The Return of No Mercy Percy | Critical Role Highlight | Vox Machina : The Search for Grog
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- Percy deals enough damage in one round to end some villains multiple times over.
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Taken from the Critical Role "canon" One Shot : "Vox Machina: The Search for Grog". Watch the full thing here : • The Search For Grog | ...
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The group is playing D&D. Meanwhile, Taliesin is playing warhammer with how many d6's he's rolling
2e Shadowrun?
@@RoxyGotMoxy. i need to start playing shadow run
Twinlinked hurricane bolters and a storm lord for extra measure
@@grayfulbester Dude. DUDE. For raw badassery and cyberpunk insanity, there is NOTHING better than Shadowrun 2E.
Just your every day, bog standard Astra Militarum shooting phase
Godling: Noooooo you can't do over 200 damage to me in a single turn I'm a final boss!
Percy: Haha Bad News go brrrrrrrr
In older versions I think you go into shock and fall unconscious if you take that much damage at once
@@HBCrigs they have that in 5e they call it system shock it’s an optional rule in the DMG
@@HBCrigs There's also an optional rule in Pathfinder called Massive Damage: if you do more than 50 damage that is also more than half max HP, they have to make a DC 15 Fort save or just die.
"You can't just do over 200 damage to the final boss in a single turn!"
*proceeds to do over 200 damage to the final boss in a single turn*
I have a better one than that.
Godling: Nooooo, you can’t do over 200 damage to me in a single turn! I’m a final boss!
Percy: I’m afraid I have *Bad News* for you…
"Keyleth and Bertrand, you're on deck."
"Are they?"
So sly. Taliesin is forever a mood.
Timestamp?
@@suitguy969 2:33 for Matt telling them they're on deck. Taliesin pauses for a moment before replying at 2:36.
Percy wasn’t exactly ‘The Boogeyman'. He is the one you sent to kill the f***in' boogeyman.
I had this same thought. Glad I'm not the only one. :)
oh
John Wick reference! Nice!
And nobody's hurting his dog...uh...bear...Trinket? Vex and Vax would remove you from reality first.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.
"Percy, Percy, show them some mercy!"
Percy: I am, by murdering them
That quote gives off, “I don’t think that cigarette…CHK-CHK, could handle me,” vibes.
"I am, they won't suffer for long."
"I am. It's called a coup de grâce"
"This is me showing mercy. I'm killing them, that way they won't see what I'm about to do to their boss"
Percy in the Campaign is basically the definition of:
*_loads guns_* “Fuck around and Find Out.”
Percy: "I learned this in a little place called... 'Nam"
@@thomasnolastname8734 fortunate son blasting on the background
"I have no modifier for Bad News"
Matt: *freezes for a second thinking "Did he not add it the entire VM campaign?!" before proceeding as normal*
3:20 you can see his brain snapping
He made hundreds of attacks throughout the campaign, adding his Dex modifier to damage he probably should have dealt like 1500+ more points than he already did, which is about a whole extra Vecna worth of hitpoints
@@alexv3357 i love your unit of measurement, makes my top ten favorite messurements
@@psyberian well, level 20 characters are basiclly semi gods/demi gods. that means they are going to be fekin strong.
It only makes the No Mercy Percy meme better to know that he was, in fact, nerfing himself the whole time.
and that is the night the de rolo twins were conceived
Canon
Just Vesper
@@nadavga maybe Vesper ate her twin in the womb.
5 shots, 5 kids. No one man should have this much power.
LMAO
Empyrean:
'Oh, fuck, that's an anti-godling rifle.....
OH, FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-GODLING RIFLE!'
Percy:
'Bitches. Love. CANNONS.'
Vex:
*swoons*
YES HELLSING ABRIGED
Appropriate, given Taliesin was actually the voice director for Hellsing’s dub.
I see you're a man of culture as well.
mic drop facts
*YYES!! THIS IS HELLSING ABRIDGED REFERENCE!!*
“49”
Wow, that’s pretty good damage from a single attack. Nice one, Percy.
