MEDICAL CONFESSIONS! Doctor Mike Vs. Juanpa Zurita

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  • @moongirl2923
    @moongirl2923 4 роки тому +9237

    Juanpa was suspicious about dr mike being Russian.

    • @burgerli193DS
      @burgerli193DS 4 роки тому +396

      Russian spy.

    • @georgiag2685
      @georgiag2685 4 роки тому +222

      Are you working for the bourgeoisie Dr. Mike?!!

    • @clougellii
      @clougellii 4 роки тому +51

      Lol even though your profile pic is just your eyes but you look like my friend lol

    • @bellathegreat2539
      @bellathegreat2539 4 роки тому +37

      @@georgiag2685 the birds work for the bourgeoisie

    • @georgiag2685
      @georgiag2685 4 роки тому +11

      @@bellathegreat2539 Thanks for teaching me how to spell.

  • @x_fri3nd937
    @x_fri3nd937 4 роки тому +7162

    I wanted to see Doctor Mike fly...

    • @tonya8469
      @tonya8469 4 роки тому +26

      Akasha Snow saaaame 😂👏🏻

    • @katstar8579
      @katstar8579 4 роки тому +38

      We all wanted it to happen

    • @kanu683
      @kanu683 4 роки тому +14

      Same

    • @dannavelasquez3611
      @dannavelasquez3611 4 роки тому +20

      Me too I think even if he wins he should jump

    • @nithya8382
      @nithya8382 4 роки тому +7

      Akasha Snow yo I should get a prize I’m the 1000th like

  • @alinakul8775
    @alinakul8775 4 роки тому +9979

    Juanpa: "They both look so fake, it's like a cheap movie. "😂😂😂

    • @M00NLYGHT
      @M00NLYGHT 4 роки тому +25

      I was the 460th like LETS GOOO

    • @mv9370
      @mv9370 4 роки тому +34

      Describes this video pretty well

    • @shaanlapin3801
      @shaanlapin3801 4 роки тому +22

      My life is a cheap movie

    • @jademarie8132
      @jademarie8132 4 роки тому +17

      I literally read that right as he said it😂

    • @anacabell8112
      @anacabell8112 4 роки тому +6

      😂🤣

  • @tae_bae6599
    @tae_bae6599 3 роки тому +1026

    “Who was boiling it?”
    Doctor Mike:“Maybe my sister.”
    Also him: “I boiled the water ”

  • @jadeoreo
    @jadeoreo 4 роки тому +4247

    "No dont touch it, thats cheating!"
    *"I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT DISLOCATES"*

    • @jeremyrosal6049
      @jeremyrosal6049 4 роки тому +133

      "I'm gonna MeToo you!"
      Lol, this was a great video. Never heard of this kid before but he's funny.

    • @wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain
      @wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain 4 роки тому +22

      that's why I hate when doctors touch my previously dislocated knee! xD

    • @cry936
      @cry936 4 роки тому +2

      συγχαρητήρια

    • @hoperoiter4545
      @hoperoiter4545 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @syd...
      @syd... 4 роки тому +1

      Judith B omg same... like the exact same thing.

  • @joysusanna
    @joysusanna 4 роки тому +3436

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jaunpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUSSSS

    • @zayb07
      @zayb07 4 роки тому +23

      Joy Gonzalez
      I found this comment as he said that

    • @pippenisme2116
      @pippenisme2116 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @kristenfeltner6244
      @kristenfeltner6244 4 роки тому +8

      I went looking for this comment 😂

    • @nerfsubzero4331
      @nerfsubzero4331 4 роки тому +16

      Joy Gonzalez it’s not cactus its THE POWER OF THE CACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

    • @lexkorkai1572
      @lexkorkai1572 4 роки тому +6

      15:15

  • @dokjastopsimp2370
    @dokjastopsimp2370 4 роки тому +2693

    Mike: Nearly drowns
    His dad: Chest compressions, Chest compressions, CHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @idkman6403
      @idkman6403 4 роки тому +76

      Now we know why he's like this

    • @JF-zs8mw
      @JF-zs8mw 4 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣

    • @vxs0da
      @vxs0da 4 роки тому +48

      “I didn’t die” Me: oh reALly?!

    • @ZiziphoMathaba
      @ZiziphoMathaba Рік тому +3

      If he was a super hero he would be called cessation 😂😂😂😂😊😊

    • @Narukouzumaki-wq8uc
      @Narukouzumaki-wq8uc Рік тому +2

      😂

  • @rayduhh1
    @rayduhh1 2 роки тому +977

    I love how whenever Juanpa asks Mike about his dad, he says “hEs A dOcToR”

    • @freeburrito846
      @freeburrito846 2 роки тому +13

      *Doktor

    • @frozenduck23
      @frozenduck23 2 роки тому +5

      @@freeburrito846 Ah yes, the Bahasa Melayu version.

    • @almahothero927
      @almahothero927 Рік тому +4

      YeÀH hËs Ā dÖkToR

    • @Christinakloehn-ip3tu
      @Christinakloehn-ip3tu 8 місяців тому +1

      @onthing66 that's why he's saying it. Because he is. I think they're just pointing out that he said it a lot.

  • @perla2588
    @perla2588 4 роки тому +13322

    Doctor mikes main excuse: my dad is a doctor

    • @ireneaquarius3256
      @ireneaquarius3256 4 роки тому +460

      Or... "In Russia/Russian culture."

