The Ancient Romans were Sh*tposters
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Scientists have recently begun cataloguing graffiti found in Ancient Roman cities such as Pompeii. This video goes over some of my favorites.
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Look man, if it was up to me, every single title to every video on UA-cam would have lots of amazing profanity. But they've got arbitrary rules on what I can and can't put there, so enjoy your free asterisk.
sh*t man that sucks
Dam
Don't worry I fill it in for you.
what 🍑🕳️s...
that sucks
I love how bathroom grafitti is the most human way to tie us to our ancestors
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I genuinely love this kind of "people were always people" historical minutiae
Unironically it’s like my favorite thing about
- history
- people
We were always chaotic goofballs. Always 😂
TIL how to spell minutiae
Minutiae Means:
The small, precise, or trivial details of something.
*minute
@@alex.g7317 minutiae and minute are two different words
Reminds me of this cave art somewhere in Europe, the writings were 20ft up on a wall. When they actually got up there to translate it, all it said was: “This is very high.”
trolled
That has some Elden Ring energy.
It was in the Nordic regions of ancient Europe, made by vikings about 1500 years ago. Viking humor has always just been big trolls
@@Demonic_Tang TFW you get to the attic in the Hagia Sophia and find some medieval Viking graffiti. you translate it, and it just says "Halfdan was here."
Has the same energy as the sign that says "There are no Easter eggs up here. Go away." In San Andreas
Imagine making a joke so good that you made someone laugh 2000 years later
Imagine archeologists discover our comments one day...
@@therealdarklizzy how would archeologists uncover our jokes. Just try and explain
@@iianigd I think he is broken
@@iianigd They would dig them out from the dirt and carbon date them.
@@therealdarklizzy Most jokes are not written they are either spoken or added to the internet
They weren’t shitposting everywhere. They were shitting everywhere.
Yup
So they were shitposting and posting shit
That's where the term comes from, they posted whilst taking a shit, thus shitposting
Secundus only shat in one place.
.
Imagine the mountain exploding one day and having your deepest desires uncovered like 2000 years later
Lmaoo
We just exposed Lesbianus' Likes
Imagine in 2000 years when historians are looking at your browsing history
Or your shitting spot
@@himanbam :(
Human comedy has not changed in the slightest. Some Roman lead sling bullets excavated from battlefields have had messages such as "ouch" "crack your teeth" "catch" and "attack Pompeii's arsehole" engraved onto them
and then people think modern humor was invented like 3 years ago
"War never changes."
Also, "Ave, true to Caesar."
@@Xbalanque84 Fuck the NCR
for those who dont know: pompeii was also the name of a great roman general, caesar's rival
@@Xbalanque84
Legion ain't funny enough to be Roman
I love how all of them are about shitting or sex, except the one with two bros just hanging out, which could very well still be about shitting or sex
Ah yes, the two most important things to human culture
@@thedarklrd6714 and also the one dude baking bread on 19th
@@forestdude5168 Yeah, but I figure that's still just a euphemism for pinching off a loaf.
@@forestdude5168 Unless he shit the bread.
The guy who made the bread on April 19th and the two friends, both are very wholesome
"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girfriend"
This man doesn't fear to declare that waifus are real and proud to have one for himself. Absolute chad.
The og rizzler
Except he had a real woman, not a 2d waifu.
@@melonmusk8924The ancients had to make do with what they had
that or he could be saying his girl is as fat as the planet Venus
The original wife guy
These and Japanese/Chinese poems/letters about how weird their pet cats were are the best. I still love the painting of an armoured walking his pet cat.
Where could I find those poems
Rich ancient Egyptian making their dead pet cats into mummies seriously be like:
I believe that image is just a recent illustration, not genuinely ancient
There is a poem written in the 9th century by an Irish monk who lived in a German monastery about how the monk liked to watch his cat hunt mice while he studied.
Wasn't there one about a monk that said "no wind can push me", then another replied "fart", then the monk enraged when to the guy house, and the guy went "so, no wind can push you, but a fart is enough to send you here"?
i love stuff like this because it shows how even though they were alive thousands of years ago, had completely different culture and spoke an entirely different language, they still had a sense of humor
I find it beautiful.
humour brings us all together as a species
@@DecisionsAreQuestionable unfortunately humor no longer is looked upon as acceptable anymore. So we are all divided.
@@nyancatpoptart5441 My favorite stance on this is: everything is sacred or nothing is.
I prefer the latter - mock everything, laugh at everyone.
