Quarantined with Norm Macdonald (ft. Adam Eget)

Episode 1. Norm and Adam Eget.

[@hexicdragon3094]

"Remember when it was in China, and it was just funny?"
How I didn't realize just how much I needed Norm in my life again until now.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

That bat has a lot of well wishers.

[@peterholland82]

Fuck you

[@zztopz7090]

That was Adam, and we need them both.

[@hammypie]

@@peterholland82 calm down it’s a joke

[@samuelwoods164]

The best part of the Virus has been the recent activity on Norm's UA-cam channel.

[@dfuller81]

For me it’s been the crippling, soul-crushing respiratory pain.

[@samuelwoods164]

@@dfuller81 I only like that part OK.

[@actualideas8078]

Samuel Woods yeah you can tell that norm is making jokes, but knows this is going to lead to serious s***. Like martial law and the loss of our liberties.

[@oldnick4707]

@@actualideas8078,
Holy fuck!...and I'm usually kinda perceptive.

[@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson]

@@actualideas8078 you must be fun at parties

[@ThomasJakobMusic]

A VERY moving moment here is when Norm makes the bat joke (1:29) and right after he says "bat" you can see in his eyes that he just knows that it will crack Adam up. They knew each other so well and their friendship was so genuine.

[@Moonlightgraeme]

“You know what I stopped eating... bat!” Classic Norm. I’m going to miss him, RIP Norm.

[@BarfyMan_362]

So it took an actual pandemic to get this podcast back together....sort of

[@ridiculousfishr9812]

I'm not sure if it's worth it. But I'll guess we'll have to wait until the first full episode to make a judgement.

[@loganrocksmith362]

Or so the GERMans would have u believe ..

[@kostasdiamantopoulos9606]

Stallin was worse though

[@ModeratelyAmused]

@@kostasdiamantopoulos9606 Well I don't know if you know this .. but the Germans, started a war ... with the WORLD. ..... twice Edit: and it was actually close!

[@westerling8436]

worth it

[@gustoonz]

Please become a part-time UA-camr, Norm.

[@ColombianThunder]

Never thought I'd see you here

[@YesIKnowSillyName]

Ayyy, Mr Bus Jackson!

[@DeAngelo77]

Wow. I knew you were a good guy, but I never thought I’d see you on here, Gus. But Norm is too much of an old chunk of coal to be a UA-camr.

[@ryanricke2247]

*full time

[@JR-hi9bu]

Go away

[@jcee6886]

Norm has finally caught up in age to his persona.

[@superkick5699]

i love how norm always changes his age when hes asked how old he is

[@compoflask6262]

Super Kick exactly, one year you ask him and it’s 59, the following year it’s 60.

[@superkick5699]

​@@compoflask6262 i appreciate the joke but he gives conflicting ages every time he's asked. the podcast was 2013, he said he was 60 then. In his recently filmed stand-up he said he was 68

[@Julien987]

@@superkick5699 he's 60 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Macdonald

[@elizabethwarshawdantonio3609]

Exactly! Ha!

[@Sam_T1021]

It hurts every time I hear them talking about getting the podcast going again

[@Triumph2024.]

yes, it sucks.

[@agentexodus8891]

I was thinking the same. Still hard to believe it.

[@basedandchristpilled]

WHY DID YOU BRING THAT UP I FORGOTTTTT

[@CesarMBazanSaavedra]

I prayed he survived the covid, guess he did

[@lothlab9]

Do you think maybe they filmed some episodes before he passed?

[@captainLoknar]

"I'm not gonna share his number. That wouldn't be fair"
*Shows his number to the camera*

[@mmm6325]

Hes 68 dont be too harsh...

[@lbdeuce]

why are 75 percent of youtube comments just a regurgitation of a the content or a quotation therein? Three of the four first posts are retards just repeating what we all just watched seconds before. i hope people start becoming embarrassed by how mindless this is and stop. maybe im a big fucking idiot but i like it when comments are comments people have and not a transcription.

