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I got suspended and never went back. Logging onto it was like walking into a room full of secondhand smoke. You’re a saner person without it. Don’t think of it as a suspension: it’s more a liberation!
I remember when UA-cam had a messaging system. I also remember when UA-cam had a working dislike button, and controls that didn’t cover half the content or disappear after a couple seconds, and a subscriptions feed that was easier to read, and custom subscriptions feeds so you could actually organize your subscriptions, and square profile images before every logo had to be round… yeah UA-cam has come a long way… down the toilet.
don't forget to add they are censoring comments that don't have any insults or attacks too, they are doing this to alot of people nowadays. welcome to 1984
I got suspended for replying to a post about "what would you rather do than watch the view". I said "eat crushed glass". They said i violated hate speech. I appealed saying I literally answered his question, I wasn't telling the poster to do it. Denied. Twitter is ridiculous.
savage... i think. i ate some as a kid. it had dye in it to make your mouth red. was real fun. then someone complained it was making kids desensitized to dangerous acts... naturally.
I've got a better one. I had an account I never use, I just read stuff other people link me. Over a year or two, I had 700 followers, with 0 content, because bots. I got annoyed, got a script, removed every one of them (via website, no API). Next time I logged on I was suspended, read only, number of posts I could view is 2 per day (which is funny cause they auto-load two as you open the page) and the message informed me that they have reviewed my account and I am in violation of X rules, and that they verified it and agreed with themselves. Appeal failed, natch. 7-800 bots followed a no-tweet, anonymous account and they not only approve of this, but they suspend you of you remove your follows. Also, now *you can't delete your account* . I also can't change passwords, chat, remove followers, anything. I am a Twitter ghost, probably with lots of followers, a real person, counting in stats. Keep this in mind when musk lists number of active users.
@@GH-ub7qz They always blame "the algorithm" as if it's an intelligent entity. It's a way to avoid admitting that algorithms / AI are both programmed & curated by the company.
I saw the rest of his track record before he started talking about "free speech absolutism", I absolutely never believed it for a moment. Of course I got still-banned for insulting him.
@@OneofInfinity. Oh, I never did either, but "we" the internet at large, we all on board the musk hype train. I personally expected him to be marginally better than the previous gestappo, and lo and behold, that's exactly how it played it. It's better, but not by much. EDIT: I wish I had links to the Lotus Eaters videos from a few years ago where I was warning folks, 'cause I sound like a Postradamus. =-\
Pretty bold of X. Can't say it didn't surprise me. I never bothered with X since I was banned from twitter. Anyway, join the club. You are welcome Chato.
I got put in "time out" for a week on a game's forum page a few years ago for calling the Devs out for being idiots. I was mad about it at the time but now I kind of think it was funny. Basically it taught me if you start winning an argument against someone who has the unilateral power to suspend you from the forum they're likely going to push the panic button on you instead of conceding the point. 😃
Those are the type of people, that you know wouldn't even have the guts to respond to your insults IRL. They would avoid eye contact, then maybe later go and talk crap about you behind your back, but that's it.
Totally. I got reamed out with a threatening and ominous content warning from an Admin on some fan chat forum because someone complained I violated the rules. It was some petty, ridiculous stretch of interpretation that they applied to my remark, and even other people came to my defense, but the Admin was adamant. I never went to that chat forum again and deleted my profile and account.
I set up a Twitter account once. I logged in and thought ‘nope’ and I closed it down and haven’t been remotely tempted since. It’s like a school playground that doesn’t have a teacher coming over to say ‘stop arguing and get on with each other’. Your life has just improved Mr Chato. 😊
A man is driving on the highway and is speeding the same as everyone else. A cop pulls him over and the man asks, "how can you pull me over when everyone else is speeding, too?" The cop asks, "have you ever been fishing?' The man replies, "yeah, but what does that have to do with you pulling me over?" The cop then asks, "did you ever catch ALL the fish?"
The shadowbanning now is absolutely ridiculous. I recon it's intentionally being ramped up so they can get rid of the comments section altogether. If you want further indication of this just look at how the "proposed" redesign they're trialing swaps the locations of the comments and the video suggestions... First step less comments realestate, next gone altogether, then Larry buys another private island using the extra ad revenue. I'm sure this comment won't be visible unless you sort by reverse date, making it essentially invisible.
