Sloppy Fights
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2015
- I wasn't gonna buy all this PlayStation Move crap, and not play another game.
Game is:
The Fight: Lights Out for PS3
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The storyline of this game is to try to get back the money that the developer spent trying to get Danny Trejo in the game.
Poor Danny Trejo. You can see the sadness in his eyes as he pathetically wiggles the controller.
ya like where the fuck did my life go I went from action movies to shitty move games
+lilminer69er He also went from being a criminal to being in action movies so I think he's still pretty happy with his life.
Christopher Whitaker highs and lows
"What the fuck am I doing with my life?"
I dont think enough people are recognizing the fact that danny trejo is doing ps move games now
He was a boxer way before he was an actor. Pretty sure he was hired for his first movie job because he could box... would have to check. But yeah, tempted to get this game just for him.
I don't know why you think that he cares enough about games to be "above" ps move games. He probably doesn't even play video games. Odds are better than not that they just threw money at him until he accepted the role, and based on the quality of this game, that's where most of the money went to.
I mean he was also Raul in New Vegas so, he might have been doing games for awhile now.
or that even in videogames he gets typecasted
He really doesn't seem to care about typecasting. Most of his early acting jobs were gained because the director wanted 'the big Mexican guy with the tattoos'.
He has been taking on damn near any acting job he could, claims it is his anti-drug. Guy is getting paid to do something he loves.
And so the "stupid fucking marching band" move was created and became the standard of all militaries in the world, as it was so effective it quickly replaced guns, knives, and bombs. The end.
The girl i left behind me
Vectress No, that's a pirate song.
Now i'm imagining whole armies marching at eachother with those moves...
It's glorious.
Bier Bart
with russian motherland music
***** that technique reminds me of old boxing games on the activision, where you've got a bird's eye view and it's just two moves, like he was doing. XD good times
Thanks Jerma, I've been taking boxing classes recently, but I was always singled out and beaten up by the other boxers; I was thinking of quitting but after watching this inspiring video, and learning prestigious techniques such as "the shit-faced vodka salesman" and "pat on the back you did a good job at graduation son," I've really been seeing improvements in my boxing skills, and even my instructor wants to learn some of my moves.
+monkz “soviet” i I believe this was a thing called "sarcasm"
Remind me to never get into a fight with Jerma.
I'll die.
Of laughter?
Calvin Li Yes. How else?
Ivan Solomon Nathan loves milk incredibly. Erotic asphyxiation.
***** Wow. You're right...
Again, remind me to never fight Jerma.
5:40
were you trying to punch fast? or is the game just set up so you move in slow fucking motion
I was swinging as hard as I could in some areas, and it still registered as "slug punch." I think you need to level up your fighter a bunch to move out of shitfaced shirtless guy mode.
***** xD
*****
I wonder if you punched extra slowly if the game would sense it as going as fast as a high-speed train
***** well that's rough
***** it's called the "vodka punch"
$5 good damage
So if I punch someone I'm rewarded with money now?
Only if you do good damage
Alright, you got it.
Just like high school
And a punch worth 10000 is vageta for over 9000!!!
vishnu caisse is that english? or anglush?
*THAT SUCKED*
T H A T S U C K E D
When you try to punch in your dreams
fascinatingly, once i did mma for about 4 years, getting very familiar with the feeling of punching, i was actually able to assault people in my dreams. 10/10 would beat back the nightmares again
@@logandunlap9156 I used to have dreams where my gun just wouldn't fire or I'd have a two thousand pound trigger pull or whatever but I did my drills obsessively for a few weeks and it stopped. I think dreams like that are from your subconscious doubts and insecurities or something
become a killing machine to never lose in your dreams again
Remember your training...
Punch the face...
Yes. Keep punching the face...
you impostor!
its repetative...
but works...
I can't remember where that's from...
Lonely Potato Definitely not from STAR_
Nurse Valentine Double.....
2:35 gets me every single fucking time
After that I literally laughed the whole video
2:30 hey! i didnt know gorbo was in this game!
I had the same idea...
The Grandman is here.
He's really slimmed down, even though he's pregnant...and a ghost.
I'm proud of him.
Gorbo is love, Gorbo is life.
Special Attack : FARTS
"Alrght you got it"
5 seconds later
"You suck"
This what Wine Guy did to earn his vineyards.
YOU GOT COJONES?!
