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  • Kevin Hart makes being a dad sound easy. Especially since kids are hilarious.
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  • @intldawn
    @intldawn 3 роки тому +14627

    To this day, him imitating his daughter talking shit to him over juice still is one of his funniest bits ever. In tears, every time.

    • @allegrettacadrica7135
      @allegrettacadrica7135 3 роки тому +311

      “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” 💀💀💀💀 I’m crying

    • @ethelbertanello1391
      @ethelbertanello1391 3 роки тому +41

      I wonder if Kevin's son will do stand up

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 3 роки тому +98

      "Dumagaga"

    • @remidibeatz8780
      @remidibeatz8780 3 роки тому +59

      Classic! I laughed so hard at this when it first came out because my daughter was that age and had moments like that. Too funny

    • @renerinoula1308
      @renerinoula1308 3 роки тому +17

      yeah i died of laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @nersha8472
    @nersha8472 3 роки тому +6087

    "PUNK-ASS DADDY" has to go down in history of stand-up as the best ones😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brysondasockfelloffcuuh8141
      @brysondasockfelloffcuuh8141 3 роки тому +45

      I’m damn near choked 💀💀😭

    • @HashtagCerif
      @HashtagCerif 3 роки тому +7

      hello Miss/Mr/Mrs, things are very hard with me at the moment,I need help if you can help in anyway.

    • @nersha8472
      @nersha8472 3 роки тому +3

      @@HashtagCerif wait what's wrong bro?

    • @P.s.a.l.m.23
      @P.s.a.l.m.23 3 роки тому +5

      That's funny cause he stole that shit

    • @Theenatural1
      @Theenatural1 3 роки тому +4

      LMAOO that part was too funny

  • @vinclovable
    @vinclovable 2 роки тому +1481

    "I couldn't see what he was running from , so i closed the door "BEST DAD LMAO

  • @angelogaray8019
    @angelogaray8019 2 роки тому +141

    10:23 “HEY! You better not f*ckin’ drown!” I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

  • @damn_jaz9895
    @damn_jaz9895 3 роки тому +3606

    "We look like a fucking circus!" That line killed me

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 2 роки тому +6136

    “WHO THE F$@% YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!” Gets me every time 😂🤣😂.

  • @goinmax
    @goinmax Рік тому +64

    who would dare to hate this guy.
    My favourite comedian for sure.

    • @user-sq3gs1is9e
      @user-sq3gs1is9e Рік тому

      👆👆link up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got mushrooms🍄, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, w🍃🍃d, chocolate bars, he's got a lot. 🍄 💊🍄🍫💯🔌..

  • @jackieg.1673
    @jackieg.1673 2 роки тому +409

    Love this man. Everytime one feels like letting loose and laughing he's the one.

    • @kamajeajackson2615
      @kamajeajackson2615 2 роки тому +13

      Kevin Hart is the most funniest comedians ever 😆🤣

    • @KML165
      @KML165 Рік тому +3

      I love him too. 😂😂😂

  • @kiamackenzee
    @kiamackenzee 3 роки тому +8128

    “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” 💀💀💀💀 I’m crying

    • @mosttrustedmovementmtm8038
      @mosttrustedmovementmtm8038 3 роки тому +50

      I laugh everytime

    • @benjackson9299
      @benjackson9299 3 роки тому +10

      This is the funniest Kevin Hart video
      🔥 😂 ua-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/v-deo.html

    • @amandac7270
      @amandac7270 3 роки тому +11

      The best 🤣

    • @Goku_The-God
      @Goku_The-God 3 роки тому +83

      “My daughters taking balls to the face” 😂😂😂😂 “I look over at my son and he is slobbering” 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 3 роки тому +12

      @@Goku_The-God "im small" smh lmao

  • @ashylarry3442
    @ashylarry3442 3 роки тому +1516

    “Dumagamma dumagamma...juice.🤣🤣

    • @trapezoidbeauty
      @trapezoidbeauty 3 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dragontamer135
      @Dragontamer135 3 роки тому +55

      I look at her and say "who the fuck you think you talkin' to."

