Weekend Update: Pete Davidson's First Impressions of Midterm Election Candidates - SNL

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  • @yuli9694
    @yuli9694 6 років тому +5111

    “I’m still a great song tho” 😂

    • @CHILLeywithSchiley
      @CHILLeywithSchiley 6 років тому +35

      Che's look and laugh was everything

    •  6 років тому +11

      I loved this whole skit but My FAVORITE part was what he said in the end lmao

    • @winner502
      @winner502 6 років тому +1

      your a dope

    • @CrenshawIncorporated
      @CrenshawIncorporated 6 років тому

      Yuli I was laughing so hard at that too!😂

    • @ninnelarias3694
      @ninnelarias3694 5 років тому

      When dose he say that!

  • @sickofisabela
    @sickofisabela 6 років тому +2643

    lmao “I’m still a great song though” yes pete you are

    • @TRISTIN2013
      @TRISTIN2013 6 років тому +7

      which song? i dont listen to that shit

    • @Woodshadow
      @Woodshadow 6 років тому +7

      Thank you. I couldn't hear what he said

    • @NolaChick82
      @NolaChick82 6 років тому +23

      @@TRISTIN2013 Ariana has a song on her album called "Pete Davidson"

    • @axelstired
      @axelstired 6 років тому +18

      Nola Chick i think he might be talking about the song she dropped 30 mins before today’s snl episode called “thank u, next”

    • @dtvfan24
      @dtvfan24 6 років тому +6

      pete being pete, good on him. hes quite civil.

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 6 років тому +4867

    "After I had to move back in with my mom" 😂

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 років тому +83

      Well that explains why he's dressed for prison.

    • @gambit85
      @gambit85 6 років тому +47

      @@brainflash1 That makes absolutely no sense. 😂
      How does moving back with his mom equate prison dress?

    • @anthonyellis4915
      @anthonyellis4915 6 років тому +6

      😂😂

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 6 років тому +83

      That joke was 100% for all the Arianators who've been posting shit about him being homeless and back in a ditch etc like they're actually funny

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 6 років тому +25

      YepItsThatGuy Well you can’t take Ariana fans serious nor Ariana. The last person that tried to take Ariana serious, bombed her show (too heavy?)

  • @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
    @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 3 роки тому +2024

    The Andrew Cuomo joke aged REALLY WELL

  • @TheSuperSnake313
    @TheSuperSnake313 6 років тому +4024

    Did Pete just break out of jail??

    • @actontreadway1168
      @actontreadway1168 6 років тому +9

      on leave.

    • @mscentineonoahssecretwife5343
      @mscentineonoahssecretwife5343 6 років тому +2

      Ha Ha Ha!

    • @markknece6732
      @markknece6732 6 років тому +3

      Orange=33 Freemasonry, this video is 3:22 long=skull n bones ...its not a coincidence but it is a conspiracy.

    • @actontreadway1168
      @actontreadway1168 6 років тому +9

      @@markknece6732 the video is 3:21 long for me. i bet that's even more insidious!

    • @KyAl2
      @KyAl2 6 років тому +1

      There's a hint of Chairman Mao thrown as well.

  • @xirtval
    @xirtval 5 років тому +3806

    Pete looks like if Jack Frost escaped a minimum security prison.

    • @chillinwithjp3312
      @chillinwithjp3312 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh 😂

    • @myascott718
      @myascott718 3 роки тому +16

      minimum killed me🤣😂🤣

    • @bretthatesgirlsify
      @bretthatesgirlsify 3 роки тому +3

      Ooof

    • @shannonglass2057
      @shannonglass2057 3 роки тому +7

      Disposed, Pete Davidson is a handsome, brilliant, funny & compassionate young Man. 💖🇺🇸

    • @birb9041
      @birb9041 3 роки тому +4

      @@shannonglass2057 I agree, but he does look like that

  • @NerdieTurtle
    @NerdieTurtle 6 років тому +2679

    Very civil of Pete and it is nobody's business in the end

    • @anthonyellis4915
      @anthonyellis4915 6 років тому +5

      I'm just glad everything didn't work out. =x

    • @ianrhodes6928
      @ianrhodes6928 6 років тому +26

      I agree. That was a classy move from Pete.

    • @JayJay-wl4nj
      @JayJay-wl4nj 6 років тому +2

      He is a celebrity and that's what that life deals you with Dumbass!!!

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 6 років тому +17

      Except he flouted that relationship all over when it was working. Can't have it both ways.

    • @Lordpianz
      @Lordpianz 6 років тому

      yes,

  • @bellaredd54
    @bellaredd54 5 років тому +579

    I love how respectful he was at the end.

  • @dumbguymoviereview1644
    @dumbguymoviereview1644 6 років тому +2387

    Weird position to be in but he handled it with a lot of class and dignity. I just want to give him a hug!

    • @rico8673
      @rico8673 6 років тому +8

      his life is awesome... hug a vet or a elderly person who's lonely... just kidding 😊

    • @pb4531
      @pb4531 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @jennyt777
      @jennyt777 6 років тому +2

      Jordan Monson ABSOLUTELY!

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 6 років тому +6

      Me too, just want to give him a hug
      He seems like a sweet person

    • @yourturn777
      @yourturn777 6 років тому +3

      Stand in line!😉

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 років тому +2906

    My respect for Pete Davidson just sky rocketed. I get annoyed when celebrities don't acknowledge things like moving to a new sport team or a break up. Pete had the decency to just say yeah it happened and I wish her the best, which I respect.

    • @ProteusLP
      @ProteusLP 6 років тому +46

      Okay, but why is it anyone’s business? Like he said, it’s not. I honestly don’t see why people care about stuff like that... he’s a human, he has a life. So does [nearly] everyone else on the planet. It really doesn’t seem like the kind of thing that needs to be addressed at all.

    • @hammadali594
      @hammadali594 6 років тому +38

      Timothy McSwain They were very public about it and it brought publicity. They were also a celebrity couple, much different than your normal couple because a main caveat is to publicize it. When they break up they all of a sudden are supposed to be private about it. Pete's the kind of guy who addresses it in the perfect way. Not making jokes or making fun of her and not being too open about it either.
      If he kept his engagement on the down low then I can understand him not addressing the break up, but damn...he squeezed every drop out of the engagement for publicity.

    • @elizabethwalsh6125
      @elizabethwalsh6125 6 років тому +2

      Hammad Ali God, I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes rn. Don't want to ruin it 😂😂

    • @evilgabe666
      @evilgabe666 6 років тому +4

      He didnt have to mention it. But he did....what a lame he is.

    • @tomsmith186
      @tomsmith186 6 років тому +5

      You people are such losers. I can't believe you give a shit about a guy that looks like smurf and his failed relationships. Get a life. You assholes!

  •  6 років тому +3236

    “I’m still a great song though!” 😭😭😭

    • @heythere9707
      @heythere9707 6 років тому +1

      Tiffany which song though is about him?

    • @heythere9707
      @heythere9707 6 років тому +1

      Joe Burns makes sense.

    • @Saahiraa6
      @Saahiraa6 6 років тому +1

      Lmaoo

    • @heythere9707
      @heythere9707 6 років тому +2

      Sahira Garcia didn’t know she wrote a song titled that.

    • @mollkatless
      @mollkatless 6 років тому

      he's gay right?

  • @fatmanandschizard
    @fatmanandschizard 6 років тому +6795

    This is what people were mad about?

    • @paradismar
      @paradismar 6 років тому +761

      fatmanandschizard Trump supporters are the biggest snowflakes

    • @ChrisShepley
      @ChrisShepley 6 років тому +102

      @@paradismar they even retreat to their safe space on TV.

    • @gageg9510
      @gageg9510 6 років тому +216

      Daniel Strack-Chacon Ha you’re funny that you actually think that. Liberals are the biggest snowflakes around ya fucktard.

    • @Jimmy-pk2rg
      @Jimmy-pk2rg 6 років тому +40

      Cosb Bill damn right, they think we’re the snowflakes

    • @paradismar
      @paradismar 6 років тому +129

      Cosb Bill *gets offended at a joke about a politician who just happened to be a SEAL.

  • @seblauu
    @seblauu 5 років тому +7167

    Pete looks like a lesbian inmate from Orange Is The New Black

    • @manda73
      @manda73 5 років тому +20

      Exactly.

