I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!

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  • @lucyrox100
    @lucyrox100 3 роки тому +13776

    To anyone not in England who may not know: hairdressers have been open in England for like a month... they chose to do this

    • @getout_inc
      @getout_inc 3 роки тому +620

      Part of me wonders if they did this now just in case something went too wrong and they wanted a backup loool

    • @augustthacker5704
      @augustthacker5704 3 роки тому +326

      Phil seeing that hair salons are open: "hmmm hair salon ey?"

    • @c0smodrom
      @c0smodrom 3 роки тому +747

      they've been doing social distancing before it was cool and they are not going to stop it now

    • @ollie8185
      @ollie8185 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah haha I was wondering why this was popping up now of all times

    • @thomascampbell350
      @thomascampbell350 3 роки тому +27

      Wow what’s it like for your country to be livable rn?

  • @GisseASMR
    @GisseASMR 3 роки тому +28900

    I love that I still enjoy watching them as much as I did when I was 16

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy 3 роки тому +84

      SAME

    • @Nancysroom
      @Nancysroom 3 роки тому +24

      samee

    • @caelanoldacc
      @caelanoldacc 3 роки тому +460

      me too :,) i’ve fully grown up with them. i started watching them at like 12, and i’m 21 now.

    • @alyssagggghik
      @alyssagggghik 3 роки тому +43

      They always make me happy :)

    • @madelynng.w.8333
      @madelynng.w.8333 3 роки тому +106

      I'm 16 and I love that I still love watching them as much as when I was 12

  • @ratlesbian5498
    @ratlesbian5498 3 роки тому +4652

    the absolute panic in dan's voice as he did a complete 180 from "get away from me you're gonna stab me with the scissors" to "NO COME BACK YOU'RE GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH THE SCISSORS" is beautiful.

    • @anonisrose5915
      @anonisrose5915 3 роки тому +205

      The "come here idiot!!" 😂😂

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 3 роки тому +91

      The way he gets so panicked so quickly is hilarious I watched it like 4 times

    • @gaxalee7392
      @gaxalee7392 3 роки тому +43

      I started laughing so hard that my mom was looking at me funny. I told her why I was laughing and she just said, “oh god” with a laugh in her throat. I love this chaotic duo!

    • @khaxjc1
      @khaxjc1 3 роки тому +7

      Truly wonderful

    • @ellalove_55
      @ellalove_55 3 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +10056

    I missed Dan's laugh.

  • @saralafevers2411
    @saralafevers2411 3 роки тому +3407

    THE “AHHHH COME HERE IDIOT” WAS THE MOST UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

    • @carmellaroberts1331
      @carmellaroberts1331 3 роки тому +71

      I SCREAMED IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IT REMINDS ME OF ME AND MY GF ❤️😂😂😂

    • @whatever_emma
      @whatever_emma 3 роки тому +23

      THERES NO REAL THAT SOUND WAS REAL

    • @teddeeznuts
      @teddeeznuts 3 роки тому +7

      timestamp I beg of you

    • @Loki-fl1rk
      @Loki-fl1rk 3 роки тому +37

      1:07

    • @cherylwilson8743
      @cherylwilson8743 3 роки тому +7

      @@teddeeznuts right at start when Phil has the scissors stuck on his finger

  • @feikoff2206
    @feikoff2206 3 роки тому +12353

    The real reason Dan & Phil have lived together for so long wasn’t because they’re best friends or enjoy each other’s company but because Dan’s the only one who’s been able to keep Phil alive this whole time.

    • @cassandra8209
      @cassandra8209 3 роки тому +1562

      This implies that others have tried and failed to keep Phil alive, meaning that Phil has been revived from the dead at least once

    • @prylledie
      @prylledie 3 роки тому +397

      seems like its mutual

    • @ebbie2595
      @ebbie2595 3 роки тому +495

      @@cassandra8209 that’s why he’s so pale

    • @GoblynKing
      @GoblynKing 3 роки тому +45

      I THOUGHT THIS TOOO

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 роки тому +35

      You broke the code

  • @norianeberne2164
    @norianeberne2164 3 роки тому +6665

    dan asking "am i straight now" with terror in his eyes will forever be a mood

  • @mozzy4233
    @mozzy4233 3 роки тому +11472

    this entire video just has:
    “what do you have?”
    “a KNIFE”
    energy

  • @minjjis
    @minjjis 3 роки тому +13961

    phil: is offended that dan doesn’t trust him
    also phil: gets his finger stuck in the scissors in the first minute of the video

    • @Autojuht3
      @Autojuht3 3 роки тому +22

      >:(

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 3 роки тому +129

      I read this comment before the video and I thought Phil was only going to be mildly stuck. I was wrong.

    • @heddja
      @heddja 3 роки тому +31

      i laughed so hard at that

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 3 роки тому +6

      *Chuckling*

    • @zamzam515
      @zamzam515 3 роки тому

      That was hilarious

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 роки тому +6339

    It’s stupid but Dan joking saying “I don’t do anything straight” makes me so happy cause it shows he’s more comfortable with himself.

    • @kamamaunillama31
      @kamamaunillama31 3 роки тому +203

      I had the same thought. I think just all the little jokes he makes like that just show how much better he's feeling about being himself and how he doesn't feel he has to hide those things and it just lights up my day to know that

    • @goldenpie6
      @goldenpie6 3 роки тому +32

      i definitely get what you mean, but i also feel like he made those jokes even before coming out xD

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 роки тому +24

      @@goldenpie6 he definitely did lol

    • @ellenlouise8135
      @ellenlouise8135 3 роки тому +12

      @@goldenpie6 I think it’s just they have new meaning now because there’s context with him coming out.

