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  • @BL-zi9wb
    @BL-zi9wb 4 роки тому +4064

    Unintentional ASMR videos have millions of views but it's really the same 50 people rewatching it at 2 am over and over again.

    • @Hariswajeeh
      @Hariswajeeh 4 роки тому +89

      Hahahaha u are a badass. i revisit it just for the hilarious comments

    • @Blacklat58
      @Blacklat58 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty much B L

    • @cperez968
      @cperez968 4 роки тому +12

      4am*

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 4 роки тому +7

      Yep, here at 1:52am.

    • @BL-zi9wb
      @BL-zi9wb 4 роки тому

      @@15sixmedia Same man

  • @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes
    @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes 10 місяців тому +256

    Chuck is always the first one at the BBQ to comment "You know it's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity."

    • @Lombardtvv
      @Lombardtvv Місяць тому +5

      Probaly also always says' "Ya havin fun yet?" To the guys at work.

    • @Tsaunders1307
      @Tsaunders1307 25 днів тому

      Haha

    • @gregorybentley5192
      @gregorybentley5192 12 днів тому +1

      Calls his kid “sport”

    • @SupWhazuup
      @SupWhazuup 3 дні тому

      @@gregorybentley5192 Whilst giving him a smirk and a fistbump on his shoulder.

  • @LiveFromCharlotte
    @LiveFromCharlotte 4 роки тому +1191

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen two people more suited for their names.

  • @NegotiableHemingway
    @NegotiableHemingway 5 років тому +1011

    I heard Chuck went into hiding after this video aired. I checked every cigar shop, yacht club, golf clubhouse, sporting goods store and every kids football game in the local area but I still couldn’t find him.

    • @Blacklat58
      @Blacklat58 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @Solontire
      @Solontire 4 роки тому +72

      Have you checked Hooters during their weekday lunch hours?

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon 4 роки тому +12

      Did you try every kids little league game?

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 4 роки тому +48

      I’ve checked guys, nothing! I’ve even been round every casino dumpster to check if he was thrown in by the security for touching the waitresses but I still can’t find him

    • @khansahb-o4e
      @khansahb-o4e 3 роки тому +5

      @@NegotiableHemingway lol holy shit, this is the best comment.

  • @marincav
    @marincav Рік тому +782

    The highlight of Chuck's day is every morning when he puts on his Jack Black Texture Cream and looks in the mirror to tell himself that he's still the man.

    • @havinthangs55
      @havinthangs55 Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂💀💀

    • @east4183
      @east4183 Рік тому +11

      A new gem added to the comments. Amazing 10/10

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Рік тому +30

      He’s the type of guy to point and wink at himself in the mirror and say “You still got it big guy!”

    • @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062
      @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 Рік тому +1

      The highlight of your day; is thinking that you're actually funny, by coming back to this comment section, to see if you have more likes. You and Chuck should hang out.

  • @synapticburn
    @synapticburn 3 роки тому +431

    Don't need to see his feet to know that he's wearing white New Balance sneakers

  • @dodgers175
    @dodgers175 2 роки тому +469

    11 years later Chuck is still calling his son "Champ".

    • @Javiti1986
      @Javiti1986 2 роки тому +23

      "Sport"

    • @vuk87
      @vuk87 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Javiti1986😂😂😂

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 11 місяців тому +1

      I saw Chuck at the grocery store he said hey you greasy little dissapointment wash my fuckin f150 there a fin in for you

  • @TuckerSmith-hr9jv
    @TuckerSmith-hr9jv 4 місяці тому +166

    Chuck is the type of guy who whispers "just gonna sneak by you" when trying to get through

    • @davidbrake609
      @davidbrake609 2 місяці тому +10

      That is insanely accurate😂 and before he says that he says “oop” quickly

    • @TuckerSmith-hr9jv
      @TuckerSmith-hr9jv Місяць тому

      😂​@@davidbrake609

    • @deanwinstonadams7990
      @deanwinstonadams7990 Місяць тому

      Somehow I always end up here with good ol' chuck

  • @samstollar6925
    @samstollar6925 4 роки тому +372

    This video has been there for me when nothing else was. Thank
    you chuck and tammy

    • @Hariswajeeh
      @Hariswajeeh 4 роки тому +24

      This video helped me get out of depression after my girl left me for a baboon

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 2 роки тому

      I used to apply Jack black texture cream directly onto my cock with a rubber chicken until I watched this video and found out the real way to do it. Thanks Tammy

    • @internationalcontractagenc156
      @internationalcontractagenc156 2 роки тому +14

      @@Hariswajeeh I had my legs blown off in Fallujah, when I was laying on the ground bleeding and passing out from shock I watched this video and forgot all about my problems

    • @vince_warfare3143
      @vince_warfare3143 Рік тому

      @@Hariswajeeh I was in ww2 and i got hit by artillery, my legs and arms were torn off but as i watced this video i stood up and walked it off

    • @Hariswajeeh
      @Hariswajeeh Рік тому

      @@vince_warfare3143 🤣🤣🤣

  • @datniggajohnredcorn5433
    @datniggajohnredcorn5433 7 років тому +2382

    "The way you're going to apply this is take a little bit and apply it"
    Thanks.

