OFFLINETV $10,000 WHITE ELEPHANT ft. Valkyrae, Fuslie, Myth, & Starsmitten

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  • @Duplacorn
    @Duplacorn 3 роки тому +5066

    Michael sounds like a magic trickster goblin when he said “wooooo she chose the gift”

  • @cryssalys3285
    @cryssalys3285 3 роки тому +8715

    We see 9 people exchanging gifts and michael basically just bought 25 barrels of Crude oil

    • @dimensionalspirit4027
      @dimensionalspirit4027 3 роки тому +262

      Technically 8, since myth also took for himself his silver

    • @KnightOfSkorri
      @KnightOfSkorri 3 роки тому +155

      @@dimensionalspirit4027 actually at the very end of the video you can see Poki traded it to Myth, so it was technically still just Michael

    • @duodecaquark3186
      @duodecaquark3186 3 роки тому +61

      @@KnightOfSkorri Then Toast took his stonks back as well.

    • @zSilverGuardian
      @zSilverGuardian 3 роки тому +34

      @@dimensionalspirit4027 the silver is with rae, she even stream when holding it

    • @Ohnay77
      @Ohnay77 3 роки тому +1

      I’m sorry BASICALLY?!

  • @Evan-rl1rn
    @Evan-rl1rn 2 роки тому +4795

    Looking back on it, Michaels's gift is worth 4x what it was during this video. 55 gallons of crude oil is roughly $4300 US right now.

    • @EternalTriadthePaladin
      @EternalTriadthePaladin 2 роки тому +275

      Yeah pretty much any constantly in demand commodity is a good gift since itll usually naturally increase right? Lol

    • @MrMinecraftGamer456
      @MrMinecraftGamer456 2 роки тому +198

      @@EternalTriadthePaladin Not really. Oil is constantly being produced as well, so supply usually matches demand. The reason oil has grown so much is because it was recovering from all time lows due to production increases in oil by Russia and OPEC and Covid19 no want to traveling, thus not needing oil (it went negative Apr 2020) .

    • @Extraschmedium
      @Extraschmedium 2 роки тому +45

      It’s 25 55 gallon barrels. So 1375 gallons.

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 2 роки тому +15

      Ohhh buddy

    • @tjbehrens7077
      @tjbehrens7077 2 роки тому +5

      True

  • @wadewats2278
    @wadewats2278 2 роки тому +5556

    Micheal single handedly raised the level of comedy in offline tv

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 2 роки тому +256

      And also significantly increased the amount of times everyone has been tased

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 2 роки тому +66

      And the money spent

    • @rein6600
      @rein6600 2 роки тому +5

      @@RandomNulls which was probably more than one

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 Рік тому +4

      He *is* the comedy

    • @yooniemin7
      @yooniemin7 Рік тому +2

      Ii

  • @eringrant5191
    @eringrant5191 3 роки тому +16734

    Michael skipping and happily cheering “she chose the gift! What a fuckin’ idiot!” Sent me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @awakenmytoads9632
    @awakenmytoads9632 3 роки тому +14113

    Lily: “Its a thousand dollars so it has to be good”
    Michael: *laughs in oil*

    • @Schzercro
      @Schzercro 3 роки тому +363

      His oil stash is going to be stolen by the American government for "funding"

    • @jacobdenosta3339
      @jacobdenosta3339 3 роки тому +114

      Valkarae: laughs in kayak

    • @HaidarNormal
      @HaidarNormal 3 роки тому +36

      I kinda like the oil tho

    • @dreamanime5730
      @dreamanime5730 3 роки тому +14

      @@HaidarNormal same

    • @joonDOWN
      @joonDOWN 3 роки тому +19

      you know poki is hella stressed XD lmfao

  • @zucco9486
    @zucco9486 2 роки тому +1297

    Imagine you wake up for Christmas and you know you’ve been bad, you’re dreading the day Christmas comes around, but it’s here. You go to look under your Christmas tree and expect coal, but there is 25 barrels of oil there

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx 2 роки тому +104

      “JOKES ON YOU SANTA, THE PRICE FOR CRUDE OIL ON THE MARKET HAS RISEN BY 10%. I SMELL PROFIT!”

    • @galaxian2797
      @galaxian2797 2 роки тому +4

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx lol

    • @ormbaggen
      @ormbaggen 2 роки тому +16

      its worth around 1700 dollars in todays exchange rates so it wasnt a bad gift tbh

    • @Halichika
      @Halichika 2 роки тому +2

      I'd be so happy lol

    • @fatesse3135
      @fatesse3135 2 роки тому +6

      @@ormbaggen Almost $1900 today, the real question is when did Mykull end up selling it off?

  • @geeth.k.official1605
    @geeth.k.official1605 2 роки тому +996

    Poki: "is there an Iphone?"
    Michael: "no its way better"
    Lily: "an Android?"
    Michael: "CRUDE OIL"

  • @tylerm7561
    @tylerm7561 3 роки тому +6034

    Everyone to Michael: “You got a barrel of crude oil!”
    Michael: “No I got 25 barrels of crude oil”

    • @Shady36
      @Shady36 3 роки тому +193

      25 barrels can translate into serious money though. But its dangerous to store because the fumes are flammable.
      Edit: I'm assuming they never left the refinery, so that pretty much translates to gas money for a year.

