Curb Your Enthusiasm - Ted Danson: Asshole

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  • @coonagh1
    @coonagh1 7 років тому +510

    Ted Danson is brilliant in every scene. I love him in this show!!

    • @GeorgeUK84
      @GeorgeUK84 7 років тому +13

      He's just playing himself.

    • @coonagh1
      @coonagh1 7 років тому +12

      GeorgeUK84 an exaggerated version of himself.

    • @gardenlady2041
      @gardenlady2041 7 років тому +4

      This show and Bored to Death .

    • @jeffk1722
      @jeffk1722 6 років тому +27

      2:04 I think it's a funny detail that Ted doesn't clap for anonymous, as he's just soaking in the praise - while he's supposed to be clapping along if he "doesn't know who it is."

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 3 роки тому

      Everybody is classic in this show

  • @Jgm-gm9wi
    @Jgm-gm9wi 5 років тому +550

    Not only does this make Ted Danson sound like an asshole, it makes him look utterly insane, lol. Kudos to Ted for playing such a caricature of himself. Most of us are too self conscious.

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 4 роки тому +9

      It’s easy not to be self-conscious when the writing you a giant check for it. Furthermore it’s called acting!

    • @OP-xi1hv
      @OP-xi1hv 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrPernell27 furthermore he is an asshole.

    • @Jgm-gm9wi
      @Jgm-gm9wi 4 роки тому +13

      MrPernell27 MrPernell27 I’m aware of that, Stella Adler. But he’s still playing a version of himself and he seems like a good sport.

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому

      @@MrPernell27 thanx, I couldn't be arsed to tell the moron what an actor does 4 a living 👍

    • @ghillepig2
      @ghillepig2 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrPernell27 yea but it's all ad-lib, there's specific points they go over but they all just make it up as they go

  • @midianholic7080
    @midianholic7080 7 років тому +532

    The pie scene is magnificent.

    • @Aff3ct000
      @Aff3ct000 6 років тому +10

      Midianholic
      Big fuckin' sissy!

    • @johnny-vu6rl
      @johnny-vu6rl 6 років тому +3

      Midianholic that's a slur.

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 4 роки тому +26

      Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out my face!

    • @trevorskopczynski5791
      @trevorskopczynski5791 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnny-vu6rl a good one too!

    • @johnny-vu6rl
      @johnny-vu6rl 4 роки тому +2

      @@trevorskopczynski5791 there is no such thing as a good slur. that's an oxymoron.

  • @edcal33166
    @edcal33166 3 роки тому +162

    Ted looks like he’s having so much fun in this role. I picture him just lighting up when Larry told him, “I want you to play an asshole.”

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery 4 роки тому +112

    The disdain between Danson and Larry in the pie scene is way too funny.

  • @jonathanrobertson7971
    @jonathanrobertson7971 10 років тому +61

    Be a friend... be a fucking friend.

  • @peteparker22
    @peteparker22 5 років тому +143

    That pie scene is one of the best in curb history

    • @jackspinner4727
      @jackspinner4727 3 місяці тому

      Taking this fucking peace of pie and get it out of my face

  • @Hwella555
    @Hwella555 2 роки тому +33

    “You’re part of the problem, Senator”
    One subtle nugget. Love it

  • @crlguitar1
    @crlguitar1 7 років тому +80

    Ted Danson is absolutely awesome. He is sooo freakin' funny.
    I STILL watch 'Becker' re-runs....That show was brilliant too.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 6 років тому +2

      In Becker he's a tormented asshole......In Curb he's just an asshole..........

    • @elftax
      @elftax 5 років тому

      luuke luketer he’s not an asshole in Curb, he just treats Larry normal and doesn’t take any of Larry’s bs

    • @rosa3768
      @rosa3768 5 років тому +2

      Im still re watching becker. Its very underrated

    • @ThePulse10
      @ThePulse10 5 років тому +2

      I love Becker. Still watch it today. One of my favorite TV sitcoms ever.