    • @EyeconicLaura
      @EyeconicLaura 3 роки тому +28

      Dan truly had my favorite transformation on the internet. The fact that a lot of us were young when we started watching D&P means we grew up with them and ended up coming into ourselves at the same time they both came out. Seeing someone who, for most of our formative years kept this giant secret about themselves, be so casually open now, is oddly emotional.

  • @s8nisbae
    @s8nisbae 3 роки тому +6185

    I love how phil is constantly making accidental sex jokes and when he actually tries to tell one it makes no sense

    • @JessicaBiilor
      @JessicaBiilor 3 роки тому +103

      Peak Phil Lester tbh

    • @300blackcats
      @300blackcats 3 роки тому +57

      he's like link from good mythical morning

    • @sebastianandersson554
      @sebastianandersson554 3 роки тому +64

      And just like every other man he can't seem to tell the difference between millimeters and inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @moontoosoon2152
      @moontoosoon2152 3 роки тому +22

      get the lubricant!!

    • @natashaO-O
      @natashaO-O 3 роки тому +8

      @@sebastianandersson554 omfg 😂😭

  • @OranJJeTofu
    @OranJJeTofu 3 роки тому +4031

    “That was too positive we can’t end the video like that”
    *ends the video in the most wholesome way possible*

  • @hfjbjvf
    @hfjbjvf 3 роки тому +4264

    didn't realize how much i missed dan's *screams* breaking through the _sound barrier_

    • @musicbysasha_
      @musicbysasha_ 3 роки тому +77

      fr i didn't know my phone volume could be that high when i had set it that low

    • @elliamaris
      @elliamaris 3 роки тому +71

      Its like a russian roulette for my ears

    • @AJ-uo5zl
      @AJ-uo5zl 3 роки тому +27

      surprisingly nostalgic

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx 3 роки тому +22

      it was maybe a bad idea to watch this after my whole family has already gone to sleep. i swear my volume is as low as possible to hear them talk but suddenly dan screams and it feels like the volume is all the way up lmao

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 3 роки тому +4

      It made me remember that I have roommates

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 3 роки тому +6256

    I really missed having to adjust the volume every few seconds because of Dan's screaming. No really, I did, this makes me happy

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 роки тому +52

      It really does

    • @kauradam
      @kauradam 3 роки тому +34

      Exactly 😭

    • @Fyrienwood
      @Fyrienwood 3 роки тому +15

      mood

    • @ashtwrz
      @ashtwrz 3 роки тому +47

      when others do it I'm like "You totally could have fixed that while editing" but when dan screams: PLEASE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @Ghostkid-777
      @Ghostkid-777 3 роки тому +27

      It's been so long since I've heard him scream in a video, it genuinely made me jump / flinch

  • @annastars1537
    @annastars1537 3 роки тому +9201

    Dan has defintely grown as a person over the last 10 years but he still has the ability to break my eardrums multiple times in one video

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 3 роки тому +209

      I hear the shrieking and get thrown back in time to 2012

    • @withinsanityy
      @withinsanityy 3 роки тому +162

      The shrieking fills a void in my heart I didn't know was there

    • @zermit435
      @zermit435 3 роки тому +37

      the toad hair really fit with the toad shrieking hahaha

    • @flops_01
      @flops_01 3 роки тому +29

      He broke the sound barrier...

    • @user-ev9yz1yb7l
      @user-ev9yz1yb7l 3 роки тому +1

      do u go to stem?

  • @bellsy4622
    @bellsy4622 3 роки тому +4102

    Look at him tolerating people near his neck he's come so far

    • @roryu338
      @roryu338 3 роки тому +115

      This is an OG comment

    • @staycreations08
      @staycreations08 3 роки тому +20

      🥺literally

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 3 роки тому +9

      exactly what i was thinking LMAO

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 3 роки тому +45

      I think it's just Phil though because they're friends

    • @Bourdaine27
      @Bourdaine27 2 роки тому +16

      @@ellaelliott4415 "friends" lol

  • @GradientTowers
    @GradientTowers 3 роки тому +3981

    i didn’t realize how much i missed dan absolutely *screeching* his head off at phil

    • @artistinahammock3885
      @artistinahammock3885 3 роки тому +48

      i needed those screeches in my life, they made me happy

    • @dangermenatwork
      @dangermenatwork 3 роки тому +11

      i live for his screeches

    • @GradientTowers
      @GradientTowers 3 роки тому +2

      @@dangermenatwork me too😌

    • @dylancole1910
      @dylancole1910 3 роки тому +1

      Same..😂

    • @macularius
      @macularius 3 роки тому +24

      I think the sheer drama of "COME HERE, IDIOT" has overshadowed the masterpiece that is "willy-nilly silly Philly"

  • @emmiebunny04
    @emmiebunny04 3 роки тому +4329

    The thing I love Dan and Phil is that their dynamic is simultaneously "two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another" but it's also "concerned Dad and Phil"

    • @the.atlas.collective
      @the.atlas.collective 3 роки тому +108

      okay stop but the “ two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another” is such a cute story idea 😂

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 3 роки тому +21

      Momager

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 роки тому +16

      Save Palestine from Israel war crimes, spread the message and before judging get information, you can start at r/LetsTalkPalestine

    • @angelxdustyy8237
      @angelxdustyy8237 3 роки тому +2

      sangwoo?

  • @kaitlynlouise7706
    @kaitlynlouise7706 3 роки тому +5293

    When Phil said "woosh" a clump of cat hair drifted across my keyboard and it really made for a 4D experience

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 2 роки тому +719

    I’ve come to appreciate Phil’s fondness for Dan’s shriek laughs so much more since taking film editing classes and learning how easy it is to reduce the sound of something. It’s something they literally teach the first day. Letting Dan blow out our eardrums is a choice Phil makes. Because those moments are Dan being too funny to edit.

