These Book Covers Will DISTURB You

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @Dickey7861
    @Dickey7861 Рік тому +314

    Who wants a hyper cut of all the times Jared absolutely munched down some raw veggies?! It’s gotta be a lot by this point LOL 😂

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 Рік тому +22

      People will vomit with rage if they wait a month for the next upload and just get Jared M U N C H I N G 💯💀🥕

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT Рік тому +3

      I think that's a requirement, at this point, LMAO

    • @nicolbolas3655
      @nicolbolas3655 Рік тому +2

      I'd be more upset if you didn't share it

    • @beeps91
      @beeps91 Рік тому +5

      That time he munched on a whole cucumber 😂

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT Рік тому

      Do you by chance have an email I could contact about a potential interview?! Sent it to the Yahoo but it dind't work! :)

  • @thecruisersbassist
    @thecruisersbassist Рік тому +145

    Someone needs to turn Jared’s obsession with vegetables into lore

  • @TheCarlosCobain
    @TheCarlosCobain Рік тому +18

    That chest hair book kinda had the energy of: You either die a twink or you live long enough to see yourself become the bear

  • @ScrewBallTheAlien
    @ScrewBallTheAlien Рік тому +5

    “The well of forgotten dog balls”
    What a thing to say 😂

  • @reapyrgaming6992
    @reapyrgaming6992 Рік тому +32

    congrats on the marriage Austin

  • @Xtina_9
    @Xtina_9 Рік тому +16

    10:30 Austin manifesting chest hair 🤣🤣 “I wasn’t ready!!!”

  • @skimaskanda.45
    @skimaskanda.45 Рік тому +42

    18:49 Jared just completely ignoring Austin talking about Rainbow Brown is hilarious

    • @PARIZEN
      @PARIZEN Рік тому +5

      Austin broke the 4th wall to show us how upset he was lmfaooo

  • @iladiesnutzoyochin
    @iladiesnutzoyochin Рік тому +45

    this is still some of my favorite content on youtube. Like watching two buds have an awesome conversation, except theyre ignoring me :(

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 Рік тому +3

    13:18 that noise 🤣

  • @cantommy
    @cantommy Рік тому +9

    I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 Рік тому +29

    It's always great to get a dickey dines video after a long day at work.

  • @beeps91
    @beeps91 Рік тому +16

    I have the crap taxidermy book 😂. It teaches you how to mount a crappy mouse.

  • @ScrewBallTheAlien
    @ScrewBallTheAlien Рік тому +1

    The cutoff during the Idris Elba story had to have been deliberate, and it was great.

  • @reubenk7331
    @reubenk7331 Рік тому +2

    🤣 Holy shit that was a LOT. A lot of those hurt.
    Also that is so awesome, congrats to Austin getting married! 🙂

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 Рік тому +10

    That Lewis Grizzard book sounds like it could've been the title for a mid-2000's metalcore song 😂

  • @WyWyGG
    @WyWyGG Рік тому +8

    I always get so excited whenever I see a DickeyDines notification pop up on my phone!

  • @dedrxbbit7549
    @dedrxbbit7549 Рік тому +6

    I should not have put mouthwash in before watching this episode 🤣🤣🤣 I’m only 4 minutes in and I’m already crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laceratedlullaby
    @laceratedlullaby Рік тому +9

    the book at 13:20 is some next level gaslighting 💀

  • @lucasbuford9506
    @lucasbuford9506 Рік тому +2

    I like how the skeleton in the corner looks like he just wants to be included

  • @cracyzero777rat
    @cracyzero777rat Рік тому +5

    11:58 was hilarious 😂

    • @murdermittens2281
      @murdermittens2281 Рік тому +2

      Fuckin scout master mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cracyzero777rat
      @cracyzero777rat Рік тому

      ​@@murdermittens2281I couldn't stop laughing for so long 😂

  • @Colm_Odriscoll
    @Colm_Odriscoll Рік тому +3

    man i’m over here strokin and shi and this noti shows up made me bust instantly

  • @eeyorehaferbock7870
    @eeyorehaferbock7870 Рік тому +7

    C’mon, how could you not make a “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” reference when you got to the beaver book? That song’s a classic!

  • @MandyDeadite
    @MandyDeadite Рік тому +3

    Congrats on the wedding, Austin! 🎉🎉

  • @ADoomSayer
    @ADoomSayer Рік тому +1

    I literally just joined a bad taxidermy page on Facebook yesterday.

  • @Indi
    @Indi Рік тому +1

    I love this style of video 😂 y'all gotta bring back the Wish shit, it's been a minute

  • @ЛевХорошилов
    @ЛевХорошилов Рік тому +6

    I would totally read "The well of forgotten dog balls"

  • @Sambo512
    @Sambo512 Рік тому +3

    Funny sh!t boys gotta definitely do more of these! 🤘💯

  • @lordoftheelements2112
    @lordoftheelements2112 Рік тому +1

    Brenda’s got herself a big brown beaver….
    AND Elvis’s taste in food sums up his taste in women.