    • @MacDaddy635
      @MacDaddy635 3 роки тому +2

      Becker was such a great show

  • @JoeM-tx5pm
    @JoeM-tx5pm Рік тому +23

    Everything's heaven with this guy. He tries a piece of gum, "this is heaven". A parking space "oh I'm in heaven". He tastes a chocolate bar "it's heaven"

  • @krishammond8851
    @krishammond8851 5 років тому +262

    thought that was hillary clinton

  • @bradarchibald2571
    @bradarchibald2571 2 роки тому +16

    *throws cash at Larry* "Buy some fuckin pants, will ya?" LMAO

  • @DScott-pc7rd
    @DScott-pc7rd 5 років тому +35

    “Rosie best the crap outta ya. Ya big sissy”...
    Lmao

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome 6 років тому +193

    Who is the guy who starts the toast at 1:40 ? He has such small hands

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 6 років тому +14

      Kody Jackson the same issue arises when the actor is in Its Always sunny in Philadelphia, he’s a lawyer

    • @mattdoull7820
      @mattdoull7820 6 років тому +41

      Oh my God! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 6 років тому +12

      jack kelly... hes the foremost lawyer in bird law...along with his nephew

    • @DIGITAL7Media
      @DIGITAL7Media 5 років тому +1

      yes! He's a lawyer right?

    • @AsRiHack3x2
      @AsRiHack3x2 5 років тому

      Oh god, I never even notice. Dee is in Curb. There are quite a few people who has been on both shows.

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 7 років тому +74

    "And the other one is... anonymous"
    ** accordeon music starts**
    Hahahahahahaha

  • @erikbmyname
    @erikbmyname 3 роки тому +4

    So many great supporting characters in this show. Ted is definitely one of them.

  • @johnx6020
    @johnx6020 3 роки тому +6

    Anytime you see Ted in a scene you know its going to be Awesome!

  • @drexlspivey5828
    @drexlspivey5828 5 років тому +87

    I'd love to be so rich that I've always got at least 150 in my wallet at any given time

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE 5 років тому +78

    LD was right about Senator Boxer. She was part of the problem, haha!

    • @Drewkam1995
      @Drewkam1995 Рік тому +1

      Larry always makes good points

  • @thebluefus
    @thebluefus 6 років тому +119

    I think Rosie would take Larry in a real life fight

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 4 роки тому +16

    2:55 PUT THE FUCKIN’ PIE DOWN!! 😂 I fuckin’ lost it at that part 😂🤣🤣

    • @dahliafiend
      @dahliafiend Рік тому +1

      Reminded me of Joe Pesci somehow.

  • @spatzhawk
    @spatzhawk 7 років тому +38

    aw the poor little kids they couldn't swim in the bay xD

  • @bloodfeastislandman1580
    @bloodfeastislandman1580 5 років тому +11

    I love seeing Ted express himself. He is such a sweetheart irl

  • @panjangneem
    @panjangneem 3 роки тому +8

    I can’t live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me...

  • @ohhesabaaadman52
    @ohhesabaaadman52 2 роки тому +10

    Forgot the best part where Ted looks at Larry’s date like Larry is being charitable to her 😂😂😂

  • @jasbarsoph
    @jasbarsoph 3 роки тому +15

    Ted got a louder applause than Larry 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zero3killamike
    @zero3killamike 6 років тому +30

    A long running "feud" even in running Seinfeld gags.

    • @emersonpage5384
      @emersonpage5384 9 місяців тому

      The previous top sitcom vs the next!

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh yeah, you're right. I had to rewind my brain to remember what you meant... The Show About Nothing and George wanting a deal like Ted Danson's.

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320
    @aussievapezaussievapez__3320 5 років тому +20

    LD is an incredible genius. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @helenubina6968
    @helenubina6968 6 років тому +32

    Larry David, Ted Danson and Richard Lewis should be given Best Actor for Playing Nurrotic's. They are great and I can see the same scene over and over and still laugh the belly laugh.

  • @bingbashbosh1
    @bingbashbosh1 5 років тому +22

    He should've blurted out, "It's Ted Dansen!"
    Anonymous my arse

  • @alexespinoza6366
    @alexespinoza6366 5 років тому +7

    Ted not allowing Larry to play the Cowardly Lion should’ve also been part of this compilation.

