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- Опубліковано 28 бер 2018
- Ever been to a Dr's surgery where they literally tell you to take your top off or your pants off for no reason?!
Or start rubbing your belly?! ... Let's be real though doctors, nurses, and health care professional are literally life savers and amazing!
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I'm honestly so surprised the 1st question wasn't "are you Pregnant?"
100%! Sheesh! I've been asked about being pregnant literally moments after the nurse went over my medical history which clearly states that I had my uterus removed. 🤦♀
And if Hayley had been overweight, the doctor would have blamed her earache on her size and instructed her to see a dietician/go on a diet....
@@Myrtle2911 I was recently sent a letter by my doctor to come and see the nurse about my contraceptive device. Someone obviously didn't read my notes as I had a hysterectomy 5 years ago...
Or getting that question shortly after mentioning to them that you are a virgin on the pill for painful periods.😤
The first question was do you smoke?
This sort of crap actually happens... a friend of mine was tricked into showing her private part for an unrelated issue. The doctor later was charge for sexual assaulting over a hundred patients, she was one of many that testified against him. At least two young women were raped. And yet, he didn't lose his license, cos he was about to retire or some stupid excuse.
Always report health professionals that's not professional. Protect yourself. You can always say no.
Idk who this dude is but by the sound of it i should've joined everyone in tryna get him a replacement
Wow
That's terrible he should have been deregistered & charged with rape & sexual assault, unfortunately its happening all over the world. The medical profession is one of the most highly protected professions on the planet next to politicians & the churches.😡😠🤬😤
When I was 11 or 12 we all had to get a jab unless we had a cold/flu like symptoms. Me not wanting a needle (I have zero problems with them now) told pokies and said I had a cold. The doctor who was in the principles office told me to come into this closet that there, to take my top off. He touched my partly developed breasts. How that related to me having a cold I don't know. Maybe more happened that I've blocked out. I forgot all about until I was 27. It didn't affect me what so ever just left me a bit like wtf! The lesson learned is my child will be watched like a hawk and will have no visits without me present. Too many cases have happened where patients have been drugged and rapped all sorts, always have someone with you. Can't bloody trust anyone!
Omg as a doctor I feel really sorry for all those women .this doctor of a m***n should be hanged to death for rape .too bad we live in a world of no justice
I love the fact that there is an oven in the doctor's office, lol
Just your casual British Doctor's surgery
@@hayleymorris 😂😂
The doctor lives in her office. She obviously has to cook.
@@Conans_sweater You are getting a sub because you are a cat lover.
I’m your 100th like
As a jr doctor the biggest lie in this video is that the senior cares for the junior lmaoo
So true
As a teen a surgeon assaulted me. He convinced my mother to stay in the waiting room. His wife was his secretary & walked in on him groping me. She just looked dismayed, never said a word. I was completely alone with that monster.
Parents, please join your children as long as they’re comfortable with it, and always make sure there’s a chaperone during examinations. It’s awkward & embarrassing, but always better than being preyed upon.
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Also make sure you know what the doctor’s doing. Sometimes they’ll block what they’re doing from the parents with their bodies. If the child is young enough, they may not feel able to tell an adult no, especially if they don’t know that being a doctor doesn’t give you free range to do whatever you like with another persons body.
2nd opinion is always good, Specially if it seems odd.
Reminds me of what goes on in Romania. Had gall bladder stones 8 pieces, each 1cm big, and bladder was about to burst, went in the ER public hospital and after the film they told me it's stomach ulcers. Got fed up with them plus was shitting myself from the pain and had the strength to go to a private clinic, surgeon was amazed and said if one more hour would have gone past I'd been history.
I died when the doctor said” how much @lcohol do u consume?” Then the suspense music turned on🤣🤣🤣
And mentally medical staff just doubles that. People are so judgmental we don’t feel we can tell the truth.
I'm surprised that strange "Doctor" didn't want to check your Prostate!
Lots of malpractice and abuse occurs under the guise of ‘doctoring’ unfortunately. If it feels wrong, a lot of times it is wrong.
On the flip side, I’ve also gotten a number of patients who take all of their clothing off for very general assessments….
Because they got used to being asked to remove clothes, so now they do it without being asked.
"I'm going to be a doh-kta!" Killed me
I had pneumonia and pleurisy when I was 20, and the consultant on the ward would only listen to my chest while I was topless. I knew this wasn't right, and the female HCA that was chaperoning did too but neither of us had any power in that situation. The irony is that the stethoscope was invented so women could be examined while clothed. This was only around 15 years ago too, not in a different era when things were different.
