ROE V. WADE OVERTURNED (Cobbler Crackdown)
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- Опубліковано 4 тра 2022
- TWITTER: / dj_peachcobbler
PATREON: / djpc
This week, a Roe V Wade draft leaked, a guy was pushed off a cliff, and Democrats continue to try their best, they promise, they really wanna do something so bad! You should vote for them again, they try so gosh darn hard! Good for them, I'm proud of them.
Cobbler Crackdown is going to be a weekly show that I made in-between the more high-effort videos.
I think its good that theyre ending the whole Roe v Wade thing because its about time Roe and Wade put aside their differences and moved on from their eternal rivalry.
Gigachad overturned it
Roe couldn't afford her abortion, so wade killed her, stole her dog and her baby and ran away. Later, he died of cocaine poisoning and the dog ate the baby. At least thats what I heard from the homeless man in a street in London that spanked my balls. That was not a typo.
I herd roe pushed wade off a cliff but it didn't take... fucker is still rollin round like hawkin...
@@magicman3163 el basedo compadre
the worst thing was being close friends with both of them. they would not stop fighting.
Bro, this man literally fooled his fans into thinking he was a gaming channel, and then pulled the rug and became a political satirist. Fucking performance art.
Don’t forget about history
I for one support this change
this is what we in the business call the playing the long game
He's the man with mad pull out game Founding Fathers foresaw. Because he definitely pulled this off
Refer to Cobbler's video on unbiased Katie (specifically the part that talks about belle delphine) and the not a farcry six review for his master long term plan of good business.
Good one DJ Peach Cobbler, you really showed the schizophrenia induced hallucinations whose boss
*who's
*Whose’s
@@jakejohnson9552 José
What is this, jregs comment section?
@@mattdavis2257 Good one Kanye West, you really showed those unoriginal commenters who's boss!
The "notorious crime family, the federal reserve" bit had me laughing so hard
Its not a bit tho, its truth.
ye funny joke
It's funny because it's true.
"I live in your nightmares, you just haven't seen me yet"
A raw line
No
That line was fire
@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow ...no'nt
I live in your nightmares, they just go to another school. You wouldn't know them.
"I'm sorry that we are off to such a bad start, but don't worry: it's gonna get so much fucking worse" - America's bold promise to everyone born after 1980
Sad but true
- Also America to everyone outside NATO
Many other nations after 1980.
Thanks Reagan.
There's one benefit to the 80s and 90s, the Military started looking cool as shit.
"He's lined up for a quip about abortion, he's made good on a deadpan opener, the punchline is aloof and I don't know if he'll complete the thought without engaging the audience... AND HE STUCK THE LANDING! Ladies and Gentlemen with one last-second rotation he cleared the shaky ground and ended on a universally beloved punchline: women's rights...
"Lol that was just a dark joke. There is no middle class." This man is so on point.
FALSE cobbler, I only like borderlands because I played the first one after taking my first hit of weed at 16 with my buddies. Your argument is defeated.
Stayed up all night too.
checkmate atheists lmao
TK *DESTROYES* WOKE BETA CUCK DJ COBBLER
What else would a man truly need?
It’s crazy how you can instantly see the resemblance between him and a peach cobbler.
It’s uncanny!
"Do women really need rights?"
I ask myself this every time I break something or mess something else up.
"No they don't lol"
-Mahatma Gandhi
@@chosenone6702 -Abraham Lincoln
The real question is is whether baby’s need rights; who even knows that? :/
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
@@orionofvolga no one needs rights except the elites. 😎
"I'm torn on this abortion thing.
On one hand, it's killing babies, which is cool, but on the other, it's also giving women a choice, which *I* can't get behind"
Easy solution: require every baby to be aborted. Babies are murdered, women get no choices, plus humanity goes extinct which is alway a positive
China solves your problems by forced abortions! Not only do women not have any say in the matter, but also you get dead babies. Vote Deng Xiaoping 2024!
🤣😭
This joke didn't need the extra words.
The fact that this is going to be a weekly series, has given me a reason to remove the knife from my throat. Thank funny desert dj for giving something to look forward to every week.
