My girlfriend judges my Warhammer Pile Of Shame
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Time to reveal the skeletons in the closet and find out exactly how many unpainted Warhammer models I have. How will my girlfriend react? Let's find out!
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If you liked this, you might want to check out my "Pile of shame: 1 year on" video. Did I make it bigger or smaller in 2021? ua-cam.com/video/1JVTwe6v0U0/v-deo.html
I watched that before this, I love that she immediately says that you’re gonna have more after a year 😂
@@Pjarsong same!
You can’t show her your pile of shame before marriage!
Get with the times, grandad! ;)
She's a doctor, she's seen it all before.
I've been married for 3 years and my hubby hasn't showed me his pile of shame yet.
So it better norw before marriage, there no way you able to hide this after marriage
@@ludettep he's afraid you'll divorce him! 😆
"I blindfolded her and led her into the room"
50 shades of Grey Plastic.
Lol
Different game altogether
Such an underrated comment
592 actually
@@davidhardstaff8110 just a slanesh army then.
"My Biggest Fear Is That When I Die My Wife Will Sell My Minis For What I Told Her They Cost"
hahaha that's amazing
I just saw that meme on Google Images
Gee Zet it’s the same thing with guns lmao
@@imperialguardsman8088 and Cars
I'd be worried if that happened while I was still alive...
New challenge: Make GF paint a mini, and finish the squad in that scheme to match it.
i love that idea!
That is a great idea fraught with danger. She might enjoy it but paint stuff totally wrong. Totally clash with any OCD.
Bro dont do that the divorce will take your army lmao
did it once. Now I have some violent Tau
You Warhammer folks are.....mental 😆
Get lost, nerd! Haha
Suck it dweeeeeeeeb!
Fight fight fight!
Vinny Latoria can we be equal. We’re all nerds.
@@hazel2409 sure.
"This isn't compatible with any armies I currently run".
um, you play orks. EVERYTHING is compatible!!!
You could have an entire ork army equipped with nothing but rice cookers and I'd be like "yeah seems about right"
don't forget Chaos and possibly Genestealer Cults
three factions that would have no problem using stuff from someone else ;-)
How dare you! No Nasty Elf thing is joining my Orcs! My Orcs are pure and racist!
Da Boyz is itchin to loot it, paint it red and tubocharge it.
@@toversnoleu8769
You can always kitbash a Fire Prism into something Orky, put in on the backs of half a dozen squigs and call it a Trukk. Because now it's a Trukk.
Showing this to your girlfriend? This may be the end of midwinter minis
RIP me
... I will now ruin the 69 likes, sorry.
@@MidwinterMinis yep, pretty much... so what was that about 1 mini a day? Only 365 models? Cuz that's a nope.
You see its particularly bad for me i can and never will show my girlfriend my plastic shame. Its not bad as in how many models i have but rather my girlfriend comes from the Philippians and her family while great people never had a whole lot of money seeing how much money i have spent she would look at it as such a stupid waste of money and most likely whoop my ass for it haha.
@@custodianguard749 Don't worry about it dude. I'm pure Filipino myself and you really shouldn't worry about that bc hobbies are normal no matter what your economic status is. Only thing you should worry about is her thinking you're immature for playing with "toys".
Edit: My teacher used to collect hair bands you shouldn't worry at all
his pile of shame is bigger than my whole collection!!!
Isn't this his whole collection?
@@wraithface4410 not painted one, there still the one he done build
Your updated to-do list, in case I die:
- Destroy my porn
- Paint my armies
What if they're one and the same thing? Haha
@@MidwinterMinis too much slaanesh stuff then
- clear browser history
@@doomguy9049 he has it downloaded
@@tomfson8609
No, he has it on VHS, DVD and magazines
Girl: You have a problem
Me: You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
"This doesn't really fit any of the armies I run"
OI! I 'EAR YA MEK BOYZ AREN'T CRAFTY ENUFF!
DIS GIT ERE'S A SNEAKY WUN!
GOTTA BOLT SOME BITZ ON'IT, BOSH BATTLEWAGON ANY GIT'D BE HAPPY WIV
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only unpainted miniatures...
Nooooooooo!!
"I've also got-"
JESUS CHRIST MAN!
