I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.
Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.
11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best
The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.
All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.
Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type. Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣
The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
🤣 thats actually a real book?! on how to behave in social situations lol I know a whole muncipal district in a tiny europran country that once was ruled by Germany, that need that book in their life!! They are the worlds socially inept town, bless them theyre also not the most switched on I fear for thw human species.. hahahaha crap taxidermy. But going back to 1st book. Is it written by an American author? Just out of curiousity/interest.. They joys of social norms and cultural differences. Right.. available on amazon 😁💖 thanks for making me laugh
Who wants a hyper cut of all the times Jared absolutely munched down some raw veggies?! It’s gotta be a lot by this point LOL 😂
People will vomit with rage if they wait a month for the next upload and just get Jared M U N C H I N G 💯💀🥕
I think that's a requirement, at this point, LMAO
I'd be more upset if you didn't share it
That time he munched on a whole cucumber 😂
Do you by chance have an email I could contact about a potential interview?! Sent it to the Yahoo but it dind't work! :)
Someone needs to turn Jared’s obsession with vegetables into lore
Djentables
@@alexbautista1819Djentytales
we finally found out what he Dines on
That chest hair book kinda had the energy of: You either die a twink or you live long enough to see yourself become the bear
“The well of forgotten dog balls”
What a thing to say 😂
congrats on the marriage Austin
Wait, he's married now? That's awesome
10:30 Austin manifesting chest hair 🤣🤣 “I wasn’t ready!!!”
18:49 Jared just completely ignoring Austin talking about Rainbow Brown is hilarious
Austin broke the 4th wall to show us how upset he was lmfaooo
this is still some of my favorite content on youtube. Like watching two buds have an awesome conversation, except theyre ignoring me :(
💜💜💜
13:18 that noise 🤣
I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.
It's always great to get a dickey dines video after a long day at work.
I have the crap taxidermy book 😂. It teaches you how to mount a crappy mouse.
The cutoff during the Idris Elba story had to have been deliberate, and it was great.
🤣 Holy shit that was a LOT. A lot of those hurt.
Also that is so awesome, congrats to Austin getting married! 🙂
That Lewis Grizzard book sounds like it could've been the title for a mid-2000's metalcore song 😂
I always get so excited whenever I see a DickeyDines notification pop up on my phone!
I should not have put mouthwash in before watching this episode 🤣🤣🤣 I’m only 4 minutes in and I’m already crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol nerves go brrrrrrr
the book at 13:20 is some next level gaslighting 💀
I like how the skeleton in the corner looks like he just wants to be included
11:58 was hilarious 😂
Fuckin scout master mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@murdermittens2281I couldn't stop laughing for so long 😂
man i’m over here strokin and shi and this noti shows up made me bust instantly
C’mon, how could you not make a “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” reference when you got to the beaver book? That song’s a classic!
Congrats on the wedding, Austin! 🎉🎉
I literally just joined a bad taxidermy page on Facebook yesterday.
I love this style of video 😂 y'all gotta bring back the Wish shit, it's been a minute
I would totally read "The well of forgotten dog balls"
Funny sh!t boys gotta definitely do more of these! 🤘💯
Brenda’s got herself a big brown beaver….
AND Elvis’s taste in food sums up his taste in women.
Jared's veggie obsession may be as big as Berried Alives berry obsession😅
0:51 as a struggling self-published author for the past 14 years, this was soul-crushing to hear. but kinda true.
A day with a DickeyDines upload is a good day.
Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.
Always love a new dickeydines video 👍
“Why’s the FROG look so stoked?” 😂
11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best
11:45 I legit said "oh noooo" out loud at the same time as Austin.
The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.
I totally forgot about this channel glad to see a new vid
Dude, Jack Douglas is a legend, he makes such weird comedy books that just grab your attention.
I love these videos the most I think (Ex: Reacting to album covers), do more!
Since TV is full of Crime investigation things my fantasy can only go into that way xD
16:36 the chair on the top right looks so sad, he must be very tired
Now I’m waiting for the djent god book with three hundred pages of 0-000-00-0-000-00-0
This needs to happen. 10/10 gift idea
All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.
DickeyDonkle show is here and I'm happy
16:36 it should be called "41 Other Sad Chairs" cuz they gave away 9 on the cover.
3:25 that taxidermy fox looks like it was on shrooms there.
New Dickey dines new Dickey dines. The best days of my life are when we get new Dickey dines
3:20 Definitely not Chuck Testa.
I want you to know that "the well of forgotten dog balls" made me choke on my own spit
Freebase is one of the safe words 😂😂🤣
15:44 is basically the book version of the "please do not the cat" meme
Where is the book Jared?
I actually own a Elvis themed cookbook but not that specific one 😂
I don't think anyone has ever made me want to eat a carrot before, good job
Goddammit Barbra.
Alright I'll go get the brushaxe, rake and wheelbarrow.
Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type.
Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣
Where is Jared's book? Jarrod Alonge has one out.... it's time to catch up lol
Unexpected gifts!!...?!
this is PERFECT for my birthday
I wish they would do more card games, and asking viewers
The peircer in my town has thr taxidermy one
Another great vid! And you 2 looking Hella good!!!
13:19 surfers mating call
When Austin just goes quiet and looks confused. . You know that's a fucked up book .
Crap taxidermy has a FB group or they used to. Its wild. 🤣
yes
LETS GO!!! A NEW VIDEO FROM THE DANKEY DOOKEY SHOW!!!!
The comment about the frog made me laugh way too hard
"I wonder if lesbianism in Catholic girl schools is a thing"
Have you seen Tumblr?
I own Crap Taxidermy! One of the funniest books I've ever read
The book at 12:22 is actually about Alzheimer's, not sexual misconduct of a minor
you rock gents
"I'm not that into catholic community" Biggest understatement ever
Come to Brazil 🇻🇺
Lmao “Have at the” that killed me
I want to see Austin read some of these books on a Video. On a big chair in front of a fire wearing a suit or some shit
..what do they do with said... Dog balls?? 😂
Bro, this one had me fucked up 😂
*eats a ton of veggies*
*washes it down with carbonated synthia sugar fermented moldy fetus bioengineered corn syrup*
Instead of Cocaine Bear... Drunk and Stoned Bear...
damnit barbra! get to it!
Oooo my gawd! Oh, hi guys.
The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
If that Djent God book existed I'd for sure buy it. But instead of only having zeroes, the entire thing should be written in morse code 🙌
dang i was just watching yalls card game videos. this is quite convenient.
i read the last book as a kid…
This was fucktastical (fucking fantastic and magical) 💖 more please👏
Ok so the farm book actually makes sense lol
*REDUCED TO MERP*
🤣
I love the duckeyblim❤
Idk what this means:(
These people know stuff😂.
Goodbye testicles; An idiot's guide to Dogeball
Definitely stein
Coulda sworn it was spelled DickeyDains
Lol never dull moment haha
🤣 thats actually a real book?! on how to behave in social situations lol I know a whole muncipal district in a tiny europran country that once was ruled by Germany, that need that book in their life!! They are the worlds socially inept town, bless them theyre also not the most switched on I fear for thw human species..
hahahaha crap taxidermy. But going back to 1st book. Is it written by an American author? Just out of curiousity/interest.. They joys of social norms and cultural differences. Right.. available on amazon 😁💖 thanks for making me laugh
austin dickey is my god
quick... get a copy of *scoutmaster Mike chronicles* now !!!
the lesbiana’s guide is actually a pretty good ya fiction novel