  • @brie
    @brie 3 роки тому +3659

    dan yelling at phil like a scared mom with their toddler when he got the scissors stuck around his finger PLSSS

    • @farinatasmia9134
      @farinatasmia9134 3 роки тому +43

      IKRRRR I WAS HOWLING, like i do that sometimes without realising 😂

    • @elliesheridan8003
      @elliesheridan8003 3 роки тому +37

      He got so worried it was adorable! He cares about his best friend so much

    • @LiSkyFox
      @LiSkyFox 3 роки тому +14

      I honestly also had fear

    • @nerdygal6133
      @nerdygal6133 3 роки тому +19

      I’ve missed the angelic sound of his screams so much

    • @augustthacker5704
      @augustthacker5704 3 роки тому +60

      "COME HERE, IDIOT" (affectionate)

  • @sobphie
    @sobphie 3 роки тому +4090

    the fact that you had to tell him to close the scissors....Dan, thank you, seriously and sincerely, for not letting Phil DIE all of these years

    • @lexaprobabes5947
      @lexaprobabes5947 3 роки тому +26

      I know right

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 роки тому +120

      Yes, thank fuck Dan has been here or else Phil would've tripped and fallen into a sharp object like 9 years ago

    • @Manilove223
      @Manilove223 3 роки тому +18

      I literally said the same thing 😂

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 3 роки тому +6

      Phil is literally live action Happy Wheels

  • @danlashida
    @danlashida 3 роки тому +2907

    Phil talking about Dan's book at the end because he thinks he hasn't talked about it too much is just so wholesome, it shows how much he cares and supports Dan.

    • @teddeeznuts
      @teddeeznuts 3 роки тому +17

      i see i'm not the only phannie turned dsmp stan lmaoo

    • @annemarieherbschleb3257
      @annemarieherbschleb3257 3 роки тому +10

      I'm not crying, my eyes are just leaking

    • @suzanneallard9053
      @suzanneallard9053 3 роки тому +1

      I love the pfp

    • @rebekahapps9828
      @rebekahapps9828 3 роки тому +3

      ahh another dan and phil fan turned gnf stan, i feel ur pain 💗

    • @daisynaish1823
      @daisynaish1823 3 роки тому +2

      hellloooo gogy profile picture so we all turned mcyt fans did we

  • @olasit9228
    @olasit9228 3 роки тому +1645

    Phil's "secret message" at the end is so heartwarming, it's nice to see how proud he is of Dan

    • @naiomik6179
      @naiomik6179 3 роки тому +1

      I was wondering about that, why is is silent?

    • @naiomik6179
      @naiomik6179 3 роки тому +1

      I was wondering about that, why is is silent?

  • @bellap0499
    @bellap0499 3 роки тому +4615

    i cannot DESCRIBE how happy i am that i get to change my volume every ten seconds to accommodate dan’s screams

    • @zeliemorrow2453
      @zeliemorrow2453 3 роки тому +58

      Fr like I lowk missed it

    • @axtiexe
      @axtiexe 3 роки тому +34

      especially with my headphones so my ears bLEEED

    • @averyalbertson7546
      @averyalbertson7546 3 роки тому +14

      I JUST DID THIS😭

    • @mackenzieoyola8020
      @mackenzieoyola8020 3 роки тому +3

      bro this comment like made me emotional, i’ve missed them so much. i’m so grateful to see them happy :)

    • @idksamir
      @idksamir 3 роки тому

      FELT

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell 3 роки тому +47971

    as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not going to talk to you for a week
    (thanks)

  • @stevetayler9518
    @stevetayler9518 3 роки тому +2180

    In all seriousness, I love how Phil uses the technique of de-escalating anxiety/catastrophic thoughts here by going ‘and’ ‘and’ to show that the consequences of the worries aren’t that bad

    • @CatarinaSi
      @CatarinaSi 3 роки тому +10

      What do you mean?

    • @notlucadaniel
      @notlucadaniel 3 роки тому +275

      @@CatarinaSi not 100% sure, but I'm guessing talking through future events, which makes you realise they're *probably* not as bad as your anxiety tells you. for example:
      'help my personal book is going to be out in the world' (scary)
      'and?'
      'it's going to actually help people' (less scary)

    • @CatarinaSi
      @CatarinaSi 3 роки тому +10

      @@notlucadaniel aaahhhh

    • @zhen1651
      @zhen1651 Рік тому +12

      this is so sweet im

    • @usernameirrelevant
      @usernameirrelevant Рік тому +15

      i never considered that that is what he is doing, but it really is. jesus

  • @lexorcised
    @lexorcised 3 роки тому +2295

    “that was too positive, we can’t end the video like that” [adds a whole section talking about how happy dan is and how he’s proud of him] wtf

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 роки тому +77

      *slaps him on ear*

    • @onlyoncetbj
      @onlyoncetbj 3 роки тому +32

      that was so damn sweet i love their friendship

    • @JustEdgeOfficial
      @JustEdgeOfficial 3 роки тому +14

      @@onlyoncetbj I wish I had a friend like that

    • @bobbibitybob
      @bobbibitybob 3 роки тому +20

      @@onlyoncetbj they are such great friends

    • @snehap4404
      @snehap4404 3 роки тому +5

      @@onlyoncetbj their friendship is so great

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 3 роки тому +3206

    Dan is so brave to let Phil cut his hair when he is about to do events and interviews to promote his book.