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 3 роки тому +6

      💀

    • @charlesharris6966
      @charlesharris6966 3 роки тому +12

      And that is exactly what she said. "Hey shorty, give another juice box 🧃 before there is trouble 😏. "

    • @thelowkeyuser
      @thelowkeyuser 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @vuca5480
    @vuca5480 11 місяців тому +86

    this man is just too funny, got me laughing my ass off at 7am 😭

    • @sriszn
      @sriszn 10 місяців тому +4

      Fr

    • @couquttegirl
      @couquttegirl 3 місяці тому +1

      Its 9am 😭😭😭😭

  • @Dorothea1997
    @Dorothea1997 2 роки тому +290

    I don't even have kids but I'm non-stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @bobbart6498
    @bobbart6498 3 роки тому +9510

    They actually managed to make it exactly 15 minutes

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 3 роки тому +82

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s hilarious 😂

    • @0gsrV
      @0gsrV 3 роки тому +35

      Thanks for bringing this to my attention

    • @BKah.
      @BKah. 3 роки тому +63

      When you click on it it says 15:01

    • @anel_prober7626
      @anel_prober7626 3 роки тому +16

      Congrats u can look at something and read it

    • @Waeffles
      @Waeffles 3 роки тому +7

      And that's the tea sis

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 3 роки тому +13866

    “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” LMFAOOOOOO

  • @tarunsingh964
    @tarunsingh964 2 роки тому +67

    Long life blessing to this man who is making people laugh.
    Good job man

  • @spn_girl73
    @spn_girl73 2 роки тому +38

    5:14
    Kevin: "You callin' me a liar?"
    Me: "I ain't callin' you a truther."

  • @ayerteyfrancisca6784
    @ayerteyfrancisca6784 3 роки тому +8451

    His wife has the biggest heart in the world. Cos you can't handle the children plus Kev himself😂😂😂

  • @andreschaves4573
    @andreschaves4573 3 роки тому +1712

    Kevin Hart: "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
    Me: "Facts"

    • @dfdsdfndfsuf3895
      @dfdsdfndfsuf3895 3 роки тому +15

      I bet it's difficult being his wife.....he tells stories with such conviction...

    • @BenRankinYT
      @BenRankinYT 3 роки тому +3

      No joke, I said that as well after he said that

    • @nickiminaj7302
      @nickiminaj7302 3 роки тому +3

      Can't relate

    • @karma1520
      @karma1520 3 роки тому +1

      Not with mine 😬

    • @dumplin.580
      @dumplin.580 2 роки тому

      @@karma1520 sameee

  • @Tess791
    @Tess791 Місяць тому +2

    Kevin is treating his audience like a group of his friends, that makes him special❤❤

  • @justaphase
    @justaphase 2 роки тому +14

    "Older you get, you just wake up angry" 🤣

  • @Nofacepxb
    @Nofacepxb 3 роки тому +6347

    If a child refuses to sleep are they guilty of resisting a rest

  • @jasonhouck4551
    @jasonhouck4551 3 роки тому +1534

    "Dads just listen for shit" FACTS

  • @amaliaavalosmejia2741
    @amaliaavalosmejia2741 Рік тому +15

    12:42 i died when he said that even when he was acting

  • @dejagerfam2779
    @dejagerfam2779 Рік тому +83

    My youngest daughter is almost 2 when my husband calls her she’ll look at him, say “what daddy?” With a head shake and the attitude is hilarious 😂 the first time she did it my husband was shocked speechless. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Marrison-pf6fp
      @Marrison-pf6fp 11 місяців тому +1

      Hello my dear how are you doing

    • @FloresOrrin
      @FloresOrrin 10 місяців тому +1

      Hello 👋 how are you doing?

