@@sn5806 Bro are you fr looking for expert gameplay and ended up here? If this is your first time watching NL, I get it, but you have to be trolling if otherwise
Is this not the new patch? Havent watched all the way but the thumbnail had heal = to weapons damage and the first fight was vs an aquatic vanessa Edit: ah yeah there was a cove at the starter picks even though they took out large items
@@blueknightcraze6766nah there’s no recap/replay and the patch ver is old. He’s still got a backlog since new patch + he was sick on patch day so they may not get released.
Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 8 times this run He took it 5 times (62.5%) 1 time he took Bronze-tier, 4 times he purchased Gold-tier In total, he ate 5 Bronze and 20 Gold chocolates, spending 40 gold on chocolate throughout the run Eating chocolate gave him 650 flat health. After percentage health changes chocolates gave 600 max health (17.6% of final health) Notes: NL patently refused to reduce the cooldown of his Submarine this run, other than giving it haste. A bold strategy.
worth mentioning 33:53, where he goes for chocolate instead of the guaranteed 200 max health, while not having any items or skills that benefit from buy/sell
NL having a brain aneurysm, removing lighter so he doesn't have an item eating charges, then immediately try to replace lighter with another item that would eat charges.
He fights the Phoenix and then determines the trebuchet is worse when his trebuchet enabler got a +3 second cool down because of the scope and then roasts the guy who told him to do it
23:48 closing words of the ghost of an adventurer you communed with to get crucial information on your quest to defeat an evil undead that plagues the land
I watched all of these videos and then tried The Bazaar for the first time today and didn't win a single combat in 3 games, I will never be a type A chatter ever again
32:00 this guy doesn’t know what spyglass does smh. And then he confidently slams the guy who suggested putting trebuchet when it 100% was the correct option.
The order doesn't matter with this board composition. Treb doesn't care about adjacency. Whenever any of your weapons get used or any of your item gets hasted, treb will charge. He also doesn't have any skills that are affected by item order.
Hey @nl was using your videos to bike to for a while in the morning before lunch/ work (start after lunch), just putting my vote in (if not inconvenient) for an earlier upload time for the next round of uploads! Would just prefer it personally but I yeald to you / the algorithm, thanks if this somehow gets to you!
I did some impromptu research at a school I went to. Over a period of some weeks, I found that close to 40% left their stalls after a (presumed) number 2 and went straight out. Hardly scientific, but I have to say that after that I never touched door handles in that place, and I'm not even close to a germophobe. If there's one thing you can count on in life, it's that people will routinely blow your mind, primarily in a bad way. F... I've blown my own mind in bad ways, but at least never did I not wash my hands after circling Uranus looking for Klingons.
Guys i dont know how to tell you this, but in 2008 i saw Vanessa at home depot buying red paint :(( never meet your heroes I guess
could be for her house. its really just the ship she paints red but doesnt use paint
it was 2008 man, she couldn't afford the alternatives. Cut her some slack.
Oh yeah, well I saw Vanessa last week pillaging a blood bank.
She was painting the place she keeps the tyrants gold smh my head
Oh, of course cancel culture is coming for Vanessa now.
The first thing you hear when you reach the pearly gates: Call that Bazaar 1. And then we'll reload the game.
+2
+2 life really is just an NL stream marker
slash marker me
Please mister please, don’t make me paint my shit red
I'm gonna make you paint your shit red, and I won't use a paint brush
I’m just a poor boy. I can’t afford any paint!
Those who know:
and you can't youse paint
We won’t use paint
Ignoring the +3 burn at 19:40 turned me evil bro. Im entering my evil arc
Went looking for this comment, it hurt me irreparably as well
As someone that's watching for expert gameplay I'm lost.
Especially because he got excited seeing cinders on the refresh.
Edit: happy chat informed him and he “lamented his mistakes.”
type a chatter
@@sn5806 Bro are you fr looking for expert gameplay and ended up here? If this is your first time watching NL, I get it, but you have to be trolling if otherwise
We are still in the 1.0.1870 timeloop y'all we may never see the new patch
Is this not the new patch? Havent watched all the way but the thumbnail had heal = to weapons damage and the first fight was vs an aquatic vanessa
Edit: ah yeah there was a cove at the starter picks even though they took out large items
@@blueknightcraze6766nah there’s no recap/replay and the patch ver is old. He’s still got a backlog since new patch + he was sick on patch day so they may not get released.
@@blueknightcraze6766 description says it's from december 26
watch the vods then
The backlog to the backlog to the patch that’s just begun
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 8 times this run
He took it 5 times (62.5%)
1 time he took Bronze-tier, 4 times he purchased Gold-tier
In total, he ate 5 Bronze and 20 Gold chocolates, spending 40 gold on chocolate throughout the run
Eating chocolate gave him 650 flat health. After percentage health changes chocolates gave 600 max health (17.6% of final health)
Notes: NL patently refused to reduce the cooldown of his Submarine this run, other than giving it haste. A bold strategy.
Has he ever taken silver chocolate ever? Seriously never seen him take it
@@matthewklementowski6742you're either rich enough for gold or poor enough for bronze
@ He has not taken silver chocolate from eating contest in an analyzed run.
You are my god
worth mentioning 33:53, where he goes for chocolate instead of the guaranteed 200 max health, while not having any items or skills that benefit from buy/sell
you know, it is funny... he took out the lighter for just a second and immediately nose dived
19:04 When your friend asks you if you've taken your wife to the beach this summer
A chuckle from me
That's a big +2 in this household, I'm afraid.
14:57 Sims when they greet eachother
+2
11:22 Watch the ghost of chocolate past or whatever mind jack into him
How does she get her ship so red? Truly amazing!
I don’t think it’s paint
Don't tell him...
Those who know
It's gotta be a really really good paint, and lots of it!
