"It's the world's first AAAA gaming device. Why did we choose to call it that? Because that's sound you will all make when we tell you the price. Fuck all of you. You'll buy it anyways." The greatest sales pitch ever.
The lack of a disc drive is a direct attack on the ability for people to OWN the games they purchase. Digital downloads can be deleted at the corporations whim, cannot be resold, and have far less overhead but sell for the same price. Don't support any gaming initiative to digitalize gaming. Physical discs matter, and the only way that these megacorporations will respect the customer is if we vote with our wallets. Do NOT buy any console that does not support physical gaming media. Send the PS5 pro the way we sent Stadia. Into its shameful grave early.
Have you tried not being under a corporation's thumb by just moving to PC and doing whatever the hell you want ? A disc is just a storage device and if sony, microsoft or nintendo don't want you playing a game all it takes is one software update and that disc will be a paper weight. Physical Pc games hasn't been a thing for like 15 years and out of all platforms we have the most control over our games.
@@TheHeroBleeder Possible at least to some degree. Not that they would themselves, it's risky and not exactly legal. But a piece of information and some outside help goes a long way. You think Sony just decided to skip the middle man? Maybe. But TSMC and the price of silicium waffers certainly didn't help.
Funny you say that, because if I remember, that’s more or less what they were saying around the ps4 launch, adverting the lack if crossplay as an actual feature
Oooh, a sony exec is still a sony exec even in a blog post apology. Grant us games, grant… us… GAMES… Will you lift us into good graces, as you did for the Vacuous Pete in that boardroom?
Sold seperately. 😂 I will be buying it, and trading in my launch PS5 (that took 2 years to get at MSRP) for a discounted price. I have PSVR2 and don't mind less slow down in some of my games...
"No really we have no idea. Our Engineers swear they put one on the thing but when they came off the assembly line they were just gone. We're just as confused as you are"
"Also, don't forget you need 1 year of ps plus for the low price of $350 for 1 year of essential, but if you're not lame then you'll want the extra extra tier for $1,000 which will also allow you to play ps1 games. Whoopty doo!" -probably also sony by that point with the way things are going.
@@darkzefer9160yeah the funny part is that people are buying them despite the fact they aren't even out of stock. Imagine paying a scalper simply because you decided to not go to a local store
These videos NEVER fall short. Fucking gold. Please post these more about anything. I dont even use ps5 but i shed laugh tears and got pissed like i do
I mean the ps1 was a machine with multi hour games that most needed a memory card to continue playing and it was sold seperately and people still baught it.
People always mock the underpowered nature of the Switch. But why did it have such longevity? Because Nintendo kept putting out a steady stream of games. Games People REALLY wanted to play.
@@ExtraordinaryFate “For Sony fanboys truer words have never been spoken’ Fixed it for you my child in cuckoldry! How’s your girl? Still with that trash
@@RAAAHUM I mean by the way he said the vid was perfect for him, it sounded like he was dissatisfied during the PS2 era, which is hard to understand why.
"Tomorow, we sell them a console with no games!" Yeah, you already do that. When the ps5 came out, it had 1 and a half games that i was interested in playing, so i saved my money
@@CrimRui Last of us 2 is a ps4 game, Rangarok and Forbidden West were cross gen leaving only Marvel's Spider-Man 2 or better known as the game with Mary Jaw
I love the implication that they were going to include a disk drive but snorted so much coke that they forgot where they put it so just left it out instead.
Skeletor and Cobra Commander snorting fat lines of coke while making the PS5 Pro is just a magically evil thing.
I see it more as Angry Joe’s Corporate commander.
Its the crossover we didnt know we needed 😂
"Welcome to Sony! We make games, I think!"
Snorts line of coke
"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN APE ESCAPE!?!"
Is skeletor doing this so Bungie can have money for Destiny 2?
I need a crossover with Starscream now.
"The future of Sony is going places. Not far, but places"
Brilliant
I want that bumper sticker
possibly backwards
That shit got me lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
3:20 *”FACK* you, our sweatshop workers produce top-quality plastic stands!”
More like 3:19
Cobra as CEO, Skeletor as press, and probably Megatron as lead designer.
Shredder as HR?
Peter Griffin: "Shut up, Meg". Lol
Mumm Ra as the beta tester.
Foot Soldiers were ones who built the PS5 pro.
That is perfect. With his mastery with technology.
