He got the 32,000x scope (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @adaxfro
    @adaxfro 17 годин тому +642

    Just put the paint on the ship lil bro

    • @SickOfItAll1988
      @SickOfItAll1988 17 годин тому +49

      Painting in straight lines

    • @ohmree
      @ohmree 16 годин тому +77

      not paint
      those who know 🤫

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 16 годин тому +15

      But I'm out of paint?

    • @assonoso
      @assonoso 16 годин тому +36

      I don't use paint big bro

    • @samanthagiraffe3088
      @samanthagiraffe3088 16 годин тому +15

      No need, ship's already red, and she didn't even use paint

  • @Typecrafters
    @Typecrafters 17 годин тому +462

    honey wake up it’s time to watch nl take clamera

    • @Kurobeau
      @Kurobeau 8 годин тому

      yoo get the camera. oh no

  • @blickwickel2459
    @blickwickel2459 9 годин тому +147

    Thanks for doing the appearance on the Hololive stream, The Coughing Baby Award Show. Ceres Fauna, a big fan of yours and also us viewers really appreciated that. Subbed!

    • @KB_13247
      @KB_13247 8 годин тому +15

      yea came here to echo this. also it was hilarious! hahaha.

    • @ChozotheBozo
      @ChozotheBozo 6 годин тому +7

      The Venn Diagram of fans are real happy today

  • @monki2945
    @monki2945 15 годин тому +264

    33:00 Not even trying Silencer flamethrower really made me understand type A chatters to a degree I thought I was mentally ILL

    • @Drwildy
      @Drwildy 15 годин тому +31

      Nothing is worse then when he didn't use the rewards card on his diamond shelter....

    • @matisowagm
      @matisowagm 13 годин тому +54

      Him not critically evaluating new opportunities in the bazaar, balatro, etc. is what awakens the type A in me. I mean come on, he knows that buffed flamethrower would be good, so at least look at the board, even if briefly. Also, often he gets rid of an item because after he puts it in the stash, it no longer is buffed from other items and skills, so when he looks at it, he thinks it's worse. Memory of a pufferfish.

    • @sexhaverhassex165
      @sexhaverhassex165 10 годин тому

      ​@@matisowagm If you released 3000 Isaac videos, you'd do the same and enjoy the variety while it lasts

    • @Kurobeau
      @Kurobeau 8 годин тому +2

      ​@matisowagm that is maybe a blunder of the game. forgetting that board buffs only present themself for board items is maybe bad information presentation by Bazaar. making no excuses for NL tho, hes cooked himself too many times. hes a yugioh player for sure the amount of reading he is incapable of doing

    • @RydWolf
      @RydWolf 7 годин тому +8

      @@Kurobeau Many of the Bazaar's buffs are positional, so you could really only show the board-wide buffs on items in the stash, and that wouldn't be fair to the positional buff items. Plus, I think if they had stashed items showing board buffs you'd have some people be confused on why their items aren't getting buffed when they put them on the board.
      Besides, this is _Northernlion_ we're talking about here. UI design can only help so much.

  • @bakudo26
    @bakudo26 14 годин тому +105

    The Flamethrower is really good and fun if it ever pops up in your runs again. It doesn't do much damage to start, but it's using damage as a burn engine rather than for its own sake. It's easier to increase an item's damage than how much burn it's doing, and for the Flamethrower that all then becomes burn. If you had put it next to your Silencer for example, you would have had an item doing 32 burn on proc, which was twice what your buffed up Lighter was doing even at the end. Any other relevant damage perks or damage buffing sellables would increase that further, and upgrading the Flamethrower makes it do twice its damage in burn.
    Apologies if this comment is too presumptuous, I saw you often say how you wanted chat to be more clear with why something was good and bad so I tried to do that.

    • @OmegaA1000
      @OmegaA1000 12 годин тому +1

      The flamethrower sill takes up 2 spots and takes 6 seconds to go

    • @afromaniac-4146
      @afromaniac-4146 10 годин тому +9

      Rare type D chatter?

