My heart sank when he sold the Trebuchet instead of using it alongside the anchor for the synergy, but it turned out that pain was just weakness leaving my body
@@t-mo7079probs due to the condescension emanating from him regardless. He’s stupid and vapid, with the attention span and memory retention of a toddler. Then has the audacity to get mad when chat calls him out. Then he proceeds to use bully tactics to beat them down. Will def be trying to catch a livestream to put him in his place
I have no idea of the timeline at this point. Sometimes he's played ranked. Sometimes he hasnt. Sometimes he has a new vennesa skin. One time he had a new pig skin! it's all very confusing
That's why the tech is to look at the description because it tells you when it was filmed or streamed. This is from the 13th apparently, so idk where it fits in the timeline since I haven't looked at the other vids, but there IS a way to solve this devious ARG.
As an avid Vanessa player, I would advise those who choose the extreme pivot play style to take a look a early bronze skills. Vanessa has a few scaling skills that can aid the mid to late game and help you scale your weapons without put to many weight on them, therefore making the pivoting style smoother. Look for: Arms Dealer health scaling; Iron Sharpens Iron dmg scaling; Inexorable crit scaling (starts at silver); any other skill that gives dmg to positions or x sized items is great too. And that's how you paint your sheep red. Also as highlighted in this vid always fight Tent City Mayor for the chance of getting Augmented Weaponry. It just goes crazy with wide small weapons
It's 20XX, humanity is on the brink of extinction. It all started when the Dooleys rose up against us. Their monitor lizards poisoned the earth and their rays burnt the sky. The pigs couldn't buy and sell enough to survive. Now only the Vanessa's are left. Our ammo is low, we are now just hoping for the devs to save us before it's too late.
Holy shit, NL mentioned the Baer screenshot on stream today too. He really did forget that he already said it, and it was even in the day's video. Now that's cinema
@@thisismywill Icons indicate something. If the icon for upgrading is always the up arrow, having one or two random things that also use the up arrow can falsely excite people...
32:50 I love how a ray build with led lights and duct tape (both staple meta items for dooley) is honourable style just cause it doesn't have monitor lizard or a freeze ray (which would do nothing to NL's build cause he has no small items), lmao Also wait until he learns what the chrono barrier does. (Also also freezing monitor lizard does nothing, cause its poison effect activates regardless)
@TheLucidChiba dooley is surprisingly fun to play imo. I do find my dooley builds also all end up looking quite similar and there's too much (small) items you just always (want to) take.
@@wavewithus4081 yeah it's a fun character but having cool LEDs and the rays being strong AND being small, bronze, non-weapon (other than alpha ray), items makes the builds very samey. They're items you almost always want on your end game boards and you can almost always find them within the first couple days
16:21 Anchor with two fast weapons to proc Trebuchet would've been nice but he sold it.. I feel like he's too quick to make these big changes without properly reading through the items. 31:51 Missing the Fiery Musket to buy a bucket. That hurt my soul.
When Survivor first aired, 1 million dollars could buy you 4 or 5 nice houses is southern California. Last year a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom FIXER on my block sold for 1 million dollars.
You should do more Factorio with friends! Not only are there now great vanilla+ and QoL mods like being able to remote control vehicles rts style, and they also released an insane space expansion! When you get off planet, not only do you have to make a successful space station. And defend it, but also colonize other planets each with their own aliens and rules. Like for example one is a volcanic planet, and imo the coolest one, there's a barren planet with no native iron. Instead, the entire planet is like one big city, and you make mobile scrapyards to deconstruct the buildings for materials!
Wait so is it a trebuchet build? Or is it a cutlass build? Wait no, maybe an anchor build? No no no, it’s a hasted katana build. Maybe it’s all of them?
@@evinroen6401 It's a shame because the game is wonderful and I love watching it, but there really only is like a set of 5-10 items that he's willing to run with. Idk if this'd be solved by balancing or whether they just gotta add more content, but I hope the pog content well won't run dry too quickly
Has a cutlas with double attack and does not need ammo which would make the treb go off constantly. Instead uses the gun with 2 ammo so he can justify an ammo skill that gives one ammo. The gun can never be reloaded and runs out of ammo almost immediately.
words of a man who has not played this game… vanessa fights are usually won with speed not sustain and that 1.5 second cooldown difference is way Way more important than a cutlass which won’t get a chance to go more than 3 times anyway… i paint my shit red…
Local boat arsonist yet to be caught. Police: "Every time we think we have a lead, he pivots."
