I once had a Spanish teacher who was fluent in Spanish. The problem was…………he barely spoke English! Needless to say, we all did horribly in Spanish that year.
The only free options are the chocolate milk, regular milk, or strawberry milk. It's and extra dollar for anything else unless you take trips to the water fountain every 5 seconds.
Exactly xD like how you gonna tell someone you got the bill when you don't even have enough to pay uh, the entire bill? Like bitch just split the bill stop being the way you are, Peggy.
I took spanish for 3 years and my first two spanish teachers were hispanic and taught the class completely in english, and the third year was a white guy who was fluent and taught it completely in spanish like whaaat
Song: My son went to College the other day But I still have student loans to pay Well the checks in the mail and the Bill's are due The interest on my loans continues to accrue When you catching up dad I dont know when but we'll be filing chapter 10 yeah As I hang up the phone it occured to me my boy makes more than me He's only 23 living in my house for free
@@Savisoundman1 oh yeah, almost forgot . In bootcamp I lost my mouth guard so the instructor looked over to the sister company and saw a girl spit her guard out into the sand as I guess she was getting a new one or that one was too covered in sand. Anyways he told her to go pick it up. She pick ed it up and he told me “now go take it from her, there’s your mouth guard” So yeah. That was the day I died. If only I was alive today to tell that story to the world there would be no suffering.
10:04 as a hair stylist, I really wanna take my clippers and blend that harsh line out of the left side of this guy’s head lol EDIT: oh god, it’s on both sides...
"They gave us chocolate milk with every meal" My school didn't even have a cafeteria, we had to bring our own lunches and eat in our classrooms. People who didn't have lunches just went hungry
(Answer at bottom) That word problem didn’t even make sense. You can’t deduce the price of the meal when your only point of information is “Peggy paid 2/5 of the meal”. Yeah, Pam had $8, but she could have had any random amount of money. Is the actual solution that we’re supposed to assume her $8 is the remaining 3/5 of the meal even though it didn’t state that? Because then the solution would be that her meal was $13.33… My work shown: 8÷3=2.66…×5=13.33…
I made one mistake, I’m drinking my 2nd cup of coffee and I chose to Watch This Greatness Of Tony Baker, I remember those Old School Skool Days….Shot’Out To Pro-Wings…!!!
A teacher at my school curses a lot when he gets mad at us. Another teacher got fired because he yelled the f word a lot and the assistant principal heard him
MaybeHooper Zach you have a weird school lol. Mines not any better a teacher was just arrested for touching girls butts and asking for a students number. Teachers these days smh
I had a math teacher so dumb that during a test I got up to sharpen my pencil 1 time for each row of the scantron and memorized a row each time off the top student. He finished first and i finished 2nd and we both got As lolz
I once had a Spanish teacher who was fluent in Spanish. The problem was…………he barely spoke English! Needless to say, we all did horribly in Spanish that year.
C Ewe I once had a French teacher like that. It sucks.
I had a spanish teacher who barely spoke spanish, and english. no one could understand him. in either language.
C Ewe I once had a Russian Spanish teacher
Amber Taylor how did that work out for you? 🤔😧
C Ewe thats happening to me rn
"Nobody ever said they want 2/5 of something"
Someone also doesn't buy 12 pineapples all at once
Excuse me, I'd like to purchase 24 watermelons
OllieDaSlytherin bro I was literally just fixing to say or 24 watermelons 🤣🤣
Fuck u don’t judge me🖕
GalaxyCRaZy 01 i only did it once anyway🙄🙄
Wait for it wait for it
Restaurants ... BOOM 💥 😂
Chocolate milk and spaghetti
😂😂😂😂
Apocalypse 47 pizza and chocolate milk
I legit do that. That douche said it don't go together. That's my go to!!! Lol 😂
Makes me diabetes. Hahaha
Forget about diabetes. You know for sure you were gonna get the runs if you had PE after fun lunch...