  • @Seigfried9
    @Seigfried9 3 роки тому +7918

    I feel like kevin had kids just to tell jokes about them

    • @brandonsprague3927
      @brandonsprague3927 3 роки тому +176

      And some parents just have kids for welfare this probably pays more lol

    • @Seigfried9
      @Seigfried9 3 роки тому +17

      Hehe

    • @tsayin2662
      @tsayin2662 3 роки тому +81

      McDonald’s WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALL DAY BREAKFAST MENU

    • @Seigfried9
      @Seigfried9 3 роки тому +51

      Yeah about that

    • @maxbear4655
      @maxbear4655 3 роки тому +23

      Mcdonalds yeah wtf dude

  • @MS_7651
    @MS_7651 3 роки тому +2931

    A person: You're Kevin Hart's son, aren't you?
    Kevin Hart's son: No, I'm his joke.

    • @grantholt1458
      @grantholt1458 3 роки тому +30

      Hahahaha that's ducking halarious

    • @emiliakeri6771
      @emiliakeri6771 3 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂😂😂 how do you not have more likes 👍 x1000000

    • @judedavila9332
      @judedavila9332 3 роки тому +9

      Self burn🔥🔥

    • @jen9855
      @jen9855 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ZestyLightskin2
      @ZestyLightskin2 3 роки тому +10

      @@kevinhart9745 might wanna check your name

  • @Leeohlin89
    @Leeohlin89 Рік тому +39

    LMFAOOOO the candy part!! 😷

  • @Barbara-iv9qb
    @Barbara-iv9qb 2 роки тому +33

    Stomach hurt I laughed so hard. No other comic can do that

    • @Marrison-pf6fp
      @Marrison-pf6fp 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah this guy is really good 😊

    • @FloresOrrin
      @FloresOrrin 10 місяців тому +1

      Hello Barbara how are you doing?

  • @kelvingitari
    @kelvingitari 3 роки тому +8474

    Kevin's kids must be in therapy 😂😂😂😂

    • @acb7634
      @acb7634 3 роки тому +41

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellieallan180
      @ellieallan180 3 роки тому +33

      🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀

    • @iyannaaliyah1617
      @iyannaaliyah1617 3 роки тому +20

      Okay 😂😂😂

    • @breannamcwilliams59
      @breannamcwilliams59 3 роки тому +15

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    • @tyesha1798
      @tyesha1798 3 роки тому +26

      @@breannamcwilliams59 wtf

  • @expertexcavatinginc
    @expertexcavatinginc 3 роки тому +7431

    The thumbnail picture is one of the greatest memes ever

    • @silxntsebastien8520
      @silxntsebastien8520 3 роки тому +43

      True

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 3 роки тому +157

      It's an iconic expression, portraying confusion, disbelief and horror.
      It's practically a modernized piece of classic portraiture.

    • @wadesharp11
      @wadesharp11 3 роки тому +33

      Lol the GIFY “say what”🤣

    • @zedshaw7275
      @zedshaw7275 3 роки тому +16

      Why are you running?

    • @erishoxha9657
      @erishoxha9657 3 роки тому +4

      I didnt ask 👉🏿✊🏻👱🏻‍♀️

  • @talhakhan9726
    @talhakhan9726 Рік тому +17

    12:50 got me fart laughing 😂 watched dis masterpiece 100x every time its funny 🤣

  • @divinejohn-okpala
    @divinejohn-okpala 9 місяців тому +1

    Kevin Hart specials are gold🤣

  • @gacha.-.potatoriah8693
    @gacha.-.potatoriah8693 3 роки тому +5579

    “I was panicking, I didn’t know what to do so I dropped my daughter “😂😂😂😂💕

    • @calentomuylento1662
      @calentomuylento1662 3 роки тому +13

      Callao gacha tuber 😡

    • @calentomuylento1662
      @calentomuylento1662 2 роки тому +13

      @@nonagon1287 if u really understand the meme behind that i wouldn't be explaining some obvious stuff

    • @nonagon1287
      @nonagon1287 2 роки тому +4

      @@calentomuylento1662 oh fk bro sorry that was wrong reply. Fking hell I thought UA-cam was WhatsApp ngl

    • @AussieInDistortedworld
      @AussieInDistortedworld 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @035gogmofo6
      @035gogmofo6 2 роки тому +2

      @@calentomuylento1662 that’s the most bs shit what i have heard in a while. UA-cam comments section looks literally nothing like whatsapp.