    • @OutMagic
      @OutMagic 3 роки тому +130

      The fucking sudden turn of 1 barrel into 25 XD hilarious

    • @robbieisdabest8793
      @robbieisdabest8793 3 роки тому +20

      @@Shady36 I mean isn’t it only worth about 1k since that’s what he bought it for

    • @thesneakyfoxtss
      @thesneakyfoxtss 3 роки тому +108

      Oil's probably gonna go up soon too, so Michael picked a smart-ass investment.

    • @Hunted0LessShirt
      @Hunted0LessShirt 3 роки тому +57

      @@robbieisdabest8793 There's often weird situations where companies need storage space for oil and things like this, chances are there's some way to make extra money from holding the barrels for some time.

  • @Hmm.........................
    @Hmm......................... 3 роки тому +6832

    "I got a PS5!"
    "I got an IPad!"
    "I got 25 barrels of industrial US Grade crude oil."

    • @PaperiLiidokki
      @PaperiLiidokki 3 роки тому +190

      USA government would like to know your location.

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 роки тому +85

      *Us national anthem starts playing*

    • @neglectrio
      @neglectrio 3 роки тому +34

      he could sell for much more

    • @cluanneyoula4634
      @cluanneyoula4634 3 роки тому +23

      No no...
      I got something to dump into the ocean.

    • @wahabalrefai4987
      @wahabalrefai4987 3 роки тому +12

      @@neglectrio the price is dropping rapidly from 100 usd a barrel 2010 to now its less then 30 usd a barrel nowdays and its dropping hard

  • @isaacli1636
    @isaacli1636 2 роки тому +510

    For those wondering, those 25 barrels of crude oil went from being worth ~$50 each to ~$120 each, so michael's gift went from being worth $1230 to ~$3000 now in March 2022 (a 250% increase)

    • @jean-bon1537
      @jean-bon1537 Рік тому +9

      Michael is a genius for this

    • @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022
      @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, but these commodities don't just exist in a vacuum. They have to be stored. The amount of space you'd need for 25 barrels is pretty huge, depending on location, will easily surpass 2000 USD over a year. And then you'd have to somehow contact a refinery or a reseller who'll come pick it up for a lower price (because the guy has to, you know, account for the price of shipping and convenience).

    • @auraaa_2991
      @auraaa_2991 9 місяців тому +14

      @@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022theres no way storing 25 barrels would cost more than 2k a year, simply looking at the size of the barrel i could fit 50 in my garage

    • @Zaratch
      @Zaratch 7 місяців тому +2

      What's the price now?? Hella curious

  • @Lewis95xp
    @Lewis95xp 2 роки тому +2891

    "You get 55 gallons of crude oil!": Michael Reeves confirmed *true neutral*
    "Dump it into the ocean for fun! Throw it in a lake!": Michael Reeves confirmed *neutral evil*
    "Oh I don't want it!": Michael Reeves confirmed *chaotic evil*

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup 2 роки тому +32

      That's news to you? XD Michael radiates chaos!

    • @sporeman1331
      @sporeman1331 2 роки тому +23

      We all know Michael Reeves is the pinacle of Chaotic Evil and that's why we love him.

    • @c0dejjshizpostarchive624
      @c0dejjshizpostarchive624 Рік тому +3

      Technecally "Dump it into the ocean" is more chaotic, so it would go: n, cn, ce

  • @Tomia0000
    @Tomia0000 3 роки тому +4225

    Scarra’s lthe dad who doesn’t care what he gets he just wants his kids to be happy

  • @mr.morning8869
    @mr.morning8869 3 роки тому +4838

    Everyone: its an iPhone. No its an Android.
    Michael: they're never going to suspect the OIL

  • @magmatard8737
    @magmatard8737 2 роки тому +627

    One year later I'd say Michael and Toast's gifts ended up being the best in the long run

    • @jenniegoldberg9084
      @jenniegoldberg9084 5 місяців тому +2

      what u think now???

    • @omgitsme2736
      @omgitsme2736 4 місяці тому +1

      lol no giving investment instruments is not a great gift lmao. Not to mention having to house 25 barrels of oil for an unspecified amount of time

  • @baileysmith4744
    @baileysmith4744 2 роки тому +97

    in the end they didnt even keep their gifts, they just traded them off. you can see Myth took the bidet and Rae took the silver. Michael still got his inflated prices of crude oil which is pog

  • @IkLkOkVkEkJkUkLkIkA
    @IkLkOkVkEkJkUkLkIkA 3 роки тому +3621

    everybody: Michael that's a lot of crude oil. Michael: oh I got 25 of these fuckers

    • @BN-pn2jk
      @BN-pn2jk 3 роки тому +103

      Guess we know the topic of his next video. What you can do with 25 Barrels of Crude Oil :D

    • @LeviathanOmega
      @LeviathanOmega 3 роки тому +71

      @@BN-pn2jk How many Turtles can we tank with 25 barrels of crude oil?

