He could do it on YT. Did you ever see Propecia? She did crackhead humor in..she must have been in her 50s. Stand-up and all that! She had me rolling! Sadly, she passed away a few years back. Look up Blind Date With a Crackhead. ❤
😂 I have been watching this channel for years and I've seen some shit in my real life. I love this man. I have been so honest about myself that I've lost many people because they don't want to know. People in general need to believe the lie because if you tell them the truth they can't handle it. They think we're lying. ❤
@ThunderLips730 that means, he is living on his own terms. He has a job & the women or men in his sexual realm, all, want to be there. He is not hurting u. Mind the crackheads in yr family & leave him alone 😂😂
@@ThunderLips730 Chill Thunder Lips...you got your a$$ so tight you couldn't drive a tack in there with a sledgehammer! Stress is the #1 killer...be more laid back like Robert!
Mark, thank you for your channel, it is an amazing teaching tool for how to be a better person. Accepting others and their humanity is one of the most important things we can do. It's all about love.
I remember his first interview! I liked him then, like him now, and still wanna smoke with him 😂❤ just the best personality, so damn funny, and straight up honest. Nice to see you again Rob! ✌️
"Can I borrow your car?" LMBOOO! This man is so hilarious! I'm glad this man can live in his truth and has such a positive attitude despite his situation.
Such mental strength is incredible. You are the man, Robert. I’m someone that has done a lot of drugs so I wouldn’t dream of judging someone’s drug use but I know that a lot of people only feel disgust and hatred towards someone that chooses hedonism in life. I just want people to be happy and not wreck their lives. If you don’t feel like you’re wrecking your life and can still be happy, do you man.
This guy could literally just get on stage, do 2 hours of audience Q&A, and get rich. “Just a Crackhead and a Mic: The Robert Show.” Shit would sell out every night.
Robert is SO funny! please keep up the robert interviews every once in a while, it's refreshing to have someone on here so positive and content with their position.
“Has the quality of the crack got worse over time?” “Yeah but I’m not a quitter” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I burst out laughing at that. Well played. Incredibly funny dude
I love this guy! Funniest dude, I've ever listened to! You have got to do more interviews with him! I love how he just owns his life! So much better than everyone coming up here and crying about everything that's ever went wrong in their life. Such a breath of fresh air listening to him! 😂😂😂❤❤
@@martianhighmile9088 what people are calling aliens in those UFOs are fallen angels , read the book of Enoch , it was removed from the Bible long ago with a couple more interesting books 2 Esdras
Robert's first video from three months ago has 80K views and 2.6K likes. This follow up video has 40K views and 1.3K likes in three days. This follow up video is doing big numbers for three days published.
Mr.Robert, you just made my shitty day end so much better than it began - I wish you well, you have a natural comedic cadence of a Blunt full of Truth sprinkles with Honesty rocks: that's that PrimoTopShelf SmoooooveRapGame❤
Robert missed his calling. He belongs on stage telling jokes. He is a natural born comedian. Make him a regular.
The Qummunity would LOVE him, no pun intended. Wait...
@@1stone379 i see what u did there 🤣
Lmbooo right i was cracking up
All I see and hear is tommy davidson can't unsee it
never too late to follow your dreams
This is the happiest most joyful crack user , High spirited
Til he outta crack and gets violent, then you'll see how quick he pulls out a flathead screwdriver 🪛 and tries rob you
@@RougeMaster 🤣🤙
@@RougeMasterstraight delusional! 💯
@@natasharichard3900 tell me you sheltered without telling me you don't know what's up 😆😆 straight homebody
First person I've ever seen that makes Crack sound appealing. And 60? Kudos Dude. Stay up
Idiot
Never quit doing what you love, is what I learned today.
Exactly ❤
Good lesson, I guess. It depends on what ya doing.😂
😂😂
Would you like some nice heroin, hv8074?
He had me crying when he said he’s not a quitter! 😂😂😂
Dude said he ain't no quitter when it comes to smoking crack... one day the quality of crack will be better like it was back in the day😂
💀💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🤣🤣😂😂😂IKR!!! Lmao!!!!
