@@Fireflypendant98 oh noooo, I have some water and a damp washcloth, I’m coming over with choccy milk, Capri suns, and Cheetos. We can cry together. I’m a Demigirl and I was on straight tiktok for a bit, I chucked my phone. It was horrifying.
One crazy older chick interrupted Chuck Shumr (the guy in the video)with insults and went on a tangent that she was sexually arroused when she saw the capital riot during a press conference he had so that probably got stuck in his mind...
The old lady with the wine saying "naz daroviya" in Russian means "to my good health" and she's basically saying "after a long day of doing nothing, I have a glass of wine. To my good health!" which just made my whole day hahah
The people I follow on Tiktok: BLM, lgbtq+, female/non-binary My fyp: white males that are trump supporters, kinda just trump supporters in general, ‘acting’, religious tok, straight tok, ‘hacks’, but mainly straight tok and ‘trumptok’ 😑😒
Just know the lady saying “do you wanna be circumcised?” She is doing that of her free will because her entire channel is just her saying and doing random bullshit for fun
old people talking to you in public is such a gamble. Either they’re going to scream at you for something you don’t have much control over atm, talk to you for too long about products, or just smile and say hello which is the best option.
Tbf it's the same for gen z as well. Like, I've know this kid for the last three years, and at the end of the first semester of freshman year gay marriage came up. He straight up said he didn't think it should be legal. Lol idk what to say that.
I had this little old lady drive up next to me when I was on a walk dressed like a slightly less murderess JD and she just like asked for directions and it was the freaking best
Reminds me of when I look in the mirror after putting on one of my more unusual outfits and say “I’m gonna be the baddest bitch in the grocery store”, just with more confidence than me. She also dresses kinda like my grandma did which is probably also making me like her even more. She was going to be the baddest bitch in the clinic waiting room.
my 93 year old neighbor and his wife always hand out kit kats on halloween, in 2019 he dressed up like a cowboy and handed me and my brother a kit kat and said “have a break, have a kitkat” HES SO ADORABLE I CANT 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺
I have this older women always pops up on my page. She hosts long lives, all she does it makes pottery and tells us her whole life story. It always makes my day
Trick: when we get to 60 years old and above we get "a certain set of skills" we know what life is about and we don't give a shit. But we still care(because we are grammaws)
The fact your merch has bolts on sleeves - the symbol of pro-choice, anti-gov protests in Poland. What an icon ✨ (Yeah I know it wasn't on purpose, but still means a lot to me 🙈)
I have a theory about elderly people looking similar to each other - it's not a uniform, it's a fashion. It's the look that was "in" when they were young, it's clothes that they've had for decades since they firsts became desirable and that as a result are just the clothes they happen to like the most throughout their lives. Either the hair is a similar thing and those kind of curls were a fashion that became habit, or it's just the safest style to arrange hair into when you get old enough to worry about it getting damaged or losing it. Edit - I looked it up and I was close with the hair - it's easy to maintain once arthritis sets in, and the puffy curls hide the loss in volume that happens as you get older
I'm 45 and my hair is baby fine and stick straight, always has been. But now I can really tell the loss of volume. And I JUST started getting silver at my temples (I'm naturally dirty blonde; I had someone once say my hair is the color of butterscotch... I found that really flattering) I was hoping my hair would go pure white, the way my dad's did
The wholesomeness from the majority of old people that are on tiktok gives me life. like the one woman that participated in very early feminist movements and killed her husband. love that shit.
@@estherriley6879 i’d have to go deep diving for her lmfao all i remember is shes this kick ass lady who was in the braless protests and either killed her husband in self defense (but that might’ve been another old tiktok lady) or she’s the one that left her husband and told the entire town, got him kicked out of his job and essentially shunned for life. either way she’s my fcking icon
@@sommer2492 @/ youwishiwasyourgranny is who i was thinking of!!! and she did just leave her a/usive husband. i can’t find the lady who killed her a/usive husband, but she was this kind of proper, well dressed 80’s-ish lady who told badass stories of not taking sht from men
can I just say that, with the way sam's hair is styled, throughout this video I kept thinking that he's exactly the kind of guy that these grandmas would say is 'such a nice young man'
This was so very wholesome and hilarious. The old lady who said if you want to protect your country, wear a mask...... sounds just like my grandma and grandma is savage and I love her.