@@ffsireallydontcare The Tub of Yew is getting desperate, though, because of the number of users figuring out how *U* *Block* the *Origin* of their ad revenue. Entirely possible you won't see this response.
I’m with you there. I’ve been shadow banned for years! And have no idea why. I’ve never said anything that controversial, that I know of? Of course it’s impossible to correct your actions if they don’t tell you why you’re in trouble in the first place. And there is no temporary suspension, it’s permanent, apparently. It makes no sense. I could easily just start a new account, every else does, but I can’t be bothered playing their game.
@@flonoiisana4647 it's a joke that relies on a homophone; the Canadian "Eh", as it is spelled, and the letter A. the joke works when spoken, so the brain deciphers the play on words from what its hearing rather than the eyes seeing definitive text. basically, this is a joke that's meant to be told, not read.
Such a strange decision on IMDB's part, social media sites are supposed to want people to engage for longer periods of time but since the forums were discontinued I probably spend 90% less time on the site.
I never used Twitter, about two years ago I attempted to join. I was denied. I got perma banned from Twitter without ever having joined. All the cool kids are doing it.
If they can suspend/censor without any laws being broken, they are exercising editorial control. With that, they should be vulnerable to lawsuits for each and every thing said on their edited platform. But that would be something that happens in a sane world.
I would argue that world wouldn’t look sane, as either social media, online forums and multiplayer video games would shut down and the public discourse would be ruled by the state (which could NEVER go badly), or editorial control would be abandoned and the internet would be a toxic free for all flooded with the worst excesses of humanity.
I don't know how lucky I was but the young me since things like facebook and everything started popping up was like: "Nah, I'll have no part in that". You guys can be the judge, I can't.
Pretty much the same for me. I gave Facebook a short go and then got fed up with seeing photos of people's food and left. Never tried Twitter, Instagram, etc. as they all look like cess pits to me.
For a while, back at the beginning, I could find a lot of people on Fecesbook who were actually worth discussing things with. Smart people with well-considered opinions on a lot of topics. I ditched it when they decided that only _certain_ opinions would be permitted and that certain topics were simply not to even be thought about, much less brought up in a discussion. (No, nothing really weird or bizarre. Just... #thoughtcrime by the most slippery and mutable definition.)
".gif" is HARD G. You will never convince me otherwise. God himself could appear and announce "It's pronounced "jif"." And my response would be, "Sure thing Jod!"
@@GC12345My guess is the people who associate it with "gin" and "aging". Looking at a list, it looks like English is about evenly split between soft g and hard g before an I, with gimmick and gingham next to giraffe and ginseng. We should probably add something to the letter g to indicate the difference.
Congrats and welcome to the club! Being suspended or banned from Twitter is undeniable proof that you're a good person in full command of your mental faculties.
“Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” ― Mark Twain ... basically: stay off TwitterX ... let the stupid people on there tear themselves apart.
Suddenly all of the Crit Drinker et al bunch on X said you had gotten suspended and I couldn't believe it! Glad you posted this since I couldn't easily find why. My gosh what a coddled world of younger people have been raised. I have never heard you get near a bad line but I am a baby boomer so ours was much farther out! Glad you're still here!
Welcome to the club. I'm almost sure I've been suspended or banned from every service I've ever used because the world is filled with people that I wouldn't trust to fairly referee a t-ball game. I always love the last snipe thrown my way when they link the totality of the terms of service/EULA/community guidelines/code of conduct and tell me that I violated something in that and that I should read it to find out what I did wrong. You Saitama shirt is my second favorite One Punch Man merchandise to wear.
EXACTLY that happened to me, I insulted Elon Musk and called him as stupid as he is. The appeal went nowhere but I'm offered the chance to remove the posting.
You can’t be mean to wilfully stupid people. In my experience, wilfully stupid people are too stupid to understand sarcasm. True story… A colleague once interviewed a longterm unemployed man. After ten minutes of fruitlessly trying to suggest developmental opportunities and vacancies of interest, my colleague asked: have you ever considered a career as a doorstop? Confused, the man replied: don’t you mean a doorman? My colleague said, deadpan: no. Said man considered for a few long seconds, then repeated his list of reasons why he couldn’t work… as a doorstop… Everyone in the room was desperately trying not to laugh.
There are a few Tweeters trying to get you unsuspected. You've got my support on there. Even if you don't want to go back on your voice is an important -- one that needs to be heard.