That's not as tasty as a glass of scotch and balogna sandwich on white bread
THEY STILL GIVE US CHOCOLATE MILK EVERYDAY LMAOOOOO
Yup my school gives us a choice watter milk or chocolate milk
The only free options are the chocolate milk, regular milk, or strawberry milk. It's and extra dollar for anything else unless you take trips to the water fountain every 5 seconds.
we got strawberry, chocolate and white low fat but most of its spoiled or frozen. water is 1.25 XD
Yeah
We got milk or chocolate milk for $.50 or water for a dollar
“I went in there and said buenos dias” 💀
The dude is going to struggle with the grammar in spanish 🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit samw
i was laughing, but only 2 fifths of the time :D :D
Haha! Thanks for watching NoLeads
How the fuck did you figure out you only laughed 2 5ths of the time
Never mind I got it
1 16th of the time
The answer is $50 btw
The school buses where the worst, speed bumps and pot holes had me flying most of the time.
slothboy 889 Who cares? Just enjoy them while laughing with your friends.
That was the best part.
@@FoundWanting970 You're assuming he had friends.
Kronos DAAAAMN
You mean 2 fifths of the time
the last guy was so funny then when the video ended i got sad
I got sad when it was over too. Thanks for watching Panda Town!
That's Brent morin check him out on netflix
Panda Town he went to my high school, makes that crap even funnier
No matter how many times I watch that, I die of laughter.😂😂😂
Then head up to the back of the bus.
2 fifths of the bill had me dying.
Just goes to show u how useless and outrageous some of the shit we learn in school is
I think the answer is 12$
@@max-if5pt £11.20 I think?
Yup thats what I got. 8 into 5ths is 1.6
1.6 x 2 = 3.2
So 2/5ths of the bill 3.20
+ 8 bucks
@Werthless Drawp'out you wish
What did the world do to deserve a man as great as Tony Baker
Sabo Txge man skibbity paps for days
@@mhammadakil5372 I promise bro I was slapping my parents Cat today And I kept saying "Skippity Pap"
I know Spanish but only 2/5
Bahaha the debt song...
Lol I was dead at that point
what song was that
@@colinoneil1384 He made up the lyrics but it's based on the " Cats in the Cradle" song.
"Tell the teacher I did two fivths of the homework" 😂🤣🤣
I legit died laughing it hurt so much 🤣🤣🤣
Teacher + comedian = unemployed
Yep I just know she is going to get fired from this but it's still funny!
you litterally named two jobs she has
I can only think of Frenchy
Evan Sekleck
Feminists➡️equal rights
Feminists↩️equal reaponsibilitys
THE FRENCH TOAST STICKS!! 😂😭😭
HILARIOUS!!🤣😂🤣😂
Yay, I love Tony. Definitely one of my favorite newer comedians!
I died FROM "the chocolate 🍫 milk 🥛 was thicker than the food u ate "😂
My son makes more than me lmao
I Want Winners Produxtions what song was that a parody of?? ik i know the song but i judt can't figure out which it is
nvm i just figured out he says in the beginning, it's cat's in the craddle
That was amazing, any idea who the comedian was?
I Want Winners Produxtions that bit was priceless 😝
Perfect
i hate peggy too
Hahaha!
Fuck Peggy for real tho!
Exactly xD like how you gonna tell someone you got the bill when you don't even have enough to pay uh, the entire bill? Like bitch just split the bill stop being the way you are, Peggy.
anD PEGGY
And peggy
That last line got me, good lord.
Tony baker is one of the greatest comedian 💯
I took spanish for 3 years and my first two spanish teachers were hispanic and taught the class completely in english, and the third year was a white guy who was fluent and taught it completely in spanish like whaaat
My dad used to repeat the question progressively louder every time until I got the answer.
fuckin ptsd
8:43 great song parody
tbone81100 do you know the name?
@@SammyboyHuntz the songs name is cats in the cradle
tbone81100 yeah brilliant!!
This made me forget the misery of high school
This made you FORGET it?