[@MrNintendo36]

lbdeuce seem fun at parties lol

[@EnlightenedRogue24]

lbdeuce - Maybe? 🤔

[@Juanaponymous]

@@lbdeuce bill burr sort of mentioned this talking about those annoying denzel memes people post any time some obscure actor is trending on twitter

[@tomdoe566]

Glad to hear Norm is safely quarantined.....deep deep in his closet

[@eljay2008]

Tom Doe LOL

[@edwardh1003]

He's not nearly as deep in the closet as Andy Richter the Swedish-German

[@4thworldwilderness390]

It does make for a good soundproofing for a podcas-...
Wait, you mean he likes other men? 😂😂😂

[@the_traveling_man4284]

@@4thworldwilderness390 what are you talking about the guy said norms deep in his closet

[@GolfTool]

young vet tha trucker it means he doesn’t own a dog house.

[@milesfinnch7348]

Six minutes of Norm talking on his couch beats any late night tv shows on the old antenna tv.

[@ikejugend]

Can’t help but pronounce “tv” in my head the way Norm did

[@SeanLBurns]

@@ikejugend the tEE-vee!

[@juliusholm4772]

Norm looks good considering how close his couch is to his fridge.

[@Nfl360]

😂

[@NOU-iw3gb]

Why are norm videos always filled with such witty comments?

[@zztopz7090]

@@NOU-iw3gb Humor is contagious.

[@NOU-iw3gb]

@@zztopz7090
That's mostly not the case in other funny videos or those talk shows that are supposed to be funny. Norm fans, I've found, have a certain way with words lol

[@peterrabbit1054]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Moha-fl6sb]

I find it hard to believe I’m actually watching comedy from Norm Macdonald’s UA-cam channel

[@zachpalmero1356]

We all find it hard to believe that we thought you would work

[@overclucker]

Not gonna lie, I had a double take when I saw it's not Im Not Norm.

[@David98004]

@@overclucker Me too dude, I guess I'm not Norm is not Norm.

[@malenotyalc]

Very true. When I think of Norm Macdonald, comedy is the farthest thing that comes to mind.

[@essjayschwingle6981]

@@malenotyalc You dirty dog!

[@TurboSixxSpeed]

We dont need Adam's number...we know where to find him.

[@DemoDick1]

123456789040670 I hear his rates have dropped in light of the current economy. So bring the normal $15, and a few friends.

[@obviousstraightguy]

Good, steady work.

[@AztecMC1]

.05 cents a man

[@Yikum24]

The resolution is shitty but the number is facing us the whole time lol

[@CoB_Castro]

Queensboro Bridge

[@jackolini]

"Tom Hanks Disease"; reminds me of Christopher Moltisanti's quote on The Sopranos, "You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?"

[@doctormarbles24]

"You're gonna make that stupid joke everytime that comes up?"

[@asapnickybars4693]

Does it remind you of the joke I made weeks ago on the soprano channels community post?

[@Heather.C.ButterflySage]

An old SCTV joke from the way back machine, Lou Gehrig.

[@bornanagaming3329]

Norm died from Norm Macdonald's diesease

[@skipads5141]

Even Adam didn't know Norm had cancer. I can't imagine the shock he had.

[@AM-qw8zd]

“Are you actually healthier now?” Sure he had some inclination

[@HOTD108_]

Has Adam made any public statement about Norm's passing? I haven't heard anything yet, but I don't have Twitter so maybe I missed it.

[@absurdrhino]

I'm pretty sure Norm told a few people he was close with, in his podcast when Tim Allen was on Norm was being goofy and Tim said "well you certainly feel better" regarding Norm's health and Norm shouts "we WEREN'T supposed to talk about that"

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

@@HOTD108_ Yeah he posted a really touching tribute on Instagram. They were obviously very close.

[@Wayfsmitt]

@@absurdrhino He didn't know. Apparently Norm had ran off to the bathroom to throw up and was originally going to not do the show but he ended up feeling better. So clueless to the reason, they were just laughing over the fact he had been sick, that's why everyone thought it was funny.

[@sgtpecker07]

Adam Eget is going to bring this economy back $15 at a time.

[@flyinpigmusic331]

Gonna render some services

[@RyanJ504]

The most stimulating of economic stimulus.

[@wheremashrimps]

Better than Richtor, word is he's doing it nickel by nickel

[@shapes9495]

💀

[@juanisaias8308]

"You know what I stopped eating...? Bat!"
Ok this is going to the favorites.

[@flyinpigmusic331]

But started eating the Impossible Bat

[@BK-sb6ro]

Flyin Pig Music Problem solved

[@dahawk8574]

Funniest outbreak joke I've heard to date. Impossible.
That might even be the best Norm McDonald joke I've ever heard.