    • @ihh4427
      @ihh4427 4 роки тому +52

      His every t/f have this his a doctor

    • @ChocolateM1lk
      @ChocolateM1lk 4 роки тому +29

      But he was

    • @haystackleon9570
      @haystackleon9570 4 роки тому +36

      I can relate to that lol (it’s my mom though, she’s a nurse)

    • @whyyoucare9972
      @whyyoucare9972 4 роки тому +35

      nah he blames russia for his fuckery more 😂

  • @831tina
    @831tina 4 роки тому +2994

    “My hunch, my heart as a Mexican kid with a working visa in the United States” 😂😂 I can’t 😂😂

    • @akanksha7028
      @akanksha7028 4 роки тому +2

      Ye kab ki baat he?

    • @lou4535
      @lou4535 4 роки тому +8

      I was Reading this exactly when He Said it😂😂😂

    • @AmericaM91
      @AmericaM91 4 роки тому +3

      I think he says working *decently 🤷‍♀️

    • @BumbaySwag
      @BumbaySwag 4 роки тому

      @@akanksha7028 kya?

    • @akanksha7028
      @akanksha7028 4 роки тому +2

      @@BumbaySwag I was asking for thumbnail! from the video

  • @trizsah
    @trizsah 4 роки тому +2838

    when he said that “he kissed the wrong girl” i thought he had confused the person who he was supposed to kiss and kissed someone else xjsnsksnsj

  • @thekydman01
    @thekydman01 2 роки тому +446

    Juanpa: "bleep that that's cursing in spanish"
    Also Juanpa: "AHUEVO CABRONEEEEEES"

    • @lemonshobbies
      @lemonshobbies 2 роки тому +5

      No hablo español :)

    • @DumPixels
      @DumPixels 2 роки тому +13

      @@lemonshobbies Then don’t reply

    • @andresnunez6293
      @andresnunez6293 2 роки тому

      Cabrón is an insult, but... Just like "Idiot" or "Dumbass"... A very mild insult

    • @beatrizstahl8776
      @beatrizstahl8776 Рік тому

      Que hace Juan Pa Z con Dr. Mike? O sea, Por qué está ahí?

    • @terrifiedpistachio
      @terrifiedpistachio Рік тому

      @@lemonshobbiesbruh

  • @krator1655
    @krator1655 4 роки тому +2129

    So uhh... Where's the second vid Mike? Are you scared of the possibility of getting thrown out a plane?

    • @ayushdeepa1864
      @ayushdeepa1864 4 роки тому +147

      Liked and ignored... That's a lotta damage
      Edit- Don't u guys dare like this comment more

    • @krator1655
      @krator1655 4 роки тому +16

      @@ayushdeepa1864 lmao 😂

    • @cvldvibez5089
      @cvldvibez5089 4 роки тому +7

      @@ayushdeepa1864 true

    • @nin1ch0
      @nin1ch0 4 роки тому +6

      @Doctor mike fake

    • @jelly2584
      @jelly2584 3 роки тому +6

      He’s still liking comments months later. Now that’s dedication

  • @myab4004
    @myab4004 4 роки тому +5367

    juanpa- “so ur a virgin”
    mike- “YES”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @wakoyel
    @wakoyel 4 роки тому +3232

    Pluto: im no longer a planet...

    • @laylammorais
      @laylammorais 4 роки тому +10

      RIP 134340...

    • @emilyesnyman
      @emilyesnyman 4 роки тому +3

      😭😭

    • @tiffanyc115
      @tiffanyc115 4 роки тому +19

      BRO IT WAS FUNNY ASF JUANPA WAS LIKEE "yea pluto is a planet but disney? mickey? pluto? like he rly thought we didnt know"..

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 роки тому

      F for Pluto ;-;

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 4 роки тому +2

      Its ok. Good dwarf planet.

  • @thebrokencr0wn
    @thebrokencr0wn 2 роки тому +158

    “who boiled it?”
    “my sister”
    a few seconds later
    “i boiled it for my sister, she was sick”
    mike definitely trying to mess him up

  • @visszhang27
    @visszhang27 4 роки тому +4296

    Juanpa: Where did you kiss her??
    Doctor mike: *raises eyebrows* on the lips?
    Juanpa: correct, sorry. Location?
    I DIED

    • @visszhang27
      @visszhang27 4 роки тому +25

      @Doctor mike Sadly, I doubt you are actually My Guy Doctor Mike.. But yeah hello

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 роки тому +32

      @Doctor mike if a youtuber comments something, their name is highlighted, your name is not highlighted. Your name is not fully capitalized, his is. Your profile picture is different. My question is why? You are clearly baiting people to think you are him and trying to get their hopes up. Why? What joy do you get from that?

    • @visszhang27
      @visszhang27 4 роки тому +15

      @@basicallystevenuniverse511 well and he legit joined UA-cam RIGHT before commenting that.. Like no self hate here, but I reaaaasllly don't think doctor mikes first priority when making a fresh acc, is messaging a random fan back "hello" lol

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 4 роки тому +6

      @@basicallystevenuniverse511 Attention, lol. Why else xD

    • @francishill838
      @francishill838 4 роки тому +3

      “I mi

  • @Anonymous-ow6bs
    @Anonymous-ow6bs 4 роки тому +2088

    "So you were just kissing a lot of people"
    "No, just her!"
    "Wow, you're one of those."

