Star Wars, The Acolyte. Green light: Yes or No?
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- Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
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Green light or not episode one of Star Wars The Acolyte. Lots of controversy about this show.
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1977: must see event, queue wrapped three times the block. 2024: watching a Canadian bloke mock it is preferable to watching it.
Strange times indeed. Signs of collapse.
And apathy among the normies as well
Remember when being normal wasn’t an insult?
let's face it - this is the imaginary conversation most of us have had.
it helps me get through the day
That covers it.
Let's resurrect the brand by doubling down on everything that caused everyone to leave!
This is what I don't get.
Winning strategy!
UN agenda 2030, WEF ESG, BlackRock, Rock erfellas, financial
and societal collapse, population impoverishment, population reduction and control
@@CallMeChato Disney's balls are in the Blackrock vise. They have to do it, or else.
It makes 0 sense. KK is simply bitter and wants to ruin the legacy of George. I can’t believe George is silent about this. He really doesn’t give a 💩 anymore.
Jedis blocking dozens of blaster shots without even looking, yet a Jedi Master gets killed by a little dagger... 😂
Ouchy
light travels super slow in star wars ... why they can do interstellar travel in seconds... different fake rules that change every installment
I thought it was to show Jedi got complacent and weak. At the end of episode 2 2 Jedi knights could not capture May who was unarmed at that point.
Girl Boss Star Wars logic.
It's already been established that females are immune to energy weapons such as light sabres. Little daggers are Jedi kryptonite.
Killing off Carrie Ann Moss in the first 10 minutes is as big a waste as Capt. Phasma was. Maybe even worse.
she's expensive. Already something like 9k a sec.
Another big reason they like the diversity hires, is that they are cheap. Are you gonna pay Scarlet Johansen or Robert Downy Jr for 20+ million dollars a movie/show (or more depending how long they star in it), or are you gonna hire some nobody kid for 1% of that cost, AND they'll do whatever you say? It is all a money washing grift, on every level, in every way. It's one of many reasons why Disney Marvel and Star Wars cut old cast members, to feature new actors no one knows or cares about. Theyre cheap, and eager to please.
Was 7 mins, she did not even last 10 mins.
And you get huge loan cuts from banks for DEI, and the actor gets to virtue signal on behalf of your soulless corporation. 🤗
Thtas why shes playing twin dual roles so D can save $$
Every time I hear OSHA it breaks the illusion for me. I worked construction for many years and OSHA was a pain in the ass.
Most on this show like pains in their asses...
OSHA's a pain in the ass, until you work somewhere that thinks OSHA doesn't exist.
Exactly what I said!
Same here, I keep thinking of some governing body in the Jedi lol.
😅🎯
I loved the part where Princess Leia shouted, "THERE IS A TEMPEST IN ME!" and chopped off Lurtz's head with Excalibur.
Favourite part.
Really? I thought the best part was where they swopped places to see what the other sister's life was like... Although the bit where they rollerskated on the volcanoes lip was kinda cool.
I had a tempest in me, but Tums Chewables cleared it right up.
It was strong and brave
"Oh, you had a dream? So did Martin Luther King, and he's dead." As a Gen-X, this had me rolling!!! Damn what happened to MLK was a travesty, but that joke was gold; "George Carlin spitting facts!!!"😂🤣
MLK was assassinated by the FBI, his family investigated and cleared James Earl Ray. Put the blame squarely on the FBI. It's a damn shame. Now the government is even more out of control.
MLK real name is Michael king
He was a racist communist that beat women and plagiarized all his speeches.. He was the original "gibs me dat for free" "we wuz kangs" type..
To quote Geddy Lee "10 bucks is 10 bucks."
... and the McKensie Brothers.
I understood that reference.
😂👍One of the best musical performances Mr. Lee did outside of his work with that band he hung around with!
@@doberski6855 If I remember correctly, the band was called, "Hurry".
@@kirk2767 😂👍 Close.