“49 x 2”
OH CHRIST
+6 from his dex....and half of the total on the creatures next turn.......insert flex tape meme here
challenge733 well that’s a lot of damage!
you’re welcome
@@challenge733 I don't think there's enough flex tape for what Percy did in that fight.
@@boonraksaboonparn4988
No you're welcome ;)
I do kinda disagree with Matt’s method of Crits. In my party we roll the damage die twice on crit, doubling the potential damage, rather than the actual damage. My DM is considering taking a medium between the two, roll your damage die once, and then add the maximum that dice can do in addition. So if your damage die is a d10, you get 10 damage + whatever you rolled
jesus, percy did *249 damage* in that single round. 249.
still not the most though grog did 280 in one round and thats with half the attacks percy used only 3. HAIL THE BARBARIAN!
@@madmanwithaplan1826 what episode was that?
Wouldve been enough to kill keyleth during the battle royale I believe
@@jaredmorissette3208 the one shot battle Royale without vax in it. It's around the 1 hour mark maybe 1 hour 3 minutes.
i mean leve 25, Grog does that
3:00
*Laura:* that's my D&D husband
*Travis:* that's my wife's D&D husband
True love
I just love that Travis is the biggest shipper for the couple out there
This reminds me of the fact that my Tiefling charcater in my own campaign is about to marry and have a family with another player's PC, and that player is in a relationship with someone who doesn't even play d&d with us XD
@@tychogoedhart286 this just sounds like you're weirdly proud of "wooing" someone else's girlfriend without him knowing but in reality you're just playing a game and she goes home and blows her boyfriend anyway
@@TheLastMungebender oh he knows, she's my best friend, and he's mentioned he kinda wants an irl threesome, he just has too much college stuff and work stuff for it atm
He's been playing the whole campaign without using the dexterity modifier.
Oh God.
No he's not.
He forgot he had to add it because there was a hiatus in between the end of the campaign and this one shot.
An adult gold dragon has 256 hit points
Percy did 249 damage in one round
What the fuck, he almost could have one shot an ADULT GOLD DRAGON
Some DMs will rule that a target taking more than half their full HP in damage in a single attack means they have to roll a Fortitude save to avoid dying of shock.
A stubbed toe would've killed that thing at that point lmao
@@JesusKid1000fortitude is Pathfinder, and the massive damage usually is just a stun
Mb, got turned about on what system it was.@@theoledicktwist6247
At that point, anything with self preservation would say fuck this and leave
"Dear Gods, who WAS that one-and-a-half-armed man?!?" would be a hilarious t-shirt
Didn't really get that reference. Did he lose a hand or something?
Earlier in the show, Percy got his arm torn off by bugbears who came out of nowhere. Its a reference to a joke that was said at the end of the first campaign
As someone with a paralyzed left arm, I would happily wear the shit out of that shirt!!!
EDIT: Can i just add that, on a rewatch, i LOVE that Taliesin replied to that line by essentially kissing the middle finger of the tiny arm and using it to flip Liam off?? xD
LOL that was what Vax was saying from the other side while watching it.
Everyone else is playing DnD. Percy is playing "you die now"
I like to think all of Liam’s commentary is Vax watching and eating popcorn from beyond the divine gate and rooting for his family
THIS. It's now my headcanon.
It is canon! It’s canon!
It's like the necklace, just sitting there with the VIP view
and making comments to the Raven Queen about how percy fucked up that god...
Someone animate this!
That's enough damage to kill Lady or Lord Briarwood in a single turn...
Correction: AND
Those bitches come back like they're Son Goku you gotta be ready.
Orthax: I taught that fleshsack well.
@@2049571 I RAISED THAT BOY
@@maddoxio
Same energy on that comment
“I have no modifier for bad news”
Matt: *RECORD SCRATCH* goes back to normal!!
I remember watching this and at some point Matt said something like "creature x goes for Percy, because he seems the weakest" and Taliesin just made that "oh, really?" face.