I've been permanently banned from Twitter twice. Once under Dorsey and once under Free Speech Elon. And I was never told "Why? Oh, why?"! Until after I was let back on the second time.
I know you are technophile Paul, but I have had great success with IRL face-time. The pheromones app is great but even just basic body-language and intersecting HEFs are pretty cool.
I opted out on social media in 2021 and my life has dramatically improved in every possible way. Better job, better living place, better car, better sex. Social media is to technology as tobacco is to agriculture.
Never been on X/ twitter. Never intend to. My mental health means more to me than that. You're great at what you do Chato. We'll be here for you waiting for your commentary and comedy here on YT. Keep going. ❤
I know it's a heated debate that's gone on for decades now Paul, but for anyone in the know, the file extension ".GIF" is pronounced with a hard "G", not a soft "G". That aside, I'm glad you were banned from Twitter. That website is a cesspool of idiocy. I"m looking forward to even more interesting videos from you in the future, now that you've freed up so much time in your day :) Cheers, Sev
I've always pronounced it with a hard G, like saying 'Get'. If you pronounce it with a soft G it's basically a J like 'Jello' and would be spelt 'Jif' surely?
I can't understand why You Tube got rid of their chat service (but then that was before I started watching you tube, so for all I know it might have been rubbish. I've been on twitters naughty step a few times. I find myself using it less these days. It got a bit tiresome with certain groups being "untouchable"....uncle Elon has let us down. Keep on keeping on Paul, I always enjoy watching your videos!
When Musk asked of he should step down from X, I created an account just to cast a vote and leave a snarky comment. The account got locked then later they said oopsies, our bad and unlocked it. I don't even go there at all since I heard Musk appointed his WEF bedwarmer to the thing.
I got suspended three times, appealed and won three times but for me it was three strikes and they were out, I cancelled them and deleted the account. It is simply too annoying to bother with, their idiotic censorship algorithms.
“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize”.
GEWS!
@@gamerdom4481um...Paul's Jewish...
My wife?
Actually you don't even need to go that far. They don't hide it.
Lets go Brandon 🎊🎊🥳🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊
Life is markedly improved by ignoring Twitter.
I can confirm...been ignoring it ALL my life.
@@nathandanner4030Never had it. Never will.
Twitter's only good when you find some n*de pics
Twitter is a sewer.
Best thing in the world was when I was banned from Twitter. I'm very left wing, BTW.
I've been in Twitter jail for insulting the Liberal party of Canada a few times.
Me too!
Same here .
How do you even do that... better than they do it themselves.
@@anndavejackash2984 What?
That's just part of living in the basic Trutatorship.
OMG! They suspended Paul!
You bastards!
I understood that reference!
@@Rod_Knee They become more cartoonish by the second.
I just read that in Clarkson's voice.
Linda Day George can say it better.
The Bastards! :)
I got suspended and never went back. Logging onto it was like walking into a room full of secondhand smoke. You’re a saner person without it. Don’t think of it as a suspension: it’s more a liberation!
"secondhand smoke" is good
Congratulations, Paul. You must be doing something right.
I would also like to offer my congrats. Twitch and Reddit next
That’s it right there. I was going to say the same thing. Nobody needs this X crap anyway.
Truthfully it's a badge of honor to get suspended from Twitter at this point. Wear it proudly.
I remember when UA-cam had a messaging system. I also remember when UA-cam had a working dislike button, and controls that didn’t cover half the content or disappear after a couple seconds, and a subscriptions feed that was easier to read, and custom subscriptions feeds so you could actually organize your subscriptions, and square profile images before every logo had to be round… yeah UA-cam has come a long way… down the toilet.
don't forget to add they are censoring comments that don't have any insults or attacks too, they are doing this to alot of people nowadays. welcome to 1984
How else can they pay for their thought police, though? "People" like Anita Sarkeesian aren't cheap even though they're worthless.
I got suspended for replying to a post about "what would you rather do than watch the view". I said "eat crushed glass". They said i violated hate speech. I appealed saying I literally answered his question, I wasn't telling the poster to do it. Denied. Twitter is ridiculous.
its a bot probably
savage... i think. i ate some as a kid. it had dye in it to make your mouth red. was real fun. then someone complained it was making kids desensitized to dangerous acts... naturally.
I ate a wine glass (a cheap one) to impress a girl at a party. She was not impressed. You just have to chew it properly
I've got a better one.
I had an account I never use, I just read stuff other people link me. Over a year or two, I had 700 followers, with 0 content, because bots.
