Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

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  • Опубліковано 17 тра 2024
  • If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
    Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @hopelessromantic3709
    @hopelessromantic3709 4 роки тому +48332

    He is laughing to hide the pain...

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie 3 роки тому +6372

    Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian*
    Me: 😳😳

  • @una8674
    @una8674 Рік тому +461

    I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5
    I cried laughing during this lmao

  • @Nitrixxxx
    @Nitrixxxx Рік тому +761

    Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild

    • @phoebewafflega5301
      @phoebewafflega5301 Рік тому +10

      Omg so true lol

    • @magoshak592
      @magoshak592 Рік тому +7

      Why tho? UwU

    • @kseniarasputin3147
      @kseniarasputin3147 11 місяців тому +28

      Why? Because he is from Russia? Imagine roasting someone because of their origin, especially when they have explicitly condemned the war

    • @Geexyktv
      @Geexyktv 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kseniarasputin3147 wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .

    • @Therealtayacorfe
      @Therealtayacorfe 11 місяців тому

      67ygg7😊

  • @Calypso1834
    @Calypso1834 3 роки тому +14296

    Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*

    • @surekhasingh6114
      @surekhasingh6114 3 роки тому +20

      Why?

    • @blackhole1315
      @blackhole1315 3 роки тому +56

      @@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME

    • @Pista80
      @Pista80 3 роки тому +2

      Tim Salman lollllllloll

    • @Calypso1834
      @Calypso1834 3 роки тому +42

      @@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.

    • @Calypso1834
      @Calypso1834 3 роки тому +14

      @@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly 4 роки тому +11562

    You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.

    • @asusgamer9378
      @asusgamer9378 4 роки тому +60

      hmm.... No replies?

    • @sterlingarcher9894
      @sterlingarcher9894 4 роки тому +73

      *Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?

    • @Rockymann27
      @Rockymann27 4 роки тому +74

      How should he have asked him then?

    • @xyaz69
      @xyaz69 4 роки тому +270

      "How old are you..." oh wait

    • @realdeal7074
      @realdeal7074 4 роки тому +7

      😆

  • @annewarden4644
    @annewarden4644 Рік тому +145

    Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..

  • @Rag371
    @Rag371 Рік тому +33

    "most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-

  • @Chris-pv6vv
    @Chris-pv6vv 4 роки тому +4192

    Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist*
    4 out of 5 dentists : 😤

    • @resident7995
      @resident7995 4 роки тому +80

      1/5 dentists: 😂

    • @anamaiag.2863
      @anamaiag.2863 4 роки тому +4

      Go Auburn we crushed Alabama

    • @n0t_lily738
      @n0t_lily738 4 роки тому +8

      1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...

    • @anandbhardwaj7590
      @anandbhardwaj7590 4 роки тому +15

      I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣

    • @sunnyflower9011
      @sunnyflower9011 4 роки тому +1

      @@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂

  • @doriamgonzales6469
    @doriamgonzales6469 4 роки тому +6451

    When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before

  • @quinncotta
    @quinncotta Рік тому +77

    the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂

  • @0braincellz
    @0braincellz Рік тому +92

    Kallmekris character is named Misha
    And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka
    Coincidence i think not!

    • @HuskyDog88
      @HuskyDog88 17 днів тому

      And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.

  • @vavila16
    @vavila16 4 роки тому +8037

    "My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight

    • @dreamsvlog7978
      @dreamsvlog7978 4 роки тому +56

      Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣

    • @JwilliamsAssociates
      @JwilliamsAssociates 4 роки тому +171

      his previous, previous relationship. lmao

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 роки тому +897

      Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂

    • @vavila16
      @vavila16 4 роки тому +58

      @@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟

    • @sigheyeroll
      @sigheyeroll 4 роки тому +20

      Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 3 роки тому +5036

    "You talk like a grown toddler."
    Doctor Mike: "For real?"
    Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"

  • @legacygacha234
    @legacygacha234 Рік тому +68

    For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing

  • @sebastiankeller6646
    @sebastiankeller6646 29 днів тому +7

    Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠

  • @emmasolitaire2169
    @emmasolitaire2169 4 роки тому +5647

    "I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen

    • @shoijji
      @shoijji 4 роки тому +101

      I was thinking the same thinggggg

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 4 роки тому +33

      Eww gacha

    • @Yonatan2479
      @Yonatan2479 4 роки тому +13

      Many of these i heard b4

    • @cupidbleh
      @cupidbleh 4 роки тому +4

      EXACTLY

    • @clearhelios1450
      @clearhelios1450 4 роки тому +5

      That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times

  • @idk-ed3ck
    @idk-ed3ck 4 роки тому +8076

    You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot

  • @avabradley1864
    @avabradley1864 Рік тому +13

    2:51
    " *has a medical degree*
    *forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀

  • @scott8572
    @scott8572 Місяць тому +8

    Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.

