Google Translate Sings: "Go the Distance" from Hercules
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The Twelve Procrastinations of Hercules
Your comment just made my day 🤣🤣
SO TRUE
Yaas
"Eh, the stables are already totally filthy, what's one more day?" "That lion just ate someone, so surely it isn't hungry right _now_..." "If those golden apples make you live forever, do I really have to pick them TODAY?" :P
Going to the underworld will be easier when I die. I’ll just wait.
“I don’t want to” Hercules you lazy bum xD
Girlcatlove1524
HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES
hehe, sure xD
Aren't you the girl from Pat and Jen's videos?
Indeed I am :)
Beatrice Johnston
Most Greek mythology stories were messed up. Lawl
This is what all Greek Mythology nerds hear when they see Hercules and not Heracles.
I'm a Greek Mythology nerd!
#GreekGeek
That was me
the romans called him hercules, and it makes more sense, "glory of Hera" is a dumb name for him, Hera HATES hercules/heracles
That was me, until I also got interested in Roman mythology and learned it was fine, as long as people don’t mix them up.
"I'm GoInG!!"
*Thank you*
"I cAn LeAvE!!"
*HERCULES nO!!!*
Basically my life 😂😅
Same here XD
Saaaaaaaaaaame XD
Mood
Lol
Enby rights
*realizes I'm a god*
*decides to stay on the couch and be comfortable*
Don't Mind Me :0
Don't Mind Me Well in the original myth Zeus had cheated on Hera with a mortal lady, so technically he was a demigod who got turned into a god, but this video was still beautiful.😂
I probably do the same I mean why would I go save the world when I could just binge watch all my favorite shows?
+Naomi Mather cuz you're not immortal yet.
Don't Mind Me hey now he can be comfy on the couch forever.
Plot:
Hercules is antisocial and doesn't want to leave the house. But his helicopter dad keeps trying to make him.
He tried changing his name to Hillary, but it didn't help.
lol true
A helicopter dad wouldn't mind their child staying home away from danger.
Anti-social? ya mean A-social.
Salory 2 you don't need to explain. We all know...
Or maybe he has multiple personality disorder
Plot twist: Hercules knew about self-isolation and decided to stay home instead of going out to the store
definitely
@@uynayz9157 you are correct
Except it's the store where you buy immortality
*Hillary
Hercules, instead of going on his journey, stays at home in a period of self-evaluation, at the end of which he changes his name to Hillary and starts answering to female pronouns. Instead of becoming a god, Hercules became a transgender woman.
Yup, that's my interpretation too
And a weed smoking hippie
Also he-now known as she-is CONSTANTLY fighting with her parents over the fact she doesn’t have a job and smokes weed all day.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Help LGBT rights in Ancient Greece. Hercules, now Hillary, the symbol that even demigods can be trans. Go Hillary!!! And Zeus came out as bi, with the help of his daughter. Go LGBT Greek people!
"IM GOING"
"THANKYOU"
"I CAN LEAVE"
"NO NO WAIT"
"I CAN WALK AWAY"
"NNNOOOOOO"
Ghibli Jilli I really did like those responses
"I'm going!"
*1 second later*
"I can leave!"
My school life in a nutshell.
I think YOUR school life was A LOT weirder than that.
*deletes everyone but your love*
Yeeeeeet
Just Monika lol
That’s my home life
Hercules: "Hillary, Me! " Zeus: "You're not Hillary...." a few notes later: "Yes I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"
Complete with a middle finger 😂
I love Spider-Man blankets!!!
@@anyathewildchild4400 that’s random lol
@@umalazoff4 they're using google translate as well
@@christiandelcarmen1278 google translate comes up with such stuff 🤣
Hercules: "I can walk away!"
Zeus: "NO!"
BEST PART LOL ROFL
Save the earth.
Yes walk away.
Now *this* is more like what would happen if an absent father started ordering his teenage son around.
ikr
aim-to-misbehave The truth behind this statement though! I can definitely relate.
Yep or daughter ;) with absent father
"I'M GOING!"
"THANK YOU!"
"I CAN LEAVE!"
"NO, NO WAIT!"
My sides are officially in orbit.
fanny3211 Io
The last line of your comment killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Which one? Virgil? Patton? Roman? Logan?