    • @coje1227
      @coje1227 4 роки тому +3

      Time stamp? :)

    • @lou4535
      @lou4535 4 роки тому +21

      I read this exactly when they Said this😂😂😂

    • @Anonymous-ow6bs
      @Anonymous-ow6bs 4 роки тому +8

      @@coje1227 14:20 :)

    • @Mina-px3zb
      @Mina-px3zb 4 роки тому +4

      He is rotting innocent dr.mike

  • @bianca5882
    @bianca5882 4 роки тому +1778

    "THE POWER OF THE CACTUS"

    • @astronomnom4749
      @astronomnom4749 4 роки тому +14

      Bianca but have you ever thought of drinking the juice? And what will the juice do? Will it quench ya?

    • @erik4255
      @erik4255 4 роки тому +24

      CACTOOOOOOS

    • @kylearbuckle3814
      @kylearbuckle3814 4 роки тому +5

      Best part

    • @rainbowsprinkles3088
      @rainbowsprinkles3088 4 роки тому +14

      @@astronomnom4749 ITS THE QUENCHIEST

    • @Rudom17
      @Rudom17 4 роки тому +3

      Andra Yiu YESSSSSS EL NOPAL EN LA FRENTE WOOO

  • @megaman992
    @megaman992 3 роки тому +80

    As he’s trying to touch the knee “I just want to see if it dislocates” reminds me of the “where does it hurt” before they apply pressure to the pain

    • @Christinakloehn-ip3tu
      @Christinakloehn-ip3tu 8 місяців тому +1

      "Where does it hurt" reminds me of when I was in elementary school if I had a bruise or scratch on my knee or smth,
      "Where does it hurt?"
      "My knee,"
      "Here's an ice pack! Go back to class sweetie!"

    • @meloni6280
      @meloni6280 6 місяців тому

      I was hospitalised for something related to my kidney.
      The doctor examining me after a couple of days: "Does it still hurt?"
      Me: "I think I'm better, doctor"
      The doctor: *proceeds to punch me on both sides of my lower back
      Turns out I was still hurting.

  • @pamscott3216
    @pamscott3216 4 роки тому +4833

    Dr. Mike: "In Russia, we take VACATIONS to the sea"
    Juanpa: Do you have any brothers?
    Dr. Mike: I have a sister
    Juanpa: Was she there?
    Dr. Mike: "NO, she was in school"
    Poor girl, she was going to school WHILE on vacation in the East Siberian Sea LMAO

    • @johnharoldlim6988
      @johnharoldlim6988 4 роки тому +83

      @Shadoww Nemesis01 yup i was also skeptical there, and he claims they were taking vacations to the sea that only near and Moscow is obvsly too far from the coasts lol

    • @bobjoe7579
      @bobjoe7579 4 роки тому +1

      BItcoin Or pat pall. Is that where you send your unemployment

    • @Jpow915
      @Jpow915 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly! Came here to say this.
      Also I agreed with DR Mike about the dislocated knee getting better with rest not sounding correct.

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 4 роки тому +4

      He also said his dad was a doctor even though he had already said that

    • @kush3247
      @kush3247 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 yeap

  • @sgtruru
    @sgtruru 4 роки тому +4007

    "In Russia we take holidays to the ocean
    "Was your sister there?"
    "No she was at school"
    Me: *confusion*

    • @charlie41148
      @charlie41148 4 роки тому +39

      lmao I assume he meant like day trips

    • @LauraDeFeh
      @LauraDeFeh 4 роки тому +147

      But like he said it was near where he lived, and he said they lived near Moscow, but Moscow is basically on the other side of the country of East Siberian Sea, so all you had to do was know geography 😀😀

    • @waitwho4416
      @waitwho4416 4 роки тому +32

      @@LauraDeFeh he/she meant that
      Why is her sister in school in holidays?
      So all you need to do is to comprehend the question

    • @syrwen
      @syrwen 4 роки тому +2

      LauraDeFeh exactly what I was thinking

    • @LauraDeFeh
      @LauraDeFeh 4 роки тому +15

      @@waitwho4416 well, holidays doesn't necessarily mean school holidays, it can be just a little vacation, and as he was in kindergarten, it's not not uncommon just not to go from time to time if your parents want to tske you somewhere or whatever, his sister, however, was probably already in school, were generally you don't miss a day just because. At least this would be my logic😀

  • @Wigconic.
    @Wigconic. 4 роки тому +2342

    Two gorgeous people in one video omg

    • @Ronaldo-nj9pi
      @Ronaldo-nj9pi 4 роки тому +4

      ikr!

    • @ah3750
      @ah3750 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ronaldo-nj9pi gay

    • @tanihehe
      @tanihehe 4 роки тому +43

      Stop using gay as an insult you doofuses.