    • @emanoelteixeira7862
      @emanoelteixeira7862 3 роки тому +12

      You said OIL??? THAT SHIT IS MINE

    • @memerboi1336
      @memerboi1336 3 роки тому +6

      @@emanoelteixeira7862 'Merica

    • @theprovoloneprince9729
      @theprovoloneprince9729 3 роки тому +1

      Goodbye turtles

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 3 роки тому +3880

    Rae on the oil barrel: we are NOT bringing that home
    Brodin: we’ll ship the other 24 to you

    • @noxthederg9522
      @noxthederg9522 3 роки тому +7

      Im the first to comment wow

    • @judahschafer4799
      @judahschafer4799 3 роки тому +9

      @@noxthederg9522 wow so impressive there’s one other comment and it’s me

    • @-jaek-5156
      @-jaek-5156 3 роки тому +7

      She sounded like a mother right there😂😂

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому

      @Charlotte Harris aint thqt dream

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 3 роки тому +1

      *It's 1050 goddamn gallons of oil wtf*

  • @moomoomachines7193
    @moomoomachines7193 2 роки тому +103

    Michael’s gift was secretly the most valuable.

  • @piyo744
    @piyo744 2 роки тому +52

    lily's face when she goes "did you actually get 25 barrels" is pure fear

  • @OfficialPrincePie
    @OfficialPrincePie 3 роки тому +3538

    The two types of gifts:
    - The ones that everyone obsesses over
    - 25 barrels of oil

  • @RT-sx4ty
    @RT-sx4ty 3 роки тому +2119

    Poki: Maybe it's an iPhone
    Michael: My goals are far beyond your understanding

  • @literallycanadian
    @literallycanadian 2 роки тому +51

    See the funny part is, if whoever got the barrel of oil held onto it, its like $1700 now.

  • @joshie_pb
    @joshie_pb Рік тому +61

    I just came back to this video to say that Michael’s gift is now worth like 6000$+

    • @opeygopey227
      @opeygopey227 Рік тому +4

      I literally was thinking how it would be super expensive rn. 😂 what a great investment if he kept it until now

  • @Frostbite2346
    @Frostbite2346 3 роки тому +7427

    Poki: opens Michael’s gift
    Michael: You’ve just activated my trap card

    • @unsettlingriyuki6572
      @unsettlingriyuki6572 3 роки тому +91

      Also Micheal: Trapcard is also Going to be Useful as time passes by! I Will Manipulate Society that Crude Oil Has An Abundant amount of Good Luck when you put it beside your Bed! I will be Filthy Rich in 2 Years Babyyyyy, HEHEHEHE!

    • @patrickvillareal3166
      @patrickvillareal3166 3 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @gaby4076
      @gaby4076 3 роки тому +1

      Hes voice cracked me open when we said "its a 55 gallon of crude oil"
      idk why

    • @opuser1
      @opuser1 3 роки тому +4

      What I find absolutely bonkers is that Michael LIFTS the barrel. If its full its could weigh like 135 KILOS/300 POUNDS

    • @praedyth9815
      @praedyth9815 2 роки тому +2

      @@opuser1 yeah he is BUFF AS FUCK

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 роки тому +17269

    Scarra got a kayak, so now he can experience the beauty of nature, *unless it’s in one of Michael’s crude oil dump sites.*

    • @lucifersatan4611
      @lucifersatan4611 3 роки тому +229

      Micheal wouldn’t be that evil, right?

    • @filipjanak8313
      @filipjanak8313 3 роки тому +796

      @@lucifersatan4611 You are talking about a person who made baby targeting drones here.

    • @yesman5980
      @yesman5980 3 роки тому +57

      PAYBACK

    • @lucifersatan4611
      @lucifersatan4611 3 роки тому +41

      @@filipjanak8313 well its for plastic babies.

    • @darina3676
      @darina3676 3 роки тому +10

      LMAO

  • @rockstardynamite
    @rockstardynamite 2 роки тому +29

    Listen - the oil was the greatest present there, but them giving gifts to the crew during this too is probably the most wholesome part of it.

  • @baconator8712
    @baconator8712 2 роки тому +31

    In good gifts, there is always a bad one and Michael makes that bad gift into comedy. He always does that role amazingly

  • @notjunha5041
    @notjunha5041 3 роки тому +3058

    everyone: ITS AN IPHONE
    michael: *fifty five gallons of crude oil*

    • @meisteraffe2239
      @meisteraffe2239 3 роки тому +66

      1 375 gallons actualy

    • @mobarnes9272
      @mobarnes9272 3 роки тому +7

      @@meisteraffe2239 it’s not 55 gallons per barrell

    • @TheMmAaTtZz
      @TheMmAaTtZz 3 роки тому +54

      @@mobarnes9272 55 gallons is ~ $65, so it is actually 55 gallons per barrel

    • @cakepigs
      @cakepigs 3 роки тому +32

      @@mobarnes9272 you're correct it's 55 gallons pair drum those are drums not barrels, barrels only carry 42 gallons per barrel, but it is still 1375 gallons of crude oil because there are 25 drums.

    • @mobarnes9272
      @mobarnes9272 3 роки тому +4

      @@cakepigs If it was 1375 gallons Michael would have that said many because it is was way more significant.

  • @UntrainableWizard
    @UntrainableWizard 3 роки тому +2601

    *Everyone's mind*: "PlayStation, iPad, StarBucks, Bidet."
    *Rae's mind*: "Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock..."