I got annoyed, got a script, removed every one of them (via website, no API).
Next time I logged on I was suspended, read only, number of posts I could view is 2 per day (which is funny cause they auto-load two as you open the page) and the message informed me that they have reviewed my account and I am in violation of X rules, and that they verified it and agreed with themselves.
Appeal failed, natch.
7-800 bots followed a no-tweet, anonymous account and they not only approve of this, but they suspend you of you remove your follows. Also, now *you can't delete your account* . I also can't change passwords, chat, remove followers, anything. I am a Twitter ghost, probably with lots of followers, a real person, counting in stats.
Keep this in mind when musk lists number of active users.
@@GH-ub7qz They always blame "the algorithm" as if it's an intelligent entity. It's a way to avoid admitting that algorithms / AI are both programmed & curated by the company.
Banned from Twitter. He instantly goes to UA-cam to get his fix.
It's cathartic for me to listen to it
He´s a highly functioning social mediaholic.
The grief mine is endless.
Welp, it was nice enjoying your videos while we did. Hopefully the re-education camp they send you to is more comfortable than the one I was in.
Been suspended from X? Congratulations... you're now officially an adult.
"He hit me back first!"- My younger brother.
Classic younger sibling accusations. Or so I have been told, i'm an only child.
Shameful moderators!
Unfortunately the "moderator" is just an algorithm, most likely..
Remember when we actually believed Musk's free speech absolutism drek?
I never did, I keep telling those adoring him to look at his actions instead of just his words.
I saw the rest of his track record before he started talking about "free speech absolutism", I absolutely never believed it for a moment. Of course I got still-banned for insulting him.
@@OneofInfinity. Oh, I never did either, but "we" the internet at large, we all on board the musk hype train. I personally expected him to be marginally better than the previous gestappo, and lo and behold, that's exactly how it played it. It's better, but not by much.
EDIT: I wish I had links to the Lotus Eaters videos from a few years ago where I was warning folks, 'cause I sound like a Postradamus. =-\
I don't know, Elon has a lot on his plate, has to delegate some stuff to the weirdos
@@PhotriusPyrelus Yeah about 20% better than previous regimes feels right, IMO. It *is an improvement! 🤷
Pretty bold of X. Can't say it didn't surprise me. I never bothered with X since I was banned from twitter. Anyway, join the club. You are welcome Chato.
I got put in "time out" for a week on a game's forum page a few years ago for calling the Devs out for being idiots. I was mad about it at the time but now I kind of think it was funny. Basically it taught me if you start winning an argument against someone who has the unilateral power to suspend you from the forum they're likely going to push the panic button on you instead of conceding the point. 😃
Those are the type of people, that you know wouldn't even have the guts to respond to your insults IRL. They would avoid eye contact, then maybe later go and talk crap about you behind your back, but that's it.
Totally. I got reamed out with a threatening and ominous content warning from an Admin on some fan chat forum because someone complained I violated the rules. It was some petty, ridiculous stretch of interpretation that they applied to my remark, and even other people came to my defense, but the Admin was adamant. I never went to that chat forum again and deleted my profile and account.
I set up a Twitter account once. I logged in and thought ‘nope’ and I closed it down and haven’t been remotely tempted since. It’s like a school playground that doesn’t have a teacher coming over to say ‘stop arguing and get on with each other’. Your life has just improved Mr Chato. 😊
I'm reminded of the saying... if you're not getting flak, you're not over the target.
A man is driving on the highway and is speeding the same as everyone else. A cop pulls him over and the man asks, "how can you pull me over when everyone else is speeding, too?"
The cop asks, "have you ever been fishing?'
The man replies, "yeah, but what does that have to do with you pulling me over?"
The cop then asks, "did you ever catch ALL the fish?"
If you are reading this, YT has for some reason not shadowbanned it.
The shadowbanning now is absolutely ridiculous. I recon it's intentionally being ramped up so they can get rid of the comments section altogether. If you want further indication of this just look at how the "proposed" redesign they're trialing swaps the locations of the comments and the video suggestions... First step less comments realestate, next gone altogether, then Larry buys another private island using the extra ad revenue. I'm sure this comment won't be visible unless you sort by reverse date, making it essentially invisible.
It could just be that we are all in the same shadow zone.
@@ffsireallydontcare The Tub of Yew is getting desperate, though, because of the number of users figuring out how *U* *Block* the *Origin* of their ad revenue.
