Americans React "DAVE ALLEN Teaching Your Kid Time" REACTION
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- Опубліковано 25 лют 2022
- American Reaction to Dave Allen "Teaching your kid time" VERY FUNNY!
Great Suggestion! I will be checking out more of his material very soon! AND so should you!
Original Video: • Dave Allen - "Teaching...
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Dave Allen was a comedy genius and a great storyteller,much missed.
Dave Allen's Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden is hilarious.. Also his first day at Convent School is classic..
He was Irish and was one of the first irishmen on British TV. It's not that he wasn't appreciated in Ireland but being big in Britain was to have made it. My father loved him and we kids would watch with him because his comedy was clean if irreverent. We were proud of his success.
The Dave Allen Show was a big thing in the UK , a show you didn't want to miss 🤣 lots of kids won't know what a clock is so no need to worry 😉
In Australia it was massive
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A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son." The boy returned to his fishing, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?" Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?" Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?" "Of course not son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
I like his ' first day at school' sketch. Thanks for taking a look at Dave Allen. Much loved and missed funny man.
Al Murray, never fails in making me cry. Guys have you heard of Peter Kay, he is like Al, English comedian, very funny. Worth a good laugh.
True comedy genius. So sorely and so sadly missed. God bless him. 💔
Dave Allen also did another couple, Brian - 1 was about when his son was a teenager and they appear to lose the power of speech . . . I think it was just called "Teenagers"? . . . 2nd one was called, "Airplanes", I think? . . . But, don't forget the comedic writing talents of Victoria Wood and her sketch, "2 Soups"! as well . . . they are all Gold!
I first saw Dave Allen when I was 7? Seems right, but it was when Dave Allen had the show where there was skit comedy interspersed with him sitting in a VERY mid-century chair smoking and drinking what looked like whiskey and telling great stories.
My first stand-up, at such a tender age I had comedic taste.
Dave Allen, Irish, drinking a whisky, smoking, telling it like it is about religion etc, we Brits absolutely loved him!! One of a kind. And I was brought up religious (but Northern Irish protestant aka "son of a preacher man"). Still making me laugh. Try Father Ted next. There may be comedy that rips off protestant/evangelical religion, I just can't think of any, but many of the same jokes equally apply). This sequence isn't about religion, but I highly recommend some of his other content...
Dave Allen's attempt is like that for every parent explaining the world we live in. Very much every parent has tried this clock teaching and its hard to do. Parenting is all about communication and failures happen.
Dave Allen arguing with himself is stellar. Lovin' the channel, from Scotland.
I went to see him live at the Portsmouth Guildhall, UK 42 years ago. He was massive at the time and we were so lucky to get tickets but I had a relative that worked at the box office that sort of swung it for us. The Guildhall only has 2000 seats so we were lucky he even came here in the first place as he was selling out big venues elsewhere. Hilarious man, my parents loved him.
This story is so funny. It brings back anxieties at junior school, I think - might have even been infants' school, we went to, and countless exercise books where you had an ink pad and a rubber stamp of a clock face, that you stamped in the book, and had to draw the hands-on countless times, telling different times.
Then they taught me the 24-hour clock! My head blew off by then, lol!
Thank god for Dave Allen. I'm a religious person , Dave wasn't, but I love his religious routines . That was his forte . Please check out his religious jokes. 🙏
I recall a newspaper article in the 1970's, at a public swimming pool many children were unable to read their large analogue clock as they were all used to digital watches. A digital clock was put up but that was a 24-hour clock so caused more confusion.
I grew up in Australia and was taught by the Brothers of St Patrick; Dave Allen was on television Friday nights and the brothers rarely missed him.
I feel So sorry for the little kid he’s shouting at 🥴 hahaa😂….thanks for sharing 👍
Try Yes Minister or Yes Prime Minister (uk), it's a comedy series about how government officials manipulate the truth to suit a problem, very popular at the time and still hilarious today. Enjoying your reactions.....can you close the cupboard doors!!!! 😅
You should look up when he talks about an Irish wake it’s hilarious. Dave Allen was a genius at telling stories.
Smile of the week,. Cheers mate.
5:45 I Just love the pauses he gives for us to imagine what the child is saying, probably _'But how do I know if it's 12 in the day or the night?'_
The guy was a genius enough to give the audience enough credit to fill in the blanks...great comedian!
I'm sure you're only 'partially' joking about your anxiousness about bringing children into the world because of this video! But tbh, it's actually a GOOD thing that you are anxious. It's not a small responsibility, but Allen is vastly exaggerating minutia in order highlight the obvious _overall stress_ that parenting can give...you might say that the _stress_ he's portraying is more over years or perhaps months (lol) instead of over the course of one conversation.
And a short temper is CERTAINLY not a good characteristic for a good parent, but you're self aware, so behaviour can be learned pretty quickly when circumstances warrant it. You have a partner who will encourage you. So, much more than likely, you'll be fine.