My question is why the hell did u go out to eat when you only had $8
Song:
My son went to College the other day
But I still have student loans to pay
Well the checks in the mail and the Bill's are due
The interest on my loans continues to accrue
When you catching up dad I dont know when but we'll be filing chapter 10 yeah
As I hang up the phone it occured to me my boy makes more than me
He's only 23 living in my house for free
I accidentally drank someone else’s chocolate milk in schoo. I will never be the same...
What happened after you drank it?
You still alive? I have a story
@@grumpycat6429 lol, yes I'm still alive. The thought still haunts me. Let's hear the story.
@@Savisoundman1 oh yeah, almost forgot . In bootcamp I lost my mouth guard so the instructor looked over to the sister company and saw a girl spit her guard out into the sand as I guess she was getting a new one or that one was too covered in sand. Anyways he told her to go pick it up. She pick ed it up and he told me “now go take it from her, there’s your mouth guard”
So yeah. That was the day I died. If only I was alive today to tell that story to the world there would be no suffering.
Why was I dying just from the INTRO!? 😂😂😂
That last guy had so much energy that I couldn’t help but laugh hard
10:04 as a hair stylist, I really wanna take my clippers and blend that harsh line out of the left side of this guy’s head lol
EDIT: oh god, it’s on both sides...
I've watched that Brent Morin bit so many times and piss my pants every single time!! 😂😂
11:08 omfg me and my friends I'm highschool 😂
You gotta schedule those fights so you can't get a referral because it's not on school grounds
Heard that chocolate milk joke from karlous miller first. Still funny though.
omg...im a teacher, i can SO pay another kid to push the one i dont like down the stairs XD, then document it
Ur not a teacher if u say XD
jliu2003 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣📠📠📠
@Build not Destroy "2003"
The dude singing fuckin killed it😂 funniest shit I’ve seen In a while
My friends a spanish teacher
HE KNOWS NO SPANISH🤣🤣🤣🤣
wait....so fidget spinners were actually useful at least once??
Yes it was someone good to help people with ADHD and stuff like that then people ruined them
Yeah to throw away
@@LionKingProLKP no actually they only claimed that, they never proved it. Studies have actually shown that it does the opposite.
@@scoob1670 I have ADHD and it helped me just because I like messing with things
I have ADHD/ADD and fidget spinners upset me.
the very last one was too funny 😭😭 gimme the fuckin French toast sticks THROW EM LOVE SCHOOL 😭😭😂💕💕
4:00 the bill was $13.33
Did you use?
A. Paper (and show your work)
B. Calculator
C. Google
2/5X+8=X Solve for X.
Lmao chocolate milk had me in the runs😂😂😂
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious
last guy killed it ! laughed uncontrollably at "did you know he was gay "
My boy makes more than me and he's living at home only 23 absolutely amazing
I dont have kids but the 2/5ths had me 😂🤣😂
Thanks for watching!
Tony Baker is the man! squADD
The singing one had me dying 😂😂😂
The cats in the cradle bit was great
Ima 4/10ths kinda guy myself
Flyingflooku 8/20 for me
"They gave us chocolate milk with every meal"
My school didn't even have a cafeteria, we had to bring our own lunches and eat in our classrooms. People who didn't have lunches just went hungry
Homeschooling is rough man 😒
In America that's called PRISON!!!🤔😕
Peggy is gonna die alone with a lot of cats. Lmfao made my day
Fractions, Spanish, and Chocolate Milk. What a crazy combo. Works 3/5 of the time
I’m watching this 6 days before I have to go back to school by summer.
Why don't they just give out water like tf
You have to pay for it, PAY FOR IT
@@ShouXXO is water more expensive than chocolate milk
@@salehryan2906 yeah sadly
They do! It’s called the water fountain. A good source of lead.
"Whole lunch is sitting in your neck." 😄 🤣
Pfft the starting joke with Chicago public school is so freakin true
(Answer at bottom)
That word problem didn’t even make sense. You can’t deduce the price of the meal when your only point of information is “Peggy paid 2/5 of the meal”. Yeah, Pam had $8, but she could have had any random amount of money.
