Daz Watches Australia Isn't Real
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As an Australian if I’m not real then why am I paying taxes
Xd ikr
Jordy101 Lol yeah why?
Df
Yeah
Jordy101 you’re just being straight up robbed
If Australia isn’t real and everyone is an actor
THEN WHERE IS MY MONEY
SAME
Lily Dian yeah! Where is my pay check!
These guys are working on uncovering it all
ua-cam.com/video/WG4ySsXvo9g/v-deo.html
Been a hot minute since I got a paycheck for being a full time Australian actor
EXACTLY!!!
As a sane Scotsmen I just want to let everyone know that not all Scottish people are this bat shit crazy! 😂🏴
I mean it depends on what city you visit 😂🏴
@@AlbaHistory very true! 😂
Yeah but most are sightly oddball
@@evamanahan6669 not alot just depends on where you go. I'm Scottish and does it annoy any other Scottish people that people from other countries think that uk/Britain
Is just England and nobody realises that scotland Ireland and Wales are in UK aswell. Just asking
@@Chazza1909
Question:
What does that have to do with being an oddball in certain places?
now I understand that people would be annoyed with that, especially seen as it's basic common sense that UK is not just England, it has many other countries that are actually interesting, (example: Ireland, and Scotland )
But what does that have to dod with being an oddball?
Is it because England can be oddballs? Or..?
As a New Zealander when he said when people land in Australia they are actually landing in NZ I just cracked up laughing.
I heard from another guy a few years ago about this theory saying Australia waa somewhere in south africa.
chur 🤙😂😂 same broo
Same 😭😭
I'm from New zealand too 😊
'If I'm not Australian and I'm an actor I deserve a fucking oscar ' - Lazerbeam
It’s LazarBeam
@@Dylanp.09 itsthe same
@@monikakarabazhakova7590 that’s just not his channel name though
@@Dylanp.09 weird how you still recognized who he’s talking about, maybe because it’s a fucking letter
@@TheChemistBeats sorry I’ll shush
I'm Scottish, we do not claim this man - apologies on behalf of Scotland.
ahahahah
Apologies accepted from Australia
Apologies accept
Thank you for the apology 🧡 Australia thanks you
He’s actually welsh pretending to be Scottish
mmmm, As an Aussie myself. I can confirm that I dont live on an Island. I live in the Ocean, mhm I just float all day wand Magically can use Wifi.
Ah yes we swim in the ocean all day and we have evolved into fish
As an Australian I can safely say that I laughed throughout majority of this video
Person: “Australians are all paid actors!”
Me: checks my wallet
Also me: it’s blank...
😔😔 So sad. Destroy the government
lazar beam tho
Was just thinking the same thing
Was that a kung fu panda reference at the end 🤣🤣🤣
@@320dlman4 in fact it was, good job on pointing it out
"australia isnt real"
* me sitting in my house IN AUSTRALIA rn so shocked*
Same lol
Yeah same. xD
Same bro 😂
Chloe Grimson in New Zealand you mean?
You hear that Australia your a dum dum and a idoit (I joking I just got this from the vid)
as a scottish girl, we do not claim him we get one of the best educations and bros still like this😭 plus he also has a rly posh scottish accent at the start i was trying to figure out his accent💀
U cant "unclaim" when they are scottish
@@jjjws8 sorry this was written a year ago, i honestly can’t remember what i was chatting abt, but to be fair, i get that i was being quite rude by insulting his accent despite being literally scottish, although i just feel he embarrasses scot’s by his perspective on things but that’s only my opinion, and to be honest i actually didn’t realise how silly i sounded LOL!
4:32 as someone born in Scotland and moved to australia i can confirm i am 200% not real
Australia has left the group chat
Kelci Warren what is this, ‘Australia’, you speak of?
Hang on, would that not be called a GLOBAL CHAT!!!???
Kelci Warren 😂😂😂😂
Kelci Warren 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy likes...