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger same, I understand why firmalities exist, but I still love living life while laughing at everything, including myself, and just knowing that at the end of the day it's alright to screw up from time to time
The things in the graffiti they left shows just how little we have actually changed in thousands of years. My personal favorite of the ones I've seen is "Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog"
I feel like this is the ancient version of "get a room".
@@johnsherfey3675 If I recall correctly, performing oral sex on girls was a taboo and made people see the man as less masculine. So this would be the same as someone from a rural part of Texas writing "Brian, stop fucking men's asses on the alley"
@@aquelacoiso6684 ancient Pompeii dj khalid
@@aquelacoiso6684 Aww okay that makes sense.
@@aquelacoiso6684 if i recall correctly it was because Romans put great emphasis on oratory skills. So, as a man, giving oral to a woman was actually gonna get you seen as a slave in those times, it was a worse position to be found in than with another man in you.
The funniest thing about that bread quote: That quote outlived the autobiography of a roman emperor.
For some reason this reminded me of how the Yucatan peninsula was named.
When the Spaniards arrived at the Yucatan peninsula they asked the natives there what the name of their land was. The natives replied in their language “I don't know what you're saying” and the Spaniards took it as one word and now the name of that place is the "Yucatan peninsula"
That's so weirdly funny. The "I don't know what you're saying" peninsula
So same as kangaroos if it's true for both cases
lol I didn't know such an elegant sonuding name had such an frivolous etymology
Same with kangaroos actually, James Cook's men asked the locals for the name of the weird animal jumping on his hind legs, and the local just said "kangaroo" or in English "What did you say?" and they thought that was the actual name
Edit: Forgot to write name at the end lmao
the avá people (or the guaraní) where named guaraní because that's what they yelled when they saw the spaniards. it meant "attack them".
As a history dweeb Im delighted you mentioned Herculaneum with Pompeii. So many folks ignore it despite it being just as important if not at least as well preserved. Edit: I wish I was a baker
You know... I always wanted to be a baker
I respect the dream of wanting to be a baker
Dude I remember touring Pompeii and seeing “so-and-so was here” and campaign slogans all over
You wish you were Hannah Baker?
I'm a baker. It's alright.
I’ve got to wonder if that baking bread one was a Latin euphemism lost to time, or if that guy was just really excited about making his bread
You know what, that's actually a possibility.
I was expecting him to say "this is a euphamism for losing his virginity"
I believe by making bread. he means taking a shit.
I mean isn't there that whole saying about pregnant women having a "bun in the oven?"
He put a little bun in the oven, wink wink nudge nudge.
This reminds me of that one inscription in the Hagia Sofia that was in Norse runes and people tried to decipher it and when they did it was a random carving by a Norse hired guard that said “Halfdan carved this”
And thus did Halfdan achieve a form of immortality, known across the globe by many, centuries after his passing. =^[.]^=
He was probably a vangarian guard then. They always did have a weird thing going on compared to most other Vikings.
Halfdan when Wholedan walk in: ᛘᛋᛘᚴ
When long enough time vandalism turn to hystoric artefak
@@Demicleas what do vikings have to do with Hagia Sophia???
The fact that Secundus had to clarify three times that it was the spot where he defecated, like an animal marking his own territory, never ceases to make me laugh.
3:23 “are you winning son?” 😂
Omg I didn't think about that lmao
Never forget Gaius and Aulus, besties for eternity.
man these guys were wild. Imagine being so proud of your sex life that you just have to write it down on a wall for everyone to see.
we do the same on the internet tho
@@moratolca I don't know saying the same thing on Twitter doesn't have the same gusto as literal graffiti.
@@Enderlinkpawnu i agree. tweeting something takes seconds. but getting some paint and going out at 4am takes some real determination
@@moratolca 4 am? You mwan at noon while shitting on someone porch
I love how it technically works the same as twitter, just less effort lmao. Human moment in 4k.
If you visit Pompeii, you can both visit the brothel (with Latin graffiti complaining about stds) or buy bookfuls of nsfw graffiti from the Romans
Who do i gotta ask
I remember reading it. I liked it
The brothel even had the "menu" on the wall in tiny mosaics
waiiiiiit....the romans DID HAVE FANFICTION
Man, even if I would've died I wish I lived in the shit post capital pompeii in one of my past lives
This is a big win for us. It proves without a doubt that shit jokes, farts, and sex jokes are not inappropriate, it could be the very thing that makes us human. Faith restored
thats it, i don't identify as human anymore
"I made bread" is the Roman equivalent of meal pics on Facebook.
