"I'll shoot your ears off so fast, you won't even hear yourself scream!" *Silence* "...That's not how ears work." "...I don't give a- SHUT UP!" Best thing in the game
It really is. That and being a sith, kill an opposing sith, sleep with his wife(who's also a sith) and report that little detail to your master. Star Wars: GTA.
*Jedi Mind trick* 'Drop your weapons and surrender to me.' Bounty Hunter: 'Ummm.... no?' That one was pretty good. I love it when the mind trick backfires on them.
Xylarxcode a similar thing happens to the smuggler Jedi: You will defend me from the Sith Sith: You will kill the Jedi Smugglar: Stop doing that with your hands you look ridiculous!
I love how the padawan is panaking because she can tell the mind trick isn't working and is trying to tell that to her master that he should try something else!
Imagine training for years to master the force, gain a reputation and a padawan...Only for a random bounty hunter to resist your mind control and call you an idiot.
The way you edit this is fucking great. 3:37 "You're more than welcome to try taking her alive." "No." PEW BWAHH "Dead daughter, check." Like holy shit, I can't stop laughing.
This video is actually what made me try SWTOR in the first place. I now just completed the Bounty Hunter storyline, and I'm super excited for the Smuggler EDIT: Now I only have the Sith Warrior storyline left. So far, BH, Smuggler, Trooper, and Agent are my favorite. Last chance for this game to make me care about force-user stories. Ironically, to me Star Wars is more interesting when for once it DOESN'T involve the force
"You've confused me with someone that cares." That's pretty cold. For me, that's right up there with: "If you've heard of it, it's too mainstream for me."-Renegade Shepard
Thank you for all these clip collections! I love the story and dialogue of old republic, but good GOD do I hate playing MMOs. So clip collections like this are the best way to enjoy the dialogue without grinding for 2000 hours in a game I don't like.
I haven't played Bounty Hunter yet, but if 1:00 roughly isn't actually counting every single time, ala reverse Calo Nord conversation, I'd be a little sad. Also, 8:07 would make for a perfect 'Jazz gets thrown out' sound edit.
*Local Bounty Hunter Kills Half of Galaxy, Bullies Other Half*
*then farms a planet so hard it catches fire. Covered up with Sith weapon with stupid name*
i think that makes him a little bit more than "local"
@@agentdelta569 local cluster maybe
You fuckin killed me
And makes tge emperor his bitch!
“I’ll ask you to drop your weapons, and surrender.”
“So... Has that ever worked?”
I completely lost it with the whole mind trick gag.
indeed the mind trick part was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good :D I laughed my A off the first time I heard it.
@@xxdrumtardikxx Smuggler has a better one where both a Jedi and a Sith try to Mind Trick you.
"Quit waving your hands around, you look ridiculous!"
I laughed so hard I chocked the first time I saw that cutscene.
Not as good as the other line "you will réalise what a complete idiot you are" while waving your hand like the jedi
"I'll shoot your ears off so fast, you won't even hear yourself scream!"
*Silence*
"...That's not how ears work."
"...I don't give a- SHUT UP!"
Best thing in the game
It really is. That and being a sith, kill an opposing sith, sleep with his wife(who's also a sith) and report that little detail to your master. Star Wars: GTA.
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 Wait, which storyline is this? I want to see this!
@@heirofrohan7865 Sith Warrior. Main story line.
@Lionard Kirsch Oh that's right!
I mean, yeah, comes with the best class in the game. 😂
You missed the best one! "Are you in charge here? Before you answer, I was told to kill whoever was in charge here."
what quest is that from?
I think it is on Corellia
@@GeldarionTFS Korriban Incursion
Damn
I thought that was for the imperial agent
-She's single?
-I heard that!
Evilaspid who said that?
mako
Evilaspid dammit waifu hear that! Guess I'll have to do the sensable thing and buy high influence gifts to ofset that.
Love that line
"Money doesn't grow on trees, Mako. It grows on nobles."
Underrated but wise advice.
"Can you repeat all that into this barrell?"
Still one of my all time favorites lol.
4:35 context 4:45 quote
Straight up gangster
“Bloodshed is an art, and Alderran is my canvas” killed me
"Get your Head checked Seriously" 😀
well, shit, looks like the Empire threw away my painting... I was just beginning to like it too.
Lugianite but now the whole galaxy can “enjoy” it
Alderran is the punching bag of the entire galaxy confirmed
@@basedbattledroid3507 Alderaan shot first
I love the male bounty hunter's voice. Low, rough like a sandpaper and those one liners are the chery on top
Sounds like Snake xD
But sandpaper is coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere!
He’s kinda like a less jango version of jango fett
I think it’s Steve Blum. He’s a master of those voices.
Sounds a bit like Duke Nukem to me.......... love it
"You're not going to kill me, are you?"
"No of course not, what do I look like, a maniac?"
*Kills*
It was the persons fault for being here
I see The Mandalorian had to go through a few rewrites
Jfc this sent me.
