Skyrim but twitch chat makes me commit tax evasion
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Skyrim taxes are serious, that's why I hired twitch chat to deal with them
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Yess
I could if I have money.
*TAXES*
Lol how does this work on twitch
@@BrotherMag it’s a thing called crowd control we can redeem things
As legend has it, the only man powerful enough to stop the dragon-born is none other than the apple farmer!
spiffing brit
Kev. You aren't being robbed you are simply purchasing apples in bulk
Also this is the greatest title for a video that i have ever seen, it truly inspires me.
Kev downing apples like a madman to heal up reminds me of Fable 1 when you (somehow) run out of healing potions and instead start chowing down on the mountains of apples you'll have un-avoidably obtained.
I like how Kev unnecessarily went after a mammoth to get its tusk instead of going to that bandit mine near Whiterun to get like 6 of them.
The dragon born couldn’t handle the IRS
Thank you kev very cool
Great video
What the mod name
I wanted to go one day... Just one day without feeling the overwhelming urge to spend 3 days modding my Skyrim to play it for 1 hour
Lmao that was me with minecraft years ago.
I know your pain… I too struggle, but I’ve been going to my SMA meetings regularly… (Skyrim Modders Anonymous)
3 days modding Skyrim to open it and play then have it crash then open it in a more stable zone and play for a bit before entering an Inn and crashing and just quietly holding your head in your hands and wondering why you still play your hot mess of mods
@@hazeltree7738 its even worse when instead of Skyrim its fallout new Vegas it never pays off
That's me with fallout 4 I spend more time modding and fiddling with stuff then actually playing the game
He's going against a force so powerful and monstrous not even the Joker from Batman would dare cross it.
The IRS.
Kevduit is officially more insane then the joker. Kevduit lore.
You cant plead insanity to a tax evasion charge
I like to imagine that the dragon born just barges into his house in like solitude or something and his wife and kids just ask "what's wrong?" And they just respond in a sweating panic
*"IT'S THE FUCKING IRS"*
No lie this felt extremely Kafkaesque, with the whole having all your gold simply disappear nd being in debt and instantly jailed, only to get in trouble for not having money while being in jail. Once released from your debt you're immediately served more debt from a courier who WILL find you and then immediately accosted by a guard. The rules just so against you
“If I go to bed I just get more taxes”
Wow this is way to realistic
It does take quite a high IQ to truly understand the sheer complexities of the apple strat
Fun fact, if you give hulda at least 1 firewood, you can use the bed in the bannered mare at all times. Useful for power levelling
Yoshi the Argonian: "I'll file my taxes in your blood."
As they say, 360 apples a day keeps the irs away.
I love how it started with "I earn my own money and pay my own taxes" but as the situation go down hill he decide to make a pact with the most cruel daedric princes of all "Chat" who give and take money from him at their own leisure.
"I may not be able to pay my taxes, but I *will* eat one-hundred apples in a moment's notice."
Well that's something I'm certain I have never heard before.
An argonian that doesnt like the rain is some interesting RP lol
An Aquaphobic Argonian sounds like an interesting character
As a Turk, I find his struggles trying to pay stupid amounts of taxes very relatable.
they should call that mod "Child Support"
They don't care if you are in Jail it keeps adding up, they will charge you with new charges for not paying, even if you are in Jail/Prison
My dad took the easy way out of that and just got cancer instead. And that's not even a joke lol.
Kinda how the tax mod worked in the first place, gave him taxes the second he got out of jail lmao
I must acquire your mod list good sir, you have made skyrim into a perfect land for tax evasion
I just don't get it. Could someone explain exactly "how" any of this is happening? How do people outside the game give apples to or take gold from him inside the game? How exactly does the "mod" work?
Thanks in advance.
it's a mod called bethesda twitch integration
I was wondering the same exact thing. So confused
@@ZomgLolPants is the process done by them donating or something else ?
Can't really see the point either ! Ok it's cool to get twitch integration but it's just so .. meanless, give him 1000, take it back .. why just why ?
@@zechariahhh works in two parts. A bot that watches chat for keywords to run commands and pass data to the mod, and the mod itself that runs console commands based on what the bot sees
After a long stint of tax evasion, Yoshi was finally caught and executed by the SkyRS. Justice has been served
"If I go to bed I'll just wake up to more taxes..." Relatable
I like the idea of a man becoming the most powerful being in the world as a by product to trying to pay his taxes.
Finally, Kevduit understand how to truly evades his tax: by being dead.
Alternate title: Skyrim but twitch chat steals my stuff for 21 minutes lol
Wow, I kept feeling bad for you. You’d have enough and then I’d see in the corner, “took 1000 gold”. Then I’d get upset and be like, ljust let the poor guy pay his fakking taxes! That’s all the man wants!”.
Damn Yoshi has falling a long way from his bright future in super mario world
Yeah you making “take 1000 gold” cost 1 coin at the end wasn’t a smart idea
I just love the image of the guard removing all of the items and finding 500 apples, then sending said person to the cell. Then like five minutes later, watching as the guy they arrested pull out like a bunch of apples and eating them in like 2 seconds flat.