As far as I know, bra's can intefere with the noise of your lungs/hearts when breathing. You can still cover/hold them with your hands though, they don't have to measure 'through' the breasts. You can then also hold them up if they need to measure below.
Well, I had pneumonia and always had my chest examined without a top on.
The stethoscope was invented so the ear doesn't have to be placed ON the chest directly. Sorry to be that person, but with 100 likes, I don't want misinformation to spread and paint all healthcare workers as pervs or worse. Likely with pneumonia the differential was narrowed, but if someone comes with a chest pain + difficulty breathing, you don't want to gamble with the patient's time-sensitive health by guesswork.
If this consultant insisted you take off clothes fully (despite there being many ways you can still cover the non-examined parts) to ogle at you at your vulnerable state, yeah that's wrong, and that guy should be reported. Otherwise? You're mistaken. Sorry not sorry. Google lung sounds/heart murmurs and have a listen. They're usually distinguishable when directly placed, but over some form of clothes/restrictive garments? Good effing luck.
You know what's not right? Not auscultating properly and sending an otherwise easily treatable patient into intensive care after dismissal.
EMT here. stethoscopes do work better on bare skin, but if needed we can just put the stethoscope underneath your shirt. definitely no need to take it all the way off.
@@thedancingemt Please don't try to dilute what I'm saying. You said it yourself. If you needed.
In an urgent settings to obtain vitals etc of course I agree you can. That said, this commenter (patient at the time) was in with cardio/pulm complaint leaning towards pneumonia/pleurisy diagnosis. Once you are sure the pt has the vitals/is stable, how do you further plan the care?
You assess with examination and ruling out. Not gonna repeat my points from a month ago--I still stand by it. (Allow patient dignity but examine to the level necessary--which in some case does require uncovering--to provide the best care).
Since you appealed to authority with an EMT (student might I add, but if you finished, congrats) I too will mention that I'm an MD (student) here.
I'm sure you had your share of patients who refuse care to their detriment from misunderstanding/prejudice. Don't make this worse by making gen public think that auscultation can always be done with clothes on, and therefore all docs who do not are terrible people or something.
One time I was walking and I slammed my foot down kind of hard. My foot started hurting and I couldn’t walk on it normally. As the night went on it swelled up. I googled my symptoms and thought for sure I had a stress fracture. Went to the ER because I needed a boot or brace so that I could go to work the next day. We were there for hours and when I saw the doctor I told him that I thought I had a stress fracture. He said we will do x-rays to be safe. In the end I was told it was most likely a bug bite and to follow up with my pcp. I thought that sounded ridiculous but they wouldn’t listen to me. So I went to work the next day and limped around. In the middle of the day I got a call from the hospital and they told me that according to the x-rays I did in fact have a stress fracture. I had to go back down to the hospital and they gave me a shoe. I was wondering what good a shoe would do and I was right to expect it did nothing. When I got to the podiatrist a few days later the new x-rays showed that the fracture had gotten worse and turned into a break. There I was given an air cast. I always thought breaking a bone would be extremely painful. I think the doctors were confused because I wasn’t in that much pain. But still they were negligent.
Thats SO STRESSFUL, sorry that happened!
@Ella Luna Malfoy Rudest comment I've ever seen.
@Ella Luna Malfoy Then you haven't been on UA-cam long...
Breaks often times don’t hurt when they first happen. This is a simplified explanation I’m about to give but basically our brains don’t fully realize that it’s possible for our bones to break. A combination of the naïve belief we all to some extent have that nothing bad will happen to us and “out of site out of mind”, our brains understand that we can accidentally get a cut when cutting carrots because we can see both the knife and our skin. Since we can’t see out bones our brains just kind of forget they exist. So when a break does occur our brains immediately flood our bodies with adrenaline and in a way send us into survival mode while it processes what just happened. When you’re in survival mode the adrenaline you experience blocks out a lot of feelings and things as your brains only concern is staying alive, one of the things that is often blocked out is pain.
As someone who had a foot fracture I agree that it is suprisingly way less painfull that I would have imagined prior to it.
Reminds me of me KNOWING I had my 3rd urosepsis and the ER doc insisted to do a pelvic exam because "she needed to rule out it wasn't a problem with those organs instead because this was the third time in less than a month". I protested and said no. But it didn't work because if she couldn't do that then she wouldn't do the bloodworks and all either. F*cking blackmailing me into my trauma.
Huh, no I've never had this happen. That sounds messed up. I'm now extremely thankful at how professional all the doctors I've been around have been thus far in my life and it is not lost on me how lucky that is. If a doctor did this to me, I'd be leaving that office and going to a different doctor.