i once saw a video of a old man on that one hannah montana sound that goes “everybody makes mistakes” and the subtitles said “when you convince your best friend to go to war with you and your the only one how comes back” and i laughed but i felt so bad for laughing
Today is my grandma's 97th birthday. When I called her, she wrote my name down on a list. She is keeping track of who is calling her and who isn't. I would not want to be one of the names absent from the list. I need to get my grandma on tik tok.
My nana got a card shower for her 90th birthday last year and she wrote out personalized cards to every single person who sent one, and there were like 60+! Grandmas are wild, man.
I volunteered at an elderly home. They will literally insult how fast each other move and stuff. Its hilarious.
Old people are ruthless!!! 😂😂
Worked at a nursing home for 6 months. They were bad bitches and I loved all of my residents.
I started wheezing at this
@@tess7576 it was great.
lmaooooo
if we all act like Arlene, we could start taking over the world
Facts
Arlene is the pink print
Arlene Supremacy
i aspire to be arlene
Be like Arlene.
The 👏 *sunhats* 👏
Hellooo i love your channel😁😁
We stand the 👏🏻 sunhats 👏🏻
OT, the ultimate ally 💙💖🤍💖💙
Periodt 😪
I didn’t expect you to be here but happy you are
“You gotta stop watching those dances.”
People on gay tiktok: w-what dances?
I'm a genderqueer person and I somehow got on straight tik tok. Needless to say I am scarred for life （。□° )
@@Fireflypendant98 oh noooo, I have some water and a damp washcloth, I’m coming over with choccy milk, Capri suns, and Cheetos. We can cry together. I’m a Demigirl and I was on straight tiktok for a bit, I chucked my phone. It was horrifying.
im on gaytok and occasionally see people in cosplay dancing, but that's it
@@Fireflypendant98 what’s your tiktok so we can be mutuals
For real tho
oh my god "incited the erection" 😭😭 thats such an embarrassing thing to fuck up in court
seriously....
I thought it's hilarious.
One crazy older chick interrupted Chuck Shumr (the guy in the video)with insults and went on a tangent that she was sexually arroused when she saw the capital riot during a press conference he had so that probably got stuck in his mind...
It's not difficult to say what he was trying to say properly. It's really easy. I said it like 15 or 20 times fast and never messed up
Only the wholesome old people on TikTok can take down straight tiktok
@Josie Hutton yes.
Let’s get this to 69 comments
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Personally my entire fyp is old people and I very much enjoy it as long as they're not in my dms they're okay
me too its the only reason i found these beauties
same
same tbf
LMAO
what do you consider "old"?
“There’s no such thing as an air freshener, air is fresh” why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
IS SHE WRONG THOUGH 😭😭😭
It is making the air less pure
I bet that woman has lots of sage advice just like that gem!
The old lady with the wine saying "naz daroviya" in Russian means "to my good health" and she's basically saying "after a long day of doing nothing, I have a glass of wine. To my good health!" which just made my whole day hahah
And her speaking it is also very cute
Thank you for the translation, it makes it so much better 🥰
it's also a well known toast, which is probably why she said it while drinking wine
old people tiktok is both hilarious and kinda terrifying.
Also, fuck it up Arlene you’re on some queen shit
Wait til you get over 50; I've been waiting decades to be able to get away with sh*t like this in public. 🤣
ARLENE AHAHAHHAHAGAGAVANDCJSKJSHD
Oh no..
*aggressively orders Collins Merch*
it better be aggresively, thats the only way
@Fainie Guerrier is he not🧍♀️
Wait I thought Sam was like 19 too how old is he
@@Junkrr_0 true but also hes said his age before in videos along w calling himself old
@Fainie Guerrier he’s 25?!?! What the fuckkkkk
no, i'm not one of them (but i will be in a few years)
good to hear
Im not so sure about that
Something a disguised old person on tik tok would say...
that’s what they all say..
are you sure??/ seems like something the oldies would say
ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HIGH ARLENE’S KICK WAS THO?!