    • @kayveil
      @kayveil 3 роки тому +25

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @jjaster
      @jjaster 3 роки тому +130

      what if he deep dives into a beanie era

    • @ellespoonies
      @ellespoonies 3 роки тому +60

      @@jjaster if he does we know why

    • @bird.brainsss
      @bird.brainsss 3 роки тому +31

      @@jjaster he would become wilbur soot

    • @lilajanick
      @lilajanick 3 роки тому +19

      It’s not bravery. It’s trust.

  • @kc--
    @kc-- 3 роки тому +2514

    "Harry, I have no styles" is such an underrated joke

    • @ikissjessicajones
      @ikissjessicajones 3 роки тому +9

      I LOVED IT SM

    • @lilaroberts8101
      @lilaroberts8101 3 роки тому +7

      yess that’s exactly what i was thinking that was actually a good joke and barely anyone is appreciating it

    • @mishyann4061
      @mishyann4061 3 роки тому +1

      Right? I laughed for a solid minute

  • @roosimx8911
    @roosimx8911 2 роки тому +529

    I’ve watched this video so many time and I still nearly piss myself laughing at “you want a straight line? Jaggies?”
    “Oh no I’ve done a Jaggie”

  • @outlast_the_night7727
    @outlast_the_night7727 3 роки тому +2677

    honestly these two could discuss their grocery list on camera and it would still be the most entertaining content I'd see that week, their chemistry and complimentary personalities are just unmatched

  • @StayEmilino
    @StayEmilino 3 роки тому +3585

    Dan legit about to say “Guy trapped me in his house for ten years” made me literally laugh out loud.

    • @AnnaS-es2yr
      @AnnaS-es2yr 3 роки тому +7

      sameeeee 😂

    • @unclesnow3678
      @unclesnow3678 3 роки тому +61

      Wait isn't that another way round? I thought Dan kidnapped Phil years ago 😏

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 3 роки тому +23

      @@unclesnow3678 #1 Phil trash ✌️😌💖

  • @jacquelinemartinez3903
    @jacquelinemartinez3903 3 роки тому +3621

    Can’t believe I forgot how capable Dan is at breaking the sound barrier

    • @s.e.s.9146
      @s.e.s.9146 3 роки тому +79

      Wow I didn't know that Dan was that fast

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 3 роки тому +151

      God the sound barrier..... how could we forget about the sound barrier??? this reference has layers and requires watching these lads for like a full decade

    • @crimsoznt
      @crimsoznt 3 роки тому +41

      the sound barrier- **head in hands**

    • @erensneck
      @erensneck 3 роки тому +23

      That's what happens when you go fast

    • @jacquelinemartinez3903
      @jacquelinemartinez3903 3 роки тому +14

      @@erensneck ik it’s a inside joke from another video, lots of lore behind it

  • @Invisiblegirlswatchn
    @Invisiblegirlswatchn 3 роки тому +1783

    Reasons Dan Needs Phil: snacks, support during existential crises, acceptance as a person, reminder people can be kind, etc.
    Reasons Phil Needs Dan: avoid death by scissors, catch a pigeon named Steve, and cuss on UA-cam

  • @sebastianandersson554
    @sebastianandersson554 3 роки тому +3160

    I'd say there are two general warning signs you should always watch out for when going to a hairdresser:
    1. Is the person filming you with the intention of uploading the footage to UA-cam
    2. Is the hairdresser Phil Lester
    If any of these signs are present in your hairdressing experience - *flee*

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 роки тому +11

      _nyooooooooooom_

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 3 роки тому +5

      I'd let Phil cut my hair, no matter what the results were :)

    • @pulchrachao
      @pulchrachao 3 роки тому +3

      I'll do some scissoring😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pulchrachao
      @pulchrachao 3 роки тому +1

      "I'm a good top"

    • @pulchrachao
      @pulchrachao 3 роки тому +2

      "hey you're not bleeding Dan give me at least a three"

  • @airabelle
    @airabelle 3 роки тому +900

    phil saying it’s all fine with the least convincing face was the most relatable thing ever

  • @alyswilliams5855
    @alyswilliams5855 3 роки тому +2832

    I'm just enjoying how Phil asked Dan what was going on in his life and then stopped cutting his hair to listen attentively as if a barber would ever do that

  • @natashalawely2900
    @natashalawely2900 3 роки тому +1306

    i like how dan said "i'll post *something*" as in a singular thing bc we all know he'll drop a bombshell of a video and then ghost us for the next 18 months

    • @colonelduck6211
      @colonelduck6211 3 роки тому +53

      18 months is very generous

    • @anya1077
      @anya1077 3 роки тому +42

      How’s it feel to be a prophet? Lmao

    • @kingcallum8928
      @kingcallum8928 3 роки тому +3

      Sad but true 😓

    • @idiotburner5616
      @idiotburner5616 3 роки тому +14

      18 months, or 6 years?

    • @viv7627
      @viv7627 2 роки тому +40

      the prophecy has been fulfilled

  • @MinuEndaKanal
    @MinuEndaKanal 3 роки тому +2447

    the comedic timing, the density of jokes, the serious discussion of mental health... perfection

  • @sofiajearally9710
    @sofiajearally9710 3 роки тому +3483

    Phil using this as an opportunity to make Dan talk about his book is so wholesome

  • @jojoba_k
    @jojoba_k 3 роки тому +2368

    this is has been out for less than a minute and it’s already a fandom staple

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. 3 роки тому +24

      Staple

    • @Breauner
      @Breauner 3 роки тому +58

      @@SaraRankins. nono, this video is where we all park our horses

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 3 роки тому +24

      @@Breauner our horse princes?