Same
"Oooo, hellooooo! I'm going to be a doctor!" 🤣🤣🤣
My doctor wrote that I would "consider an abortion" on my file for no reason. I said "what's that on my File?" ...ABORTION in big Block Letters. I said I Never Had an ABORTION. I had a Miscarriage after 3 weeks. I nicely asked her on the Phone to remove it. I said it's not correct and it shouldn't be there. SHE SAYS IN A WHISPERY VOICE "I AM SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY". I tried to calmly ask her why....she Repeats it! 3 times. I'm Sorry That You feel That Way.
So then she wrote down that I bullied her on the phone and was aggressive with my tone and no other doctor will take me on a patient because they all talk. Like a high school. All lies.
A miscarriage is called a spontaneous abortion in the medical field.
Doctor says take off your pants, I say buy me dinner first
Perfect response.
I will be using that the next time I'm at a hospital, thank you :>
Doctor, who isn't a creep and is just doing their job: wha-
Haven’t been following you that long but girl you are absolutely hilarious!!
Lmao! Reminds me so much of my ex mom in law. She used to say she could go to the doctor for an ingrown toenail and they would want to look at her a$$. Used to Crack me up
Hayley, you are so talented and so beautiful!!! I love your videos!!! They always brighten my day. Keep up the good work!!! 👏👏👏👏
I read books about dust in my spare time and who knew dust is so interesting? There are so many kinds of dust, thin dust, thick dust, eraser dust, dusty dust, dust that fvcks up your nostrils, DUST IS SO UNDERRATED-
Beautifully done, best Emma Thompson impression as the Doc and a decent tag! You usually have them, I’ve noticed……nice😁🌺
You are so hilarious, watching your videos in the morning is the best way to wake up ❤😂
Wtf, I've had ear problems my entire life and I've never had to take off my clothes for them. This doctor seems very predatory, I would have told them no and walked out.
I would have show off my mirkin, and bragged about the size of my poops.
You do realize that this is just a satire, right? 🙄
everyone in the comments knows how it feels to not have been listened to my medical staff 🥺💞
She's right, doctors do seem to have a knack for trying to get you undressed and put fingers where you don't want them so to speak. I remember at one point in my life I was thoroughly convinced that my doctors were trying to turn me into a sock puppet. I would be going to the doctor and every time they wanted to puts something up my backside be it a finger or a camera and I told them that my family had a history of gallbladder problems and that doctor would not believe it was my gallbladder. He retired and I got a new doctor. After reviewing my records and seeing notes that I said I had a family history he said "I assume the Dr (name redacted) checked your gallbladder." I said that he didn't and that guy ordered tests and sure enough it was my gallbladder. After removing it I have been fine and have sorta avoided doctors. I suffered for years because the first guy wouldn't just test my gallbladder.
This video randomly popped up I'm 😂 so badly! Great Work!!
Love your videos, and by the way, I read books about dust in my spare time.
I read books about dust in my spare time
loving ur vids
This actually sounds like the doctors who are sent out to practice in outback Australia. If you have a death wish go out there for a holiday & get sick, we worked out that's why the population is so low in the outback, everybody gets killed off.😳😨😰😱
Love your sketches
Such a touch of Monty Python!
My new favorite channel.
Yeah they do tend to Google symptoms. Right Infront of you too. At least with me lol
I had this trainee doctor thing pulled on me once, I was about 14 and needed the doc to look at my chappie. The trainee doc was female, stunning and I was 14 remember....
This actually happened to me as a kid I went with an earache and there was a trainee doctor and the ended up doing this (turns out there was something else they actually did have to look at but still)
Aww I'm sorry ❤
I swim & take baths I get ear infections on the regular.
Agreed w the music 😂
I’m mostly shocked that they didn’t ask about your menstrual cycle! 😂
Brilliantly written and performed
Yep, the level of nhs healthcare in a nutshell.
Loved the checking of symptoms on google. Happens all the time.
It got me cracking at the ankle part😂
I unfortunately agreed to a trainee midwife accompanying my midwife when I had my first child. Where ever the first midwife’s went, the trainee had to follow. If you are ever in that situation then think through before agreeing.
I like how she was like, PEACE IM OUT! lol
Yep, that happens. I went for a rash on my hand and he checked my butt as well which I didn't think was necessary. I don't want to ever go back.
I was doing a check up & my doctor she told me take my pants off, she was looking down there & it was cold that didn’t help & she was 7 months pregnant the whole thing was awkward af!