    • @kamelontti3926
      @kamelontti3926 4 години тому +1

      bro did not take any chances getting flamed up by the egger

    • @mrlama1993
      @mrlama1993 Годину тому

      Tbf he couldnt really afford to put damage scaling on anything but the sniper

  • @teag8302
    @teag8302 17 годин тому +135

    Just put the Dooley on the plank bro

  • @cameron5693
    @cameron5693 15 годин тому +80

    Flamethrower silencer would’ve gone craaaazy damn I wanted to see it

    • @dolphinbj1629
      @dolphinbj1629 3 години тому +2

      Sorry brother we got katana trebuchet, we got crow's nest cutlass, or we got sniper build. Pick one and take your damn seat.

  • @jeremy.N
    @jeremy.N 13 годин тому +25

    33:10 not even putting flamethrower on the board to see it gain the silencer boost actually hurt me mentally and physically.

  • @ZeketheZealot
    @ZeketheZealot 16 годин тому +105

    ~17:00
    Listen, I’m an AGGRESSIVE anti-capitalist socialist. I hate banks, insurance, and for-profit healthcare/education, and in a perfect world homes would not be seen as an asset-class investment but as a human right.
    Ryan’s still right on this one. Mortgages are the single least harmful and predatory loan that exists, and if timed well and cared for can lead to the only effective way for the middle class to generate actual wealth.
    Houses are currently way too fucking expensive though

    • @axelnils
      @axelnils 15 годин тому +2

      Houses are expensive because of how good mortgages are, it drives up demand.

    • @justsomewater339
      @justsomewater339 15 годин тому +27

      Axel gets an f
      -2

    • @ZeketheZealot
      @ZeketheZealot 15 годин тому +16

      @@axelnils
      Speaking purely from anecdotal evidence, the number of live-in owners vs investment rentals is skewed more towards the renters. While the favorable terms of mortgages has increased demand (and therefore price), I’d argue that at least in my area, the multiple-home owning landlords are causing more of an issue through artificially restricting supply and “market rate” rent hikes.

    • @dftp
      @dftp 13 годин тому +8

      ​@@axelnilsNot really in the vast majority of cases. The main reason why housing is expensive in most places is because of mass-landlordism, either through individual landlords or retail companies and conglomerates owning a shitton of housing and keeping it empty because they only sell or rent for as high a profit as possible, driving up prices due to the created artificial scarcity of housing (there are much more empty apartments than homeless people in the US because of this behaviour). If housing was a human right instead of a commodity to be traded, we could build purely by demand/need of use and keep housing cheap but that's not happening under capitalism. If you want to see how effective socialised/public housing can be, look to Vienna, where even though only about 40% to 50% (low in absolute terms but massive relative to American cities) of housing are socialised/public housing (called Gemeindebau or Gemeindewohnung = municipal housing) renting prices are some of the lowest in the entire world (I believe about €500 to €600 on average for an average sized apartment last I checked), and this is the capital and most important city in the country, Vienna is basically the New York of Austria when it comes to importance and density. And these are also good quality houses btw, certainly not worse than privately rented housing. There are of course other things to consider when it comes to housing prices but the key to affordable housing is making it a public good and not a profit-driven commodity.

    • @jamieloomas347
      @jamieloomas347 12 годин тому +1

      the houses got expensive bc mortgages came to be seen as the reliable investment par excellence bank-side.

  • @nickb8126
    @nickb8126 16 годин тому +43

    See that plank? Shit’s red.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 5 годин тому +1

      +2 but no ball

  • @MRMarvLPs
    @MRMarvLPs 17 годин тому +61

    Im too addicted to watching nls bazaar videos when I never even touched the game that I watch them just after release

    • @kiiyo8842
      @kiiyo8842 17 годин тому +14

      its so bad im about to drop 30 buck on the damn videogame

    • @fedorkochemasov4533
      @fedorkochemasov4533 16 годин тому +12

      And you just know it that when the game goes f2p you won't be playing it because you got bored

    • @Karppaguy
      @Karppaguy 16 годин тому

      The open beta (free play) is coming very soon in January if you can hold off until then ​@@kiiyo8842