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 3 роки тому +2037

    "I woke up this morning as a Christian, you don't do that to me"
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣...💀

    • @benjackson9299
      @benjackson9299 3 роки тому +10

      This is the funniest Kevin Hart clip
      😂 ua-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/v-deo.html

    • @sockojr
      @sockojr 3 роки тому +14

      I read this at the same time he was saying it😂 what are the odds

    • @nabeweyadavids2841
      @nabeweyadavids2841 3 роки тому +4

      HILARIOUS!!

    • @seth_8607
      @seth_8607 3 роки тому +2

      Stupid

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 3 роки тому +2

      As a public school kid forced to go to private school for three years, yeah they get scared easy.

  • @kalebbrown6134
    @kalebbrown6134 Рік тому +27

    “HEY HEY I KNOW YALL AINT IN THAT TOILET” had me dying laughing 😂

  • @txalisa9965
    @txalisa9965 Рік тому +2

    "Oh Oh Oh you get Steve up huh?" You're something else 😂😂😂😂

  • @enochlevi5504
    @enochlevi5504 3 роки тому +3331

    Who else thought this was gonna be jokes like
    “How do you tell if a joke is a dad joke?”
    “It’s apparent”

    • @TheGhostScorpion
      @TheGhostScorpion 3 роки тому +61

      SAY IT WIT YO CHEST!!

    • @Zeclag
      @Zeclag 3 роки тому +8

      I Thought So Too!

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 3 роки тому +13

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s hilarious 😂

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 3 роки тому +1

      Enoch Levi .....off topic, but the Shithawks suck mansack......Go NINERS ☝🏻

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 3 роки тому +1

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

  • @lawrencecorley1714
    @lawrencecorley1714 2 роки тому +39

    0:42 The way he woke his son up!☠️☠️
    2:40 His face killed me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    5:00 I totally lost it when he did the kick!!☠️☠️

  • @shannaguthrie7180
    @shannaguthrie7180 Рік тому +16

    F'n Kevin Hart, hilarious from start to finish!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vinoliaausten9922
    @vinoliaausten9922 3 роки тому +813

    "Who the f**ck u think ur talking to" got me Right there

  • @camdentractenberg3102
    @camdentractenberg3102 2 роки тому +47

    I read “Kevin Hart Dad Jokes” thinking it would be full of like corny jokes that dads make and then I started watching the video and realized it was actually jokes about him being a dad.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому +82

    Funny how Kevin said he was scared of gorillas. Actually, Kevin's scared of every type of animal 🤣🤣

    • @kitarose3663
      @kitarose3663 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🎤🤣

    • @aarondigby5054
      @aarondigby5054 Рік тому +1

      He's always talking about how scared he is of giraffes, elephants, gorillas, ostriches, not that funny but tells and explains his not so funny jokes well.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Рік тому

      @@aarondigby5054well they’re all fucking huge

  • @sophieleder9855
    @sophieleder9855 3 роки тому +22337

    kevin hart better be careful how he treats his kids cuz they all gonna be taller than him by 12 years old

    • @bthomas2782
      @bthomas2782 3 роки тому +470

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s too funny 😄

    • @melxian5617
      @melxian5617 3 роки тому +201

      Don't get everything too seriously😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shanel_matlock29
      @Shanel_matlock29 3 роки тому +67

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @sudeepanuthulapaty3645
      @sudeepanuthulapaty3645 3 роки тому +19

      Sophie Leder yos

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 3 роки тому +25

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 3 роки тому +2466

    "Kids are assholes!"
    If ever there was a truth to be found on this earth, I'm guessing this is it. Anyone not agreeing, has no kids or still lives in major denial.

    • @renaelacy8454
      @renaelacy8454 2 роки тому +27

      Damn straight. I have 4.

    • @michaelfante713
      @michaelfante713 2 роки тому +9

      I feel like Kevin Hart is not funny when it comes to stand-ups

    • @morganbarfield108
      @morganbarfield108 2 роки тому +4

      FUCK YES

    • @thewomenwiththepearlearrin4127
      @thewomenwiththepearlearrin4127 2 роки тому +36

      @@banditaviation1924 this five year old I babysit said"You used to be so skinny and now you have a bigger belly.What happened?"