  • @steveh.3582
    @steveh.3582 4 роки тому +4883

    Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him*
    People: * roast him as hard as they can*
    Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *

  • @flabarbieri
    @flabarbieri 4 роки тому +2937

    "You talk like a grown toddler"
    Dr. Mike: For real???
    Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 4 роки тому +15

      it’s pee woop

    • @otopian1606
      @otopian1606 4 роки тому +11

      Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop

    • @viniciuscoelho2605
      @viniciuscoelho2605 4 роки тому +5

      don´t forget about the babby boo.

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 4 роки тому +4

      Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊

    • @bananawammabama
      @bananawammabama 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.

  • @yruby5k
    @yruby5k Місяць тому +5

    Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting

  • @vdu2908
    @vdu2908 7 місяців тому +4

    "You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀

  • @ashleym5000
    @ashleym5000 4 роки тому +3468

    You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....

    • @---nu9kg
      @---nu9kg 4 роки тому +1

      Dermatology resident uploads LASER Q&A, she will also upload videos about ACNE treatment and how to get rid of it, or even how to MAKE YOUR LASHES GROW ! Follow her! ua-cam.com/video/31EdUI9OODE/v-deo.html

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 4 роки тому +46

      @@---nu9kg shut up?

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 4 роки тому +30

      @@---nu9kg spam much?

    • @0gsrV
      @0gsrV 4 роки тому

      Ashley M his chest said woooo

  • @wrdz8227
    @wrdz8227 4 роки тому +5522

    His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away

  • @quandaledingle2141
    @quandaledingle2141 Рік тому +32

    Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways

  • @mssaigon73
    @mssaigon73 Рік тому +7

    You need to do more of these roasts . ❤

  • @andyshintaro3405
    @andyshintaro3405 4 роки тому +13936

    If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world

    • @zbhype6836
      @zbhype6836 4 роки тому +158

      Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...

    • @kodiakwallander1728
      @kodiakwallander1728 4 роки тому +56

      @@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD

    • @bryan3243
      @bryan3243 4 роки тому +33

      Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay

    • @faagalocollins7960
      @faagalocollins7960 4 роки тому +11

      You stole this lmao

    • @ade9986
      @ade9986 4 роки тому +10

      Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho

  • @dee6294
    @dee6294 4 роки тому +4527

    "Do you even speak Russian?!"
    Mike: *something in Russian*
    I waSNt rEAdy

    • @jakubbronk673
      @jakubbronk673 4 роки тому +292

      He said: Yes, I speak Russian.

    • @fatimaiskandarli1197
      @fatimaiskandarli1197 4 роки тому +58

      "Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said

    • @dee6294
      @dee6294 4 роки тому +8

      @@jakubbronk673Thanks!

    • @abi-qr3zr
      @abi-qr3zr 4 роки тому +83

      His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo

    • @ariellanaena6148
      @ariellanaena6148 4 роки тому +9

      My heart has combusted

  • @SpiriitsRoblox
    @SpiriitsRoblox Рік тому +7

    These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!

  • @hayray9469
    @hayray9469 Рік тому +20

    The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sgl7566
    @sgl7566 4 роки тому +4194

    Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian*
    Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )

    • @tkph0328
      @tkph0328 4 роки тому +284

      S G L he said: yes I speak Russian

    • @sgl7566
      @sgl7566 4 роки тому +62

      @@tkph0328 OK thank you

    • @Sarah-lt4vv
      @Sarah-lt4vv 4 роки тому +29

      That's captions for ya

    • @Kevbino
      @Kevbino 4 роки тому +4

      S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that

    • @RuskiRomeo
      @RuskiRomeo 4 роки тому +16

      He said
      Yes, I speak Russian

  • @sageisinfacttired
    @sageisinfacttired 4 роки тому +4373

    Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian..
    The captions: (speaks Russian)
    Me: thanks for nothing.

    • @tiredwatermelon333
      @tiredwatermelon333 4 роки тому +477

      he said "yes, i speak russian"😂

    • @sageisinfacttired
      @sageisinfacttired 4 роки тому +78

      Thanks dude.