@@michaelinthebathroom7560 Yes Sanders Sides i love that art
Sides
Sides
Sides
Sanders Sides
Fander located
I repeat
Fander located
Warning: Do not drink anything while watching this video, and definitely don’t cuddle up in bed while drinking something and watching this video. It will get everywhere. I learned that the hard way.
Lol same
Also, pee BEFORE you watch.
I... I drank while watching this... my everything is fine though...
@@marleinasmom AND BEFORE YOU READ THIS COMMENT! 🤣 rofl!!!!!!!!!!¡
I watched it in the bathroom which is good because I laughed way too much and nearly peed my pants
I just love how it consequently and convincingly turned Hercules into a lazy procrastinator.
This has to be the most sense that google translate ever made.
It did manage to tell a semi-coherent story with Be Prepared/Preparation.
Ok Hercules is apparently a female Russian that is pregnant and is a huge procrastinator with an identity crisis and fears vaingloriousness and power
Who' name is also Hillary... intresting?
I think she changed her name
@@erinnyori6041 YUP SHE DID
Okay, this comment made me laugh so hard that I cried.
And an environmentalist
HILARY CLINTON OMG
"Expecting" "Hercules!!"
I mean... it's not the weirdest thing in the Greek pantheon, by far.
Didn't Zeus impregnate a stone or something? Anyway, he can hardly judge his son for being a playboy, given his own agenda.
That's some Tumblr shit right there.
Gods are anthropomorphic concepts. They do not care for human rules of biology. I wish to point out that Athena was born out of Zeus' face.
BlackLion Not to mention Aphrodite was born from his you know what from his you know where hitting the ocean.
Video: Hercules, son of Hera and Zeus
Autocaptions: Please, son of *HAROLD* and *SOOS*
GRAVITY FALLS SOOS?
Well, it's nice to know things worked out with Melody. :P
Hera is actually not his real mother, only the wife of Zeus, his real mother is a mortal
Good thing they left that one out. Poor hera.
@@malachimejias1567 Yeah they weren't going to include Zeus's rampant adultery in the Disney version.
Fan theory: This is a video about Hercules as a trans woman who wants to be called Hillary and Hillary is an introvert who would rather stay at home than go on a journey.
Oh my god! Yes!
YES
*OH MY GOD! YES! IIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!*
LOL
Fan theory: google translate is crazy
Hercules, the edgy adolescent who doesn't do what Zeus says.
Which is...way more realistic, to be fair.
THAT IS VERY TRUE
Claire Worthy aren't you discribing a teen and there dad?
I meant their
So Hercules was really a lazy girl named Hillary who smoked while pregnant and liked emails. XD
Keznen And liked millet!
Whom's time is important and want to save the earth
Keznen And her Russia.
and is like herself
And is waiting for a festive day.
“Thanks, I can’t do that”
- when my teacher assigns an essay
This sounds like me if I was going to be hercules.
Yes
I love that this translation somehow made sense
yea besides the Russia part
No! The Russian part makes PERFECT sense!
They. Hack, EVERYBODY! ^^
That's like saying "It always makes sense, but it doesn't"
@@ethan-kt9tv hes a russian pregnant girl called hillary whos lazy and smokes
Yea
I love how Hercules is a moody teenager and how Zeus is like “DO THIS!” And the teens like “NOOO That’s to much work I wanna stay on the couch and eat my millet”
hotaru3410 that is so me 😂
hotaru3410 TRUUUEEE😂😂😂
I was watching this as I was brushing my teeth, and every time she walked away from her destiny, I would spit out my toothpaste and burst into a sudden laugh
“I can walk away”
Zeus: NOOO
Me: *spits onto mirror*
Uno reverse I can't walk away zeus yeeees mirror spits at you
That part played right as I read this comment
Hercules: I will want to, I can walk away!
Zeus: NOOOOOO!
I'm ded 😂
"I'm tired of my way! I can not go!"
Mondays.
That was me today I feel back to sleep after they alarm. ... hear my mum come up the stairs. ..
Yep I'm dead .... happy days ...
I need my food jon
Lol true. Dats meh
999th likeeeeeeee you deserve this
I’m ur 1000th like uwu
So, I think the story goes like this;
Hercules died during his childhood, and Zeus needed someone to be his child, specifically his son. That's why, he adopts a girl of 21st century, who probably is clever (the reason why Zeus chose her).