    • @bornwithhorns
      @bornwithhorns 3 роки тому +4

      @@awkwardotter13 Nooo, I was trying to forget about those videos XD

    • @valequi1219
      @valequi1219 3 роки тому

      as it should

  • @lauristrash1415
    @lauristrash1415 3 роки тому +2045

    two best friends in a room, they might die. Dan: yes we will

  • @fanpet3912
    @fanpet3912 3 роки тому +2177

    Imagine Phil being your hairdresser. Constantly doubting himself vocally, screeching every now and then, and just being a general mess. While he cuts your hair the whole time.

    • @happyparallel3809
      @happyparallel3809 3 роки тому +29

      me when I cut my own hair

    • @megancanuto7638
      @megancanuto7638 3 роки тому +8

      To be fair this is me every day at cosmetology school

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 3 роки тому +2

      i would be dead

    • @Thiscoldice
      @Thiscoldice 3 роки тому +14

      Imagine your hairdresser saying: now don’t be mad

    • @Detsu98
      @Detsu98 3 роки тому +2

      Tbh I kinda need that

  • @littlemustacheemoticon
    @littlemustacheemoticon 3 роки тому +1420

    After two years, I realized that my brain wasn’t used anymore to Dan’s Angry Eagle screams and my eardrums just yeeted themselves out of my head

    • @SimplyMeezy
      @SimplyMeezy 3 роки тому +21

      Omg I’m the same way! Lol

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @lumae8216
      @lumae8216 3 роки тому +2

      Gosh same, but I’ve missed this. I’ve missed my ears getting destroyed.

  • @desiree610
    @desiree610 3 роки тому +1061

    as someone who has watched dan and phil since about 2013/2014, it makes me really happy and proud to see them openly talk about their sexuality

    • @shaunabiles9271
      @shaunabiles9271 3 роки тому +7

      I know I'm so proud of where they've come

    • @paul1n3
      @paul1n3 3 роки тому

      LITERALLY

    • @aidaadib2937
      @aidaadib2937 3 роки тому +9

      It feels like a fever dream honestly

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 3 роки тому +16

      Same!! Being closeted when they were and coming out with them was so wonderful

    • @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD
      @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD 3 роки тому +3

      It must be such a relief to be themselves 😭

  • @maddiecarter2864
    @maddiecarter2864 3 роки тому +856

    The wine glass and ribena is taking me back to the internet support group days

  • @bobothefool3909
    @bobothefool3909 3 роки тому +6145

    i love how it's been a decade but DAN STILL WON'T LAUGH LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING SO WE DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TURN DOWN THE VOLUME EVERY TWO SECONDS

    • @giraffe3700
      @giraffe3700 3 роки тому +75

      i like to leave it up, dans loud laughter and screaming is part of the experience

    • @cynicismpiee
      @cynicismpiee 3 роки тому +16

      @serdy ximi *SWEENEY PHIL WHFBSNVB*

    • @creativethingsbyavani
      @creativethingsbyavani 3 роки тому +26

      In Dan’s defence, I laugh the same way

    • @pfftthatscrazy
      @pfftthatscrazy 3 роки тому +4

      I WAS READING THIS AND HE STARTED LAUGHING AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME-

    • @xxmango_juicee1486
      @xxmango_juicee1486 3 роки тому

      ME

  • @LookingGlassLibrary
    @LookingGlassLibrary 3 роки тому +2472

    How can something be so chaotic and yet so heartwarming? Wait... did I just accidentally describe the entire Dan and Phil-verse in one sentence? Yes, I think I did.

    • @spongebeth9491
      @spongebeth9491 3 роки тому +13

      Im sorry but Dan and Phil-verse has me ROLLING

  • @Anna-cs5sb
    @Anna-cs5sb 3 роки тому +2568

    STOP, Phil adding the part at the end because Dan was too modest to promote his own book was so sweet. Phil is so genuinely proud of Dan ah 🥺

    • @m0nnie_
      @m0nnie_ 3 роки тому

      MY LITERAL HEART ❤️🥺

  • @LukasJamesonHin
    @LukasJamesonHin 3 роки тому +982

    Notice how Phil's not shocked or scared by Dan's sudden LOUD screams He's used to it😂✨

  • @tadabae
    @tadabae 3 роки тому +974

    phil: "that was too positive, we can't end the video like this"
    also phil: records the sweetest message of support at the end

  • @shroombean9329
    @shroombean9329 3 роки тому +712

    I like how nostalgia for this fandom is Dan screaming in fear

  • @savanna2708
    @savanna2708 3 роки тому +720

    alternative title: dan screaming out of fear for 19 minutes

  • @tvglitch3059
    @tvglitch3059 3 роки тому +3516

    these comment sections have turned from "eDgY iNsEnSiTiVe JoKeS 🤪" to "I love them and miss them and we're all growing up 😔✊" we've all become sappy :///

  • @kath26
    @kath26 3 роки тому +2394

    You know what I'd like? For Dan and Phil to record a video together, and then edit it separately. Then, they could post their respective versions on their accounts. Then, we could see the comparison! I just think it would be neat.

