Steamed Hams but it's a David Cage Game

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  • Опубліковано 6 лип 2018
  • Steamed Hams in the Style of Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) or Heavy Rain by David Cage
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  • @leon2447
    @leon2447 5 років тому +229

    1/10 Needs more rain

  • @ahab1976
    @ahab1976 4 роки тому +169

    You forgot the unnecessary romance scene with Krabappel while Santa Monica is playing for no reason.

  • @slavishentity6705
    @slavishentity6705 3 роки тому +80

    I love how there's always a choice that obviously make you lose and one that allows you to keep playing, revealing only one possibily for every playthrough to be identical

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +15

      and I'd love to say I planned it this way as a way of critiquing Cage or the whole illusion-of-choice thing..... but I haven't really thought about it until you mentioned it ^.^"

    • @ytphmaker2323
      @ytphmaker2323 Рік тому

      well, tell me what game of David Cage you played, because that doesn't happen to me.

    • @seajay632
      @seajay632 13 днів тому

      ​@@UnicornStormThinking of the Telltale games where choices don't matter? Cos David Cage games actually give you different outcomes and different endings.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  13 днів тому

      @@seajay632 well, Heavy Rain was pretty cool in that regard but it still railsroaded you into oreferred outcomes a lot.
      The 3 different narrations at the end of Fahrenheit are determined by one choice during at the end of the game, and nothing else really matters and Beyond: Two Souls also didn't give you much influence over the story.
      But yeah, most Telltale games also give you barely any agency (the Game of Thrones one pissed my off the most), but that is true for most of these Playable Movie / cinematic Choose your own Adventure games. Dontnod isn't any better and Supermassive only really pulled it off with Until Dawn.

  • @definitelynotafurryatall8618
    @definitelynotafurryatall8618 3 роки тому +97

    David Cage, you've done it again

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +14

      that sneaky bastard!

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 8 місяців тому

      I need reason why David Cage its being hated?

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh 2 роки тому +22

    after burning down his mother's house, Seymour became a Noble Hobo protecting the Homeless with his supernaturally gifted powers.

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 4 роки тому +135

    My name is Chalmers. I'm the superintendent sent by Utica

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 роки тому +21

    "And that's the end of my story... I thought I could fool the superintendent with my delightfully devilish plans, but just as the poet Robert Burns said; 'The Best laid plans of mice and men.' I didn't know what I was doing, I had never cooked a roast before in my life, and the fast food from Krusty Burger, while delicious, still had a wrapper on it, now I'll spend the rest of my days in prison, because as far as the rest of the world is concerned; I'm just another insane principal."

  • @DanielTheFreak
    @DanielTheFreak 5 років тому +47

    Perfect.
    Just goes to show how absurd it is from Chalmers just to ask if he could see the northern lights in Seymour's kitchen 😅

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  5 років тому +3

      haha! guter, alter, leichtgläubiger Chalmers ;-P

  • @billdover3694
    @billdover3694 3 роки тому +38

    This actually has good writing though

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +10

      well, from what I've heard, David Cage only adapted it

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 3 роки тому +41

    But where's the ham-fisted metaphor that he seems to wrongly think is as brilliant and novel as it is subtle?

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +8

      wait... you just described the whole video

  • @nuclear_blue
    @nuclear_blue 5 років тому +48

    Written and directed by DAVID CAGE.

    • @davidgoodes9556
      @davidgoodes9556 2 роки тому

      Steamed Hams by award winning writer and director David Cage gets
      69%PC Gamer
      42.0%Metacritic
      31.4/10IGN

  • @bobbyb6053
    @bobbyb6053 4 роки тому +38

    How does this not even have 1k views? It's gold!

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 роки тому +4

      haha, thanks! ^.^

    • @bobbyb6053
      @bobbyb6053 4 роки тому +4

      @@UnicornStorm One day the algorythm will be on your side and this will go viral.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 роки тому +4

      @@bobbyb6053 well, there's always hope. thanks again, man! ^.^"

  • @jurgenstrang6366
    @jurgenstrang6366 Місяць тому

    My favourite part of the episode is when chalmers and skinner have a matrix fight over the fate of the indigo child where all you can hear are the beeps from the QTE mechanic

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  Місяць тому +1

      it was pretty wild.... but it kinda distracted from the whole cooking mystery

  • @Solifuga
    @Solifuga 5 років тому +12

    1:15 you fucking got me there

  • @rte3384
    @rte3384 3 роки тому +13

    That ODST theme gave me chills

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +7

      there's no ODST music in it. It's the main theme from Heavy Rain (by David Cage)
      But yeah, some tracks in ODST kinda have this noir - vibe to it that's similar to heavy rain

    • @rte3384
      @rte3384 3 роки тому +1

      UnicornStorm Sorry, it sounded alike. It just gave me that sense of nostalgia, because I loved ODST

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +2

      @@rte3384 I mean, it IS a great game!