Somehow, the girl doesn't have any memory of her original life, and decides to live as Hercules.
The more she grew, the more she became curious about herself.
Time skip to when she's now a young adult, who smokes, and pretends to be pregnant for fun (Zeus doesn't approve it, as he doesn't want her to know her true identity). Of course, as a modern person, she spends her time on E-mail, and wants to produce energy but also making sure to save the environment. Sadly, she couldn't acquire much of the land she needed.
When she was asked to go on a journey, she decided to see a little bit of the forest and returned. The second time she went there, she explored the forest, and it spooked her, but also helped to regain memory, as it must've been a place she once was familiar with. Thus, she finally remembered she's Hillary.
Yasssss
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love that so much!!!!!
Lololololololool 😆
Omg haha, you should write a short story!
Fardifa Alam Perfect way of making this version into a story. XD
"Hercules This is not the time"
Yeah this not the millenia
So
Teenage Rebellion the musical? With a surprise twist that the protagonist is a trans girl? Love it
Hmmm interesting
"My time is very important"
"Well aren't you special?"
BEST PART
IKR!
My favourite parts are the whole "I can do it. I will walk away/I can leave" parts
I have been seeing you everywhere.
to be fair hercules is actually a god, so his time is absolutely important
“Time for email!”
“Now is not the time for this.”
“I DESERVE THIS.”
I AM HILLARY
YES I AM
"Ok..."
The actual version: Wow! Let's go on a mission where we will save the world! Yay! Let's do it now!
This version: Actually I kinda wanna stay at home.
We sung this once in my school choir. I sang the really high part and luckily I didn't die.
I hope your voice was okay! It's a little hard to hit high notes, and can hurt your voice box if you strain too much.
You sang the original or the translated one?
I wish we sang this song in choir.
O8
I sang the original song when I graduated from elementary school
This is basically Hercules refusing and pissing Zeus off. XD
I am going- I CAN LEAVEEE
*walking into class late and everyone stares at you*
WillowedSoulz AJ YESSSSS
*_YESSSSSSS(🐍?)_*
This entire song is me in uni
SwiftsMorrison And me in my Uni too xD
Willowedsolsz,you deserve a medal, SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL
Me as a protagonist in Disney
I would be your side kick who wants to do the same as you
Same xD
And I would be the person to try and get you out there but I would then join you
I would be the antagonist!
@@jkbutterfly3142 You're trying to make us do stuff
I have a better title: if introverts wrote Go the distance
IM GOING
THANK YOU
I CAN LEAVE
NO WAIT
well school has invaded UA-cam
"I'm going! I can leave!"
"I will want to! I can walk away!"
This is literally me.
MCmaster2014 same
Sounds like Hercules is going through an epically rebellious phase. (Smirk)
I think Google Translate got Hercules confused with Kylo Ren.
Sarah Sears well...too much smoking, maybe that weed's strong XD
imagine going for a stroll in the forest and seeing a woman dressed up as Hercules run around singing
Disney messes up the story of Hercules/Heracles. Google Translate: so, you know what would be fun...? MESSING IT UP EVEN MORE
nah this is gold its even better then the original
(opinion)
So I just finished watching this and what I can understand is that Hercules doesn't want to be a hero, but a pregnant tree nymph.
Wow.
Named Hillary
Hercules also smoked while he was pregnant😁
Who wants to find his very own personal Russia.
Motivation song to slacker anthem. You've outdone yourself Google Translate.
Thawne?
😅 I love how this one actually has a coherent storyline
Yep, this one actually makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:31
-"I'M GOING"
-"Thank you!!"
-"I LEAVE!!"
-"No no WAIT!"
I love this part xD
“You’re not Hillary!?”
“Oh my god! Yes I am”
Omg I died 😂🤣
Glad I'm not the only one
As soon as I found your comment she said that
Hercules in this is basically just a rebellious teenager who is taking none of Zues's crap.
SolarStreak *Zeus's
"Thanks!"
*"I can't do that."*
Me when my mom asks me to clean my room-
I love how stubborn google translate is!
Like: I am going!, I can leave, I do not care, I will be the same
Then: I will want to, I can walk away!, Thanks, I can’t do that
So now Hercules is an indescisive spoiled brat who's a chainsmoker and wants to be Hillary Clinton..........I'll buy a ticket RIGHT NOW!! 😂😂
The world is doomed. =D
LMAO
MacAttack17 atleast he owned up to the e-mails
Kitten Tail
Oh. My. God.