Ong fr cobbler man is the only thing keeping me going
brooo, sammmmme doh
holy shit, it was my wrist but yeah same
Considering you would still have to keep going with your miserable life, I would put it right back on the throat, as will I.
Until next week when you find out he lied to all of us and just uploads something different and even more unhinged.
The sign is a subtle joke...
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
I'm from italy and it's 3:30 am rn and i passed the last 20 minutes trying to understand what the fuck was this comment referring to. now that I understood i feel so stupid. goodnight everyone.
seeduc and feeduc
@@danielnappi3943 its referring to Sneed's Feed & Seed
>walk into the comment section
>type "Sneed"
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
I think I just spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out what sign this comment was referring to and what the joke was...
I completely died at that forefather pull out game joke. lmao Good stuff.
Jerome Powell really out here with incredibly inspiring words of wisdom.
Really should have expected this when he posted “what do woman need rights for anyways” in discord.
I mean what do they need rights for?
It's like saying "do children really need rights" it's just an easy way to get the people that already agree with you to agree with you with out addressing anything of substance.
@@ohcrap2222 ??? This is a joke
@@Emperorerror Only if you don't understand the arrangements..... seems like you wouldn't ask that question if you did.
@@ohcrap2222 I'm not asking a question. I'm saying that what cobbler is doing with this is a joke
"weekly news show"
lmao ill see you next month cobbler, you really are one of the funniest youtubers out there.
Gotta love a political dynamic where one party actively kicks puppies while the other pets the puppies and apologizes for the other's cruelty whilst also investing stock in Puppy Kickers Inc. because they heard from a friend of a friend's aunt, twice removed, that kicking puppies is like all the rage these days.
This is definitely the party that opposes my own beliefs
"Stop kicking puppies"
Republicans: No.
Democrats: No 😊 #🏳️🌈🫂!
This channel really went from Video games reviews like "How Doom Eternal Forces You Into The Fun Zone" to stuff like "Top 5 failures of the CIA"
And its amazing
How the CIA forces you into the Fun Zone
Damn, he came back from vacation with a vengeance
He got to Malenia and broke his keyboard. He’s waiting for a new one.
God this hot take will be like a dropped pie, a mess lol
Watch the video
Watch the video
That Mitch McConnell bit had me laughing so hard my ribs hurt lol
He helped get rid of the middle class so he had more poor people to consume
@@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel based.
"Things are going to get unimaginably worse, and they are never going to get any better."
- Kurt Vonnegut
I'm sure we are all going to be fine. This is all fine as long as I keep drinking.
The world depends on that next drink, good sir
The real joke is how we all know he doesn’t really have a girlfriend.
no, the real joke is how we all know that this isn't gonna be a series with weekly uploads
I am the girlfriend. I am real.
@@mcstrawberrycheesecake2152 big if true, we’ll see if/how the situation develops, namely if you’re just a figment of Cobbler’s deteriorating imagination.
Yeah he doesn't, he has a boyfriend
@@MLJFireDragon747 you can look at either of our twitters
There's a lot of people who try to act off-putting and unexpected on the internet. PC doesn't have to try or act. 👍
You know what they say: It gets worse, before it gets worse.
This reminds me of the golden age “Onion News Network” segments.
DJ P-Cob, you've gone and done it again
only they made up the news, so they're not that similar
@@tindekappa9047 You're missing the point; most of the Onion’s segments, while fake, are blatant in their depiction of the abnormality of American culture. That’s why they near believability
@@randomstudent1183 Yeah, I guess so.
“Religious bullshit, government overreach, or stupidity.” Lol I love how this guy gets it
yeah except roe from roe v wade admitted she straight up lied, so it's actually none of these. the original finding was goverment overreach, as the Supreme Court does not have the power to create laws..
ITS ALL THREE BABY
It was actually cutting government overreach and stupidity all along. lol Since it's unconstitutional that it won't let the states decide for themselves.
I feel confident and trust the news from Gay icon DJ Peach Cobbler: When he tells me things are going to get fucking worse, I believe it whole heartedly!