    • @panda_69
      @panda_69 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao 🤣

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 3 роки тому +105

      *Michael’s mind*: 55 gallons of crude oil

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 3 роки тому +5

      Imagine getting gifted a fricking bidet lmao

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 3 роки тому

      I mean, its perfect for investation. I'll take it too more than any other gifts

    • @xXHydroDragonXx
      @xXHydroDragonXx 3 роки тому +2

      @@strbourne Not just 55 gallons, 55×25 gallons of crude oil xDD

  • @crazyasshandle
    @crazyasshandle 2 роки тому +84

    Rays reactions in this video is freaking priceless
    Like when toast was saying how it’s hard for someone with a good heart to steal it you can see rays face lmao

  • @iicy8871
    @iicy8871 2 роки тому +46

    12:18 micheal’s reaction was actually amazing

  • @FlaMango6127
    @FlaMango6127 3 роки тому +2687

    Pokimane: your gift will be wheeled in?
    Michael: *Runs like a goblin*

    • @cycoserin
      @cycoserin 3 роки тому +50

      With the laugh of one as well

    • @mrbeastfan5795
      @mrbeastfan5795 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂Ikr

    • @fierce4453
      @fierce4453 3 роки тому +13

      @Asura Code manz like krampus but with 300 tazer

    • @nova_apx8261
      @nova_apx8261 3 роки тому +25

      “She picked the gift” “What a fuckin idiot”

    • @Dominik-sz3cy
      @Dominik-sz3cy 3 роки тому +6

      WOOOO SHE CHOOSE THE GIFT

  • @tHfrtf
    @tHfrtf 3 роки тому +1955

    So no one's going to appreciate scarra's sacrifice, he keeps the kayak instread of stealing starsmitten's item

    • @mainarii
      @mainarii 3 роки тому +105

      Yea scarraa so wholesome and celine is so cute akjxdbwjksjchejw

    • @lillrice27
      @lillrice27 3 роки тому +163

      Tbh I don’t think scarra really cared for a Louis Vuitton wallet anyways

    • @bodolevente2246
      @bodolevente2246 3 роки тому +37

      If he would've took the wallet the title could have been "Scarra STOLE Celine's wallet?!"

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 3 роки тому +27

      Well, I'd rather have a Kayak than the Louis Vuiton. Any straight man would. Usually.

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 3 роки тому +39

      @@vailingbow1068 Idk if it's a sexuality thing so much as a luxury brands are fuckin stupid and I want to go kayaking thing, but I agree

  • @NyikaWachira
    @NyikaWachira 2 роки тому +40

    "Its a balance between being good and wanting a good gift, right? And its harder for someone who has a good heart to steal. So if I just take celine's silver, then now, celine, you have the choice to steal, or take another gift"
    Toast's Ginormous Brain - 2020

  • @Aviaidan
    @Aviaidan 2 роки тому +70

    Tag yourself. I’m Rae screaming “IT’S A BARREL” at 12:48

    • @fatesse3135
      @fatesse3135 2 роки тому +3

      I'm "GO FUCKING KAYAKING SHITTER!" at 17:15.

  • @RussellSkaggs
    @RussellSkaggs 3 роки тому +4055

    Michael is the only person who understands the true meaning of white elephant.

    • @MattDawgGaming
      @MattDawgGaming 3 роки тому +244

      Actually though, I was surprised when the first “White Elephant” was a PS5 lol.

    • @gordonramsey7379
      @gordonramsey7379 3 роки тому +93

      K A Y A K

    • @coreworldbazti1561
      @coreworldbazti1561 3 роки тому +196

      I'd say a bidet and a block of silver kinda fit.

    • @d4-yeet688
      @d4-yeet688 3 роки тому +13

      What is the key with White elephant? Like is there a type of gift to get? I don't know it but it looks fun

    • @RussellSkaggs
      @RussellSkaggs 3 роки тому +69

      @@coreworldbazti1561yeah that’s fair. Apparently the kayak with this group too (even if it’s dope af). Even the Starbucks gift card was pretty hysterical in its own right.

  • @kazunarifujiwara9599
    @kazunarifujiwara9599 3 роки тому +1770

    Scarra: I'll have the fucking kayak.
    UA-cam: Here, have a fucking boat ad.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 2 роки тому +5

    That $1,000 worth of oil is worth $1800 today. Silver has actually gone down. Was about $25 a year ago, about $23 an ounce now, but it fluctuates a lot and if you want to profit just wait until it's over $25. The Amazon stock has gone up and down a bit but is currently only worth about $200 a share more, so like $60+ more right now. Everything else they gave is likely worth a lot less now, but that's to be expected.

  • @CallumIsOK
    @CallumIsOK Рік тому +39

    Still to this day wondering why Lily never stole back the PS5 after losing the Starbucks gift card

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @esmondgoh3112
      @esmondgoh3112 Рік тому +7

      Ikr I was like "Yas! Lily has the chance to get the PS5!" Then she picked "the big one" cuz of Toast😂

    • @zes4033
      @zes4033 Рік тому

      The PS5 was already locked I think.