So much shame, haha
@@MidwinterMinis Honestly I'm impressed! It just...kept going. Can't shame someone whose 15 minute minis make my 4 hour minis look like a joke!
I hope you do a video on the 2nd edition box set! That was my first set, very nostalgic for me.
Love your vids, I've improved a bunch watching them, thank you so much!
Grant 'Victor' Frey 🤣🤣🤣
@@TheThorn0 ...I can't even do anything remotely close... I mean, if I did do a 4 hour mini, it would just look like a blob of paint...
@@wolf2403 I'm just meticulous and getting used to the paints. I haven't painted in 10 years or so so I've been gping very, very slow with tiny brushes and little paint, you know, the exact opposite MWM says to do XD
As long as were all improving, it's good!
Adding a value calculator would lead to relationship stress.
He did say most was trades and E bats though, so I don’t think it was 1 to 1 with market prices. Probably .3 or .4 to 1 market price.
Shouldn't matter lol his hobby not hers to control
@@KillerGothChick Don't calculate how much you spent / how much you have unpainted.
I love the smell of plastic shame in the morning ☺️
... and the afternoon, evening, and night, haha.
@@MidwinterMinis must be nice having a backlog!
Doesn't smell like victory, though, since you can't play with models on sprue. :)
I feel better after seeing that, thanks 😂
"You'll probably have bought more"
"No!"
*Fast forward 10 months*
"So I bought a titan."
Hey, at least it's just one model, right Guy?
"Surrounded by waves of grey plastic?" Nay! Tis' but a chance to glue in all directions!
Squirt, squirt, squirt!
@@MidwinterMinis *accidentally puts arm on leg spot without knowing* good thing it's a plague marine!
If only there was some sort of worldwide event that meant you couldn’t go outside for a number of weeks,
Very clever well done
.. and we can still order more colors .. and maybe some more minis from sales!?
It’s going to be number of months I’m afraid.
I started into this hobby at the wrong time. My minis are painted but the stores are all closed so I can’t get more.
Charles Bower Mail Order?
I misread the title as "My girlfriend judges my piles" - which would be a very different video indeed.
Haha, she does that every day anyway
@@MidwinterMinis 😳
@@MidwinterMinis the part about shame is kinda off....
when your hording problem becomes a job its now inventory!
OK, that means I need to start a knitting business. *stares at yarn hoard*
𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲
Only one Gangs of Commorragh? You amateur. :-)
I can't even be blamed for that one, Penny bought it for me!
"Gotta stop buying!"... A short time later... "new edition of 40K!"
*Looks up to my Minis nervously*
"Damn, he has more unpainted Minis than the size of my whole army!" xD
Just too poor for a pile of shame... GW hates that trick. =D
In my defence, this has mostly been acquired on the cheap, haha
@@MidwinterMinis the magic of amazon right?
@@Flourikum Amazon is dearer for GW than GW in the UK.
@@MidwinterMinis I've heard that one before 😂😝
In San Jose GameKastle has flea markets where vendors sell their old models and board games for cheap. I have a whole bunch of random space Marines for no reason now....
Man I would LOVE if you would do some more 500 point battle reports. These are just the perfect size and your editing is out of this world. Also you have a radio voice, smooth and easy on the ears.
Anyways, keep up the good work! And no shame!
Thanks so much! We'll definitely make more, but getting opponents is going to be tough during lockdown. Maybe Penny can step up? :D
@@MidwinterMinis tell her the fans want atleast one with her in it xD.
"Oh Guy, Jesus Christ."
All of our thoughts as well
"Will you help?"
*hesitant* "...Mmmmmm..."
"That's a yes, folks!"
Oh God, this is like looking through my yarn hoard. So many balls of fluffy yarn I TOTALLY PLAN to turn into socks hats and sweaters someday soon.
One year on: my yarn stash is two storage bins And a shelf unit.
The pegasus chemical plant is actually the repackaged Химзавод by Tehnolog. Here's the link to to a shop that occasionally sells it, with assembly instructions in the gallery tehnolog.souldark.ru/product/khimicheskiy-zavod/
Thanks so much! This is incredibly useful :)
This is why I decided to stick with fantasy miniatures. Sadly I still have an entire wall of stuff that I have "collected" through the years.
