Warhammer 40k story time: There was once a large group of orks traveling through space using their junky space ships, and as one ship approached the other, the orks inside exited with "space suits" and found the orks of the other space ship making quick repairs. But the problem was that the ones repairing the ship had absolutely no space protection on. The suited ones proceeded to remind them how the vacuum of space worked, and that they weren't wearing suites. The other group of orcs then instantly died upon realizing this.
dont forget the second half of that orc story! the guards started "shooting" at a big cluster of orcs who werent dying for some reason, and as they got close, they realized they were holding each other up and saying "im a tank im a tank im a tank im a tank"
Oh yea, I remember a friend mentioning that yesterday. He said that once they realized what was being chanted, the guards basically went "aight, let's go get the anti-tank guns" and it worked wonders.
this story is literaly one of those imaginary fights we had as kids like "i shoot you with my mega mind laser!" and then the other kid thinks of something stupider to counter it
Also a great ork story: An Inquisitor aware of the Orkoid belief power, wanted to experiment and see how strong it really was. After much struggle, he managed to capture an Ork to interrogate and find out more. The Inquisitor came in and gave the ork a pipe...just a regular normal steel pipe. He told the ork it was a gun. So the ork aimed the pipe at the Inquisitor _and somehow made it fire, killing him on the spot._
12:39 They should make this a Penance and the cosmetic reward is just a cowboy hat. The lore explanation is that someone just found it in the lower decks of the ship. The gag is the hat is the same size across all classes. So you can put a (relatively) tiny cowboy hat on the Ogyrn.
>Be me >Chinese salary man at Shovel manufacture >Taking break outside >Hear rumbling underfoot >American emerges from hole >"Can I have a refund" he says holding shovel made by company
Really satisfied with how the game is in its current state. The only things I still want added are an improved narrative, some form of l4d campaign mission system, and some kind of bolter for our favorite ogryn boi.
The only reason I was a day late was because I wanted to have a proper blind first experience with the update, so I could finally watch this today. Thanks for getting me into this game, J. Have enjoyed my time with it, as I enjoy watching you and the gang acting like unhinged maniacs on the internet. Please take care of yourself and have good holidays. In dire times, it is always a pleasant reminder not to let things getting through to me, so you have my gratitude for that. :)
Beat it this morning on Damnation, It's a doozy and some very good content that came as a surprise to an already great update! If anyone hasn't come back yet, you should :) Great video!
J, at 16:00 you talked about the guard saying “bang” and killing orks? You ever seen the story where the orks vaguely made the shape of a tank and all of them were going “I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank” while shooting and moving like one?
Best part of that ork story, the guardsmen are yelling "bang bang bang" and the orks are dying until one group of orks are all marching in a group on each others shoulders and the guardsmen yell at them and they go "ka-ping, t-wang, tk-ong" and its not working anymore. And just when they get right on top of them they hear the orks all chanting quietly together "I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank."
15:44 There isn't anything in the canon sources that states that its true, only an in-universe theory from an adeptus mechanicus (who are people who use 10,000 year old technology, have no idea how it works, and pray to a mechanical god in the hopes that it works) or an inquisitor I don't remember off of the top of my head. All of the stories that people talk about orks manifesting reality are from people's individual games, not an actual codex; GW are fine with bending lore/mechanics for fun but that doesn't mean that it's standard across the setting. Orks are actually a corrupted race of super-intelligent and strong beings that were able to create very technologically advanced machinery on their own. So the probable in-universe reason as to why orks can build stuff out of scrap is because they have an unconscious ability to know how to, not because they believe they can. They don't believe that red ones go faster, they know that red ones go faster. They don't believe they can travel the warp in a giant tin can, they know they can. The actual reason as to why orks can make the crap they use work is because it looks cool and that's all that matters in WH40k.
16:09 You're forgetting the best part of the story. So the guardsmen have been killing the orks for a while now in this fashion and they see a cluster of them coming over the horizon and try the same trick; this time though they're horrified to see it doesn't work. And as the orks get closer they could start to hear them chanting... "I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank"
8:43 Alternate version. _"Are you a man or a woman?"_ _"I'm a heretic."_ _"What's in your pants."_ _"A monument ot Slaneesh."_ _Barely audible in the distance "DUDE!"_
This is off-topic, but i love the finals. It's so fun but i end up raging cuz of fucking light builds and also because i think with my fists not my brain
Wonder when JFJ will make a Videogame Shovel Tier list and how many of the Shovel Knight Shovels will be in it (I mean hell, that game is all shovel all the time.)
I can only imagine how mad the people who gave your Darktide build video flak are that you have once again gotten sponsored. I for one hope they go bald from their anger.
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I was sick these last weeks, apologies for any coughing.
You good man.
It ain’t no problem
Nurgle's Blessings
I blame Joe Biden that you got sick
I got covid cause of u 🗿
Warhammer 40k story time:
There was once a large group of orks traveling through space using their junky space ships, and as one ship approached the other, the orks inside exited with "space suits" and found the orks of the other space ship making quick repairs. But the problem was that the ones repairing the ship had absolutely no space protection on. The suited ones proceeded to remind them how the vacuum of space worked, and that they weren't wearing suites.