The crack was good 10 yrs ago....That's why most went to smoking methamphetamine
😂😂😂 he’s waiting on the Cubans to deliver
@Jackson11326 I heard that and lol...😂
I have never heard any one so proud to tell stories about their crack addiction.
I admire his honesty...
He has found Joy in life no matter what, God Bless Him
I just lost it at " she was complaining bout my ring, but that was my watch " 😂 ☠️ 😂 ☠️
😂😂😂
Bruh 😂
That took me a second lol bro
Hilarious 😂😂
😂
I’m so glad this guy is back. He cracks me up and it’s kind of nice to have comedic relief from the normal sad tragic stories of the SWU interviewees.
Laughing so fucking hard in the midst of a protest in my country Kenya.
Robert, you are the embodiment of living it UP!!!
True😂
Living it up? A bi, sx addicted crack addict is the embodiment of living it up.
Being a crack addict , having sex with random hundreds strangers every year and stealing to pay for it is hardly “living it UP”
Being a crack addict and a thief is not living it up
i dont know whats funnier robert's honesty or mark's laughter at robert honesty
Thank you SWU for bring Robert back! He’s so full of positive energy one of our favorites 😃
He should seriously do stand up telling crack head stories he would absolutely kill it on stage
In all seriousness
He could do it on YT. Did you ever see Propecia? She did crackhead humor in..she must have been in her 50s. Stand-up and all that! She had me rolling! Sadly, she passed away a few years back. Look up Blind Date With a Crackhead. ❤
Exactly 😂!!!
“If you cry in your pipe your screen get all f*cked up , so I ain’t doing no crying” 😂 😂 💀
😂 I have been watching this channel for years and I've seen some shit in my real life. I love this man. I have been so honest about myself that I've lost many people because they don't want to know. People in general need to believe the lie because if you tell them the truth they can't handle it. They think we're lying. ❤
@shellysara3934 I'm 1 of those people that loves a blunt, honest person... and if it's funny, that's a bonus 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Robert is the most joyful crack addict. Good for him.
WTGDF does that even mean?
@@ThunderLips730calm down, Beavis.
@@alexander1902 praising a crackhead? Ok, Butthead
@ThunderLips730 that means, he is living on his own terms. He has a job & the women or men in his sexual realm, all, want to be there. He is not hurting u. Mind the crackheads in yr family & leave him alone 😂😂
@@ThunderLips730 Chill Thunder Lips...you got your a$$ so tight you couldn't drive a tack in there with a sledgehammer! Stress is the #1 killer...be more laid back like Robert!
One of the best you brought on this show😂
This guy’s honesty is WILD!!😂
Facts!
Straight up 😂
Lol
“Robert follow up” I never clicked on then off so fast 😭
I swear 😂
On God!!! Lol
Then how did you write the comment weirdo
Lmaooooooo😂
This shit was hilarious af though lol
Ending this story with can I borrow your car is WILD
Yeah, exactly. Doesn’t Mark have a sweet jaguar?
Bye Felishia
@@LittlewoodSD he probably has more than 1 car. I know he has a tessla
@@GiGi_to_3dude is loaded loaded
This the type of drug addict you don’t offer treatment to. He obviously doesn’t need it. He’s perf 💀
Mark, thank you for your channel, it is an amazing teaching tool for how to be a better person. Accepting others and their humanity is one of the most important things we can do. It's all about love.
I remember his first interview! I liked him then, like him now, and still wanna smoke with him 😂❤ just the best personality, so damn funny, and straight up honest. Nice to see you again Rob! ✌️
We're all different. I hope to NEVER meet him, EVER.
You smoke crack?
@5:22 I love when people who are being recorded tell mark not to tell anybody 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He didn't though. Robert told on himself 😂😂
You typed a Hall of Fame comment with that one. A person will talk for the whole Internet to hear. Then tell the interviewer, don't tell nobody.
Exactly 😂
"If I get my teeth fixed, I'm gonna be a bad muhfukka" 😂😂😂
Robert said he has 3 teeth now
AND NOT BALD AAYYYEEEE
Like his wallet reads....