They also support freedom and voting for russia
This is probably the most "coherent" one yet, with a very clear story of Hercules just really NOT wanting to do anything. Every line (except, perhaps, "when I see my Russia") can be interpreted in that way.
+
I am pregnant?
Maybe he means ''Russia'' as in his secret vodka stash?
Am I being overly stereotypical here?
And maybe he's using pregnancy as an excuse to not do anything?... uh..
"Save the Earth? (...) Thanks, (but) I can't do that."
"Hello Hillary me.""You are not Hillary""Oh my god! Yes! I am!""Hercules! Stop holding that note forever."
Teacher: *Hands me an exam*
Me: Thanks
*glancing at the test*
Me: I can't do that!
Hercules as a rebel teen.
I thought this was Google Translate Sings, not Make It Relatable.
SAME XD
I am going....I CAN LEAVEEE
Me going out of my house to talk to real humans.
The narrator arguing with Heracles is the funniest thing ever!
"SON OF HERA AND ZEUS!"
debatable.
enthusiasticPsychopath *Percy Jackson fans screaming in the distance*
enthusiasticPsychopath for the Disney version it's not.
I know its not ACTUALLY what happens, but this is disney.
I like to imagine disney being like 'Oh yeah lets make a movie about this guy'. Then while doing research on him they all just went "We need some serious editing....."
Wouldn't he just be a regular god at that point instead of a demigod?
" Hercules-Son of Hera and Zeus" errrrrrrrr..Technically....
Welp, he IS in the animated movie so~
Which is one of the things that bothers me about that movie a lot more than it should.
Tbh I'm more pissed that they used his Roman name but used The greek names for the gods and characters on the movie
Lilo Draws ikr
Ya.... In the mythology he was a son of a mortal which made Hera really unhappy so she drove Heracles mad causing him to murder his wife and children which is why he had to do the twelve labors to rid himself of the crime once he was done with that she drove him mad agian causing him to kill his best friend... Maybe not the best Disney movie.
*Plot after this song*
Hercules does move a single inch. The couch says Hercules is heavy, and it can't take his weight anymore. Hercules refuses to get up, so the couch decides to go the distance.
“I do not care
I will be the same "
Me when exams are coming up and I procrastinated too much last time
My life:
I am going...
NOW I CAN LEAVE
*hercules no*
I Can Go the Distance: Motivation! Onwards! Goals! Go the distance!
This version: what dat
Pretty much.
Me too.
Mo... Tiv... Ation? The fu** is that?
Me when my parents try to tell me homework is important
Me: I do not care! I will be the same!
Gets transfered to public school, gets to class late, everyone stares
Me: I am going! *gets in late* I can leave! *Runs*
Ah, I love schoool.
Abigail Joe yeah isn’t school just the best 😊😒
I dooo tooo
1:48
That part is actually really beautifully sung. You have a very lovely voice.
The sass from Hercules and Zeus in this...this is what it would have been like if Hades had written it
Yeah
@Snowfly Marie THANK YOU!! IM ALWAYS TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE HADES ISNT THE BAD GUY.
Hercules is more girly than i remember
What if this Hercules is actually Meg playing his role?
She did say she loved herself in a song.
The Collector Do we have the same profile picture?
United Mapping
Ha! You do!😂
Cassidy Dingman I guess one of us has to change ours.
if you feel that way i suggest you change it since mine is there to stay ;)
This is how the movie should've gone..
Like that everyone can relate to the character!
Google Translate: "I know some millet"
**parakeets has entered the chat**
"Expeeeecting~"
"HERCULES"
And the look she gives is just "whachu gonna do about it"
...besides, we all know that Zeus isn't exactly innocent himself xkrdckt
Honestly, with all the shapeshifting the Greek deities were known to do, a pregnant Hercules isn't that out of character...
All of Zeus' myths are based around the fact he couldn't keep it in his pants.
Lol no he isn’t!!!
@@Star_Dreaming Zeus: well it's hard because so many good looking women
@@seantaggart7382 and animals, according to the myths.
Omg these new lyrics actually match a modern greek teenager and I can confirm cuz I am one XD
*мαяу кιтту* is your name Hillary by any chance
Kittencorn nope , sorry ;;
*мαяу кιтту* lol 😂
+*мαяу кιтту*
LOL!!!