Frieza will handle Marketing
"It's the world's first AAAA gaming device. Why did we choose to call it that? Because that's sound you will all make when we tell you the price. Fuck all of you. You'll buy it anyways." The greatest sales pitch ever.
and horrifyingly accurate...
It is like Sony watched Disney screw their customers and said "Hold my beer!"
it sad how true that is
Well I wasn’t gonna buy it but after that…I’LL TAKE 20
“Two thousand dollars from your local scalper.”
The lack of a disc drive is a direct attack on the ability for people to OWN the games they purchase. Digital downloads can be deleted at the corporations whim, cannot be resold, and have far less overhead but sell for the same price.
Don't support any gaming initiative to digitalize gaming. Physical discs matter, and the only way that these megacorporations will respect the customer is if we vote with our wallets. Do NOT buy any console that does not support physical gaming media. Send the PS5 pro the way we sent Stadia. Into its shameful grave early.
100% agree. This should be top comment!
Have you tried not being under a corporation's thumb by just moving to PC and doing whatever the hell you want ?
A disc is just a storage device and if sony, microsoft or nintendo don't want you playing a game all it takes is one software update and that disc will be a paper weight. Physical Pc games hasn't been a thing for like 15 years and out of all platforms we have the most control over our games.
@@AsshatRSA Don't upgrade the system. Done. Also, many only games for PC are disappearing. If they want, they can wipe games away.
@@AsshatRSAif you have a physical copy of a game there will always be a way to play it. It's just a matter of how far are you willing to go
I dont wanna go far. As a matter of fact. I dont wanna stand up to swap discs. Go digital lol
Even Skeletor is branching out now?! We’re cooked
my first thought exactly, we are in the dark below ages frfr
Naw good, he deserves better then destiny
i dont blame him for what happen to d2
@@thatwarlock7512 warframe ref?
@@punchline1729 destiny 1 dlc 1 reference, but to each their own
"$2,000 from your local scalper" 😂😂😂
@@JohnWickBabaYaga556 2032
They actually showed Sony how much some were willing to pay....
Laughable?? Sure.
Some people actually buying it from a scalper at the price??
I'd say Highly Probable.
You want to know who I think actually scalped all the PS5? Sony employees
@@TheHeroBleeder Possible at least to some degree. Not that they would themselves, it's risky and not exactly legal. But a piece of information and some outside help goes a long way. You think Sony just decided to skip the middle man? Maybe. But TSMC and the price of silicium waffers certainly didn't help.
"A missing feature is still a feature!"
- Sony
Funny you say that, because if I remember, that’s more or less what they were saying around the ps4 launch, adverting the lack if crossplay as an actual feature
Schrodinger's feature
The fact that HE-MAN standing with the crowd is probably the worst thing Skeletor have to deal with and it’s hilarious.
And he's standing in for Red Shirt Guy! "Is this an out of season April Fools joke?"
That was the day he held aloft his magic sword and said . . .
@@Piano218-zzz"when's parappa the rapper 3 coming out"
“Fuck all of you, you’ll buy it anyway”, is the definition of the year 2024.
It's funny because it's true
Eventually they’ll get tired of asking and try pressuring us into buying shit like this
@@AlexofZippo sadly there are way too many paypigs who will buy this
Maybe Sony can make some money suing Nvidia when they inevitably try to steal their motto when they announce the prices for the RTX5090
Nah money would be more well spent on PC upgrades and cheaper.
4:31 That "Cobraaaa" sounded maniacal and personal.
Very personal lol
It’s his battle cry
"We heard your cries for games...."
*BLOODBORNE 2!!*
"....and we decided to ignore them." 😂😂😂😂😂
Skeletor… or some say Skeletosm…
Do you hear our prayers?
Grant us games, grant… us… GAMES…
No one can stop us, no one can stop us now!!!
Grant us games, grant… us… GAMES…
Grant us good games to lift us out of our beastly slop games.
AAAAAAAHAHHHAH HAHA HAHAAAA!!!!!
Oooh, a sony exec is still a sony exec even in a blog post apology.
Grant us games, grant… us… GAMES…
Will you lift us into good graces, as you did for the Vacuous Pete in that boardroom?
“Oh Sony! Oh Sony!
Have mercy on the poor bastards!”
It's not up to Sony if Bloodborne 2 gets made. Fromsoftware choose to do Eldon ring and they probably wouldn't go back now.
“Holy Fucking Shit Where Is The Disc Drive?