I’m Scottish, we don’t claim this person as one of our own.
Nope nope we don’t
Turns out he's actually Walsh, living in Wales and pretends to be Scoctish...an Australian content creator researched him and has called Mr. Dumb Dumb out on his lies and weak attempt at trash talking.
@@forestwombat3456 well then we definitely don’t claim him lol.
Indeed we do not, Idc where he is but if he’s pretending to be Scottish. How dare he 🤣
Must be on drugs I guess XD
As an Australian I believe this man might need to see a therapist because I am genuinely concerned for this man 😂
As australian I can confirm.....i am infact.... A PAID ACTOR!!!!
How much do they pay you? 😂
"Australia isn't real"
People who live there: "I'm just an illusion, i was never there"
Australia- "I'm just a dumb dumb, I'm just an illusion, I was never there"
Ah yes time to go back to the realm of nothing
Yep that me lol
I'm an illusion l?!?!
Ah yes, I did disappear for 7 years, I experienced the blip.
Plot twist: he's an Australian.
Plot thickens: He's an Australian living in new zealand.
Plot thickens even more: he’s Australian living in New Zealand living in the ocean
Dank Memes plot twists: he is australia
DSM_Lightning plot twist: why is Australia?
Plot twist again: where is Australia
Random guy plot twist: how is Australia
HELP NOT THE DEMI LOVATO IM DYING, BRO WHEN SHE JUST CLIMBED OUT OF THE WARDROBE I WAS PISSING MYSELF
When he said when people go to Australia they are actually landing in New Zealand. I literally couldn’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
New Zealand is the one that get forgotten on world maps 😂
I fucking died of laughter the first time I watched this. Actually every time ive watched this 😂.
*Australia has left the chat*
Hey! That was my joke!
Well played... 😂😭👏👌
According to this nut, it was never here to begin with.
@@couragekarnga8735 it's just a joke 〒_〒
star r r/whooosh
@@couragekarnga8735 🌏🎃🎉🏆
Imagine how fun geography class would be with him as our teacher
Lmfaoooooo
And he just loses his shit everytime he sees Australia on a map
He’d have a whole new globe made renaming Australia to New Zealand
Nice
He would implode when he see Australia
As a New Zealander I can confirm we are actually Australia
it doesnt exist tho
@@realtbh really ?? 😭😂
As an Australian I can confirm: I am not real.
What he thinks: he went to Australia and he was drugged
What really happened: he sat on his bed and got drunk
*applauses*
I laughed hard at this😂🤣
Or high , lol 😂
He got high. And REALLY drunk.
ThatGuyAgain
Wait I’m drudged gees I’ve been on it for 11 years
XD
When I clicked on this I was like wtf ? .... then when I watched this I’m still like wtf ???
Eleri Robinson same
Same mate
Eleri Robinson Same eh.
The title had me more confused than the person
Aren’t we all
Daz: how did we get here
Me: it’s called the rabbit hole of UA-cam 😂
I’m Australian and 3/4 Scottish because of older relatives and genetics. So does that mean none of my family is real. Am I just a prop for other people?😂😂
Him: “Australians are paid actors”
Me: *checks my wallet*
Me: “Nope I’m still broke”
Yep pretty much how it goes
Superannuation 💫
I’m still waiting for those pay checks I need money for steam gift cards
🧐🤨🥶
Sameeeeee
*“You’re telling me I didn’t hug a koala? ShE ClAWed MY nIpPlE WAs ThAt NoT REaL?!”*
Hahaha
Fat Fluffy Birdie 🗿
Fat Fluffy Birdie b
Yeah ofcourse 6
333 likes beautiful
Do you wanna know the truth...
Daz - YES
I take that back.....