Gaius and Aulus’ message was so genuinely sweet to me that I wanted to honor them in a series I’m concepting. Sort of an “ordinary people from two different time periods reaching out” sorta thing
Ikr? It genuinely touched my heart. Literally friends forever 🥺
@@mildlymarvelous And they ASKED if we wanted to know their names! Dead for over a thousand years and still has manners!
That sounds interesting! Good luck on your series
Wow that’s awesome
I have never heard something cringier or more boring.
'TODAY I BAKED BREAD"
IMPLYING THAT the bread you ate on April 19th was baked with the same hands that wiped his ass on that stool.
It's a greatest shitpost
So that's what it means. Damn
Oh, the poetics of the shit post
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I think he just pushed a giant loaf out his oven and it was steaming and spreading much aroma.
delicious 😋
My saddest one but favorite one:
“We two dear men, friends forever were here. If you wish to know our names, it is Gaius and Aulus.”
- found left of Pompeiian bar door
😢
Hope they’re reincarnated somewhere in modern Rome, still drunkenly writing their names and shitposts on a bar wall somewhere.
True
Revere the ancestors.
4:19 Missed opportunity for Gayus and Analus
Is it weird that this is really humanizing and connecting them for me. Like, before they were just mysterious ancient people I never thought about beyond existing at some point... But now I'm realizing yeah they weren't actually that different...
I shat in this spot
Humans have always just been that, humans. Moving around our rock and trying to make sense of the world. And sharing our shit spots
Today, on the 21st of November 2022 8:11 p.m. GMT +8 I took a shit on the toilet
I blo, peed a little and took a poop when reading this comment.
I poo pooed farted
The one about sticking it in fire burning you feels like the earliest attested version of “Don’t stick it in crazy.”
Or, watch out for the clap.
I thought he caught an STD
All of these answers are gold
It's referring to the Flame Atronachs in Skyrim.
@@ShinChara they limited edition tho
Something I learned today: shitposting is enraised in the human nature, and we cannot change this
The enraisement can be settled with a cold shower.
The only good thing about us arguably
@@hossdelgado626 depends of the pov tho
A m o g u s
@João P K in their case, yeah
i like to imagine that the female gods to the ancient romans were like anime waifus to modern day weebs
There’s were probably more than a few weirdos into Medusa and other monster girls lol
😂 I mean Greek Goddesses which were the same as Romans had fanclubs such as women who done rituals for Demeter.
"Oh my lusty son, With how many women have you had sexual relations?"
I did not have sexual relations with any women
I momentarily thought this was a reference to Bill Clinton
Fun fact, one guy is found encased in ash just jackin it. The world was collapsing around him and he decided to get one last one out.
Legend.
I hope he was able to relieve himself before being encased in ash
I'm getting ready to do the same thing.
Honestly, even as a teenager learning this I was like "yep, makes sense to me"
Stress relief.
the thing is he never got to finish because if he did he would not be in that pose
Just looking into historic findings of people in the past really cements the "the more things change the more things stay the same"
I also recommend a youtuber called toldinstone for roman history more focused on roman's everyday life. My favourite is his videos about imaging how a time traveller will deal with visiting ancient rome.
Thanks for the recommendation! Will check
@@nickkohlmann why is war bad?
@@dildoswaffel6144 because the motherfuckers who start them never actually fight themselves.
@@zhiracs look up general butt naaked
Oh jeez.
Now I have a week worth of binge material and won't be able to get work done.
Are you happy now? :D
This is exactly why I love this channel
In a word where all content and media is reposted and recycled, it’s so refreshing to have so many original ideas for videos!
And it’s entertaining every single time
Huggbees is just reposting memes from 79 A.D. smh
@@V_SABITRON lmaoooo
5:16
first historical account of
"fuck around and find out"
On April 19, he made bread. ON APRIL 19, THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, AND INDIVIDUAL MADE BREAD. ON THIS VERY DAY, APRIL 19, CENTURIES AGO, A PASTRY WAS MADE. WE SHALL REJOICE THAT ON THIS DAY, APRIL 19, SOMEONE MADE BREAD TO EAT.
3 cheers for the ancient bread baker hiphip
The thing that impresses me the most about Roman graffiti is that I feel like it's also a good indicator about how surprisingly literate city-dwelling Romans were. We know there were schools and teachers for the upper class and some of these boys were probably among those crass and bored enough to write these graffiti, but I feel like their omnipresence in these preserved cities makes it much more likely that these were simple commoners who had to learn to read and write in order to get by one way or another.