    • @faithschwartz8619
      @faithschwartz8619 5 років тому +31

      I'm cool with that

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +24

      Damn, he should have said that. But I like "Dr. Seuss character went to prison" more.

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 5 років тому +7

      It's not that he laughs at his own jokes.. it's that he laughed the least at roasting himself. Which was the funniest part of his roasting

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 5 років тому +1

      Wrong comment section
      Still gave you a like though 😉😉

  • @bey4829
    @bey4829 6 років тому +3963

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes

    • @logosrising4784
      @logosrising4784 6 років тому +28

      sign of weak jokes. SNL has sucked the dead dick for decades.

    • @tinternabbess
      @tinternabbess 6 років тому +8

      Kookies And Kream Someone has to.

    • @ItsMeJessieAndArii
      @ItsMeJessieAndArii 6 років тому

      Kookies And Kream I’m 99% sure other people wrote this script

    • @shanewilliams4818
      @shanewilliams4818 6 років тому

      David O. He writes the script for this, other than that he doesn’t write anything else

    • @pugh7755
      @pugh7755 6 років тому +1

      He has to laugh at his own joke, because nobody else could possibly be stupid enough to find him funny. Although, I may be wrong as I see a lot of people in the sub-60 IQ range saying he's funny. Of course it's par with everything else that SNL vomits up, there's always some dogs that will eagerly lap it up.

  • @aval3487
    @aval3487 6 років тому +580

    I low key needed to see that, to make sure he was doing alright.. good for him.

  • @anthonytarver236
    @anthonytarver236 6 років тому +6611

    I'm a vet and that was a funny joke. Nobody said anything when the president attacked POWs and the president wasn't joking.

    • @jaxoncooper3354
      @jaxoncooper3354 6 років тому +44

      No one said anything? Where were you when he talked about pows

    • @perezangel826
      @perezangel826 6 років тому +196

      Crazy Scarecrow the public backlash from the right was almost non existent

    • @degarmo187
      @degarmo187 6 років тому +51

      Mr. Tarver, Thank you for your service!

    • @LarryLease
      @LarryLease 6 років тому +8

      I thought it was funny.

    • @angeliquedooley7136
      @angeliquedooley7136 6 років тому +25

      Trump was talking about McCains handling of searching for POWs. Do some research of McCains very disturbing relationships with terrorist and very disrespect towards POWs families himself. He was a fraud and a trader of our country, if you do some research you'll discover why Trump didn't have any respect for him.Dont take my word , there are veterans that witness him getting special treatment for while being a prisoner and gave up military secrets.

  • @101jassy
    @101jassy 6 років тому +710

    “What? You never messed up at work before?” 😂

  • @wulfosaurus1835
    @wulfosaurus1835 6 років тому +1627

    I don't know why everyone thinks Pete is ACTUALLY immature.
    That closing has to be one of those most mature moves out of a breakup that I've ever witnessed.

    • @Woodshadow
      @Woodshadow 6 років тому +28

      He can be mature when he wants to be. I think he knew he needed to address it publicly somehow.

    • @jennyt777
      @jennyt777 6 років тому

      Wulf O'Saurus He Just reclaimed it all and is killing Adulting! That took guts!

    • @bhoney1988
      @bhoney1988 6 років тому +14

      @@mbolduc comedy is immature. That's why it's funny. It isn't all of who someone is. Get a grip.

    • @kingly8569
      @kingly8569 6 років тому +10

      Lmao I don’t get why everybody’s calling each other cunts. 😂😂

    • @gregpallen
      @gregpallen 6 років тому +1

      When he was first starting out in comedy he crossed a few lines with his jokes. He was like 18, I get it. But he's definitely matured a lot since then.

  • @rosiemandujano5500
    @rosiemandujano5500 6 років тому +735

    And this is how a mature human handles it, even when is painful you keep it together, good for you Pete!

    • @BKMongo7
      @BKMongo7 6 років тому +8

      @@Sndndncbf It's a comedy show. Chill the f***' out. He made fun of everybody including himself. Hes a comedian. I'll repeat a comedian. Not a politician who made fun of a prisoner of war like that 1 guy what's his name........

    • @killershootin6934
      @killershootin6934 6 років тому +1

      Mature? He bashed Republicans only...

    • @TEEGOTIT
      @TEEGOTIT 6 років тому +4

      Scarred Praetorian did you not watch the video he made fun of Andrew Cuomo

    • @HIPPYLOCO
      @HIPPYLOCO 6 років тому +8

      @@killershootin6934 Republicans bash everybody what's your point ?

    • @killershootin6934
      @killershootin6934 6 років тому +1

      @@HIPPYLOCO what's your point you fuking idiot I made mine.

  • @shren1571
    @shren1571 6 років тому +2756

    Actual veterans: This was funny
    14 year old: REEEEEEEEE

    • @warnerbros2397
      @warnerbros2397 4 роки тому +5

      Naking jokes on someone losing an eye...but when asked about brkup...a firm nobody's business...😂

    • @nightman1889
      @nightman1889 3 роки тому +10

      It’s not the “Hitman in a porno” part, it’s the “I know he lost his eye in war... or whatever” brushing off the sacrifice he and other vets made

    • @viduruberoi2096
      @viduruberoi2096 3 роки тому +3

      @@nightman1889 have you seen Crenshaw's response to his apology? They even did a sketch together on update the next week... take a look at this : ua-cam.com/video/-Z_y2IzK74U/v-deo.html

    • @Dr.Mantis-Toboggan-M.D.
      @Dr.Mantis-Toboggan-M.D. 3 роки тому +13

      @@nightman1889 Uhh, aren't you the same guy who says "fuck your feelings?"

    • @nightman1889
      @nightman1889 3 роки тому +2

      @@Dr.Mantis-Toboggan-M.D. nigga idk

  • @hannahdulset61334
    @hannahdulset61334 6 років тому +301

    Unpopular opinion : I love it when Pete breaks. It shows how much fun he’s having.

    • @petershmekel5787
      @petershmekel5787 6 років тому

      Pete davidson is so diverse, check out his multiculti background!!
      ua-cam.com/video/psWEeZwqVuI/v-deo.html

    • @TheGek03
      @TheGek03 6 років тому +1

      I don't know, the guy has a bad case of the Fallon's. When does he NOT break? Breaking too much in a sketch show has the same effect on humor as laughing hysterically at your own joke while you're telling it.

    • @julisan_0
      @julisan_0 6 років тому +1

      Popular opinion : shut the fuck up

    • @jordansullivan5764
      @jordansullivan5764 6 років тому

      But he breaks constantly?

    • @that_child020
      @that_child020 6 років тому

      Jordan Sullivan and it’s hilarious. Geez

  • @wealthhacker
    @wealthhacker 6 років тому +5536

    “Looks like a Ken doll that spent a year in a river” 😂😂😂

    • @nicholecrowe3660
      @nicholecrowe3660 6 років тому +3

      Wealth Hacker - Jeff Rose I no right😂😂😂

    • @mattehcat
      @mattehcat 6 років тому +39

      And Pete Davidson looks like an inmate that takes huge cock in prison because he's someone's bitch.

    • @TommyTomTompkins
      @TommyTomTompkins 6 років тому

      Lol 😂😂 😂 hilarious

    • @cassandragordon2103
      @cassandragordon2103 6 років тому +12

      He has an autoimmune disease.

    • @Chana12345
      @Chana12345 6 років тому +4

      Yeah I get the paleness but the hair isn’t helping.

  • @spookydonkey42
    @spookydonkey42 6 років тому +175

    "you look like you make vape juice in a bath tub" is my new favourite insult

  • @shaunbang
    @shaunbang 4 роки тому +1262

    This is what was so controversial? He literally didn’t even go hard on Crenshaw and went easy on the guy. Idk I just don’t see why this was such a big deal

    • @JRMagro
      @JRMagro 4 роки тому +4

      @Captain Insano Shows no mercy i agree 100% .

    • @DFullerLisa
      @DFullerLisa 4 роки тому +56

      It was the “or whatever” that fell flat.

    • @nightman1889
      @nightman1889 3 роки тому +40

      It was tone deaf to the sacrifice of veterans. But Crenshaw was mature about it and both Crenshaw and Davidson handled the situation very well

    • @Erik-lq4eo
      @Erik-lq4eo 3 роки тому +22

      @@nightman1889 how was it tone deaf

    • @Erik-lq4eo
      @Erik-lq4eo 3 роки тому +2

      @@DFullerLisa ?