I once had a cough and the doctor was doing a brief checkup and he needed to take my BP and he's like "Now ima need you to take off your shirt" LIKE MY DUDE ITS BLOOD PRESSURE YOU PUT THE DAMN THING ON MY ARM RIGHT?! But i did as i was told and...I HAD AN UNDERSHIRT ON
UNO REVERSE CARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Plus this is HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Omg reminded me that I had one of those trainees in a gyno appt once. Dr springs it on me from out of the blue in front of this stranger… quite intimidating… I was too young to say no, but now that I’m an ancient old broad, sure why not, what the hell, let’s have a party and invite the receptionist too!
Ethel can literally come to my house and eat all of my groceries if she wants to.
✨ i read books about dust in my spare time ✨
love these videos keep going! 😜🥰🤗
I read books about my dust in my spare time from description
A sprained ankle 😂😂😂
I was 16 years old, had diarhea, vomiting, strong belly pain and fever.
First day my doc said it maybe a virus, stay home (at this point there were weak symptons) 2 days later my mother called the doc, cus I could not get up from the bed due to the pain. He said, whe should do in the next morning for blood test cuz maybe is a strong "pee infection" (sorry dont know the english words)
He checked me and sent to the hospital as it's maybe an appendicitis.
In the hospital 4 doc checked on me, and send out my mother, cuz they thougth I'm pregnant just afraid to say it in front of my mom.
Thanks only to the bloodtest they made I was operated that day for appendicitis
This is one reason I'm not in favor of socialized medicine.
I love how she counded the ankel and the doc said lower half of body is conneced to the ear
And that is what's wrong with the NHS. Lol
Units of alcohol? A mega pint!
Gold
LMFAO Too true!!
She should come to the country where I live. Diagnosis is literally a skill they have yet to learn.
....and I read whole SERIES of books about dust all the time.
Because I want to see more of you, I let the ads play. ❤
I read books about dust in my spare time. LOL.
I read books about dust in my spare time🤣🤣🤣
Most of my ex's thought that a unit of alcohol was a bottle of Chardonnay.
can we just take a moment to appreciate that this video is 4:20 minutes long
I was waiting for someone else to notice lol
It's actually 4:21 minutes
20 here but yt always does it like this, +-1s
@@Chickencrossedtheroad lol
@@cookie7760 for some it will be 4:20 some it will be 4:21 I saw 4:20
Ah, the British National Health Service.
You make me laugh like mad. Fn Tops
I heard, third hand, about a Doctor allegedly performing breast exams on teen females, as part of medical checkups for Summer camps. Teen breast cancer is rare.
Ambient music would do it for me too
This bit reminds a little of Monty Python. Funny.
I read books about dust in my spare time XD
I want a butterfly stitch in a small cut.
Doctor snaps on a pair of rubber gloves..
"It's for everyone's safety....."
"It's for you're own well being...."😆
Great video
Thank you!
Sadly this happens a lot. Happened to a friend:(
Weird but cool
And I read books about dust in my spare time.
I want to see more of your sense of humor.
"I see you have the machine that goes PING!"
I read books about dust in my spare time
I read books about dust in my spare time :)
Bringing you back to this 🐸
Briliant
Thank you!
I read books about dust in my spare time.
my mom used to make jokes about this all the time - "doctor, i have terrible headaches." "right then, take off your clothes." or "doctor, my arm hurts where i fell on it." "right then, take off your clothes." etc.
things are somewhat better these days, but clearly not all doctors.
She has spent more time with the doctor in this video then you actually get in real life.
The music lol.
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rate the pain one to ten... oh i stepped on a LEGO... Okay i write 15....
We have the same doctor! Small world.
Slayy
The first doctor is literally the same as my maths teacher
Hillarious
I am sure I have seen this doctor before. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This sounds like a NHS story.
"....and how many units of alcohol do you consume each week?"
(thinking) It's about 40, but I can tell her that.
Errrr. 20ish or there abouts, approximately in the ballpark or something the like.
Phew, dodged a land mine there.
Problem is, the Dr. will them make nasty notes about your " anti-social" behaviour in your comprehensive electronic medical record, that will then be viewed by every following medical professional that sees you, they will then immediately start of the appointment under the assumption that your a problem nutcase patient... you'll never get rid of this.
Hah, what a nightmare of a doctor's appointment. How is your ear now? lol
When I was 23-24(?) I went in to establish care after moving. The NA and her trainee (so, 2 women in this instance) asked about my last pap. I had to admit I had not had one (I moved a lot). They were like "Oh, should we do that now?" and I was like "Uh, no!"
Yep.
Curiously, yes, a part of your ear connects to the same part of your brain as your genitals.