    • @Ribsi
      @Ribsi 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah because they are often painfully honest with you and they have no idea that they're rude when they say these things to you. Tbh it's like talking to a drunk person, except for the slurred words and they have a normal balance.

  • @Idksrry
    @Idksrry Рік тому +1

    Dude roasted his entire family 💀💀💀💀

  • @jakenewburry6123
    @jakenewburry6123 2 роки тому +14

    When my mom tells me to be happy 7:21

  • @lyngochue6560
    @lyngochue6560 3 роки тому +529

    Dude, my little sister used to mutter under her breath when she couldn't talk well and she was angry with me. It sounded like a witch setting a curse every damn time.

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 3 роки тому +375

    I bet it's difficult being his wife.....he tells stories with such conviction...

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 2 роки тому +2

      Well he's gotta put on a show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

    • @mr..niceguy6666
      @mr..niceguy6666 2 роки тому +4

      Idc what anyone says Kevin's is such a funny guy 😂

  • @lexi6437
    @lexi6437 9 місяців тому +5

    I haven't laughed so hard in years!!!😂😂😂 The images in my head kept bouncing between my dad and my husband😂😂😂 Must be "Universal Dad Behavior."

  • @AnonymousMusic_
    @AnonymousMusic_ 10 місяців тому +2

    4:12 that sounded so wrong that he didn't even say Pause every words. 💀💀🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 3 роки тому +859

    Why is this not called, “15 Minutes of Kevin Hart getting mad for Reasons he Can’t Explain”

    • @KicksReviewJ
      @KicksReviewJ 3 роки тому +6

      Who else thought this was gonna be jokes like
      “How do you tell if a joke is a dad joke?”
      “It’s apparent”

    • @phedreBiOn
      @phedreBiOn 3 роки тому +1

      A lot of ego issues to sort through, hard.

  • @kristenblevins9715
    @kristenblevins9715 2 роки тому +380

    "I was mad but I couldn't explain why I was mad" lmao

  • @MARYBBOSS2
    @MARYBBOSS2 Рік тому +2

    The MEMORIES of "DAD".....R I H "DAD"!
    STAY STRONG KEVIN!

  • @JasuhaStuart-vf8zf
    @JasuhaStuart-vf8zf 10 місяців тому +11

    Idk why people say "kevin isn't funny" this man is haliarious 😂😂😂😂. The way the crowd is hooked to him, says it all🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
      @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 9 місяців тому +1

      He's not just funny, he's absolutely hilarious.

  • @lal8606
    @lal8606 3 роки тому +1671

    He really said "my daughter taking balls to the face" 😭😭 he did not think that one through

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 3 роки тому +820

    As a public school kid forced to go to private school for three years, yeah they get scared easy.

    • @tagueadams6799
      @tagueadams6799 3 роки тому +19

      As a life long private school kid. We don't.

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ 3 роки тому +51

      @@tagueadams6799 yeah ok bud

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 3 роки тому +21

      @@tagueadams6799 then you're just dumb because you should get scared. You don't know shit and the sooner you realize how little you know the better off you'll be.

    • @not_abbyg9428
      @not_abbyg9428 3 роки тому +2

      Tague Adams same

    • @cardinalhistory6045
      @cardinalhistory6045 3 роки тому +15

      @@tagueadams6799 That's because you've never been to public school

  • @marcellehardingsr.511
    @marcellehardingsr.511 8 місяців тому +1

    Lmao this dude is one of the goats of comedy frfr and that's no cap!!

  • @michaelolugbengasile
    @michaelolugbengasile Рік тому +4

    This video just got me through a deep feeling of depression, at least for a moment. I'm laughing like crazy and I nearly choked on my food. The 'dad getting knocked out in front of his kid' part nearly killed me. "Is that a kid? Is that a kid? I'm whooping your ass when we get home for putting me in this situation. I ain't gat nothing to do with this shit.'. Lol. Thanks so much, Kevin! You're a life saver.