  • @bellagonzo
    @bellagonzo 3 роки тому +117

    The way he addressed the breakup was beautiful much respect

    • @blurtam188
      @blurtam188 Рік тому

      Better than Kanye!!

    • @Wildstag
      @Wildstag Рік тому +2

      I was waiting for a punchline, and instead he was just a decent person.

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne Рік тому

      I get why people hate him but at the same time why just why 😂the only thing anyone can say is “He’s not funny” and that’s probably the most vague thing anyone can say, it’s all just a matter of what you like, people are in over their head abt being on their high horse

  • @iris4551
    @iris4551 6 років тому +273

    Honestly, props to Pete to addressing the elephant in the room and being so honest and mature about it 👏

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому +6

      Is that why he mocked a veteran for his wounds from an IED? Maturity? Fuck both of you.

    • @mynameisnotcory
      @mynameisnotcory 6 років тому +1

      mbolduc hes a badass dude, i’m sure dan can handle it lol

    • @petershmekel5787
      @petershmekel5787 6 років тому

      Pete davidson is so diverse, check out his multiculti background!!
      ua-cam.com/video/psWEeZwqVuI/v-deo.html

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому

      @Ikechi I respond to each comment individually. You dumb fucks are all NPC shitbags and you deserve the same treatment. Say something original if you want something different from me.

  • @emostiker222
    @emostiker222 6 років тому +663

    He looks like he just broke out of prision

    • @ArmyPsyco
      @ArmyPsyco 6 років тому +11

      How is snl still a thing. They make 2 funny skits a year

    • @JJJJ-qk8dn
      @JJJJ-qk8dn 6 років тому +1

      @@ArmyPsyco
      well we have the totino's trilogy, plus they don't do as many skits anymore so the one's you like are sure to decrease

    • @David-hd4et
      @David-hd4et 6 років тому +4

      He tried to cook the pig but Ariana called the police

    • @quartzhyalos1068
      @quartzhyalos1068 6 років тому +1

      Well, he may have done just that *wink* *wink*

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 6 років тому +1

      So true

  • @Mandalor10
    @Mandalor10 6 років тому +2858

    Wow I can't believe the outrage this got. That's it? I was expecting like 10 minuted of just pure savage taunting. It was like two sentences. Also it would be one thing to just mock some random veteran with an eye patch, but he's not. Dan Crenshaw is running for public office. He's fair game. People need to grow up.

    • @zack19192
      @zack19192 6 років тому +131

      conservatives get offended more than liberals nowadays.

    • @Mandalor10
      @Mandalor10 6 років тому +39

      ​@@zack19192 Lol yeah they do cry a lot and then they call all Liberals snowflakes. But to be fair liberals also cry a lot. All this fake outrage is really annoying.

    • @RhinoXpress
      @RhinoXpress 6 років тому +28

      We live in an outrage culture now where people get offended over the littlest of shit. Sure someone could make a case that it was alittle insensitive, but it wasn't anything to get outraged, over.

    • @CrankyGrandma
      @CrankyGrandma 6 років тому +53

      Jason Barber Crenshaw didn’t want an apology. He shrugged it off. The producers probably got angry calls. Crenshaw by joining in the humor helped Pete, and diffused things. That’s how we all should be.

    • @royale7391
      @royale7391 6 років тому +2

      What if another nerwork made fun of petes father? Would that b diff? Fair? Regardless pete is an idiot but gits a free country

  • @jeseramirez9852
    @jeseramirez9852 6 років тому +546

    Damn, if Pete talked much longer about Ariana he would have cried. Love the guy, great bit

    • @petershmekel5787
      @petershmekel5787 6 років тому +1

      Pete davidson is so diverse, check out his multiculti background!!
      ua-cam.com/video/psWEeZwqVuI/v-deo.html

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 6 років тому

      Jese Ramirez I Cried😢

    • @jaygee7153
      @jaygee7153 6 років тому

      Yeah bc planting the Shaolin flag on million dollar box is very sad. Poor guy.

    • @jeseramirez9852
      @jeseramirez9852 6 років тому

      Jay Gee what he do?

    • @dalyand5944
      @dalyand5944 6 років тому +3

      He deserves a good face sitting session. I volunteer.

  • @gnarlywarlybear23
    @gnarlywarlybear23 6 років тому +309

    i feel so bad for him. he looked really emotional at the end. people are only talking ab ariana but guys have feelings too! i hope he finds true happiness.

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому +5

      Then he mocked a veteran for losing his eye to an IED. Fuck Pete Davidson and fuck you too.

    • @danna8582
      @danna8582 6 років тому +21

      mbolduc is it possible for you to take a joke?

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому +3

      @@danna8582 Is it possible that you think mocking a veteran for losing an eye while fighting overseas is acceptable? Do it in front of me and I'll knock you the fuck out. Now THAT would be hilarious.
      You make any joke you please. I'll react to it how I please. Free country, right?

    • @skarwall
      @skarwall 6 років тому +17

      @@mbolduc lol triggered huh

    • @skarwall
      @skarwall 6 років тому +2

      @@mbolduc lmao how do you form such an opinion on my political leanings from me pointing out that you are triggered

  • @clickmypicture752
    @clickmypicture752 6 років тому +834

    "After I moved back in with my mom" 😂 I'm weak

    • @ayylmao3384
      @ayylmao3384 6 років тому +6

      must be pretty weak if this guy makes you laugh

    • @mysticanna5545
      @mysticanna5545 6 років тому +14

      He makes me laugh but i aint weak

    • @andrewk2996
      @andrewk2996 6 років тому +2

      you are weak you dumb shit

    • @bruhluke1267
      @bruhluke1267 6 років тому +2

      Guy servers are country in war and Pete Davidson the pric himself has the audacity to make fun of the guy who defends the very freedoms he has on this libtard show

    • @claudiaam107
      @claudiaam107 6 років тому +1

      click my picture that was so funny 😂

  • @TrulyMademoizelle
    @TrulyMademoizelle 6 років тому +503

    It wasnt that bad. He does look like a hitman but we all kno eyepatches make u look tough

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, but not one in a porno. He looks too baby-faced for porn.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj 3 роки тому

      The joke was pretty funny,in my opinion.
      I personally think he looks more like Nick Fury from the Marvel comic books(in the comics,there is a white AND a black Nick Fury but in the Marvel movies,there's just a black Nick Fury).

  • @ggoodd32503
    @ggoodd32503 6 років тому +757

    Why is he dressed like he escaped jail just to do this skit

    • @virginiepyrek514
      @virginiepyrek514 6 років тому

      Celos hhhbn

    • @mbm8404
      @mbm8404 6 років тому +1

      Foreshadowing....

    • @scottconklin6297
      @scottconklin6297 6 років тому +3

      Because criminals vote Democrat to keep the cradle-to-grave benefits intact. Ipso facto, he mocks Republicans.

    • @frankmanning3815
      @frankmanning3815 6 років тому +1

      It's symbolic of how the Democrats treat elections.

    • @mickrussom
      @mickrussom 6 років тому

      its where this little disgusting seditious unfunny rat belongs.

  • @S3MORASS
    @S3MORASS 6 років тому +759

    Man Pete took it on the chin like a pro and bounced back. Can’t wait to see what else he does

    • @Volunteerfan8082
      @Volunteerfan8082 6 років тому +7

      He's a fucking disgrace and a little Soy boy bitch!

    • @magacop5180
      @magacop5180 6 років тому +5

      LeBron Colbaugh agreed...but at least he got to bust nuts in Ariana Grande for a smooth year.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 6 років тому +8

      @@Volunteerfan8082 you're a bad person. I hope you know that.

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 6 років тому +2

      @Default Name Comedy, asshole. Pete is way different then Trump who did the same thing. Not with the pretense of comedy.

    • @davidsommerlath8694
      @davidsommerlath8694 6 років тому

      You are more pathetic than this liberal fucker--at least he's getting paid
      YOu stupid moron--

  • @shelbysmama4974
    @shelbysmama4974 6 років тому +125

    Hey, Pete!
    Proud of you for keeping it short, to the point and classy about A.G. You're right. Sometimes it doesn't work out. You can't always control stuff like that, but you CAN control how you deal with it. Maybe, in the distant future, y'all can do a SNL skit poking fun at the absurdity of the public's reaction.