It's the only way to be! Haha
This lockdown has actually been great for my pile of shame. I'm now down to 4 genestealers, 6 termagants, 7 gargoyles, 1 tallyman and 2 chaos spawn.
Wow! Nice going :)
@@MidwinterMinis I mean, they're not winning any Golden Daemon awards, or a Copper Gremlin for that matter, but I can field a 200+ nid army now. :-)
How do you do it? 1 week in I've only managed to paint 1 saggitarum squad, 1 sister's of silence squad, 3 assassins and a couple of space wolves there is still so much on the table left to paint I've bairly touched my admech and thats to say nothing of the half built tau.
@@Mrnatnat4 I try not to do too much in one day. Just one model, or just one stage of a few of models. Never more than 3 though. As long as some paint hits some plastic it's progress and the production line is still moving.
@@JonBoy79 So you've got a 50 point army?
"Watch as I start a fight with my GF"
My Pile of Shame? You mean almost my entire collection?
I HAVE A PROBLEM
@@MidwinterMinis I understand your problem too...
"So... we had a lot of new patrons join us very recently, uh, in fact... I bought more models."
I still have my Assault on Black Reach Box Set. I bought it to be my gateway into the game back when I was like 9 or 10. I really wanted to use that to get into Tau as well, but then I kind of got overwhelmed by the game as a kid.
Fast forward a decade or so and I just found it again stashed away in my Shed about a few weeks ago, and have gone on a massive painting and assembly phase, learned the rules of 8th edition, and taught its simpler aspects to a few friends. We've played a few small scale games and they all love it.
I've even created a fuckton of terrain and have found it all to be an incredibly therapeutic experience.
I may not have got into the tabletop back in 2009, but its kind of nice that eleven years later Black Reach still served as my gateway into the game despite that.
If there's one thing this video made me realize, it's that its never too late to start.
Now that I'm almost done with the set, I think its time I finally look into starting that Tau army.
Edit: Spelling.
Yeah, it's funny how things take root and grow! Good luck with your inevitably awesome Tau army ;)
@@MidwinterMinis Thank you! And good luck with your pile shame ;)
I kind of want to find a fresh Black Reach set as I trashed mine when I was 12 and I want to put it all together and paint it properly, but I'm also slightly fretful at the thought of how much it might cost
That Greyhound lazing in the sun is the reason that pushed me over to subscribe initially tbh
I don’t think you can call this a “problem” when this is pretty much your job now. This just provides an opportunity to be paid for a prolonged period of time. Also, do videos for the Ork Killikans and Genestealer Cultist first!
Enabler lol
My thoughts exactly.
I would count this as just a personal collection. Guy should go on a massive spending spree, UA-cam funded, to provide new content for his channel, and put it down to business expenses. Could probably claim the vat back on it to?
Next video: "My Warhammer pile of shame judges my girlfriend."
... Dude...
Oh man, I thought 3 Blood Bowl teams and a couple of Ork HQ units was bad! At least I can show my girlfriend this video to show how small my own shame pile is really
That's barely a hint of shame, if anything you should be proud! ;)
10:58 that laugh is continplating her life choices 😂 i cant wait to see the 90's paint scheme
New Players: “Wow jeez, that’s a lot.”
Old Grognards: “That’s it?”
Lol I wish I could show mine here. 2 shadowspear, 3 tooth and claw, 2 landraiders, 2 crimson spear boxes, 2 vanguards, 3 deathwatch starters, black stone fortress, kill team main starter, 1 each of the faction+terrain kill teams, 3 land speeders, 5 or 6 various titans, underhive, 2 ambot boxes, 60 pox walkers, 15 possesed and 2 disco lords
i guess that makes me a new player also i cant afford that
@@nofuxgivens2797 5 or 6 titans?! Please, tell me you mean Knights!!!
@@avrathilelmheath5538 I did mean knights. But i do own a warhound
@@nofuxgivens2797 Yeah, I guess mine would ramp up pretty fast as well. I opened my cupboard of shame and the very first box was the Tyrannid swarm from a few years back. 96 unbuilt minis right off the bat...
Bro, go for my sneaky trick
Cut them out of the sprues, sort them (slightly) and put them in various small boxes (Still having the boxed sets together, I find zip-lock works very well for that)
Now she is impressed by how well organized you keep your bits :)
Is this some kind of submission fetish video I've stumbled upon?