This is beautiful. If we’re gonna get more of this..... I’m so excited! This channel is heading in a really interesting direction and I love it.
A new show less reliable than CNN and Fox combined, outstanding
Idk it’s possible combining them could actually make them reliable no more bias no more issues
@@Islamphobe It'd still be biased towards the interests of the ruling class... just from a conventional centrist point of view
@@JM64 so what your saying is all political power should be given to grey-centrists
@@Islamphobe Nope, not even remotely.
I'm just saying that's what you get when you mix Fox and CNN
@@JM64 so then what your saying is Dj Cobbler for president?
Hello silly, funny (named after a sometimes decent, most times subpar desert food) man! Your timely and factual reporting of news is much appreciated! Just wondering, when am I allowed to see the light of day again?
Your's sincerely,
Man living in your awful wardrobe.
Finally a news source I can trust ever since infowars got shut down
Dude hell yes, please continue this series... I originally subscribed for the gaming analysis but the variety on your channel is top tier; especially since you bring your own personal spice to everything that you do.
You’ve got one of the most consistently entertaining videos of any channel on this platform imo. Keep up the great work, Mr. Cobbler.
I’m tired of all these ordinary stances on political issues. I’m waiting to finally vote on somebody taking a real stance against our countries problems. I want someone who’s pro-abortion, anti-choice!
Try counting the votes instead of voting. You'll get what you want faster that way.
“You will have NO children, they WILL be aborted.”
That’s what China had
"I don't want women to have rights, but I don't like babies."
@@ianlachey1726 What's China?
-Bhutan
i needed this way more than i thought.
I’m glad that as Americans, we can disagree on anything and everything, but one thing we can agree on is “what the fuck did Joe Biden just say”
He said something I'm sure of that.
He's trying. He's got the charisma of a wet noodle, but he's trying.
Turns out giving him a teleprompter didn't hide the problem. Because he can't read shit.
DJPC is one of those creators I have to watch as soon as the video comes out.
god i dont know if ive ever felt such raw aggression that both was not aimed at me and yet felt so personal
'Embracer Group' is the most menacing name for anything ever.
Thank you for the content DJ Peach Cobbler
will be keeping my eye out for these as they come out!
As a diehard fan of borderlands, I have to admit your opinion on the franchise is basically spot on. Played the first one when I was like 14, loved the 2nd one, felt weirdly violated by three... I love them to death but they are not great when I take the time to think about them.
2 is the best for replay ability. 3 is hello fellow kids the game with great shooting. I beat 3 once and haven't touched it since. Even pre sequal was much more entertaining.
borderlands can be subjectively good, but is objectively bad. its like how you can enjoy a piece of media that is pretty objectively unfunny but you have nostalgia for it.
It’s a legit skill that you can make content this funny
Outstanding per usual. Thanks for the laughter. Glad to hear weekly videos will be a thing!
this is, like, incredible.
“I’ve been a news man for almost five minutes now” 05:00
“Friend, I know things are pretty bad now…but it’s going to get a lot worse”
LOVE your work dude
I fucking love this channel more and more with every video
I found your stuff on accident because the internet isn't worth engaging with at this point, but seriously... Thank you for your videos. This is what 'merica needs. Please run for office as soon as possible.
I had never heard of Rupaul before this bizarre news vomit, but when Cobbler reassured us that they(?) were still fabulous, I actually muttered "Oh thank God" in relief. It's nice that we get treated to some good news every now and again.
This segment is golden, please keep it up
I love that this is continuing as a series. More than happy for my sole source of news to be a delicious cobbler.
Dear Mr. Cobbler,
This format for a video will be held as a 10 out of 10 for the rest of the universes existence. I am sure the supreme court will change their minds because of this video. Thank you so much for commenting on it. I love you.
Sincerely,
Connor S.
PS. I want to eat you
PPS. Cheesecake is better
The most divisive thing he said in this video is that Morbius which many believe to be "the greatest movie ever" should not exist
I'm a huge fan of this DJPC. I will watch any more news round ups you make twice. 🤘
I love how your channel is a little bit of everything
I really needed this, it helped me turn my bauxite to aluminum.