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ronaldo-nj9pi you forgot tl say No Homo.... 😂

    • @ah3750
      @ah3750 4 роки тому

      @@tanihehe imagine being gay lol. Never me

  • @demigough7934
    @demigough7934 2 роки тому +60

    I love how obvious Mike made his ones 🤣
    "What's wrong with you?!"
    "What's wrong with my Sister?!"
    😂😂😂

  • @kapowpenguinpenguin9352
    @kapowpenguinpenguin9352 4 роки тому +10142

    Mexicans : we love jumping out of planes
    Donald Trump : I will build a net

  • @laisha3546
    @laisha3546 4 роки тому +1447

    Juanpa : “My mother had a Caesarean section when I was born”
    Dr.Mike: “were you the one being born” I-😭😭😂

  • @izzy.bel15
    @izzy.bel15 4 роки тому +1971

    Dr Mike: “Can u stand up for a second?”
    **reaches toward knee**
    Juanpa: “DOn’T tOuCh IT!! THaT’s ILLeGal!!” “I’M GoNnA mE ToO YoU!” 18:20

    • @deniseberry2680
      @deniseberry2680 4 роки тому +77

      TheWorldOfTheBelSisters I’m gonna me too you lmao

    • @filahasti8764
      @filahasti8764 4 роки тому +11

      @@deniseberry2680 i was looking for his comment lmao

    • @xr763
      @xr763 4 роки тому +2

      @@filahasti8764 same lol

    • @MO-hq9vs
      @MO-hq9vs 4 роки тому +25

      I’m gonna “me too” you 😂😂😂

    • @AstroBethTeal
      @AstroBethTeal 4 роки тому +3

      I was also looking for this hahahahah😂😂😂

  • @nitrolucy1309
    @nitrolucy1309 3 роки тому +183

    “Who saved you?”
    “My dad…
    He’s a doctor”
    HAD ME IN TEARSSSSSSSS

  • @OrlandoGamer2000
    @OrlandoGamer2000 4 роки тому +1183

    It's a bad idea telling medical lies to Doctor Mike

  • @laurarioux-nadeau5759
    @laurarioux-nadeau5759 4 роки тому +3168

    Once you realize that Doctor Mike knows his lies better than he knows the true statement, you will easily know when he is lying or not.

    • @yanan7801
      @yanan7801 4 роки тому +176

      Laura R. I think it’s a psychological thing that is often used to detect lies. When somebody puts so much detail into it and you know that you yourself wouldn’t have remembered it that much, it’s probably a lie

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 роки тому +10

      @@yanan7801 you psychologist???

    • @yanan7801
      @yanan7801 4 роки тому +13

      Lance The King No but I read it in a scholarly journal a few years ago

    • @caylalynn5340
      @caylalynn5340 4 роки тому +29

      @@yanan7801 I had to take quit a few criminal psychology classes and this is one of the things we learned

    • @jingsenliu489
      @jingsenliu489 4 роки тому +2

      l am come form China

  • @andreaavina6446
    @andreaavina6446 4 роки тому +2546

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Dr. Mike: my dad... he’s a doctor

    • @mf4349
      @mf4349 4 роки тому +30

      *h e s h i s o w n d a d*

    • @youracatalepsy
      @youracatalepsy 4 роки тому

      @@mf4349 Its Steg,

    • @mf4349
      @mf4349 4 роки тому

      @@youracatalepsy OH MY IRENE IM SCARED NOW

    • @youracatalepsy
      @youracatalepsy 4 роки тому

      @@mf4349 I'm also scared-

    • @bea1092
      @bea1092 4 роки тому +3

      as a daughter of a doctor, we are truly constantly mentioning that

  • @averyhong3751
    @averyhong3751 2 роки тому +48

    Juanpa after finding out the truth: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS

  • @GypsyEncounters
    @GypsyEncounters 4 роки тому +731

    ...".I didn't die"
    Love that Dr. Mike clarified for us

    • @tamararbrown6352
      @tamararbrown6352 3 роки тому +36

      Yes, I was curious if he made it or not.. but fortunately he cleared that up.

    • @acwor7857
      @acwor7857 3 роки тому +5

      🤣😂

    • @larry1816
      @larry1816 3 роки тому +2

      Idk if your being sarcastic but *SOME OF US* actually needed this clarification smh...we were genuinely concerned

    • @Bianca-vw1we
      @Bianca-vw1we 3 роки тому +1

      well your breathing so I KINDA FIGURED 😤😤😤😤😤

    • @indranildutta7443
      @indranildutta7443 3 роки тому +1

      Thank god he mentioned, I thought he died when he was 4

  • @lunaxstrange
    @lunaxstrange 3 роки тому +3639

    "If I win, doctor flies. If I lose, it's a tie."
    I'm dying 🤣

  • @sophiaa3190
    @sophiaa3190 4 роки тому +4301

    no one:
    literally not a single soul:
    juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?

  • @felixpuerta5149
    @felixpuerta5149 2 роки тому +36

    Ok, I definitely need part 2 of this Medical Confessions

  • @nikosblast6147
    @nikosblast6147 4 роки тому +2004

    *He cursed in spanish more than twice and he didn’t bleep it XDDD.*

    • @Kbear-xt9mh
      @Kbear-xt9mh 4 роки тому +11

      Doctor mike faker

    • @clarkloeffler801
      @clarkloeffler801 4 роки тому +60

      no one:
      literally not a single soul:
      juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?

    • @rebeccam.7249
      @rebeccam.7249 3 роки тому +8

      how will know it not like the doctor speak spanish or anything

    • @lutsangyramos1923
      @lutsangyramos1923 3 роки тому +4

      "A huevo"!!!
      Mi mamá regaña a mi hermano cuando lo oye decirlo jajjjja

    • @ryanwimberley2164
      @ryanwimberley2164 3 роки тому +4

      @@borealklein-vods4690 “¡Ahuevo, cabrónes!”