Some estimates say that over 90 % of Roman citizens were literate at its peak, and in Italy itself it was probably even higher than that. They really had a very solid culture.
Afaik, they even had public teachers teaching kids in the street, so for an ancient culture, comparatively well literate.
"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity." I think this is my new favorite Roman quote.
I want to see that in the original Latin.
real mgtow moment
@@TurtleShroom3 I've been looking everywhere but so far I haven't been able to find it rip
This is the greatest quote ever made
@@TurtleShroom3 It's definitely not the original, but using Google Translate to translate it to Latin: Clama, puellae. Cerebrum tibi dedi. Sequebatur autem eum populus. Vale, mira femina
Edit: translating that back to English makes it better: Shout out, girls. I gave you a brain. And the people followed him. Farewell, wonderful woman
With the restitutus and restituta thing in Roman culture girls would take on the feminine version of their husbands name after marriage and before marriage their names would be the feminine form of their father’s name and they would’ve differentiated from their sister by order of birth such as “prima” being what the first born daughter was called and “secunda” being what the second daughter would be called. Kinda fucked up they didn’t get their own names but this was like 2000 years ago.
That’s pretty crazy, although it is quite similar to what we have today with last names.
Bruh the men were also named by numbers. This was common across the world. Get out of here with this SJW crap.
@@Astavyastataa Why is that the response? It's just weird to have a family name but not your own name. No thing more.
@@shadowcween7890 that was literally common practice throughout history for many ages and is still the case in many places. Don’t apply modern cultural sensibilities to history.
@@Astavyastataa romans while they did sometimes number the children it was the norm for females and a less strict rule for men
It wasn’t social media. It was bathroom graffiti, which hasn’t changed in millennia.
It’s “CEL-a-dus” and “Thray-shun.”
I’m sure the “I made bread” thing was a euphemism or an inside joke.
I Made bread in bathroom graffity implilyng he bake the bread after or before go to bathroom the same day with same hand !!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
In fact, I remember one very local arthouse film about two prisoners, where one of them comes with a plate of shit to the other and literally says, "brother, I brought some sweet bread to eat", so I suspect the essence of the inscription may be in such an idiotic but funny statement and if so, it's funny how much the choice of words, the very essence of humor and so on has not changed in a couple of millennia
You mean Keh-la-dus and Tra-ksi-ahnus (or Tra-ks, depending of how is writen in the original)?
Made bread was a euphemism for taking a dump, a good firm stool looked like a loaf of bread 😅
@@soloapricotthe green elephant
I love how these graffitis just show how persistent the Human spirit is, it doesn't matter how many years pass, nor how many cataclysm we suffer, the human will always remain an animal.
I mean we are animal .to big to be germ to fast to be plant 🤣🤣🤣
Huggbees humble beginnings with How it’s Made evolving into this..? I’m here for it.
thank you for the history lesson my teachers wouldn't give me because it's "Too unscientific" and "What the fuck is this" and "How did you get in my house" like, just tell me nicely.
Lol
He has a point. How did you get in his house? 🤔
@@NewCanada Through the front door duh...?
That "On april 19th i made bread" has another significance...
Let's just say that writing was on the same wall where Restituta was nominated...
Holy shit this is the high/middle school toilets but old and in a fancier language.
I love how the Romans were like "state sanctioned violence, femboys and shitposting"
And Americans just straight up copied the homework.
America and Rome are literally the same state with language differences
I wish,npt enough femboys.in America,we need more.
@@alexodeh
Based on slavery: check
Aggressive expansion and genocide: check
Love their army: check
Morally and sexually deviant: check
Crazy inflation and rotten economic system: check
Probably going to be toppled by crazy Christians: check
Works because of an army of (wage) slaves: check
An aristocracy pretending to be a republic: check
@@_blank-_ yes
@@alexodeh probably going to go out the same way too. It's Ironic really being of Italian origin. this is what my ancestors saw but even dumber. The similarities between the two are actually pretty disturbing.
aw yeah, was waiting for a video on the best bromance in history
GAIUS AND AULUS
BROS4LIFE
You ever wonder why we call money "bread" it's because in ancient times bakers were GETTING. THAT. BREAD.
Even better, salary, comes from salt, as in ancient people were payed in salt (rare resource, very valuable, to preserve food amongst other things)
Fun fact, that "weep you girls" graffito is actually a poem written as an elegiac couplet, so it can be sung like the works of the greatest poets.