IKR LIKE GET ITTT GURL
Arlene is doing yoga and pilates
Sheesh, I couldn't even high kick like that in my twenties!
The old lady showing off her outfit before she heads out to get the vaccine is my favorite! Love that old lady!! Love the energy!!!
It was so wholesome 🥺✨
She was so excited
One of my friend's said Trump stands like he's the front half of a centaur and that's all I see now
the comment directly underneath this says 'Trump stands like a centaur without the horse body' sjkfjsdsfd
omg yES
I can't unseen that
I will not tolerate this centaur slander!
I saw that people with dementia tend to stand like that
Old people on tik tok are way more important than school work
Trust me
Oh definitely
Literally me not studying in study hall
i have a zoom but this is more important
You can learn so much from them
@@TheTrexTeam1 yes, all of their wisdom. we don’t need school
Mr. Old Man Collins trying to show off his merch and becoming out of breath is 10/10
LMFAOO THANK U
he belongs in the elderly tiktok compliation.
@@SupraMan38slay king!
poor sam just wants to show his favourite tiktoks but it never gets the majority of the votes lol next time i'll be voting for it i promise
Bu kanalda gördüğüm İlk türk sensin galiba
THANK U LMFAO
@@Irene-qy5lq hahhahsaj sanırım benim de sensin :))
@@nehiryenicerioglu3126 Böyle yazınca her yabacı içerikte gördüğü türk kelimesine atlayanlar gibi hissettim hfhljkl
I feel very left out. Will someone please translate.
My current tiktok fyp: Lesbians, old people, stupid life hacks, cheesy comedy, horror stories, and random yt drama
As it should be 🛐
You are blessed
The people I follow on Tiktok: BLM, lgbtq+, female/non-binary
My fyp: white males that are trump supporters, kinda just trump supporters in general, ‘acting’, religious tok, straight tok, ‘hacks’, but mainly straight tok and ‘trumptok’ 😑😒
@@tess7576 straight tiktok is coming for you, stay safe my friend 😭
I want a TikTok page filled with old lesbians showing stupid life hacks-
Just know the lady saying “do you wanna be circumcised?” She is doing that of her free will because her entire channel is just her saying and doing random bullshit for fun
Yeah, she and her grandson are always up to shenanigans. The video was definitely staged, but I'm sure she had a hand in planning what was said
They are adorable; she's the sweetest Grsndma ever.
Love her tiny little voice
wholesome old people are my favourite thing on tiktok
I agree, and I relate a lot to your name
Love your pfp and name
Me too
Here’s a friendly reminder to drink some water, eat a snack, and treat yourself. Be kind to yourself beautiful. :))
You too!!!!!!
thank u
thank u i hope this makes peopels day :D
@@SupraMan38 rip sams spelling lol
@@SupraMan38 it’s ok tho we Stan u 😂
old people talking to you in public is such a gamble. Either they’re going to scream at you for something you don’t have much control over atm, talk to you for too long about products, or just smile and say hello which is the best option.
omg ur right
Tbf it's the same for gen z as well. Like, I've know this kid for the last three years, and at the end of the first semester of freshman year gay marriage came up. He straight up said he didn't think it should be legal. Lol idk what to say that.
@@Coolgravy idky but that’s hilarious to me, i feel like if it’s an older person i’m like yah par for the course. my
I had this little old lady drive up next to me when I was on a walk dressed like a slightly less murderess JD and she just like asked for directions and it was the freaking best
I prefer the second option
The lady showing off her outfit to go get the vaccine is my spirit animal.
her dances purify my soul
Yesss
Reminds me of when I look in the mirror after putting on one of my more unusual outfits and say “I’m gonna be the baddest bitch in the grocery store”, just with more confidence than me. She also dresses kinda like my grandma did which is probably also making me like her even more. She was going to be the baddest bitch in the clinic waiting room.
my 93 year old neighbor and his wife always hand out kit kats on halloween, in 2019 he dressed up like a cowboy and handed me and my brother a kit kat and said “have a break, have a kitkat” HES SO ADORABLE I CANT 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺
Omg your pfp 😭🥺
My 42 year old dad is on Tik Tok and I'll be doing my online school and I hear him singing "can't make a wife out of a hoe" from down the hallway
I'd want to run away if I heard that.