  • @kinggaming1391
    @kinggaming1391 4 роки тому +821

    Juanpa: “who saved you”
    Mike: “ my dad”
    Also mike: “HeS a DoCTor”

    • @aliqureshi9741
      @aliqureshi9741 4 роки тому

      ooo he watches shapiro too

    • @eamma2129
      @eamma2129 4 роки тому

      I know right makes no sense lol

  • @astridmacias223
    @astridmacias223 4 роки тому +1682

    No one:
    -
    Literally not s single soul:
    -
    Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUS.

    • @greenapple7061
      @greenapple7061 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tyler-me8zg
      @tyler-me8zg 4 роки тому +1

      Astrid Macias lol

    • @user-rz7hb1eh3x
      @user-rz7hb1eh3x 4 роки тому +4

      My favourite sentence from this entire video

    • @Sunset_Stars
      @Sunset_Stars 4 роки тому +3

      That’s cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @nutslps
      @nutslps 4 роки тому +7

      The best thing that he said it with accent like Káktuuus 😂😂

  • @yourboikermit5074
    @yourboikermit5074 2 роки тому +59

    I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Рік тому

      I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂

    • @Christinakloehn-ip3tu
      @Christinakloehn-ip3tu 8 місяців тому

      @@Theunicorn2012 why are you just copying peoples comments and then just replying it to them??

  • @destinyhunt2751
    @destinyhunt2751 3 роки тому +3005

    "he's a doctor" everytime he's talking about his dad 😭

  • @LT_Aegis
    @LT_Aegis 4 роки тому +2429

    Dr. Mike: "I had a fishhook stuck in my neck"
    Juampa: "How?"
    Dr. Mike: "Well, I was in Russia..."
    Me: "Of course..."

  • @ravenrockz6254
    @ravenrockz6254 4 роки тому +2736

    When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂

  • @Studybuddies123
    @Studybuddies123 Рік тому +19

    Dr Mike: talking about his dad ,"He is a doctor" 😂😂😂 every time

  • @1helluvakiller352
    @1helluvakiller352 4 роки тому +1522

    Dr. Mike is such a terrible liar. I mean, as should all doctors be.

  • @j.4519
    @j.4519 4 роки тому +944

    is it just me or is Juanpa’s laugh so soothing

    • @yvonneg3089
      @yvonneg3089 4 роки тому +4

      I guesssss I'm a serial killer!!!! Thanks for the diagnosis!!! 🤣😂 too funny

  • @hyesky26
    @hyesky26 4 роки тому +1193

    Dr. Mike...I missed four weeks of high school for kissing a girl..
    Juanpa...What did she have.. herpes?
    Me...I’m dying..

    • @ianbonnar1801
      @ianbonnar1801 4 роки тому +2

      What's funny?

    • @alascala1544
      @alascala1544 4 роки тому +10

      Mouth herpes is a thing I’m pretty sure

    • @reagansprouse185
      @reagansprouse185 4 роки тому +5

      @@alascala1544 yeah it is but you dont get it from kissing but ik not going to explain It to u

    • @mollycagle7440
      @mollycagle7440 4 роки тому

      Probably got the mono

    • @Indrea13
      @Indrea13 4 роки тому +2

      @@reagansprouse185 but you actually can lol

  • @meikusje
    @meikusje 2 роки тому +9

    Juanpa is very good at this, remembering details and then unexpectedly coming back to them to see if Dr Mike remembers them as well.

  • @samikshyapanda1280
    @samikshyapanda1280 4 роки тому +1063

    Juanpa's confessions be like: *"I broke my elbow at a party"*
    And then there's Doctor Mike like : *"I was thrown off a surfboard and drowned in the sea and found the remains of the Titanic and then a great white shark said wassup"*

    • @rahimahchesoh8433
      @rahimahchesoh8433 4 роки тому +18

      I donno y but i found this funny😂😂

    • @izuk0stories729
      @izuk0stories729 4 роки тому +4

      XD

    • @moshoswirls5863
      @moshoswirls5863 4 роки тому +3

      😭😂

    • @javeriahaq3228
      @javeriahaq3228 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brooo

    • @rc333c
      @rc333c 4 роки тому +3

      𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @decadentgamer8322
    @decadentgamer8322 4 роки тому +531

    "was building castles, and the wave sucked me in"
    "Who saved you"
    "my dad, he's a doctor"
    I take it he was also part Atlantian

  • @breannadavlut2438
    @breannadavlut2438 4 роки тому +592

    “You let a 5 year old boil water” ends up being real lmaaaaao

  • @alex_Sportz78
    @alex_Sportz78 2 роки тому +5

    I’m proud of you for this! Very informative and genuine, idk what to say but this is easily one of your best videos!

  • @Lizzyscloset
    @Lizzyscloset 3 роки тому +1360

    Juanpa: who saved you?
    Mike: my dad
    Juanpa: talking
    Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!

    • @toriford5292
      @toriford5292 3 роки тому +39

      He also said at 7:59 "I didn't die" yeah obviously you didn't die.

    • @OnlyTakingBuckets
      @OnlyTakingBuckets 2 роки тому +16

      @@toriford5292 pretty sure he was talking about his heart stopping not actually you know, dying

    • @almahothero927
      @almahothero927 Рік тому +4

      😅😂🤣😆

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Рік тому +1

      Juanpa: who saved you?
      Mike: my dad
      Juanpa: talking
      Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!