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 5 років тому +56

      LMAO. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

    • @Fabo100
      @Fabo100 5 років тому +121

      Usually I cut the bottle in half with a chain saw and then eat what's inside so i owe her for this one!

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 5 років тому +21

      Thanks, Tammy.

    • @LS-vl6zd
      @LS-vl6zd 5 років тому +21

      And he kept a straight face

    • @caesarfiorini
      @caesarfiorini 5 років тому +1

      Especially on my peepee ......

  • @oscarcuevas7579
    @oscarcuevas7579 5 років тому +376

    He looks like he used to Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. Back in the 80's. But now he's the assistant Coach at his old High School.

    • @allison20407
      @allison20407 5 років тому +1

      oscar cuevas 😂😂😂

    • @Jckuz1man
      @Jckuz1man 4 роки тому

      oscar cuevas oddly specific

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 місяці тому +3

      Hi can you make my hair look like shredded wheat

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody 4 роки тому +458

    Chuck just came in for a haircut, but is getting roasted...

  • @RowdyLpx
    @RowdyLpx 8 років тому +2296

    they got chuck looking like he got his hands blown off by a grenade in Nam

    • @cnrbsmth
      @cnrbsmth 5 років тому +108

      Honestly the funniest comment Ive ever seen on youtube

    • @Paul-dz7xi
      @Paul-dz7xi 5 років тому +11

      Nam

    • @thetasworld
      @thetasworld 5 років тому +41

      Godamn man it's 3 am and I am laughing my ass off cause of you :D

    • @pioneerjatt93
      @pioneerjatt93 5 років тому +1

      😂😆😂

    • @JackJax44
      @JackJax44 4 роки тому +1

      oh no 😂

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +450

    I come here to read the comments every couple of months

  • @Hariswajeeh
    @Hariswajeeh Рік тому +301

    Here I am.. 10 years later.. So many ups and downs in life. But tammy and chuck make me feel hopeful. When I see a guy get out of a barber shop with more hair, life certainly has hope

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 11 місяців тому +6

      I'm still mad at Chuck. He ruined my 16th birthday and bought me a dodge charger instead of the challenger. It's brand new but I expected everything from my dad. I'm disowning both my parents now you hear me chuck and Tammy!!! All the money you Upper rich class parents make and you can't buy me a dodge challenger? I'm running away from home and got dad's credit card

    • @Hariswajeeh
      @Hariswajeeh 11 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣​@@GeraltOfRivia99

  • @casinoBALTIMORE1
    @casinoBALTIMORE1 8 років тому +939

    These comments are seriously the best on UA-cam

    • @Andarovin
      @Andarovin 6 років тому +11

      They are *surprisingly* good....definitely a dark horse candidate for best on youtube. That is for sure.

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 6 років тому +2

      Including yor one

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 років тому +8

      Unfortunately my top one was deleted because my old channel got suspended... the owner got so mad at me lol

    • @f.a.a.espejel3946
      @f.a.a.espejel3946 6 років тому

      @@panama1942 Why don't you try typing it again? Or which one is it if you already did?

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 років тому +11

      F. A. A. Espejel I wrote it 4 years ago so thats why it had so many likes. It was: A handjob is included afterwards, which is the main reason why this place is called the "male room".

  • @Spainy12
    @Spainy12 5 років тому +1052

    Chuck probably drives a '92 Porsche with racing gloves and never tips the pizza man.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 5 років тому +5

      Spainy12 😂👍🏻

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 5 років тому +41

      he probably wears those racing gloves when he cuts his grass with his john deer mower

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 роки тому +15

      And still wears his old letterman jacket

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 роки тому +12

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 i bet he has one of those "Built Ford Tough" leather jackets

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 роки тому +2

      @@GeraltOfRivia99 where the sleeves are a different color from the rest of the jacket.,

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 3 роки тому +617

    Chuck's hair looks like a campfire that went out 2 days ago

  • @josephwatson4644
    @josephwatson4644 2 роки тому +705

    This guy the only guy in history to leave the barbers with longer hair.

  • @mylifestartsat8k
    @mylifestartsat8k 10 років тому +1940

    If Silvester Stalone and Simon Cowell had a baby together it would be him!

  • @BIGBIRD208
    @BIGBIRD208 3 роки тому +899

    Chuck loves a cigar and a Par 4, adds salt to his steak because his wife doesn’t know how to season, slugs it down with a Bud Light but drinks top shelf whiskey from a decanter that rests in his make shift bar next to his relatively unused pool table, and he adjusts his Rolex whenever one of his subordinate employees questions him.

    • @raylast3873
      @raylast3873 3 роки тому +26

      Salt on Steak can be perfectly legit.
      Goddamit, now I want steak. Good job.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 3 роки тому +35

      Inherited his business from his dad.

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 роки тому +7

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 who thinks Chuck is worthless..

    • @Hoss04-05
      @Hoss04-05 3 роки тому +11

      No rolex, its just gonna be a seiko 5 with the seiko scribbled out and rolex airbrushed on

    • @johnnyslash9033
      @johnnyslash9033 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @3leon306
    @3leon306 5 років тому +533

    his face froze when his 5th grade teacher asked him a math question he had no idea how to answer … same expression ever since

  • @antikoolaid9891
    @antikoolaid9891 7 років тому +3763

    Made him feel so good he didn't even realize his hair still look the same as before he went in.