Fuck your revolution
Those pansy jedi and those edgy sith lords are no match for a CHAD TIER BOUNTY HUNTER
trooper and inquistar and smuggler
And imperial agent
@@BlazeTube626 u mean the James bond of the galaxy
*virgin jedi
Beware the Chaddest of all. Female Sith Inquisitor
“She Single?!”
“I heard that!”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, she single?
Evil bounty hunter equals funny and cool badass. Evil bounty hunter also equals Mako’s disapproval of every damn choice you make.
Isaiah Eggebrecht and thats why mine is a conssumate professional
that's why i'm half and half, one second i'm a cool headed guy, next second i'm beating the shit out of a pompous Alderaanian Noble
which is why you stock up on the Mako presents, she disapproves of just about everything.
"Goddamnit Mako, approve of me kohai"
Professionals have standards
Mako may disapprove of my method of work, but i still got married to her so win win baby
*Jedi Mind trick* 'Drop your weapons and surrender to me.'
Bounty Hunter: 'Ummm.... no?'
That one was pretty good. I love it when the mind trick backfires on them.
Xylarxcode no what you do is you pretend to go along with it and then fire at their back
Xylarxcode a similar thing happens to the smuggler
Jedi: You will defend me from the Sith
Sith: You will kill the Jedi
Smugglar: Stop doing that with your hands you look ridiculous!
I love how the padawan is panaking because she can tell the mind trick isn't working and is trying to tell that to her master that he should try something else!
"You will drop your weapon and surrender"
*what the...?*
"You will realize what a complete idiot you are"
I CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :)))))))))))))))
Imagine training for years to master the force, gain a reputation and a padawan...Only for a random bounty hunter to resist your mind control and call you an idiot.
This is just as funny as the 'Commander Shepard is a Complete Asshole' series. XD
more like the 2nd coming LOL
"You are more than welcome to try taking her aliv-"
"N O"
No that's fine
A large stack of credits does wonders for my affection level.
Did he just break the fourth wall?
Perhaps
Yes he did sir, yes he did.
Nope
Your editing makes it so much better
"You will realize what a complete idiot you are" had me rolling when i first played through the BH story
Me too, i laughed my ass of from my seat can't stop, it was soooo good, i wish that kind of experience again
2:44
“Yeah, only so long you can keep dating your brother until something goes wrong!”
"You better have one hell of an apology lined up."
"No."
*Shoots*
Gets me everytime
Gets them _first._ 😎
"Had over all of your weapons and gear immediately!"
"How about I just hand over the ammo instead"
9:10 If you dont choose this option you aren't a bounty hunter.
4:33 Simply the best response I've ever heard lol
You don't own me bìtch.
@@ladyren1575 you wanna double check that
What makes it better is how he nonchalantly blasts the dude in the face. Doesn't even aim.
9:10 is option 1, right?
*FILTHY OFFWORLD VIRUS*
8:37 The one time the Hunter feared for his life
Mako is the best
rcmgamer218 that’s if he’s married to her...
So basically every Bounter Hunter Line ever, right?
Lol no
Mako: (saying some deep personal stuff)
Bounty Hunter: "You've confused me with someone who cares"
vette: (compliments you on a good job)
sith warrior: "don't make me shock you"
5:55
“You’re not gonna kill me, are you?”
“No, of course not, what do i look like, a maniac?” *BANG*
"Revenge profits nobody"
The response should be: Half of my income is getting people revenge
"You're welcome to *try* taking her alive-"
"No. :D"
"Who braves the flames of the Altar of Horror to stand in front..."
- P O S E -
"...of Lord Baral Slathborn?"
almost a year late but that man just pulled a jojo pose
"I've got a gun at your face and you want details?"
The snarkiness is real 😂
Smuggler next!
Don't forget the Jedi Consular
"Can you repeat all that into this barrel?" HAHA! 4:35
"A large stack of credits does wonders for my affection level."
At least he is up front about it.
"Who braves the flames of the Altar of Horror, to stand in front of Lord Baral Slathborn?"
The best thing I've heard so far. XD
I think I saw him dab at that part.
@@devinsweeting4978 no, I think he did the "FIYAH POWAH!!!" Thing from Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian.
BH: She single?
Mako: I heard that
lmao
Mako's disapproval is up the roof with this Chad...
the first 10 seconds of this masterpiece is a great representation of what it is like playing a bounty hunter XD
" I want a dreadnought with full crew"
best character motivation ever.
"Can you repeat all of that into this barrel?"
I seriously laughed out loud at this one.
"She single"
"I herd that"
Another moment that shows why mako is the best girl in the galaxy
"That's not how ears work"
Lmao, that was incredible
"I recommend some kind of sticker." Man that got a laugh out of me.
The bounty hunter’s voice is just perfect for these lines.
No one:
Literally No One:
Beastmaster: SO STUPID
Bounty hunters in starwars are more like hitmen then actual bounty hunters
More like mercenaries actually, since they can be hired to do specific jobs, some of which don't involve killing.
@@caninelupus8369 I wonder if someone could hire Boba Fett to cook for them if they had enough credits
@@metadude1234 I mean, his papa got paid to raise children.
@@metadude1234 if it pays more than a regular assassination, he probably would
What's the difference?