[@CaptainBlaine]

It took me a second to get the “Impossible Bat” reference. Then as usual, I burst out laughing at Norm’s joke

[@Amado119]

That is a favorite?!

[@damienlobb85]

Even as he was fighting a battle he was still such a caring, beautiful soul. R.I.P

[@anonnona6940]

That fucker fought it to a draw

[@TheKasher]

"I won't share his number. That wouldn't be fair."
Turns his Adam's phone number toward the camera.

[@Sixstringman]

People still need handjobs.

[@crabsackmccringle1687]

Whoops, stole your comment

[@JXY2019]

I love how Norm has inside jokes with his audience

[@dudedurham]

Right now all jokes are inside.

[@johnbecht3158]

dudedurham BABOOM! poo pow ping!

[@wingnutofcoolness]

Gets his hand sanitizer under the Queensboro Bridge.

[@malenotyalc]

Norm just wants to be inside as many people as possible. It is how he gets off.

[@mcrawsers]

@@malenotyalc I heard he liked to turn off the lights and lay on top of a lady.

[@ibrahimkennedy317]

I hope this podcast going again is serious. I will watch religiously.

[@malenotyalc]

As soon as the casinos open back up, Norm will be busy.

[@khester7397]

@@malenotyalc Your next boyfriend should be an English teacher.

[@ibrahimkennedy317]

@@khester7397 Well that escalated quickly.

[@Lot_2023]

😂

[@hugh-johnfleming289]

Normatology? Dianormics? He could go non-profit and wear flowing robes...

[@kylesunshine2731]

Norm just showed us Adam’s phone number.
Good thing no one on earth wants to call him.

[@mariogonzalez1540]

I do

[@redacted2275]

But isn't this how we make an appointment under the Queensboro Bridge to meet him?

[@jakeguy6050]

@@redacted2275 no you just show up. There was a line of 3 people last friday night!

[@jakeguy6050]

@Grant Hesseldine he offers payment plans for those that cant afford the hefty price.

[@olsmellyknuckles9653]

@@jakeguy6050 one nickel each week for 3 weeks

[@amillerfull]

If anyone finds this useful to help maybe explain why he kept these things such a secret. His brother revealed he had acute leukemia. I'm a doctor, and when I first heard he had cancer for 10 years, I said there's very few cancers you "have" for 10 years (you either successfully eradicate it and are "cancer free," though maybe unlucky enough to have recurrence several years later; or you succumb to it in a draw and die within 1-2 years of diagnosis). When it was announced he had something for 10 years, my mind immediately went to leukemia (which was later confirmed when I saw his brother as quoted as saying he had leukemia). Either that, or they misspoke, and he had recurrence of something he had treated 10 years ago. If I were a betting man, or a professor of logic, I'd put my money on that Norm carried for several/most of these 10 years a fairly indolent, not immediately life threatening form of chronic leukemia. Many types of chronic leukemias are monitored for several years and not expected to be immediately life threatening. Some aren't even treated, while others are put on low level daily pill which is a chemo of sorts, but nowhere near as side-effect driven as the heavier chemos the public is used to hearing about (cancer comes in all different shapes and sizes and "chemo" is highly variable as to its intensity and side effects one cancer to another). The danger of these types of cancers is on rare occasions, they can transform into "acute" leukemias, which can happen literally overnight (or seemingly) and the bone marrow starts to burn out and churns out all kinda of messed up cells and you can get drastically low blood counts, predisposing to overwhelming infections in an immunosuppressed state unable to fight things off. Their blood counts are often too low to even receive chemo which can lower the counts further (but is ironically also their only chance of buying some time). These patients can get hospitalized quickly and can get very, very sick. Before this happens, they could have lived fairly normal lives despite having a (chronic) "cancer" diagnosis. I suspect him not sharing the diagnosis with many people for most of those years is explained somewhat by his perceived seriousness of it, which he correctly understood wasn't a death sentence. He may have transformed to acute leukemia in the last year or so (certainly looks very pale--likely anemic--in many of these recent videos) and may have started undergoing more intensive chemo treatments. Or it could have been really sudden just in last few months, or even acutely shortly before he passed. Not sharing the information after his disease had progressed, however, may have been a combination of it being so acute that he was still processing it, not realizing how sick he was, having some acute turn of events in the hospital where is demise looked more imminent, or just Norm being Norm. I suspect he was hospitalized when texting Bob Saget "I love you" a week before he passed.