  • @johnwayne7437
    @johnwayne7437 3 роки тому +141

    As time goes on and life changes, I always come back to this UA-cam classic.

  • @richardweiss326
    @richardweiss326 5 років тому +371

    I came for the ASMR, I stayed for the hilarious comments 😂😂😂

    • @ale8n
      @ale8n 4 роки тому +3

      2020 and do the same

    • @nickcorrelli
      @nickcorrelli 2 роки тому +2

      This has got to be the greatest comment thread in the history of comment threads 😂

    • @blacktallsmart1914
      @blacktallsmart1914 2 роки тому +1

      This comment thread is legendary. What the hell is going on in here 😂

    • @theannouncerdad
      @theannouncerdad Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/n2_itObcHaQ/v-deo.html is another good one

  • @peterspurrell5335
    @peterspurrell5335 7 років тому +806

    Chuck communicates using a series of grunts

    • @zp5718
      @zp5718 6 років тому +16

      You gotta think, how fast can you really respond to someone talking that fast

    • @lacessamino
      @lacessamino 6 років тому +41

      He is really just sitting there like bitch ok just do it. Stop explaining shit to me.

    • @PeterWiernicki
      @PeterWiernicki 6 років тому +3

      Nailed it.

    • @springfieldpervert2736
      @springfieldpervert2736 6 років тому +6

      reminds me of "ran fa li" from gta san andreas. everytime he communicates, it is through grunts XD

  • @east4183
    @east4183 Рік тому +103

    I’m gonna lose track of time in the long run with this video. Hello other random person randomly reading this comment at some point in time, I hope all is well.

  • @darrynpremjit7029
    @darrynpremjit7029 6 років тому +766

    The comment section is gold

    • @Brandon01.
      @Brandon01. 6 років тому +38

      Darryn Premjit I come back here every few months to see the comments. They are so good. Definitely roast master material.

    • @MS-td5zg
      @MS-td5zg 4 роки тому +4

      @@Brandon01. im like you bro😂

    • @shanellewarner6873
      @shanellewarner6873 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 right

    • @michellea9857
      @michellea9857 9 місяців тому

      It’s actually better than the vid

  • @DumpsterFire2048
    @DumpsterFire2048 4 роки тому +1745

    Chuck's facial expressions always look like he just found out his secretary is pregnant with his child while he's on the phone with his wife.

    • @mag-wp6yt
      @mag-wp6yt 3 роки тому +36

      Lmfao😂

    • @kokosowasucza9566
      @kokosowasucza9566 3 роки тому +8

      Actually who is that? Chuck who? I don't know him

    • @Jack-cp3bf
      @Jack-cp3bf 3 роки тому +23

      @@kokosowasucza9566 man dont ya know chuck its THE FAMOUS PERSON at all time! I mean thats Chuck....The brother of chuck norris, the legendary chuck...or maybe its just chuck...

    • @kokosowasucza9566
      @kokosowasucza9566 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jack-cp3bf no. Like i get joke but i really don't know who he is but i want to know

    • @jimmea6317
      @jimmea6317 3 роки тому +6

      @@kokosowasucza9566 feed and sneed

  • @dslf1364
    @dslf1364 4 роки тому +356

    Shit I’m so embarrassed I’ve been putting the texture cream directly in my hair and then rubbing my head on the wall thank you for clarification on how I should put it on

  • @amachin6
    @amachin6 5 років тому +2096

    This guy married his high school sweet heart (head cheerleader, now hates her), owns a ford dealership and has a son who plays quarter back

    • @hughjecoque3515
      @hughjecoque3515 4 роки тому +167

      The father will catch his son getting physical with the one black guy in town that also happens to be on the football team. Being black won't have anything to do with it, but they want to diversify the cast, and break down stereotypes. The father will get drunk as a result and kill someone in a hit and run. The son will witness it, which will be the end of season 1, and the primary story line for season 2.

    • @leecartwright490
      @leecartwright490 4 роки тому +3

      Hugh Jecoque funny

    • @CCscott
      @CCscott 4 роки тому +25

      Wasn’t he busted for money laundering?

    • @ericwade3968
      @ericwade3968 4 роки тому +13

      @@CCscott Big time. Talk about an amazing lawyer he had, did barely anytime locked up. Like 5 years probation.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 роки тому +26

      Inherited said dealership from his father, who was the only boss he ever had.

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 6 років тому +236

    This might be the best comment section i have ever encountered on youtube

  • @stoicvibesonly
    @stoicvibesonly 3 роки тому +455

    This is the kind of guy when you go to Benihana and the chef starts stacking onions, leans over and gives you a little nudge and says "it's showtime"

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 2 роки тому +24

      It's precisely the fact that this is oddly specific that makes it funny lmao, because this really sounds like something imaginable he would say!

    • @jeremysnipes8330
      @jeremysnipes8330 2 роки тому +7

      This is one of the best comments on here. Well done!