You have inspired me to start committing tax evasion
His voice sounds like the actor Shia LaBeouf who played in transformers. The last movie he played in was called “Tax Collector” 2020. 😂😂😂😂😂
This was so good! I laughed my a$$ off the whole time. Chat is vicious!
I feel dumb. I sat here for 18 minutes and 50 seconds thinking this was a Dougdoug video before finally realizing "wait that's Kev's voice, not Doug's"
The man just wanted to pay his taxes
This video is the most accurate representation of life in the US
This is less about taxes, and more a social experiment in giving strangers complete and unrestricted access to your bank account.
The conclusion : Yeah, don't do that.
i looked up Skyrim 18+ this was the 2nd thing that popped up this makes me feel like an adult
Hahaha yeah welcome to adulthood, kiddo. The stage in your life where you can technically finally do things you want to do, but can't because all your time is invested in making money to afford it.
What are the other mods you have, like the visual ones? Looks good
Enbs and texture enhancing mods
So you’re going to commit tax evasion? Does that make you the medieval Al Capone? Lol 😆
They arent robbing you of your gold, their just taking the gold to pay for the apples they gave you
Skyrim: Ryuk Tax Evasion (My fellow weebs know).
He who controls the apples, controls the dragon born
The exit to the jail is just a revolving door.
this dude sounds like a way too happy Cr1tikal
I dream of the day my skyrim looks like this, ah well
Does this work with actual donations?
How does this work them adding the stuff to your inventory
Help kev pay his taxes or A P P L E
He found it!
THE TAXE EVASION APPLE!
hes never going to financially recover from this
I grew up playing elder scrolls
POV: You became an adult
Alexander Hamilton would be proud.
How is this fun, Do they have to donate in order to give or take gold? If that's now how it works then I don't see the point of this, obviously people are just going to stop you for m doing anything you want to do.
I miss this game :(
Twitch Chat wildin
The ultra realistic taxes mod
What mod is he using for his capes?
give us mass effect andromeda :(
I have put 200 mods on Skyrim to put 50 hours in, then sort of drifted away for the game and then came back and installed the mods again for another 50 hours of gameplay, don't make me do it again !!!!
Skyrim but I rip off DougDoug.
At this point I would just live in the dungeons. Either find treasures to pay back my debts and go back to the city, or die to monsters and be given the sweet
release of death.
Anyone know what mod he's using to be able to see enemies' stamina and magicka under their health?
Morehud
@@dartoney Thanks
Not even Talos could match chat's power
Local reptile commits tax evasion while also destroying their pancreas by consuming 5 pounds of sugar in one sitting.
I absolutely despise your chat for what they did to you. If I was there I would just keep giving you gold nonstop
Welcome to what it’s like to live in Trudeau’s Canada😅
Not even an embellishment 💀🤣
Well that was boring, why do people enjoy these chat taking control vids, they're boring
What are the tax mods used? I want to evade taxes in skyrim like how i evade taxes irl
By running really fast
Simple Taxes i believe
Realistic mod ever
pfft id say take on the guards once you can kill those easily very few things can stop you.
The IRS has infiltrated Skyrim too oh god no
@joov didn't you mention doing a playthrough like this before
People keep taking all my money, apples and taxes keep going up.
Skyrim communism edition.
Yep or Skyrim Biden administration edition but really they want the same thing
@@thegreatkate3336 QUIT BRINGING POLITICS INTO EVERYTHING!
@@TheSh4dowgale Quit bringing anime into everything.
I know this has nothing to do with this video but how do you get maternity clothes mod in skyrim to work im on xbox
Skyrim: Turbo Tax edition is looking great
*"I don't care who the IRS sends I am NOT paying taxes"*
How did this situation work out to begin with? Hows chat taking his gold yet giving him gold?
How was chat possible to give and take his money?
Skyrim: Yoshi commits tax evasion: the game
Need a mod to give gold weight.
Man breaks the law to obey the law....why does this feel familiar
Twitch Chat power tripping like always
Little do you know the poacher is too committing tax evasion
Just like real life
Don't come to the tax office tomorrow, got those fat stacks
3:16 Chics dig the Argonians. 9:35 Chics love Argonians a lot.
how the heck is the chat able to raid your inventory?!
"Yoshi, what are you doing? You can't eat all those fucking apples"
"Fuck you, I can't eat all these apples!"
Stay outta my shed!
Skyrim but I committed tax invasion
What mods are used for these and fallout I love em!
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
*eats 150 apples in 2 seconds*
The first mod I saw when you saw the statue of Mara what mod is that?
" You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people,what do say in your defense "
Twitch Chat made me do it!
I JUST WANNA PAY MY TAXES
@@Silverfox917 how dare you. Archers.. ATTACK
@@makfrags14 Ha! Not gonna kill me...*starts running*
@@Silverfox917 ha. You can't beat whirlwind Sprint. The greybeards taught me fool
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