My Smuggler is a clown - Part 1
Вставка
- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Hey guys, sorry I haven't gotten a normal video up lately but I have been sick this last week and so I haven't been up to narrating. I decided to do this so I didn't have to narrate and I thought it would be funny. Please let me know if you enjoyed this and if you want me to upload more videos from SW:TOR. Thanks for watching.
Facebook: / boltspeedgamer
The smuggler probably has the best dialogue in the game. There's almost always a HILARIOUS dialogue option
He's the Deadpool of SWTOR and it is glorious
SWTOR BucketDroid Nah, he doesn't nearly have enough 4th wall jokes.
Inquisitor, but less sadistic.
The Smuggler is pure bard who multi-classes into rogue for combat.
I'd say that he's the Star Lord of SWTOR
2:18 *_"I don't know... die? Kill you later, Captain."_*
Jesus, Skavak has no mercy when it comes to verbal assaults, does he?
LOOL
@Scott Arnold yeah when he's not being a stealing/murdering scumbag.
You forgot backstabbing.
“Kill you later, Captain.”
“Not if I kill you first.”
Why is this not an option?
Feylara... Gotta wondering if Harley Quinn was the inspiration for her.
+Jonathan Gunn (NaleX85) other way around...
I'm surprised that as soon as Skavak "dumped" her, she didn't immediately fixate on the Smuggler as her new "honeybunch". :P
@@gamester512 sorry crazy lady, my smuggler is on Risha.
@@jasoncummings7 Bow Chika bow-wow!
@@davido.1233 what?
Han Solo distant ancestor in action. Hilarious.
He was more Han Solo than canon Han Solo from the Solo movie.
The movie wasn't bad. Just didn't feel like the OG Solo
@@SmellyUnfortunate007 lol what?
11:57
"Who's up for a dance?"
*cuts as gunfire begins*
one of the fumiest things in this whole video.
That Feylara interactions is one of my favorite random moments in the game so far. She damn nearly did kill me while playing. Asphyxiation. From laughing.
Just the way she delivers that 'Oh no.'. It feels so resigned. XD
The ONLY thing missing from this interaction on my part was my captain watching this cascade failure of luck and say 'So this is what it looks like from the outside.'
I did not have it in my heart to shoot her.
14:16-14:29 I died XD
KommissarReb lol
"we have already acquired the head of Darth Bandon". "Maybe Darth Bandon had two heads?" 😂
You literally missed the best dialogue option in the entire Smuggler story, when Risha calls while you're with the fat dude and the Jedi and the Sith
She's...uh... not answering her holo...
Diago knowsif he tells his droid to kill everyone that that would acutaly include him?
"EVERYONE!"
how are you powering that shield
portable battery pack
you know those last for just a few minutes right?
*field fails*
the power of timing
That was priceless. Wait a sec... is Skavak Force-sensitve!?
@@jasoncummings7 that's a good question, it does feel that way at this point doesn't it?
@@aaron75fy failed Sith apprentice? Who knows
I wanna see smuggler get his army of wookies in a later expansion
"Unseal the exits, let me out of here, and go find yourself a new man."
"I'm s- I'm sorr- I'm *incredibly good looking* nope, can't."
5:08 Apathy is death
Apathy is death
What is this? A cult? I...I messed up the joke didn't I?
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
11:38 Wait... isn't this the voice of Darth Baras? I mean obviously, before he shaved his head and gained a few pounds.
I always knew Baras was not to be trusted :D
I remember lol...at 8:02 the middle option is "I have a Jedi and a Sith fighting over me, but i only have eyes for you." Smooth operator.
After all if your a male smuggler you are legally obligated to always press [Flirt]
5:05 "You see this expression on my face? It's called apathy. I'm not interested."
I thought Nariel Pridence's voice sounded familiar... she's the same voice actress (Grey Delisle) who did Padmé in the Clone Wars
Grey Delisle's resume is insane. Chances are, you've probably heard her voice in games from 2000/03 and onwards.
Brianna from KotOR 2, Azula from A:TLA, Catwoman in the Arkham/Injustice games, some more of her most noteworthy roles.