    • @shigerou16
      @shigerou16 12 годин тому

      ​@@fedorkochemasov4533they're gonna release more heroes, should keep things fresh

  • @josephg2332
    @josephg2332 10 годин тому +8

    33:30 i love this sequence of "do we slow? We don't slow" straight into "we sell docklines". Sounds like you did in fact slow

  • @AgentVector13
    @AgentVector13 8 годин тому +18

    You know why I’m here, all thanks to this true sapling

  • @cl0k3
    @cl0k3 17 годин тому +40

    Mmmm yummy repackaged vods I have already ravenously consumed

    • @Twizzler300
      @Twizzler300 17 годин тому

      You do know some of these runs are YT exclusive right?

    • @zentenium
      @zentenium 16 годин тому +13

      @@Twizzler300 the point is that he can repost and I'ma still watch em cuz yummy mmmm

    • @tb4076
      @tb4076 12 годин тому +4

      No joke, i feel like ive watched this particular run at least 3 times. I may have a problem.. on the other hand yummy yummy slop mmm

  • @Sonian018
    @Sonian018 17 годин тому +26

    my reaction when NL takes clamera cutlass crows nest for the 20th video in a row: Cinema

  • @otkare
    @otkare 14 годин тому +19

    him popping off on chatters for saying "read x" and never explaining why he's angry at them is just what I come to these videos for.

    • @CthulhuBut2FeetTall
      @CthulhuBut2FeetTall 13 годин тому +13

      NL cursing no child left behind when a chatter said something stupid was cinema.

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio 13 годин тому +8

      Chat is right on that aspect. NL tends to read shit diagonally and completely forgetting 2 seconds later what it does, of course people will tell him to read what the damn item does again.

    • @nicolasvidal92
      @nicolasvidal92 10 годин тому

      His stream, his rules

  • @LukeyPookieG
    @LukeyPookieG 16 годин тому +13

    Some of the best one-liners of his career in here

  • @5012khgia
    @5012khgia 10 годин тому +28

    series fauna⁉️🗣️

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 5 годин тому

      Why so Ceres (Fauna)?

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 16 годин тому +10

    I’m sad he had all this early burn and still pivoted to sniper instead of more burn

  • @whizthesugoi
    @whizthesugoi 15 годин тому +18

    18:30 "DON'T RUSH ME THIS IS NUANCED", he says while screaming only his side of the argument
    this streamer is quite pog

  • @ZZalles1
    @ZZalles1 17 годин тому +33

    Land legs make you paint your shit red; you use paint.

  • @deancaracho9542
    @deancaracho9542 4 години тому +2

    Fauna's going Graduated next week...

  • @bracerkum69420
    @bracerkum69420 14 годин тому +6

    See that Dooley? Paint it red.

  • @takicowiezeniewie
    @takicowiezeniewie 17 годин тому +24

    We're the bazaar guys of course we comment seconds after the video is released

  • @markstacey7127
    @markstacey7127 17 годин тому +9

    We’re vanessa players of course we go solo weapon crows nest

  • @aki0123
    @aki0123 8 годин тому +3

    Thx for th apperance in the ceres fauna event ❤️

  • @lunarl1ly
    @lunarl1ly 17 годин тому +16

    we’re dooley haters, of course we throw out ad hominems left and right when we see a monitor lizard and 20 rays

  • @A_person90210
    @A_person90210 15 годин тому +4

    6:29 “I really find his streams so cozy”

  • @TheRamenRider
    @TheRamenRider 7 годин тому +3

    thanks for doing the video for Fauna!!!