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 4 роки тому +52

      Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂

    • @liukin95
      @liukin95 4 роки тому +120

      He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.

    • @tiredwatermelon333
      @tiredwatermelon333 4 роки тому +4

      @@sageisinfacttired no problemm

  • @cocobrowny
    @cocobrowny 9 місяців тому +6

    The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂

  • @that_g_u_y_
    @that_g_u_y_ 7 місяців тому +2

    The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen

  • @desirae3455
    @desirae3455 2 роки тому +7272

    Mike: "how old are you?"
    Jerry: *hits block button

  • @jmela5101
    @jmela5101 4 роки тому +5580

    “you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.”
    dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*

  • @H3ARTS4SAVOFFICIAL
    @H3ARTS4SAVOFFICIAL 18 днів тому +1

    the way when i finished the last doctor mike video i was watching i quickly clicked this video to only see people roast my only subscribed doctor. nobody can escape the dad jokes

  • @jenn_av2727
    @jenn_av2727 Рік тому +2

    Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.

  • @aneta5196
    @aneta5196 4 роки тому +8895

    “Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻

  • @baha17222
    @baha17222 4 роки тому +4670

    “Most accidents happen a mile away from your house”
    So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house

    • @mothwaltz4163
      @mothwaltz4163 4 роки тому +72

      baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.

    • @bananawammabama
      @bananawammabama 4 роки тому +36

      @@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 4 роки тому +34

      @@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.

    • @smilylaugh3725
      @smilylaugh3725 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @satansleastfavorite7736
      @satansleastfavorite7736 4 роки тому

      Ur 1k like

  • @courtneyp8710
    @courtneyp8710 Рік тому +2

    We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change

  • @Sixcigarsatatime
    @Sixcigarsatatime Рік тому +5

    Someday you'll go far..
    And I really hope you stay there

  • @username15yearsago52
    @username15yearsago52 3 роки тому +5320

    Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land

    • @TheGamersReview
      @TheGamersReview 3 роки тому +77

      you forgot "Whities"

    • @fati9108
      @fati9108 3 роки тому +13

      badrhey18 😂😂😂

    • @justdragons3317
      @justdragons3317 3 роки тому +21

      This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves

    • @tsvjen5131
      @tsvjen5131 3 роки тому +2

      👏

    • @JCluvr19
      @JCluvr19 3 роки тому +10

      Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆

  • @kennjohnson3970
    @kennjohnson3970 4 роки тому +29526

    The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂

  • @ashleyolney3092
    @ashleyolney3092 Місяць тому +1

    Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!

  • @seeratbhatia8405
    @seeratbhatia8405 Рік тому +1

    I need another one of these videos.

  • @angelbaby4349
    @angelbaby4349 4 роки тому +2149

    All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀

    • @miaokatt
      @miaokatt 4 роки тому +2

      Mochi Chimchim You

    • @leakahtalyna6801
      @leakahtalyna6801 4 роки тому +2

      Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes

    • @kowpse_uwu6168
      @kowpse_uwu6168 4 роки тому +1

      he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?

    • @amirking5452
      @amirking5452 4 роки тому +1

      @Константин Сокол stop

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 4 роки тому

      Girls.

  • @DrDemolition
    @DrDemolition 4 роки тому +1667

    these were WEAK.
    Reddit has some of the finest roasts.

  • @stevecamilleri6781
    @stevecamilleri6781 Рік тому +8

    Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @AbhilashNairSpartnax
    @AbhilashNairSpartnax Рік тому +7

    Never seen a person getting spooked by -
    Bruh he's an introvert

  • @arinabogdan9528
    @arinabogdan9528 4 роки тому +2036

    Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your"
    Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"

    • @chelseamiller5260
      @chelseamiller5260 4 роки тому +4

      Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂

    • @arilol315
      @arilol315 4 роки тому +16

      Arina Bogdan
      Yes I died😂😂😂

    • @bogdan1058
      @bogdan1058 4 роки тому +2

      Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!

    • @alenunya
      @alenunya 4 роки тому +21

      He did correct it before sending!

    • @tisamisu
      @tisamisu 4 роки тому +1

      He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”

  • @musicalartist2584
    @musicalartist2584 3 роки тому +6145

    I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.

    • @angelusvastator1297
      @angelusvastator1297 3 роки тому +50

      It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.