    • @esmondgoh3112
      @esmondgoh3112 Рік тому

      @@zes4033 not yet, cuz Leslie got final steal of the PS5

    • @CallumIsOK
      @CallumIsOK Рік тому

      @@zes4033 she had a chance, opened a new gift instead

  • @wholesome_boi
    @wholesome_boi 3 роки тому +3490

    We not gonna talk about how they’re playing ludwigs Christmas album

    • @Limes_not_Lemons
      @Limes_not_Lemons 3 роки тому +17

      nope

    • @PieSenPie
      @PieSenPie 3 роки тому +14

      Dmca

    • @HanMestov
      @HanMestov 3 роки тому +7

      let's not

    • @rayan2620
      @rayan2620 3 роки тому +82

      @@PieSenPie it’s not dmca , Ludwig is their friend

    • @shlok8955
      @shlok8955 3 роки тому +74

      @@PieSenPie it isn't dmca lud has said multiple times that it isn't dmca

  • @Concrusher
    @Concrusher 3 роки тому +4572

    Headlines two weeks later: Local crackhead arrested for dumping 25 barrels of oil into the pacific ocean

  • @pyramidteam9961
    @pyramidteam9961 2 роки тому +2

    "It's a barrel." Dumbledore said calmly

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 2 роки тому

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @rileywelch3498
    @rileywelch3498 2 роки тому +22

    When Leslie said "there is one worse than the kayak". And Michael is like OH YEAH with evil smirk @9:06

  • @delaticaldigital
    @delaticaldigital 3 роки тому +2615

    Lily: *gets good gifts
    Everyone else: *Hippity hoppity, your gift is now my property*

    • @GC-kj4zv
      @GC-kj4zv 3 роки тому +56

      Everyone else: it's free real estate

    • @sagescribe_
      @sagescribe_ 3 роки тому +37

      Everyone else: is for me?

    • @i-am-a-furret9716
      @i-am-a-furret9716 3 роки тому +7

      this has been the best comment I have seen on this site so far, have a cookie 🍪

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't have gotten it if I had the chance.

    • @forestt_2146
      @forestt_2146 3 роки тому

      @@sagescribe_ 👉☹👈

  • @AstroBlox
    @AstroBlox 3 роки тому +1700

    Everyone else: normal gifts
    Michael: 55 gallons of oil

    • @imsad219
      @imsad219 3 роки тому +26

      You misspelled boring, though I dont know how you get "normal"

    • @sirim5058
      @sirim5058 3 роки тому +6

      25*

    • @danielk.2643
      @danielk.2643 3 роки тому +29

      Isn't it 25barrels, 55galons a barrel?

    • @REDACTED-hv5ey
      @REDACTED-hv5ey 3 роки тому +22

      @@sirim5058 25 barrels 55 gallons per barrel

    • @darksean99
      @darksean99 3 роки тому +30

      Michael is the only one who gets the point of a white elephant gift.

  • @Heltsin
    @Heltsin Рік тому +18

    Michael now has the most expensive gift of them all.

  • @PolskiGamingIsHere
    @PolskiGamingIsHere Рік тому +7

    I love how they all opened gifts and had a great time doing so. Also making it very fun for us to watch. While also including their actual team (Production, filmers, editors etc) into it. Funny as hell and wholesome. Good mix

  • @azulaswrath4199
    @azulaswrath4199 3 роки тому +1934

    I just can't get over rae yelling "I LOVE ROCKS", with her whole chest

  • @jasonniu7386
    @jasonniu7386 3 роки тому +3315

    the entire oil arc of this anime was actually too funny
    "its a barrel"
    "oh i dont want it"
    lmao

  • @lilfattcatt7758
    @lilfattcatt7758 2 роки тому +3

    Given the current prices of oil that was the best gift

  • @introvertedpenguin3923
    @introvertedpenguin3923 2 роки тому +14

    Lily threw so hard, at 8:20 when Fuslie stole the Starbucks from her Lily should have stolen the PS5 and locked it for herself. Feelsbadman

  • @sagwajam1753
    @sagwajam1753 3 роки тому +3011

    We all know micheals using the “dumping the oil in the ocean“ joke to cover up the fact hes making a 35 foot apocolypse robot

    • @personagrand5674
      @personagrand5674 3 роки тому +43

      Michael Reeves invented Liberty Prime

    • @masterhbh2158
      @masterhbh2158 3 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @slowfia
      @slowfia 3 роки тому +3

      Lol cause dumping oil in the ocean is 10x better than building a robot with it.

    • @noferbeshay3869
      @noferbeshay3869 3 роки тому +1

      so dam true that might be his next vid maybe the old house is the robot but not conpleat

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 роки тому +6

      I think he's using the "dumping the oil in the ocean" joke to cover up the fact that he's actually planning on dumping it in the ocean.

  • @ToxicTrashBinBag
    @ToxicTrashBinBag 3 роки тому +1292

    Everyone: gets different gifts
    Micheal: ILL KEEP MY FUCKIN OIL

    • @nevaminder7186
      @nevaminder7186 3 роки тому +16

      in the very end toast kept his amazon stocks as well XD

    • @rini8282
      @rini8282 3 роки тому

      @@nevaminder7186 nah yvonne kept the amazon stocks

    • @Joe-hi1cb
      @Joe-hi1cb 3 роки тому +3

      @@rini8282 watch the swap at the end

    • @relisalim2754
      @relisalim2754 3 роки тому +4

      @@rini8282 no, like watch til the very end you can see toast gave yvonne back the $1000 spa treatment and got his amazon stocks back and then lily exchanged the starbucks $1000 gift card with yvonne’s $1000 spa massage

    • @nevaminder7186
      @nevaminder7186 3 роки тому +1

      @@rini8282 no look at the VERY end, toast and yvonne switched

  • @Pytho15
    @Pytho15 Рік тому +3

    i love how everyone started trading their gifts, it was so adorable and myth getting the bidet made me so happy because of his smile. this whole vid was giving off such a great vibe :)

  • @bigben987
    @bigben987 Рік тому +8

    Anyone visit this vid again after saw Scarra using his kayak gift in the newest camping vid?