Is the actual solution that we’re supposed to assume her $8 is the remaining 3/5 of the meal even though it didn’t state that? Because then the solution would be that her meal was $13.33…
My work shown: 8÷3=2.66…×5=13.33…
Which is a super weird solution because it’s an infinitely repeating number of cents...
This is why you don't get invited to parties. Dude, its just a joke.
No Peggy's rude no one likes Peggy
@@TheBeatKeeper The guy says that was the word problem, he wasn't making it up. 3:17
Kevin Benoit has 0 friends but one day he goes to a comedy club and doesn’t get a joke cuz he’s thinking about dumb math problems
The "Cats In The Cradle" remix was epic.
The cats and the cradle remix is a masterpiece.
I'm gonna tell my dealer I want 2/5ths of an ounce now
I made one mistake, I’m drinking my 2nd cup of coffee and I chose to Watch This Greatness Of Tony Baker, I remember those Old School Skool Days….Shot’Out To Pro-Wings…!!!
Tony killed it!
Love the guy that sang his joke!!!!❤❤❤
The whole thing about the chocolate milk in the begining of the video is so true😂😂 i hate the school lunch
That second lady cursed a lot to be a teacher
MaybeHooper Zach who cares my teacher has slipped multiple times
A teacher at my school curses a lot when he gets mad at us. Another teacher got fired because he yelled the f word a lot and the assistant principal heard him
Biased for Moonbin my assistant principal was fired for touching a girls crotch and my history teacher was fired for dragging a kid across the ground.
MaybeHooper Zach you have a weird school lol. Mines not any better a teacher was just arrested for touching girls butts and asking for a students number. Teachers these days smh
Biased for Moonbin dang what type of school are you in I’m in middle
Yooo the 1st guy was funny af hahaha he was spitin facts
This made my day! 😂😂
Haven’t got to the 2/5 part yet, but I’m guessing it’s gonna be funny🤷🏼♂️😂
I love Tony!
Last one was the best 😁😄
I had a math teacher so dumb that during a test I got up to sharpen my pencil 1 time for each row of the scantron and memorized a row each time off the top student. He finished first and i finished 2nd and we both got As lolz
😄. If one has a great memory, school is easy.
I carry a cheat sheet of question and answers in my jacket’s pocket .😉😅
@@ghostform9100 I dropped out soon after so it didn't really fuckin matter lol
we would walk out of her class to go smoke lol. The only class you could literally just sneak out and back in lol
@0:30 I beg to differ. That school milk hit different..
I remember scheduling a fight at the bus stop before school. Fight lasted like 2 punches and we were cool again. lol kids get over shit so fast.
"Write 'no one likes Peggy'."
Hamilton fans are quaking.
I did lose till the student loans bit, that ish took me out 😂😂
This last one got me😂😂
Opening joke: chocolate milk doesn’t match with spaghetti.
reading out loud overthinking in class. jesus christ. brought me back.
Yo the last guy at the end. he had me in tears. XD hahaha "wana go to the movies? No i Have a boyfriend, yea me too." LMAO hahaha
I'm the type of guy who loves watching comedy but don't laugh but still enjoys.
Holy fuck that portion of the “asking a girl out in highschool” the girls are ruthless
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I started to cry when 2 fifths of the video ended
That song was hilarious 🤣
last guy was the best! 😅
Last guy was the best
Im so tired!!! Lmao that last dude had Rollin
I love Brent. I was watching him the other day, hilarious
A few kids left behind 😂😂😂
THE PENCIL SHARPENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLASSIC, SO TRUE!!🤣😂🤣😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
The like is for the bit with Don Friesen. Fucking brilliant.
Lol that fresh lick part was hilarious. I use to hate that shit 😂
2:50-4:41 Don't miss it. The 2/5 joke is amazing!
that big brothers big mothers shit got me dying 6:30
Back to school isnt cool
You're cool, Dijar! Thanks for watching!
Lol the last one was funniest In my opinion
The lunch ladies would burn our cheese for our cheese burger and the I feel like they boil the bacon
Once he said Chicago Public School I KNEW it was gunna be good like everything was SO TRUE lmfao
Lol I love this guy funny af