    • @karmenletourneau9574
      @karmenletourneau9574 3 роки тому +9

      Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh

    • @hail9794
      @hail9794 3 роки тому +13

      @@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.

    • @aurelia3439
      @aurelia3439 3 роки тому +5

      @Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad

    • @dontask9000
      @dontask9000 3 роки тому +3

      YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD

  • @idislandacaro9983
    @idislandacaro9983 Рік тому +4

    I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰

  • @kisses4kc
    @kisses4kc Рік тому +2

    jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”

  • @sarahmavignierr
    @sarahmavignierr 4 роки тому +2337

    "Dr Mike: never smoked.
    Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂

  • @mariahmacias8885
    @mariahmacias8885 4 роки тому +1409

    He’s laughing but we all know he’s crying on the inside.

    • @ipraku
      @ipraku 4 роки тому +26

      Without that tight tshirt the true emotion will come out.

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 4 роки тому

      These are so bad, are y'all just 9 year olds?

    • @lumozade2182
      @lumozade2182 4 роки тому

      Do you Know how stupid you sound?

    • @bligward6609
      @bligward6609 4 роки тому +1

      @@lumozade2182 wow you do sound stupid

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Рік тому +1

    “Then you won’t have any more meme review”
    That made me wheeze for a second 😂

  • @devoncook7033
    @devoncook7033 Рік тому

    No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹

  • @unicorndreamsgari5730
    @unicorndreamsgari5730 4 роки тому +2518

    Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.

    • @willhead9958
      @willhead9958 4 роки тому +16

      Ikr

    • @randomweirdo7501
      @randomweirdo7501 4 роки тому +12

      Yes

    • @toriellsimon9075
      @toriellsimon9075 4 роки тому +23

      UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐

    • @doaa7941
      @doaa7941 4 роки тому +7

      @Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air

    • @eddiet9411
      @eddiet9411 4 роки тому +2

      DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom

  • @sophielynn7405
    @sophielynn7405 4 роки тому +814

    Why roast something that’s already hot ? 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @lidestudios5094
    @lidestudios5094 Рік тому +3

    "Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅

  • @dipfish1427
    @dipfish1427 Рік тому +5

    the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out

    • @LemonAndVivo
      @LemonAndVivo 2 місяці тому

      I was looking for this comment

  • @ChrisGagner
    @ChrisGagner 3 роки тому +5836

    Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower.
    Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.

    • @_apoorva_07
      @_apoorva_07 3 роки тому +82

      Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 2 роки тому +35

      🌬️❄️☄️🌨️
      for the s i c k b u r n

    • @silk1440
      @silk1440 2 роки тому +22

      @@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn

    • @marionnduati3780
      @marionnduati3780 2 роки тому +20

      I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough

    • @hephaestus8122
      @hephaestus8122 2 роки тому +10

      @@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience1979 4 роки тому +1690

    Me: *native Russian speaker
    Me: *hears Russian from stranger on UA-cam
    Me: “I felt that” *sobbing

    • @lunesart2295
      @lunesart2295 4 роки тому +6

      What did he say tho

    • @lunesart2295
      @lunesart2295 4 роки тому

      Oh oki thanx

    • @brianhixson5357
      @brianhixson5357 4 роки тому +1

      @@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark.
      I died laughing.

    • @WOOOOOOF
      @WOOOOOOF 4 роки тому

      Duuuude

    • @danielobsekov2864
      @danielobsekov2864 4 роки тому +14

      Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language

  • @Skydraws-
    @Skydraws- 7 місяців тому +2

    I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @tayrabird5916
    @tayrabird5916 20 днів тому +2

    6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)

  • @butter7790
    @butter7790 3 роки тому +2658

    "My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships"
    "My previous previous relationship was like two years!"
    Idk man... They probably have a Nokia...

    • @rileyfaeoche3728
      @rileyfaeoche3728 3 роки тому +49

      That's a goddamn OP nokia right there

    • @ShadowdaHedgie11
      @ShadowdaHedgie11 3 роки тому +20

      I remember Nokias being indestructable, not lasting long on a charge.

    • @butter7790
      @butter7790 3 роки тому +13

      @@ShadowdaHedgie11 yes, Nokias are indestructible are lasting longer than any other phone

    • @TheGoofy1932
      @TheGoofy1932 3 роки тому +10

      I still fondly remember my Nokia. That thing lasted forever, well until 4G took over anyway.