  • @adissentingopinion848
    @adissentingopinion848 17 годин тому +6

    ship paint plank walk straight cannon no crew ball inspire

  • @hugefan3735
    @hugefan3735 12 годин тому +2

    Him selling the flamethrower is a type A chatters 9/11

  • @lord_ravenn
    @lord_ravenn 16 годин тому +3

    Wish we could have seen the hasted musket crit stacking burn but thets big backseat energy, a dub is a dub tho

  • @MistaZiggy
    @MistaZiggy 14 годин тому +1

    The rogues are like any other supervillains because they’re PROFESSIONALS. You’ve got gangsters, you’ve got empowered weirdos with chips on their shoulder but you so rarely get anything like The Rogues a union of working Supervillians.
    That and they often fight the most dangerous guy on earth with their wits and their home made science projects. They’re the best of the biz

  • @ScarcelyLucky
    @ScarcelyLucky 11 годин тому +2

    10 Bazaar videos in a row.

  • @EpicxNerd73
    @EpicxNerd73 17 годин тому +4

    praying to see NL sweep the floor with all the Dooley's

  • @sp0ck1p
    @sp0ck1p 2 години тому

    I find that when I'm here for the gameplay, I watch NL's youtube, and when I'm here for the banter, I go to Librarian. Good thing I got a code for The Bazaar so I can understand it, and have moved from The Librarian back to NL. All part of the cycle.

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 42 хвилини тому

    "Legally I'm not allowed to sell weapons, but here's a silencer and a weapon in a bucket"

  • @jessepeterson6694
    @jessepeterson6694 6 годин тому +4

    Greetings Northernlion. I come with sincerest gratitude on behalf of the Vtuber rabbit hole for you have blessed the nature mother Ceres Fauna with your appearance. The Saplings would also extend a hand of gratitude for this deed for we of the rabbit hole desire nothing short then to spread our prayers and the gospel of virtual worldwide. May you continue enjoying you gaming and may the shining light of vtubers keep you empowered.

  • @mattbreidenbach
    @mattbreidenbach 9 годин тому +1

    It was on sight in this stream holy moly. Back to back to back to back roasts

  • @SPCNY88
    @SPCNY88 10 годин тому +9

    A true sapling

  • @mrpoepoe
    @mrpoepoe 3 години тому

    As someone who works at a casino, NL's gamblers hot take at 49:54 is so true. Most people have a problem and the few that are actually there for fun and with money they know they're going to lose are so much better to interact with.

  • @dracoultimus9514
    @dracoultimus9514 14 годин тому +2

    Has NL said if Slay the Spire is gonna return or did Bazaar kill it?

  • @citratune7830
    @citratune7830 11 годин тому +1

    4:33
    nl the based math enjoyers are here to tell you that you actually did more than 3x the efficacy of that item because burn is more like a combination of n(n+1)/2 and some math about how damage earlier > damage later.

  • @notreevesplays
    @notreevesplays 2 години тому

    49:50 i thought he was talking about something else for a quick second with how he started that... lmaoo

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 2 години тому

    Slowing one item for 3 seconds instead of stacking the most burn and then not even seeing what flamethrower looked like on the board is just a different level of pain for a guy like me

  • @russmeiklejohn
    @russmeiklejohn 11 годин тому +3

    Off the back of the mortgage comment. No one should own 2 houses to rent one and live in one. People having somewhere to live should be a market to profit on. Context I’m an accountant who owns my house. Land lords are scum

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 5 годин тому

      Owning two houses isn't the big problem, people living from rentism and companies buying up entire neighborhoods to profit off of is the issue. Direct your anger at the biggest target first, comrade.

    • @filipsichrovsky
      @filipsichrovsky 4 години тому

      That's correct. No one should ever be able to move or smoothen out attachment to a place by renting.
      Everyone has to get a free house from the government at 18 and live there for the rest of their life slaving away at the same 9-5.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 3 години тому

      @filipsichrovsky Your brain is so rotten by capitalism that you can't comprehend a living style other than 9-5 officework, huh?

  • @holofandw
    @holofandw 9 годин тому +5

    Hi fellow northern Sapling

  • @Gabu_
    @Gabu_ 6 годин тому

    18:00 I think one of the main reasons NL has this outlook (and it's perfectly valid) is that in his part of the world, housing prices go up at breakneck pace, so the mortgage pays for itself over a fairly short time. In places where housing is either largely stable, or devaluates slightly, it wouldn't seem as good of a deal.

