Kevin Hart Seriously Funny - Swearing At My Teacher

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  • Опубліковано 11 лип 2014
  • Tags: Kevin Hart Stand Up, Funny Stand Up, Best Of kevin hart, Best stand up comedy, kevin hart laugh at my pain

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  • @jazmainiandevil8485
    @jazmainiandevil8485 2 роки тому +2846

    "I TOLD YOU TO SAY 2 CUSS WORDS!"
    *"YOU SAID 76 OF EM!"* 😂😂

  • @bilalhadid5675
    @bilalhadid5675 6 років тому +7491

    Image having Kevin in your class

    • @cjjj1454
      @cjjj1454 6 років тому +81

      Bilal Hadid ok I will image😂😂 jk

    • @benparadise11
      @benparadise11 6 років тому +50

      Pass The Fries 😭😭😂😂💀

    • @AnaForlin
      @AnaForlin 6 років тому +108

      I wish Kevin was in my class back when I was in high school! OMG!! Shit would totally go down!!!

    • @-khushlush
      @-khushlush 6 років тому +53

      he must have been the class clown

    • @Layla.63
      @Layla.63 6 років тому +15

      Bilal Hadid I’d love that

  • @sidthevar2679
    @sidthevar2679 6 років тому +2906

    shit.....they got Patrick......!

  • @jacquelinecheung3527
    @jacquelinecheung3527 9 років тому +4277

    what if that miss green is watching this .....

    • @boondogglegirl123
      @boondogglegirl123 9 років тому +143

      Well....just laugh your ass off.

    • @Reality_is_bending
      @Reality_is_bending 8 років тому +227

      +Carl Nissen Or he may have just invented the whole story.

    • @houdazahrane5871
      @houdazahrane5871 6 років тому +80

      Lmfao it's a comedy bit. Miss Green does not exist.

    • @whispayt9520
      @whispayt9520 6 років тому +6

      Steven Tsakiris I bet she is almost dead

    • @wtfmf91
      @wtfmf91 6 років тому +23

      If miss green is watching this...shes gonna write a note to his mom again using a lot of cuzz words... cuz she be cranky old granma by now....

  • @alemontwisted9508
    @alemontwisted9508 6 років тому +2763

    Shit! They got Patrick Dad you not watching?!

  • @sassevenamazingstars4402
    @sassevenamazingstars4402 9 років тому +1374

    Kevin: 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch.
    Me: DEAD!!!!!!! XD

    • @anniejohn9009
      @anniejohn9009 Рік тому +2

      This part!😂😂😂

    • @IvanPlayyz
      @IvanPlayyz Рік тому +1

      Fallout 4 Reference
      Is it the square root of who gives a crap

    • @xr_xharprazoraxtra5428
      @xr_xharprazoraxtra5428 Рік тому

      Big Shaq shaking his head...

    • @_aquamarina9308
      @_aquamarina9308 Рік тому

      @@IvanPlayyz Why peoples keep mention Fallout game in Kevin skit??, any related of?

  • @NK-he6eq
    @NK-he6eq 6 років тому +3963

    Miss Green got owned😂😂😂

    • @masterVideoContent
      @masterVideoContent 6 років тому +37

      the he got his as kicked. win the battle lose the war :)

    • @topsecret1837
      @topsecret1837 6 років тому +1

      Nida Khan And your profile picture says it all. Shit went down and god forgives your redemption for swearing at a teacher.

    • @SheriffOutlaw
      @SheriffOutlaw 6 років тому

      Boom.

    • @caitlinmay8384
      @caitlinmay8384 5 років тому +6

      I have an English teacher called miss green XD 😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @elasticplasticok
      @elasticplasticok 2 роки тому +1

      My math teacher is called Ms. Greene LOL

  • @suryahr307
    @suryahr307 6 років тому +5056

    I'm in school
    I'm being bad
    Teacher got mad
    ... Shit was rhyming so well

  • @bramsta
    @bramsta 8 років тому +5874

    One of my fav Kevin Hart skits XD

  • @michellemartin3763
    @michellemartin3763 6 років тому +1427

    At 4:02 I like how he says he’s lookin at his friend sayin “it’s about to go down” and he’s lookin at the ground like as if he was taller than his friends 😂

    • @aaliyah.4650
      @aaliyah.4650 6 років тому +57

      Michelle Martin I think it was supposed to be he was standing and his friend was sitting

    • @michellemartin3763
      @michellemartin3763 6 років тому +7

      Aaliyah Welsh he said they walked into class I don’t think his friend could be sitting and walking at the same time 😂

    • @shfd3832
      @shfd3832 3 роки тому +4

      What is the meaning of "its about to go down"?