  • @riboflavin7221
    @riboflavin7221 5 років тому +95

    That Crenshaw joke was actually hilarious

  • @ethanrhine5944
    @ethanrhine5944 6 років тому +183

    I love how Pete didn’t try to be a jerk about anything and stayed civil and decided to be the bigger person. And that’s all I gotta say

    • @ME-ol9gk
      @ME-ol9gk 6 років тому +1

      Ethan Rhine if he sent those photos to Mac Miller. Then he is a jerk.

    • @jarhead1762
      @jarhead1762 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, I love how he shits on SEALs that get wounded in Afghanistan..... He really stayed civil....WTF is going on in this world and with you....

    • @fridgmanfrustle4376
      @fridgmanfrustle4376 6 років тому +2

      Eightpoint03 it was a joke he’s a comedian you need to lighten up

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому +1

      @@fridgmanfrustle4376 I have a joke. Maybe you'll find it funny. If not, you need to lighten up.
      One day, I was walking down the street when I saw Pete Davidson walking toward me. I stop him and say hello, and then I say "this is for the veterans you mock as part of your daily routine." and then I kick his nuts through the top of his head and mock him for his mental health issues.
      If this bothers you, you need to lighten up. It's a joke!

    • @melleaves2608
      @melleaves2608 6 років тому +6

      can y’all pussies realise that he doesn’t write the jokes and he’s obligated to tell them it’s fucking SNL it’s never meant to be serious. and ethan is clearly talking about how he spoke about the break up stop getting offended by literally everything

  • @woahsarah
    @woahsarah 6 років тому +636

    glad he spoke some positivity about the breakup and acted mature about it! love ya pete!

    • @yeezyyeezywusgood
      @yeezyyeezywusgood 6 років тому +15

      Russian Bot from Russia why so maaaad

    • @Volunteerfan8082
      @Volunteerfan8082 6 років тому +6

      Nobody gives a fuck about his breakup but you crying ass liberals

    • @bunchofscumbags3222
      @bunchofscumbags3222 6 років тому +2

      Real mature...like making fun of a war hero. Get that fucking bullshit out of here.

    • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
      @Lazy_eye_blobFish 6 років тому +4

      Who gives a s*** about his break up? I'm more annoyed not shocked or angry but annoyed at how he disrespected a military veteran. Do you realize that if this was Trump that said that all hell would break loose? And before anybody calls me a Russian bot, just click on my icon and you'll see that I'm an actual person.

    • @gethcreator751
      @gethcreator751 6 років тому +3

      It was always going to end, Pete is a soyboy no woman wants a bitch

  • @incaguaya
    @incaguaya 6 років тому +821

    Pete was great in Suicide Squad.

    • @njuksi
      @njuksi 6 років тому +2

      exactly :D

    • @fishingplanetlive7504
      @fishingplanetlive7504 6 років тому +1

      Umm horrible comment he doesnt represent anyone in that movie. Way to make fun of people with a disease

    • @queenzville
      @queenzville 6 років тому +1

      @Breon Worthy lmao, this just made my night

    • @EsotErikka
      @EsotErikka 6 років тому +2

      @Breon Worthy Not with teeny weeny.

    • @incaguaya
      @incaguaya 6 років тому +1

      @Breon Worthy lol glad to hear. That's not my mom though, he just calls everybody Son.

  • @ammarshirwani8912
    @ammarshirwani8912 3 роки тому +35

    What makes this even funnier is Michael Che's laugh and reactions

  • @daniellundahl2467
    @daniellundahl2467 6 років тому +146

    Pete: sips water and stays pure
    Ari: sips tea and kills us all

    • @OmarPhoenix
      @OmarPhoenix 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Lundahl THIS WAS THE SHIT RIGHT HERE

  • @escoba1971
    @escoba1971 6 років тому +833

    Did anyone noticed how Pete almost choked when he talked about Ariana...

    • @sammmmyk
      @sammmmyk 6 років тому +20

      yes!!😭😭

    • @Ελένη-η2φ
      @Ελένη-η2φ 6 років тому +6

      No

    • @ohiosfinest5889
      @ohiosfinest5889 6 років тому +8

      Jarhead leatherneck he’s Jewish dummy

    • @someguynamedelan
      @someguynamedelan 6 років тому +20

      The season premiere, him & ariana was his main material. There was a digital short and he joked about being this loser with a pop star. I thought to myself, "Wow, they must have a really good relationship if he can make jokes like those." And then she breaks it off.
      Colin Jost is dating Scarlet Johansen. I get the feeling he will never use his love life as material for the show.

    • @Mrbb33399
      @Mrbb33399 6 років тому +8

      He's too needy. He.acts like he's perpetually a virgin.

  • @Amira-nn4dg
    @Amira-nn4dg 6 років тому +409

    I feel bad for Pete cause of all the hate he gets on social media when ppl dont even know the real reason why they broke up.

    • @FireElFreak
      @FireElFreak 6 років тому +41

      Nathan Hess can’t take a joke

    • @donedone874
      @donedone874 6 років тому +44

      @@nathanhess371 Trump our president made fun of John Maccain who is a war hero and made fun of him for being captured and tortured during war. how about worry more about what the PRESIDENT says then Pete davidson an actor says ...

    • @jeanettethomas5806
      @jeanettethomas5806 6 років тому +10

      Nathan Hess and you're slinging homophobic remarks and unwarranted expletives, so it's you that's more of a saint?

    • @swedejohanson7739
      @swedejohanson7739 6 років тому +5

      moh abu so did all the liberals when he ran against Barak in 2008. Now all of a sudden, the liberals love McCain? Funny how that works

    • @abpenningtonmusic
      @abpenningtonmusic 6 років тому +6

      @@nathanhess371 what happened to free speech huh? What ever happened to it's just jokes huh? Fucking snowflake go back to your safe space Also *you're

  • @fleetwood7538
    @fleetwood7538 3 роки тому +62

    I dig how he speaks of her with nothing but love and respect.
    #RealMen

  • @ligdaayala5195
    @ligdaayala5195 6 років тому +771

    The way Pete handled the A.G situation was great. And he’s totally right, at the end of the day it’s none of our business. I’m glad he didn’t talk nasty about her or about the relationship in general like other people would

    • @charleslongfield4450
      @charleslongfield4450 6 років тому +2

      Well,he actually got a few weeks of a really good thing,in life, you have to count the positives, and let go of the bad, so when he's an old man, he'll have that time to look back on.

    • @poundmytomtom
      @poundmytomtom 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @archonthundercleeds6099
      @archonthundercleeds6099 6 років тому +6

      He probably has low testosterone and can't get it up looks like a manbaby to who can't fight to save his life she probably left him because of that he seems like a peace of shit to making fun of a wounded War veteran he is childish as one can be and so is snl they should be ashamed of themselves called out for it and donated to some wounded vet organization

    • @JP-os4zo
      @JP-os4zo 6 років тому +6

      Ligda Ayala he handled it by going on to mocking a vet and his ear injury yeah he’s a real man more of a piece of shit Ariana was the best thing that he will ever get in life and he fucked that up

    • @12131AllDay
      @12131AllDay 6 років тому +1

      Ligda Ayala he cried.

  • @ncorp2668
    @ncorp2668 6 років тому +710

    When he mentioned the breakup, his eyes looked a little watery and it looked like he was trying to hide his emotions, like it genuinely hurts him. Definitely an uncomfortable moment for him. I feel for him!
    Edit: And Pete, whatever you do, please don't apologize for that joke about the guy with the eye patch. Remember, the Republican party hates PC culture. You're doing them a FAVOR by NOT policing your humor. They love being anti-PC, the eye patch guy should send you a gift for upholding their supposed ideals 😂

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 років тому +56

      His voice almost broke twice.

    • @bryankennedy3793
      @bryankennedy3793 6 років тому +18

      I think his eyes stayed fine but want to say, your faces will do weird things taking about an ex regardless of how you think you feel. Wishing them the best, stay healthy

    • @DownHavenEnt
      @DownHavenEnt 6 років тому +13

      Nope. It was just awkward to say... chill

    • @dijon8330
      @dijon8330 6 років тому +6

      That’s the weed baby

    • @strangerdanger1271
      @strangerdanger1271 6 років тому +26

      You are just making shit up. He was just uncomfortable talking about his personal relationships on tv just like any other sane person,

  • @Ali-uc7jb
    @Ali-uc7jb 6 років тому +245

    Pete lookin like a Big Mouth character

    • @AfrikanAssassin
      @AfrikanAssassin 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Buddybill10
      @Buddybill10 6 років тому

      Lmao im dead

    • @MMacAttack
      @MMacAttack 6 років тому +1

      Pete’s got butthole eyes. He’s a degenerate unfunny ghoul

    • @julianellsworth7889
      @julianellsworth7889 6 років тому

      He's that gay kid after his father beat him straight.