😭😭
Same with my 52 year old mom 😒 she's literally made me watch obviously faked tik toks in the middle of school exams!! Like, babe...
RIP to your spirit, many love, much support 🧡
Oof
Ah yes the four horsemen of the tiktokpocalypse:
old people tiktok
Straight tiktok
Political tiktok
Lgbt+ community
Old people tictok is a blessing
Ya mean the tictocalypse?
what about dancing tiktok lmao
@@taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps thats straight tiktok
@@liberty3542 true
Man that First Lady was just like 💃👯♀️🕺🕺💃🕺👯♀️🕺💃
Fr, I love her
Arlene knew what was *up*
I lost my grandma 4 years ago and these silly videos remind me of her, Rest In Peace Gammy ✝️✝️.
aw i'm sorry for your loss
"They're bringing the fun-dip"
*flashbacks from when me and my friends snorted fun-dip*
I did that too when I was high😂 that and kool-aid I was blowing pink out of my nose🤣
Pixy stix. I still remember the burning.
I have this older women always pops up on my page. She hosts long lives, all she does it makes pottery and tells us her whole life story. It always makes my day
Drop her @ 😌
@@heathermcnameracansteponme8682 It is @cori.sandler.pottery
@@tiny_terry2678 Thank you
@@chenmae9747 np
That sounds so wholesome
37 seconds in*
Sam: Why am I out of breath?
Lmfao with the added surprise in his voice
i really dont know what happened there
@@SupraMan38 also a lot of scientists were saying that trump’s stance is a sign of like dementia hahah 💀
@@samanthaholt2894 not random
@@user-gf6ec5km5t I’m sorry I’m confused lol
@@samanthaholt2894 sarcasm
Trick: when we get to 60 years old and above we get "a certain set of skills" we know what life is about and we don't give a shit. But we still care(because we are grammaws)
i can't wait to be 60 i will be so cool
Hey lady, you are beautiful :)
@@SupraMan38 thank you my love!!
@@bluemoon32299 thank you my dear!
Theres an expression in chinese thats something like after people reach a certain age they know the will of heaven and this reminded me of it
4:16
“What’s the point of living if we cannot do what we want to do”
*Literally any oppressed group ever* :
👁👄👁
👁👄👁 ✋ yes
The fact your merch has bolts on sleeves - the symbol of pro-choice, anti-gov protests in Poland. What an icon ✨
(Yeah I know it wasn't on purpose, but still means a lot to me 🙈)
"What's the point in living if you can't do what you want to do" If this woman turns out to be homophobic or transphobic or some shit I will cry.
I second this.
Especially in that Kurt shirt. I would be gutted.
karen is pretty nice
y’all seen those old people that use baby audios and do creepy shit
yes
one braincell dies everytime i see one
I haven't and I'm glad
SOMEONE LINK ME A COMPILATION FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
@@HobieInTheBox ua-cam.com/video/nd-GN9D8BAQ/v-deo.html I found this one 😳
tiktok attracts all sorts and brings people together. and i’m still torn on whether or not thats a good thing
i gues its good and bad
girl it won’t let me reply to you but i respectfully disrespect
They just gotta care and kick out all the pedos and jerks.
Then they'd be AMAZING!
I love old people on tiktok when they're not being bigots.... or god forbid the thirst trap. They can have their thirst traps, I don't want them...
Can Sam please do an audiobook? His voice is very soothing. It manages to to be monotone and also have tons of emotion. I really like it.
this is what happens when grannies get stuck on level 420 on candy crush
BAHAHAHA
Why is this so accurate-
Trump deadass doesn't look like a real person in some photos
Or in real life
he looks like a computer generation
dude i always thought trump looked like a cardboard cutout in some pictures
he looks like he somehow glitched and is stuck in a rly weird position. Badly animated
He just stands like that to make his gut look smaller
trump stands like i did when i was trying to learn ballet
maybe he wants to be a balerina
@@SupraMan38 I will never be able to unsee the image of Trump in a tutu my brain just came up with...