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck 2 роки тому +10

      @@shfd3832 it basically means that some serious shit is about to happen

    • @shfd3832
      @shfd3832 2 роки тому +1

      @@Howard_T_Duck oh ok.Thank u.

  • @MelletjeDuhh
    @MelletjeDuhh 8 років тому +3113

    I'm watching this for the sixth time today and it seriously doesn't stop being hilarious

  • @michaelfisher7159
    @michaelfisher7159 9 років тому +1933

    One of the funniest things I have ever watched

  • @theasmrfangirl3916
    @theasmrfangirl3916 6 років тому +714

    "Shit they got Patrick dad, you not watching" This is the best thing

  • @wilma.franzen
    @wilma.franzen 8 років тому +3371

    This makes me wonder, if there are any other children out there that have said and done this to their teachers.

    • @dannyakins8742
      @dannyakins8742 6 років тому +127

      Wilma Franzén Children are doing this to their parents now

    • @cierraquarles8940
      @cierraquarles8940 6 років тому +92

      Wilma Franzén someone in my class did this😂😂

    • @BrittneyAlexisKaye
      @BrittneyAlexisKaye 6 років тому +17

      Wilma Franzén me to the main person at this school I went to well I made her cry but I didn't get suspended

    • @arwa7482
      @arwa7482 6 років тому +3

      Wilma Franzén some girl in my class give our teacher a finger 🖕🏼😂

    • @cjcalloway6087
      @cjcalloway6087 6 років тому +45

      Some guy called a substitute a "Turtle Neck wearing cock sucker"
      He got suspended for a bit

  • @juliaoday15
    @juliaoday15 6 років тому +978

    I told you to say two cuss words. You said 76. XD

  • @alexaalanis8191
    @alexaalanis8191 9 років тому +722

    I love it I can't stop watching it the best two parts is when he say Oooh he said she ain't got no nipples and two plus two not knowing wat the fuck it is 😂😂😂

    • @jordanwhttkr
      @jordanwhttkr 9 років тому +5

      Yeah I laughed so hard

    • @mohamedadan1198
      @mohamedadan1198 8 років тому +5

      +Alexaalanis why!! aint got no nipples or was it that much funny

    • @Izzue.R
      @Izzue.R 6 років тому

      Alexaalanis o

    • @Babybean824
      @Babybean824 6 років тому

      Alexaalanis u got Snapchat

    • @patjohnson6393
      @patjohnson6393 Рік тому

      The audience screamed 🤣🤣

  • @apollofriskyz2956
    @apollofriskyz2956 9 років тому +2212

    when u get in an argument and realize Ramadan is over. 4:10

    • @cade9491
      @cade9491 7 років тому +20

      lol

    • @Siano35
      @Siano35 7 років тому +35

      stop mixing fucking religion everywhere

    • @apollofriskyz2956
      @apollofriskyz2956 7 років тому +68

      Johny Bravo ?

    • @leekeeboo
      @leekeeboo 7 років тому +119

      Johny Bravo why are you so angry? 😭😂

    • @labeebasayed3585
      @labeebasayed3585 6 років тому +85

      Johny Bravo u good bro?

  • @KatieMcchensey
    @KatieMcchensey 6 років тому +1946

    she stapled a note to your shirt? a STAPLE..

    • @frenchify7506
      @frenchify7506 5 років тому +80

      Good thing he didn't mention that part to his mah, she would have skipped the message part and went straight to the ass woopin

    • @t-rex916
      @t-rex916 5 років тому +6

      Katie bitch id be dead

    • @greatlakesgutters3206
      @greatlakesgutters3206 5 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @issa_ricardo2500
      @issa_ricardo2500 5 років тому

      Katie d

    • @hoelife1875
      @hoelife1875 5 років тому

      ?!?!?😥😭

  • @user-re4ub1hq3g
    @user-re4ub1hq3g 6 місяців тому +9

    "He said she ain´t have no nipples!"
    I´M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @countertenorflor2107
    @countertenorflor2107 2 роки тому +234

    this was and STILL IS his best joke ever!