  • @jackgraham3988
    @jackgraham3988 3 роки тому +2189

    Michael's fuckin trot when he goes to wheel in the gift is GOLD

    • @dreamstannumber4730
      @dreamstannumber4730 3 роки тому +12

      Same with his “You get 55 gallons of crude oil.” As he tosses something around.

    • @isamukawamori8296
      @isamukawamori8296 3 роки тому +4

      In fact, it's black gold!

    • @jackgraham3988
      @jackgraham3988 3 роки тому +1

      @@isamukawamori8296 Ayyy

    • @hirtew7
      @hirtew7 3 роки тому +1

      @@isamukawamori8296 Texas Tea

    • @kylecheng3710
      @kylecheng3710 3 роки тому +1

      no it was OIL
      *even better*

  • @julienbrazeau4656
    @julienbrazeau4656 Рік тому +4

    If only they knew that the oil would double in price the next year

    • @julienbrazeau4656
      @julienbrazeau4656 Рік тому

      As im writing this the oil is worth 1400$ and that is after the price went down so the worst gift ended up being the best

  • @peraltaivan4512
    @peraltaivan4512 Рік тому +3

    Who else is coming back to this video cause of Scarra kayaking in the camping video?

  • @ekko808
    @ekko808 3 роки тому +4113

    You guys laugh, but the price of crude oil has gone up 10% since Christmas, and rising.
    Update: Michael bought at about $48 per barrel. It recently reached a peak of $84 in November 2021, which would have made for a nice profit of 75%. Omegabrain Michael.

  • @ryogames9149
    @ryogames9149 3 роки тому +5289

    When Myth says “no kayak” to Lily she looks like she wants to die

  • @cyanjackson7689
    @cyanjackson7689 Рік тому +4

    Seeing the camping video was so satisfying Scarra finally got to use his kayak ❤

  • @senatordodo4240
    @senatordodo4240 2 роки тому +9

    damn toast's glow up this past year is CRAZY, mans is so fucking sexy

  • @YounBryan
    @YounBryan 3 роки тому +3928

    Poki: Is it an iPhone?
    Rae: Is it an Andriod?
    Micheal: *You have no idea whats coming*

  • @thenamesreaper1587
    @thenamesreaper1587 3 роки тому +9356

    “FROM MINECRAFT” *This proves that the fact Michael is now an addict*

  • @xmajesticfaithx5587
    @xmajesticfaithx5587 2 роки тому +4

    im back here after 11 months and this episode still doesnt get old!

  • @nafisuddin1523
    @nafisuddin1523 Рік тому +1

    scarra seen kayaking later on the camping trip.... so sweet

  • @hauntreaper
    @hauntreaper 3 роки тому +29309

    daddy scarra letting all his children have the good gifts god bless his soul

  • @malcombrown2697
    @malcombrown2697 3 роки тому +2659

    Can’t wait to see the “25 barrels of crude oil has been dumped into the ocean” headlines all over the news

    • @sentientlemonbattery
      @sentientlemonbattery 3 роки тому +90

      Crackhead Michael Pushing Humanity Closer To Extinction!

    • @choko5840
      @choko5840 3 роки тому +30

      that happens every five minutes no point on putting it on the news

    • @alexisj3295
      @alexisj3295 3 роки тому

      BAHAHAHAH

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 3 роки тому +1

      @@choko5840 f

    • @jazjasper1299
      @jazjasper1299 3 роки тому +1

      Been bugging me, i amd i do love michaels choice of gift but isnt a barrel kf crude oil like $58 or somthing

  • @genmalone
    @genmalone 2 роки тому +13

    I hope they do another one of these this year!!

  • @kasper7250
    @kasper7250 2 роки тому +8

    The brick of silver is now in the hands of Corpse. Amazing Rae.

  • @sidgustafson142
    @sidgustafson142 3 роки тому +1746

    Everyone: iPads, spa time, Starbucks
    Michael: OIL

  • @tipsy4373
    @tipsy4373 3 роки тому +1778

    Everyone else: Wants ipad, coffee, ps5, a massage
    Rae: I kinda want the rock tho

    • @MattatonicLife
      @MattatonicLife 3 роки тому +40

      tbf, it's kinda unique! Not many people own one of them, plus it can easily be liquidated for cash in a pinch :)

    • @annazfiirizky1952
      @annazfiirizky1952 3 роки тому +22

      Well its a shiny 1000 dollars rock

    • @echung168
      @echung168 3 роки тому +23

      Honestly.. getting an actual brick of rare ore is pretty nice, and quite a flex despite the amount

    • @melons3994
      @melons3994 3 роки тому +8

      Micheal: Give me my oil back

    • @gageshurtliff6201
      @gageshurtliff6201 3 роки тому

      Yah ps5 or an oculus

  • @jeanettehamilton7588
    @jeanettehamilton7588 2 роки тому +10

    8:30 you should have stolen the PS5 again and it would be safe forever!!