    • @Detsu98
      @Detsu98 3 роки тому +75

      THIS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA

    • @soccergirl3248
      @soccergirl3248 3 роки тому +47

      I don't know how the UA-cam algorithm works but I want this to happen, so I'm just going to comment on order to make this comment more popular (if this is the way it works, lol)
      BTW I love the idea :)

    • @Detsu98
      @Detsu98 3 роки тому +15

      @@soccergirl3248 yeah same here idk either how it works but I guess commenting helps👀

    • @creekunderscore
      @creekunderscore 3 роки тому +11

      omg this is an amazing idea what

    • @imabandit5739
      @imabandit5739 3 роки тому +9

      bwhshaba i need this in my life xD

  • @ollyollyoxen
    @ollyollyoxen 3 роки тому +3063

    Phil: Almost beheads Dan by letting go of a mirror too quickly
    Also Phil: Walks crotch-first into a pole
    Also Phil: Tries to take off scissors without closing them
    Also Phil: " i hav s t e a d y h a nd s : D"

    • @mars30
      @mars30 3 роки тому +41

      also phil: *has unsteady hands*

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 3 роки тому +8

      @@mars30 your profile pic omg folie is such a good album

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 3 роки тому +9

      im honestly amazed at how he's still alive at this rate

    • @zephyr3693
      @zephyr3693 3 роки тому +16

      phil: "i have steady hands!"
      phil: *holds out hands which are shaking like a leaf in a hurricane*

  • @solarcynicism
    @solarcynicism 3 роки тому +3212

    hearing dan say the words “dan and phil are gonna scissor” is definitely the worst thing that’s happened to me in 2021

    • @katiebeth1636
      @katiebeth1636 3 роки тому +118

      Are you familiar with Phil's tops only bar?

    • @rojeyjo
      @rojeyjo 3 роки тому +88

      you are eligible for emotional compensation

    • @solarcynicism
      @solarcynicism 3 роки тому +4

      @@rojeyjo i agree

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 роки тому +17

      Support group is needed.

    • @faith6833
      @faith6833 3 роки тому +2

      I think its pretty great tbh

  • @TalkativeTess
    @TalkativeTess 2 роки тому +321

    Anyone else just continuously circle back to this video because it's become your comfort video? I deadass watch this AT LEAST once a week.

  • @chloerose203
    @chloerose203 3 роки тому +1487

    dan: *puts his whole soul into a book, talks about mental health trying to help people*
    phil: it’s good

  • @milaskundric
    @milaskundric 3 роки тому +1189

    i FORGOT how loud dans laugh is and how much i love them together

  • @anniebellec
    @anniebellec 3 роки тому +3444

    just two homies living together for 10+ years, giving each other haircuts, building a dream home, and helping eachother come out. friendship goals😍

    • @fictionaliv9782
      @fictionaliv9782 3 роки тому +973

      historians will say they were best friends

    • @hayleybeatrice
      @hayleybeatrice 3 роки тому +161

      PLEASE

    • @murielkramer7674
      @murielkramer7674 3 роки тому +519

      Historians will say that they never married any women, but have a great collection of (dead) potted plants and, for some reason, a hidden golden pig

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 роки тому +383

      And they were roomates

    • @ChooaBunny
      @ChooaBunny 3 роки тому +111

      They look like really good friends

  • @ChumpkinPumpkin
    @ChumpkinPumpkin 3 роки тому +397

    WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE ENDING SCENE THATS SO SWEET OF PHIL TO SAY THAT

  • @anarcholoser
    @anarcholoser 3 роки тому +778

    wake up babe a new comfort video dropped

  • @kellyshirer2430
    @kellyshirer2430 3 роки тому +4709

    They’re just... the most profound example of soulmates I’ve ever laid my eyes on. That’s it that’s all I have to say

    • @maikellie9552
      @maikellie9552 3 роки тому +13

      Yup.

    • @catttyun
      @catttyun 3 роки тому +97

      I wish I find what they have someday

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 3 роки тому +18

      @Night Owl it's not romantic? i'm so confused ksjdks

    • @444riki
      @444riki 3 роки тому +14

      @Night Owl but it is?

    • @TA-sc4pm
      @TA-sc4pm 3 роки тому +103

      @Rachel_wx “Obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic.” -Dan 2019

  • @MORNINGSTAR_PRODUCTIONS
    @MORNINGSTAR_PRODUCTIONS 3 роки тому +864

    After all these years I’m so happy Dan’s instant reaction is still just fuckn scream

    • @felucca
      @felucca 3 роки тому +1

      my ears are not happy about it, r.i.p.

  • @aloneinthedark8081
    @aloneinthedark8081 3 роки тому +685

    I still love their energy. I love how they’ve never been cancelled and their comments are always either wholesome or funny. Danny has been taking a break from UA-cam and that could be a great move for him. I’m in total support of their journey. Best wishes for the future

    • @llamaglitter
      @llamaglitter 3 роки тому +33

      Here is a little light to sit with you in the dark🕯 ❤

  • @ebbie2595
    @ebbie2595 3 роки тому +385

    "The salon isn't in Vegas, but you are in my chair." - Phil Lester 2021

  • @aforaesthetics1620
    @aforaesthetics1620 3 роки тому +724

    I've desperately missed having to frantically turn down my volume every time Dan screams so I don't wake my family.

    • @jessicaable5095
      @jessicaable5095 3 роки тому +19

      Read this just as Dan screamed. Sorcery!

    • @Jiminjiminj
      @Jiminjiminj 3 роки тому +5

      ME TOO I had to put on headphones ahha!

    • @eme_rgencyy
      @eme_rgencyy 3 роки тому +11

      Watching this with my finger next to my phones speaker waiting for dan to yell lmao

    • @uranaturalblue1959
      @uranaturalblue1959 3 роки тому +1

      My life has felt empty without it 🤣

    • @Unfriendlymachine13
      @Unfriendlymachine13 3 роки тому +1

      He had this witch scream and witch laugh I love him 😂

  • @ASMRplanet
    @ASMRplanet 3 роки тому +3273

    This makes me unbelievably happy 😭✨

    • @jess7708
      @jess7708 3 роки тому +21

      Omg i love your content! I had no idea you enjoyed these dimbos like the rest of us 😭 the world isnt so big after all

    • @maisynelson7202
      @maisynelson7202 3 роки тому +11

      omg seeing the asmr channels i watch on other channels is always so funny to me lol

    • @hayliecassidy711
      @hayliecassidy711 3 роки тому +2

      Omg hi sophie!