  • @alyssar.8556
    @alyssar.8556 3 роки тому +306

    "I didn't like how my family looked as a unit, We look like a circus act" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @omaricampbell182
    @omaricampbell182 2 роки тому +117

    “Alright Alright Alright” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “lemme get my flops” 🤣🤣

  • @JiiWoon
    @JiiWoon 10 місяців тому +1

    “Gonna be a dark Christmas this year” 😂😂😭😭

  • @cruzz3802
    @cruzz3802 2 роки тому +6

    “HEY Who got the, uh.. thang.. with the shi- uh alright now” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @titiksaatmakur7648
    @titiksaatmakur7648 3 роки тому +537

    "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
    Asian Dads: Hold My Stick

  • @koiphish_
    @koiphish_ 3 роки тому +185

    That joke about his son running from the trash can reminds me of that Spongebob episode lol

    • @coolguycoty647
      @coolguycoty647 3 роки тому +1

      I used to do the same when i was little

  • @user-vz7tn8oc8n
    @user-vz7tn8oc8n Рік тому +6

    Kevin Hart is funny as hell. My grandson showed me this clip and I cried laughing.

  • @user-jf5ch8gw8d
    @user-jf5ch8gw8d 5 місяців тому +1

    "I almost lost you today didn't i" 😂😂😂

  • @The_Wyld_Hawk
    @The_Wyld_Hawk 3 роки тому +289

    I like how he says "haul-assing" instead of "hauling ass" lol

    • @kingmir5
      @kingmir5 3 роки тому +6

      That’s how we say it in philly, maybe other places too 😂

    • @Eligibson1931
      @Eligibson1931 3 роки тому +4

      @@kingmir5 in England it’s a lot worst but if we are being peaceful then we will say haul ass but if not it goes like ****** **** ********** *******

  • @pheonixjr7410
    @pheonixjr7410 3 роки тому +341

    Kevin and Gabriel are the only people who can make my mouth hurt while laughing

  • @arketsjenkins5016
    @arketsjenkins5016 2 роки тому +12

    12:55 where i came from there is a rule, dont beat up a dad in front of his kids.

  • @BlueSniper1215
    @BlueSniper1215 Рік тому +3

    2:46 BETTER NOT BE IN DAT TOILET LMAO. My dad and I sat that to each other

  • @mikesun421
    @mikesun421 3 роки тому +1191

    Do not watch Kevin Hart and eat at the same time. I warned you.

    • @mikesun421
      @mikesun421 3 роки тому +4

      laura marrero fabian 😂😆🤣👌

    • @Keep_Feeding_Me
      @Keep_Feeding_Me 3 роки тому +27

      Funny that you mention that because when Kevin released this exact special, I was eating chilli dogs with my brother. Kevin was telling a joke and made me laugh right at the same time I was swallowed and coughed which shot a diced onion into my nasal cavity.I wasnt able to flush it out or blow the onion out. Super uncomfortable and always smelt onions. Had to see an ENT specialist to get the onion removed. Haha 😂 So stupid but shit like that does happen.

    • @mikesun421
      @mikesun421 3 роки тому +11

      Keep Feeding Me so sorry to hear about your unfortunate incidence. I can’t imagine having onion stuck in my sinus... sounds painful. Glad to hear that you were able to get help and recover!

    • @rabdurrahmammuhammad6190
      @rabdurrahmammuhammad6190 3 роки тому +5

      Too late....
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @celenacasares974
      @celenacasares974 3 роки тому +4

      Too late😂😂😂

  • @innergoddess447
    @innergoddess447 3 роки тому +373

    They musta been toddlers half these jokes lmfao toddlers are little tiny wild human animals but you cant help but love them and protect them

  • @thatochatikobo940
    @thatochatikobo940 7 місяців тому +1

    Kevin is like man cannot take care of their own children or babysit 😂

  • @leviphillips2588
    @leviphillips2588 Рік тому +1

    “She was talking balls to the face “😈🤣

  • @marcelabrown1634
    @marcelabrown1634 3 роки тому +547

    I just love listening to Kevin and Dave Chappelle, when I'm feeling really depressed they make me laugh and that's not always easy when I'm feeling so bad, but they always manage to

    • @keanureeves5603
      @keanureeves5603 3 роки тому +1

      Hello fan, I'm Keanu Reeves, I knew you have watched one of my movies,thanks for your love support and care,I really appreciate...how are you.