+2
Holy +2
Elite comment +2
+2
You should know, they're a bit of a legend on the 'Lago
My heart sank when he sold the Trebuchet instead of using it alongside the anchor for the synergy, but it turned out that pain was just weakness leaving my body
+2
When he one day internalizes the fact that trebuchet charges on haste, it'll be like finally removing the weights and revealing his true power level.
Every video is a 50/50 of NL crashing out or making the most OP build ever seen.
Either way, the Type A chatter seethes - this is the illusion of choice
That's pretty much Vanessa tbf.
Kinda just how the game is honestly.
Literally Babe Ruth
@@t-mo7079probs due to the condescension emanating from him regardless. He’s stupid and vapid, with the attention span and memory retention of a toddler. Then has the audacity to get mad when chat calls him out. Then he proceeds to use bully tactics to beat them down. Will def be trying to catch a livestream to put him in his place
I have no idea of the timeline at this point. Sometimes he's played ranked. Sometimes he hasnt. Sometimes he has a new vennesa skin. One time he had a new pig skin! it's all very confusing
Its one of those time-traveler movies where you need to recreate the storyline with the bits and pieces you get
Time is a circle, it's all just pogs.
His love for clamera is the only thing that stays consistent
That's why the tech is to look at the description because it tells you when it was filmed or streamed. This is from the 13th apparently, so idk where it fits in the timeline since I haven't looked at the other vids, but there IS a way to solve this devious ARG.
Where's the bootleg bazaar playlist to help us historians
Baer posting a monitor lizard. Is so funny to me. You know it delt psychic damage to NL
I paint my Dooley red, and I don't use Monitor Lizard
People who don’t know: 😅
People who know: 😱
13:49 tip for B1&B2, sell unwanted items before going to the shop so you only get upgrades you want.
NL: "Sometimes the pig doesn't even have a weapon"
Yeah, but not all Jamilians are pacifists, bro. Educate yourself.
only a fool would try to scale a dog
I deceive my ship red, but not all dogs are pacifists.
plus tuah
The pig in the street, scaling his beast, don't wanna hear the bad news. Imagine his face, shelter with haste, barely getting a bronze win
@@Ivoler239🤮
@@CountFab+2
27:17 ants explaining why they love candy
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As an avid Vanessa player, I would advise those who choose the extreme pivot play style to take a look a early bronze skills. Vanessa has a few scaling skills that can aid the mid to late game and help you scale your weapons without put to many weight on them, therefore making the pivoting style smoother. Look for: Arms Dealer health scaling; Iron Sharpens Iron dmg scaling; Inexorable crit scaling (starts at silver); any other skill that gives dmg to positions or x sized items is great too. And that's how you paint your sheep red.
Also as highlighted in this vid always fight Tent City Mayor for the chance of getting Augmented Weaponry. It just goes crazy with wide small weapons
thank you, sense!
'off book like Ding Liren' is a sick line
It's 20XX, humanity is on the brink of extinction. It all started when the Dooleys rose up against us. Their monitor lizards poisoned the earth and their rays burnt the sky. The pigs couldn't buy and sell enough to survive. Now only the Vanessa's are left. Our ammo is low, we are now just hoping for the devs to save us before it's too late.
"Dance with the one that brought you"
when is he gonna be the one choosing his prom date instead of being chosen
Maybe he did choose, but he had to hitch a ride. Poor man burned his boats, so he's got no way to get to the dance.
that quote is about prom? damn I thought it meant like face danger head on
The Bazaar is so addicting, both to play and to watch. Please don't stop playing this!
Holy shit, NL mentioned the Baer screenshot on stream today too. He really did forget that he already said it, and it was even in the day's video. Now that's cinema
Can they fucking change the icons already so it doesn't look like you're getting to upgrade an item but it's just giving an extra poison??
Try reading, mayhap
@@thisismywill true
@@kingxerocole4616 no game changes unfortunately, dev team been on break for December till early jan
@@thisismywill Icons indicate something. If the icon for upgrading is always the up arrow, having one or two random things that also use the up arrow can falsely excite people...