It was very satisfying seeing this happen afterwards.
MATT: This one's gonna move up towards Percival.
TALIESIN: Yep.
MATT: Going after the weakest links in this element here. (audience groaning)
( edit ) here's the moment aswell. ua-cam.com/video/hi5pEHs76TE/v-deo.html
Immediately followed by Matt rolling double threes to hit
Anyone else amazed by the thought that no mercy percy might not have ever used his Dex for any damage hes done with bad news in the voxmachina campaign
BarryTheBareBearBarbarian WhoWasRaisedbyBears _Dude, the thought of that actually makes him horrifying_
@@RikuVA And Bad News was the go-to weapon of his. With 22 DEX...
I caught that, too. There might have been a little bit of pee coming out of me.
I actually think he just forgot for the one shot. I remember him rolling 30 damage w/ no hex addition, which would be max. 2d12 plus 6. Against a horse. A very dead horse.
...oh my god
I wonder if bad guys tell ghost stories of Percy. I definitely would.
Dead men tell no tale, but then again, maybe that's why they are called ghost stories
The only thing they fear... is you.. and your fucking 249 damage in a single round. Percy could become the Doom Slayer
"Gather 'round the fire, goblings, as I tell you the tale of... the Terrible Tinkerer of Tal'Dorei!!"
"The Collector is a ruthless bounty hunter who wanders the Planes, hunting down the souls of the most wretched sinners to ever walk Exandria. Whether they torture children, or trade in slaves, or enforce oppressive laws... the filthier the soul, the more he craves it. Do take care not to cross him, for no one can hide from the Collector forever. And should he find you, he'll extract your very essence into his soul siphon - invented by his left eye, and perfected by his right."
Percy spoke softly and carried a BIG stick called “BAD NEWS!”
Percy and the Bad News,
There's a joke here about Percy's big stick, and a certain half-elf
I'm not gonna tell it, y'all can work it out
Because nothing travels faster than BAD NEWS.
Sam: Percy, Percy, show them some mercy!
Taliesen: I'm killing them as quickly as I can! It's not like I'm TRYING to make them suffer!
Matt's face is a master piece throughout the entire ordeal. He goes from, "Right, Percy's turn. Shouldn't be too bad," to, "49 damage? This is going to wreck my encounter," to, "49... TIMES TWO?" to, "You never knew you could apply your dex modifier to Bad News? How is that even possible? We played an entire campaing where you were a badass... WITHOUT MODIFIERS?" and finally to, "I am so proud of my friend. Now I have to clean up after them."
BUTT FLAP WAS *DOWN*
Percy went full hospital gown, nothing under on this one.
The butt flap of HIS SOUL was down!
Pretty sure the flap was up, and he went in dry.
Butt flap was torn off and forcibly rammed down the Godling's throat.
Gun: Loaded
Target: Locked
Ass: Out
“49.... 49 x 2?” And the crowd goes wILDDDDDDD
And so coy about it too...
"And real quick because I know other people want to play..." was the best part of this to me.
Yeah me too
Because despite Percy/Taliesen almost single-handedly finished that fight, he was still humble enough to know his friends also wanted a piece of the action
That’s DnD spirit at its finest
Being a badass while also letting your friends be badasses
I am a firm believer that the "special effects" when Taliesin was "mime-firing" that gun were not special effects at all.
Well, he is over 4000 years old.
@@RAID3N_2013 wasn't the event his 487th?
Get out of here Deadpool
@@snormax7691 must have been born on a leap year
@@dittmar104 Hell he's so old he probably doesn't remember his actual age, he just pulls out a random number every few decades just to keep things fresh.
Only Pandemonium, the plane of insanity, could bring No Mercy Percy back from the place it's been tucked away all the time.
I think he's earned the Snitch back after that performance.
@@mattbriddell9246 too bad it was stolen from Mercer
@@qrowacheron230 That's awful. D:
@@qrowacheron230 Wait, for real?