If you also happened to be a teenage demigod that is capable of lifting things way heavier than 10 times your own mass you could actually confirm how modern Hercules would react! XD
It really dose lol ^-^
2:25 I laughed so hard my stomach hurt😂
0:47 *our* Russia
'MY TIME IS VERY IMPORTANT!' "Well, aren't you special."
I would love to see this character as a protagonist.
Yeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Minus the smoking and faking pregnancy.
@@tyffani9931 no that is integral
millet man
"Your a god."
Me: "Meh, ok. Does that mean I can stay here?"
"I'm like myself" hahahaha obviously
"oh my god" "excuse me?"
I see whatcha did there
_Thanks. I _*_can't_*_ do that._
me, doing homework for classes
Two Ahoges Too Many Your profile pic and name make me unreasonably happy.
Another DrV3 fan I see.
I love your profile picture and name.
Two Ahoges Too Many same
(Initiates Monokuma laugh as I fall through the imaginary ceiling into the comment.)
yeah uh
that's very accurate for me
and Danganronpa is the reason why
I recognize your name! You make danganronpa vids that I enjoy (I've done the subscribing to you already ;)
And her eyes when he says “You’re a GOD!” 👀😱😂
When this GT Sings video came out, we NEVER would've guessed that a LOOOOT of it would be _SOOOO_ *ON-POINT* for Self-Isolating/Quarantining from Corona, lol!
0:54
*realizes she is no longer expecting*
*shrugs it off*
She probably realized it was a food baby that got aborted once she started running about 😂
So Hillary likes e-mails, thats makes a lot of sense
Cute Pearl Oh my god XD
Cute Pearl XD Hilary lives in Russia and like e-mail now
OMG BAHAHAAHQHAHAHAH
And can vote.
REASONS
I have watched this video 47 times and it never gets old 😂😂
Does anyone realize how when Malinda says "oh my god" Zeus says excuse me?
Yes
Yes
This kind of reminds me of a moment from a tabletop roleplay I ran. The player characters came across a little girl who was actually some manner of mythical being. She identified herself as one who has given forbidden knowledge to humans over and over. One of the player characters said, "So, you're Prometheus?" The little girl said, "That was one name for me, yes." The player said, "Why did the Greeks picture you as a huge, muscular man?" The girl responded, "Because they pictured everyone as a huge, muscular man. Poor little Hercules..."
Nico Bones Thats a character I would like to read about lol
I want this Tabletop roleplay girl to have her own sitcom.....
Nico Bones this is amazing. Thanks for sharing this. Wouldn't that have meant though the little girl was chained to a rock where a bird came to eat her liver everyday?
Well, sort of. To expand on it a little, she actually identified herself as the figure who has popped up in mythologies all over the world offering forbidden knowledge. Prometheus, the snake in the Garden of Eden, etc. Her name was Dantalion (a demon of legend who offers forbidden knowledge), and she claims that none of the myths really got the story right. She was also a quasi-villain in that campaign.
Furthermore, I should note, this roleplay was a post-apocalyptic game. In the year 2020 the world was overrun with demons, spewing forth from the mouths of Hell itself. Human civilization was crushed in a fortnight, and now only remnants of mankind are left over. She was a lesser demon lord.
Hercules, the Millennial
I do like that the video isn't filmed in front of a green screen. The edited backgrounds are funny, but this is actually beautiful.
“Thaaaaaanks! I can’t do that!” I died 😆
GTs Hunkules just went from zero to the reality's hero
He went from realities hero to absolute zero
( *flips off Zeus*)
Well....what a way to end that song, XD
Lol that was so funny
2:39 Hercules: OH MY GOD!
...: EXCUSE ME???!!!!
Hercules: Oh my god!
Zeus: Yes?
Omg lol
"They often smoke"
Ahem!
"It is free."
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY
Google Translate Sing "Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!" From Monster's Inc. 😂 It would be amazing
ggdsmd ohhh yeah that would be amazing :-D
I got "Go down from where he came or helped!" when I translated that line into a few different languages. LOL.
ggdsmd Omg yes
I like how the song has literally the opposite message of the original
zeus's reactions to Hercules represents the reactions to everything I've ever in my life and Hercules is basically me on a daily basis xD