    • @TheJellybean180
      @TheJellybean180 3 роки тому

      Hi Sophie! Love your videos! 🥰

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 3 роки тому

      Saaaame

  • @cynanee
    @cynanee 5 місяців тому +11

    I can't explain it but their energy in this video is 10 times fonder/sweeter than usual??? Also Phil looks so incredibly good

  • @Scarletmoon02
    @Scarletmoon02 3 роки тому +1168

    “I’m a good top but the bottom...people might want it but it’s not there” I burst out laughing during that and the 13 inch fiasco lmaoo

    • @riverday4783
      @riverday4783 3 роки тому +41

      Is this Dan confirming he’s a top,,,, who knows 🤣🤣🤣

    • @oliviagil799
      @oliviagil799 3 роки тому +1

      @@ae5704 17:50

    • @sinkpig
      @sinkpig 3 роки тому +18

      Jfc, stop assuming things about people, take it as a joke please

    • @trashcanman9357
      @trashcanman9357 3 роки тому +8

      No but he definitely did that on purpose. It’s been a running joke that people think dans a bottom (even since before he came out which is sad and invasive) but that was kinda hilarious of him

  • @brie
    @brie 3 роки тому +639

    when dan referenced reasons why dans a fail and his square hair, a vault in my brain unlocked that i didn’t think could be opened

    • @brie
      @brie 3 роки тому +6

      FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE PHIL LIKED THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK PHIL ILY HI I MISSED YOU

  • @emilymarley4505
    @emilymarley4505 3 роки тому +657

    The chaotic energy emitted from this video is everything to me. Ribena in a wine glass?? Iconic. Scissors stuck on fingers?? It happens. Dan screaming?? Absolutely. I'm here for this 1000%.

  • @leaslame
    @leaslame 3 роки тому +389

    i’ve cut my boyfriend’s hair twice now during quarantine, and both times i was more focused on keeping a straight face than actually cutting the hair. i didn’t want to freak him out exactly like phil is doing to dan here

    • @SahiraASMR
      @SahiraASMR 3 роки тому +7

      Did he like ur haircut? 😍 Ive been wanting to cut my brother's but im scared😂😂

    • @leaslame
      @leaslame 3 роки тому +22

      @@SahiraASMR the first time i cut his hair he liked it but i thought it looked a little bit funky.... the second time was a lot better and he's gotten a lot of compliments on the cut :)))

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 3 роки тому +1

      YES LMAO

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 3 роки тому +1

      @@leaslame oh good job!

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 3 роки тому +1

      But yes I was just thinking this like, Dan is screaming but has a lot patience lmao. Good for both of them.

  • @sarahnaru4084
    @sarahnaru4084 3 роки тому +1428

    Listen here.
    Some things we should appreciate in this video:
    1. Dan screaming
    2. Phil caring for Dan giving him snacks and everything :3
    3. we know how dan is doing.
    4. we got an update on the Book.
    5. Phil did a pretty good job!
    6. THE END SCENE I AM ABOUT TO CFY

  • @emotrash
    @emotrash 3 роки тому +784

    “What stays in the salon stays-”
    “What stays in the s-“
    “What? What am I saying?”
    “What is in the salon... is not in the salon”
    “The salon isn’t in Vegas... but you are in my chair”
    Close enough I guess 😂

  • @rhiannaross
    @rhiannaross 3 роки тому +226

    phil attempting to say “what happens in the salon stays in the salon” actually sent me into tears

  • @sxarsfade
    @sxarsfade 3 роки тому +187

    I love phill is usually crazy and silly, yet when dan is talking about something serious like his book he goes into a more like serious state and doesn't talk over Dan at all and just respect him so much

  • @jadelily3428
    @jadelily3428 3 роки тому +473

    “Harry I-have-no-styles”
    I’m crying I have never related to anything more in my life

    • @getout_inc
      @getout_inc 3 роки тому +2

      Mood lmfao I’m just a giant hoodie who emits Twenty One Pilots energy

  • @WordsAndWhimsy
    @WordsAndWhimsy 3 роки тому +963

    Alternate title: Testing Dan's Stress Levels For 19 Minutes Straight

  • @BeastTheMadness
    @BeastTheMadness 3 роки тому +2184

    "One direction more like 17 directions. Harry I have no Styles." got me

  • @musicismylife2429
    @musicismylife2429 3 роки тому +81

    can we talk about the last 2 minutes bc my heart is so warm, they’ve both been each other’s support beams for the last 10 years and have grown so much together it’s beautiful

  • @elliamaris
    @elliamaris 3 роки тому +932

    Phil: this is too positive we can't end the video like this
    Also Phil: *gives wholesome ending message in support of Dan*

  • @tammystephenson6563
    @tammystephenson6563 3 роки тому +4684

    me watching d&p age 13: :)
    me watching d&p age 21: :)

    • @giovannaa6105
      @giovannaa6105 3 роки тому +82

      literally me, i usually move past hobbies and things i like so fast but i still feel the same watching them all these years later

    • @mollyanngraybill1845
      @mollyanngraybill1845 3 роки тому +11

      Dude same!! They bring me so much joy!