@@raonair yeah, they talked about it a few times on talks machina. Right out of his car I think. That snitch is out in the wild somewhere
Bad guy: "I am a godling of a forgotten time, resplendent in ancient malice, arrayed in perennial spite. My fingers break mountains. My teeth crack the roots of the earth."
Percy: "SCIENCE, WRETCH!"
*Godling's torso explodes*
Who would win, a literal 30 ft demi God or one gothy boi
I misread that as Silence not Science and it still fits Percy so well.
What if, you wanted to DM a long encounter, but your fighter said; Natural 20
If I was any good at art I'd be drawing Percy shouting "SCIENCE, WRETCH!" right now.
And this is why machine guns in d&d would make anyone strong
This becomes far more impressive to think about when you realize he executed the entire stream of actions, including moving, shooting 4 or 5 times with an old fashion rifle (at most a lever action or bolt action) hitting every time, reloading, and ducking back down to hide, over the course of six seconds, the official time it takes for one round of combat. To summarize, he dealt enough damage to kill 62 commoners, 2 stone giants, or an adult gold dragon in all of six seconds. Now consider he should have done more damage this turn since he wasn’t adding his dex modifier to the first few attacks.
Sharpe: Fires three times a minute in any weather.
Percy: that’s cute.
He did a action surge so wouldnt that be 12 sec. Still impressive tho.
@@tripatomz3441 I don't think so, because action surge allows the extra action but there's nothing saying it makes you take a second turn, it's more the fighter mustering up the strength to get those attacks in during that small time frame.
Trip Atomz -Action surge is basically fighter bullet time, you push your body to the limit of speed. At level 20, Percy is basically an inhuman blur of movement, hands flying faster than the winds of Pandemonium. That puny godling never stood a chance.
It's even more primitive than a lever or bolt-action weapon. Bad News seems to be a wheellock breech-loading rifle, technology from the Musketeer Era (1600s). They take a lot of effort to load, and require such precision machining that historically they tended to be made by watchmakers (which shows just how good a craftsman and designer Percy is).
There is at least one real-life gun of this type that I know of, BTW. Look up a video called "Beautiful 1625 Breechloading Wheellock" and it'll take you to a Rock Island Auction House video showcasing it. It's a real-life period weapon, and it's eerily similar to descriptions I've read of Bad News.
And he did it with one hand tied behind his back...in the sack of holding.
It was put in the bag of colding. So it's going to be perfectly preserved maybe for cloning?
Mark D'Asaro We all know Vex would enjoy it
@@markdasaro9045 2 Percy's wpuld either go really well, or REALLY awful
AIN'T NO FLEX TAPE GONNA STOP THAT DAMAGE
but it can definetly fix it
3:03 Look at Matt's face when he hears "Times 2". His jaw clenches and he smirks before trying to hide it. He's clearly impressed and happy for him.
"are they?" Talisen with the biggest flex lol
unmerciful percival
Percival the Unmerciful
Alternate title: Percy becomes an anime character. Potentially one from a FATE series.
Yyeess, especially with Billy the kid being an Archer servant, makes me want to see Percy as an Archer servant.
@@outsider903 My thoughts exactly
We have William Tell with a sniper rifle now, this checks out
Simo Haya Demi-Servant with Percy as the main personality when DW
he would put Bill the Kid, Francis Drake, and pretty much most of the other archers to shame
Vex and Percy did the most burst damage in this one shot. DeRollos are beasts.
How is that news? Percy’s nickname is “No Mercy Percy”
Percy lit him up like a Tarantino movie...
Nah...John Woo.
5:49 that evil laugh from Percy has more weight that any witty one liner. Reminds of the smile Samuel from Rising Revengeance when you raided first meets him.
Yeah, I'm adding that laugh as one of Orthax's Killer Mori lines
The scene Matt described was amazing, but he forgot to add Percy flipping him the double bird before ducking back into cover lmao
Percy channels his inner Starlord there.
He couldn't have, he only had 1 hand at the time
@@starviper1813 He's Percy, he'd find away to flip a second bird
@@deffdefying4803 "Dear gods, who WAS that one-and-a-half armed man?!"