  • @keyosomayo
    @keyosomayo 2 роки тому

    I get so excited when i see a video longer than 20 minutes from offlone tv

  • @Angie-iu2rj
    @Angie-iu2rj 3 роки тому +2611

    I love how Rae just wants rocks and Michael just wants something to dump into the ocean. Then, there's the bidet and kayak.

    • @bradleytaber5873
      @bradleytaber5873 3 роки тому +22

      Super excited to see Michael's next viddy now

    • @Jasmine-tw7dr
      @Jasmine-tw7dr 3 роки тому +11

      @@bradleytaber5873 he kills all the turles next vid

    • @thegamingcomrades1669
      @thegamingcomrades1669 3 роки тому +6

      When I seen this comment before the video I was half expecting 1000$ worth of plastic straws

    • @dragndorf9
      @dragndorf9 3 роки тому +6

      TIL Rae doesn't know the difference between metals and rocks

    • @ki-kimo
      @ki-kimo 3 роки тому

      I read you comment before the video and I thought this was a beach episode

  • @Juan-hd8re
    @Juan-hd8re 3 роки тому +5596

    Scarra being the father taking the gift no one wants so his kids can be happy, good man

  • @CrazyNerdInventor
    @CrazyNerdInventor Рік тому +1

    For those wondering, there is no way they bought a physical barrel and have it shipped to them. No company would send crude oil to a residential address as crude oil is extremely toxic and releases hydrogen sulphide gas which will kill you at 0.07% concentration. You need extremely efficient ventilation and scrubbers to store crude oil without dying.

  • @benjamaxe6733
    @benjamaxe6733 Рік тому +3

    Everyone here hating me kayaking and me growing up in Monterey California just like 😭😭

  • @sunnyride89
    @sunnyride89 3 роки тому +792

    12:17 The way Michael ran to get his gift cracked me up so hard
    "She Chose the gift, what a fuckin' idiot!"

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 3 роки тому +34

      Ikr, the way he says it while running and jumping

    • @bastiangalaz4580
      @bastiangalaz4580 3 роки тому +26

      You just invoked the gnome of crude oil.

    • @lachezarhristov4192
      @lachezarhristov4192 3 роки тому +3

      Idk why but I get reminded of Cicero from his voice right there.

    • @emzi2975
      @emzi2975 3 роки тому

      @@lachezarhristov4192 That is exactly it, i was wondering where it reminded me off so ty.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 роки тому

      @@bastiangalaz4580
      Oh my god I’m crying

  • @Dogical
    @Dogical 3 роки тому +3082

    Everyone: Buys a fun gift for everyone to enjoy.
    Michael: Oil.

    • @Alteczar
      @Alteczar 3 роки тому +32

      Kayak is a fun gift? XD

    • @yikes5046
      @yikes5046 3 роки тому +78

      @@Alteczar Kayaking is pretty fun tbf

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 3 роки тому +38

      Myth literally bought a bar of silver

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 3 роки тому +15

      Back when oil was really cheap I was going to buy $1,000 worth of crude but I decided not too.

    • @Lica_The_Furry
      @Lica_The_Furry 3 роки тому +2

      @@yikes5046 yeah kayaking is pretty fun

  • @preacherpatch7225
    @preacherpatch7225 2 роки тому +6

    why do I find the fact that scarra kept it so wholesome- DAD SCARRA JUST ACCEPTING IT AND EVERYONE CHEERING PLS-

  • @souljasenzu6537
    @souljasenzu6537 2 роки тому

    This video was soooo entertaining. You guys gotta do this again!

  • @depressednatalong97
    @depressednatalong97 3 роки тому +1947

    Poki: *gets michael's gift*
    Michael: "what a fuking idiot"
    This guy have me laughing in my bathroom for 10 minutes.

  • @kindofspoon3y-205
    @kindofspoon3y-205 3 роки тому +1535

    Yoo michael’s bounciness is hilarious because he just knows he’s about to end someone’s christmas

  • @fireballgx5
    @fireballgx5 Рік тому

    I love how myth was just for like a half of the video was just appreciating and know that he didn't get probably the best gift but it something that he's very much happy with until toast steals it. He's REACTION was so funny

  • @masoon4512
    @masoon4512 2 роки тому +10

    Michael is just the human embodiment of chaos, it’s incredible

  • @abrahamcervantes5799
    @abrahamcervantes5799 3 роки тому +1605

    Everyone: “Michael’s gift is ridiculous”
    Micheal’s 5HEAD: *covers himself in oil, waits for it to rain, flys*

    • @m.behan6
      @m.behan6 3 роки тому +6

      Abraham Cervantes LMAOO

    • @sealtrain8252
      @sealtrain8252 3 роки тому +3

      Wtf 😂😂😂

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 3 роки тому +2

      wtff lmaooo

    • @ChiriConCarne
      @ChiriConCarne 3 роки тому +10

      This made me laugh because this is an old forgotten meme.