"Vōs mea dēservit iam verpa dolēte puellae
pēdīcat cūlum cunne superbe valē"
"-" represents a long syllable and "u" a short one. In this poem, "x" is long (though it can be a short syllable in the place of a long one in some other poems). A ˈ means the syllable is stressed (which in Latin is independent from syllable length, though you can use said length to know where stress will fall).
A vowel with a - over it is held for around twice the length. Any syllable ending in a consonant is also held at that consonant for longer.
- u u / - - / - - / - u u / - u u / - x
- - / - - / - / - u u / - u u / x
ˈVōs ˈme a / dē ˈser / vit jam / ˈver pa do / ˈlē te pu / el lae
Pē ˈdī / cat ˈcū / lum / ˈcun ne su / ˈper be ˈva / lē
HELL YEA FUCKIN OTHER LATIN STUDENTS
ayy get a load of this guy
*[INSERT FLASHBACKS TO "SHADILAY" HERE]*
Sometimes, I really love our species.
what the fuck?
This was not in fact, a fun fact
"You that shits in this place" might be my favorite line of all time.
A friendship like Gaius and Aulus's is something many of us can only dream of.
As a classics student who recently visited Herculaneum and Pompeii, and someone whose day has been real sh¡tty; this video was honestly a gift from the gods and the perfect way of drying tears, thank you huggbees.
hey bro, I'm here if you need to talk to someone
@@ynpavo thank you so much, I really appreciate it
@@rainonanya np bro
Don't you mean a grift from the gods
4:00
Mans really said "To hell with Pussy... BUSSY'S WHERE IT'S AT!!!!"
LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!
I love the new angle Hugbees is working on, putting some kind of self-reflecting message at the end of his videos. Really makes me appreciate the already fantastic content that much more
Caius and Aulus: The best bromance you never heard of.
me when a mountain explodes and 2000 years later historians check your search history:
Always remember that several people in Pompeii, in their final moments decided to get one out and ended up doing it for the rest of time
The best way to go.
what a chad way to go
going out in style
This is going into my “insult your worst enemy” playlist
7:08 Centurion: "Between the dates of April 19th and April 22nd, I teleported bread."
*HOW MUCH?!?!*
@@goldngamer1365 i have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days
@@Blueskies2513☠️
@@Blueskies2513 VHERE!?!?!? VHERE HAVE YOU'VE BEEN SENDING IT!?!?!?
@@Merasus -said the medicus, in a strong gothic accent
5:32 I audibly awww'ed at that.
3:57 That's gotta be the baddest coming out sentence ever.
I remember first reading up on some of the Pompeii graffiti a few years ago and it's still one of my favorite things to go back to and read. Really just goes to show how the only thing that's changed is where we put our messages.
Thank you for covering this very important topic.
3:23 sounds like the earliest version of the "are ya winning son?" meme.
reminds me of some ancient viking writing found waaaay up high in an ancient cave, which once was thought to be religious, actaully saying "this spot is high"
I remember reading about Varangarian runes in Constantinople literally reading "[DUDE'S NAME] carved these runes!".
Troll 100
This is incredibly similar to those random "shitposts" in communal toilets in the Ottoman era, such as: "Bunu yazan Tosun, okuyana gosu,n" meaning "Tosun who wrote this, will beat anyone who reads this" so hilarious even if it doesn't make any sense 😂
“The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.”
I felt that one.
Loving the frequency of uploads right now. I rewatch these videos so often, it's so exciting to get something new!
I can't believe you didn't cover my favorite piece of ancient graffiti:
_"Lo, my gentile readers, this wall engraving hath been commissioned by Lord Raid, Legend of Shadow. Come hither, using mine reference words "Fecal Wall", to acquire riches and women as your heart desires!"_
To be fair, the last one was probably about a turd that was shaped like a loaf of bread
Sneaky
careful it's not in the oven too long or you'll struggle to get the door open
@@greenhowie worse than that is when it overproofs and gets too gassy and spills out of the pan
1:15 The greenscreen made it look like his headphones are just kinda floating there. I would like to acquire some of these futuristic floaty phones.
6:42AM CST April 7th 2024: I'm currently Making the Shit on the "Wall" of My Toilet. Praying no gigantic burning rocks find me.