PIRATES HATE THIS ONE TRICK
31:26 Roman commander teaching new soldiers how to make a shield wall
+2
NL having a brain aneurysm, removing lighter so he doesn't have an item eating charges, then immediately try to replace lighter with another item that would eat charges.
maybe a silencer?
We're patient guys! Of course we wait for the pre-patch videos to go live before the post-patch videos do.
He fights the Phoenix and then determines the trebuchet is worse when his trebuchet enabler got a +3 second cool down because of the scope and then roasts the guy who told him to do it
14:51 Homer Simpson muttering about his boss at the power plant
this would hit at the boomer comedy show
I want so badly for a chatter to get called out by NL for being wrong then just reply with "you're so stupid".
He might literally explode.
It always amuses me every time NL immediately sells coolant than dies to a duley going burn
"TEMPO WE NEED YOUUUUU"
-VOD date 26-DEC-2024
NL flipping my ballsacks withe the the suboptimal placement of his board
forcing the sub into a burn build and then swapping everything around except the sub when it’s not working was so funny
damn bro you're hella funny you should comment more often
23:48 closing words of the ghost of an adventurer you communed with to get crucial information on your quest to defeat an evil undead that plagues the land
+2
Vanessa wouldn’t be talking about painting her ships so much if she wasn’t constantly burning her boats
We've had droughts in Texas where we've been told to "only flush when necessary" id love to see NL dealing with this type of regional policy
40:14 i paint my clothes red, but i don’t use paint
We're Bazaar guys, of course we pronounce bolas as bolis.
Another Bazaar run? Oh Mr. Sheffield you shouldn’t have
The reason people don't wash their hands is the same reason people don't wear seatbelts. The reason: someone tells them they have to.
30:56 JK Rowling advertizing the 6th book
Are you watching on 10x speed?
@@kingchicken2319 built differently I'm afraid
Only like a month left until we get the new patch videos or something probably for a fellow such as myself
We call it The Samsara of 26, famously after The Samsara of 20.
Vanessa’s lines are always like “my arakis my dune.” And dooley’s are just “beep boop mf.”
Tawk Huah be like : I’m wakin’ up, y’all. Good mornin’!
We're back log guys, of course we watch content from 19 days ago that we already watched on the Librarian's channel 19 days ago
Mocking yourself sounding an awful lot like your Hawk Tuah voice 😂😂😂 22:30
Adele when asked to elaborate on her hatred for the rain
33:45 skill testing question #1: what substance do we use to paint our ships?
I paint my crew red, so the paint won't see me bleed
Hey quick question, what kinda paint does she use? Her ship is so red!
Toes who nose 👃🏻 ->
7:00 for a second my heart believed he was going to try magma core. Alas it was not meant to be.
Vanessa x Behr collaboration color: I can't believe it's not paint!
I love seeing a Dooley on screen, NL on lethal and only 1 minute left on the video 😮💨
we are balatro guys ofc we camp here
I watched all of these videos and then tried The Bazaar for the first time today and didn't win a single combat in 3 games, I will never be a type A chatter ever again
32:00 this guy doesn’t know what spyglass does smh. And then he confidently slams the guy who suggested putting trebuchet when it 100% was the correct option.
Guys out there using the new Bluetooth sinks
Imagine buying items in the game called the bazaar, nah id rather get chocolate.
Usher circa 2004
we're guys! of course!
I swear if he keeps pronouncing Bolas wrong, I'm gonna be painting my ship real soon.
only one bazaar video for the day! jesus wept
someone help me, @13:20 is it better to have the order be katana, trebuchet, submarine?
The order doesn't matter with this board composition. Treb doesn't care about adjacency. Whenever any of your weapons get used or any of your item gets hasted, treb will charge. He also doesn't have any skills that are affected by item order.
He just said on stream that Bazaar won't be coming back for the foreseaable future :(
You should be aware of this but I'm rather renowned on Pelago.
Have you heard of Matt Anderson?
Probably won’t see the new patch till Feb at this rate
Guys I finally know how Vanessa paints her ship red without her using paint, turns out she pays pyg in chocolate bars to paint it for her
We're bazaar guys...
Sheffield mentioned pog
2.9 is half of 4.3
26:34 what did he mean by this
Why are we still getting games from last week's patch
Lighter on the left... it doesn't matter but it's not aquatic 😂
I paint my discoloured tip red
One day we will see the patch..
go watch the vods
LA fire department be like:
We're
He only pissed
I wonder what percent of NLs audience listens only?
She wears red and she doesnt paint her ship?
Me when im ellie goulding
Smh just got destroyed by NL with the 1.0.192 Vanessa meta build
31:26
Hey @nl was using your videos to bike to for a while in the morning before lunch/ work (start after lunch), just putting my vote in (if not inconvenient) for an earlier upload time for the next round of uploads! Would just prefer it personally but I yeald to you / the algorithm, thanks if this somehow gets to you!
I did some impromptu research at a school I went to. Over a period of some weeks, I found that close to 40% left their stalls after a (presumed) number 2 and went straight out. Hardly scientific, but I have to say that after that I never touched door handles in that place, and I'm not even close to a germophobe.
If there's one thing you can count on in life, it's that people will routinely blow your mind, primarily in a bad way. F... I've blown my own mind in bad ways, but at least never did I not wash my hands after circling Uranus looking for Klingons.
Well I wash my hands before I make business on the toilet since I do not want shrooms to grow on my shroom 🤣
Man, when did the zeitgeist shift towards joe rogan being right wing??? Theres no way the left has become that delusional.
Got my first Perfect Victory today, just wanted to thank Mr Lion for introducing me to this game.
We're slay the spire guys
Lack of new patch has led me to nearly give up UA-cam slop entirely, please NL save me