    • @DoubleStudentLoans
      @DoubleStudentLoans 2 роки тому

      Audibly lol’d

    • @405scottjohnson
      @405scottjohnson 2 роки тому

      Love benihana

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 місяці тому +1

      Chuck is the type of nigga to go to strip clubs, gets up on stage after 6 beer, pushes a stripper a side steals her pole, rips off his collared button up Hawaiian shirt with flames on it and starts dancing with aviators on saying OH YES LADIES !!! Get it while it's hot this is only happening one mother fuc$in timmmme !

  • @mhmverynice112
    @mhmverynice112 6 років тому +217

    I like to think chuck just came in for a normal haircut

  • @markatkinson167
    @markatkinson167 2 роки тому +169

    We need a chuck 10 year anniversary where are they now special.

    • @HannahBananaBlogger
      @HannahBananaBlogger Рік тому +1

      Yes! We do 😂

    • @HannahBananaBlogger
      @HannahBananaBlogger Рік тому +7

      How long did the extended hair cut last!?

    • @ownagepwnagemaster
      @ownagepwnagemaster Рік тому +2

      theres no way that would be nice no???

    • @Mark43886
      @Mark43886 7 місяців тому +4

      @@HannahBananaBloggerRumor has it Chuck is only packing 4 inches, which for Tammy who can take 9 inches with ease, is quite the let down. 😢

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Mark43886I heard chuck is a fudge packer now because he's only 4 inches

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 2 роки тому +330

    I don’t think Chuck’s hair can possibly go into another style

    • @kelloggscuts1820
      @kelloggscuts1820 Рік тому +7

      Coming from myself as a barber, it actually looks like it couldn’t unless he grew it out super long.. he has VERY stubborn hair

    • @kelloggscuts1820
      @kelloggscuts1820 Рік тому +1

      @@ramenlover1727 yeah all 3 of the hairs on my head 😂

    • @modern_memory
      @modern_memory Рік тому +6

      I believe in some circles this hairstyle is known as 'The Hedgehog".

    • @mkendall8393
      @mkendall8393 Рік тому +2

      Tammy running her hands through his hair as she glances down to below her tummy “this seems strangely familiar”

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 11 місяців тому +7

      He has 2 options 1 short hair hedgehog which I've never seen this hair style before until our boy chuck here dazzled us it's Like his hair is made of carpet. He can grow it out and it will look like super sayan 3 gokus hair. There's only 2 options this man has. Chuck don't let this get you down you literally have a belt sander on your head if you need to sharpen some tools for little Dylans homework project you can rub them on top of your head and sharpen them FREE of cost. CHUCK!!!!

  • @sunnyvalejedi
    @sunnyvalejedi 8 років тому +593

    "I'd like the hedgehog cut, please."

  • @OfficialJamieBrown
    @OfficialJamieBrown 6 років тому +3813

    This dude owns a boat and calls his son "sport"

    • @josephf426
      @josephf426 6 років тому +30

      Jamie Brown i agree

    • @Paches92-
      @Paches92- 6 років тому +210

      Or champ

    • @Brandon01.
      @Brandon01. 6 років тому +107

      Been going on 3 minutes of gut busting laughter from that comment. Its too accurate.

    • @p4ul1010
      @p4ul1010 6 років тому +41

      I cant stop laughing

    • @xxxilluminate5754
      @xxxilluminate5754 6 років тому +30

      Digitalbumpin How do you know? He might be a loser who spends all his sons trust funds on late night poker with his lads

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 3 роки тому +699

    Mock her all you want, but on Friday nights after a few shots of Patrón down at the Leepin’ Lizard Karaoke Bar, Tammy belts the most astounding cover of “What About Love?” by *Heart* you’ve ever heard.

    • @hoovercamaro
      @hoovercamaro 2 роки тому +15

      She looks more like a Dixie Chicks type of gal

    • @willhealy3653
      @willhealy3653 2 роки тому +25

      I almost died laughing at this one.

    • @bassinwithbuck4955
      @bassinwithbuck4955 2 роки тому +7

      I just sharted from laughing lol

    • @QuasiTraction
      @QuasiTraction 2 роки тому +5

      Meh..sounds possible, but we need evidence. 🤔

    • @bigd6169
      @bigd6169 2 роки тому +2

      You are too funny for that one 😂😂

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 6 років тому +669

    Chuck drives a company leased Tahoe, has a son named Bryson and a daughter named Elise, and is married to Lynn who has the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut. And when the line gets longer at Applebee's behind him, he says. "Looks like we got here just in time."

    • @austincottrell5122
      @austincottrell5122 6 років тому +23

      BRYSON BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 5 років тому +35

      the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut
      I believe that's called the "Karen." Also, a flock of Karens is most commonly called a complaint, as in a complaint of Karens.

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 5 років тому

      Don't give up your day job.

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 5 років тому +25

      @@toddjones7919 What are you talking about? That's classic.

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 5 років тому

      @@Beau74 No, that sucks.

  • @ojdiditagain35
    @ojdiditagain35 8 років тому +289

    I watch this every single night to get my asmr going

    • @laurarizik3225
      @laurarizik3225 7 років тому +1

      Jesse Martinez yaaassss

    • @Lena-sf8pt
      @Lena-sf8pt 6 років тому +1

      Is that what they call it nowadays?

    • @mgtow6683
      @mgtow6683 6 років тому +1

      The foot massage ASMR videos & Nyquil does it for me. I sleep well at night.