Drunk Vodka Salesman Fighter for the next Jerma Rumble?
omg yes
how to make a playstation motion controller:
get a wii remote
add a lightbulb on the top
PS Move was a god damn amazing piece of tech for the time. Literally the only thing good to come of it was Sports Champions ping pong. I miss getting shitfaced and playing ping pong simulator 2010 with friends.
Lol
Morgan Stevens-Reidy Very few games made use of the one-to-one technology that was absolutely there when the Motion-Plus adapter came out, though. It was mostly gesture-based.
The PS Move tied with Sports Champions was brilliantly done.
What about the wii?
Severa the Wii (minus motion plus) was not very accurate at all
I mean frizbee wuz gud
I'm eleven seconds in and wondering why Danny Trejo is yelling at Jerma with two white balls in his hands.
You know you're playing a good game when the game tells you that you WILL break the game if you move a particular body part even a little.
6:15 it's official, jerma invented the dempsey roll
Welcome to the comment section, have nice cup of tea with us.
Does your tea come in purple?
Jacob Butchko Only in red my camrade.
I perfer my tea rainbow.
I want the tea of hypocrisy and some lying biscuits to go with, thanks.
Ah, yes, who doesn't love some good American Politics Tea?
I have an Unusual Burning Flames Tea.
Love how Jerma's best moves just devolve into the dempsey roll.
Jay Buffet before he owned his own vineyard
0:03 hey this is the guy from gta vc!
I love how you have to stare at this guys back folds when playing the game.
I want to "sloppy fight" Jerma, if ya know what I mean. ;)
Wowza.
You'll have to wait in line.
inb4 sterma "sloppy fight"
Pixel Leo Oh bby I'm at the front of that line.
Please. I've been waiting in that line for years.
jermas punches remind me of when my cat tries to bat at my face
6:12 Oh shit! The Dempsey Roll is out!
The movement in this game makes me uncomfortable... It reminds me of dreams I sometimes have where it feels like I'm moving through molasses.
You are my favorite UA-camr Jerma. Your videos are consistently funny and you always seem happy.
Welcome to the 301 clu-......................................nevermind.....its getting old anyways :/
and that one too… just stop. :(
So is the bizarre usage of commas in ridiculously long ellipses.
it got old the first time it was said
youraverageevilpoet There,I fixed it! Happy? :P
I ate milk for lunchfast.
Gotta go fast.
Is that...Danny trejo at the start?
Dicks out for harambe
HELL YEAH BRO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS
We have the exact same profile picture. I was so confused.
Jerma, you bring the best videos :) keep up the good work. You are awsome!
i love every one of these videos, my fav type of games with ragdolls in them
remind of the end of Metal Gear solid 4 the fight between snake and "liquid"
I've watched this video like 3 times in the past 12 hours because it's so goddamn funny
Jerma, thank you so much. I was having a bad day but your video cheered me up. I havent laughed like this for a long time. Keep up the good work man. Cheers.
best video I've seen all month. I havnt laughed as hard as I just did in a while. jerma, PLEASE make a part 2 of this game. and face cam would make it even better :3 luv ya jerma.
second opponent looks like a less depressing Gorbo Grandman
Feel like the AI characters were all ready to fight, then Jerma's character is all like "Let's dance amigo!"
This was over way too soon. So amazing...
New video from Jerma always makes my day
Oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing. Those double punches and pat on the back graduations were too much for me.
JERMA VS. TREJO
JERMA VS. TREJO
EVERYBODY SAW THIS OLD JOKE COMING
JERMA VS. TREJO
Does it mean it's pronounced "Herma"?
wish we had a jerma cam, seeing you do these moves in real life must be even more hilarious
I keep rewatching the shimmy part and it gets me every single time
get the shit beat out of you simulator 2015
Thanks Jerma! I now know how to beat up all the bullies!
It's been so long since I've laughed this hard, thankyou jerma
I like how the sound of hitting someone's body is the same as the sound that the crowbar from Half-Life 1 makes when you hit someone, also the arm swinging sounds are the same sound that the knife from Half-Life: Opposing Force makes when you swing it.
10/10 Good use of stock sounds.
The origin of Glueman's fighting career
Jerma's laugh is a national treasure
Once again you are utterly hilarious Jerma! Keep up the good work!
I hope there will be more of these I haven't laughed like that in ages.
6:15 CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE
WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE
I throw my psi in the air sometimes saying ayo I'm danny terjo
Every time Jerma uploads a video, I have to watch the Rate Movie again
I particularly like the violent tooth flossing manoeuvre seen just before the end of the video.