  • @dholmestar
    @dholmestar 7 років тому +22

    "You know somethin?"

  • @StrikeTeam0316
    @StrikeTeam0316 4 роки тому +15

    And to think, NBC offered Constanza less.

  • @AnonYmous-lk9qy
    @AnonYmous-lk9qy 6 місяців тому +1

    Just watching how thrilled Larry is to know Lucy Lawless also hates Ted Danson is one of the funniest little things

  • @mencken8
    @mencken8 2 роки тому +6

    The scene from 00:15 to 1:20 is almost certainly taken from actual dialogue, and goes some distance toward explaining why some of these people are the way they are.

    • @dahliafiend
      @dahliafiend Рік тому

      Comedy is truth. More so than drama.

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 6 років тому +14

    Holy shit, it’s charlie’s Creepy uncle!

  • @JackKokah
    @JackKokah 4 роки тому +9

    Haha Larry created an amazing rivalry with Ted in this show!

  • @LOLLYPOPPE
    @LOLLYPOPPE 3 роки тому +1

    Best comedy tv show ever made

  • @edmund415
    @edmund415 Місяць тому

    Ted says, “wow I didn’t expect that” haha.

  • @charlesbird781
    @charlesbird781 7 днів тому

    You didn’t give me a shirt, you gave me a problem!

  • @koolnkalm85
    @koolnkalm85 10 років тому +24

    Just take the pie to go problem solved and remain the the best of friends with Ted danson

    • @AmirAbuleil92
      @AmirAbuleil92 6 років тому +1

      You don't seem to know LD very much then
      Edit : Just noticed your comment was 3 years ago ,, sorry for the notification

    • @chrishartford3703
      @chrishartford3703 6 років тому +1

      Fuck Ted danson

  • @hootiesfilms6446
    @hootiesfilms6446 5 років тому

    All of those scenes right there, absolute gold.

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie Місяць тому +1

    Not surprised Babs Boxer is a competent actor... they're all puppets.

  • @EvetsZerimar23
    @EvetsZerimar23 7 років тому +7

    Do not put that pie down!

  • @boodrowwillsun4037
    @boodrowwillsun4037 5 років тому +5

    4:19 Lucy Lawless can call me an ahole ANYTIME.

  • @maxiegrobner9018
    @maxiegrobner9018 6 років тому +8

    Ted Danson has turned in great work for almost 40 years, not a turkey in the bunch.

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 5 років тому +7

      Except for the turkey sandwich named after him.

  • @CanaAlyce
    @CanaAlyce 6 років тому +7

    I love that this episode of curb excists because ted did not keep the good place twist a secret.

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 6 років тому +1

      CanaAlyce shut up meg

  • @Mo.Fa.
    @Mo.Fa. 4 роки тому +16

    Wtf is Ted's problem, Larry clearly is side-sitting in here.

  • @theyd2918
    @theyd2918 Рік тому

    Me realizing that Ted dansons character was centered around rfk junior make is even better.

  • @mathisou92
    @mathisou92 5 років тому +37

    1:47 this guy's hands look outrageously small, don't they ?

    • @louheadman6400
      @louheadman6400 5 років тому +3

      MP Nobody look.

    • @baracksays9401
      @baracksays9401 3 роки тому +1

      I thought the camera was supposed to add 10 pounds to his hands

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 4 роки тому +2

    1:41 Hey! Its Uncle Jack. Jack Kelly. His hands, look... small.

  • @logankandel846
    @logankandel846 4 роки тому +3

    1:42 Holy shit is that Uncle Jack the Nightman?

  • @craigmurdock4740
    @craigmurdock4740 Рік тому +3

    Danson is soooooooooooo good in Curb it's amazing.

  • @EatCarbs
    @EatCarbs 3 роки тому +1

    That pie did look really good though.

  • @dayshawnalexander5654
    @dayshawnalexander5654 3 роки тому +1

    Ted Danson is great in Mr. Mayor

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 3 роки тому +2

    YOU KNOW SOMETHIN?