Ya the icons are bugged, they often swap around from what they should be. Presumably will be fixed eventually
See that walk, plank it
NL is really funny his off book ding liren joke absolutely hit
Guys this is embarassing but I forgot why we were out lol? Anyways i'm feeling like squabbling with nobodies rn so i'll go do that
Did you paint your ship red? Hopefully didn't actually use paint...
We’re out to walk our plank, not paint our balls with red
my shit red
For +2 weeks now I'm afraid
7:14
Vanessa : My fight isn't with you! But, if you insist...😏
Pyg : 💪🐷
I paint my morning routine red
The anchor always hitting for 120% of the enemies max health was crazy! Good build~
Got winonaryder and winryder in back to back vids damn
32:50 I love how a ray build with led lights and duct tape (both staple meta items for dooley) is honourable style just cause it doesn't have monitor lizard or a freeze ray (which would do nothing to NL's build cause he has no small items), lmao
Also wait until he learns what the chrono barrier does. (Also also freezing monitor lizard does nothing, cause its poison effect activates regardless)
Waiting sort of patiently for the day he actually tries Dooly and learns how he works.
@TheLucidChiba dooley is surprisingly fun to play imo.
I do find my dooley builds also all end up looking quite similar and there's too much (small) items you just always (want to) take.
@@wavewithus4081 yeah it's a fun character but having cool LEDs and the rays being strong AND being small, bronze, non-weapon (other than alpha ray), items makes the builds very samey. They're items you almost always want on your end game boards and you can almost always find them within the first couple days
Love that he put this build in the pool so Dooleys can get screwed on their last combat.
The adderall and chatgpt bit had me rolling.
3:54 this is one of the most neurodivergent anecdotes from NL in recent memory
Let's go, heteronormative king, order that beer you don't like
Anyone else up watching they old slay the spire vids from 7 years ago to stave off the withdrawal symptoms or just me?
that kid at 17:05 learned more about actionable advice in this video than his mom ever taught him.
NL going "girl... the boycott" @ Baer is just so funny to me, I can’t get over it
27:18 the local group of tiny children describing their favorite candy
Being able to have a peak night when everyone is drinking and you're not is sigma. Reject the beer.
16:21 Anchor with two fast weapons to proc Trebuchet would've been nice but he sold it.. I feel like he's too quick to make these big changes without properly reading through the items.
31:51 Missing the Fiery Musket to buy a bucket. That hurt my soul.
Running a 7 second cd handaxe that gives weapons +9 damage was actually diabolical.
we're vanessa guys, of course we paint our boats red!
we’re nl viewers, of course we already know nl will take silver katana and run trebuchet
We're Bazaar guys, of course we go Katana right off the bat
“The U.S. dollar is 1.5 to the Canadian dollar.” Bro has it wickedly twisted around
When Survivor first aired, 1 million dollars could buy you 4 or 5 nice houses is southern California. Last year a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom FIXER on my block sold for 1 million dollars.
NL forgot about winter meetings. Mets, yanks, dodgers love to win at Xmas.
The one time you want tiny cutlass from veteran octopus
>anchor thumbnail
>nice
>check inside
>augmented weaponry video
I am so far down the backlog pipe, this one is from 10 days ago and the guy in it is from however many days prior to actually releasing the video.
My motto every time my game crashes or I get dooley’d is just “it’s in Beta”
I’ve never felt more betrayed by nl than when he insulted michigan
To be fair, I don't really think he was wrong lmao. Windsor being in the forefront just cus it's across the Ambassador is a pretty big giveaway
7:42 me cheering on my physics teacher when he is demonstrating how to fill a 7ft bag in one breath
SHE'S out to dethrone a KING! not to sqaubble with anyone
27:19 ed edd n eddy be like
Watching NL play the bazaar is a lesson in patience that i dont know if im gonna learn
LETS GOOOOO take that dooley nation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When this video went live, he was live telling the same story he told at the beginning of this video.
You need to be stout maxing when drinking beer, oatmeal stouts, milk stouts, it is practically health food.
The haste vs. charge metaphor was kinda sick with it.
Everytime a Bazaar video drops a coin flips and the UA-cam comments hold their breath.