  • @justinweisel4451
    @justinweisel4451 Рік тому +13

    Jared's veggie obsession may be as big as Berried Alives berry obsession😅

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured Рік тому

    0:51 as a struggling self-published author for the past 14 years, this was soul-crushing to hear. but kinda true.

  • @victorthemusicman7243
    @victorthemusicman7243 Рік тому +5

    A day with a DickeyDines upload is a good day.

  • @MerynMTG
    @MerynMTG Рік тому +5

    Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.

  • @Archie-xm6ml
    @Archie-xm6ml Рік тому +3

    Always love a new dickeydines video 👍

  • @kudblythe
    @kudblythe Рік тому

    “Why’s the FROG look so stoked?” 😂

  • @a3842-j3o
    @a3842-j3o Рік тому

    11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 Рік тому

    11:45 I legit said "oh noooo" out loud at the same time as Austin.

  • @DragonTigerBoss
    @DragonTigerBoss Рік тому +2

    The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.

  • @ejune0381
    @ejune0381 Рік тому

    I totally forgot about this channel glad to see a new vid

  • @The_Firebrand95
    @The_Firebrand95 Рік тому

    Dude, Jack Douglas is a legend, he makes such weird comedy books that just grab your attention.

  • @potluck5896
    @potluck5896 Рік тому

    I love these videos the most I think (Ex: Reacting to album covers), do more!

  • @sirnik6304
    @sirnik6304 Рік тому +1

    Since TV is full of Crime investigation things my fantasy can only go into that way xD

  • @vincentsoussi
    @vincentsoussi Рік тому

    16:36 the chair on the top right looks so sad, he must be very tired

  • @Samael_Morningstar666
    @Samael_Morningstar666 Рік тому +3

    Now I’m waiting for the djent god book with three hundred pages of 0-000-00-0-000-00-0

    • @at-bi1le
      @at-bi1le Рік тому +1

      This needs to happen. 10/10 gift idea

  • @ryankimbell8762
    @ryankimbell8762 Рік тому +1

    All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.

  • @aelinrivera1660
    @aelinrivera1660 Рік тому

    DickeyDonkle show is here and I'm happy

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 Рік тому

    16:36 it should be called "41 Other Sad Chairs" cuz they gave away 9 on the cover.

  • @kiethveseyofficial
    @kiethveseyofficial Рік тому

    3:25 that taxidermy fox looks like it was on shrooms there.

  • @carlyh4315
    @carlyh4315 Рік тому

    New Dickey dines new Dickey dines. The best days of my life are when we get new Dickey dines

  • @deathraygonzo6339
    @deathraygonzo6339 Рік тому

    3:20 Definitely not Chuck Testa.

  • @davidnickels1265
    @davidnickels1265 Рік тому

    I want you to know that "the well of forgotten dog balls" made me choke on my own spit

  • @garybarnhardt2311
    @garybarnhardt2311 Рік тому

    Freebase is one of the safe words 😂😂🤣

  • @BBall0027
    @BBall0027 Рік тому

    15:44 is basically the book version of the "please do not the cat" meme

  • @TheTpointer
    @TheTpointer Рік тому

    Where is the book Jared?

  • @pasi8800
    @pasi8800 Рік тому +1

    I actually own a Elvis themed cookbook but not that specific one 😂

  • @thelifeless125
    @thelifeless125 Рік тому +1

    I don't think anyone has ever made me want to eat a carrot before, good job

  • @ulfhedtyrsson
    @ulfhedtyrsson Рік тому

    Goddammit Barbra.
    Alright I'll go get the brushaxe, rake and wheelbarrow.

  • @CatherineBriseboisCatWoods
    @CatherineBriseboisCatWoods Рік тому +1

    Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type.
    Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣

  • @kenjikitten
    @kenjikitten Рік тому

    Where is Jared's book? Jarrod Alonge has one out.... it's time to catch up lol

  • @Sambo512
    @Sambo512 Рік тому

    Unexpected gifts!!...?!

  • @otherplanes
    @otherplanes Рік тому

    this is PERFECT for my birthday

  • @Unlucky_Vampire
    @Unlucky_Vampire Рік тому +1

    I wish they would do more card games, and asking viewers

  • @chunkerbunker4587
    @chunkerbunker4587 Рік тому

    The peircer in my town has thr taxidermy one

  • @MissLadyLupa
    @MissLadyLupa Рік тому

    Another great vid! And you 2 looking Hella good!!!

  • @The_Wolf_Fury
    @The_Wolf_Fury Рік тому +1

    13:19 surfers mating call

  • @always_on_ten
    @always_on_ten 10 місяців тому

    When Austin just goes quiet and looks confused. . You know that's a fucked up book .