  • @Killingglorie
    @Killingglorie 7 років тому +16

    That’s disgusting

  • @ShortFuseFighting
    @ShortFuseFighting 6 місяців тому

    "yes, she had me down but i could have reversed it!"

  • @ticketyboo2456
    @ticketyboo2456 3 роки тому +3

    Larry David does such a great job. Despite getting into many a pickle his depiction of his heightened self makes the viewer unsympathetic to his plight lol

  • @thehorsefromhorsinabout
    @thehorsefromhorsinabout 3 місяці тому

    lol how it starts and ends with the same clip.

  • @sublime90
    @sublime90 6 років тому +1

    the pixels are art

  • @Matthias9319
    @Matthias9319 7 років тому +6

    Put that fucking pie down :P

  • @whyyoutrippindeebo3514
    @whyyoutrippindeebo3514 6 років тому +11

    What are you wearing.....

  • @br33zy771
    @br33zy771 7 років тому +4

    put the fukin pie down!

  • @MrXaes
    @MrXaes 6 місяців тому

    That is heaven!

  • @luvzlara
    @luvzlara 3 роки тому +2

    Is that Uncle Jack from It's Always Sunny, standing next to Boxer?

    • @BennettAustin7
      @BennettAustin7 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, almost didn’t recognize him without the hands

  • @TheOnlyGamingMC
    @TheOnlyGamingMC 3 роки тому +1

    If I’m spending that much money I better get faking credit

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 3 роки тому +1

    The only disappointing thing about this show is never seeing the Ted Danson private jet 🛩

  • @TornadoOfSouls777
    @TornadoOfSouls777 6 років тому +3

    Boxer was a disaster

  • @nikkibeacth
    @nikkibeacth 4 роки тому

    I love Ted Danson

  • @KomackinoA
    @KomackinoA 3 роки тому +14

    Whoever played the Clinton wannabe Senator was just unbelievable, how she was able to convey her disdain for Larry in a few short words, while exuding that neoliberal smugness and pretention. Masterclass. She makes that scene in my book.

    • @theflytrapdiaries5570
      @theflytrapdiaries5570 Рік тому +3

      That isn’t an actor that is an actual Senator. Senator Barbara Boxer.

    • @elc4967
      @elc4967 Рік тому

      How is anything about what she said neoliberal?

    • @whenaubreyhearsthis
      @whenaubreyhearsthis Рік тому

      lmao thats literally senator boxer

    • @johnshogskins4443
      @johnshogskins4443 8 місяців тому

      Smugness and pretentiousness is very liberal.

  • @netsukhufuaruameketi4805
    @netsukhufuaruameketi4805 7 років тому +12

    Ted Dansin
    FRANKENSTEIN?

  • @humancargo7285
    @humancargo7285 3 роки тому +1

    His hands look kinda big in this

  • @maddierosemusic
    @maddierosemusic 8 місяців тому +1

    Is that really Barbara Boxer?

  • @BoomersTech
    @BoomersTech 11 місяців тому +1

    who is the woman in the beginning..they say she is from bionic woman or something.??

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 9 місяців тому

      Ahe is the identical twin of the Woman at the very end.

  • @michaelburke5907
    @michaelburke5907 4 роки тому

    No matter what happens, Larry is put upon.

  • @timrussell6143
    @timrussell6143 3 роки тому +1

    It’s not anonymous if you go around telling everybody you did it.

  • @patgogan7324
    @patgogan7324 7 років тому +1

    Take this fuckin pie and get it out of my face!

  • @timeallofgreatestthe
    @timeallofgreatestthe 2 роки тому

    Ted was building tension to separate their friendship to make it easier to date Sheryl

  • @JackCud
    @JackCud 5 років тому +2

    Faux anonymity!

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 7 років тому +15

    Sen. Boxer did a great job in this.

    • @damiendemento9852
      @damiendemento9852 7 років тому +24

      She's almost as bad an actress as she is a politician.

    • @JoeyyDoesLife
      @JoeyyDoesLife 7 років тому +4

      disgusting boxer

    • @genebigs1749
      @genebigs1749 6 років тому +1

      She did a good job acting! Still a Libtard, though.