@@starviper1813 no, Keyleth cast regenerate on it
3:04 just the look of laura watching her d&d husband
You KNOW Percy had some fun when they got home after that.
Thanks you for pointing that out 😂
you can also see Marisha getting turned on by it xD
As straight as I am I'll admit... I pitched a tent.
Let's be real, this made us all feel things.
Percy managed to fulfill “MORE DAKKA” with a semi automatic weapon.
Thats rather impressive.
He basically fired full auto, while reloading in the middle of it
Pause.... isn't Bad News a bolt-action, magazine-fed rifle?
@@Megidramon Bad News is a breech loading wheellock rifle. Single shot before being reloaded.
That's more damage than a regiment of guardsmen
This comment is criminally underrated and you desperately need more than just 19 likes on it.
Amazing epilogue. Was great to see them play their originals one last time. Sam was hilarious, Percy was ruthless and Grog smash. Everything I could have asked for.
One last time? Haven't you heard? vox is coming back at least one more time...to meet their ultimate challenge. The mighty nein.
@@hinro yes...well...I didnt foresee the Kickstarter...Hindsight Is Natural 20/20
Well that is what you get for not being psychic.
hinro Not to mention, they’re going on a Search for Bob!!
Plus a reunion at Dallen's Closet.
He single-handedly destroyed that dude
Nah man, he did a lot of the work, but Grog's two finishing blows, while almost as impressive, were equally as satisfying!
@@ventusleone i see what you did there
Literally Percy’s turn and Grog’s turn was enough to kill it I think
@@pop-tartdepression393 Also Vex dealed a ton of damage in one turn with a fucking bow. The most dangerous couple on Exandria indeed :P
@@ventusleone but grog always does a lot of damage in a single turn while Percy can but usually not as much as vax or grog
Sams sense of humor is so weird compared to the others. He is either the only one rolling uncontrollably with laughter or he's the only one who isn't.
“That’ll do” 30 TO HIT
If Percy and Grog multiclassed into Paladin for a few levels, they would be even more of a two man army than they already are.
When this eventually gets animated, I want to see Bad News glow like a fucking bonfire before literally nuking Godling.
I want percy to be like constantly working on it in the background of the show up to this point of having this big ass rifle that he's lugging through Pandemonium and some experimental supercharged cartriges that he uses for this attack
After 30 years I am sure Percy has created a very bad news, possibly even a dire news. Imagine the damage he can do now.
Just rocks up with a goddamned Gau-8 Avenger minigun named "Everybody's Problem." and a wagonful of ammo.
What I love about this is the vision of Percy with what is essentially a sniper rifle, completely unloading an entire mag of .50cal into the demon in the span of 6 seconds while flying through the air like a majestic one and a half armed man!
Percy is confirmed being a final boss in campaign 2, after he turns evil... or eviler.
Tpk no chance especially if Taliesin Jaffe is Rolling.
Percy having a conversation with his wife Vex'alia:
Percy: But dear, I want to be E V I L
Vex: Not now dear, we have brunch with Pike at noon.
@@thepopulargirl1784 is it bad that I actually heard their voices while reading that?
@@SgtSplatter782 nope i heard them too
@@SgtSplatter782 we all did
Guy Percy broke this dude's heart with the amount of bad news he gave him
I would love to see an animation of this moment where Percy shoots Bad News and it fires like a bloody anime style Rail Gun.
Congrats on episode 8 of The Legend of Vox Machina.
"i have no modified for bad news" i want that on a t-shirt dammit!
248 likes on that comment can we get one more so it matches the damage Percy did in that round?
Creator Sama There ya go
The good thing about this one? Outside of the fandom it just looks like some pretty merciless snark.
“You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of a God-“
When your Nano Boosted McCree ults while Mercy also Damage boosts him
Nah. Given the fact that Percy was using Bad News, he was more like Nano-Boosted Reaper using Death Blossom, then immediately Wraithing away.
