Hannibal Buress - Your Prayers Mean Nothing
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2016
- #HannibalBuress on how much he hates his teenage cousin, not putting a napkin on his lap at restaurants, and why he doesn't want your prayers.
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The most awkwardly confident person I’ve ever seen
Yah
Lovely close...triple Lindy
Very true lol
Ken Kennington 9k then you haven’t met me.
I don’t think you’ve met an awkward person before
he looks just like his comedy
Ann M hahahahaha YES!!
Ann M black?
Fuck I couldn’t have thought of a better comment... so true. Genius 😂😂🤣
Wow! Flawless technique!
@@Ashutt92 No, small eyes, glasses or whatever else more makes him seem like he is
Even blind people know what hannibal buress looks like
No, they don't ? Unless you're making a racial joke about him being black, which raises the question why waste ya time like that go build a car
@@cloud67899 bruh he just has a unique voice and way of speaking that I think really fits him, it's just a joke
Professor Bosshardt chill out homie why so serious?
@@christianromero6567 weedman late afff that's why lol but nah this dude need a lil more credit just a lil more lol bless you tho fam
@@remylindsay207 well, bless you then
"That is grown-up shit, I'm planning out my life."
King shit.
Seriously tho
Alpha male
Pure chad
Adults who emphasize their age as justification for vulgar activities are adolescent.
Hannibal looks like a Nigerian priest
He'd be a Priest in every existing Nation
Pasta
I would like this comment but it's at 123 right now
How's this so accurate
😂😂😂😂😂
His comedy doesn’t follow a timeline, he just jumps around from bit to bit without really thinking about it
I think because he only had a couple of minutes for this set. I saw him do a full 120minute standup set and he had good continuity and great audience interactions the whole set, super funny
That’s kind of his thing, it’s spit ball comedy.
He brought it all together at the end
Except it all comes together at the end, revealing that the whole thing is carefully planned, and that he put time and effort into thinking about it.
ya it's because he was mentored by Mitch Hedberg, who was all about that.
his delivery is a lot like Mitch's too.
its great to see MF Doom trying stand up
This comment is unrated.
@@mossesmoreno8321 do you mean underrated? Cause its clearly rated. With the thumbs up....
All caps when you spell the man's name.
@@macbruno357 yeh
Lol shut up
"don't pray for me, make me a sandwich or something"
and flick pickle juice on it, for flavor.
@@gurusmurf5921 11-12 flicks usually does it
And that will be the quote I use on my future tombstone
@@gurusmurf5921 Nasty. Put hot sauce on mine.
Alright I’ll pray while I make that sandwich
Hannibal running is something I wanna see before I die
Have you seen tag?
I bet you've seen the grizzly bear interview by now. He makes it halfway across the room and is already winded.
Watch TAG
get this boi in some track cleats doing hurdles.
MrGladBEASTftw that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read and pictured 🤣🤣🤣
Life is about balance. That joke was absolute gold.
when he said he's 28 i freaked out..he looks like he's in his 40s
He also looks 28 though so I don't know what's going on.
@TheMANshow1000 Exactly
Hannibal will forever look 39.
goddamn I'm his age and look like his son
He looks younger now
"Dont pray for me, make me a sandwich or something" I'm adopting this new life motto
What a classically handsome man.
"IM SO CLASSICALLY HANDSOME"
Really more of a post modern look to me
Right from the get go I'm sittin there like "man wtf?" every joke just sounds so...like...I can't comprehend his thinking hahahaha, its so childish but so grown up hahahahaa. Its brilliant haha!
I know!!
daAmazin FatB0y it's kinda like the stand up version of a tumblr shitpost
+Phoenix 279
why tumblr?
Look up Mitch hedburg, he’s very similar and actually helped Hannibal get famous when he himself blew up.
That's for babies
"Please keep me and my family out of your thoughts - unless you want to make us sandwiches." A quote to live by, and demand of people.
The way he says “youtube” makes me laugh every time.
yo taube
yoo tewb
00:58 😂 When he startled half the audience.