The other group of orcs then instantly died upon realizing this.
dont forget the second half of that orc story! the guards started "shooting" at a big cluster of orcs who werent dying for some reason, and as they got close, they realized they were holding each other up and saying "im a tank im a tank im a tank im a tank"
how ridiculous, how *ADEPTUS RIDICULOUS*
Oh yea, I remember a friend mentioning that yesterday. He said that once they realized what was being chanted, the guards basically went "aight, let's go get the anti-tank guns" and it worked wonders.
not real lore, but plausible
All praise brickle!
this story is literaly one of those imaginary fights we had as kids like "i shoot you with my mega mind laser!" and then the other kid thinks of something stupider to counter it
Also a great ork story:
An Inquisitor aware of the Orkoid belief power, wanted to experiment and see how strong it really was.
After much struggle, he managed to capture an Ork to interrogate and find out more.
The Inquisitor came in and gave the ork a pipe...just a regular normal steel pipe.
He told the ork it was a gun. So the ork aimed the pipe at the Inquisitor _and somehow made it fire, killing him on the spot._
12:39
They should make this a Penance and the cosmetic reward is just a cowboy hat.
The lore explanation is that someone just found it in the lower decks of the ship.
The gag is the hat is the same size across all classes.
So you can put a (relatively) tiny cowboy hat on the Ogyrn.
King Assripper made to sound like a Fear & Hunger encounter at 17:39 actually murdered me
A terrifying presence has entered the room.
he's definitely a great unclean one
>Be me
>Chinese salary man at Shovel manufacture
>Taking break outside
>Hear rumbling underfoot
>American emerges from hole
>"Can I have a refund" he says holding shovel made by company
"Where'd you get that shovel?"
"Home depot."
*Boss Music Plays*
4:06 ah a TTS reference
*laughter turns to quiet sobbing*
........... yeah
8:48 my favorite part about this joke is it sounds like something that would feasibly be on an episode of regular show
16:41 tyrion goes oh yeah
17:39 vex gets hit
4:08 "Dispencer, coming up!"
There are three things certain in this world: Death, Taxes, and JFJ using a shovel to fight against cosmic horrors with that big iron on his hiiiiip
Really satisfied with how the game is in its current state.
The only things I still want added are an improved narrative, some form of l4d campaign mission system, and some kind of bolter for our favorite ogryn boi.
and weapon attachments and remove the F ing crafting locks.. but yeah am loving it at the mo
At this point Ripper Gun with slug rounds will do for me
@@awakeandwatching953 "this isn't cod" - someone at fatshark
J, did you accidentally leak the new surprise mission yesterday?
He did.
Oh I thought it was something I said
kekeke@@banzaiperson
Ou, And I logged into the game today and was looking for a new mission... Even the golden missions had to be climbed.
Man, this would've been the perfect time for a Sanguinala event. Even just a tiny one.
The only reason I was a day late was because I wanted to have a proper blind first experience with the update, so I could finally watch this today.
Thanks for getting me into this game, J. Have enjoyed my time with it, as I enjoy watching you and the gang acting like unhinged maniacs on the internet.
Please take care of yourself and have good holidays. In dire times, it is always a pleasant reminder not to let things getting through to me, so you have my gratitude for that. :)
love you j, your content never fails to bring a tingle to my body
Beat it this morning on Damnation, It's a doozy and some very good content that came as a surprise to an already great update! If anyone hasn't come back yet, you should :) Great video!
more jfj content of darktide? this day truly is blessed by the emperor, thanks for sparking my love for this game again
Haven't watched a JFJ in a little bit and I almost forgot how these videos make me smile
I am more than glad to watch this again
J, at 16:00 you talked about the guard saying “bang” and killing orks? You ever seen the story where the orks vaguely made the shape of a tank and all of them were going “I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank” while shooting and moving like one?
ANTI TANK ROCKET FWOOOM
The Cube World throwback was a deep cut. I wanted it to be great so bad lol
So good I gotta watch it again
Rigby certainly had some of the best character development in the show though.
Shotgun's soundboard is the icing on the cake
Maybe I'm wrong, but I've observed the Blueberry stim heavily boosting my stamina as well, which kinda makes sense.
The cowboy revolver has quickly become my favorite weapon in Darktide.
7:20 my brother in Christ, you said that yourself
I can totally see Fatshark adding an achievement to the game to kill a Sniper right before they're about to shoot you with a revolver headshot.
Finally, fuller auto
Im just glad darktide in a much better place
God, the soundboard bits are just so funny.
Hadron stems from the Ancient Greek word hadrós, which means "thick." The devs played us like a damn fiddle.
Ever since Hadron once called me a "Good Varlot," I have been in ruins...