A weekly show sounds good!
Excited for your news show
I missed your unhinged rants glad to see I'm going to be able to look forward to getting reliable news every week
The borderlands comment really caught me off guard
Immaculate take
I love this, I'll be keeping an eye out each week
Love this new format keep up the great work
i like borderlands, and will keep liking them until they start selling legendary loot boxes or golden/diamond keys through microtransactions..
For a second I was concerned that you were going to take this all seriously.
Sir this is a Wendy's
This was fun I look forward to more!
Keep up the good work DJ Cobb
Morbius underperforming?!?!? Bro, Peach, I didn't know you'd turn into a fake news channel. I had FAITH in you. Morbius is the highest grossing piece of media (not just movie) of all time and I can't believe you're putting out such harmful propaganda.
Unsubbed + L + Ratio + disliked + You're literally a food dish + There are people living in my walls
Very glad to see the new format! Going forward I think it’ll be very interesting as the earth descends into hell and all Floridians are erased
Can’t wait for continued broadcasting
Holy shit that was great, good job looking forward for the next, I’ll be looking for you in my nightmares
Borderlands take is spot on. I play all of them, due to loot addition. I hate the teenage comedy, writing and I just play them alone with headphones in listening to podcasts and stand up comedy. It’s like the McDonalds of games. Damn me... damn me to hell
Edit: I gave you the like... this man needs the money. He’s living with a wall unit AC... even poor people would clutch their fake pearls at the idea of a wall unit... then again I’m in FL. That’s basically a death sentence
Borderlands 3 and the new Tales from the Borderlands especially. Those games were absolutely shit in terms of dialogue and story, and in all honesty I didn't enjoy the gameplay of 3 as much as 2 either. I think Borderlands 2 was pretty much the peak of the series, considering it had some actually pretty great writing, and great gameplay too.
@@worldlinezero4783 I like the gameplay of 3 and I think wonderlands is an okay time, I’ve since played that since I made this comment but yeah I feel the same way. If there ever is a 4th game, I hope they get some new writers in the building
Oh, I've seen you.
I'm just waiting for you to release the part 2 of your Rome video before I do anything about it.
Edit:
You know, I kind of thought you were just going to play turtle noises over a clip of McConnell speaking. I'm glad you didn't. It would have been funny, but McConnell kicking a dog until he cooms is a visual that's just..priceless.
this will nicely supplement my news readings on various online forums, thank you !
Funny Fruit DJ strikes again, damn I love these videos
I absolutely adore this way of presentation، and all of the news covered in it.
I'd rate 9 out of 11.
Not a perfect score cuz there wasn't enough racial slurs.
Much love 💚
I agree with the borderlands take, borderlands 3 and newer suck. If you enjoy the previous games then you are a chad.
Love this man. Don’t stop. Seriously it’s the only thing keeping my doctor distracted as I exit the hospital without life insurance.
This video came out of nowhere and you genuinely made me laugh out loud. good shit
Cobbler never fails to make fun of everyone in the best way possible
I expected this and yet this shit still does not make sense
PLEASE PLEASE MORE OF THIS!!! THIS Was Greatness!
The best video I've seen in a couple months. I'm happy to hear that Mitch finally felt something.
Oh boy I can’t wait to see the next schizophrenic news episode made by discount John cena
Bro.
A weekly news roundup like this is perfect for your energy and brand
Another banger of a video Cobbler, thanks
Great job! love your content, specially the existential crisis you provide me with
I hope this isn’t a joke and you’ll actually become a news channel
I dont know how long this took you, but I love it. If you really do make this a weekly thing, I will watch it every week.
I love it. Keep the news coming
Keep it coming Mr.Cobbler.
Every time he uploads a video, I increasingly feel like he's secretly disappointed that I'm giving him money via patreon.
For a news man for about five minutes, he's made me feel more interest in the new than any other news media ever had
always nice to hear your unconventionel way of thoughts keep up thx
We need more of this quick news
Keep up the work Cobbler