We Don’t Know.” 💀
😂
Sold seperately. 😂 I will be buying it, and trading in my launch PS5 (that took 2 years to get at MSRP) for a discounted price. I have PSVR2 and don't mind less slow down in some of my games...
Vote Trump
"No really we have no idea. Our Engineers swear they put one on the thing but when they came off the assembly line they were just gone. We're just as confused as you are"
@@danielhernandez526 disc drive is disappear 😜🤣🤣🤣
@@a-head1 one can get the optical drive attachment. Some people regretted having the digital only PS5, so Sony has it sold seperate.
“Fuck all of you, you will buy it anyway” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These are facts tho, remember the internet is about whining, not actually following through with things 😂😂
I mean if I’m going from a ps4 pro
This isn't even parody.
Who says this was a parody?
@@whiteshadow619 the PR team
It's the true rope.
Canon 🙌
This is just objectively true
"Where's Bloodborne 2"
That made me both sad and violently angry at the same time.
I don’t play blood-borne, but I love your comment😂
Don't worry; Bloodborne's player base is porting the game to PC. For free. I guess we can make Bloodborne 2 as a mod now.
Skeletor helped finance the recent 'Boarderlands' movie.
Or the Bloodborne remaster... the ONE remaster everyone has been asking for forever.
Gavin Newsome is unavailable at the moment to do the player character motion capture modeling, so it’s been delayed.
0:12 I haven't played console in 15 years but that was funny AF. 😂
I play consoles and its still funny asf
I've come to acknowledge that Skeletor spits facts 99% of the time.
Minecraft pushing PS5 console to the limits lmfaoooooo
The other 1% is him delivering scathing world class roasts
@@rogehmarbi That affect everyone but Heman.
Dude may have skeleton face, but he wont lie
@@user_kH9bw3ns1 i was expecting they would put a video from the movie for the joke
The “Play has Limits” ad was pretty clever ngl.
I just realised that!
What they don’t realize is Pay has its limits
Where the disc drive we don’t know 0:48 😂
I spent so much time laughing at Skeletor I forgot he was actually a villain
That was his plan, lull you into a false sense of security.
That's exactly what makes 80s cartoon villains charming haha
He's the people's villain. Snarky, and more relatable than most kids realized he would be by the time they became adults!
"Holy fucking shit, where is the disc drive?"
"We don't know"
Best presentation ever😂
We don't know...🤣🤣🤣👍
Followed by the lines of coke 😂
"The first thing you will notice is the LACK of features" @0:37 is so true and MADDENING!
That FACK YOU at 3:19 was perfect
Made me giggle 😅
@@pandasaurusb.c.6047Same
Ten years from now:
"Here it is: the PS6 Next!"
"Uh... that's the motherboard... where's the shell?"
"You have to buy it separately!"
What you mentioned is what is called a PC.
@@Linkwii64 As the video says: at this point, why buying this over a PC?
FFS don't give Sony ideas 😂 for they May put them to good use
"Also, don't forget you need 1 year of ps plus for the low price of $350 for 1 year of essential, but if you're not lame then you'll want the extra extra tier for $1,000 which will also allow you to play ps1 games. Whoopty doo!"
-probably also sony by that point with the way things are going.
PSN is about to be $100 a year I bet and they will likely come out with a $350 controller since the console costs $700 now.
Nintendo: "The Switch successor is not $700!"
Everyone: "shut up and take my money."
Sony: "oh shit."
You may be wondering:
“Holy fucking shit, where the fuck is the disc drive?”
…We don’t know.
Couldn’t stop laughing
0:41
That "COBRAAAA!" At the end, did me in... LOL.
3:09 - MMHM MMMM 😂😂
2000 dollars from your local scalpers!😂😂😂😂
Nah, Sony scalped their PS5 Pro so good the scalpers aint gonna get good profit off of scalping them.
Disc drives are already scalped at $120.
@@vruxdrossgamingjesus already?
@@darkzefer9160yeah the funny part is that people are buying them despite the fact they aren't even out of stock. Imagine paying a scalper simply because you decided to not go to a local store
It's gonna get way worse
“We heard your pleas for new games
And we decided to ignore them”
Amazing already
WHERES BLOODBOURNE 2???
F#$@ all you! you're buying it anyways. 😂
Where the fuck is my Bloodborne remaster and Bloodborne 2 SONY?!!?