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 3 роки тому +2

      Halo ODST came out in 2009 and was in development the year before, I wouldn't be surprised if Cage did rip off the sound track before releasing Heavy Rain in 2010. It's likely considering the music in his other games have ripped off other popular media. Blade Runner, Matrix, Inception, etc.

  • @waidwml2166
    @waidwml2166 3 роки тому +11

    no this isn't a Cage game where is the pointless shower scene

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +7

      There was one planned but it got removed from the game after the actress for Seymour's mother publicly complained about it.

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 8 місяців тому

      Hello i need reasons about why David Cage being hated?

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 8 місяців тому

      ​@@UnicornStormHelloooo

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  8 місяців тому

      @@gahler8552 because it's fun to do so

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 8 місяців тому

      @@UnicornStorm I know but why Davig Cage's games being hated?

  • @rickyrackey7930
    @rickyrackey7930 Рік тому +2

    It’s funny how people critique games like GOW and RDR for being like movies when we have David Cage making movies disguised as games.

  • @Livein5
    @Livein5 4 роки тому +18

    This was great lol

  • @AzumarillConGafasBv
    @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +3

    This is gorgeous, love it

  • @manmade1564
    @manmade1564 4 роки тому +5

    Absolutely genious! Hahaha

  • @Taghi20
    @Taghi20 3 роки тому +5

    This is like a reference to Henry Stickmin

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому

      I'm sadly not familiar with henry stickmin... what exactly do you mean?

    • @Taghi20
      @Taghi20 3 роки тому

      @@UnicornStorm I meant that those options you edited it's like a same as henry stickmin refrences where the players need to choose an option which one is right and which one is fail,that's why Isaid that.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому

      @@Taghi20 Ah okay, I get it ^.^"

    • @Taghi20
      @Taghi20 3 роки тому

      @@UnicornStorm so can you please give my first comment a heart,I love getting received?😁

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому

      @@Taghi20 how could I say no to this ^.^

  • @is.a.bell.a8700
    @is.a.bell.a8700 3 роки тому +4

    Beautiful

  • @lukasmaziukas3375
    @lukasmaziukas3375 3 роки тому +2

    I loled, and quite loudly

  • @AMANT.sadiku
    @AMANT.sadiku 3 роки тому

    Cool

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 роки тому +5

    But fail screens are a failure of the game designer according to cage

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +6

      it's fine, because cage is a failure of a game designer ;-P

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 3 роки тому +2

      @@UnicornStorm Woah you STEAMED him !

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +4

      @@slavishentity6705 oh no... I said steamed CAGE

  • @spdrollaite
    @spdrollaite 3 роки тому +3

    Cool now i dont need to Buy the the game! THX

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +3

      well, this is only one of many possible playthroughs. You haven't even seen the dog-ending

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life Рік тому

    I probably should have looked up who David Cage is before watching this, but oh well.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  Рік тому

      still happy you took time out of your day to watch my silly video ^.^
      And I guess this still works as stand in for any "like a videogame" - joke

  • @Denobambino814
    @Denobambino814 3 роки тому +2

    This doesn’t have enough views

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому

      I'll try to do better next time ;-P

  • @cihloun
    @cihloun 3 роки тому

    no nooooo

  • @koichidignitythief7429
    @koichidignitythief7429 3 роки тому +3

    Where's the unnecessary rape scene?

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +1

      sadly, in germany we only got the highly censored version. They even removed the scene were Skinner and Chalmers fight the nazis in the secret Übersoldier facility below the school

  • @TheHaigisawsome
    @TheHaigisawsome 4 роки тому +4

    No this is not accurate there should be no game overs because game overs are a failure of the game designer

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 роки тому +5

      dammit, you're right... I guess I'll never be as great as David Cage.

    • @DEFECTEDSTREETRACER
      @DEFECTEDSTREETRACER 3 роки тому +1

      @@UnicornStorm id say its close enough

  • @85Lokiloki
    @85Lokiloki 3 роки тому +3

    Where's the nudity???

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 роки тому +6

      I kinda fucked up. I needed to steel the kids hyundai ornament to get the secret romance option for skinner and chalmers

  • @ytphmaker2323
    @ytphmaker2323 Рік тому

    1/10 it doesn't have different endings

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  Рік тому

      my problem with it, as well... surely his worst work yet

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 5 місяців тому

    2/10, not enough random quick time events that don’t even provide adequate gameplay

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  5 місяців тому

      he was in his experimental phase with that one