Danny Trejo you majestic, wrinkly beast, you will live on in my heart ;_;
+Hyaena hyaena Wait, he died?
siy202
He's dead enough on the inside
Wii Sports Boxing looks different than I remember...
Jerma you really are an inspiration to all of us, keep up the good work man, you are hilarious,great, and just down right awesome, keep up the good work!!!!!
the second round brought me to tears. 10/10 fite
Pay money for a game where your character looks like a blonde Nic Cage with a beard and you get yelled at by Danny Trejo? Hell yeah!
That Sucked!
dicks out for harambe
I laughed so hard there were tears... You made me cry from laughter, I hope your happy.
i had to pause this video i was laughing so hard!
this was a good one, thanks jerma
Even better than Mayweather vs Pacquiao.
its like snake vs ocelot all over again, but worse
Jerma, the only youtuber where I regularly have to pause the video because I'm laughing too hard.
....danny trejo is a fucking legendary actor and he took this role as the instructor....man when they say a checks a check they mean it
I've had more realistic fights in Smashbros.
And that was Kirby vs Master Hand and Crazy hand, with Master Core and then Master Fortress right after.
Then again, maybe I had more realistic fights in Wii Sports.
Then again, I had more realistic fights outsude, where you actually didn't get money until you raided the other guys wallet. Or man bag.
Murse, please, it's called a murse
GUASON Or hearse.
Or pocket
dizzy zane Real men don't use pockets.
GUASON
They use their swags.
This looks like Wii Boxing but edgy.
6:10 Jerma discovers the Dempsey Roll
Jerma, you are probably the funniest person i know on youtube, keep doing what ya do :)
I demand Web Cam
First and jerma? When are you gonna do more funny tf2 vids or gta 4 or 5
Also great funny video
well he wasn't sayin like FUCK YOU JERMA Y DON'T U PLAY TF2 OR GTA he was just asking when those kind of videos are going to come out. He even said how good the video was, I mean, i don't think he was asking for anything
Felipe Leonardo Saying first doesn't get you any charity.
A phrase I think everyone should take to heart. "Trying to defeat a troll is like trying to drown a vampire in your own blood"
Potatosaurus ayypic trol xD
***** me 2
"That sucked!" Gets me every single bloody time! I keep replaying that part about 50 times! Then I move onto the rest of the Video...
The final round shows the legendaary shark.
byeas r n this game what?
Are you tired of TF2 now too? I need some TF2 commenters from you Jerma please
he was playing since beta, which is a long time, so i wouldn't be surprised if he was getting tired of it. but just cause it's been a bit since there was a tf2 video doesn't mean he's bored of it, i think he just wanted to play something else
Well I just need Jerma to play TF2 and yeah :'C I'm sad man
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Dude shut up. He can make any videos he wants.
JacksonEbert He isn't really being a nuisance, just reminds jermas target group audience are coming from tf2 and expecting saturation of tf2 content more often than his other games.
I respect him for liking it as long as he did. I've only been playing for two years and I'm lying interest extremely quickly
This is the best channel on UA-cam to watch faded.
This really made my day keep it up: )
jerma you shonf play mincraft its funa and theres not nooobs because everyone in minecrft is cool and they do not hater on you funn becuse its big game very poular in the hispanic community and in somalia i would five it 8 out of 10 staars bcus u dont have to wait long time fot tjhe gaem to bootup like team fortress 2 and many onter games
6:35 I actually imagined a fighter doing that and I lost it XD
your videos almost kill me from laughing when im high, i had to pause the video, tapping out.
One of those guys is probably going to be in the next Jerma rumble, I can see it already.
Lol I love jermas vids they make me laugh every time
i watched this on my phone on my break and i was giggling like hell
Happy upload jermbo
the crab maneuver at the end was tactical genius
Thank god a new video
I love how just flailing around still counts as a punch
Literally rubbing it into your opponents face. Like your fist.
This might be your funniest video ever, man. I was waiting for the spinning "you ready for this?" fist followed by fakeout jab with the other hand.... that's the only thing missing. 3.5 stars out of 4.
those were some real messed up "boxing" matches.
3:11 "look at the flick of the wrist"
that was one of the most hilarious videos i've seen you uploads jerma. fucking laughed so hard.
I love how whenever the AI punches, it sounds like some shot a giant mound of meat. Whenever Jerma punches, though, it sounds like someone lightly tapping a steak.