  • @darcystallard4172
    @darcystallard4172 3 роки тому +77

    "you gonna smack me in front of my friends!!!" Bro I'm dyinggg LMAOOOO

    • @taralgupta4183
      @taralgupta4183 Рік тому +3

      This was the single best most reltable thing he ever said 😂😂😂

  • @DBXCollect
    @DBXCollect Рік тому +34

    I love how funny Kevin is. He doesn’t need a laugh track. His crowd actually laughs. 😂

    • @hachi6107
      @hachi6107 Рік тому +3

      dawg said kanye🧍🏻‍♀

    • @Vsk6.0
      @Vsk6.0 10 місяців тому

      Just because Kevin said "I am Kanye West" that doesn't mean that he is Kanye

    • @DBXCollect
      @DBXCollect 10 місяців тому

      @@Vsk6.0 mb, you didn’t have to be mean about it😂

    • @DBXCollect
      @DBXCollect 10 місяців тому

      @@hachi6107 I know

  • @rasmiamusleh8804
    @rasmiamusleh8804 9 років тому +391

    this is so funny i cant stop watching it lol xD

    • @jordanwhttkr
      @jordanwhttkr 9 років тому +2

      Me too

    • @Amkroll
      @Amkroll 9 років тому +6

      I watched it like four times in the last two days. I can't even right now lmfaoooo

  • @AndrewSalinass
    @AndrewSalinass 6 років тому +83

    “Nah. I got it it. I got it i got it. I got it. “ HAHAHAHAHA

  • @queenaless_775mos8
    @queenaless_775mos8 6 років тому +123

    "It's about to go down"😂💀

  • @ryannspencer2194
    @ryannspencer2194 9 років тому +130

    OOOHH HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES LMFAO

  • @Jayeljustvibin
    @Jayeljustvibin 5 років тому +46

    “Me and He-man are out!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
    I’m done

  • @canynrugs9790
    @canynrugs9790 6 років тому +280

    I thought i was Samuel L. Jackson 😂

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 5 років тому

      Canđy Øn Đrugs 😒read the description

    • @eatthis5755
      @eatthis5755 5 років тому +1

      Lol 😂

    • @ravenaussie3760
      @ravenaussie3760 3 роки тому

      @@chibichan9586 He's not saying that he thought Kevin was Samuel L. Jackson, he's copying what Kevin said at the end.

  • @tammycheshire9898
    @tammycheshire9898 Рік тому +16

    "No nipple bi##h"
    Got me DYING!!!! IT WAS SO FUNNY!

  • @aquathot4207
    @aquathot4207 9 років тому +134

    this is 1 of the reasons i love kevin hart

  • @MuzeLegion
    @MuzeLegion 2 роки тому +7

    “Mind your DAAAAAMN-“
    “Nah that’s to loud”
    I love Kevin lmao

  • @Iffy50
    @Iffy50 3 роки тому +81

    I've been watching stand up comedy for 40 years and this is the hardest I've ever laughed.

  • @JH-rm3qf
    @JH-rm3qf 3 роки тому +31

    This has always been my favorite Kevin Hart clip of all time lmao. The build up and delivery is fucking hysterical

  • @Emo-but-cute
    @Emo-but-cute 6 років тому +44

    So fuckin true...I cursed my mom out plenty of times behind my closed bedroom door lol

  • @kam888kam
    @kam888kam 5 років тому +27

    4:27 got me wheezing

  • @QueenD491
    @QueenD491 9 місяців тому +20

    No matter how many times I have watched this over the years this will forever be funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexdariar1950
    @alexdariar1950 9 років тому +517

    I did virtually the same thing except it was with my dad and it wasn't stapled to my chest it was a sticky note on my forehead.

    • @Kalkara92
      @Kalkara92 7 років тому +19

      so you went all the way home with a note to your head wow how did you see were your walking lol

    • @nenadjuric8824
      @nenadjuric8824 7 років тому +29

      dumbass sticky wearing fat forehead ass bitch!!

    • @youngflam3899
      @youngflam3899 6 років тому +1

      neno peno 😂😂😂🔥

    • @SenorMcCool1
      @SenorMcCool1 6 років тому +4

      Alex Dariar
      "Stapled to my chest"?
      Ouch

    • @heyoitsme2416
      @heyoitsme2416 6 років тому +12

      SeñorMcCool1 I think he means it was stapled to his shirt. Otherwise that teacher should be fired, sued, and arrested for child endangerment.

  • @chrisf6804
    @chrisf6804 6 років тому +45

    This old as fuck but love going back to watch lol

  • @charlottecohen6724
    @charlottecohen6724 5 років тому +77

    Kevin Hart makes me laugh.
    😂😂
    Even after watching something depressing

  • @johnmitchell8351
    @johnmitchell8351 6 років тому +27

    "Cross-Eye-Cryingonyourback-fat-foot-ass bitch" xDDF

  • @dawnsherie
    @dawnsherie 6 років тому +107

    Me and He-Man are out! All too many times of me trying to bounce with my little army green men 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gaylesbeautycorner1996
    @gaylesbeautycorner1996 5 років тому +94

    Kevin Hart never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @mjboutin7224
    @mjboutin7224 Рік тому +8

    Imagine being Ms. Green and having the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you get immortalized in a Kevin Hart skit.