Lmaooo
Hahaha
They jumped! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lmfao
7 minutes of Hannibal feels like 25-30min of material
“Keep me out of your thoughts” ... I love this dude 🤣
Sometimes when i watch porn i put my hoodie on to feel creepier 💀💀💀
Apöllõ.Q get the experience of a 1970’s New York flasher in a dirty porno theater that violently masturbating under his coat next to a woman
I too watched the video
@@mike11497 congratulations... I assume you rock the hoodie up all the time huh? Ol lame ass boi 😑
@@JohnRapheal7 oh man you can't handle a joke he was making fun of you because he seen the video
@@fuckinpandemic25 yea I get it 😑... And trust me I can take a joke, but it wasnt funny, or even a joke really
Is this "why are you booing me?! I'm right!" Guy?
Yeah
Yup
lia renee yes but that was a clip of the Eric Andre show
It is. Hes known from the eric andre show. And if you didnt know you cant spell the american dream without eric andre!
Please educate yourself, peasant
He's got a point. There's no point in praying if you're not going to do something. Faith without works is dead being alone.
And I'd ask what the point of faith is at all at that point normally, but considering I'm trying to learn chemistry, and also considering the fact that even though I'm agnostic, mental health is still part of medicine and medicine is science, it'd be foolish of me to completely toss it aside, so even if it's simply a placebo or a motivator or some other third thing I'm not thinking of, who am I to judge? If it works for some people, that's their business and it's ok.
you should really reread that book man
@@prestonallender of course. Everyday.
@@TheOneTrueClovehitch simple. skip the bullshit - go straight to the source.
This is only 7 minutes of stand up and it feels like an entire special. Legendary.
I love Hannibal’s complete lack of segways between his bits😂
*segues
All that unconnected mess of jokes was a setup for the last one.
Epsilon's Dilemma unconnected ???? It’s literally his style and form of comedy i don’t think you know how comedy works
Ya it is an unconnected style.not a bad thing, he does it well
Damn , son! You new to comedy? Obviously you've never heard of Mitch Hedberg. Look him up. Good shit!
At 1:01 the left half of the room gets scared from him yelling lol
0:58 actually...
That was funny.
“I don’t put my napkin on my lap. People ask me why I don’t do it. Because I believe myself. I’m a grown damn adult and I can get food from my plate to my mouth without spoiling my jeans”
This man is a legend
Thanks Bernie
*calamari has entered the chat*
Never understood the napkin in the lap thing. When I’m at a restaurant I use my napkin like a fuckin napkin and people look at me like I’m a caveman.
“That shit’s for babies”
“Jag off” and “Jaggin’ off” are specifically phrases made by Hannibal Buress
well i've heard people being called a jagoff often but sure lol
You’ve never heard of McJagoff?
No they aren't lmao
Not at all lmao
You've never heard the Pittsburgh accent lol
"you sitting around and not taking action as I struggle with the situation" so relevant.
“Sometime when I’m watching porn i put my hood on to feel creepier” 🤣
Nice!
:salutes:
didn't now Hannibal was actually that freakin funny!!
I didn't know either.
Oh he’s funny as fuck! One of the best😁👍
Facts I just started watching his standup, all I’ve seen before is clips of him on Eric Andre, his standup is hilarious lmao
@S Mavi gold!
He was funny when he had glasses
this was funny AF
oledilep funny as hell, if you go by that sign in the background
This guy just has life figured out in so many way you didn’t even think of
Crowd jumps at :58 lol
i fucking lost it at "well... do you wanna have another one?"
Why is Hannibal Buress so great?? If there’s one thing to make me smile in these grim times it’s remembering Hannibal Buress’ standup
THE PACING IS PERFECT. LOVE HB.
Hot girl in the white dress starts out loving it, until it slowly gets too weird for her.
Good set tho.
You're a professional people watcher?
It only gets more sensible tho.