[@squorly]

Thank you

[@denverdubois5835]

I think you're correct about the Saget text because in the news, Norm's brother Neil said that Norm went into the hospital in August and just never came out.

[@JobberBud]

Because the light was on.

[@PearsAreOkay]

You sir, are a smart man. I'd even venture to say you're one of those book-types. You know those kind? The ones that like to read a lot? Yes, sir, a book-type...

[@glennmalpassart]

@@JobberBud I heard that in his voice 😂 😭 😂

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Really cultivating that "old chunk of coal" look.

[@hugh-johnfleming289]

Well, I can't get to the barber now for a decent shave so I am using the dog trimmer. Looks kinda like that, this old hood ornament.

[@evvignes]

He definitely needs to take a shave.

[@preventablesuffering6239]

he looks like santa recovering from meth addiction

[@corykent7]

@@preventablesuffering6239 : hahaha! Wow, how sad. Ive scrolled through so many comments now, and this is the first one that's actually funny.
What the hell is going on?

[@chudyrobert4788]

this just really shows how funny adam is and how well he played the idiot character on the podcast. can;t wait for it to be back

[@tuttosalve8352]

Fr my thoughts exactly

[@eurasian55]

They really compliment each other. I like his laugh too 😅

[@blindwhy]

Well to be fair, anyone would always seem to be smarter and funnier when the character they were regularly playing is a Holocaust denier.

[@marrchy2682]

another great comment from adam igrits alternative account

[@YouzACoopa]

Hes not much of a sidekick by god, but hes one hell of a good guest!

[@jbholmes99]

Norm's house looks like a suite at Days Inn.

[@peterrabbit1054]

😂😂😂😂

[@devo076]

It IS the Days Inn.

[@peterrabbit1054]

@@devo076 😂😂

[@teresaf991]

Assisted living personal quarantine? Is that an emergency call button behind the couch.

[@d475]

@@teresaf991 It appears your observations were correct

[@AslanW]

The more I learn about this Corona guy, the more I don't care for him

[@repairdepartment5918]

Right? Who does that to Tom Hanks?

[@ub2bn]

... seems like a real jerk!

[@crystalpepsi415]

At least it's not a Hypocrite

[@dc656]

And its attacking...the world!! Where does this Corona guy think he's from, Mars? You fucking think you are from Mars, Corona?

[@redacted2275]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey, this Corona fella is a woman, and she sings: ua-cam.com/video/OnT58cIJSpw/v-deo.html
She's not funny, though.

[@CasperLD]

Next guest: Quentin Quarantino

[@grasshopperplus8318]

Sup bitch?

[@Bigearleofficial]

Doesn’t want to share his number, proceeds to immediately point his screen with Adams number to the camera

[@Nightowl-wp6fv]

Thats the brillance of norm

[@caplinGrey]

I was scrolling to find a comment about this.

[@gromitpesley]

Ethan Earle what part?

[@7cooty7]

So what is it I cant zoom in

[@lanomano1154]

@Kevin Votaw probably not

[@Allan_Melon]

Man, when I watched this last year I was thinking he didnt look that well, if only we knew , under all that pain he was always smiling on the outside not to worry us. A true legend, never to be replaced

[@danyt3670]

Fuck me too ….

[@CGBalla1014]

“If only we knew”…
What are you implying? What would YOU do differently if you knew before knew?

[@walterlippmann6292]

for the last few years when i saw new norm stuff, i would think "he got old quick", but i wouldn't think about it more than that. some people age slow, some age fast. whatever. i guess i didn't want to dwell on it too much because i really love his comedy, and you don't really want to think about your favorite people getting older and changing with time. but now it makes sense.

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

Cancer will do that to you. It will beat your ass.

[@deb9806]

@@TheRubberStudiosASMR i wonder if in a small way he was hurt that some really didn't "see him". Maybe didn't care, made it easier, but I imagine conversations with family were like, "He never said a thing about my looking like shit" "That's good".

[@a.a.1245]

"I think it's no time to panic. But I think tomorrow it would be a good time."
Hahahahahahahahahahshs

[@jeanvignes]

Oh, man. I had plans for tomorrow. HA-HA!

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Panic will be right back.

[@Triumph2024.]

I don't have time to panic until next Thursday.