@@ForeverDegenerate Considering McCree was sitting at the head of the table anyway... :-)
nah, that’s the Flash in IJ2 doing disgusting damage
Bad News: Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Enemies: *nANI?*
@@DatNguyen-jz9ur The full title would be as follows:
"Unmerciful" Lord Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third, Sophist of Native Ingenuity, Member of the Chamber of Whitestone.
Try to fit that on a business card.
Don’t forget god killer, and proably a few others that I have forgotten.
@@JirkaKunst Don't forget Hero of Eman, Conqueror of the Conclave
@@JirkaKunst
Yeah. Forget business card, this man needs cardboard to fit that
Percy just became The Mysterious Stranger lol.
I love this.
thank you for the hearts above vex
Oh god I can hear myself in the crowd at 4:48 yelling "NO MERCY PERCYYYYY" 😂
"Thiiis is my *BOOM* Stick!" - Ash
"That's cute." - Percy
"Oh I hate to be the bearer of Bad News...PSYCH!!"
I just love the look on Laura's face as Talesin's counting those d6's, just goes from 'oh yeah, that's good.' to 'Whoa? That's gotta hurt!' ending with "OMAHGAWD!"
"you have advantage by the way"
"Oh I know!"
For some reason this exchange had such energy to it
As a left arm amputee I can’t let that last joke go by without comment.
It was gd hilarious! Brah-vo!
As a person with a paralyzed left arm i wholly agree!
T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E!!!!
Thanks for not removing the hearts the audience could see at 3:00. So many places edited that out.
You know why Percy’s sniper is called bad news? Because nothing travels faster, and nothing hits harder, then bad news
Hearing him say the name of it to met at a con was beautiful, and Im just going off the animated show.
My head cannon is when Percy fired Bad News 6 gate spells randomly opened in front of the muzzle, and channeled the Wave Motion Canon's energy from Space Battleship Yamato. You can't convince me otherwise. Goddanm.
If you haven't seen it, there's a gun in Destiny 2 called "No Time to Explain" that does just that, opening portals to alternate timeline versions of the weapon to triple the damage.
Nah. He shot Enuma Elish
Jesus i havent seen those kind of numbers since 4e
Level 20 fighters with the right feats can deal some insane damage. Hell I ran a campaign with a 10 bard/10 fighter(arcane archer) mix armed with a hand crossbow who was just insane. He could do Grog levels of damage from the back field.
A fighter with either -5 +10 dmg feat can get 80-100 damage from that alone, 8x to 10x their dice (that can crit) and 8 to 10 times their damage modifier/magic bonuses (5+)
*gets a massive roll*
"That'll do"
I’m just really really impressed with Mercer’s body isolation for those mimed shots. That shit is hard.
Bah Gawd! He killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half! That demigod has a family!
HAD!
HE KILLED HIM! OH MY GAWD HE KILLED HIM!
Everyone, even Matt, has a pretty significant reaction to Percy doubling his damage on the crit...except Travis, who looks like he's just waiting to bust out Grog and try and top it.
then he hears about hemoraging shot..... and he falls in love
travis for gunslinger c3
My favorite part of all this?
Every turn taken while in combat equals 6 seconds in the game's world
Percy literally did all of that in *SIX SECONDS*
A round takes six seconds, so he did that in a FRACTION of 6 seconds. The only god I see in that fight is the god of firearms and his name is DeRollo
I love how Mercer says "Level 20 fighter"
But its using a HOMEBREW subclass imported from 3.5/pathfinder
Gonna be brutally honest here. And i mean it to. Gunslinger as a subclass is kinda Garbage. Having played one myself, you are effectively halving your damage by utilizing these weapons, and that chance of failure upon a 1-3 is a mother fucker. The only reason in Pathfinder that it is so good, is that it is one of the only ways to get your dex mod to damage with ranged weapons, and those weapons attack touch Ac, so they essentially remove the enemies armor, shield, and natural armor, from benefitting their AC. That last one being something 5e gunslinger doesn't do.