Entirely possible you won't see this response.
good.
Been thrown off UA-cam and censored by same, so I'm sympathetic. I detest censorship, censors, and their cowardly assumptions.
I’m with you there. I’ve been shadow banned for years! And have no idea why. I’ve never said anything that controversial, that I know of? Of course it’s impossible to correct your actions if they don’t tell you why you’re in trouble in the first place. And there is no temporary suspension, it’s permanent, apparently. It makes no sense. I could easily just start a new account, every else does, but I can’t be bothered playing their game.
You could switch over to the Canadian version of X. Its called A.
I'm slow. I don't get this. Or maybe I'm just Canadian. lol
@@flonoiisana4647 they say A after every sentence.
You're fired
@@flonoiisana4647 it's a joke that relies on a homophone; the Canadian "Eh", as it is spelled, and the letter A. the joke works when spoken, so the brain deciphers the play on words from what its hearing rather than the eyes seeing definitive text. basically, this is a joke that's meant to be told, not read.
@@morganb6717 My Canadian brain finally got it. LOL Thank you!
Pissing off the right people: way to go, Champ!
The IMDb needs to bring back their forums. It would be hilarious.
They were fun back then... I miss them
I remember the press release SAGA put out. They closed their forum because people were saying the wrong things.
The IMDB forums were an amazing place to find out weird trivia and gossip from people who worked on the films. I'm sad they are gone.
Such a strange decision on IMDB's part, social media sites are supposed to want people to engage for longer periods of time but since the forums were discontinued I probably spend 90% less time on the site.
I basically stopped using IMDb after they did that. It killed everything worthwhile about the site.
Congrats Paul, today you are a Normie.
Never argue with idiots, they pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
By: Mark Twain.
One of my favourite quotes, and useful to be reminded of on a daily basis.
@@OneofInfinity. Yeah that prolly should have been specified.
I never used Twitter, about two years ago I attempted to join. I was denied.
I got perma banned from Twitter without ever having joined.
All the cool kids are doing it.
And I thought getting banned for talking conservative in a D&D group on MeWe was crazy! Good for you!
Congratulations, and Best Regards from the Left Coast of Canada formally known as British Columbia ❤
Lol, thank you for talking common sense and calling out the stupidity that's everywhere now!
If they can suspend/censor without any laws being broken, they are exercising editorial control. With that, they should be vulnerable to lawsuits for each and every thing said on their edited platform. But that would be something that happens in a sane world.
I would argue that world wouldn’t look sane, as either social media, online forums and multiplayer video games would shut down and the public discourse would be ruled by the state (which could NEVER go badly), or editorial control would be abandoned and the internet would be a toxic free for all flooded with the worst excesses of humanity.
He’s not dead, he’s just sleeping! 🐦⬛
Justice for Chato. Mister Canoe-head lives
I don't know how lucky I was but the young me since things like facebook and everything started popping up was like: "Nah, I'll have no part in that".
You guys can be the judge, I can't.
Pretty much the same for me. I gave Facebook a short go and then got fed up with seeing photos of people's food and left. Never tried Twitter, Instagram, etc. as they all look like cess pits to me.
For a while, back at the beginning, I could find a lot of people on Fecesbook who were actually worth discussing things with. Smart people with well-considered opinions on a lot of topics. I ditched it when they decided that only _certain_ opinions would be permitted and that certain topics were simply not to even be thought about, much less brought up in a discussion. (No, nothing really weird or bizarre. Just... #thoughtcrime by the most slippery and mutable definition.)
Damn, very unfortunate to hear you got suspended...just take a deep breath, relax the vast majority of suspensions on X get reinstated in no time. 👍
Congratulations Chato. You are a full grown net citizen now. Fireup the second and third accounts and Rock ON!
Congratulations Chats! You have now risen EVEN FURTHER in my estimation.
Keep fighting the good fight sir!
Its a badge of honour to get kicked from Twitter for stating simple facts.
I use google docs, google sheets and blogger, I honestly did not know google chat existed. Thanks Chato for teaching me something new!
I use Twitter exactly once a month, to post a notice about a Meetup I run, never saw the point to it.
National social media holidays, 3 days a week.
I need you back on Twitter, Paul. You're one of my favorite follows, and I love watching your responses to others I follow.
".gif" is HARD G. You will never convince me otherwise.
