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- Опубліковано 9 бер 2020
- Here the King of Comedy and send to all prankster Michael Mcintyre talks us through a rare night out in a married couple and the gruelling routine for a women getting ready for a night out.
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It’s “mahogany mummy “ gets me 😭😭😭😭😭
why did you use crying emojis
Well, if I'm gonna self isolate I might as well do it with Michael! 😂
Jimmy Carr is a better Comedian
what planet are you livin on
@@shaany78677 I mean, he's not better, he's different. There's no 'better' comedian, it's all subjective. Pros and cons to everyone and everything.
@@-Tidgy there's better comedians, there's those that try to be funny but only idiots find em funny and those that are truly funny
@@shaany78677 Micheal is funny, he tries yes but he succeeds. He is accurate and uses physical comedy like Lee Evans. Makes for a good experience.
The man's a friggin' genius.
A wise person once told me
“Never take laxatives and sleeping pills together”
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I can confirm it is a bad idea. Although I didnt take laxatives, I had alcoholic diarrhea.
Just saying there is genuine concern at minute 1:50 for Michael’s reaction.
I believe this could be an old Chinese proverb :')
He's getting close to figuring out we can shapeshift, ladies! We must prevent him from telling the church!
I feel like this is a TikTok sound and I love it
Don’t steal contouring 101 s video
😂 yes thank you for this comment I love the TikTok sound
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Eliminate the nose. You can pretend that you have no nostrils. Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets.
All the ladies looking at each other and thinking "yep that's me" lol
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Mahogany mummy did a poo in the bed. 😂😂😂
The thing I love about Michael so much is that at 1:45 I had worked out the 'she shat the bed' line in my head, I knew that was coming, but still when he said it I burst out laughing. His delivery, his physicality, his follow-up... impeccable.
Ah Michael, no matter how many times I've watched this I still laugh and laugh. You are just a natural comedian and everything is so real and relevant. I've said it before and I'll say it many more I'm sure, you are amazing. Thank you for the laughs. They are desperately needed. 💕🌸
You cannot be serious! This is beyond obvious and infantile
@@davidroberts6549too bad we can’t see the count of the insane number of thumbs down you must’ve gotten
Yeah, from monobrowed ditch-diggers in the backwaters of Lincolnshire..@@fcturner
@@fcturner😂❤
There's gonna be loads of google searches for 'Michael Mcintyre wife' now lol
Oh no this comment has made me curious. I'm assuming she's a beautiful woman.
@@TheLadyDelirium I can't tell when someone is being sarcastic in text
@@cub1c698 I wasn't being sarcastic lol
@@TheLadyDelirium lol
The name is Kitty McIntyre
Can totally relate to the " tights 😂😂😂
I just love seeing Michael demonstrate putting on tights, especial after they pass the 1/2 way mark! 😂😂😂
*well make a wish* 😂
The from the knees up in stockings is an ordeal lol
"Well, that's it.."
😂😂😂
I can definitely relate to the panty hose and high heel thing!
Anne Slabinski didn’t ask
@@rehaan8 oooo someone is upset, never had a girl love you?
Sillimant oof
@@nojimmyprotested1025 yea oofff
@@rehaan8 awwww no one gives
My ribs almost cracked from laughing, because its so relatable and true😂😂😂
I really can't understand how anyone can say he is not funny......He is the absute best!
"Dark lady smells". Well, that's going to age well :D
Graham Butler I always thought it was ‘dat lady smells’ haha
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Funny man Mr Graham Butler
It is, because context..
@@ArcaneDryad Mobs rarely care about context though. The angry online mob comes first. Then a few months or years later.. Ooh, there was context!
I always get a good giggle from your man there. worth the watch.
One of my favorite !!!! Love it. Thank you from France... the stocking thing.... He nailed it !!! I m a woman... and it is very tricky LOL
It's not so much the words but the way he says them that makes us laugh
Some spray tans are different.
They look normal when they go on and then get darker and darker for a week and you can't tell how dark it's going to get, especially on paper white skin like mine.
...speaking from experience I suppose?
Love your white skin. Holy crap. It's the envy of the world. Before you call me racist realize you're the one whose literally trying to artificially change your skin color. God damn.
@@nexusclarum8000 I agree. While I like getting a light tan during the summer when I go to the beach, I don't understand the obsession with the self tanning. The fake tans never look good anyways, it's always that Donald Trump shade of orange.