Probably one your funniest videos by far this year
4:05 TTS reference, Nice
Best part of that ork story, the guardsmen are yelling "bang bang bang" and the orks are dying until one group of orks are all marching in a group on each others shoulders and the guardsmen yell at them and they go "ka-ping, t-wang, tk-ong" and its not working anymore. And just when they get right on top of them they hear the orks all chanting quietly together
"I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank."
I didn't understand half of the jokes made in this video, but they still made me laugh hysterically despite that.
10/10 video.
Hell yeah! I love your Darktide videos.
15:44 There isn't anything in the canon sources that states that its true, only an in-universe theory from an adeptus mechanicus (who are people who use 10,000 year old technology, have no idea how it works, and pray to a mechanical god in the hopes that it works) or an inquisitor I don't remember off of the top of my head. All of the stories that people talk about orks manifesting reality are from people's individual games, not an actual codex; GW are fine with bending lore/mechanics for fun but that doesn't mean that it's standard across the setting. Orks are actually a corrupted race of super-intelligent and strong beings that were able to create very technologically advanced machinery on their own. So the probable in-universe reason as to why orks can build stuff out of scrap is because they have an unconscious ability to know how to, not because they believe they can. They don't believe that red ones go faster, they know that red ones go faster. They don't believe they can travel the warp in a giant tin can, they know they can.
The actual reason as to why orks can make the crap they use work is because it looks cool and that's all that matters in WH40k.
Quote from shotgun " I can take you all arahh, and not in a fight."
Wait a second, shouldn’t this be #4 darktide is fun video?
Finally you can go full on western on these heretics.😺
When life gives you lemons, they don’t stop following you
Tyrion gonna be saluting the emperor with the amount of times darktide be sponsoring J
J talking Ork lore? GOOD SHIT
As a midwesterner yes it is like that when shoveling snow.
Idk why the pogryn going godbody after getting hit in the head with the shovel killed me but you will be paying my funeral expenses
16:09 You're forgetting the best part of the story. So the guardsmen have been killing the orks for a while now in this fashion and they see a cluster of them coming over the horizon and try the same trick; this time though they're horrified to see it doesn't work. And as the orks get closer they could start to hear them chanting...
"I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank"
I love Darktide so much fun!
aight JFJ. How many days do you have on ifunny
Yes J, I've heard of Overkill...
But I'd say in this case it's Ogrekill.
Was not expecting the Regular Show lore deep dive
8:43
Alternate version.
_"Are you a man or a woman?"_
_"I'm a heretic."_
_"What's in your pants."_
_"A monument ot Slaneesh."_
_Barely audible in the distance "DUDE!"_
i fucking love revolvers. I love being accurate or fanning the hammer.
i now need a soundboard of the guy farting on his roomates door
Darktide 4 ain't happening anytime soon huh?
Take two everyone! Great video king :3
4:07
EEEERECTIN' A DISPENSER
i wish a video game company would pay my rent keep it up man
This is off-topic, but i love the finals. It's so fun but i end up raging cuz of fucking light builds and also because i think with my fists not my brain
Jesus did the shovel always have that alt attack? That is one strong wack.
Its a new variant.
@@reconnick13 that’s so sick.
Wonder when JFJ will make a Videogame Shovel Tier list and how many of the Shovel Knight Shovels will be in it (I mean hell, that game is all shovel all the time.)
For SHOVELRY òAó
3:00 ok yes pretty much overkill no doubts there.
Counter argument: more dakkadakkadakkadakka
i put this going in the background while playing an idle game and gotta say this shit funny
9:22 I mean. That’s *technically* true.
The stim are human lube so they work better so the damage buff is cherry flavoured lube
“Diablo” actually means “Devil”
Life is really giving J lemons
love the darktide vids J funniest shit of my favorite game
That shovel is going to be the assail but on oggy
crazy to me that people were hating on darktide.
The game is great but late game is a bit boring and most of the goodlooking armor is behind a paywall.
2:57 overkill more like Ogre-kill.
kinda silly to me that a shovel deals more damage than a powered club that, when charged, causes an explosion
I can´t beleive anyone would sponsor this after seeing the fotage.
hey jfj usually what zealot build do you usually run im struggling in terms of survivability in higher difficulty content
Yo nice, we got dem Gatorade syringes now
Anyone know the song in the intro? I can’t find it in the ost and I thinks it’s a jam.
I can only imagine how mad the people who gave your Darktide build video flak are that you have once again gotten sponsored.
I for one hope they go bald from their anger.
saw this video, clicked it, and it was privet. now its here!
All my homies quote TTS 4:05
yippii its back
I think fatshark should add Skitarii ranger to dark tide.
hilarious video lol
5th episode when
Diablo dont mean hot it means devil/demon for anyone that heard it in the video
how tf do you already have high tiers for the new weapons?
Second time the better
oh yeah what up baby
When finals video?
I bet JFJ uses Ifunny
should this be Darktide is fun 4?... since there already a 3
Man... cube world... still makes me sad.
Grats on your mortage bro
I gotta say the shovel in un-erect mode is fucking hawt
FOR SIGMAR
J should play shovel knight
J I’m scared of you. I was literally eating sour booger gummies when y’all mentioned them