    • @east4183
      @east4183 2 роки тому

      To this day yessss sirrrr

  • @loafuscrambuckle
    @loafuscrambuckle 2 роки тому +701

    I've enjoyed watching people roast the hell out of chuck and tammy since I found this video in 2015.

    • @ghostnoodles
      @ghostnoodles 2 роки тому +9

      Same here brother :)

    • @ghostnoodles
      @ghostnoodles 2 роки тому +4

      Is there like a Playlist of videos like this with people roasting the hell out of seemingly innocuous people like Chuck?

    • @s1dew1nd3r4
      @s1dew1nd3r4 2 роки тому +5

      man i am exactly the same, i come back every now and again for an update - its fecking tremendous stuff!

    • @isabelramos7754
      @isabelramos7754 2 роки тому +2

      Omg!! Same 😂 😭

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu 2 роки тому

      Carpet head Chuck and chubby cheeks, no chin Tammy

  • @arvind-venkat
    @arvind-venkat 5 років тому +899

    *"The way I'm cutting your hair... I'm using a scissor over comb technique."*
    Thanks. Until now, I used to get my hair cut with a chainsaw.

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon 4 роки тому +30

      The fact that she called it a “technique”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrAllen-fv9cj
      @MrAllen-fv9cj 4 роки тому +35

      Guys name is Chuck Murray, and he lives in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's originally from NY and is a Mets and Bills fan, and drives an Audi. He enjoys woodworking, traveling, golfing, and watching movies.
      She is Tammy L Jackson, lives in Birmingham and still works at The Male Room in Birmingham . From her few Facebook photos, she is miserable and hates going in to work.

    • @Hariswajeeh
      @Hariswajeeh 4 роки тому +18

      @@MrAllen-fv9cj this is the tenth time i am seeing your comment.. are u Chuck's relative?

    • @imbrogo01
      @imbrogo01 4 роки тому +3

      I use a nuke anybody else

    • @Hariswajeeh
      @Hariswajeeh 4 роки тому +3

      @@imbrogo01 i use two potatoes with a butchers knife hidden in them... Then i apply a mixture of turpentine blended in petrol.The way i apply is that i put some of the oil in my hand like this, and then apply on my hair..

  • @deeta7014
    @deeta7014 4 роки тому +369

    “Beth’s going to come over and go down on you”

  • @nocoiner3236
    @nocoiner3236 3 роки тому +678

    I don’t think I’ll ever stop watching this video in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep. It’s my dirty little secret

  • @Paul-dz7xi
    @Paul-dz7xi 7 років тому +370

    Chuck = Sicilian Mafia Hitman / Tammy = Hell's Angels "Mama"

    • @ahaykal9357
      @ahaykal9357 6 років тому +10

      that hells angels is so true lmao

    • @feliscatchaus
      @feliscatchaus 5 років тому +6

      Her boob tattoo of a pig with horns says it all.

  • @tommy123333
    @tommy123333 7 років тому +393

    He looks like a henchman from an 80s action movie

  • @nickcorrelli
    @nickcorrelli 2 роки тому +473

    Little does Tamy know that she created the single greatest promotional video for a barber shop the world has ever known.

    • @renyvega4432
      @renyvega4432 Рік тому +18

      Millions of views but horrible comments (attacking her for no reason 😂) what a pleasant surprise

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Рік тому +1

      @@renyvega4432 meh comment

    • @kid5042
      @kid5042 Рік тому +5

      @@utguy381 L

    • @renyvega4432
      @renyvega4432 Рік тому

      @@utguy381I hope your family suffers the greatest loss possible

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Рік тому

      @@kid5042 L? Tell me more about yourself

  • @DharmaTechster
    @DharmaTechster 6 років тому +304

    This guy has about as much personality as a brand new pair of white socks.

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 3 роки тому +6

      Truth.

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 2 роки тому

      His personality is as insipid as a baseball ⚾.

    • @HelenBellen123
      @HelenBellen123 Рік тому +14

      I think he's just shell-shocked. He went in for a short back and sides and Tammy made it sound so complicated that he thought a lobotomy would have been easier.

  • @MultiHemlock
    @MultiHemlock 3 роки тому +333

    Tammy: "We're gonna look at the way your hair grows "
    Chuck : " Usually out from the top of my head. Thanks Tammy "

  • @spikeobama5572
    @spikeobama5572 4 роки тому +394

    Glad to see that Chuck and Tammy are still being fried in these comments 9 years later lol

  • @kingshacklebolt
    @kingshacklebolt 7 років тому +953

    Chuck has the "I'm still calling the police" haircut.

  • @GhostRuffle
    @GhostRuffle 6 років тому +90

    anyone else still here??? this is the best unintentional asmr out there

    • @Uncl3Dolan
      @Uncl3Dolan 5 років тому +2

      Most def my brother I watch this nearly every day.

    • @javibarmor87
      @javibarmor87 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @javibarmor87
      @javibarmor87 5 років тому

      Jay Caldwell we might be

    • @tamaraprice5388
      @tamaraprice5388 5 років тому +1

      Ghost Ruffle I watch this several times at night, every night....gives me tingles watching the neck and hand massage, and neck shaving

    • @db0857
      @db0857 5 років тому

      Same here

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 3 роки тому +136

    Tammy looks like she drives a Pontiac Sunfire. It's an 01 but she keeps it clean

    • @Reddog794
      @Reddog794 3 роки тому +4

      I was guessing 2dr Mazda protege.