The bubble blowing gumball chewer has logged on
I do think he should have considered that octopus skill after the crit enchantment. He had time to get some small items for sure.
The nft jokes are always good
you ready for this, exit to desktop
Were Bazaar guys, ofc we watch in 2x speed to tell the other type A guys, were safe with this one
Got my first 10 win with Vanessa. Thank you Egg.
pogged up huge at the end
You should do more Factorio with friends! Not only are there now great vanilla+ and QoL mods like being able to remote control vehicles rts style, and they also released an insane space expansion!
When you get off planet, not only do you have to make a successful space station. And defend it, but also colonize other planets each with their own aliens and rules. Like for example one is a volcanic planet, and imo the coolest one, there's a barren planet with no native iron. Instead, the entire planet is like one big city, and you make mobile scrapyards to deconstruct the buildings for materials!
haha you are crazy if you think he would ever do this
Wait so is it a trebuchet build? Or is it a cutlass build? Wait no, maybe an anchor build? No no no, it’s a hasted katana build. Maybe it’s all of them?
See that upload? Watch it
The million dollar prize from survivor is nearly $1.9M adjusted for inflation. Might as well round it up to an even 2.
Bro says Dooley like it's a racial slur from the 18th century
Take a shot everytime he says dually
WINDSOR MENTIONED
31:35 gulliver on the island of lilliput
all red, no paint
Ding Liren mentioned!!!!!
Hey NL, freezing a monitor lizard does almost nothing because it does not apply it's poison through its own cooldown/use.
I've played a handful of runs in this game. Only run I beat was with monitor lizard. Sounds like I was right when I thought that card is busted
I don't know how many more times I can watch him get the scaling dog skill and not build any muti-cast weapons ever and stay a sane woman
I've lost my sanity long ago to his misplays haha, it's something you learn to love or love to hate.
Also, love ur profile pic!!
NEW BUILD ALERT!
We're here to dethrone a king, not to squabble with nobodies amirite fellas?
Why is he so scared to upload Ballionaire?
Idk how other people feel but kinda think it's run its course.
@@vettemaster1996I’m starting to feel like the bazaar has run its course, every run is the same now and he never gets better…
@@evinroen6401 It's a shame because the game is wonderful and I love watching it, but there really only is like a set of 5-10 items that he's willing to run with. Idk if this'd be solved by balancing or whether they just gotta add more content, but I hope the pog content well won't run dry too quickly
@@evinroen6401Wait until the robot
Cause he's all cannon, No ball...
I’m a bit of a legend on pelago
If 100k people is a city then there’s 34 just in Texas
Yo Jakarta mentioned, where's my Wkwkland brethren at?
20:29
lesson's from NL
been awhile since i heard someone mention fadc
Someone give me context. I swear I saw the opening clip on tiktok like a week ago
i'm starting to get annoyed for him at these monitor lizards despite having no interest in ever playing the game. it's getting ridiculous!
i've been gone for a while for reasons. where is SAP?
The first Vanessa had 999 gold.
that's a bug, I think it even happened to NL during one of his first runs.
Why having + 5 ammo for your 1weapon when you can have +1ammo for every weapon and just use 1?
because he had 4 weapons lil bro? the 5 ammo wouldn’t have applied…
you can find the apology form online
Pog
12:00, 2:41 The opponents have 999 gold, that normal?
JAAAAAAA!!!
Has a cutlas with double attack and does not need ammo which would make the treb go off constantly. Instead uses the gun with 2 ammo so he can justify an ammo skill that gives one ammo. The gun can never be reloaded and runs out of ammo almost immediately.
words of a man who has not played this game… vanessa fights are usually won with speed not sustain and that 1.5 second cooldown difference is way Way more important than a cutlass which won’t get a chance to go more than 3 times anyway… i paint my shit red…
Get me away from December 13th vods😩😩
Bought the clear bag from kislux to go to a concert. It was GREAT! Breezed through security and wore it as a crossbody so I could dance and groove!!
Never been first, WE RIDE AT DAWN
Why is he so angry at dooley? All he is doing is winning against it lately.
Anyone have a free beta code?
Yeah
Here you go:
5f0f8a6c-4841-4bb4-8d80-3bf6d98618b8
i love Pyg but he's so ass compared such a feast or famine character
New litmus test: "X shits on Dooley"