[@oggp5951]

coronavirus= I feel like there's a yak on my chest

[@JoeAugustAcoustic]

holy shit that is glorious

[@vasvas8914]

Call nine eleven

[@lukespreeman1557]

OG GP feel like a BAT on my chest

[@Feroal2]

hahahahaha

[@zer0_d0wn45]

carson right?

[@jamesjoseph1249]

What kind of odds would you have gotten for Artie Lange outliving Norm Macdonald?
Sorry to see the old chunk of coal gone.

[@bobblybob4351]

Not to be too grim... But Artie is almost a decade younger than Norm

[@bobblybob4351]

@burteriksson Almost the difference between 53 and 61 years old :(

[@lulz4life407]

@@bobblybob4351 yeah but artie langes coke,heroin, and alcohol abuse could of took him out at anytime

[@bobblybob4351]

@@lulz4life407 I heard that Norm fellow had cancer, you see

[@blg8505]

Bob Dole outlived him. And Larry King almost did. Those are more shocking to me.

[@slapneck77]

There is something special about Adam, because Norm seen it.

[@coloradowebnerd]

"You know what I stopped eating? ..................BAT!"
-Norm Macdonald, Genius.

[@5TRICT9]

that could have been funnier if hed said now i just eat pengolins

[@coloradowebnerd]

@Job Whaaa?

[@mattschnake1851]

Can’t even put into words how much I needed this. My comedy idol.

[@humblebugg5270]

Me too brother.

[@dudeistpriest1]

@Mark 13 you rascal!

[@aleksandarkuraica3229]

What's the refetence

[@roddydykes7053]

Matt Schnake he surpassed Bill Burr as my favorite comic pretty swiftly after discovering him a few months ago

[@andrewrankin1921]

Jokes aside, it's crazy how funny and personable Adam Eget is when he's not playing that character on the podcast! Didn't realize the extent of it until Norm calls him off-guard and he doesn't know he's being recorded

[@andrewrankin1921]

LAFOLLETTER I’ve seen that one but still it’s nothing like this

[@andrewrankin1921]

LAFOLLETTER I disagree, I think the bad joke telling is intentional and even his laughter is more subdued in the podcast usually

[@andrewrankin1921]

LAFOLLETTER do you not realize the nature of the jokes you’re referring to?

[@zztopz7090]

@@andrewrankin1921 Isn't he supposed to be like a plank of wood and purposely cause anger in people?

[@peoplevsradio317]

I think they work perfectly together and I think when the Norm Macdonald biopic is made Adam eget will be heavily featured

[@gmonroy852]

"I think it's no time to panic"
"But I think tomorrow would be a good time"

[@zztopz7090]

Just when you think Norm is saying something unoriginal...

[@reclutamientomonterrey2573]

hes still gotit ... thats 4sure

[@oklahomasooner7686]

Norm, you’re the greatest comedian of all time. Stay safe, friend.

[@malenotyalc]

He practices unsafe sex with himself, so you don't have to, a God damn American hero.

[@kamuelalee]

Glad he's no longer eating bat

[@twrowe]

The best!

[@Chrispypullen]

His delivery is stuff of legends.

[@brendontaylor]

I’m late to the party on this one after only discovering Norm last year (Englishman living in Spain) but he is just what the doctor ordered.

[@SamPendleton]

What a terrible premise for a series; it reminds me of that pandemic.

[@irti_pk]

I was walking through the coughs and the sneezes in the streets of Wuhan trying to find my brother...
He was in Northern Italy!

[@jkt4748]

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

[@arranboon1]

Hahahahaha

[@dralial-waeli7162]

😂 I can't say the punchline, it was an international TRAGEDY

[@jeromeshalom9250]

You wanna hear the nine eleven call when tom hanks was having a corona attack?

[@newyork1401]

Amazing, Norm is dying, keeping it to himself, and still working comedy, still propping Adam whom he loved and who he thought was his equal intellectually and as funny

[@JosephScott-ct9sw]

"who he thought was his equal intellectually and as funny" I love Adam but let's not get carried away

[@thinkpotato]

It looks like Dollar Shave Club is another sponsor Norm has lost

[@pgoonable]

But now he has Adam Egret's Homemade Purell lololol

[@Bonez0r]

Not to mention "SPORTS".

[@quagernag]

I heard he rolls with Manscaped nowadays...

[@willissudweeks1050]

Yeah he probably did because he said that you could use them to kill your wife!

[@winstondurden4427]

If they bring the Podcast back... I hate to say it, but this Virus may have been worth it.