I think you have no problem with being a great dad...if such a thing has ever existed! And I know you've probably heard it before countless times...but it WILL change your life for the better! Just always remember; changing this nappy (diaper), trying to control this unruly child in this public place, enforcing rules on this teenager... _'This isn't pleasant!'_ ...but over the course, it's enjoyable...and ABOVE ALL, _meaningful._
Dave was a great Irishman he grew up in Dublin, but Ireland was rather repressive back in the day and his humour wasn't appreciated at the time so he went to the UK. But I remember my late father watching him on UK TV channels back in the 80s he would be in convulsions laughing. Ovcourse I was too young to get half of the jokes at the time, and it wasn't until years later and UA-cam came along that I was able to reacquaint myself with his comedy. Now I'm in convulsions laughing and my kids don't get half the jokes.
My kids say its 45 minutes past 2.. I grind my teeth a lot, they're all adults 🤣
7:19 It's legitimately difficult to single out any portion of this routine, but this is utter genius. Not sure if it's totally meant this way, but here's my take, for what it's worth!
Dave is pointing out the incontrovertible inconsistency of '1=5', but he's also highlighting nuance and context, not only in 'reading time', but also in life in general! It's a juxtaposition and it's utterly hilarious.
My favoutite part of this set BY FAR.
Dave Allen, comic genius!
I remember when my daughter asked me how people made tools before there were tools. I was stumped, how do you answer that? 🤔
Look it up on Google! Lol
I was brought up on Dave Allen. Me dad had me and me sister bribed to the sofa until we laughed. It wasn't long before we genuinely laughed and then we were free to go.
Mr Allen had the wonderful ability to show that the world of 'grown ups' is rather ridiculous.
Kid, I feel your pain - we were all there once.
To learn that curiosity and questioning again, we'd have to unlearn the conditioning that stopped us doing it via adults around us and schooling
I have a 6 and an 8 year old. This mirrors real life pretty accurately to be honest.
Dave Allen is one of my favourites, my mum's too. If you and the Queen have kids one day, just buy your kid a device with the digital time on lol, and i speak as an old fart who was born in 1980😋
My sons are adults now with families, but when my eldest was about 5 yrs we were, hmm, discussing when the TV could be switched on for "children's hour". I told him when the big hand on the (large) kitchen clock goes right around full circle. Can't we use a smaller clock, came his reply.
Hi KB.....what a brilliant first five seconds, hilarious ! You're doing a great job with the reactions...your laugh is so infectious. More of the same please (and possibly some more aquatics pls). Btw, has anyone ever told you that you bear an uncanny resemblance to the actor Michael Fassbender ? Maybe try claiming for some of his royalties or paychecks some day....lol !
You should react to Dave Allen Airplanes.
You must watch them all he was great
My favourite line is ".... and the third hand is the second hand..."
Being raised Catholic will love his 1st day at school with the Nuns.
Peter Kay - misheard lyrics is very funny!
Bob Mortimer on would I lie To You, you really can't go wrong.
I would love to remember how I was taught the time. I'm pretty sure it was easier than that lol. I would never have got that taught that way as a young un.
Lee Evans will bust your lungs laughing ! He is brill !
Thanks for the shout out bro👍❤🏴
Don't worry...there will only be digital clocks soon enough, lol!
As a father who also had a quick temper before they were born. I must say don't worry about it. I never once lost it with them, yes I got a little heat up at times, but not enough to lose it.
Yes you get awkward questions from them. The secret is to say I'm not sure but your mum will know, she's smarter then me. 😏
As an american you will know Bill Burr I expect. He does a good one about his temper.In another reaction you asked if we knew George Carlin. I certainly do, love him.
Might be an idea to do one with him, I know you can't react as such, but maybe bring attention to him.
Dave Allen is great. You should check out Dave Allen religious jokes. Or Dave Allen on religion from this same show.
Try a video of a compilation of his comedy sketches. They’re hilarious
Try Dave Allen " The vagaries of the English language "🇬🇧
You shouldn't worry about teaching your future children, everything is digital today, my son is a teacher and he said kids don't know how to read analogue any more
Amazing sketch
You may also like British comedian Tommy Cooper
This is exactly why the 24 hour clock is so important.
LEGEND
There's lots of dave Allen
My favourite Dave Allen story is about walking through the graveyard and falling into an open grave. Have never been able to find it on UA-cam. If anyone knows where the video is, I would appreciate you're pointing it out. Cheers
Try "Steve Hughes Live at the Apollo London" or (FULL) version.
Kids have an inersence thats Hilarious 😂😂😂
Superb, Genius
Try "Four Candles" by The Two Ronnies"
I think you'll enjoy it
2:19 I'd go far further and say that children are FAR more likely to question things.
Everything should always be questioned. Children know nothing, so they explicitly HAVE to question, adults 'think' they know everything and rarely question. And I don't set myself apart, we all take things for granted. We can get deep into philosophy, psychology and sociology, but I'll leave it there for now!
Yeah chill mate, there are worse things to lose in life than your temper. just as you mentioned children...cheers
Try Dave Allan “the funeral race”.