The implication being that chicks don't understand there's no air in space for a fire?
You patriarch, you.
You just "Disneyed"!
* raises hand * I'm a girl and I would NEVER write a scene where a character floats through space like TLJ Leia or Asoka, LET ALONE a scene where a fire breaks out in space. Whoever wrote this failed second grade science.
The fire in space made me cancel my Disney subscription entirely. They're morons.
yes - at least THIS chick didn't get that bit of science. And yeah it matters here, 'cause...Star Wars.
Not only is air needed, but you inly get fire in a relatively narrow band of oxygen percentage. Below about 18% is too low for a fire. Above 35% and the fire would never stop consuming.
How can the force be female if no one can define what a woman is? 🤔
Good question
To quite the “honorable” KJB
“Well, I am one..I , I can’t define one but so k ow what one is when I see one.”
@@dennisrounds1996 It's KBJ, not KJB.
Well Yoda said the Force surrounds us.
@@Bluesruse Still, not female, or male or any bipoc, bisexual nonsense.
When Star Wars Galaxies went from a hard emersive game to 'everyone can be a jedi' I knew it was over. Yes, I'm old.
But if you're old, I'm old. Granted, I played that game after the hologrind (I was still on dial-up until about a month before JTL went live), but still...
First time I saw a PC Jedi in that game was just outside the Theed spaceport. He got jumped by a BH with about 9 mates in tow, killed half of them and then booked it outta town.
RIP Ahazi...
20 years on I still miss that game before the dark times consumed it. Such great memories of just living in the Star Wars universe as an "above average" schmo, not needing to be the saviour of the galaxy
Sign of the times. The message being "everyone is special and deserving of the highest skills and powers".
I keep hearing that, the Acolyte is supposed to save this.
Wow, I didn't know they've deluded themselves that deeply.
I just keep imagining a group of "special" kids building boat after boat out of rotten treebranches and they all fall apart and sink.
Then they decide they really need to "fix dis" and gather up some magazines and bricks to make a "bettuh boat" to keep themselves in business.
I've decided a while back they are destroying this IP on purpose. Something to do with getting rid of ethics, heroes, and hope through our entertainment. It's a tactic that spans so many of our great IPs.
If it's saving anything, it's saving the people who still had faith in disney star wars from their delusions.
@@stephenthomas1492 My theory was Division.
@@stephenthomas1492you are right about that its always been about social engineering. Its the demoralization phase of the totalitarian takeover of the world and all Western countries are doing this
"Special needs" is an apt way of describing these people if you ever listen to them talk. It is indeed highly delusional to think people would like and rally behind their "message" just because it's a popular IP. It doesn't even make sense, not to mention there's no proof it would work (while more proof it WILL fail), yet they still do it.
Wait until episodes 3 & 4 when they introduce the fact that the force came from having two Mommies.
I fear that they will do that ...
@@lightryu33 what a pile of garbage, on episode 3 they will explain two lesbos create the twins girls lmao, star wars became a activist hive for womans, gay and black dudes.
Force scissors?
Force squirters!
@@lightryu33 It's been confirmed by people who've seen episodes 3 and 4
I love how auto captions always thinks it's "Hello, Dennis of the internet".
Had to back up and turn on cc. 😂
I'll be gutted if it's not. My name is Dennis. I thought he was talking directly to me this whole time
I don't think Disney cares about ratings. They do whatever they feel like and call you an ist or phobe if you dislike it.
You can bitch about KK all you want but remember from her point of view some Star Wars fans have threatened to kill her, the actors and other involved in Star Wars just because they didn’t like the movies and shows they made. Don’t really blame her for not totally liking those folks.
@@brianjungen4059 This does not excuse her from her monumental failings.
This is why corporate law needs to be reformed:
Because having an oligopoly over public investment lets them ignore consumer demand, and do whatever insane thing they prefer.
They can raise more capital without actually benefiting the public.
It's the problem with MOST corporations.