Sweetheart rejoice in your paper white skin. It is no doubt gorgeous.
@@liviaclaire Not always. I use an organic tanning lotion, dilute 1 part of it with 2 parts of regular moisturiser, and get a lovely, natural sun kissed look. Nobody can tell I use fake tan, even when I make them aware I'm wearing it. The truth is, tanned skin (not orange though!) looks better in most people's eyes, and most of us like to look good. I do find it very strange though that someone can colour their skin orange, look in the mirror and think "yeah, that looks great" ;)
Make a wish (blows) try again 🤣
I was just thinking about his 'find a hair - make a wish' joke today and then I find it in my recommended on UA-cam lol 😂
Omg I almost pissed myself. “Ahhh, she shit the bed!” 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious!! So thank you!✨👍🏾
He's an amazing comedian 😂😃😄
Best comedian ever!
Fuck off
@@Romamb if you don't like him, then why the fuck were you on the video? What the actual fuck you moron
I agree , he is the best
Truly hilarious, thank you 🏋️♂️👌😂🎈
My favorite mythical creatures are:
The women who can properly walk in heels the first time they wear them
And
The women who don't have to fight with leggings/tights when putting them on
DarkLight Studios I’m a boy and I wore my friends heels at prom I could walk in them fine
@@Thomashorsman that's called an illusion, women think they can walk in them aswell. Next time you do it get someone to record you... I bet you walked like a right plonker 🤣
DeathWish haha someone did record it but I don’t know who so I can’t ask them lol
I must be a mythical creature then
I'm good at wearing heals but tights on the other hand, they take me about 10 minutes to get right
XD so relatable.
I love this xD
“Well *P I S S O F F ! !”*
Love this guy and this is why comedians ar funny as it is all true but in the most funist way
I wish there were more funny men out there in the world today! I believe our world would be a much happier and peaceful place if that was the case! Thank you for all the laughter and lighter hearts you continue to give to us!! Peace to all....💜⚘💜
Thanks, I needed that!
Men who care how women look need to take our advice and leave when we're getting ready. No one wants to know how the sausage gets made.
Men are shallow then
Hilarious!! so true, xD
Hes so funny wish he come to Canada to do a show
Fantastic!!
2:08
Wife: **destroyed**
Hilarious 🤣
eyelashes... 😂😂
So funny.....!!!!!
03:38 he forgot to mention that for extra care we tend to lick the tip of our fingers when we deal with it, especially for denier 10 tights...
This guy😂
He’s so funny ... but the magic eyelash etc segment really cracked me up
7:07
Michael starts talking like a south Londoner
God he's funny 😂😂😂
lol
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Tim vine finaly has some good competition
MICHAEL MAC
This is what I think of Michael McIntyre 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest part is that females laugh about themselves
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Okay
Artificial tanning looks bizarre.... Sorry! Hahahahaha
Speaking as someone who does exercise outside under the sun my tan is real but my feet are always white
He reminds me of Dane Cooke but with an Britt accent.
I think its the frantic pacing and heavy breath
Except Michael is funny
@@jwpipes47 Not laughing during the set was what reminded me of Dane Cooke the most
Hoping for some Corona jokes
Mahogany -- a color that nobody has ever been. WTF?? I may be white, but I would love to be a beautiful shade of mahogany.
I know right🤷🏿♀️
I think he meant no one is naturally of mahogany color..
He's not being racist, you idiot. He's just saying that it was an unnatural colour.
The sound quality isn't great on these videos. Can you up the volume please?
This is a very rare UA-cam comments section, 99% of the people in it are definitely over gen X or at least old millennials. I thought you lot only existed on Facebook.
Phaha
@Yelaa Bob I hate to break it to you but you're 31. Absolutely one of the old people I was talking about hahaha!
@Yelaa Bob I’m not sure, it was literally just a joke based on how people are talking in the comments. No need to get your knickers in a knot grandma!
@Yelaa Bob Why do you wanna know? Trying to relate to the youth? I don’t know how younger people talk, it was just a little observation based on vibe alone. Anyways if you’re trying to sound less senile I’d suggest you improve your horrendous grammar.
@Yelaa Bob Where do I even begin? Lowercase letters where they should be capital, no spaces between letters and full stops and double spaces. Either you’re completely senile or just typing extremely fast in a blind rage hahahaha.