Where Papa Rappa 3!?
At least he's not giving false hope
Yes! Where’s PaRappa the Rapper 3? This made me lol.
The lack of disc drive perfectly complements the lack of games
Absolutely correct
Format changes over time it's been happening for decades lol one has nothing to do with the other.
@@ivan84930 wheres the format...
@@ivan84930 random npc cope 😂
😂👌
So wait… if Cobra is in charge of Sony… and Skeletor works for him… would that make Pete Parsons Mumm-Ra from the original thundercats?
Mon-Star from Silver Hawks.
@@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 Bizarrli from Tiger Sharks
Ghostbusters(Filmation) Prime Evil
Nah Parsons is like Dick Dastardly, he is too lame to be Mumm-Ra
You guys are being too generous to the car gobbler. He's clearly Limburger from Biker Mice
These videos NEVER fall short. Fucking gold. Please post these more about anything. I dont even use ps5 but i shed laugh tears and got pissed like i do
00:43 “We don’t know…”🤣🤣🤣
Well holy fucking shit
@@tylerwaynes2107where the fuck is the disk drive?
@@rockystudiogaming
...............We don't know.................
"What part of this aren't you getting?"
"All of it"
"What do you mean it doesn’t come with a fucking stand?" 😂
The "COBRAAAAAAA!" at the end had me rolling 😂
" P5 PRO - It can't even stand on its own"😂
(0:56) that “coke” line sounded fu**ing hilarious idkw 🤣🤣🤣
Dude Sony should pay you for this free ad.
free and pay in the same sentence.
Damn I’m proud knowing that Skeletor is the official spoke person of Sony and I’m convinced to sell my house to get the PS5 Pro!
You have a house?
@@traceytillery382 Not anymore thanks to Skeletor convincing me to sell everything to PS5 Pro! XD
😂😂😂😂😂@@NormalCardBoardBoxes
Fair logic
This is like that one The Onion Sony skit but more recent. I couldn't stop thinking about that since I started watching this.
It's so good you don't even notice the difference😂
I'm stealing that "Going places," bit for my presentations at work.
"Not far....but places"
2:20 Sony marketing team nightmares :D
The accuracy of this parody is alarming.
Parody?
You say that like this IS a parody, lol.
Parody? Sony is running an entire circus with clowns in charge. Their COO is one of them
Wait this was a parody? 😱
Poe's Law dictates that a well-done satire is indistinguishable from the real thing.
Yeah, he was onto something there. This video is proof.
“Holy fucking shit where is the disc drive?”
“We don’t fucking know”
Was perfect for this, it’s how I felt when they showed it off.
I just watched this. I almost peed myself 😂😂😂😂😂 this was the funniest omg! Praying you get to a million views.
I can't believe he used the Alex jones photos for the ps5 pro and non pro comparison, I'm dying.
I DIED WHEN HE SAID "GAMES? OH SHIT" 😂
4:04 that Zack scream
"The future of Sony is going places, not far, but places" that is wild
i see a Tom Christie Skeltor video , i click. very simple guy.
same :)
Ditto
Same
I have now watched this more than five times and I still can't get enough of it. Love coming back to this whenever I hear news of PS5 PRO.
Should the PS5 Pro be $700? No.
Is Skeletor doing his job? Yes.
Introducing the PS6!! Controller and power cord sold separately!!
The power cord had... problems. It will be available six months after launch.
I mean the ps1 was a machine with multi hour games that most needed a memory card to continue playing and it was sold seperately and people still baught it.
CPU sold separately.
Going it time.
God, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law would go so hard rn.
"The only thing higher than our pixel count is Lizzo's cholesterol" That was too funny.
3:59 this got me
I know man
People always mock the underpowered nature of the Switch. But why did it have such longevity? Because Nintendo kept putting out a steady stream of games. Games People REALLY wanted to play.
The “look at that” at 1:40 lmao kills me
"Fuck you all, you'll buy it anyway".
- For Sony fanbois truer words have never been spoken.
Fanboys of any product* fixed that for you
@@ExtraordinaryFate
“For Sony fanboys truer words have never been spoken’
Fixed it for you my child in cuckoldry!
How’s your girl?