Daz - OKAY
“Australia isn’t real”
3:01 me who is australian: NOOOOOOooooo…… (fades from existence) LOL
Can confirm, as an Australian i watched this video, immediately walked outside to check and fell through the floor!
that was three days ago... i only just respawned
😂
Omg this is so funny
I'm in not Australian but don't worry I know you you guys are real.
Lmao 😂
Omg😱
RagReynolds : *"I cant Speak today"*
Daz : *"YOU CANT THINK"*
Could you imagine this guy taking a geography test?
The test: draw a circle around Australia
Him: *draws circle around New Zealand*
I always watch daz when I'm studying or completing assignments, for some reason I find it really easy watching and even stressing about course work I can just sit and watch it haha
He- I- what?-
Imagine being this guy’s geography teacher
I would book a class trip to Australia and show him all the koalas and bushfires😂
😐
That would be so hard
Damn
He doesn’t believe in education
You may insult my country... but you call me DUM DUM and *mate Ima chuck endless Vegemite jars at you with the force of Steve Irwin*
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love this comment
what the fuck is Vegemite?
Sans the Skeleton
the best tasting jar of salt in the world
@Captain Zach Oh so it's Marmite? XD
Rag Reynolds: "When you fly to Australia, you're actually flying to New Zealand"
Me: "Dude! There's a difference between this (points to small kiwi birb) and this (points to an eight-legged god of destruction (aka. Aussie spider))!"
Anyway, Australia's got some really funny critters. For example: spider with neck, rainbow crab-rave spider, pale crab-rave spider which tears out rainbow crab-rave spider's organs if rainbow crab-rave spider isn't interesting enough to marry, chlamydia bear, greater chlamydia bear, jacked jackrabbits which specialise in waterboarding and surfboarding, chunky ground thing that poops cubes and has evolved to literally smash anything's skull against anything else, big spider with big fangs which can kill you in half an hour, micro spider that can kill you without you knowing you've been bit, spider which literally rots your flesh and acidifies your very blood and so much more!
Also, literally everything here can take a railgun blast and get back up to whoop your rear-end.
Love the videos daz they always cheer me up after a bad day keep up the good work 😂
Him: AUSTRALIA IS NOT REAL!!
Me in my house in Australia: *disapears*
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha 😂
Mr ambassador I dont feel so good
Damn he spoke you out of existence. RIP
It's all lies you're in New Zealand
Him: Australia isn’t real
Me: mr stark, I don’t feel so good.
That hurt
*we did it Mr.Stark, we won*
I smell a very underrated comment
Tony stark is the best meme.
What would the world of memes be without him 😂
@@v4mpyy. he's not the best meme actually
As an Australian watching someone claim that Australia isn't real is so entertaining for me💀
This is one of my fav daz watches vids
Rag : I can't speak today
Daz: YOU CAN'T THINK
Me: (laughing) I CAN'T BREATHE
Damn,he must HATE hearing about the bush fires in Australia.
As an official Australian resident, I must go see a therapist about my strange beliefs of living in australia
I WAS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER BEFORE THE AD AT THE START OF THE VIDEO FINISHED 😂
The kangaroos are *tRiGGerED*
How do you save comments 😉
U are a genius commentator
So is jazzadraws the very popular Australian youtuber
Though I’m Australian. I’m not real. I’m an artificial intelligence robot sent by the government.
AJ my name is Connor I am the Android sent by cyberlife
Corky B Roll I was thinking the same thing 😂
Same
Yep. Same here
Government: you weren't supposed to say anything, we have to terminate you all now.
Its not in the orange juice Daz, its in the water 😂
Love your Channel!!
As an Australian, if he ever comes here i'll send our drop bears on him
“Australia isn’t real”
Where does my cousin live then? Flipping Asgard?!
I've been to Australia and I hv many family members in there. Well I guess they don't exist. I guess I was in new Zealand even tho nz is way different
Maybe Australia’s real name is Asgard. Do I live in Asgard 🤔🤔🤔
IM DEAD💀
Welcome to Asgard my friend!