I wonder if the people back in those days had something like "My Immortal". Like, did people write steamy and godawful fanfics about roman gods doing it and it was so notoriously bad that it actually got a bit of attention? (maybe even a venus self-insert fanfiction 😁)
Like 90% of Greek tales involve one god or another fucking something, so I would say you're pretty spot on.
therr must've been 100% it's just lost to time, i mean if Dante's inferno was a fanfic about his political enemies dying in horrible ways then surely there's more to it than just that
Not written fanfiction, most means of writing then were either limited, impermanent, or expensive, but in other media forms like memorizable stories or plays or what have you, yeah probably lmao
@@bluexephosfan970 That implies that some scribe never got bored... I'm sure there's some codified stuff too. Its just most likely extremely obscure or burned down at Alexandria, cause only the important stuff was widely distributed.
not really bc not that many people could read or write even in Roman times
It's nice to know that, although we are worlds apart in terms of technology, ancient humans were pretty much exactly like us.
i wouldn't say "worlds apart"... These guys had better concrete and roads that we have now , had running water and home-heat systems , advanced knowledge of germs , efficient sewers , compass and observatoriums , flexible glass , surgical instruments , and even analogical computers like the famous antikythera device.
The Romans were so ridiculously advanced , that many of their inventions weren't re-discovered until the 18 century.
@@Dan_Kanerva shits crazy
5:00 a Thracian is also a type of gladiator. I’ve heard of that graffiti in reference to gladiators, and in rome they were seen as basically sex symbols. So it’s more likely he was a gladiator than some dude from the balkans. Especially because thracians were seen as barbarians, so it’s not something you’d generally catch a native bragging about.
A thracian is just someone from thrace
There's actually a whole list of all the recorded graffiti in Pompei and Herculaneum (and elsewhere across in the former Roman Empire) and a lot of it is basically the same stuff. Even an entire menu chiseled on a wall was uncovered in Pomeii after they excavated a thermopolium (an ancient Roman restaurant/buffet line), prices and all.
That's awesome. An accurate roman menu with prices!
I know it's dark to say this, but thank god Mt vesuvius nuked pompeii and burned it to the ashes, since it preserved almost everything
He left out the most direct "l screwed the barmaid"😅
"What was one thing you can name originated from Ancient Rome and changed the world?"
"Shitposting"
My favorite part of history is when mount Vesuvius said "It's Vesuviusing time." And Vesuvius'd all over Pompeii
In many medieval manuscripts knights were depicted fighting snails as a sort of parody of traditional stories of the time.
It was accentually a meme.
Secundus. The first man in recorded history who made a literal shitpost.
I heard somewhere that back then "baking bread" could be a euphemism for taking a dump, pinching a loaf as it were. Taking the Browns to the superbowl, or the coliseum in this case
Yeah, it's a long brown round thing that's steaming hot. Drawing the same joke with the same logic isn't hard, just speculation on our part without something to back it uo
yeah, thought that euphemism was obvious to most people haha
you know you're a geography person when you knew about thracian being from the balkans without this guy telling you
I feel like being bosnian gives you a slight advantage
whats up my epic balkan bro
Jesus loves you!
I’m not a “geography person” and I knew it. I guess it’s just my chad energy then.
@@jextra1313 that is true though
It's incredible how Andrew can make a video about any random topic, and yet somehow it fits perfectly in what you call 'huggbees content'
6:08 Honestly what floors me here is the fact that apparently the word "potty" existed in the times of ancient Rome
Chamberpots
Nordic runes were once found on the hagia Sofia, everyone expected it to be some amazing. When translate it simply said, "Halfdan was here"
Thanks for what you do, man who hugs bees.
Im pretty sure that "baking bread" was slang for taking a shit back then.
We need a 3 hour video of similar content. Absolute gold
"Because this shit is getting hot"
....
I'm really hoping that "getting hot" thing isn't a disguised reference to the volcanic eruption that killed the person that wrote that and everyone he knew.
3:45 Glad to know horny bdsm is quite alive and well in Ancient Rome 😂🤣
I don’t know how to tell you this, but they are all dead
If the Roman’s aren’t talking about Qundale Dingle when I get my time traveling device done, then I’m gonna be disappointed
I’m back and I see why they fell
"I made bread," was probably a euphemism for taking a huge dump.
Imagine a graffiti artist who only tags historical graffiti in proper Latin. Just to confuse people and see if anyone gets it.
1:51 "Forward this email to seven friends or get ten years of bad luck"
I love how shitposting literally began with people taking a shit and writing about it on a wall.
as a ancient roman i can guarantee this is 100% true
@@monkofdarktimes Salve frater!
“This guy was hitting it so good that God decided to auto-balance him.”
Dude stop I can’t fucking breathe 😂