  • @imacg5
    @imacg5 4 роки тому +41

    That Cuomo joke is basically Bill Burr's character in The King of Staten Island

  • @michellevega2939
    @michellevega2939 6 років тому +422

    🎤dropped at end...go pete!!!!!

    • @myemailaccount3046
      @myemailaccount3046 6 років тому +1

      gtfo

    • @brianritzpatrick4737
      @brianritzpatrick4737 6 років тому

      joe kiva fuck you

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 6 років тому +1

      michelle vega
      Lmao he “dropped the mic” as he literally told us all to go be statist sheep and “vote”???
      Hahahahaha voting is the suggestion box of slaves.
      The fact that celebrities won’t stop saying “go out and vote” is all the proof you need to know this system is inherently evil.
      They literally brainwash people into REMAINING a pawn in the system. It’s laughable at best.

    • @myemailaccount3046
      @myemailaccount3046 6 років тому +1

      @@brianritzpatrick4737 stupid fuck has the name of a muderer who slaughtered innocent people by bombing an airplane... but tells me to fuck off ... ok

  • @daniell5247
    @daniell5247 6 років тому +413

    At first I thought he was doing a character when he rolled out in his prison outfit and gray hair but nope lol. That's just Pete, dealing with stuff. Respeck.

  • @myredhuntingcap
    @myredhuntingcap 6 років тому +166

    Did Pete say, " I'm still a good song though!" ????

    • @keaynasolomon6002
      @keaynasolomon6002 6 років тому +8

      Karina J. Hernández rotfl, yes Ariana wrote a song and named a song after him. It is a pretty good song

    • @kimberlysue862
      @kimberlysue862 6 років тому +11

      Best line of the skit!

  • @CorynthianLeather
    @CorynthianLeather 5 років тому +76

    "you never messed up at work before" ? 😂

  • @skydabawss1060
    @skydabawss1060 6 років тому +195

    Pete at the end: "...I wish her the best. Go vote! I still make a GREAT song though!" 😂😂

  • @candlercutie
    @candlercutie 6 років тому +2424

    Pete Davidson looks like if Ellen DeGenerous and Eminem had an affair and Ellen smoked through the pregnancy

    • @frankmanning3815
      @frankmanning3815 6 років тому +69

      "Pete Davidson looks like if Ellen DeGenerous and Eminem had an affair and Ellen smoked crack through the pregnancy."
      Fixed it for you.

    • @lobaggins3328
      @lobaggins3328 6 років тому

      Taylor McTague not even close

    • @michellevega2939
      @michellevega2939 6 років тому +5

      ROTF

    • @peppermintcatsass3141
      @peppermintcatsass3141 6 років тому +10

      Thats fucked up because its truth..👍

    • @haroonnoori609
      @haroonnoori609 6 років тому +2

      So hot is what you are defining right I mean I’m straight buh beauty is beauty

  • @mitchevans9315
    @mitchevans9315 6 років тому +538

    Say Beetlejuice three times and Pete Davidson appears.

    • @tylerdark1017
      @tylerdark1017 6 років тому +3

      Mitch Evans you absolute savage

    • @LadyGamer8
      @LadyGamer8 6 років тому

      🤣

    • @bilodolo11
      @bilodolo11 6 років тому

      I don't get it

    • @TheFruitney
      @TheFruitney 6 років тому

      YOu must have watched the Roast of Rob Lowe where that joke was used towards Ann Coulter... Joke stealing is frowned upon with comedians

    • @park-coke
      @park-coke 6 років тому +2

      I thought that was Ann Coulter..

  • @charlesbronson2926
    @charlesbronson2926 Рік тому +3

    I still can't believe the crenshaw joke escalated to the point of him coming on the show and embarrassing himself worse than Pete did.

  • @bangtanluver
    @bangtanluver 6 років тому +361

    Why is he dressed like he came Straight out of jail

    • @nathansalzman794
      @nathansalzman794 6 років тому +9

      because felons can now vote in florida

    • @MrB1ah
      @MrB1ah 6 років тому +13

      Because he escaped his engagement with Ariana

    • @fallenafterling4128
      @fallenafterling4128 6 років тому

      Lanalee why do you like kpop you pos

    • @shoeshooey5464
      @shoeshooey5464 6 років тому +1

      Lanalee he’s on work release

    • @micahnightwolf
      @micahnightwolf 6 років тому

      Probably 'cuz he came straight out of jail lol

  • @cjnicosia6413
    @cjnicosia6413 6 років тому +535

    pete looks like he just escaped prison

    • @rts4133
      @rts4133 6 років тому

      No. He looks like an illegal immigrant high on cocaine

    • @pyschoclown1023
      @pyschoclown1023 6 років тому

      Todd Jones ooooh you really got em champ!!

    • @kayreeves2000
      @kayreeves2000 6 років тому

      I was just going to say exactly the same...

  • @diamondz4lfye313
    @diamondz4lfye313 6 років тому +375

    that's nice what he said about Ariana. I know she thinks he's just trying to cash in from their relationship by using it as material, but so what. It was apart of his personal life. Just like she talks about her personal life in her music. As long as he doesn't disrespect is all that matters and so far he hasn't.

    • @odorkpersonal8520
      @odorkpersonal8520 6 років тому +4

      diamondz4lfye313 yeah like in the ad where he asked maggie to marry him, he seemed very uncomfortable. i think the snl cast/writing team is making him do some things that he might not be comfortable with just so they can get some more attention

    • @SloaneLasers
      @SloaneLasers 6 років тому +3

      Nah, she doesen't think that he's trying to make a profit. They both have jobs and they each do what they do. It's nice what he said. But it's still sad. Let's move on now.

    • @Dyslexo
      @Dyslexo 6 років тому +1

      I love how we just glance over the mocking of a ex navy seal who lost his eye to an ied that killed his translator in Afghanistan but fuck that he is a respectful guy because he did say shit about his ex fiancé who he only dated for a few weeks got it glad to see the standards we are at that this dude who lives with his mom apparently who can only make cheap jokes and smoke pot all day and a tiny overrated auto tune pop singer who basically makes the same songs with no real difference have buried the hatchet and made piece what a sack of shit

    • @silvergir89
      @silvergir89 6 років тому

      Surprised she hasn't sued for slander.

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 6 років тому

      yeah ignore the whole making fun of a war vet who lost his eye in combat or whatever

  • @nathan-hq2jw
    @nathan-hq2jw 5 років тому +797

    i thought conservatives didn’t get their feelings hurt by words.

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 5 років тому +1

      Snowflake ❄️

    • @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403
      @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403 5 років тому +7

      ikr snowflakes

    • @pathiggins2624
      @pathiggins2624 5 років тому +18

      dan didn't get mad over it, the outrage culture did. Which is ironically more liberal than conservative.

    • @nathan-hq2jw
      @nathan-hq2jw 5 років тому +12

      Pat Higgins just like how conservatives got mad when kaepernick exercised his freedom of speech, and i thought conservatives were all about freedom huh would you look at that.

    • @pathiggins2624
      @pathiggins2624 5 років тому +12

      Haywood Jablome they didn’t get mad at him using his freedom of speech, he has the full right to do that. They got mad at him disrespecting America, there’s a difference. He can kneel all he wants it’s his right, just like it’s the NFL’s right to kick his ass out because he was a lousy quarterback and nuisance to deal with. Love how his receiver got a job and he didnt😂 fucking classic

  • @ecarter5336
    @ecarter5336 6 років тому +62

    i respect him for what he said at the end

  • @joydoingstuff
    @joydoingstuff 6 років тому +344

    See? This is how you handle it. Instead of throwing salty tweets and patronizing songs. Bravo Pete.

    • @travis3810
      @travis3810 6 років тому +32

      Joy if you have actually listened, not just heard, her brand new song. It is not a diss track. Quite the opposite.