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😭
Previous video he had 4 teeth. A lot can change in a few months lol
This is the funniest interview I've ever watched on this channel, hands down and I have been watching for years. He had me in stitches!!
OMG the dirty talk embarrassed me but I couldn't stop laughing. Dear Lord he's very out spoken but the honesty is great
Same here. I'm not much into vulgar talk, but he had me rolling.😂
*for a 60 year old crack addict Robert looks hella young!*
All that pussy keeps him young
Black dont crack,no pun intended
@@tarikviaer-mcclymont5762 Asian don't Raison, White stay Tight, Brown don't play around ...... LOL
"Hey don't tell nobody" Start your day off right with this one. That was fantastic 😂😂 ❤❤ thank you Mark and Robert #neverholdback #lifecap
😂😂
"Put your foot in" ...
..
Not that's a big 😺
That girls name should be "Cinderella"
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
He needs to go viral
Yes indeed
Hep C
By far this dude is funny as hell he definitely could be a comedian
I respect his honesty it's very freeing 💯
"Can I borrow your car?" LMBOOO! This man is so hilarious! I'm glad this man can live in his truth and has such a positive attitude despite his situation.
Hes funny as heck😂😂😂
Such mental strength is incredible. You are the man, Robert. I’m someone that has done a lot of drugs so I wouldn’t dream of judging someone’s drug use but I know that a lot of people only feel disgust and hatred towards someone that chooses hedonism in life. I just want people to be happy and not wreck their lives. If you don’t feel like you’re wrecking your life and can still be happy, do you man.
Good morning Mark and all!!
Good morning Rob
Saw first interview last night ! Blown away I can appreciate his humor and honesty. Sending some love out to this brotha
“Don’t tell nobody” BUT I’ma tell you and everybody 🤣
😂😂😂
I LOVE your honesty Robert! May god bless you…….😊
Moral of the story: own your life and be happy
This guy could literally just get on stage, do 2 hours of audience Q&A, and get rich. “Just a Crackhead and a Mic: The Robert Show.” Shit would sell out every night.
He makes me smile and I admire his honesty.
GOOD TO SEE HIM ROBERT BACK ^_^!! THANK YOU MARK.
Robert is back! The honest, bisexual crackhead... Glad you're working & still honest 😂😂
Robert is SO funny! please keep up the robert interviews every once in a while, it's refreshing to have someone on here so positive and content with their position.
'Don't tell nobody'
😂😂
“One day the Cubans gon send some good shit over here and I’ma be right back on track!”. Yo 🤣🤣😂😂..I am weak!
Omgggg Mark im so happy you brunt him back ! he's definitely one of my FAVS. So unfiltered and raw
“Has the quality of the crack got worse over time?”
“Yeah but I’m not a quitter”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I burst out laughing at that. Well played. Incredibly funny dude
LMAOOO! OMG! This was one of your best interviews ever! Such an A+ personality. Wish him all the best - he really seems so genuine and dope.
I didn’t know half of what he talking about but I was cackling like a witch the whole time
Robert is so funny, and tellin the straight up truth ! ❤ much love 💕
This guy is such a character, hilarious stories...
When I tell you this man would be an incredible stand up comedian!!
I love his authenticity! His self awareness while navigating this addiction. I wish him the best thru his journey
I'm glad you brought him back
He has genetics and a physical frame that with minimal effort he could have been a professional bodybuilder.
I was thinking basketball, he looks like a body double for Dennis Rodman.
He is quite handsome but I couldn’t take him seriously. High or not. 😂😴
@@gailainsley6939😂😂me either
They all end up on crack anyways
They all end up on crack anyways
Dude, he’s the best lol. I bet hanging out with Robert is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Until he get crack horny and start feeling on you
Bro has lived a Life worth living 😂😂 Joey Diaz would love this man as a friend 😅
I love this guy! Funniest dude, I've ever listened to! You have got to do more interviews with him! I love how he just owns his life! So much better than everyone coming up here and crying about everything that's ever went wrong in their life. Such a breath of fresh air listening to him! 😂😂😂❤❤
I realy enjoyed this😂 Laughed out loud a few times. This guy is so fun to listen to. Best of luck to him
1 Peter 5:8 ⚠️
Be sober minded, Be watchful, your adversary the devil roams around like a lion looking for someone to devour
Amen
There is no magical devil waiting to steal your soul. You need help.