  • @samcrorie
    @samcrorie Рік тому

    Crap taxidermy has a FB group or they used to. Its wild. 🤣

  • @do_odman
    @do_odman Рік тому

    yes

  • @spicybean2004
    @spicybean2004 Рік тому +2

    LETS GO!!! A NEW VIDEO FROM THE DANKEY DOOKEY SHOW!!!!

  • @vincentsoussi
    @vincentsoussi Рік тому +1

    The comment about the frog made me laugh way too hard

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn Рік тому +3

    "I wonder if lesbianism in Catholic girl schools is a thing"
    Have you seen Tumblr?

  • @princealigorna7468
    @princealigorna7468 Рік тому +2

    I own Crap Taxidermy! One of the funniest books I've ever read

  • @ladybread.
    @ladybread. Рік тому

    The book at 12:22 is actually about Alzheimer's, not sexual misconduct of a minor

  • @ryleygibbs1761
    @ryleygibbs1761 Рік тому

    you rock gents

  • @ExileTX
    @ExileTX Рік тому

    "I'm not that into catholic community" Biggest understatement ever

  • @Tonjit41
    @Tonjit41 Рік тому

    Come to Brazil 🇻🇺

  • @williamtrevino7542
    @williamtrevino7542 Рік тому

    Lmao “Have at the” that killed me

  • @johnhowe8424
    @johnhowe8424 Рік тому

    I want to see Austin read some of these books on a Video. On a big chair in front of a fire wearing a suit or some shit

  • @Sambo512
    @Sambo512 Рік тому

    ..what do they do with said... Dog balls?? 😂

  • @tylerprince3496
    @tylerprince3496 Рік тому

    Bro, this one had me fucked up 😂

  • @ulfhedtyrsson
    @ulfhedtyrsson Рік тому +1

    *eats a ton of veggies*
    *washes it down with carbonated synthia sugar fermented moldy fetus bioengineered corn syrup*

  • @Dufus_Puncher
    @Dufus_Puncher Рік тому

    Instead of Cocaine Bear... Drunk and Stoned Bear...

  • @loschain2224
    @loschain2224 Рік тому

    damnit barbra! get to it!

  • @Ryo7_7
    @Ryo7_7 Рік тому

    Oooo my gawd! Oh, hi guys.

  • @rebekahcarter8120
    @rebekahcarter8120 10 місяців тому

    The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @Ch3k0v
    @Ch3k0v Рік тому

    If that Djent God book existed I'd for sure buy it. But instead of only having zeroes, the entire thing should be written in morse code 🙌

  • @jimmyginseng
    @jimmyginseng Рік тому

    dang i was just watching yalls card game videos. this is quite convenient.

  • @JP_Keifer
    @JP_Keifer Рік тому

    i read the last book as a kid…

  • @katiebrodeen4241
    @katiebrodeen4241 Рік тому

    This was fucktastical (fucking fantastic and magical) 💖 more please👏

  • @Tysandifer
    @Tysandifer Рік тому

    Ok so the farm book actually makes sense lol

  • @PleaseForgiveYourself
    @PleaseForgiveYourself Рік тому

    *REDUCED TO MERP*
    🤣

  • @BillyTheCheeseMonger
    @BillyTheCheeseMonger Рік тому

    I love the duckeyblim❤

  • @ShaunB-zy2ds
    @ShaunB-zy2ds 8 місяців тому

    These people know stuff😂.

  • @confidentship7335
    @confidentship7335 Рік тому

    Goodbye testicles; An idiot's guide to Dogeball

  • @frog42
    @frog42 Рік тому

    Definitely stein

  • @Milbrandt
    @Milbrandt 10 місяців тому

    Coulda sworn it was spelled DickeyDains

  • @Nerds_Corner
    @Nerds_Corner Рік тому

    Lol never dull moment haha

  • @Dee23557
    @Dee23557 Рік тому

    🤣 thats actually a real book?! on how to behave in social situations lol I know a whole muncipal district in a tiny europran country that once was ruled by Germany, that need that book in their life!! They are the worlds socially inept town, bless them theyre also not the most switched on I fear for thw human species..
    hahahaha crap taxidermy. But going back to 1st book. Is it written by an American author? Just out of curiousity/interest.. They joys of social norms and cultural differences. Right.. available on amazon 😁💖 thanks for making me laugh

  • @aspookyknucklehead1309
    @aspookyknucklehead1309 Рік тому +1

    austin dickey is my god

  • @ludocrious7898
    @ludocrious7898 6 місяців тому

    quick... get a copy of *scoutmaster Mike chronicles* now !!!

  • @beefgameplays
    @beefgameplays Рік тому +1

    the lesbiana’s guide is actually a pretty good ya fiction novel