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 6 років тому +11

      I mean if you're a singer, you have to draw on your own emotions and experiences when you write and sing a song so as much as I agree about peaceful breakups, writing a song is hardly petty and patronising

    • @janelle8137
      @janelle8137 6 років тому +7

      She just said she was thankful for him...

    • @yoyouknow
      @yoyouknow 6 років тому +3

      Her new song isn’t even patronizing you sound dumb

    • @kylieb6625
      @kylieb6625 6 років тому +9

      Joy well, Pete is a comedian, he’s going to talk about it through his platform (comedy) and Ariana is going to talk about it through her platform (music) you can’t expect her to make a video like pete talking about it.

  • @insidiousentity7066
    @insidiousentity7066 6 років тому +504

    He is emotionally strong, and although hurt, he wishes well and is moving on.

    • @marysparks8448
      @marysparks8448 6 років тому +12

      Can I ask how does he sound bitter and angry? He acts the same every time he’s on here?.... he’s clearly laughing and having a good time idk how you can get bitter and angry out of that? He’s trying to move past this shit with him and Ariana. I mean I see why celebs get pissed off because it’s people like you keep assuming he’s so upset and shit. Well yeah he is but I’m sure he doesn’t want people tweeting about the shit every second of everyday. It’s really retarded to keep dragging the shit on . There done and over and nothing else should be said about it? Like wtf man... 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄😒

    • @superduper5494
      @superduper5494 6 років тому +5

      i think the anger is towards the media and gossip in general, not ariana

    • @eracli0
      @eracli0 6 років тому +2

      Oh look it's his therapist!

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 6 років тому

      @@marysparks8448 plus, even if he does sound bitter and angry, he's probably doing it for the sake of a joke.

    • @marysparks8448
      @marysparks8448 6 років тому

      @Asquared i agree as well . I just get so annoyed people keep saying he looks miserable and what not? Like stfu already lol I’m sure he has his problems just like all of us but hearing it all the time gets so annoying .

  • @tcs778
    @tcs778 5 років тому +392

    I personally think Pete is smokin' hot 🤷‍♂️

    • @Clearhmusic
      @Clearhmusic 5 років тому +7

      same LMAO

    • @jlav2170
      @jlav2170 5 років тому +5

      Are you by any chance non binary?

    • @gbangerlove
      @gbangerlove 5 років тому +5

      You have very low standards

    • @skyxcx9781
      @skyxcx9781 5 років тому +2

      So hot I can't even

    • @radicaljack-ical2536
      @radicaljack-ical2536 5 років тому +9

      @Little honkler as a homosexual, but not non-binary, person. I literally only watch these for Pete. I think he’s quite good looking and also very funny. That’s just my opinion.

  • @aggelikix3571
    @aggelikix3571 6 років тому +36

    I appreciate pete so much. He makes sometimes immature jokes but he is such a nice person and he is mature where he needs to be

  • @lolas9256
    @lolas9256 6 років тому +628

    I love Pete, hope his mental health is alright

    • @TianazBryant24
      @TianazBryant24 6 років тому +25

      Yes no one seems to care for his mental health just hers

    • @connorcriss
      @connorcriss 6 років тому +28

      He seems like he’s fine, but that’s the thing; a lot of depressed people act like they’re really happy all the time

    • @mattehcat
      @mattehcat 6 років тому +5

      When you debase a veteran for a war wound, no. No, his mental health is not alright. That's sociopathic.

    • @connorcriss
      @connorcriss 6 років тому +5

      Lucifer's Gift oh calm down

    • @rafaelsanchez6653
      @rafaelsanchez6653 6 років тому +4

      Lucifer's Gift all words have different values to them, you are not chill, also look up what a sociopath is your idiotic sentence didnt make any sense

  • @TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation
    @TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation 6 років тому +158

    00:13 ---> "...AND AFTER I HAD TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MY MOM..." ;)

    • @FoxesInBoots
      @FoxesInBoots 6 років тому +2

      Yeah we all heard and laughed, and?

    • @TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation
      @TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation 6 років тому +1

      @@FoxesInBoots ...AND I GOT 160 LIKES, WHILE YOU GOT ONLY 2... INCLUDING MINE & YOUR OWN... AND? ;)

  • @jonp72
    @jonp72 4 роки тому +31

    Pete never should have been forced to apologize to Crenshaw.

  • @OfficialDaHotShot
    @OfficialDaHotShot 6 років тому +27

    2:50 He gets my respect for that last bit of dialogue. That was very mature of you Pete! Keep making people laugh; I wish the best for you too.

  • @orionwesley
    @orionwesley 6 років тому +972

    "...in war or whatever."

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 років тому +12

      lol

    • @KrayFashion
      @KrayFashion 6 років тому +10

      itsumademoheiwa what kind of snow are you snoring and where can i get some?

    • @thomasmccormick1622
      @thomasmccormick1622 6 років тому

      itsumademoheiwa I want some too

    • @williamgrey9599
      @williamgrey9599 6 років тому +49

      Ryan Wesley
      Such a stupidly sick comment, I didn't find it funny, there is a line, there certainly is a line...unborn babies and wounded veterans man, just leave it be.

    • @seerloom
      @seerloom 6 років тому +23

      If he was a democrat he would have sucked him dry for 10 minutes

  • @jaredgalarza
    @jaredgalarza 6 років тому +797

    LMFAOO Pete Davidson actually funny idgaf.

    • @beenjamminbuttons7771
      @beenjamminbuttons7771 6 років тому +18

      Jared Galarza “he lost his eye in war ... of whatever” so funny. this pussy wearing an orange long sleeve shirt buttoned to the top with blue hair has no idea what real work or passion is. how could he respect anything when he’s never had to work for anything in his life

    • @damjanjagodic2943
      @damjanjagodic2943 6 років тому +7

      Didnt even crack a smile

    • @mikeockshuge829
      @mikeockshuge829 6 років тому +2

      What do you not give a fuck about?

    • @glitchyrhythm6749
      @glitchyrhythm6749 6 років тому +2

      Cause your a shit head too. And you do understand why "polotics" is even a thing....

    • @winner502
      @winner502 6 років тому +1

      ha ha your a funny douchbag

  • @Flassh81
    @Flassh81 4 роки тому +92

    Dan Crenshaw was more upset about this barely there joke about his eye then he is with trumps disrespect for soldier's and veterans.

    • @jamesbraun9842
      @jamesbraun9842 3 роки тому +9

      He said he didn't care about the joke.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj 3 роки тому +1

      He didn't seem upset about this at all.I think that other people were more offended FOR him then he was by the joke.The dude was in the SEAL Teams for 10 years,he's probably heard every curse word and insult you can imagine(and some you wouldn't want to).Being told you look like a bad guy(hitman)in a porno movie really isn't that harsh. I'm not even kidding,I heard worse stuff than that before I was out of elementary school.People need to get a thicker skin.

  • @SD_702
    @SD_702 6 років тому +59

    Greg Pence looks like Tom Hanks playing Greg Pence playing Tom Hanks.

  • @albanyrebelion
    @albanyrebelion 6 років тому +587

    hey at least he made fun of himself at the end

    • @crys.
      @crys. 6 років тому +10

      he should have made fun of the pirate more

    • @williamgrey9599
      @williamgrey9599 6 років тому +2

      Cry6ix
      Yeah, would love to see you go fight for the right to say that!..yep, you need to actually fight, for your right to say that, could you?
      Even more relevant:
      Could you defend that comment in a civil manner? I don't think so, I think you have no idea what gratitude and respect is.

    • @s-kazi940
      @s-kazi940 6 років тому

      @@crys. LoL.

    • @beenjamminbuttons7771
      @beenjamminbuttons7771 6 років тому +1

      Cry6ix I bet if I ever seen you in real life you would be singing a different tune. it’s always guys like you who are so insecure in yourselves that you attempt to seem hardened over the internet. I promise you that if you talked that way to a combat veteran in person you would wake up with piss in your pants asking how you got there. but we both know that would never happen, cause we both know you would never say that in person, we both know you only have a big mouth when hiding behind a username on the internet

    • @SiriusCJS
      @SiriusCJS 6 років тому

      "Hey at least"? How could you rationalize that? A man got his eye torn apart from an IED that killed another man right in front of him. Going through a celeb break up is not the same fucking thing.

  • @JMARTIN1947
    @JMARTIN1947 6 років тому +239

    He looks like he’s about ready to cough up blood.