    • @oz121
      @oz121 3 роки тому +3

      He's gonna wait for it to rain

  • @hoodieguy7201
    @hoodieguy7201 3 роки тому +775

    This is a Scarra appreciation comment for taking the kayak

    • @ainiraihan3567
      @ainiraihan3567 3 роки тому +50

      honestly scarra is so kind, sometimes i feel bad for him :(

    • @user-vi3pi9rf7w
      @user-vi3pi9rf7w 3 роки тому +15

      I feel bad for saying this but scarra is not going to fit in it, most likely.

    • @sahilvedpathak9046
      @sahilvedpathak9046 3 роки тому +7

      yea, we need more of these comments, he didnt wanna take the wallet from Celine

    • @nsaker2342
      @nsaker2342 3 роки тому +8

      @@sahilvedpathak9046 you meant Celine 😂

    • @sahilvedpathak9046
      @sahilvedpathak9046 3 роки тому

      @@nsaker2342 ya sry i got confused

  • @asdrubalegirolamo660
    @asdrubalegirolamo660 2 роки тому +18

    Honestly, that oil now, with the pandemic would be worth quite a bit more.

  • @A_Sky_Pigeon
    @A_Sky_Pigeon 6 місяців тому +3

    I can’t believe that no one is talking about the Ludwig covers of Christmas songs being used

  • @BeeDoofy
    @BeeDoofy 3 роки тому +1782

    Poki: opens Michaels gift*
    Michael: *A FOOLISH MISTAKE!*

    • @Grey_301
      @Grey_301 3 роки тому +78

      Then he jumps around like the grinch on crack

    • @yerrrrray
      @yerrrrray 3 роки тому

      @@Grey_301 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Razer00001
      @Razer00001 3 роки тому +28

      Random person: Hey, why is there oil in the ocean?
      Michael: oil

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 3 роки тому +6

      *goblin mode* what an idiot!

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard 3 роки тому +17174

    Let's be real here. Micheal adding crude oil into the elephant gift stack was just an excuse for him to initiate phase 1 of his plan to exterminate all the turtles.

  • @abigcornchip4437
    @abigcornchip4437 Рік тому +1

    imagine Michael is a genius and held onto the crude oil till now and is selling it with oil prices up

  • @gurkiratsinghanand5838
    @gurkiratsinghanand5838 2 роки тому +2

    Brodin and daph getting seperate gifts was soooo cuteeeee 😍😍❤❤

  • @__xiiyue
    @__xiiyue 3 роки тому +1486

    The way Rae is terrified of how everyone is literally passing $1000 around like it's nothing LMAO

    • @Si_Luis904
      @Si_Luis904 3 роки тому +85

      But yet she made 180k this month from just youtube.

    • @amandahe3873
      @amandahe3873 3 роки тому +7

      @@Si_Luis904 wait, how do you know? Just wondering

    • @Si_Luis904
      @Si_Luis904 3 роки тому +58

      @@amandahe3873 in one of her streams she accidently revealed her statistics page.

    • @tuxzilla27
      @tuxzilla27 3 роки тому +17

      @@amandahe3873 I believe she leaked it on her stream a few days ago and there were a few articles about it

    • @arsonist___
      @arsonist___ 3 роки тому +7

      she accidentally leaked her yt studio dashboarx

  • @slamminsammyjo
    @slamminsammyjo 3 роки тому +1810

    So Michael is finally gonna get rid of those pesky turtles. What a masterful evil plan.

    • @highlandstorm0137
      @highlandstorm0137 3 роки тому

      Nuu. Not the tortles. (´Д` )
      Гув сзьькфак

    • @jorgemtzb9359
      @jorgemtzb9359 3 роки тому +16

      @@highlandstorm0137 Finally a method even more effective than shoving straws through their hateable nose.

  • @L09110
    @L09110 8 місяців тому +2

    I think the Kayak is actually the coolest of all gifts

    • @kam1k0t0
      @kam1k0t0 5 місяців тому

      After an oil of course, but yeah kayak is so cool

  • @virtualchungus
    @virtualchungus 2 роки тому +1

    Watching offline tv just calms me down

  • @luv4097
    @luv4097 3 роки тому +1234

    Michael get's 25 barrels of crude oil as a Christmas gift.
    US: "is for me?"

    • @Skypatrol-zh6qp
      @Skypatrol-zh6qp 3 роки тому +21

      Bruh, do you think, that Michael is going to give up his oil even for the government, and not pull a Gundam right out of his ass just to repel 'em? He's just an agent of chaos, that' shits' scary

    • @User-xl8ke
      @User-xl8ke 3 роки тому +20

      @@Skypatrol-zh6qp He technically was the government at one point. 😳

    • @Skypatrol-zh6qp
      @Skypatrol-zh6qp 3 роки тому +2

      @@User-xl8ke
      Say what now?

    • @User-xl8ke
      @User-xl8ke 3 роки тому +3

      @@Skypatrol-zh6qp Micheal did work for the government.

    • @Skypatrol-zh6qp
      @Skypatrol-zh6qp 3 роки тому +4

      @@User-xl8ke
      Ah, yes, that slipped my mind. I have seen the video where he mentioned it, but it was quite some time ago. That's quite an interesting and a big feat for someone who is now a Full Metal Crackhead
      Also I wonder if he still has some privileges or contacts from it...