I live in QLD, and this man's telling me I'm not real
I had no idea my life is a lie I have grown up in Australia for 16 years and now I don’t exist dear god
yeah that's really shocking. Oh man I hope you find a new place to live. All those memories just gone.
YOU ARE REAL IT'S JUST THIS GUY IS STUPID!!
blueberry Sans female it’s called sarcasm😂 they’re being sarcastic
You may not be real, but you can be a dumb dumb.. But you're very smart! 😂
Brenton Spry lmaooooo
I love Daz so much and australia is real,
I am living in it😂💗
This is my comfort daz vid
“Australia isn’t real.”
The British that literally used it as a free jail for hundreds of years: “............”
.............................................
True
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
*welcome to the penal soilder, fight your way out to get a 2nd chance for redeployment*
Not 'hundreds of years' 80 to be exact. 1788 - 1868
Australia: doesn’t exist
Their bushfires: allow us to introduce ourselves. Edit: plz stop commenting this post I’m trying to sleep
Yeah I almost made an Australia dosent exist joke them remembered that. Australias really taking a beating. Cant wait to go there one day
You should go to Australia I live here and without the bushfires and stuff it’s beautiful
Yea dude
My dad was a volunteer firefighter in the fires, he was getting a family out of a house and was so close like an inch away from being crushed by part of flaming roof
I think
Australia: "doesnt exist"
Would've been a better thing to say
Him: Australians are paid actors
Me:🤨
Me still broke as af:❌💵
Yeah perhaps we should keep an eye on this one. I have a feeling I’ll be seeing him on “That Chapter” eventually.
"Australian is actually New Zealand"
Steve Irwin: Badger hold my beer
Steve irwin: Hold my crocodile!
Billy T James: bro hold my afro
Deleted Sorry no it’s not I live in Australia
Adriel Human Crocodile holds him in his mouth
RIP Steve Irwin
I live in Australia, yet i am told i am in New zealand. YET WHERE IS MY GOOD WIFI
Guy: “I started seeing this in my head almost”
Me: because you were on drugs?
@Kyler Rogers true
DAZ HIT 8 MILLION OMGGGGG
"someone needs a therapist, someone needs a therapist"-Daz
“Is this the real life?”
Is this just fantasy?”
“Caught in a landslide”
“No escape from reality”
Open your eyes...
Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeee
AUSTRALİA
this is hilarious xD
Open your eyes and see
The truth you f**king idiot
Kayla Blue ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TO ME.. TO ME- I love Queen but this song was made for him.. he should listen lol 😂
Him: Australia doesn't exist!?!
Australians: 👁👄👁
thats me rn
@Kyler Rogers ?
Me who got mad at the vid cuz i'm Australian be like "boiiiiiiiiiiiii"
New Zealand was first attached to Australia and so was Tasmania (Van Demons Land) they just drifted/ broke away over time
I should be offended but daz just makes it better and I ain’t complaining lmao 😂
Rag renalds: I took the drug, and I started seeing things
*its called being high*
Alex Price Acid trip much?
Do you wanna know the truth?
*yes*
In fact disregard that question
*ok*
I was dying at that part xD
You want to know the truth
Yes
Do you want to know the truth?
*yes*
_cut to a guy in a bacon thing crying_
Imagine daz as a geography teacher that would be amazing
I felt something pop in my head from trying to figure out if that guy was serious or not. 😅😅😭😭😂😂
Australia is the monster under his bed and he’s telling himself that it’s not real
That made me laugh
@Sam HIGGINS hahaha
@Sam HIGGINS Good one 😂
Omg yes 👍
Lmfao like beggar
So i'm not real? *SNAPS FINGERS* Crikey i don't feel so good
DuBsTeP Mister Stark I don't feel so good
noice
@@landoneidson6294 now thats just too far
Megan Muffin Haha theres no such thing
DuBsTeP 😂😂
As an Australian I can confirm I am not real
1:20 almost died but still continues to finish his video 🤣
Him- They are dum dums
Me- 😂😂😂 he must be joking right?