    • @em-jaytaylor6743
      @em-jaytaylor6743 6 років тому +17

      He has Chrones Disease,. It can be difficult to maintain the correct nutrition and you can lose a lot of blood if you are stuck in a cycle, leaving the patient deprived of iron. Plus stress makes it even worse.
      Even when I'm well I look pale and sickly.

    • @lpg12338
      @lpg12338 6 років тому +1

      He does look pretty sickly.

    • @griffon310
      @griffon310 6 років тому

      He’s about to look like my boy Arthur Morgan

    • @cincocharms1233
      @cincocharms1233 6 років тому

      @W looks like a crackhead.

  • @jacobalbrecht4593
    @jacobalbrecht4593 5 років тому +18

    I love Pete's update pieces. They have a nice improvisational feel that reminds you of the live element of the show

  • @kevinvelez7774
    @kevinvelez7774 6 років тому +411

    My son Pete looks like he boutta break down at the first joke he made😭😭

    • @stephlyons9253
      @stephlyons9253 6 років тому +18

      Kevin Velez translation , The comedian whom I respect and admire for his courage, Mr. Peter Davidson , recently had the facial mannerisms of someone who is going to have an emotional moment , he was displaying these trades as far back as the first pre written joke . Mr. Peter I care for your well-being and do wish you the best of luck my nigga , Peter.
      Sincerely , Kevin V.

    • @moncorp1
      @moncorp1 6 років тому +1

      Your 'son' Pete is an idiot.

    • @kevinvelez7774
      @kevinvelez7774 6 років тому

      @@moncorp1 he is lml

    • @wtysont
      @wtysont 6 років тому

      He needs to be code red ASAP

    • @fightrrrrr
      @fightrrrrr 6 років тому

      Kevin Velez they are instructed to laugh at their own stupid fucking jokes.

  • @Biancar_
    @Biancar_ 6 років тому +55

    It’s sad to see they broke up and he wishes her the best. I’m sure he’s very hurt about it. But life goes on. Ive been a fan of Pete’s since 2014. I love u Pete !!!!!

  • @Adino1
    @Adino1 6 років тому +842

    What race is Pete Davidson anyways? Undead?

    • @joshier06
      @joshier06 6 років тому +3

      Hahahaha

    • @johnsigmon7707
      @johnsigmon7707 6 років тому +10

      He's of Caucasian and Jewish stock.

    • @leegrevillea6700
      @leegrevillea6700 6 років тому +9

      Jew/Irish = The Worst Combo Ever

    • @itsumademoheiwa
      @itsumademoheiwa 6 років тому +9

      1/1024 Native American, Cherokeee and Delaware of course! Duh!

    • @tonysu9500
      @tonysu9500 6 років тому +8

      douchebag

  • @drewmertens7704
    @drewmertens7704 5 років тому +18

    Ok finally watched the Dan Crenshaw and I have to say it was pretty funny actually

  • @feelingdownareyounot8937
    @feelingdownareyounot8937 6 років тому +79

    Important question: what color is Pete’s hair going to be next week?

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 6 років тому

      we won't know until he takes off that silver helmet

  • @ShiftsThaGizzim
    @ShiftsThaGizzim 6 років тому +560

    Pete Davidson looks like Ellen Degeneres waking up at noon after falling asleep in an RV park's community whirlpool full of hypodermic needles.

    • @coldestofallcoldmonsters7706
      @coldestofallcoldmonsters7706 6 років тому +5

      Pete looks like a geriatric elf that just shat in the bed, and thinks it's cute.

    • @tankersleyj390
      @tankersleyj390 6 років тому +4

      If Ellen was funny.

    • @tankersleyj390
      @tankersleyj390 6 років тому +2

      I guess if the guy was a combat vet he didn't say he had bone spurs.

    • @Liberal_US_Army_Vet
      @Liberal_US_Army_Vet 6 років тому +2

      Dude get another writer...your material is lame

    • @pauls9331
      @pauls9331 6 років тому

      Put that on mean tweets

  • @7supergirl
    @7supergirl 6 років тому +60

    I'm not going to comment on his split with Ariana because I think they are both great, but I feel like he is funnier then ever and I love this.

    • @philvelasquez5982
      @philvelasquez5982 6 років тому

      Literally did what you said you wouldn’t do and you misspelled a word. Good job

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 6 років тому

      Mike Neil She does have talent and loads of it. That is why she has the inflated ego.

  • @yougotcrad1
    @yougotcrad1 3 роки тому +2

    How are you gonna walk back an actual solid diss on a war criminal who literally looks like a Bond villain lmao

  • @briansprdr
    @briansprdr 6 років тому +372

    Good that he took the high road after her tweets. I don't think he should ever get back with her should she ever pull the "remember those fun times we had" trying to reel him in again. Don't fall for it Pete.

    • @xxxafterglow
      @xxxafterglow 6 років тому +23

      High road? He joked about switching her birth control w tic tac so she couldn't get away on his last WU segment. All she did was call him out for continuing to use their relationship gossip for attention - a comment that led to Pete cutting his original segment for this episode, which was going to be about their breakup, and taking the "high road" here. FYI, the woman you assume will one day want to "reel him in" (ha!), inspired your man to do something you admire.

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 6 років тому +80

      She seems like a spoiled, narcissistic drama queen. She dresses like a toy dog and acts like she's still at the level of middle school. If this is what passes for feminism, I'll take Joni Mitchell, thank you. Anyone listen to Joni Mitchell's songs when she was in her 20s? In addition to her spectacular composing and songwriting skills, they were all mature statements about adult relationships with a great deal of insight and self awareness. In "Blue", she sang about her failings in relationships and didn't try to trash her exes. Ariana acts like a 14 year old, not like a grown woman. Her presentation, with the street kitten look, is ridiculous, with the 5" stilettos, the hyper groomed hair and makeup, and the idiotic bunny ears. A grown woman in 2018 using the Playboy bunny ears to signal female emancipation needs to make a beeline to the nearest feminist bookstore. The fact that Ariana had to diss Pete over making a self-deprecating joke about being in failed relationships with 2 nasty tweets, then drops a new song 30 minutes before SNL begins, says she's got to be the center of attention. He's the one who had to move back in with his mom, give up being in Manhattan, and who just blew $100,000 on a ring that's going to be difficult to unload.

    • @xxxafterglow
      @xxxafterglow 6 років тому +14

      @@carollipton4584 First off, there's nothing wrong w living with your parents, especially if it brings stability to your life. If Pete wants to live in Manhattan, he can afford to; he's obvi choosing not to at this time. Lastly, it's nbd to unload a 100k ring. People sell their jewelry all the time. I have to ask, what brand of Feminism measures women against each other, judges women based on what they wear, seeks to limit what they say about their life experiences, and slags them for what happens to their partners post-breakup? Please don't confuse personal preferences with advocating for equality and empowerment.

    • @DayoOgunde
      @DayoOgunde 6 років тому +5

      Carol Lipton i feel like if he had 100k to spend on his ring he has enough to buy his own place, im assuming that moving in with his mum thing was a joke, apparently ariana paid for the ring anyway

    • @gabriellerossonfilmstrailers
      @gabriellerossonfilmstrailers 6 років тому +4

      Techiesource he can do better. I can’t wait to see who he ends up with someday.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 6 років тому +200

    I am glad Pete Davidson still refreshing after his break-up with Ariana Grande. Lol

    • @JLady4
      @JLady4 6 років тому +7

      Are you the lady who comments on The View videos? If so, have you considered making reaction or feedback videos of your own?

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 6 років тому +6

      @@JLady4 hahaha I was just about to say, girl you are ON it with your commenting, always right on time

    • @Steef_Lee
      @Steef_Lee 6 років тому +1

      Hey girl! out here getting recognized in the comments! 😂

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 6 років тому +1

      JLady4 Yes, I am. I would like that but I’m kind of timid. Lol

    • @JLady4
      @JLady4 6 років тому +2

      @@Leonaza7 You are a celebrity in the comments section now. Maybe you can use clips and images with a voice over until you feel confident to be on screen.

  • @WillysToys
    @WillysToys 6 років тому +1366

    Pete Davidson looks like a zombie from the walking dead

    • @tinternabbess
      @tinternabbess 6 років тому +10

      Not that good. He was hit with the ugly stick HARD.