    • @teewoods9846
      @teewoods9846 3 роки тому +2

      hilarious.

    • @jrouillard44
      @jrouillard44 3 роки тому +5

      Such an underrated comment lmao

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 2 роки тому +4

      Tammy got the car as a gift for graduating cosmetology School. Goes to the place that washes cars by hand Oh yeah she keeps it nice.

    • @jacksongay6848
      @jacksongay6848 2 роки тому +1

      More of an Altima type

  • @Polo_Bear
    @Polo_Bear 7 років тому +1936

    Straight up this guy looks like he Cheats on his wife with the hairdresser, neglects his son because he isn't great at sports, plays golf on the weekend to escape the wife, has a best friend named Robert but everyone calls him Bob, Gets angry when there isn't beer in the fridge, plays poker and loses a lot of money doing it, wears a suit that's way too big for him, one off visits to the strip club and drives some just above average sports car.... and uses terms like sports car.

  • @parkerbolles941
    @parkerbolles941 3 роки тому +111

    You just know Chuck has a killer basement bar where he “entertains”

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 місяці тому +1

      All the college chicks want a peice of his yacht and Cuban cigars. There looking for a new daddy chuck can real them in.

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 3 роки тому +124

    Chuck's hair looks like the static on your tv when the cable goes out

  • @danielconnor8742
    @danielconnor8742 3 роки тому +73

    I cried last night....to these comments and how chuck let somebody wrap his hands in grocery bags, and didn’t even get a haircut...

    • @malrose
      @malrose 3 роки тому +5

      I read "to these comments and how Chuck let somebody wrap his HEAD in grocery bags". When I tell you I lost it!

    • @LS-vl6zd
      @LS-vl6zd Рік тому

      Haha

  • @Henry-rd7eg
    @Henry-rd7eg 7 років тому +292

    Rocky's long lost brother pebble

  • @SemCountyCaveDiver
    @SemCountyCaveDiver 4 роки тому +89

    Chuck went to Florida State, wears penny loafers with no socks, screams obscenities at the umpire at his kid’s little league games, and when he goes to a friend’s house and the friend asks if he’d like anything to drink, he says, “I’ll have a brewski.”

  • @craigorybeefinstein3049
    @craigorybeefinstein3049 6 років тому +1450

    Everything Chuck says during his time at priority male.
    Hi Tammy
    Ok sounds great
    Ok
    Ok
    Awesome
    Mmmhmmm
    Ok
    Mmmhmmm
    Ok
    Ok
    Sure
    Ok
    Ok
    Ok
    Very nice

    • @Jckuz1man
      @Jckuz1man 6 років тому +54

      Craigory Beefinstein you deserve top comment

    • @M3ntok
      @M3ntok 6 років тому +30

      can we get some time stamps please :p

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 6 років тому +27

      True but kinda hard when she's talking fast af and he's just trying to relax

    • @ResidentOfTheAbyss
      @ResidentOfTheAbyss 6 років тому +7

      Craigory Beefinstein I lol’d so freakin’ hard on this comment!

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 5 років тому +14

      And chuck is thinking Tammy please massage crotch, wife sucks at it.

  • @jzf6458
    @jzf6458 6 років тому +101

    Still has his old high school Letterman jacket & puts it on when he gets drunk on weekends.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 роки тому +15

      And tells his teenage sons friends how far he could throw a ball back in 82, would have gone pro if not for his bad shoulder.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 4 роки тому +8

      And always tells the story of how he hit a hole in one back in ‘97 and has a box of cigars in his top draw of his office desk at the second hand car dealership

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 роки тому +1

      @@NegotiableHemingway That's probably true Hemingway.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 4 роки тому +2

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 NON negotiable

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 роки тому +1

      @@NegotiableHemingway and don't forget he inherited said 2nd hand car dealership from his daddy too.

  • @kevooohmygawd9578
    @kevooohmygawd9578 4 роки тому +163

    He looks like he screams at his dog whenever he gets drunk

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 3 роки тому +13

      "Why can't you ever amount to Anything!?"

    • @SophieBailey-f6m
      @SophieBailey-f6m 11 місяців тому

      Woefully underrated comment

  • @79goldmaster1
    @79goldmaster1 8 років тому +491

    I believe the guy owns the shop. Probably bowls every week, drives a fancy SUV, has 2 kids, divorced, and is trying to date one of the girls.

    • @theannouncerdad
      @theannouncerdad 7 років тому +48

      79goldmaster1 guaranteed he beats his wife and voted for Trump.

    • @79goldmaster1
      @79goldmaster1 7 років тому +4

      LOL

    • @beyondonethousand
      @beyondonethousand 7 років тому +24

      Charles Hines
      He is an elitist and voted for that heifer Hillary. If he voted for Trump he'd be in a real man's barbershop. You'd probably go to this cathouse.

    • @chuckhamilton2307
      @chuckhamilton2307 7 років тому +4

      Fuck you guys

    • @79goldmaster1
      @79goldmaster1 7 років тому +9

      Chuck, is that you ??