  • @engineeringismyblood5212
    @engineeringismyblood5212 4 роки тому +1663

    Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUS 🌵😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imlost3708
    @imlost3708 4 роки тому +556

    Juanpa: *asks a difficult question*
    Mike: In Russian culture 。。。

    • @besties640
      @besties640 3 роки тому

      You also have 1 sub lol not to mean tho

  • @Hankerang
    @Hankerang 2 роки тому +20

    Doctor Mike: “I missed one week of high school because I punctured my ears with a Q-Tip.”
    Me: “Doctor Mike would NEVER!”

    • @Christinakloehn-ip3tu
      @Christinakloehn-ip3tu 8 місяців тому

      @TheLostAge maybe.
      whispers menacingly into your ear*
      *just maybe.*

  • @jackycandy4728
    @jackycandy4728 3 роки тому +1725

    When was Juanpa said you’re one of those kids. I died 💀💀🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jackycandy4728
      @jackycandy4728 3 роки тому +14

      Omg Dr.Mike saw my comment

    • @ski4039
      @ski4039 3 роки тому +3

      @@jackycandy4728 w

    • @hassaan1670
      @hassaan1670 3 роки тому +3

      @@jackycandy4728 brruh u made it cringe by pointing it out tho

  • @amandadelecosse1661
    @amandadelecosse1661 4 роки тому +1672

    "If I win, doctor flies". 😂🤣😂

    • @CarlaJageryearsago
      @CarlaJageryearsago 3 роки тому +9

      LOL😂

    • @laneywest3588
      @laneywest3588 3 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @Bianca-vw1we
      @Bianca-vw1we 3 роки тому +1

      hehe he hee

    • @lilith___3426
      @lilith___3426 3 роки тому +1

      my mind went. plague doctors- their mask looked like a bird thing. they are both doctors- this is gonna somehow be connected. yes. flyyyy!!!!

    • @nadasgachas
      @nadasgachas 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bianca-vw1we Micheal Jackson?-

  • @kali1338
    @kali1338 4 роки тому +701

    “I was bleeding but it wasn’t like huuuaaaaah”
    - Juanpa Zurita, 2020

    • @rocketgod6808
      @rocketgod6808 4 роки тому +11

      2019, but close. Late December.

  • @galaxyeve2646
    @galaxyeve2646 2 роки тому +21

    When Juanpa says, “that sister man” I just chocked up laughing

  • @haewonchoi2752
    @haewonchoi2752 4 роки тому +1885

    “I missed 4 weeks of school cause I kissed the wrong girl”
    Me: What? Like you kissed someone thinking it was your girlfriend or something and stayed home from embarrassment?

    • @Crystelgames
      @Crystelgames 4 роки тому +31

      Same

    • @tylorkelley4766
      @tylorkelley4766 4 роки тому +31

      That’s the same thing I thought 💭

    • @lizjoy6828
      @lizjoy6828 4 роки тому +50

      I was thinking he kissed the wrong girl and got beat up by her boyfriend. 4 weeks is a long time to regret that mistake. 🤣

    • @superdude3112
      @superdude3112 4 роки тому +5

      Liz Joy or beat up so much that he broke something

    • @danielgerardlunag6432
      @danielgerardlunag6432 4 роки тому +3

      true true. haha.

  • @iolanda_liang
    @iolanda_liang 4 роки тому +584

    Juanpa: Where?
    Mike: *russia*

  • @tiffles3890
    @tiffles3890 4 роки тому +1116

    " *I once dropped a scalpel inside a patient ... PEEPOOP!!* "

    • @michaelscott2990
      @michaelscott2990 4 роки тому +28

      Gaurab Chatterjee imaged the patient seeing this video hahaha

    • @Nuka-_-
      @Nuka-_- 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaelscott2990 *peewoop*

    • @Blueexdtb
      @Blueexdtb 4 роки тому

      Peewhoop *

    • @Hehehshdjdjdj
      @Hehehshdjdjdj 4 роки тому +1

      Poop.. pepoop
      ..... Peewoop...

    • @jc.92
      @jc.92 4 роки тому +1

      Pee poop indeed 🤣

  • @katheryncarrier1535
    @katheryncarrier1535 2 роки тому +2

    laughter is the best medicine. saving this for the next time i think im getting sick. ty

  • @nosrednail
    @nosrednail 4 роки тому +595

    "Dont touch it, that's illegal" LMAO

    • @sparklelistz
      @sparklelistz 4 роки тому +3

      Yo u got a like from dr. Mike

    • @agashihee
      @agashihee 4 роки тому

      Wow

    • @nosrednail
      @nosrednail 4 роки тому

      @@sparklelistz And that's my biggest achievement :D

  • @nicolekuek7358
    @nicolekuek7358 4 роки тому +955

    I’m assuming Juanpa is not in the healthcare profession, so it feels like Dr Mike has an unfair advantage =P It was still entertaining though!

  • @keertanapradeepkumar4070
    @keertanapradeepkumar4070 4 роки тому +240

    A collab I never knew I needed But I like

    • @snip3r416
      @snip3r416 4 роки тому

      keertana pradeepkumar hopefully more people that does skits.