    • @poohbear0906
      @poohbear0906 3 роки тому +2

      YEP.😊

    • @flee501
      @flee501 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh same. Wanna be friends?

    • @jazzminbechtel2366
      @jazzminbechtel2366 3 роки тому

      Same here

    • @lucasmccauley782
      @lucasmccauley782 3 роки тому +1

      Hello

  • @nathanmoss8481
    @nathanmoss8481 3 роки тому +247

    Its crazy to see how well Kevin has done for himself with these clips. The time gap from his old sets to his most recent really shows his glow up in Hollywood, good for him man!

  • @talktv5485
    @talktv5485 6 місяців тому +3

    Kevin hart jokes never age I just realized that

  • @unicornprincess17314
    @unicornprincess17314 11 місяців тому +2

    “My daughter takin balls to the face” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct 3 роки тому +177

    "Son put ur hand on the glass one last time. I hate that it had to be this way." 😂😂😂

  • @King_Saber0
    @King_Saber0 10 місяців тому +3

    “My daughter taking balls to the face”💀💀💀💀😂🗿😂😂😂

  • @rosewilliams4259
    @rosewilliams4259 2 роки тому +6

    I love it when he talks about his dad. LOL

  • @pikalowery5016
    @pikalowery5016 3 роки тому +48

    " I'm whooping your ass for putting me in that situation " lmfaoo

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 роки тому +208

    “I was mad at the way my family looked as a unit, like we didn’t look good as a unit.”
    Me when my school band goes out to a competition

  • @thatstheend987
    @thatstheend987 Рік тому +6

    u think kevin's family would ever do a movie together?

    • @Aboukay80
      @Aboukay80 Рік тому

      I hope you saw his reply in the link below.. around the 7 minute mark
      ua-cam.com/video/iQA8efI34Ic/v-deo.html

    • @aap9490
      @aap9490 Рік тому +1

      But where is it in this thread? I saw him replying to this comment too but there is no comment from him!

    • @Aboukay80
      @Aboukay80 Рік тому

      @@aap9490 He probably created that account just for the episode and then deleted his account after replying to the comments

    • @raxino774
      @raxino774 Рік тому +3

      You got answer from literally k hart but where tf is that comment gone!

    • @raxino774
      @raxino774 Рік тому

      ​@@Aboukay80 nope, seems also this account is made for make that question! Its a 3 weeks abandon account

  • @snowisexhausted3029
    @snowisexhausted3029 Рік тому +1

    The garbage door story was the most funniest sh*t I’ve heard in a while 😂

  • @shontaoster1826
    @shontaoster1826 3 роки тому +94

    I cant watch ANY of his stand ups without crying from laughing so hard. Definitely one of my fav comedians

  • @laynehealy4001
    @laynehealy4001 3 роки тому +493

    I wonder if Kevin's son will do stand up

    • @zackmckenzie3582
      @zackmckenzie3582 3 роки тому +13

      I doubt it. The sons of comedians are rarely funny. There's comedic actors like Ben Stiller whose dad was funny, then there's Isaiah Kelly whose dad is Gerald Kelly and Gary Owen's son but the rest are no bueno.

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 роки тому +5

      This has to be the best Kevin Hart clip
      😂 ua-cam.com/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/v-deo.html

    • @kentuckyoutdoorsandhunting9669
      @kentuckyoutdoorsandhunting9669 3 роки тому +5

      geek amania How short Kevin is it's sit down.