@@FlorisDVijfde oh I know she’s not great at what she does. Just saying this out loud for all the idiots who say “she hates the male fans”. Yeah because they’ve literally said they want to kill her. Gee…why doesn’t she like us? 🧐🤦♂️🤷♂️🙄
The color that I see it extreme selfishness because anything less than 10 /10 is unacceptable
Careful, Paul. You're going to give someone the idea of creating a gender-swapped version of "The Rockford Files"
Complete with a substandard to downright awful re-do of the theme song. The Fall Guy movie was a lot of fun, but that remade theme song was awful
Well we are getting a gender swapped Matlock in the fall. 😂
@@vapsman88Madamlock?
@@Plisken65 😂
That thumbnail LOL LOL
Chato's new hair might be the next new thing...more convincing than The Acolyte.
Also the ringing phone and the desktop Mac is pure fun.
That thumbnail is racist
That’s why I’m here
@@RollerCoasterLineProductions
lol same.
It was his dating app hairpiece to disguise his age!
It’s like being told the Beatles are performing and it’s Yoko with The Trailer Park Boys.
That imaginary phonecall to headland is EXACTLY what should have happened
Disney can call everyone what they want to but they cant call me a customer.
Well said
That thumbnail and Judge Dread comment are pure gold!
Judge Dredd actually! 😉
Called it! Carrie-Anne Moss is just in the first scene.
I will never forgive Ahsoka wasted Thrawn, Ahsoka herself, and the Rebel cast.
Glad I'm not the only one horrendously disappointed in the wasted opportunity with Ahsoka
Ashoka was amazing in the Clone Wars until the last season when they made her have more reason to hate the Jedi than Anakin. They nearly sidelined him completely.
Been downhill ever since.
💯% agree. It was a massive let down.
Agreed. With the exception of Bo Katan, the animated characters haven’t translated well to the big screen. They need to stop it.
Judge Dreadlocks
They are gonna make Yoda gay! Someone stop this madness! Btw, I still can't believe they had her put out a fire in space.
I'd stop worrying. None of this is canon anymore.
@@animeanibe I know.. it's a parody and it's not even funny.
And tall and not green.
@@Xiy114 And not a force user. He will be a joker, someone they laugh at.
yeah well the same people had bombs falling out of a spaceship in deep space. Physics is baffling to them
Imagine a formerly award winning restaurant serving dishes no one wants to consume, so the head chef criticizes them for not appreciating the artistry.
$10 get you to do tricks? Even my mom was more expensive than that.
What can I say, I'm cheap.
Damn it! You beat me to it.
what's her name?
Lol! I was thinking the same thing. Not about your mom though 😉
Ah, the good old times when producers took our money and gave us what we wanted.
Homelander- "Look at these strong powerful lesbians. Are you inspired? Girls get it on!"
Quigon- death by saber stab.
Reva- stabbed 2X lives.
Sabine- stabbed by saber, lived.
Jedi Master Trinity- knife….
Paul... oh no... no no no...
Find that $10.00 donor and block them!
Carrie-Ann was the only draw for me, because I have a soft spot for her as an actress. But I now know they not only did NOT base the series around her, the only big name in the mix, but they didn't even keep her on as a cool mentor for young Osha to check in with thruout the series. ...sigh... Look, no shade thrown at anyone who wants to watch it, but I personally just have no reason to seek this out now. Oh, well.
Paul, there is no way in hell you can spoil this show.
Edit: It's easy to see who wears the strap-on in that marriage :thinking face:
10$ for a The Acolyte review. How much for a happy ending?
You've got talent, keep showcasing it
So you're saying he should have been on the other side of the camera, huh? I think you're right! He's brilliant!
@@sino8r499 Sandra there is a p0rn bot. Either they steal comments or just leave generic ones that could be dropped on any UA-cam video.
This IS the review I'm looking for
Glad you caught that “fire in the vacuum of space” thing
Is it so important for women’s voices to run all entertainment originally intended for a male audience?