@@sisuguillam5109 oh god-
@@lordfarquaadstoenail9627 don't blame me... I am old and my brain has no filters.
@@sisuguillam5109 oh god I can't unsee it now
I’m glad this video isn’t just trashing old people for being on TikTok, some of these grandmas are rad and just living their best life
I have a theory about elderly people looking similar to each other - it's not a uniform, it's a fashion. It's the look that was "in" when they were young, it's clothes that they've had for decades since they firsts became desirable and that as a result are just the clothes they happen to like the most throughout their lives. Either the hair is a similar thing and those kind of curls were a fashion that became habit, or it's just the safest style to arrange hair into when you get old enough to worry about it getting damaged or losing it. Edit - I looked it up and I was close with the hair - it's easy to maintain once arthritis sets in, and the puffy curls hide the loss in volume that happens as you get older
Trueee
I'm 45 and my hair is baby fine and stick straight, always has been. But now I can really tell the loss of volume. And I JUST started getting silver at my temples (I'm naturally dirty blonde; I had someone once say my hair is the color of butterscotch... I found that really flattering) I was hoping my hair would go pure white, the way my dad's did
I'm a simple person:
I see sam, I click
Sameeee!! 😭😭
CLICK CLICK
sameee
@@SupraMan38 you're not funny.
Click, take pic
it's so weird seeing you with hair that's not all over the place lmaoo 😭
Ikrrrrr did he get a haircut or smthn?!
At least its not straight tiktok 😭
i got another thing coming for that
@@SupraMan38 sam please no
the lady showing off her outfit was so cute, i love old people like that lmaooo
For her name actually being Karen she’s literally the opposite of one she is the sweetest :((
SORRY, MURDOC
Karen is just a common name of their generation
my therapist's name is Karen lol, she's definitely not a karen tho. She told me practically every other girl in her high school was named Karen.
I love how he says “happy tuesday” on a thursday 🤨
im sorry i tried to mess up ur day on purpose
my fyp is turning into old people doing makeup trends and I’m living for it
Mine is old ppl doing dances😌🙏 i mean get it!!👭
The wholesomeness from the majority of old people that are on tiktok gives me life. like the one woman that participated in very early feminist movements and killed her husband. love that shit.
You really say that and you dont tell me where to follow her?? I trusted you and you betrayed /j
You gotta tell us who that is
Icon behavior
@@estherriley6879 i’d have to go deep diving for her lmfao all i remember is shes this kick ass lady who was in the braless protests and either killed her husband in self defense (but that might’ve been another old tiktok lady) or she’s the one that left her husband and told the entire town, got him kicked out of his job and essentially shunned for life. either way she’s my fcking icon
@@sommer2492 @/ youwishiwasyourgranny is who i was thinking of!!! and she did just leave her a/usive husband. i can’t find the lady who killed her a/usive husband, but she was this kind of proper, well dressed 80’s-ish lady who told badass stories of not taking sht from men
I once had an elderly lady say she would have had a crush on me when she was younger because I had pink hair
‘oh wow a cheerleader... they look like they would call me every slur in the book’ I MEAN YOUR NOT WRONG 😭😭
"Why am I out of breath?"
I like to imagine the laugh tracks were actually just him cheering on his merch.
2:37
The sass, the accent, the glasses.
✨*chef's kiss*✨
ngl that merch is cooler than a majority of youtuber merch ive seen, i genuinely really like the designs
Yeah it doesn't say SAM COLLINS in huge letters with a huge youtube logo costing $1000
can I just say that, with the way sam's hair is styled, throughout this video I kept thinking that he's exactly the kind of guy that these grandmas would say is 'such a nice young man'
This was so very wholesome and hilarious. The old lady who said if you want to protect your country, wear a mask...... sounds just like my grandma and grandma is savage and I love her.