Slaanesh approves
After a while everyone in this hobby ends up with at least a small pile of shame, but I don't understand how you can have a bunch of entire box sets that you didn't even open. As soon as I buy some, I've got the box ripped open lol.
don´t worry. now you have the excuse "it´s for work", so everything is fine and dandy.
You could use the terrain for a bulk painting guide for a single board color scheme. I've seen a lot of new player boards either having disjointed/not matching or not much terrain. It really helps sell the narrative if the board looks fleshed out more.
Quarantine is perfect for the one week challenge
Absolutely! Especially as IT'S LITERALLY MY JOB NOW D-:
If you have paints /primer
Meanwhile, there's me, with a total of 20 Space Marine models.
"I need these for work!"
EXACTLY
EXACTLY
These minis are a legitimate business expense.
Income: UA-cam Ad Rev, Patreon, Stream donations.
Expenditures: Camera, Microphone, Computer stuff... Warhammer 40k.
Total profit for year: -38,277
Finally a real pile of shame I can get behind!
Ooooh, the shame D-:
This makes me feel way better about the ~70 primed, ~50 unprimed but assembled and 3 unassembled models that make up my pile of shame.
7:26 THAT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE
Yes, thankyou Gimli.
This is absolute insanity lmao. This makes me weak at the knees looking at this. Due to being a 3 hour round trip to the nearest games workshop I have atleast 75% of every box I own painted :). I mean yeah it’s a lot of plastic.... but on the bright side Atleast you have something to show for it and your not addicted to drugs or booze. I see absolutely nothing wrong with this !! Good thing you’re the undisputed king of speed painting! Happy painting 😋
Her nervous laugh says it all 😂
Penny’s response was priceless😂😂😂
Surprisingly few swears! Haha
It's not a pile of shame, it's a stack of glory! A dragon's horde, I sleep on mine to guard it from theives!
You: 592 unpainted model
Me: i can't afford an indomitus box that i desperately want to buy😅🤣😅🤣
Take out a loan, or rob a GW store
Man, that 2nd edition box set brings me way back. That was where it started for my friends an I. Well that, the terrain from the Necromunda box, and a copy of Space Hulk that we bought just for the Terminators and Genestealers.
My own Pile of Shame is mostly single sprues of Frostgrave and Victrix lines, since they make pretty interesting characters for fantasy settings.
Loved the video Guy & Penny, also many thanks for the shout-out at the start 💜
That is indeed a massive #QueueOfInspiration 😜 you have there, and I like the Challenges you have set yourself! I myself am doing a #NoMinis2020Quest in which I don’t buy any Minis or hobby supplies this year (4 exceptions granted) and that has worked thus far really good - maybe something for you to consider!
the imperil gard tank thing can be for the orks. i feel like the orks would steel it
Category: humiliation 😬
Hmmm... Whenever I buy something, I'm actually quite happy to get to build models and I do it almost immediately. Am I weird 😅?
I will finish building a whole kit in a day. I will finish painting a whole kit in six months 😔
Me too! There's just something so therapeutic about building models, almost more so than painting, I find! And it takes quite a bit less time, usually.
Yes.... weirdo.
I’m a knitter, and yarn collecting is much the same way. Many knitters (like me) buy yarn when it catches our eye and have a big old box/pile/closet/room for the stuff until we use it.
Some knitters, however, buy only what they need for their current project. Those people have self-control most other knitters find admirable and bizarre in equal measure.
I have 370 Swedes units for Pike & Shott still in there packaging as well as 12 vehicles & 36 troops for my Bolt Action DAK army in various stages.
Dood, if she is still around after seeing this...
SET. A. DATE.
a pile? thats cute, i have a whole cupboard... send help - if i get buried under it no-one'll ever find me
Perfect for lockdown!
Run out of 1 crucial paint.
Wonder under what circs model paints could ever be considered “essential”.
A pile of shame? I counter this; Once big enough, it becomes much like the dragons hoard. Nothing to be shameful of at all.
You really should sell a part of this. The models want to be build and painted, keeping them in boxes just isn't right.
Do you even have an admech army? If not, sell them, that's 32 models less in your pile fo shame.