  • @reido82
    @reido82 7 років тому +162

    Hi, I'd like a haircut that says "I own a yacht and golf clubs".

    • @bryanzuniga3464
      @bryanzuniga3464 4 роки тому +1

      But I only own an Rc speedboat and I play mini-golf

    • @michaelsladnick5482
      @michaelsladnick5482 4 роки тому

      That's not the haircut of someone who owns a yacht.
      You need to be a multi-millionaire to even consider getting a yacht.

  • @cdfree3
    @cdfree3 4 роки тому +68

    Where’s the guy who said, “his hair look like a carpet?” I used to revisit this just for that comment.

  • @HenryJPB
    @HenryJPB 8 років тому +207

    Chuck looks like a PGA Tour Golf player

  • @4gags
    @4gags 5 років тому +174

    Steps for applying Jack Black Texture Cream TM:
    1.) put in hands
    2.) apply to hair

    • @jaredbarton6161
      @jaredbarton6161 4 роки тому +23

      YOU FORGOT TO RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

    • @THOMASCOLTON1
      @THOMASCOLTON1 4 роки тому

      Put mine on Cat

    • @4gags
      @4gags 4 роки тому +3

      Jared Barton damn how could I forget a third of the steps!

    • @SuzyBenz
      @SuzyBenz 3 роки тому +1

      Omh laughing so much

    • @Trollyaccount
      @Trollyaccount 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂 Ok 👌

  • @willjackson4982
    @willjackson4982 2 роки тому +44

    Been waiting on the Male room to post another video for 10
    Years

  • @bonelegs5519
    @bonelegs5519 7 років тому +238

    Chuck, age 52, claims to have hit a hole in one on hole 6, doesn't know what exactly what he's got himself into but goes with the flow

  • @purpleminion6290
    @purpleminion6290 8 років тому +183

    Do we really need step by step instruction on how to apply hair gel?

    • @orlanskimer
      @orlanskimer 5 років тому +24

      Step 1. Put a little bit in your hands
      Step 2. Rub your hands together
      Step 3. Apply to your hair

    • @Muahaha651
      @Muahaha651 5 років тому +8

      Orlando Mendez shit i was always doing it backwards

    • @jamessamos7543
      @jamessamos7543 5 років тому +1

      @@Muahaha651 Thats gold Jerry Gold!

    • @Muahaha651
      @Muahaha651 5 років тому

      james samos ahh good ol Seinfeld

  • @humboldtreads8291
    @humboldtreads8291 3 роки тому +92

    When Tammy says, "Hi Chuck I'm Tammy...." The look on his face says, "Oh fuck....Tammy from high school!" 😂

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 місяці тому +1

      He's looking at her like okay I remember us humping at a highschool New year's party and I cummed on the hosts mother's pillow because I pulled out

  • @Takumifujiwara1337-z5r
    @Takumifujiwara1337-z5r 5 років тому +126

    He's definitely the coach of the losing team in his State's local tournament finals. Organizes a lot of barbecues and has a daughter called Christie.

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 роки тому +8

      Kristie

    • @creationlabsinc.189
      @creationlabsinc.189 2 роки тому

      @@Johnbartheart potatoe patato. Who cares

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 Рік тому +2

      @@creationlabsinc.189 Don't be a buzzkill, dude

    • @Blyndtyger76
      @Blyndtyger76 Рік тому

      Ha! That's how I spell my name. Christie

  • @TheZerokool187
    @TheZerokool187 6 років тому +93

    “ I want the bada bing look “

    • @markg.4246
      @markg.4246 5 років тому

      That’s more hilarious than the one I already said was hilarious!!

    • @TheZerokool187
      @TheZerokool187 4 роки тому

      Mark G. ?

  • @eddiemalvin
    @eddiemalvin 3 роки тому +85

    One major downside to the paraffin wax treatment is that it will mask his trademark cigar and pepperoni scent.

  • @williejamehufff3125
    @williejamehufff3125 7 років тому +67

    "Janet here is going to give you one of our complimentary reach arounds with our patented Jack Black massage oil"

  • @Grah-pj1rs
    @Grah-pj1rs 5 років тому +320

    Chuck got the “ I’m not racist I just don’t like em” haircut

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming 4 роки тому +1

      @Corvo@AZ anyone whos not white

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming 4 роки тому

      @Corvo@AZ black and spanish also

    • @NhatHuyNg
      @NhatHuyNg 4 роки тому +1

      @@Wil401Gaming LOL most spanish are white, moron.

  • @lorenzovegar
    @lorenzovegar 3 роки тому +193

    We getting a Chuck and Tammy 10th year anniversary reunion ??!??

  • @not6709
    @not6709 5 років тому +140

    2:22 Just so she doesn't forget her name.

    • @chax2004
      @chax2004 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrVic-qu9qh
      @MrVic-qu9qh 4 роки тому

      They probably tell you who your hairdresser is so then you'll just read the cards to find them.

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 3 роки тому +1

      Omg savage lol

  • @nickblaze4066
    @nickblaze4066 3 місяці тому +271

    Who's here in 2024?

  • @sunspot5
    @sunspot5 3 роки тому +78

    0:28 Did this guy just say “Okay” and “That’s great” without moving his lips?