  • @GiggleJuiceee
    @GiggleJuiceee 5 років тому +20

    4:41 my man having a damn heart attack someone help him

  • @shadowsilvermoon2495
    @shadowsilvermoon2495 6 років тому +64

    This should be my graduation speech

  • @lucasbarnes5473
    @lucasbarnes5473 2 роки тому +61

    I had this recorded and when he started yelling at Ms. Green I fell off my couch I was laughing so hard. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Got to the point where I couldn't even make a sound except gasping for air. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ShelbyOrcutt02
      @ShelbyOrcutt02 Рік тому +1

      What movie is this called? I wanna watch the full movie and not just a snippet of it. Cause there is probably a LOT more funny stories he's telling in the full movie

    • @Gamers6325
      @Gamers6325 Рік тому +1

      Search Kevin hart up, it might show the full movie

    • @ShelbyOrcutt02
      @ShelbyOrcutt02 Рік тому +1

      @@Gamers6325 okay

    • @Gamers6325
      @Gamers6325 Рік тому +1

      @@ShelbyOrcutt02 find it?

    • @ShelbyOrcutt02
      @ShelbyOrcutt02 Рік тому +1

      @@Gamers6325 sadly not☹️ but I'll keep looking

  • @Gilang_87
    @Gilang_87 Рік тому +3

    The way he said "mS. GreE3n" 🤣

  • @floorgang8699
    @floorgang8699 6 років тому +76

    he is the legendery comedian

  • @heathermiller5765
    @heathermiller5765 2 роки тому +25

    This is still the funniest part of any act he did ever. Hilarious AF 😂

  • @harrisonnguyen8034
    @harrisonnguyen8034 6 років тому +32

    *shit, they got Patrick*

  • @cecevalid3192
    @cecevalid3192 6 років тому +49

    My mom told me to tell u to mind ur DAMNNNNNN oh nah it's too loud its not believable its too loud😂😂

  • @Boxershrts
    @Boxershrts Рік тому +3

    “Ohhh he said she ain’t have no nipples “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itzjayjay4006
    @itzjayjay4006 6 років тому +2

    I died at "NO NIPPLE HAVING BITCH"

  • @OwenPlant532
    @OwenPlant532 Місяць тому +3

    "It's about to go down" LMAO

  • @Kevin-px9km
    @Kevin-px9km 6 років тому +31

    The cousing dictionary in one sentence 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chauncybell7753
    @chauncybell7753 Рік тому +1

    he way he said '2 plus two not knowing what is is bitch'😂😂

  • @mercedesmead4771
    @mercedesmead4771 6 років тому +4

    "Me and he man are OUT!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ellepurberry886
    @ellepurberry886 6 років тому +18

    ‘Kevin Hart seriously funny’ use to be on Netflix but they took it off and *I was so pissed* cuzz it was so funny and it’s definitely my personal favourite 😂

  • @niknak410
    @niknak410 9 місяців тому +8

    Heard this 100 times still love it lol

  • @aidanschreuer3552
    @aidanschreuer3552 6 років тому +40

    Anyone notice that the mic stand is as tall as him

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 6 років тому +20

    "Shit! They got Patrick, dad!" Was that the one with the giant oyster and the peanut?

  • @oliviahalliwell2053
    @oliviahalliwell2053 6 років тому +3

    "Shit they got Patrick dad aren't you watching? "Dead I was laughing so bad

  • @GTAgamesUSA
    @GTAgamesUSA 9 років тому +42

    This is just a South Park episode I Love it!

  • @nathancarter2826
    @nathancarter2826 6 років тому +18

    Hands down funniest thing I've ever seen! 😂😂😂

  • @zoeycastaneda0418
    @zoeycastaneda0418 6 років тому +93

    I watched it and um well
    ... I laughed
    ... Really hard
    And um my grandma and grandpa looked at me like wtf is wrong with u?

  • @DMNZP33D2k1
    @DMNZP33D2k1 6 років тому +32

    I can't stop laughing.