God himself could appear and announce "It's pronounced "jif"."
And my response would be, "Sure thing Jod!"
💯 I don’t even know why this is a conversation. The “g” in graphics interchange format is a ‘hard g.’ End of discussion.
Amen.
@@GC12345My guess is the people who associate it with "gin" and "aging". Looking at a list, it looks like English is about evenly split between soft g and hard g before an I, with gimmick and gingham next to giraffe and ginseng. We should probably add something to the letter g to indicate the difference.
"Jiff" is a peanut butter brand.
It's pronounced "ping." Haven't used the Graphical Interchange Format since .png files made their appearance.
Congrats and welcome to the club! Being suspended or banned from Twitter is undeniable proof that you're a good person in full command of your mental faculties.
“Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain ... basically: stay off TwitterX ... let the stupid people on there tear themselves apart.
Suddenly all of the Crit Drinker et al bunch on X said you had gotten suspended and I couldn't believe it! Glad you posted this since I couldn't easily find why. My gosh what a coddled world of younger people have been raised. I have never heard you get near a bad line but I am a baby boomer so ours was much farther out! Glad you're still here!
That suspension is a Travesty! It is a sham of a travesty! It is a mockery of a sham of a facade of a travesty! heh (I know you know the reference)
This is what they want the social credit score to be about. If you have unclean thoughts you will be silenced.
"If you have unclean thoughts you will be silenced."
Wrong way around. CLEAN thoughts (red thoughts) bad. Dirty thoughts (blue) Good.
@@thomasmaughan4798 ua-cam.com/video/hQUBid6LIPU/v-deo.html
@@thomasmaughan4798 Try searching for unbiased discussion of Trump's conviction on any major search engine.
Welcome to the club. I'm almost sure I've been suspended or banned from every service I've ever used because the world is filled with people that I wouldn't trust to fairly referee a t-ball game. I always love the last snipe thrown my way when they link the totality of the terms of service/EULA/community guidelines/code of conduct and tell me that I violated something in that and that I should read it to find out what I did wrong.
You Saitama shirt is my second favorite One Punch Man merchandise to wear.
Anyone: i've been suspended from twitter
Me: Great job
I almost remember that time when I didn't register at Twitter. I still don't regret it.
In your last video you said your not a fan of Evangelion. Now you're suspended. Coincidence?
ew evangelion
I would've found this comment a great one, but i was distracted by the misspelling of 'You're'
@@PoopaChallupa fixed
Your directness and honesty is like a breath of fresh air. Don't ever change. F* twitter
Not surprised. I've heard Paul's opinions about pineapple on pizza.
Don’t get me started.
It was invented in Ontario, pineapple-laden pizza! By a Greek guy and maybe his brother.
Pineapple on pizza is a real hate crime.
🍍 🍕 forever!
FREE THE CHATO!
Fellow Canadian supporting you bro!
I spend a fair amount of time in Titter timeout myself. Usually because I am mean to stupid people.
EXACTLY that happened to me, I insulted Elon Musk and called him as stupid as he is. The appeal went nowhere but I'm offered the chance to remove the posting.
Same here. I've opened multiple accounts and just switch while I'm in the timeout corner.
Shouldn't make fun of anybody. Stupid or not.
@@zufalllx Sometimes it's the only way to make them less stupid.
You can’t be mean to wilfully stupid people. In my experience, wilfully stupid people are too stupid to understand sarcasm.
True story…
A colleague once interviewed a longterm unemployed man. After ten minutes of fruitlessly trying to suggest developmental opportunities and vacancies of interest, my colleague asked: have you ever considered a career as a doorstop?
Confused, the man replied: don’t you mean a doorman?
My colleague said, deadpan: no.
Said man considered for a few long seconds, then repeated his list of reasons why he couldn’t work… as a doorstop…
Everyone in the room was desperately trying not to laugh.
The Chat and video replies was what really built community back in the day.
SO MUCH FOR A FREE SPEECH PLATFORM
There are a few Tweeters trying to get you unsuspected. You've got my support on there. Even if you don't want to go back on your voice is an important -- one that needs to be heard.
I feel strange having never used twitter while not being a boomer
I'm not a boomer and I've never used Twitter either.
I've been permanently banned from Twitter twice. Once under Dorsey and once under Free Speech Elon. And I was never told "Why? Oh, why?"!
Until after I was let back on the second time.
... and nothing of value was lost.