  • @Hamisg
    @Hamisg 17 годин тому +15

    Sniper rifle

  • @Relhio
    @Relhio 14 годин тому +1

    My man's talking about the meta like he's Challenger or Masters, meanwhile he isn't even Bronze.

  • @Unterhosegotti
    @Unterhosegotti 15 годин тому +5

    Slay the spire is dead guys. It was a pleasure...

  • @GrandWizardBingus
    @GrandWizardBingus 13 годин тому +1

    The molding i got when he got rid of flameflower

  • @jakehr3
    @jakehr3 7 годин тому

    Mortgages are definitely the best loan you can get. No other individual loan allows you to build equity so effectively. Personal loans only give money, credit cards only give lines of credit, and auto loans build equity into an asset that loses 50% of its book value as soon as you drive it off the lot. Mortgages otoh not only let you build equity into real estate, but the value of that equity will almost certainly be even higher after you are done paying off the loan than the original principal. It's insanely consumer friendly and is large part of how the middle class grew so large in the 20th century: the invention of mortgage loans.

  • @radarhead82
    @radarhead82 12 годин тому +1

    Does "just put it in the bag lil bro" feel weirdly mean to anyone else or is it just me

  • @n0mad385
    @n0mad385 3 години тому

    So cute watching NL play them casino games. Hope you win the jackpot!

  • @streat2992
    @streat2992 2 години тому

    Its so miserable being a ballionaire enjoyer in the timeline where hes hyper fixated on bazaar

  • @MrultiPaul
    @MrultiPaul 14 годин тому

    We're Bazaar guys, of course we become type A when NL doesn't even try flamethrower silencer.

  • @CocoTheTortie
    @CocoTheTortie 15 годин тому +2

    42:57

  • @KilTurtle_
    @KilTurtle_ 16 годин тому +1

    I wish I had someone fighting for me the same way NL fights for this game

  • @Steven-up2gy
    @Steven-up2gy 9 годин тому

    Egg: dont crit me, dont crit me
    *gets crit*
    Egg: he did not crit me, big mistake

  • @jacobadderley2643
    @jacobadderley2643 12 годин тому +1

    Tenacious D bit got me good 😂

  • @I_EAF_19882
    @I_EAF_19882 5 годин тому

    This game causes him to present his criminal psychotic facet

  • @ianloasby3833
    @ianloasby3833 Годину тому

    Come on now, this is 10 straight bazaar videos bro.

  • @jonaderjona5805
    @jonaderjona5805 15 годин тому

    See that straight line? Move in it.

  • @BigSchim
    @BigSchim 9 годин тому

    Another NL run, another, "Flaming Cutlass would go crazy here." with 2 chances to get and 0 flaming cutlasses.

  • @mattisuber222
    @mattisuber222 15 годин тому +1

    He ignored the diamond figurehead which would give 300 dmg to his sniper 😭

  • @jimmyproton9901
    @jimmyproton9901 9 годин тому

    White boy STUNS waiter by ordering in PERFECT Jabalian pacifist dialect

  • @Nsxeel
    @Nsxeel 10 годин тому +8

    Thanks for the Fauna vid bruv. A true sapling.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 6 годин тому +6

    Came here from a certain baby show, thank you for giving happiness to our mother nature for the last time 🫡🫡

  • @knynewest
    @knynewest 15 годин тому

    Am I wrong I swear I've seen this video at least once before, if not twice. It might just be librarian or does NL re-upload videos?

  • @I2ed3ye
    @I2ed3ye 15 годин тому

    DON'T RUSH ME, JERRY! THERE'S NUANCE ON THIS!

  • @Felix-Orion
    @Felix-Orion 13 годин тому +1

    Just put the clamera in trebuchet little dooley

  • @whitestnativeamerican6184
    @whitestnativeamerican6184 7 годин тому

    This is not the Greatest Bow in the World! No, this is just Jabalian…

  • @BCfightan
    @BCfightan 16 годин тому

    Doesn’t knee brace need to be on your board in the pvp fight to get the extra hp?

    • @arlanengin6904
      @arlanengin6904 16 годин тому +2

      Yes, but there is a strat where you can put it on your board when you use permanent cooldown reduction items for the reduction to be boosted.