  • @lizbethguzman5244
    @lizbethguzman5244 2 роки тому +7

    I love how Juanpa was saying that they censored the curse because he wants to monetize the video, but then he proceeded to say a lot of curses in Spanish. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katieguinan2617
    @katieguinan2617 4 роки тому +653

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Doctor Mike: My dad. He’s a doctor.

    • @katieguinan2617
      @katieguinan2617 4 роки тому +3

      Sorry I didn’t scan through the 3500+ comments to make sure I had a different thought than anybody else.

    • @katieguinan2617
      @katieguinan2617 4 роки тому +1

      It’s not though. The second comment on my screen is about a cactus. I just looked and I scrolled through about 20 comments. There was 1 about his dad being a doctor. :)

    • @SoupyBnuy
      @SoupyBnuy 4 роки тому +1

      @Elsa Peach actually the other post was the person who stole from this post this post was made 4 days before the other one

    • @SoupyBnuy
      @SoupyBnuy 4 роки тому +2

      @@katieguinan2617 that other person should've checked the time the post was made and not assume you copied when you didnt

    • @cherrybomb5624
      @cherrybomb5624 4 роки тому

      Elsa Peach a lot of people thought about that so

  • @ninjakuben8217
    @ninjakuben8217 4 роки тому +823

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE FISH HOOK YOU.

  • @kylieeeeep
    @kylieeeeep 4 роки тому +272

    “Don’t touch it- I’m gonna ‘me too’ you”
    God this video has some great quotes

  • @841-zainabshanafarook7
    @841-zainabshanafarook7 3 роки тому +2

    "that sister man-"
    LMAO you need to bring this guy back on ur channel.

  • @NaylaMansilla
    @NaylaMansilla 4 роки тому +872

    -Where did you kiss her??
    Dr. Mike : Uhh on the lips

  • @yaelberistain2371
    @yaelberistain2371 4 роки тому +445

    - WHERE DID YOU KISS HER?
    - LIKE ON THE LIPS 😂
    - CORRECT SORRY, LOCATION HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @addison_ge1
    @addison_ge1 4 роки тому +463

    The fish hook one was easy, he said he grew up in Russia so why was he having a picnic in central park while his mum was shopping when he was 7. He also said he came to America in 1995.

    • @wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain
      @wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain 4 роки тому +39

      I THINK (but please don't quote this as fact) I remember him saying in a video once that he came to the states when he was six-ish. So he could have been in New York at the age of 7

    • @boxinggirl7779
      @boxinggirl7779 4 роки тому +21

      Or some people take holidays lol

    • @user-rk8kt6zu5q
      @user-rk8kt6zu5q 4 роки тому +1

      I did the deed and I got the likes at 69. you’re welcome.

    • @addison_ge1
      @addison_ge1 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-rk8kt6zu5q you my friend are a legend

    • @flush280
      @flush280 4 роки тому +6

      It could be possible he went to America when he was 6.

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward Рік тому +1

    Bring him back on! Easily one of the funniest vieos and one of my favourites on the channel! ❤

  • @shad0wscale
    @shad0wscale 4 роки тому +721

    He really out here saying Saransk is close to the east Siberian sea

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 роки тому +446

      My lying skills are on POINT

    • @shad0wscale
      @shad0wscale 4 роки тому +64

      @@DoctorMike 11/10 lying skills 😂😂

    • @wesleypatterson2989
      @wesleypatterson2989 3 роки тому +5

      @Doctor mike You two, fight. There can only be one

    • @Sarahhh_13
      @Sarahhh_13 3 роки тому +2

      @@wesleypatterson2989 the other one is out. There is no other Dr. Mike like this one

    • @skythesinger8708
      @skythesinger8708 3 роки тому +1

      @@DoctorMike I see that. He's lying right now.

  • @pineapple6602
    @pineapple6602 4 роки тому +842

    Dr.Mike: “The planet, Pluto”
    Scientists: Let me tell you something let me tell you

    • @lilacdoves
      @lilacdoves 4 роки тому +8

      LMAOO

    • @ZiRR0
      @ZiRR0 4 роки тому +11

      Well, it is a planet, a dwarf planet. They just stopped counting it as a planet of our solar system.

    • @funneemonke7973
      @funneemonke7973 4 роки тому

      300th like

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 роки тому +2

      I mean isn’t a dwarf planet a type of planet? It has planet in the name

    • @ZiRR0
      @ZiRR0 4 роки тому +1

      @@exoticcats6119 ye

  • @realburrito5767
    @realburrito5767 4 роки тому +503

    Juanpa: “Don’t use Q-Tips ‘cause they’re not legal”
    Mike: “yes”
    I lost it 😂😂😂

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +2

      OK, FINE!... I must have an 21-years-old box of Q-tips somewhere, though, does that count? ;)

    • @lorenal9471
      @lorenal9471 4 роки тому +1

      Real Burrito HAHAHA

  • @ashleigh9255
    @ashleigh9255 2 роки тому +10

    We need more of these 😂

  • @birlis6105
    @birlis6105 4 роки тому +868

    I bursted out laughing when Juanpa shouted "The POWER of the CACTUS"

  • @soggycornflake9449
    @soggycornflake9449 4 роки тому +650

    I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying 😂

    • @pandasforeverprayingforukr4834
      @pandasforeverprayingforukr4834 3 роки тому +19