Still with that trash
And apple users. They put an i on a brick... everyone is gonna be a freemason. Lol
@@TheGraffiti600rr
You forgot the “fixed it”
@@TheGraffiti600rr
For that Im deleting the 20 bucks in the ground you were going to find yesterday
Watched till 1:11 and i can already confirm: This is a fucking masterpiece
"The only thing higher than our pixel count is Lizzo's cholesterol." 💀 💀 💀
He-man is the fan that does not drink the kool-aid
Aa an 80s kid who quit with the PlayStation 2... This was perfect for me
Why did you quit then?
@@SPM0717he’s saying the video is perfect for him
@@murplecrabb I'm asking what about the PlayStation 2 made him quit.
@@SPM0717 He grew up. Just never bought a ps3. Had more important things to do in life I'm guessing.
@@RAAAHUM I mean by the way he said the vid was perfect for him, it sounded like he was dissatisfied during the PS2 era, which is hard to understand why.
I lost it at the "your pro cant even stand up" 😂🤣
"Tomorow, we sell them a console with no games!"
Yeah, you already do that. When the ps5 came out, it had 1 and a half games that i was interested in playing, so i saved my money
Yeah I was smart. I waited a few years until they had about 3, maybe 4. Big brain.
It still does not have games. Last of Us 2, Spiderman... all woke garbage. The 3rd party games are carrying it for now.
@@CrimRui Last of us 2 is a ps4 game, Rangarok and Forbidden West were cross gen leaving only Marvel's Spider-Man 2 or better known as the game with Mary Jaw
Rise of the Ronin, stellar blade, hell divers 2, astrobot, silent Hill 2, pacific drive this year. How many has box released?
@connorgibson1808 Stellar Blade, Silent Hill 2, Rise of the Ronin are 3rd party games. Astrobot is the only 1st party game and take a joke
“2K from your local scalper” 😂😂😂
He-man: Where's Parapa the Rapper 3?
Skeletor: Games?...oh, shit!
Me: ROFLMAO
Sony just announced 30th Anniversary console...
With no disc drive 😂
Actually there is a special 'pro' edition; this is a disc drive with NO console! LOL.
"It's so good you won't see the difference" describes it as a whole
Oh god... Skeletor has joined forces with his chrome faced colleague in evil, Corporate Commander!
1:12 Alex Jones as an npc 😭😭
We need Skeletor to do a Space Ghost style interview show.
if this isnt the most accurate description of what Sony is doing i dont know what is!
I don't know which is more accurate in this video: Skeletor as the Sony spokesperson, or the Sony fans continuing to applaud to whatever they hear.
3:29 NPCs dont understand this. All they see is the word PRO on the end and they think its better.
Funny part is Sony could officially make something exactly like this as a conference and people will still buy this shit all the same.
This isn't actual Sony announcement footage?
I've been a PlayStation fan since the PSX, and there is no way in hell I'm buying that piece of $h1t! awesome vid btw ^^
"Were going places, not far, but places" 😂
I love the implication that they were going to include a disk drive but snorted so much coke that they forgot where they put it so just left it out instead.
bringing out lego racers is in fact, a genius strategy... gosh i want a lego racers 3 so badly
I guess 2k lego races is the closest you’ll get
“It only comes with a controller and a stand!”
“Ahem!” *stand sold separately*
The ‘Cobra!!!!’ at the end was so funny!
Suddenly Cobra Commander unironically made me crack up, that was brilliant.
Just wait, with the PS6, you'll probably have to buy each individual nut and screw and build it yourself.
Skeletor’s association with Sony makes me question if he was involved in Bungie’s downfall
"the only thing higher than our pixel count is Lizzo's cholesterol" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
just all casually dropped;)
Damn just casually revealed she has over 8,000,000 on Cholesterol...
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
Lizzo’s live handles be catching strays
Eh, most of you would.
2:33 "Where's PaRappa the rapper 3?" Me too He-Man me too
First Off this is hilarious second He's not wrong
He will be presenting the XBox One XXX!
@@HaroldoPinheiro-OK Pretty sure the new xbox will be a beast from reports lol
If Mumm Ra shows up next, we're fucked.
PS6 $3,499*
*Console not included.
“Games?..oh shit” 😂
Yes! The Lego Racing meme lives on!
It’s funny how accurate all of this is.
I love that both Skeletor and Angry Joe both portray evil corporation greed as Cobra in their videos.
"Where’s Bloodborne 2!"
Everyone felt that
😢
😭
Not just that, Ape Escape, SOCOM, Syphon Filter, Jak & Daxter, Sly Cooper, Days Gone the lists goes on and on.