Women are infallible, so putting them in charge and ignoring all criticism has to work.
Run or ruin?
@@canuck3169 why can’t they do both?
No, just no! And none of that salad dressing on the side stuff, either. That's okay for my wife but I want the dressing right on my lettuce, please. And bring me a Shirley Temple. A double! I had a hard day. Straight Pride!
$10 dollars!?! I would I get for $50? 😳
I'll be right over.
Cool! I am installing a window. We can get started after we have bratwurst with my fiesta rice.
The thumbnail turning straight into the video is kinda perfect.
"Star Wars: OSHA Violations"
to be honest the death star bridge without railing.,...
@@KLanio-lr8yv Not to mention the low clearances and poor visibility of safety equipment.
@@TheNuclearGeek beein force choked by some management type seems like. a hazard, at least a unhthy work environment too
“ put out a fire in the vacuum of space” 😂
"I would not greenlight 'The Acolyte'"
And you haven't even seen episode 3 yet. It's far worse.
How have you seen it?
Chato proved he'll do anything for $10 😂😂😂
Nah, he just likes people to pay when also giving him video ideas. 😉
Hi Chato! Great Video.
You've delivered some amazing production value for $10. 👍
Hollywood could learn a lot.
Wow, thanks!
Lucas switched the Jedi in Attack of the Clones and made them essentially into FBI. This can be seen when they are chasing Zam Wessel into that bar, Anakin says something like “stand back, this is Jedi business “ which immediately changed the dynamic of the Jedi.
Also, Jedi being generals makes no sense in that context but they don’t nearly command enough people to them lead an army. The context of that military promotion when they are not military also makes no sense.
And, Jedi wearing robes also makes no sense. In A New Hope, it made sense that Kenobi wore the robes to blend in to the desert environment and to hide from the Empire. Him wearing the exact same thing he wore as a Jedi was not a great disguise making it easy to is story him as a Jedi.
All that is to say is the Jedi Knights seemed to actually be like special forces from the military not police which would require different attire.
There were so many inconsistencies which were flouted after the originals that is made no sense, especially considering clothing….
its all nonsense...light travels faster than sound...but you can watch laser bolts lazily float from rifle to target...
You didn't actually understand the prequels, did you. That was part of the point, that the Jedi were losing their way, getting involved in politics and wars. Some of this was caused by Palpatine's manipulations. The Jedi Council was partly responsible for their own fall by playing into Palpatine's hands. All of this was super obvious, Obi-Wan and Annikan even have a discussion about it.
I‘m not so sure on the FBI thing changing the dynamics. The Jedi background was that they were the knights protecting the republic for generations, so they should be able to command respect and authority. So I don’t see any real deviation from what was established before.
The general thing is imo also ok, because (a) Palpatine gave the republic an army without command structure on purpose and (b) the republic only consisted of local militia at this point with only the separatists being actually organized. Who else but the noble knights sworn to protect the republic would rise to the challenge Palpatine created?
But I do totally agree on the robes, that one was simply a memberberry as designing a new Jedi look would go against expectations. But yes, it would have been nice if they did give the Jedi a more knightly look to drive home the „protecters of the peace in the republic for thousands of generations“.
Somehow "Pigs in Space" just popped into my memory [Now we're rockin'!]
Looking at all of the blaster shots that obiwan and anakin diverted, they are lucky that no one threw a butter knife at them....
"I won't comment any further on that." Message read loud and clear! BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
...fFire in the vacuum of space!" THANK YOU!!!!
I'm still annoyed about the lie that people in space freeze.
In fact, the problem in the vacuum of space is overheating, not freezing.
That was a compartment with a tube leaking oxygen. So it's not that senseless. Otherwise not even the space shuttle thrusters would work.
@@erosgritti5171 No, because the flame was a conventional flame, requiring gravity and normal air. If it were leaking oxygen into vacuum the look would be unlike anything you think of as flame.