I think Cat Taber (?) voiced Padme on Clone Wars
"-May be this darth bandon had two heads"
Ask Revan.
is that a hairstyle or did a womprat die on your head?
10:58 "Who's scruffy-lookin'?"
0:49 the bust "Uh...." in the game
Nice one. I've been looking towards creating a 'smuggler clown' video myself since nayjah didn't cover all the lines in her videos. One suggestion though, if I may? What made her videos so hilarious is the fact that her funny scenes are short and only include the funniest parts of the dialogues. Yours start to drag on. Look at her 'meet the senators' scene from 'trooper is a bully', for example: she breaks it down, cutting off all the non-entertaining chatter and inserts other scenes in-between to keep it fresh. Just though I let you know in case you decide to do more of these ^____^
Roksik This was my very first attempt at doing a video like this. I would like to think that my more recent videos are a marked improvement on this one. But I will try to do even better in the future. The reason I keep some of the not funny part in the video is to give context to the joke.
BoltSpeedGamer I know the feeling! I try to leave some context too. The problem is, if a joke needs a lot of context to be funny, it's probably not worth it imo.
Like ur channel
4:37 Swtor proves a good smuggler always shoot first
Were they inspired to make her based off of Harleyqueen?
Honestly the female voice actress delivers these lines way better. So much more character and sass in her delivery in every line of dialogue.
Say hello to the Star Wars version of Harley Quinn.
MoltenUprising MK4000
"Honey Bunch! What am I going to do!?"
"I dunno... Die?"
Who played Feylara? Her voice is so familiar, it's on the tip of my tongue.
It's Kari Wahlgren. She's also the voice of the female Jedi Knight. Gotta love her range
I fucking loved all the dialog in this storyline so funny
Faylara is so cute...and a little pathetic!
Diago talks like he drinks lead water...
Why does Feylara strongly remind me of Tira (Soul Calibur) and Harley-Quinn? xD
Tara Strong.
Feylara's voice sounds so fake and too much.... but I love it. And then there was 12:05. Keep your eyes on the background
4:41 wassup azula
Ladies and Gentleman, Kari Wahlgreen.
I've forgotten how funny the Tatooine story arc was
All the heat made everyone’s heads go funny!
“If we ever resort to cannibalism, I’ve got dibs on Risha.”
“Captain that’s horrible. You’re gonna share right?”
Ayo, what the hell?
11:30 STARSCREAM!!!!
My smuggler is dark side and I practically killed everyone or was a massive jerk to everyone
15:52 He just predicted the commercial service industry under the pandemic
15:49
Did somebody trip, what happened?
4:00, evil and racist!
Agreed
Why is diago wearing a slave collar? That never made sense to me
E v e r y o n e !
Wait, what does Corso have against Wookies ?
Remember, *funny* doesn't mean *evil*
3:47 Azula?!
5:05 Apathy is death.
This "woman" is every entitled american girl with full loss of sense of reality.
too bad there is no sarcastic option like in Fallout 4, otherwise it would be way easier to find all the jokes.
Sadly had a stalker like this.
The alien that comes by at around 3:34, is fucking Yuri Lowenthall. I can hear it.
Holy shit, seeing the old way companion influence pops up after picking a dialogue option is taking me back
bruh its 2022 and i found this video. This video is the only reason why I will start playing smuggler xD
Gotta do my video about my smuggler because my THICC boy more funny than your Buchenwald victim
This video is the reason I made a smuggler just to see the funny dialogues, even tho i find the smuggler story pretty boring lol.
HOW
DARE YOU
LET HER LIVE!!!???
does anybody know the belt/waist (or pants, idk) that has the tooth on it?
This makes me want to make a smuggler character
12:05 look at the background
Made every one of these choices
Meme0tter ii
Visos planetos yra vienodos.Ka as matyt tik galiu.
14:16 died of lafter
Rolly polly
What is the name of that green outfit that your smuggler is wearing?
David Parks it's from alliance crates at the hanger on oddeson
The only one who made me laugh
I love funny smuggler ;D
0:05
14:50 *"BELIEVE IT!"*
Armor please tell me
Bowdaar is the best companion