Vive le Jay Sherman
I know you are technophile Paul, but I have had great success with IRL face-time. The pheromones app is great but even just basic body-language and intersecting HEFs are pretty cool.
Hopefully this event doesn't happen to your friend who is in a car. Great vid as always!
I opted out on social media in 2021 and my life has dramatically improved in every possible way. Better job, better living place, better car, better sex. Social media is to technology as tobacco is to agriculture.
Enjoy the break.
But but, I'm In A Car!
That's a badge of honor.
That's EXACTLY what happened to me but, at the precise moment the suspension period ended, I was immediately and permanently banned!!
Never too late to start smoking or being a rebel dear Chato 🎉
It's like going thru rehab. Life improves dramatically and you never have to go back.
F TWITTER AND MOST OF SOCIAL MEDIA👎
We need to abolish social media and get back on forums !!!!
It was way better.... and welcome to the club BRO!! :D :D
You must be right over the target if the flak is getting this heavy
A badge of honour sir. I make a point of never using X/twitter every day and often not for weeks at a time.
Ya i got put in twitter jail, emailed numerous time and cleared my account off there. Twitter is dead.
So thankful I’ve never been on that platform
well so much for x saving free speech.
Wait! What?!? This is the first time I’m hearing this! There was a UA-cam Chat? 🤯
Consider it a vacation.
Google's meeting software is easily the least capable one around.
What the heck
Never been on X/ twitter. Never intend to. My mental health means more to me than that. You're great at what you do Chato. We'll be here for you waiting for your commentary and comedy here on YT. Keep going. ❤
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your Life.
-Winston Churchill
"WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL!!" ~ John McClane, Nakatomi Plaza, Dec 1987.
Finally! First! Also, sorry you were suspended. you know Elon personally has it out for you, yes? 😜
If Twitter is the "town square", I'll stay at home and stick to the level-headed, live-and-let-live, easy-going UA-cam comments section.
Time to message the prison warden Elon Musk 😂
He'll get right on fixing it, just don't accidentally hurt his widdle feewings.
@@ffsireallydontcare that's what got me still-banned from Twitter.
LOL! Thanks, I need a laugh this morning.
Must have of upset Alvin Bragg...
stole his donuts
Wait... is that a One Punch Man t-shirt?
I see you're a man of culture, Chato.
WTF, I call BS on them.
Appeal. The automated banning system is often wrong.
I know it's a heated debate that's gone on for decades now Paul, but for anyone in the know, the file extension ".GIF" is pronounced with a hard "G", not a soft "G". That aside, I'm glad you were banned from Twitter. That website is a cesspool of idiocy. I"m looking forward to even more interesting videos from you in the future, now that you've freed up so much time in your day :)
Cheers, Sev
the G in GIF stands for graphics, which is pronounced with a hard g. no one including its creator gets to change how "graphics" is pronounced
Yep GIF = Graphics Interchange Format. Therefore the G is a hard G.
I've always pronounced it with a hard G, like saying 'Get'. If you pronounce it with a soft G it's basically a J like 'Jello' and would be spelt 'Jif' surely?
Thanks to all of you for reinforcing the "right way" of pronouncing ".GIF" :) Many great points made!
@@elone3997 Exactly. "Jif" is just a brand of peanut butter :)
I can't understand why You Tube got rid of their chat service (but then that was before I started watching you tube, so for all I know it might have been rubbish. I've been on twitters naughty step a few times. I find myself using it less these days. It got a bit tiresome with certain groups being "untouchable"....uncle Elon has let us down.
Keep on keeping on Paul, I always enjoy watching your videos!
When Musk asked of he should step down from X, I created an account just to cast a vote and leave a snarky comment. The account got locked then later they said oopsies, our bad and unlocked it.
I don't even go there at all since I heard Musk appointed his WEF bedwarmer to the thing.
I've been suspended many times. Not lately (twitter) . Love to see what you said. THey make it impossible to even know half the time
Elon musk is a free speech expert so you must have deserved it. You should donate to Elon Musk for showing you the error in your ways.
I abandoned Twitter long ago. Everyone else should. You'll be happy.
I got suspended three times, appealed and won three times but for me it was three strikes and they were out, I cancelled them and deleted the account. It is simply too annoying to bother with, their idiotic censorship algorithms.
So much for free speech. Elon Musk is no one's friend but his own.
Chato tell'em to Eat Chito!! 😂🤣