    • @joseftrumpeldor6240
      @joseftrumpeldor6240 6 років тому +4

      Senator Boxer is one of the reasons that I left California to go live in Free America.

  • @Gk2003m
    @Gk2003m Рік тому

    Not usually into ogling TV women, and have never seen a Lawless program that interests me… but damn, she looks good in that scene. And plays incredibly well in the part of her alter-ego.

  • @cbstevp
    @cbstevp 3 роки тому +3

    Lucy Lawless said in an interview that they do a lot of improv on the show and her saying Ted Danson was an asshole was her idea and after she said it Larry David liked it and kept it in. Danson had no idea this was said until he saw the episode air and he was very upset about her comment.

    • @IJustFiguredThisOut
      @IJustFiguredThisOut 2 роки тому +2

      I guess you don’t know how this show is made. Almost all of it is improv. They basically come up with a story, an outline, of what needs to happen in any given scene, they have a story of the overall episode, but then they just improvise the rest. They start at point A, they know they need to get to Point B, and they just figure out how to get there along the way.

  • @Letnothinggotowaste
    @Letnothinggotowaste Місяць тому

    Ted was smarter than LD again...

  • @paulevans6066
    @paulevans6066 3 роки тому

    Ted Danson is amazing on this show. And the perfect enemy/friend to Larry lmao

  • @tylernewton4092
    @tylernewton4092 6 років тому

    Faabuluuss!!
    that mucus growl

  • @AggroQM2
    @AggroQM2 Рік тому

    If it’s anonymous, how come so many people know about it? There you have it.

  • @vassa1972
    @vassa1972 3 роки тому

    Ted's awesome

  • @carlplz00001
    @carlplz00001 4 роки тому +2

    Ted is not an ass, actually he is one of my favts actors of the all time.

    • @stu7900
      @stu7900 4 роки тому

      Yes, Ted is an ass in Curb your Enthusiasm. It's so great

  • @high1719
    @high1719 4 роки тому

    that gorgeous Sam Malone gone gray 😓 time is something

  • @cahlendavidson2921
    @cahlendavidson2921 4 місяці тому

    Larry David is my f****** spirit animal

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 3 роки тому

    I’m disturbed that between 3:02 and 3:06, the pie mysteriously went back from the waiter’s hands to the table.

  • @oddfutureplaylist
    @oddfutureplaylist Рік тому

    Put the fuckin pie down 😂

  • @jonboll2066
    @jonboll2066 3 роки тому +1

    Ted hasn't been on curb in awhile.. wonder why

    • @samanthagwinn2830
      @samanthagwinn2830 3 роки тому

      These guys are literally dying on screen. They are all old and falling apart so im pretty sure even if they do another season it will be very limited who is on and for how long.

    • @jonboll2066
      @jonboll2066 3 роки тому

      @@samanthagwinn2830 yea I seen they tried bringing Vince Vaughn into it.. didn't work too well

  • @complexitysimple1769
    @complexitysimple1769 3 роки тому

    Smart comedy is the best

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 7 років тому +6

    Her girlfriend, Ted!

  • @BeckettSong
    @BeckettSong 6 років тому

    There was an episode of Seinfeld called "The Pie". Three characters at different points in the show refused to eat three different types of pie.
    Jerry's gf; Apple
    Jerry Seinfeld; Pizza
    George Louis Costanza; chocolate

    • @philt4346
      @philt4346 4 роки тому

      They respect pie, it's a bona fide comedy foodstuff along with cheese, asparagus, bananas... scuse me a gotta get a sandwich

  • @glenmalesa8902
    @glenmalesa8902 4 роки тому

    I've always thought was Larry was taller than Ted

    • @moracomole8090
      @moracomole8090 4 роки тому +2

      Ted is like 6.4
      Dude towered over everyone in Cheers

  • @TomRelic
    @TomRelic 7 місяців тому

    I don't see them pffer the lady the poe?

  • @heliopyre
    @heliopyre 5 років тому

    it's total bullshit that Larry's contribution got totally smothered by Ted's