  • @Toastedghosted
    @Toastedghosted 2 роки тому +21

    I come back to this every few years when I need to laugh

  • @minecraftstampyfan22
    @minecraftstampyfan22 5 років тому +10

    One time when my little brother was in kindergarten, he got a paper that had to be given to our mom because he was acting up in school. The teacher explained to him why he was given the note and that it had to be given to our mom. My little brother then proceeded to shout right in the teachers face: “WHAT THE FUCK” 😂

    • @wows8953
      @wows8953 Рік тому

      NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @yourinternetboyfriendasmr
    @yourinternetboyfriendasmr 6 років тому +47

    Lets play a drinking game 5 shots then kevin says Bitch

  • @rainbow7918
    @rainbow7918 Рік тому +3

    "Me and he-man are out"
    Got me dying

  • @Enixious99
    @Enixious99 Рік тому +5

    I saw this when it came out, and to this day it still reigns as some of the best written comedy in my opinion

  • @shanlowrey10
    @shanlowrey10 4 роки тому +5

    this will never get old holy shit

  • @shartrezlittle8952
    @shartrezlittle8952 6 років тому +83

    😁😁its soo good that i know enough english to understand this

  • @emmyyung6224
    @emmyyung6224 5 років тому +2

    In every classroom there is always one KEVIN HEART, no dull times when he is around.

  • @lunarose698
    @lunarose698 Рік тому +4

    Hands down the funniest skit he's ever done 😂

  • @Jasmine_patta
    @Jasmine_patta 6 років тому +8

    Kevin hart and Russel Howard are my favourite comedians

    • @stillgod2250
      @stillgod2250 6 років тому

      The Artful-Dodger The best of America and England.

  • @keverleycharles
    @keverleycharles 2 роки тому +4

    Literally one of the funniest bits of all time

  • @advjunkie94
    @advjunkie94 6 років тому +2

    "It's about to go down"😂😂😂😂

  • @zaydenmallett6795
    @zaydenmallett6795 Рік тому +1

    “OHHH HE SAID SHE AINT HAVE NO NIPPLES
    Me:laughing so hard my brother thought I was having a seizure😂

  • @b1izzqrd
    @b1izzqrd Рік тому +5

    3:39 i cant stop laughing xd

  • @NikaK23
    @NikaK23 2 роки тому +21

    I just come back here or look him up to give myself a good laugh on a bad day💞😂💞

  • @Cherrybomb3175
    @Cherrybomb3175 2 місяці тому +1

    9 YEARS AGO AND THIS IS STILL AMAZING

  • @jennifersmith1333
    @jennifersmith1333 Рік тому +10

    I've seen this so many times and still cry laugh every time! 😂

  • @robertchavez8759
    @robertchavez8759 3 роки тому +4

    This is by far my Favorite story Ever Told 😂😂😂

  • @myrnbaumann8717
    @myrnbaumann8717 5 років тому +3

    "SHIT THEY GOT PATRICK DAD ARE YOU NOT WATCHING DAD" LOL🤣🤣🤣 wow

  • @zukx-yt8454
    @zukx-yt8454 5 років тому +1

    I'm laughing and my cats like "WTF UGH HUMANS"

  • @lilewc
    @lilewc 5 років тому +6

    When your teacher says you aint gonna make it and you get into Harvard 4:10

  • @fikilenokuthulagama9958
    @fikilenokuthulagama9958 4 роки тому +3

    Most iconic joke in history! 😂😂 100 of these views are mine - never gets old.

  • @devikakanuri4237
    @devikakanuri4237 6 років тому +8

    This was soo f***in hilarious😂😂😂

  • @kazirik
    @kazirik 4 роки тому +3

    the best stand up comedy yet

  • @trace4058
    @trace4058 2 роки тому +1

    def one of my favorite bits now

  • @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl
    @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl 3 роки тому +14

    I remember when I was 15 seeing this and I was cackling so hard on my floor. It was so intense that my father thought I was having a seizure

  • @Destinee1994
    @Destinee1994 9 років тому +89

    Rofl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sam-bd7gp
    @Sam-bd7gp 2 роки тому +2

    This one of the best bits of all time

  • @irvingarcia7387
    @irvingarcia7387 4 роки тому +2

    When keven said "OOOOOOHHHHHH" I felt that

  • @uv8591
    @uv8591 5 років тому +5

    2019 and it's still gold.

  • @danielblackwell9042
    @danielblackwell9042 6 років тому +4

    Nah this is legendary 😂😂👌

  • @sbongeboob924
    @sbongeboob924 10 місяців тому +1

    "ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN" Always vers me 😂

  • @reaganodenwald
    @reaganodenwald 6 років тому +15

    *i told you to say two cuss words you said 76 of em*

  • @zarahali6592
    @zarahali6592 3 роки тому +5

    This guy is next level 😂