I'm a girl and I just put on trainers and a band hoodie lol. Oh yes and the same jeans from the past 2 days lmao
wierd flex but ok
@@catbinnatova7596 no it's just that he's saying how girls take ages to get dressed and then there's me who takes like 2 minutes lmao
Am I the only one who has never seen anyone make a wish on an eyelash?
me neither
I do it all the time
Why was there so much heavy breathing in the background
So glad I don't engage in any of the ridiculous beauty practices mentioned...seems exhausting.
but thats where the jokes you are laughing at come from😂 spice up
Ugly
Not really exhausting, just fun. But I imagine you don't engage in that either.
@@lucyporriton6162 um wtf
Hilarious!!!?
@ 7:56 -- seriously, ladies. It takes practice to learn how to walk in heels. Spend the time learning. Your feet will thank you, your back will thank you and yes, your husband will thank you. (The trick is, keep all your weight on your heel.)
If I put my weight on the heels, they would snap 😂
Don’t wear heels, your feet, knees, hips and back will thank you!
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He breaths very loudly. I'm begining to see why most comics just hold the mic.
He s walking around, mic near him. Ofcourse you'd hear him breathe. 👍😆
@@lafemmerowena Yeah, exactly. Just hold the mic with your hand so I don't have to hear the way your nose whistles. Lol.
@Lara Yeah, I mean I get it. I guess this comic fancies himself to be more adept at physical comedy and that's why he does that. But, maybe some Afrin or something. Lol. There has to be SOME other way. I for one found it pretty distracting.
i love his routine but his breathing in this video was really annoying
Paul TheSkeptic
Best thing for you is to stick to books.
Sean Lock Bary Cryer how come Mm
Micheal making fun of his wife
100th comment
you can easily tell what kind of audience he has from reading these comments
SJW's are working hard to figure out how they can say this is racist.
what sjw
SJW=social justice warrior, evolved from keyboard warrior. A keyboard warrior writes message of bravado, but in real life they're cowards because they want to appear strong. A SJW is some one who acts all virtuous for social issues online to get social approval. Often mundane first world problems or non-issues that can be explain behavioural psychology, biology, economics and crime data. Sometimes they just pretend something is offence, such a Hawaii dancing doll in some guy's taxis, which a reporter for buzzfeed said was racist as he drove her drunk arse home. This has since spilled over into real life and SJW's will protest about first world problems. Their protests are always in first world countries. Some have grown up in this online culture and even write for papers. Such as the infamous "air-con is sexist" lady, or the girl who wanted Stephen colbert banned, but would not "in act the effort" to say why, because the interviewer was a white male, which she said from a her bedroom in Her mum's house (not kinding).
These people don't care about social issues deep down, it's just virtuous and fashionable to get all angry about everything, (in the social circle).
Some have been radicalise by these post and forums and have become the antifa. People who see fascism everywhere, and believe attacking all Conservative Party political opponents in all countries is stopping fascism.
These people aren't normally very athletic, because they spend most of their time online. Hence why the attack in groups on an individual or sucker punch people, such as the antifa bike lock professor.
You can Google these cases as I've labelled. They very popular watches, but their vast amount more. Most from America, the land of the crazies, but many in the UK now too.
@@Akoalawithshades Seems you are describing yourself and not even realizing it
@@minaolenella869 how so? Do tell.
Comedians are professional liars , that's their job and there is no harm in it . I am sure half the things he jokes about his wife are made up and I am sure she does not mind supplying that material after all Michael and her are worth approx 80 million dollars
Tanning is unattractive and damaging to the skin. Spray tanning is just disgusting and never looks good. Be happy in the skin you're in. Natural is always more attractive...and healthy.
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Well done..
Same old jokes
re-upload
It’s a re upload. For some reason this channel just re uploads the same videos.
Re-upload to promote a dvd on Amazon.
Same Old comments.
But dudes can wear makeup too 🥺👉👈
King of Comedy? Says a lot about the population that this puerile rubbish is so popular.
These jokes aren’t as funny in 2020
This would be so much better if he didn’t cuss, in my opinion.
That makes it funnier + hes British
@James Channon compared to some other comedians, no. Compared to some other comedians, yes.
@James Channon some comedians cuss a lot. Some don’t. I generally watch clean comedians. I love Michael, I just feel like sometimes he embellishes unnecessarily.
"whos that stinky dark lady?" "dark lady smells" REALLY? anyone else not finding this completely racist?
i loved his comedy, until he used my Lord's name