    • @mocikken1268
      @mocikken1268 3 роки тому +3

      @@zackmckenzie3582 well comedians are rarely funny themselves. They are instead extremely talented actors who are incredible at bringing emotion and power to a script. Most comedians can't make a joke on the spot

    • @kirkcollier6307
      @kirkcollier6307 3 роки тому +3

      Nah. If he wants to be as big as Kevin he'll do sit down

  • @LeilaRummanDar-ts1kc
    @LeilaRummanDar-ts1kc 11 місяців тому +2

    3:48 " my daughter so damn stupid she thought it was a game she playin' "

  • @LorDFatZWarrior20
    @LorDFatZWarrior20 Рік тому +2

    I love Kevin Hart and all of his stand ups 🤗♥️❣️❤️💖💗💓💕💕💞💌💝💘🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗.

  • @katiewilkinson3794
    @katiewilkinson3794 3 роки тому +538

    I'm pregnant and shouldn't be laughing this hard lmfao

    • @jonhawker6834
      @jonhawker6834 3 роки тому +14

      How many months/weeks

    • @rileybaycroft1131
      @rileybaycroft1131 3 роки тому +11

      You shouldn't be laughing at all I haven't thrown your baby in the ocean yet👶🦈

    • @AntoZeus
      @AntoZeus 3 роки тому +15

      Congrats I hope all is well and safe for you and baby.

    • @sleepyspritecan7611
      @sleepyspritecan7611 3 роки тому +20

      @@rileybaycroft1131 are you that one edge lord in school

    • @rileybaycroft1131
      @rileybaycroft1131 3 роки тому +1

      @@sleepyspritecan7611 nah just an alcoholic that thinks he's funny

  • @JoJosrandomthings
    @JoJosrandomthings 3 роки тому +3985

    "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
    Mexican dads: hold my belt
    edit: mom, i'm famous-

    • @okachobe1
      @okachobe1 3 роки тому +43

      God forbid if you don't hurry up for that ass whoopin

    • @pamloof
      @pamloof 3 роки тому +54

      Funfact: If you are aroumd german dads you build up Stratetical Abilities. Why? Cus if you do shit around a german you really need to be careful about what they have in their hands.They throw it at you. And German Parents never miss.

    • @vreddy2455
      @vreddy2455 3 роки тому +1

      😂ua-cam.com/video/RcHibFb1XGo/v-deo.html

    • @jianfeng2002
      @jianfeng2002 3 роки тому +2

      hi, how are you? 👍

    • @varrickace465
      @varrickace465 3 роки тому +13

      Asian dads: Hold my cane

  • @bigboi-kc8dm
    @bigboi-kc8dm 7 місяців тому

    "Let me get my flops"😂😂😂

  • @ann6030
    @ann6030 2 роки тому +4

    Your Dad joke about saying an Octopus hit him was soooo funny!!😂😂😂♥️

  • @connormurphy5020
    @connormurphy5020 3 роки тому +765

    Watching his dad get knocked out must have traumatized him so much he stopped growing 😂😂

  • @lofivibez182
    @lofivibez182 3 роки тому +123

    Can we appreciate how it’s exactly 15 minutes

  • @AryanPatel-qc9im
    @AryanPatel-qc9im 2 роки тому +9

    3:45😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

    • @user-qv5hg9ry4u
      @user-qv5hg9ry4u 2 роки тому

      ✉𝑾𝒉𝔮ᴛᵗ𝑠𝑨𝑝𝑝
      ✚𝟏𝟓𝟐𝟎𝟓𝟑𝟐𝟗𝟐𝟏𝟗✔
      ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴛᴄ/ ᴇᴛʜ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀs

  • @tabithatroth1209
    @tabithatroth1209 2 роки тому +3

    "You don't sleep standing up!!!" So funny!🤣🤣

  • @DARKNight-wn5wn
    @DARKNight-wn5wn 3 роки тому +117

    “You know I almost lost you today”

  • @demonnekoboy666
    @demonnekoboy666 3 роки тому +101

    "Go to bed"
    "Ughh! ZzZzZ..."
    Deceased 💀

  • @sleeff
    @sleeff Рік тому +5

    7:56
    We are children, sometimes we feel that something is chasing us , stalking us or standing right behind us
    I ran and my dad saw and he just asked me " Why am I running?" And all I said was " To lose a little weight"