    • @abigail6297
      @abigail6297 3 роки тому

      Dang it, I just commented that, and found your comment.

  • @00kidney
    @00kidney 4 роки тому +11239

    hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +180

      That legit opened my third eye.

    • @redeye3087
      @redeye3087 4 роки тому +33

      Bruh.... u got 666 likes

    • @00kidney
      @00kidney 4 роки тому +30

      😱OOops.

    • @ranjanachoudhary5940
      @ranjanachoudhary5940 4 роки тому +8

      666 likes?

    • @redeye3087
      @redeye3087 4 роки тому +25

      Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.

  • @vivianaugustus10
    @vivianaugustus10 8 місяців тому

    I like how he gives the winning money to a charity instead of a person, because then it benefit everyone

  • @Little_red.
    @Little_red. Рік тому +1

    Not the furbo spotting a person in the middle of the video 💀

  • @kottonkandy0962
    @kottonkandy0962 4 роки тому +4014

    You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product

  • @gm-yb1qp
    @gm-yb1qp 4 роки тому +2702

    “Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ferferrairo
      @ferferrairo 4 роки тому +115

      that's the one that should've won!

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @audraross3012
      @audraross3012 4 роки тому +54

      I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂

    • @nickpassion123
      @nickpassion123 4 роки тому +6

      And I oop sksksks

    • @rhondab107
      @rhondab107 4 роки тому +10

      My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!

  • @thegabrielabarreto
    @thegabrielabarreto Рік тому +5

    I thought the best roast was "I know you're a doctor, but chest compressions won't save that hairline." 😂😂😂

  • @93411kishan
    @93411kishan 3 роки тому +2919

    Jerry didn't just roast you for the sake of contest you know 😂 it looks he's genuinely mad at you for not replying to his DM

    • @deepeshkumarpandey1248
      @deepeshkumarpandey1248 3 роки тому +36

      Makes sense

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 роки тому +59

      I sure hope people aren't like that, I mean DMing a stranger doesn't mean they're going to respond to you, especially if they're popular. O.o

    • @CouncilOfTheLostGoats
      @CouncilOfTheLostGoats 3 роки тому +77

      He didn't even know there was a contest.

    • @SH-io3uv
      @SH-io3uv 2 роки тому +35

      @@CouncilOfTheLostGoats that makes this whole video 10x funnier 🤣🤣🤣

  • @leilanie.5255
    @leilanie.5255 4 роки тому +2437

    “You’re a dentist.”
    Mike: laughs a little too much
    Me, a dentist: HEY!!! 😒

  • @venn9552
    @venn9552 7 місяців тому +1

    Why would anyone do this to themselves? I'm cryingg 😭😭

  • @akmalyt4789
    @akmalyt4789 Рік тому +1

    Someone: "Do You Even Speak Russian, Bro?"
    Dr. Mike: *Speaks Russian*
    The Subtitle: (Speaks Russian)
    Me: "Very Helpful Bro."

  • @teamrocketgrunts2860
    @teamrocketgrunts2860 3 роки тому +8204

    That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo

    • @tinajsews2835
      @tinajsews2835 2 роки тому +36

      Repent Jesus christ is coming back

    • @Hawk3n.
      @Hawk3n. 2 роки тому +24

      Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 2 роки тому +23

      Yeah, that was my favorite

    • @chilltok4013
      @chilltok4013 2 роки тому +9

      POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂

    • @abigaillo4623
      @abigaillo4623 2 роки тому +5

      @@tinajsews2835 amen

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +2036

    Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂

  • @user-uj5hp2nn6b
    @user-uj5hp2nn6b 11 місяців тому

    No i would never ever roast you for even a single penny, you are incredible human Dr Mike ^^

  • @Lilyslolz
    @Lilyslolz Рік тому +5

    doctor mike: actually most accidents happen 1 mile away from your house bi- ma'am

  • @Amberr_.
    @Amberr_. 3 роки тому +4268

    “I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean”
    *same man, same.*

    • @ariuskasmi4708
      @ariuskasmi4708 3 роки тому +4

      H

    • @shylaveinott335
      @shylaveinott335 3 роки тому +10

      Haha funny because it’s true!

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 3 роки тому +1

      Ye

    • @user-ml4zv4fj1x
      @user-ml4zv4fj1x 3 роки тому +20

      I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”

    • @hectorrivero2173
      @hectorrivero2173 3 роки тому

      Doctor miguel

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go 2 роки тому +4888

    Good laughs!