They had no gravity, as demonstrated by the laughably primitive and unimaginative space suits (nothing like they'd use at that level of tech) with the magnetic boots.
The PHONE skit was the best!!! NO IDEA HOW YOU DID THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE 🤣😂
It's like they picked the script from a JR High fanfic writing contest.
Full of far-left mentality students.
At a San Francisco Girls School
I'm just here for the fox in the thumbnail
A Sawbuck! that's serious business.
The phone call reminded me of Bob Newhart's routine. Hilarious 🤣
“Parent Trap”.
Hilarious.
You look ten years younger with them dreads
Colours suit me.
I love it that OSHA is introduced while doing a dangerous job off the books. The name... it has to be deliberate. Could they really not have noticed?
The best attribute about Apathy is is does not care.
Ignoring the overall deplorable state of Disney Star Wars, I already had no interest in this because of how it is pitched in the first teaser trailer: "This isn't about good or bad; this is about power, and who is allowed to use it." This is a fundamentally stupid premise. Of course it matters if those who wield power are good or bad! This idea runs directly counter to all of the pre-existing lore (movies, shows, books, games, all of it) regarding the Star Wars universe, and it clearly demonstrates that the people at the helm of this ship got the navigator killed and no one knows how to steer. The central tenets of the Jedi are peace, compassion, erudition, restraint, and sacrifice--inherently good principles. The core tenets of the Sith are domination, subjugation, and destruction--particularly of things that are good--inherently evil principles. You can not argue that the Jedi are not good or the Sith are not evil, because they simply are on account of the basic ideals at the core of their respective philosophies, quite by design. This is, in my estimation, the very foundation of the Star Wars universe. If your Star Wars story contradicts these ideas then it is not, and can not be, a Star Wars story.
I'll call you a dinosaur. You're a dinosaur! In a basement! With green-screens..! I love it..! WAY better than anything produced by the Mouse..! Keep up the good work..!!
Thank you.
I’m sure the Acolyte will clearly be beloved for the next 40 years.
A week from Tuesday at Disney World.
Leslye Headland: Excuse me sir. Did you see The Acolyte??
Random couple: (Both) Who??
Boys still need strong role models in their fiction.
plenty in books
Alfred Hitchcock presents the 3 investigators
@@GH-ub7qzfor now...
F the Acoldyke and Her Sith-Scissor Sithters!
I miss classic tv with 20 shows a season with a arch like Stargate and star terk
Tng styled seasons for sure.
Me too
"The first scene was supposed to HOOK them, not give them HOOKWORM!"
"You're fired"!
Automatic thumbs up for the thumbnail alone.😅
That was so good Paul. Your summary of repeated failures was brilliant. Also, I am still chuckling over “a condo board with access to excellent dry cleaners”. Epic wit. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed it
What these activists would have been finding out for the last couple years, if they had any humility, was that not every Joe Schmesbian can write compelling television shows and movies. Turns out, you don't just have to be a straight white man, you actually need talent.
I have been waiting for this review. Unleash Mister Chato! Is it me or did anyone else get a weird vibe from that Jedi who drank the poison in episode two? His aura was screaming stranger danger.
Have not seen ep two. Oh boy.
@@CallMeChato Please do a video on episode two.
So that annoying Padawan, we can now totally understand why Anakin sliced and diced and made julienne fries in the temple
“Oh you had a dream? So did Martin Luther King and he’s dead.”😂😂😂😂😂
I snorted at the MLK joke.
I laughed so hard I scared my cat
Thanks!
Once again, thanks.
First video of yours I've seen - and when you initially showed up, I'll be honest, I groaned a little on the inside as I thought I knew what was coming - take that for what you will. I stuck with it and the groan turned to a quiet chuckle. I like your delivery, and for that I'll do something I rarely do, I'll hit subscribe.