    • @un3hcorn
      @un3hcorn 3 роки тому +11

      yeah this is it )': we all grew up well huh

    • @lexlixatkwa7nelson3
      @lexlixatkwa7nelson3 3 роки тому +9

      Omg same 🥲 20 now and started watching them at 13 😄 I always come back here for some laughs and comfort

    • @kano5990
      @kano5990 3 роки тому +9

      Me @ 26 :’)

  • @mr.adrian867
    @mr.adrian867 3 роки тому +995

    Dan is giving me big parent energy that agreed to volunteer for his son's haircut career

  • @honey5928
    @honey5928 3 роки тому +270

    i can just imagine phil rushing to record the last bit while dan went out to grab the mail or something so he cant overhear him plugging his book again

    • @leopardfangirl2604
      @leopardfangirl2604 3 роки тому +7

      Like I can totally see Dan being like phil what are you doing and busting down the door

  • @tbc_cosplay
    @tbc_cosplay 3 роки тому +866

    Less than a week after Phil tells the story of almost murdering Dan with a mirror, we're back at it again with sharp objects near our faces!

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris 3 роки тому +1

      the trust is real, honestly ;D (Even I wouldn't trust Phil with scissors)

    • @seafoam8845
      @seafoam8845 3 роки тому +1

      @@Octobris
      Nobody except Dan does

  • @SomeOne-pg2js
    @SomeOne-pg2js 3 роки тому +1364

    2:30 ah yes, the famous saying:
    "What stays in the salon stays in the -
    What is in the salon is not in the salon ...
    The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair!"

    • @sabrinapetz8581
      @sabrinapetz8581 3 роки тому +15

      I’ve waited for someone to comment this so THANK YOU BC THIS WAS SO FUNNY

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 роки тому +4

      I'm gonna get this tattooed on my butt

    • @fannyhell6473
      @fannyhell6473 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for writing it out because it made me choke laughing all over again

    • @skylar-blustarmer3504
      @skylar-blustarmer3504 3 роки тому +5

      "The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair" better stick 😂😂

  • @ecargecyoj2458
    @ecargecyoj2458 3 роки тому +1396

    dan before: ‘if anyone touches the back of my neck, i’ll karate chop them.’
    dan now: **lets phil hoover the back of his neck.**

  • @christinecarcil5135
    @christinecarcil5135 2 роки тому +400

    Dan’s *inhuman shriek* COME HERE IDIOT!!! Was so. Genuine. The horror. The feeling that you get when your best friend nearly kills you- amazing.

  • @whatapineapple2005
    @whatapineapple2005 3 роки тому +545

    And now we see Dan in his natural habitat: With Phil, and regretting all of his life decisions.

  • @alycianicole5871
    @alycianicole5871 3 роки тому +2805

    “do I look like a hot american tiktok zoomer?” is not a sentence that I will soon forget

    • @fenestrapain
      @fenestrapain 3 роки тому +16

      His hair like that 15:23 is giving me MAJOR TROYE SIVAN vibes.

    • @FuriousDinosaur123
      @FuriousDinosaur123 3 роки тому

      This is the comment thread I was looking for! 😂

    • @kingcallum8928
      @kingcallum8928 3 роки тому +1

      Subscribe to his onlyDans 😂

  • @Courtney-dg9iq
    @Courtney-dg9iq 3 роки тому +576

    Dan screaming trying to get Phil to close the scissors because he's afraid Phil will get hurt is total love and care for another person right there

  • @nikitaahhh898
    @nikitaahhh898 3 роки тому +301

    I fell out of Dan and Phil a while back but used to be obsessed with them (went to both tours, bought both books plus hundreds worth of merch, watched every video 100s of times and surrounded my life with them) but this came up on my recommended and I gotta admit, while they may not be my thing anymore just watching them be screaming, friendly and stupid brought me back to when times were simpler, easier and when I was younger. Even if it was for 20 minutes it was a nice break to truly forget about everything and be a young teen again

  • @kritisrivastava0
    @kritisrivastava0 3 роки тому +923

    "We have-"
    "Broken ground"
    "Who needs ten toes?"
    "Who needs feet?"
    They share one (1) brain cell

  • @qstionblomens6138
    @qstionblomens6138 3 роки тому +530

    It’s like it’s been years, Dan’s out, Phil’s out, *I’m* out, growth and change and 2020 happened, but I’m having just as much fun watching this as I did watching their stuff when I was in high school

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 3 роки тому +4

      same!

    • @iliyrawr
      @iliyrawr 3 роки тому

      SAME

    • @daadaa6356
      @daadaa6356 3 роки тому +1

      yes yes yes exactly. I love this.

    • @meganelste5410
      @meganelste5410 3 роки тому +3

      I’m going through ya’ll comments because I love the phantom so much and ya’ll are making me wanna cry with this nostalgia stuff (but in a good way) they make me happy 🥺

    • @CristinaAshley8
      @CristinaAshley8 3 роки тому +3

      A lot of us came out.
      I'm happy for you and so very proud.
      We can finally be ourselves and not have to ever hide it again!
      *someone who finally came out*

  • @danaekoloka9819
    @danaekoloka9819 3 роки тому +577

    This video has everything a classic Dan and Phil video needs

  • @kaskaskas
    @kaskaskas 3 роки тому +604

    How Phil survived for so long without Dan is a miracle

  • @caitlinkrum8311
    @caitlinkrum8311 3 роки тому +591

    I watched Dan and Phil religiously as a kid and I’m now beginning to realize just how much they’ve influenced my personality as an adult

    • @tasia3236
      @tasia3236 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 3 роки тому +1

      I'm so sorry.
      (jk)

    • @jezzy5452
      @jezzy5452 3 роки тому +2

      Same tbh, i always wonder why i make some random noises sometimes and they are why

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 роки тому +1

      shoot, me too