My son could not understand it, so we got him a digital watch too.
Short temper? I thought that too (about myself) until I became a father. It was the other way around. First (with all due respect) your wife cannot 'instruct' you away from who you are. No perceived behavior problem is an 'instruction problem'. What I did"? I, at first bit my tongue (instead of reacting). Looked into my son's eyes and saw his feelings... and realized that he was 'me' thirty years ago. Also, my wife was right in all her instructions. But my wife's instructions were harder to deal with than my son's expressions. Was lucky enough to manage to separate the two, as well as allow myself to be who I am... as a true role model for my son. Lucky? My wife? Me? My son? A combination of everything, as well as a little will, actual will on my part.
I think you're spot on about 'learning' from children'. And though I'd be hesitant to totally dismiss an individual child at all times on specific issues, I think I'm actually not going to listen to a 16 yr old on the very complex issue of global warming...for instance, just because _awww, look at that innocent child, muh feels!'_
There's a balance, and I think it lies within mostly learning from the way children are able to question, as well as listening, really listening, to their personal (and this is where nuance is needed the most) un-indoctrinated thoughts on certain subjects.
You should also check out anything featuring Billy Connelly. He's another comic legend. Sad note tho - a lot of young people these days can't tell the time using a watch with hands
Dave Allen on Religion is great
This is great, I used to love Dave Allen, sadly no longer with us.
Teaching your kids to tie there shoelaces can be very frustrating 🍻🙏🙏🙏
Please, watch Dave Allen talking about Teenagers. This is also very funny.
The Ricky Gervais show is worth a watch Or Scottish comedy still game, there's a best bits video of that
Teaching and temper and teaching is weird.
I have/had a reputation when I'm driving about temper and what I say in car. I don't speed or drive badly but swear a LOT at those that do. Wife and Son hate it.
I chose to take over my son's driving tuition near completion (as it was taking too long) have him drive to and from school and do practice in supermarket carparks, etc.
Son couldn't believe it. Totally cool. Never a raised voice. Nailed it (second time).
In all things a bad ranty person CAN be a good DAD when you need to be - as IT MATTERS.
It will come to you when you need it.
Suggestion-Micky Flanagan
Dave Allen on religion or sketches
Have you tried John Cleese's "How To Irritate People"?
Hi, you should try watching the Two Ronnies - Four Candles skit.
And their Mastermind & Argentine Racing Duck sketches 😉😊
The thing that makes no sense about time is that the AM and PM don't rollover at the same time that the numbers do. My logical mind really hates this. The numbers wrap around at 12:59 to 1:00. But AM and PM wrap around at 11:59 to 12:00, an hour earlier.
The AM, PM system is basically operating as if 12 was really 0. Which would make way more sense. 11:59 to 0:00 right when the next half of the day starts.
This messed up system comes from people inventing this clock nomenclature before Europe understood zero, so the 12 is acting like the zero.
I constantly mess up whether noon and midnight are AM or PM because of this illogical system.
I hate people using 12 hour, my brain has to think, as I'm up from 4am to midnight, if anyone says they see me at 7-9 times I'm like am or pm? I love 24 hour
If you want to change it up abit, i have an excellent comedian for you, Russel Howard is so funny and defo worth a watch 🙂
Try wayching Ted Dwarf, porrige and the funnist comedy of them all a live proardcast of the house of commons
Red Dwarf! Red!
It's the British vision of Star Trek, completely different vision for 'humanity' in future space - it's the classic thinking of 'how do make something so very bleak, then so very funny?'
I'd have animals before i have kids. My cat agrees.
If you want some old British humour try Tommy Cooper :)
Dave Allen Religion 😀
Do you know that some kids in 2013 do not know how to read a clock because they can only tell the time by a digital clock on their mobile phone
Check out Michael McIntyre's "Parenting" sketch. ua-cam.com/video/eC6eHraeMes/v-deo.html
Peter kay or Lee Evans
Watch ony fools and horse's ' the two ronnie's, catherine tate and peter kay
Must watch Peter Kay. Misheard lyrics.
Watch Biggus Dickus it's a sketch from a monty python film.
Dave, adam & eve and religion.
Now 61k views - people prefer reactions from pairs and couples!
Oh, and not bleating on about the pesky NFL of course!!
Forgot to add the "I'm a cheeky f**ker " emoji.
my man lol
Just so you know. Dave Allen was Irish. Sadly he is no longer with us.
Thank you I’ll remember that
@@KingBoomer He was born David Tynan O'Mahony (6 July 1936 - 10 March 2005) in Firhouse, a suburb of Dublin, but he did live many years in the UK and was hugely popular on TV there. As Dave Allen he was a legend that all of Ireland is hugely proud of. May he rest in peace.
Ye don't figure I got right 1st time but try bottom
You’ll love his take on RELIGION, type that on his website.
Catherine tate
This is exactly what will happen Boomer
fjb
Hay Boomer I got just 2 words for you, just-"chill-out".!!