Daz- what are we five
Me- we must be 😂
As an Australian this was quite amusing
What theee actually.........holy moly.. da hell 😂i love this 😂
"everyone in Australia is a paid actor"
The homeless Australians: *laughs in poverty*
HELLLOOOOO
IM AN OZZIE
They're still paid just in coins instead of notes
dark joke but ok
I have an Australian actor
HUGH JACKMAN😂😂😂😂😂
My cousins live in Australia are they fake?
Him: Australia isn’t real!
Me: so where tf have I been living? *disappears*
ella harkensee 😂😂*disappears*
Lol true
she hasn't replied because she disappeared
@@thatshome5931 🤣
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol,lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
The Demi Lavato bit was wiiiillld😂
as an australian,, i agree cuz i just jumped off the bed and fell through the floor 😖. but i just respawned, so im back 💗
I'm watching this in Australia with my 10 year old cousin and she's like "I think this guy took the wrong pills" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love your cousin 😂😂😂
ur cousin is a legend!!! XDDD
Ok
i'm Australian and it's Quiet nice here
Ashlee Litfin HAHA I love this comment your cousin is smart ❤️😂❤️
me, a 18 year old: vibin in australia
him: australia isnt real and they're all 8 year olds
me: oh tea
Aussie life for life
We ‘Australians’ are exsposed oh shit
i’m half Australian, so does that mean part of me doesn’t exist
As Australian I now pronounce myself Non-existent
Then where tf is my pay check!? I’m waiting for cash bro 😤
Love how he can fathom New Zealand, but Australia just blows his mind.
Literally.. like how? I'm a kiwi and found this hilarious.
@@dallasfrost1996 kia ora 🇳🇿
@@dallasfrost1996 your a kiwi? Omg a talking fruit, this is crazy
@@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 Lmao, I see what you did there! Nice one. Not the first time too.
@@dallasfrost1996 teehee, it's probably an overused joke but it was definitely funnier than a little brown ball of a bird.
Me:*looks out window toward gum tree* *whispers* my life is a lie
I’m an Aussie and I can confirm that you definitely hallucinate your time here….. uh totally
Kyritinyoh, absolutely amazing 🤣
Guy: Australia isn’t real
Daz: LINDA call the asylum
im an aussie and his full of shit
tim Leahy
But are you real?
@@mariojudah9865 yeah mate
true blue
@@wetaftem7771 same mate
Vekezeus Ow yea mate.
I think the magic mushrooms are getting to him...
I was born in the UK, moved to Australia at 1 years old. Does this mean that I am non existent according to this guys logic. so he is either saying I moved to somewhere else, I died at one or the UK isn't real either 🤣🤣
A" dum dum " is a type of lollipop that is very small😂😂
"everyone who is living in Australia is not real"
Me, an Australian: Contemplates life
Australia: Mr Stark I don’t feel so good
The Slayer 😂😂😂
I from Australia we know Butter
*anime gasp* your a holograph!
You are real, you koala kangaroo spider man U.U
As a fellow Australian, I find this the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. I guess I'm not real!
Hahaha better to find out now, I suppose.
Lol me too
Lol AUSSIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
Same
we all arent real D;
‘Australians are paid actors’
*checks wallet*
Yeah right 💀
"hey electricity company, I can't pay my bill because I don't exist" 🤣
Him: Australia isn't real
Me: then how the f*** am I breathing
DiDnT yOu WaTcH tHe THe VIdEO?!?! you're actually in new zealand high off your face!!! XD XD XD
Same then how I’m breathing
Chelsea Potts me to
I live in Australia if u actually believe that’s it’s not real come to the country. And we are not dumb dumbs < that’s being a child.
You are on new Zealand 🤡