I cannot approve of the Mako disrespect, but the rest of the vid is fun
Thanks. Was thinking of the same thing
Same here.
7:00 *Javik the Prothean approves*
I suggest we throw the machine out the airlock.
ABOUT FKING TIME!!!
"If you're afraid to compete, the spaceport's that way."
"YEEEEEEAAAA-"
"Feelings are for women and children."
"heh"
That *YEEAAAA* makes it 209% more hilarious
Any game where you get to become a Mando with a really good Steve Blum impression gets an automatic thumbs-up in my book.
I played a female bounty hunter, man was that one of my favorite stories
BUT LISTEN TO THE MALES VOICE! DAMN
Ha!! Same here, I loved playing alongside Mako as a pair of badass rouge sisters of the galaxy
Azula went insane, died, then reincarnated as a more-or-less sane gun nut
"That was a good one... you think of that joke all by yourself"
That's it, I'm making a Mandalorian bounty hunter. I hope you're happy
Should rename these videos to: "(insert class here) murders the Galaxy."
Good Luck Rolling him out the door
and the "They're your credits **Nonchalant Side Shot**" were some of my favorites.
I loved when he mocked the Jedi mind trick thing.
The way you edit this is fucking great. 3:37 "You're more than welcome to try taking her alive." "No." PEW BWAHH "Dead daughter, check." Like holy shit, I can't stop laughing.
The slight editing makes this all the better. Old school youtube
“You are more than welcome to try taking her alive”
“No”
And people wonder why I loved playing the bounty hunter story...
"MAS?!"
"Be still."
I lost it at that edit xD
Mako trying to give you a moral compass is always so fun.
This video is actually what made me try SWTOR in the first place. I now just completed the Bounty Hunter storyline, and I'm super excited for the Smuggler
EDIT: Now I only have the Sith Warrior storyline left. So far, BH, Smuggler, Trooper, and Agent are my favorite. Last chance for this game to make me care about force-user stories. Ironically, to me Star Wars is more interesting when for once it DOESN'T involve the force
so... did it make you interested?
Also it makes sense that its more interesting when you remove the magic.
3:07 loved that line so much when I played my Bountyhunter xD
Sterling Archer...Best Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy...
ikr, i also thought of archer
2:17
One of the most savage roasts in SWTOR.
Sith warrior, bounty hunter and smuggler have the best dialogues.
You DARE not bring the Inquisitor to the list?!
*"You hear me scum?!"* I almost died laughing XD 4:33
"You're a funny man, sergeant..." is my favorite
“I need your head to show your wife”
“What...”
*SMACK*
You can just FEEL the voices actors having a blast with it.
Mako: * does anything *
BH: "sHuT uP aNd dO yOuR jOb, mAkO!"
Now I know why people choose to go dark side. They get all the best lines.
And the coolest looking gear.
No one gonna talk about that grievous reference at 6:05 ?
10:10 was probably my favorite scene from the bounty hunter story.
wow dude, didn't think i wrote this 3 years ago.
Bounty Hunter: She single?
Mako: I heard that!
My favorite class, and your editing just makes it better lmao
OH, YOU STRUCK ME! HOW DARE YOU??
and this video is part of the proof of why Bounty Hunter is both my favorite and the best
This bounty hunter and our sassy sith inquisitor will be best couple
1:06
I now know this is a KOTR reference.
Bi$harp I played KOTOR and I didn’t even think about that XD his doing a freaking Calo Nord! Thanks for point that out
it's me or his character looks like "Rex Power Colt"
He speaks and expresses it like him.
8:18
"His helmet's on too tight"
Bitch do I look like I'm wearing a fucking helmet?!
Omg I want to see a playthrough of this character of yours
8:08 nearly made me piss myself, idk why I found it so funny, but I did
“That’s not how ears work.”
Great comeback :3
How to sum up this video: "Mako disaproves"
"You've confused me with someone that cares." That's pretty cold. For me, that's right up there with: "If you've heard of it, it's too mainstream for me."-Renegade Shepard
6:24 i spat out my water lmfao
"She's single?"
"I heard that!"
God the voice acting is what save this game.
Thank you for all these clip collections! I love the story and dialogue of old republic, but good GOD do I hate playing MMOs. So clip collections like this are the best way to enjoy the dialogue without grinding for 2000 hours in a game I don't like.
I never want these to end. They're just too funny with amazing editing! XD
Subbed!
I kinda liked, “If at first you don’t succeed, reload.”
Loved the edit, good work putting all those clips togheter :)
Thanks!
I haven't played Bounty Hunter yet, but if 1:00 roughly isn't actually counting every single time, ala reverse Calo Nord conversation, I'd be a little sad.
Also, 8:07 would make for a perfect 'Jazz gets thrown out' sound edit.
They actually edited out the other person's bits between the counts
3:31 So much story in like 10 seconds.
4:15 he fucking dabbed
The comedic cuts in this are perfect. He also kind of looks like The Mandalorian in that armour.
Because during the course of the BH story they can become a Mandalorian and even gain a Mandalorian companion in Torian Cadera.
7:51- 8:04
the best part of all time XD