If this series fails as much as some of the other Disney SW shows, it's going to be from poor writing, and so far that's what I've gotten from this show.
nice room great personality
If only the plot is about an acolyte (aka personal assistant) to a Sith Master who persuades prospective female Jedi teenlings to have a meet with the Master in Canto Bight with promise of increasing their midichlorian count (and a great night at the casino hotel) ...
Always love your phone calls.
Only ten bucks?
This is clearly a bargain.
For a hundred bucks, will you review The Devil in Miss Jones?
First TVA. Then OSHA. Disney do like naming things after government agencies, don't they?
Can't wait to meet the Jedi FBI, her sister IRS, or her little non-binary sister-bro, DOE. And of course, who could forget DOJ, BATFE, or BOIA? Dollies, all.
Hahaha
TVA was so distracting to me. My great grandfather worked on the dam in Florence Alabama, most of my family get power from there.
I just couldn't hear TVA and think anything other than "Tennessee Valley Authority.
Thankfully it pops up on a Google search before anything Loki related. Yeesh.
How have I just now found your channel? Truly fun and entertaining!
Welcome aboard!
Great understanding of the present situation. Thanks
$10 to get Paul Chato to watch something... Valverave the Liberator Green Light coming soon... or maybe Ben-to!... Oh lord I only have so many ten dollars.
Osha is the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
Thanks. I was wondering. Cheers.
Thank you so much for sharing your professional knowledge with us! Really appreciate it! 🙏🖖 (that's for the tricorder mention lol)
Your VR office needs even more Bob Guccione styling. Perhaps a Christina Hendricks style secretary coming into your office?
Need naked marble statues of women on either side.
Bruh, your Phonecall Skit was hilarious as fuck!
Judge Dread? LOL!
LOL!
I felt that "...sweet Jesus." aside on the phone call in my soul.
Welp, I'm sold. Chato's comedy sitcom about a TV network exec screening TV pilots gets a green light from me.
LOL That "i never had the intention to.." LOL well done
Women like to talk
I’m so confused. Star Wars ended in 1983. Why talk about it 41 years later?
For some of us the prequels are ... Worth watching because it was made for us and Clone wars was just more of a good thing. Love ya dad.
"The Acolyte" is providing a lot of entertainment for me because of videos like this. I've never subscribed to Disney+ and never will, but I've gotten a lot of entertainment mileage out it existing. Your commentary is always sharp and insightful.
That"s a beautiful shirt, and the jacket is perfect. 😁👍
“So did Martin Luther King. And he’s dead.” I’m stealing that.
The thing I don't understand is if Hollywood is all about representation, why aren't their films stuffed full of child molestation?
BOOM!
it happens offscreen...like most of the plot
All I remember about The Rockford Files is the theme music. And the Polaroid commercials with Mariette Hartley.
I think it still stands up, if you can get past 70s clothes and interiors.
Rogue One IMO was less girl boss and more of an ensemble led story. Which IMO is why it did so well, and also why it is far more liked than most anything Disney Star Wars!
And IMO you made GREAT points!
Channels like Nerdrotic will tear up Acolyte even if they like it, since they profit on trashing movies/shows, i hope you don't become a channel like Nerdrotic, that when a new movie/show comes out instead of having a good time trying to be entertained by what it is they are only looking for things to complain about it. Take care Chato.
I hope my perspective is different and honest.
@@CallMeChato Yes, you are the only movie/show "reviewer" that i watch on youtube, all the rest are just clout chasers. Take care kind soul.
@@sarah42esame here, I only listen to Canadians like myself.
I think there are better examples. Nerdrotic gives credit where credit's due, see Mando's first season or Andor where he actually had a shred of hope this might help turn the franchise around. It's not that these channels crap on everything regardless of the quality because they don't have to - they aren't likely to run out of material because Disney's the gift that keeps on giving.
@@Zorros2ndCousinTwiceRemoved When a new movie/show comes out Nerdrotic, Shadiversity and such PRAY for it to be horrible so they can profit on it, i understand your point but you have to understand mine.