      Lol I didn't know that Lol that's hilarious

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Рік тому

      I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying😂

  • @kridswonderhowell4541
    @kridswonderhowell4541 4 роки тому +430

    No NYC parent would let their child take off their shoes in CP ! LOL

  • @iraidaperez1452
    @iraidaperez1452 2 роки тому +1

    Great collaboration. We need a part 2

  • @almejias1513
    @almejias1513 4 роки тому +470

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    Dr. Mike: “My dad, he’s a doctor”

  • @amongusfreak6249
    @amongusfreak6249 3 роки тому +345

    "THE POWER OF THE CACTUS"
    -Juanpa Zurita 2019

  • @emishenajfirechannle3860
    @emishenajfirechannle3860 4 роки тому +339

    Juanpa: THE POWER OF CACTUSSSSSSSSSS

    • @kaysteed9540
      @kaysteed9540 4 роки тому +4

      That was me when I was eleven years old and me and my brother got in a fight and I would scream THE POWER OF MY MAGIC ORB!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a strange child....

    • @annyrose4218
      @annyrose4218 4 роки тому +1

      Omg I was looking for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markcommissions4709
    @markcommissions4709 3 роки тому +1

    "THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS" i lost it- 😂😂😂😂😂love that so much

  • @laureen83
    @laureen83 4 роки тому +324

    Juanpa: "You're a virgin?"
    Doctor Mike, confidently: "Yes!"

    • @alexis_algarin
      @alexis_algarin 4 роки тому +19

      hes talking about jumping out of planes 😅

  • @biancaravizza1328
    @biancaravizza1328 4 роки тому +499

    "that sister man..." 😂😂😂😂

  • @papivicue4824
    @papivicue4824 3 роки тому +989

    “I don’t clean my ears at night, that’s serial killer stuff”
    Me: *cleans my ears at night*

  • @aidenmellum5921
    @aidenmellum5921 3 роки тому +12

    Doctor Mike: I don’t clean my ears at night. That’s weird. Serial killer stuff.
    Me who cleans ears at night: oh no!🤣
    Also, I am watching this on Halloween

  • @elizabethlauter3155
    @elizabethlauter3155 3 роки тому +815

    ‘Don’t touch it’
    ‘It’s illegal’
    ‘ i will MeToo you’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s so funny

    • @Baccheinn
      @Baccheinn 3 роки тому +9

      Making light of the me too movement is funny to you ? Huh

    • @rampe5610
      @rampe5610 3 роки тому +32

      @@Baccheinn relax capt uptight, its just a joke.

    • @Baccheinn
      @Baccheinn 3 роки тому +5

      @@rampe5610 back off Ram. Jokes are meant to be funny. We can agree to disagree.

    • @barneythesniper6303
      @barneythesniper6303 3 роки тому +13

      @@Baccheinn dude just shut up

    • @Baccheinn
      @Baccheinn 3 роки тому +3

      @@barneythesniper6303 want me to shut up? Get off the internet

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 4 роки тому +687

    Nobody:
    Doctor mike: hey my dads a doctor.
    Did you know my dads a doctor?
    Yeah that happened because my dads a doctor
    My dad is a doctor

    • @bethanyriddy2298
      @bethanyriddy2298 4 роки тому +22

      Did you know his dad was a docter 😂

    • @zal2448
      @zal2448 4 роки тому +19

      Hey i noticed something, his dad is a doctor

    • @Sfoof
      @Sfoof 4 роки тому +5

      @@zal2448 mind blown

    • @olisenpaii2090
      @olisenpaii2090 4 роки тому +22

      But you ignored the part that his dad's a doctor...

    • @angelinahenyson1483
      @angelinahenyson1483 4 роки тому +7

      The fudge are y'all talking about??? Didn't you know his dad was a DOCTOR??? Stupid humans

  • @untilyouburn
    @untilyouburn 4 роки тому +198

    „Hey Mike, what’s u-“
    - My dad.
    „Wha..“
    - He‘s a doctor.

  • @sonnychristianmiller79
    @sonnychristianmiller79 Рік тому +2

    Lol more of this duo 😂. I love his accent and his eyes 💙

  • @braelynpeterson8114
    @braelynpeterson8114 4 роки тому +206

    Mike: keeps braging about his dad being A doctor
    Juanpa: said he wanted to be Spider-Man

  • @rachnaprasad8119
    @rachnaprasad8119 4 роки тому +627

    It was so funny to see Zurita explaining Dr. Mike abut Pluto the dog from Mickey Mouse.😂😊
    I think Dr. Mike studied too much science in his childhood and so didn’t know about the cartoon

    • @ladydavinci9914
      @ladydavinci9914 4 роки тому +32

      Rachna Prasad I just like how he still acknowledges Pluto as a planet.

    • @Thecurator24
      @Thecurator24 4 роки тому +6

      @@ladydavinci9914 You should listen to the song 134340 (Pluto), It uses pluto being rejected as planet as metaphore for love

    • @mxtryoshkaa_9130
      @mxtryoshkaa_9130 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thecurator24 isn't that BTS???????🤷😅

    • @forgetfulstranger
      @forgetfulstranger 4 роки тому +3

      Or maybe he didn't grow up on American cartoons

    • @lourencovieira313
      @lourencovieira313 4 роки тому

      @@forgetfulstranger he knew what pluto the dog was

  • @courtneymesser7483
    @courtneymesser7483 4 роки тому +243

    “Where did you kiss her?” “Like.... on the mouth?” 😂😂