I would looove to see a Midwinter Minis pile of shame painting log following this video🤗
Honestly, in terms of channels that cover similar content, everything you have done to this date has been down to earth and fun and this video is no different. I do wish I could support you on Patreon as I've been subbed since your painting the eye effects sandstone necrons with brush video. Love all your content. Hope everything with you and Penny is going well at the moment.
You know you have a problem when you still have an unused assault on blackreach box lying around.
Guy: Will you help
Penny: HM
Guy: That's a yes
Penny's mind: Oh no what have you done
I haven't played/painted/collected WH40k since I was a young fella in the late 90s! Have been thinking about rekindling the hobby.... I'll happily take one of those box sets off your hands :P
This is a bold, bold video concept. At this point I haven't seen her reaction yet and I'm honestly scared.
I can't wait for the videos, terrain videos, space Marines, maybe selling some stuff, penny painting. Awesome video.
What do you do with your empty sprues? Do you throw them away or use them for terrain projects and such?
That's the OTHER pile of shame!
I’m finally selling off a load of chaos stuff I know I’ll never get to. However looking at the new high elves I’ve kind of already spent that on a new army 😂
It's not called "pile of shame", i call it "spare parts"
Imagine having a pile of shame. The only reason I even have unprimed models rn is because I’m waiting for more primer to come in the mail.
I fear looking at all my unpainted - but desperately loved! - minis. They all spark joy. This is motivating, though. Thanks for your candidness!
No problem! Hopefully it'll give us BOTH a bit of courage! :)
this is so alien for me... Buying boxes of stuff when you haven't even touched hundreds of previously bought models and not even unsealed some of the boxes.
Insane to me. This reminds me of a hoarder mindset, who buys stuff they don't need for the sake of buying it.
"it still only counts as one!"
Space marine land raider.... "That still only counts as one!"
"OMG it's so biiig!!!"
Pro tip: Clip off the bitz from the sprues that you're "done with" and save the bitz in a cheap fishing box or another box with sorting-possibilities. Saves a lot of space.
Regarding the IG Taurox, "Let's make it ORKY!" I'd convert that to a Looted wagon! I'm in the same boat dude. I still have Rogue Trader era stuff bare lead & primed beakies on sprue plus untouched minis from 2nd and 3rd ed box sets.
Me: Warhammer pile of shame.
My girlfriend: hentai pile of shame.
Me: *disgusting... Heresy!*
@buff battle boy That's the funniest shit I've heard all week, thanks for the laugh!
i absolutely love when your gf commentates on your vids. a breath of fresh air amongst youtubers. she's awesome
Wow, Assault on Black reach was my first set all those years ago! Your channel has made me dangerously close to getting back into the hobby...
Doo ittt XD
That is one contented doggy 🙂
7:20 surely the dark Angel's are a Nobel cause for the land raider
... but what about those Nurgly voices I hear in my head?
@@MidwinterMinis those voices must be tamed I'm sure asmodai would have some very choice things to say about such voices
As I laboriously work my way through painting this XV8 Crisis Suit, I can't help but wonder how you'd do it faster (without leaving behind the black-painted mechanisms in the Heavy Metal paintjob)
No shame in a pile of love. When that give away comes i claim those primaris
ok maybe some shame thats alot
I honestly prefer firstborn marines then again I plan on getting into heresy because mk.IV and Mk. III power armor look awesome
Same reaction, I literally yelled out "Jesus fucking Christ man". First time I see a warhammer collection in my life.
#TeamPenny #PennyIsQueen #PennyTheGreatDecider
You are a real brave man! I'd never do it. I have everything properly hidden like a real Skaven...
"When you paint your last model, you die."
I thought this was common knowledge. Pile of Shame? More like pile of immortality...
...but you haven't even hit 4 figures in unpainted and/or unassembeld models yet...I guess if you want to die when you're young, you're doing it right! :p
Speedpainting videos are very satisfying to watch, so please do more of them!
Hilarious video, her reaction was priceless. I would love to see a video on the Red Gobbo. Looking forward to the next video. Keep up the good work.
Be interesting to see an update of just how much of this pile you've got through over the last few months!
There is no such thing as a Pile of Shame.
Only my Monument to Commitment.
The emperor protects.