It is a testimony to what a Fighter can do when it's player can score crit after crit after crit. If percy weren't a gunslinger, and was, say, an Arcane Archer or Samurai instead, i think he'd be doing way more damage then he's ever done, even with Bad News, or the Animus, considering Kabals Ruin can just as easily be used with those, and they also benefit greatly from Crits.
@@Crouza Hell with Tal's rolls he could run straight Champion, imagine what Percy would be capable of landing crits on an 18 with Tal's luck?
I feel like he was actually nerfed here because of Taliesin's rolls. He's just so fantastic at that, Matt decided to make a subclass in 5e to keep him from becoming a one man army.
Why am I seeing Percy as a character so powerful they cutting room floored him from Trigun?
When a level 20 fighter deals more than 250 damage in a single turn
We've reached peak D&D, guys
Still one of, if not my favorite one shot of CR. The moments were just so amazing
when you play a healing cleric, when you have an opportunity you attack as much as possible and deal 250 damage in one round.
too bad Liam wasted his turn summoning a useless Raven and died lmao
Talesin isnt playing a cleric in this
@@cheeseyconnor8268 he does in campaign 2 and this was played during campaign 2 where he has played a healer for the last 7 months. Going back to the opposite kind of character makes you want to exploit it as much. I thought everyone was getting the joke..
@@jorgenaranjo8029 you said hes playing a cleric and did 250 damage which he isnt hes playing a lvl 20 fighter that he played for 4 years
@@cheeseyconnor8268 my god... You cant be this dumb... Maybe get a 7 year old to explain to you the difference between the current campaign where he has played a healer for the last 7 months and a one shot..
We need a one shot where it’s just all of talisins overpower characters working together, Imagine Caduceus uses path to the grave and then Percy deals 350 damage, and you have Molly and Ashtin just beating the shit out of them
Stop, I can only get so aroused.
Taliesin: And really quick, 'cause I know other people want to play, Action Surge!
Me: STOP! STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
Know what would have been nice? After Percy says "...and I duck back down." Matt asks "How do you want to do this?"
Which would have resulted in something like "you duck back down, getting ready to reload, when you head a large >THUD
He just did a third of Tiamat's hp
"Let's see if this goes alright..." Percy... oh lord...
If I ever need someone to roll for my life, I'm calling Taliesin. I don't think I've ever seen someone come up with clutch rolls so often.
Travis could help too. He doesn't roll them as often as Talesin but if it's a clutch situation, Travis delivers
No Mercy Percy is the best Percy!!!!!!!!!!
Pierceyfull Fuckitstein Von Muscle Closeallski the Roller III.
@@bcn1gh7h4wk This is a woefully underappreciated comment.
I love Caduceus, but GODS I miss DPS Taliesin.
Man what if molly rolled like this 😢
he would be dead anyway, sadly Taliesin did not have the grasp of a blood hunter yet, he rolled like shit but melee was not his thing at all
freakindamnshiki yeah, bloodhunter is a tricky class. I like the idea of it though.
Well he _kinda_ suicided with his blood maledict.. lmao
No shade though. Bloodhunter is super weird to play.
then the blood maledict would've killed him that much faster
If I recall, that class ended up being changed after Molly's death, so clearly Matt saw stuff that he thought should be improved.
"Look at my boy...He massacred my boy..."
3:00 Travis looking at Taliesin like "That's right, welcome to the leagues of huge damage."
That crit damage, though. That was satisfying.
Cast: *coughs*
Live Show Crowd: *WHEEZE*
The Judge: No weapon forged can kill me
Buffy: That was then *pulls out an RPG*
same energy
I love that the first and last thing Tal says is “shit, son”
I like when he says X2 everyone is just shocked and Travis is just sitting there like, “yep”
I love one (1) goth prince
I love how when he says that he looks at Liam because Arkham’s record beat his record of 108 against the white dragon
I'm so happy to have watched deadpool beforehand to easily imagine that baby arm