  • @batcarpet1225
    @batcarpet1225 17 годин тому

    Last time I was this early pufferfish was more dominant than dooley nash

  • @mattcowin2479
    @mattcowin2479 9 годин тому +1

    Ballionaire😢

  • @octave38
    @octave38 16 годин тому

    nl seemingly has never heard of the subprime crisis

    • @kamikazey_force8423
      @kamikazey_force8423 16 годин тому

      Yeah but didnt that happen because the banks miscalculated the risk and were far too generous with handing out mortgages? Doesnt that feed into NL's point? Or am I thinking of something else?

    • @SCh1m3ra
      @SCh1m3ra 15 годин тому

      ​@@kamikazey_force8423
      Subprime mortgages got packaged together into Mortgage-backed Securities. Pitched as a safe investment that returned gold in spite of their foundation being muddy at best.
      These MBS's became a money-printing scheme for banks, allowing them to establish loans that they wouldn't have to eat the losses on nearly as bad.
      This became a significant portion of the market and interest rates correcting the market proved too inconvenient for the investment class, banks, and John q. Public to bear.

  • @mangoinc.3128
    @mangoinc.3128 17 годин тому +1

    Who up painting they ship? 👀

  • @RosemaryCemetery
    @RosemaryCemetery 7 годин тому

    My mind exploded when he skipped silver cannon

  • @artemka6815
    @artemka6815 5 годин тому

    holy, thats 10th bazar video in a row

  • @CarIosRollo
    @CarIosRollo 16 годин тому

    back at it again

  • @MrultiPaul
    @MrultiPaul 14 годин тому

    It probably sucked ass, but the end was the perfect oppportunnity to try the ray lighthouse pivot full burn

  • @madisonking8057
    @madisonking8057 9 годин тому

    I about had an aneurysm wstching him try and place the spyglasz

  • @Expochant
    @Expochant 15 годин тому

    If I play Dooley but refuse to take rays or lizard am I a bad person?

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas 17 годин тому

    Is it merry christmas? Or happy holidays? What day is it?

  • @connorbell5030
    @connorbell5030 16 годин тому +1

    Your aren't gonna wanna hear this I know you hate dooli (idk if that's how u spell it's name) but we need big streamers to use and abuse the broken stuff so the Devs prioritise fixing it

  • @Llewellyon
    @Llewellyon 9 годин тому

    9:15 My ship is brown, but I don’t use paint.

  • @dandydoodlebob
    @dandydoodlebob 12 годин тому

    all ball, no illionaire

  • @zerrus8781
    @zerrus8781 15 годин тому

    Jabalians made you pacifist, you paint in straight lines

  • @baysiderolla
    @baysiderolla 17 годин тому +3

    frame 1 nl watchers wya

  • @zen6455
    @zen6455 16 годин тому

    How can you paint something without paint?

  • @red0death1
    @red0death1 16 годин тому +2

    Just jumping in the comments to say fk Dooley

  • @A1phaz0ne
    @A1phaz0ne 15 годин тому

    This releases next month, January 2025, right?

    • @shineczek3803
      @shineczek3803 15 годин тому

      Nope, they pushed it back to February at the moment.

  • @batteryeater99
    @batteryeater99 6 годин тому

    I may have to understand the bazaar

  • @Thynatos
    @Thynatos 14 годин тому

    wheel was so bad here its insane

  • @mrbeexxx8488
    @mrbeexxx8488 9 годин тому

    Any chance if gor tume play planet coaster 2 if not i understand

  • @BobbyJohnson-n4u
    @BobbyJohnson-n4u 7 годин тому

    They should have named Vanessa Hum.

  • @shinwaffle767
    @shinwaffle767 17 годин тому

    can't wait for nl to take clamera! oh man I love it when he does that!

  • @Fishyalex
    @Fishyalex 16 годин тому +1

    All ship... No paint! Hahaha

  • @usagin0te
    @usagin0te 13 годин тому

    You tuahs are all the same, you hawk in straight lines