  • @orangewolf1093
    @orangewolf1093 11 місяців тому +1

    for anyone who doesn't know russian here's a tanslation "да, я говорю по-русски" which means yes i do speak russian

  • @yehudityishai3542
    @yehudityishai3542 Рік тому

    My grandfather is Jewish from Kiev, he wanted my father who was an only child, a doctor....but my dad fainted when they had to operate on dead bodies so he became a lawyer...he was one of the best but his upbringing was way too strict. He wasn't allowed to even play basketball, only school. My father tried the same education with me, his adhd daughter...I ended up at 12 leaving the states with my mom to live in Israel.
    You sound like such a wonderful empathic person, kudos. My dad was a self absorbed narcissist.

  • @edlopez1001
    @edlopez1001 4 роки тому +1160

    Dr. Mike:
    People: Peace was never an option

    • @tanmayjha6751
      @tanmayjha6751 4 роки тому +2

      I think this comment belongs to silence Wednesday check up video

    • @abigailthimothy15
      @abigailthimothy15 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/Y2E71oe0aSM/v-deo.html

    • @czu0o591
      @czu0o591 4 роки тому

      I wanna like but it's on 666 qq

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 4 роки тому

      Aaaargh someone ruined the 666 like
      Oh well I'll just add another

  • @Nour-op6wo
    @Nour-op6wo 4 роки тому +2294

    No one:
    Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?

  • @riotmembraneofficial1309
    @riotmembraneofficial1309 11 місяців тому +1

    Mike: On his phone completely oblivious of everything around him
    Also Mike: Gets a furbo doorbell notification and doesn't even think about checking it being the UA-camr he is

  • @user-ml7en1sc6f
    @user-ml7en1sc6f Місяць тому

    I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality

  • @thatianaoliveira1745
    @thatianaoliveira1745 4 роки тому +1629

    “You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this

  • @althea4701
    @althea4701 3 роки тому +2596

    I am the type of human being that wash hands after taking a shower. Yes, I am a weirdo.

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 3 роки тому +47

      Oh same but I wash them in the shower

    • @JenniferPinto
      @JenniferPinto 3 роки тому +52

      I'm guilty of the same thing. I have an obsession with washing my hands frequently. Even after a shower

    • @Shirly524
      @Shirly524 3 роки тому +10

      Me too 🤣👏

    • @veroniqueclemesha122
      @veroniqueclemesha122 3 роки тому +33

      I wash my hands in the shower after I am done. I mean you have to touch your butt and everything. It's gross not to

    • @michellerose7753
      @michellerose7753 3 роки тому +9

      Me too And I thought everyone did that

  • @sayhellotoamierose7598
    @sayhellotoamierose7598 Рік тому +1

    I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.

  • @user-yb6ef1ji8i
    @user-yb6ef1ji8i 2 години тому

    Hahaha! I loved this!! Question: did it hurt you to get all those roast comments? ❤😊

  • @PARAZARELLE
    @PARAZARELLE 4 роки тому +1858

    Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.

    • @naenaekillua8378
      @naenaekillua8378 4 роки тому +4

      PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...

    • @PARAZARELLE
      @PARAZARELLE 4 роки тому +2

      @@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.

    • @tugcekarabalk6046
      @tugcekarabalk6046 4 роки тому

      More like next two months.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 4 роки тому

      Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.

  • @sereracha
    @sereracha 4 роки тому +2203

    Dr mike looks like he was loving all thse roasts

    • @mrmann69
      @mrmann69 4 роки тому +10

      It's almost like a relief from everyday life

    • @georgiegan
      @georgiegan 4 роки тому +34

      He was getting tired of being complimented all the time.

    • @hairyllama
      @hairyllama 4 роки тому +4

      @@georgiegan i think so too

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 4 роки тому +2

      funny

    • @aalvarez2914
      @aalvarez2914 4 роки тому +1

      This makes me love the guy even more!

  • @OfficialGoodMannered
    @OfficialGoodMannered 3 місяці тому

    Honestly, jerry being careful who he video chats with is the right way to go! Good on ya jerry

  • @stellachamberlain8052
    @stellachamberlain8052 9 місяців тому +1

    DR MIKE IS DA BEST AT REACTING HANDS DOWN❤

  • @caseymoeggenberg9548
    @caseymoeggenberg9548 3 роки тому +1442

    I put the captions on to see what he said in Russian and all it said was: “speaks Russian” WOW