@@martianhighmile9088 what people are calling aliens in those UFOs are fallen angels , read the book of Enoch , it was removed from the Bible long ago with a couple more interesting books 2 Esdras
2 Peter 3:3
Above all know in the last days many mockers will come chasing desires of there own lustful heart 🔥
@@martianhighmile9088 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist.
Robert is Blessed & he Looks better living his honest truth
Brooooooo I been needing this for the ABSOLUTE LONGEST ever since I seen da first interview!!😂😂😂😂
Glad to get follow up dig these geezer I'm from England so good to hear from over there
😂😂😂😂bring Robert back, this man is honest and funny af.
I'd say he will.This will go viral. Share share
We would love to see more of him!
Ayyyyy watched his first one 2 days ago so glad he’s back 0:24
I love the ones that are honest, this man is a great story teller, 😂😂
And he’s fast talking and to the point!! 😂😂😂
He's honest here, but he's an admitted thief. So, not too honest
@@potted-mint. It’s not like he lied about being a thief. 🤷♀️
As long as you are joyful and up front you can talk about beating up a toddler and SWU audience will pat you on your back and say “you be you”
“Yeah but I’m not a quitter. It’s going to get better. “ With a big smile. 😉
Such a good interview, one of the better interviews on this channel
"Imma wind up stealing your shit and leaving cause im sleepy." 😂😂😂😂😂 crackhead Robert
I didn’t asked for no jaw I asked for some throat 🤦🏽♀️😂😂🤣🤣😄😄
I was done!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
😂😂😂
took me out😭
Ooooh Shiiiiit 🤦♀️😂😂😂
Robert's first video from three months ago has 80K views and 2.6K likes. This follow up video has 40K views and 1.3K likes in three days. This follow up video is doing big numbers for three days published.
Thank you for this follow-up, Robert is a riot 😂!
I woke up half the house laughing at the shit this dude says 😂
🤣😂😅
😂
😂😂😂
Man this guy needs to be on the Internet!!!!!! Jesus he is entertaining 😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s make him a regular!! He is hilarious. Not every interview has to be down and depressing.
Hes a good dude and free spirited and not materialistic seems like a joy to be around
Great interview. Bring him back
If his face and voice was blurred I'd swear this is Morgan Freeman because of the hair.
Yeppers! He also reminded me of an old, late friend, Quilla, an older black crackhead I knew yrs ago!🎉😊
Omg, same here, but his name was Charles. 😂@@carynmartin6053
This is Morgan he's just in character getting ready for a new role.
@@superman-wp4sf😂😂😂
"I just had to fart" that's the best excuse to avoid narcan?? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Mark.
"yeaaa, but I'm not a quitter" LMAOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Robert is too funny!! I can’t wait till his next interview🤣💙🤣
This dude aint mild he wild. What a character. We need to see more of him.
I LOVE this guy!
What a funny man you are Robert ! Good to see you again ! You are beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
I cringed at hearing the explicit disinhibited ramblings..but Mark sounds like he gets off on it
All good, let us know when you find a sense of humor😂
@@Mact-nb2zkI couldn't agree more. He needs to get the stick out of his a$$!
He is a star! Naturally funny. I love this guy.
He's a natural born comedian ✔️
Who said chivalry is dead?!
😂
Mr.Robert, you just made my shitty day end so much better than it began - I wish you well, you have a natural comedic cadence of a Blunt full of Truth sprinkles with Honesty rocks: that's that PrimoTopShelf SmoooooveRapGame❤
Robert you are hilarious, Mark is right, you have a really great personality.
Make him a weekly upload please😂
It’s the best one. Finally a happy crack addict that isn’t crying about bullshit
"Famous as Rebecca" he's funny as he!!.He has a way of telling a story.Good update Mark.💯✔️
This guy is awesome!! I hope he stays safe
1:36 “She got a 🐱 for me ta eat” 😂😂 😂 i musta rewinded that 4 times 😭😭😭
Please brimg Him back. He's so real and funny.