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 3 роки тому +9

      Well Tammy wasn't moving her lips either, so clearly there is a conspiracy afoot here

  • @wyattward62
    @wyattward62 2 роки тому +46

    Chuck definitely came in the barber shop and was told he could get his cut for free if he let them record this promo vid, then he says “free! That’s my favorite f word”

  • @bucksboyblue
    @bucksboyblue Рік тому +155

    "The way you're going to apply the hair gel to your hair is to put some in your hands, rub your hands together and apply it to your hair". Thanks Tammy, I'd never have figured that out on my own!

    • @brianwatson3581
      @brianwatson3581 Рік тому +3

      GOOD CATCH!!! LMAO! 😂

    • @angel.rios90
      @angel.rios90 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 Рік тому +6

      The only other way to do it would be squeeze the product directly out of the tube and onto the scalp.

    • @33lollapalooza
      @33lollapalooza Рік тому +5

      "The way I'm cutting your hair is a scissor over comb technique" lol

    • @imusama1876
      @imusama1876 11 місяців тому +3

      My favorite part of the video lmao

  • @zadigthejasp
    @zadigthejasp 11 днів тому +5

    chucks favorite food might be lasagna because one of his ancestors was from sicily

  • @indazone1
    @indazone1 6 років тому +191

    I bet he’s a manager that says “Think Outside The Box” on a daily basis.

  • @mijles
    @mijles 7 років тому +1845

    They both look like they were bullies in high school.

    • @user-le5uc3hw2d
      @user-le5uc3hw2d 6 років тому +18

      mijles bullies or bullied?

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 6 років тому +6

      Lmfao

    • @mijles
      @mijles 6 років тому +8

      bullies 8-)

    • @ashtonc1
      @ashtonc1 5 років тому +69

      Tammy for sure was a bully. Probably isn’t laughing anymore since she’s a hairdresser now.

    • @JM-wh1lv
      @JM-wh1lv 5 років тому +45

      @@ashtonc1 hairdresser isn't a horrible job

  • @natescheider5983
    @natescheider5983 4 роки тому +41

    He for sure says “ get these away from me” after eating 3/4 bag of chips.

    • @meriena
      @meriena 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @CallMeConstantine
      @CallMeConstantine Рік тому

      I have been dying rapidly over these comments but for no good reason whatsoever, this just sent me to hell and brought me back to life so I could die again and again.

  • @Airbender19
    @Airbender19 6 років тому +56

    My boy looks like hes about to take a morning jog through Philly.

  • @Andarovin
    @Andarovin 10 років тому +85

    Yes, I'll take the 'Sonic the hedgehog' cut please.

  • @harveyblandon9673
    @harveyblandon9673 4 роки тому +113

    Say what you want about chuck, but his hairline has not staggered

    • @frankvonfrauner
      @frankvonfrauner 4 роки тому +25

      It's glorious. Everything about this video is mocked and roasted except for the thickness and impressiveness of Chuck's mane

    • @lalogoat949
      @lalogoat949 3 роки тому +4

      Im 21 and goin bald already smh

  • @NYCrazyRob
    @NYCrazyRob 7 років тому +164

    Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinski

  • @AndyGinny1
    @AndyGinny1 5 років тому +69

    This thread of comments are the funniest I've ever read on the internet hands down!

  • @Ryan-uy1cp
    @Ryan-uy1cp 3 роки тому +36

    “So to apply the wax… all you do is put a small amount on the hands… rub them together & apply to the hair” revolutionary!

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 2 роки тому +3

      Chuck: "I've been using hair gel since the 5th grade, thanks Tammy. "

    • @modern_memory
      @modern_memory Рік тому

      Which hair? Nose? Ass? Details I need details...

    • @vuk87
      @vuk87 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @TheSpacersChoiceShill
    @TheSpacersChoiceShill 7 років тому +112

    He definitely owns a beeper emporium.

  • @edwardthatch901
    @edwardthatch901 6 років тому +12

    She's amazing, her voice is so calm and relaxed....big hugs!!

  • @not6709
    @not6709 3 роки тому +72

    Barber: How would you like your haircut?
    Client: The HedgeHog
    Barber: Say no more

  • @theregistermee
    @theregistermee 8 років тому +177

    Can we get an uncut version or a new FULL video?

  • @bcm3938
    @bcm3938 10 років тому +331

    i need to steal this guys hair stem cells for cloning

    • @danf8047
      @danf8047 10 років тому +45

      I was thinking the same, dude's got awesome hair

    • @Levat1k
      @Levat1k 7 років тому +7

      Ugly hair, thick af

    • @Levat1k
      @Levat1k 7 років тому +1

      +Jack the guy thinks it looks awesome 🙃

    • @datniggajohnredcorn5433
      @datniggajohnredcorn5433 7 років тому +2

      Stem cells come from umbilical cords lol

    • @blaineporter4340
      @blaineporter4340 7 років тому

      Dat Nigga John Redcorn embryos

  • @lazytownie6627
    @lazytownie6627 3 роки тому +36

    Chuck with the "i don't dislike them, just don't want them around me" convertible top down haircut

  • @TheGa011
    @TheGa011 2 роки тому +12

    Found this video 6 years ago can’t believe it still has me coming back after all these years