    • @courtneyweatherman932
      @courtneyweatherman932 6 років тому +14

      Crenshaw is an oversensitive coward who can't take a joke.

    • @randrand.
      @randrand. 6 років тому +5

      Only a woman would make a comment like that one.

    • @enidrhee-grimes7621
      @enidrhee-grimes7621 6 років тому +17

      @@courtneyweatherman932 LMAO a coward? I'd pay big money for you to say that to his face. And if you actually would, then shame on you. I hope you don't treat all veterans like shit.

    • @Unhinged729
      @Unhinged729 6 років тому +14

      Pete Davidson looks like a transgender woman who wanted to be a man but changed her mind at the last minute.

  • @ninnelarias3694
    @ninnelarias3694 5 років тому +20

    I love how he still is friends with ari and isn't mad at her

  • @elisalukasik6334
    @elisalukasik6334 6 років тому +53

    I feel bad for the guy. Clearly was feeling emotional.

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому +1

      I guess that explains mocking a veteran for his injuries for an IED. No, wait, that's what a complete piece of shit does. Fuck him and fuck you too. Ariana Grande doesn't fucking matter, and neither does Pete.

  • @shanhussain6114
    @shanhussain6114 6 років тому +8

    "After I had to move back in with my mom" 🤣

  • @Randomperson-dw3tj
    @Randomperson-dw3tj 6 років тому +11

    0:20 not even a minute and he's cracking up lol

  • @sandravillegas5980
    @sandravillegas5980 6 років тому +213

    I would’ve said Dan Crenshaw looked like Slade Wilson out of Arrow lol

    • @iFloatie
      @iFloatie 6 років тому +1

      Sandra Villegas noooo 😂😭

    • @michaelmccarthy579
      @michaelmccarthy579 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, because the real Slade Wilson looks nothing like Dave Crenshaw besides the missing eye. Arrow is a wannabe Batman. Everything good about Arrow is stolen from Batman. 😒

    • @AntJonez218
      @AntJonez218 6 років тому +1

      I was literally thinking the same thing

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 6 років тому

      Nah, you need a far-reaching joke.

    • @martin..3700
      @martin..3700 5 років тому

      @@michaelmccarthy579 slade from arrow looks legit like slade from batman's Universe 😂

  • @MrLTLB
    @MrLTLB 6 років тому +114

    No lie..
    I actually thought they were the perfect couple, and I'll admit I fell into the curiosity rabbit hole trying to look up exactly why they broke it off but I completely Respect what Pete said here and I strongly agree with it as well. I'm proud of him for staying strong because I know this must have hurt him and most likely still hurts him today but there he goes...1 Strong Crazy Funny Mother Fucker, That's my Bro!

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 6 років тому +5

      @ Their relationship was just fraught by the worst timing unfortunately, from Mac's passing to their super quick engagement which probably didn't help either

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 6 років тому

      Ya cuz there's definitely such a thing as a perfect couple. You can write decent but ur still kind of stupid. Id say your 17 years old.

    • @josh9592
      @josh9592 6 років тому +2

      trever2244 Nels calling someone stupid but using the wrong “You’re” is kinda stupid mate

    • @josh9592
      @josh9592 6 років тому

      trever2244 Nels Does it really matter what age someone is too? If we’re gonna judge people and their lives I’d say you’re late 20’s or older, have no girlfriend and are bitter as fuck because you’re so lonely

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 6 років тому

      @@josh9592 so not only r u a UA-cam assistant , ur also the Grammer police lol. Nice resume .

  • @DavidB.Rockin
    @DavidB.Rockin 6 років тому +455

    Pete Davidson looks like he is ready to go to prison

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq 6 років тому +1

      Ikr. What with that shirt?

    • @frankmanning3815
      @frankmanning3815 6 років тому +5

      Good thing Ariana already fucked him in the ass so he'll know what to expect.

    • @wandaself6979
      @wandaself6979 6 років тому +2

      Cuz he caused macs death

    • @alessandrajackson8475
      @alessandrajackson8475 6 років тому +1

      David B. Rockin Music & Anime well he does need free housing and food now.

    • @radar0412
      @radar0412 6 років тому +2

      David B. Rockin Music & Anime He's is in prison. Weekend work furlough.

  • @jenleeboo
    @jenleeboo 6 років тому +361

    Pete, dressing for the job you want?

  • @Swagmasster
    @Swagmasster 6 років тому +302

    The joke wasn’t even that bad. Dan Crenshaw is dope and didn’t ask for an apology. Sounds like conservatives are just being snowflakes and getting offended on someone else’s behalf, even when that someone else was fine with it lmao

    • @mgpvii
      @mgpvii 5 років тому +8

      I'm copying and pasting a response I made to another moron like you.Nothing to do with being offended like left wing morons being triggered about moronic twisted issues. This had to do with RESPECT. Something you probably don't have a concept of. It didn't have to do with calling him a porn star. Dan actually said he thought that it was pretty funny. It had to do with the dismissive attitude of his injury while he was defending out country. Pete said "whatever" about have his eye being blown out on tour. What does that say about all the veterans who died and got injured for the rights YOU snowflakes enjoy. Dan didn't call for an apology, Pete realized it was wrong and decided to apologize. So to you and all the morons who like your comment, go move to another country and then maybe you will appreciate the sacrifices our veterans have made for the rights you take for granted.

    • @kalebbeaumont
      @kalebbeaumont 5 років тому +3

      Vets died so someone could make this comment, ya moron

    • @mr.hunter8696
      @mr.hunter8696 5 років тому +13

      @@kalebbeaumont But they didn't? Vets died for oil and a stupid political game that our leaders play to prove who has a bigger dick. More Americans die of heart disease than to foreign threats. A healthy diet will do more to protect you than any vet. Hope that boot tastes good tho. 🥾👅

    • @tewksburydriver8624
      @tewksburydriver8624 5 років тому

      @LᗩᑎDO LᗩᑎD ... yeah, and 343 of my brother firefighters died on 911 at the hands of who... yeah that's what I thought.

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 5 років тому

      @LᗩᑎDO LᗩᑎD I would. Some New Yorkers died in 9/11. Sorry, but I have no fucks to give. I was at work when we heard the news. Someone mentioned that people had flown planes into a building in New York. We laughed & shook our heads, & then we went back to work.
      I'm sure it was a life-changing event & for a whole two weeks New Yorkers pretended to care about one another. Yeah, firefighters died. They signed on for a tough job. Lots of people have tough jobs, but they don't scrounge for sympathy or respect quite as shamelessly as cops & firefighters in New York. You guys are the best at that, if nothing else.

  • @lindsaymae
    @lindsaymae 6 років тому +78

    For real tho, the Ari and Pete thing is nobody's business. People fall in love and they fall out of love, and I don't think is fair for Ari's fans to be dragging him. I'm sure he's dealing the best he can and I understand how raw this things feel sometimes cuz I also live with BPD. I admire how put together he is, working and making fun of the situation

    • @MrLTLB
      @MrLTLB 6 років тому +3

      LindsayNeliel
      So true, I'm thankful people actually see how strong he's been and continues to be. I'm positive this must be the hardest thing he's ever faced but I'm proud of him. That's my Bro

    • @lindsaymae
      @lindsaymae 6 років тому +4

      @@MrLTLB I just realized he probs had to listen to that new Ari song minutes before starting the show and he still got it done, like a true man. Hoping for the best dealing with this, specially regarding his sobriety, he's gone a long way getting away from drugs, let's hope this ain't a set back.

    • @MrLTLB
      @MrLTLB 6 років тому +3

      @@lindsaymae
      I just heard it a few minutes ago, man. I like Ariana a lot for her Gift, her Personality, her Positive Message to young Girls and young Women but her new was just...damn. I kind of see what you mean cause in the beginning of his segment he seemed alittle troubled. Damn, Pete didn't deserve that. I dont know, I hope Ariana could just not do this. This sucks.

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 6 років тому

      Fuck Pete for mocking a veteran's wounds, and fuck you too.

  • @mattsilvuhh2362
    @mattsilvuhh2362 6 років тому +4

    I saw this last night on tv and came back to see it on my iPad lmao

  • @holden6104
    @holden6104 4 роки тому +37

    We should be allowed this kind of humor again.

  • @martinalimoli4831
    @martinalimoli4831 6 років тому +25

    Idk but he kinda looks like Alan from Two and a half man hahaha