The old people of tiktok are either super epic or they're scary
Omg i want the merch
Earlier than the Lopez brothers at a kids birthday party
OMFG NO THIS BFHHAHHA-
Oh heck-
Holy shitttt
that group selfie was so pure i’m not gonna lie
I love your laid back humor. It’s not like other people who scream at the camera and think they’re hilarious. 👌
That grandma telling everyone you wear a mask for our country was so adorable tho.
I'm not even kidding, the first one actually makes me happy
THE OLD LADY IN THE THUMBNAIL TWERKING ON TRUMP IM DEAD IDBRUDBWKDB
“Grandmas are taking over TikTok” I thought he was talking about the seniors who do their makeup and it’s genuinely cute 😭
2:50 That right there is the fucking most pure and wholesome smile I have seen in like a year!
7:48
Kid is trying to collect life insurance
but does he reply?
also this is my coming out post hey i’m ftm
@@jae.4012 thank you!!! I’m thinking of the name Sebastian and i’m coming out to my family soon!
congrats! so proud :)
hey ftm, I'm Itri ... dad jokes aside, welcome to the club.
@@Itri_Vega thank you!!
Awwwwe that’s wonderful Izzy! Update us once it’s been a year! We proud
For some reason I find most old people adorable.
Like, I just wanna hug and squeeze the adorableness out of them.
So cute and wholsome!
SAM HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ON OLD PEOPLE TIKTOK-
I LEGIT GOT THERE THE OTHER DAY TF
im just psychic
@@SupraMan38 BYE ASF YOUVE REPLIED TO MY COMMENTS TWICE OML MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
@@jasminejones5962 and I can’t even get a text back
7:31
I was like,”That’s right, fuck it up Grandama. Fuck it up. Show them who’s boss.”
9:06 is that granny Norma from the Lorax-
Lmao
Okay but some of these were kinda wholesome ngl
the “you shouldn’t have even gone to bingo” sent me 😂
The first lady can kick higher than me like wtf
My great aunt: Older people are wise
Old people: What’s the point of living if sindhsuwjdnfke
7:02 I have never been more proud to be Polish
my mom is always telling me she wants me to get on her TikTok account.. I always find a way to avoid it lol. the only person she follows is my uncle 🙂
Old people on Tik tok. Is it cursed? Is it blessed? Nobody can decide.
Blurssed
@@chamalotte8100 indeed
I love Sam's smile, his face is just pure glee
10:01 I inherited a cane like that from great grandfather! Only it has a long sword in it!
7:21 Okay, that who I want to be when I'm older, I want to celebrate my outfits and do little dances when I'm happy.
i once saw a video of a old man on that one hannah montana sound that goes “everybody makes mistakes” and the subtitles said “when you convince your best friend to go to war with you and your the only one how comes back” and i laughed but i felt so bad for laughing
“Oo goddamnit Patrick”
8:50 their names are Ginga & Gramma on youtube!
5:47 she spittin straight facts
9:45
pssst
the secret is mothballs
Today is my grandma's 97th birthday. When I called her, she wrote my name down on a list. She is keeping track of who is calling her and who isn't. I would not want to be one of the names absent from the list. I need to get my grandma on tik tok.
My nana got a card shower for her 90th birthday last year and she wrote out personalized cards to every single person who sent one, and there were like 60+! Grandmas are wild, man.
WAIT THE MERCH ACTUALLY LOOKS KINDA COOL
the 4th lady’s (karen) WHOLE account is full of videos just like that. it’s honestly hilarious
I GOTTA LOOK
5:47 The gact that she even used that background music omg, I love her!
This is so, so wholesome!!
Also, "god damn it, Patrick" lady is literally my future.
The karen one is actually really funny, she posts so much things without context 😭
Trump stands like that because of the weight distribution of his presidential dumper
source: hasanabi
Executugluteaous Maximus
3:15 when you got a senate meeting at 2 and a Grindr Hookup in 15 minutes.
10:29 Grandma is a gen z at heart. I can totally see gen z being like that when we get older.
the way I CACKLED at the second lady!! like that came out of so far of left field I--