WHO CARES??? 😂
@@Bloodsrunsthicker 😂
Thanks for pointing that out. I like noticing shit like that when I watch videos as such
Adds to it for me
Jaggin’ off
5:42 the way he delivered it, when he said "abortion" I laughed, and everyone in the audience sighed sad. It's just the way he delivered it
Hannibal is just an awkward kid in a grown man's body lol
His person suit is confusing
Other way around
He’s a grown man in a little kids body
he's way more confident about his eating skills than I am, I once ate some spaghetti and some of it ended up on my back. I was like 15 at the time and I managed to fail so spectacularly ate eating pasta that these long ass noodles managed to make their way around my entire head and end up on the back of my shirt. I didn't even notice it happened, my dad was just like "why you got spaghetti on your back?" 🤷♂️
did you ever teach sex education to kid named Josh Johnson?
Look at everyone jump @0:58
“Don’t pray for me make me a sandwich or somethin” 💀
The most functional form of charity.
"Want another one?"
lmao
He’s hilarious. He’s got a pretty awesome delivery. Very unique.
I keep coming back to this set. It's perfect.
“Dont pray for me, make me a sandwhich”
He's actually funny. I usual see him on Eric Andre Show
I can't imagine going in front of a hundred people and saying "THAT'S FOR BABIES" and getting clapped and cheered, I wouldn't pull that off
Leave the cab door open, that's hilarious
"Well, I want to hook up with you, but I recently had an abortion."
"Do you want to have another one?"
*_PFFFFFTTTTT_*
I’m glad they give previews at the end.
Now I know to avoid Maria Bamford whenever I feel like hearing something funny and not just deliberately annoying.
"Don't pray for me. Make me a sandwich or something." 😅 QFT
Hannibal has the ability to make the tiniest accomplishments sound like the most badass gangster shit ever. The way someone describes building an empire is how Hannibal talks about opening the pickle jar.
His IQ is off the charts . As is his delivery . So good 😊
I love the way he says his name
I like to think he respectfully took over the torch from Mitch Hedberg. Keep innovating sarcasm Hannibal, we need it.
00:58 Never thought Hannibal possessed this kinda speed. Apparently, neither did the audience :J:
No ones talking about the reaction from the audience at 0:58 HAHA
“Life is all about balance.” 🤣💡
"That is grown up shit I'm planning out my life"
@0:57 I rewatch this clip every now and then for the crowd jumping at “NO I WASNT JAGGIN OFF, HANNIBAL!”
“If you talk about what you think about..” kills me every time.
This guy' good, I want to hear more!
this man just made the craziest full circle joke ive ever heard! that shit was a masterpiece
I love that half the time Hannibal isnt even telling jokes, he just speaks the truth in interesting ways and people cheer
Reminds me of a certain comedian, I won't say his name but it started with "G" and ends with "eorge Carlin".
Mitch Hedberg, RIP, would approve
thought of him too, my 2 favorites
0:55 bruh the whole crowd jumped 😂
When I first saw the why are you booing me meme I guessed he would sound like this just by his voice
Just met this talented soul last night super humble and down to earth will never forget !
This dude is criminally underrated so funny 😂
"Don't pray for me, make me a sandwich!"
God this was freaking great.
"Thats growing up shit I'm planning out my life" 😂😂
He has great comedic timing
When he said I put my hood up to be extra creepy I spit my water all over my self
0:58 the audience jumped lol
0:55 I love how the crowd jumps lol
Man this set is insane. It all comes together so well !
That's how time works
2:16 is the start of Hannibal Buress's second most important and culturally significant stand up bit.
This guy is a comedic genius. Funny AF! So glad I ran into his stuff.
I love how unstructured his stand up is. He says whatever he thinks will be the funniest at that moment, and it always is.
Hannibal Buress is definitely a rising star
What
He is a star 😡
"Keep going, for keeping it going"
Do you want another one.. lol the way he cut that off was amazing.
His delivery is the best..!😁
Ok the napkin joke was 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
he so slept on , hes hilarious asf 🤣🤣
He always ends off with the best parts😭
his timing is everything
I freaking love his awkwardness!!!
Marry me
👰🏻
And you gotta BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!😁
This is one of my favourite standup sets ever
absolutely 100% correct about not putting napkins in your lap.
Hannibal is the only person I would believe has beef with taxi drivers
"Sometimes when I watch porn I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier"... That is one of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
1:43 is one of the funniest single gestures i've ever seen
you can see the crowd jump when i screams i wasn’t jaggin off