[@goldleader6169]

"Remember when it was only in China, and it was just funny !" Omg lol !

[@sethiddings7293]

Ahaha so true

[@michaelklemp5510]

...I remember...

[@Paco_Choco]

Adam: "Its a lot like Willy Wonka
Norm: "... I don't know that movie"

[@allenmcdonald1878]

Damn I miss Norm ☹️, this is really sad because you can sort of tell that he'd already started declining.. God Bless Norms soul for all the joy he's brought to so many people.

[@BuddhatheBlackDog]

Adam was the perfect “straight guy” (comedy, not sexual) to the norm show.

[@TeddyOG]

@@RyanJ504 At least he got a more respectful payment than that Andy Richter. That guy would do anything for money. He came up to me while I was working once, told me he found a new way to make money. Says he's straight but needed the money badly so he's gonna start doing tricks as a Male prostitute. Comes back the next day, tells me he's taking me out to dinner, gonna pay for everything. I said "Well, how much did you make?" Andy, the Swedish German, says '$450.05!' Confused, I ask him "Well who the H paid you $.05!?" Andy says 'Every last one of em!'

[@monaghandavid]

At least he’s not deeply closeted like some people.

[@dickheadrecs]

He’s gayer than a two dollar pistol!

[@bryanphillips8143]

No offense, Buddha, but that ain't no straight guy. No way, no how.

[@chrishayes5755]

Adam Eget will suck the virus out of any man with $15 in his pocket.

[@munkyzzb7504]

"Bat" only Norm could make such a easy joke funny.

[@lovedicedtomatoes9653]

His delivery is one of a kind.

[@munkyzzb7504]

@@lovedicedtomatoes9653 Yeah after watching this I tried that joke twice today and it didn't go over. It's all in the delivery.

[@repairdepartment5918]

He set it up brilliantly as always. Timing, perfect

[@jamesmccormack540]

For anyone interested the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in the Venetian language in the 14th and 15th centuries. The word is designated in the period during which all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague.

[@prebenjaeger]

So not "go to your quarters!"?

[@cb7pwn]

40 days!?

[@BillWithers96]

One year later, we’re still waiting for the podcast to come back

[@MedroffYT]

😞😔

[@festushagen6923]

I guess we know now why it didn't happen.

[@funnyperson4016]

@@festushagen6923so far so good. Looks like he faked his death to get out from his gambling debt, now we just have to wait until the loan shark dies and he can come out of hiding.

[@rossrallown5608]

Norm won an internet poll beating out dave chapelle for best comedian the other day

[@Sixstringman]

Any way you stack it its those 2 at the top.

[@withgoddess7164]

Chappelle isn't funny anymore

[@Avengerie]

I'm sure the Holocaust deniers on /pol/ had something to do with it.

[@patsfan10187]

With Goddess his most recent Netflix special was fantastic

[@bloodwrage]

Avengerie You seem to have a problem with democracy, you Nazi

[@TheGENII]

"I shouldn't show his number cause that wouldn't be fair"
*proceeds to reveal his number for most of the video

[@marissa0379]

GENII hahahhahaah

[@matteframe]

"You know what I stopped eating? Bat" .... best covid joke ever

[@hey_its_travis]

Rest in peace you magnificent old chunk of coal.

[@robweissman5952]

You know times are serious, when the REAL Norm is out doing "I'm not Norm".

[@malenotyalc]

They closed the sports book and casinos, so Norm finally did some work.

[@ard1805]

malenotyalc
It’s hard to seem him like this.
I hope things pick up for him.

[@ai_am5355]

@@ard1805 you try watching on a larger screen?

[@tubeNyou82]

I was thinking just that Mr Weissman

[@inspiredau5878]

But this is norm MacDonalds UA-cam channel.. not the I'm not Norm channel....

[@krunkcleanup2949]

Dang, this virus is really going to slow down OJ Simpsons' search for the real killer.

[@influentia1patterns]

It’s important that we recognize the *real* victims like OJ Simpson and Harvey Weinstein

[@katherinea.rodgers8366]

krunkcleanup: LOL!

[@atlebakke]

Couch right next to the fridge. Norm didn't joke when he said he lived in a tiny apartment. Or he's just extremely lazy

[@hybridtheory3]

He loved Egret so much. He had that sparkle in is eye till the last day I like to think. Uggghhhhhhhhhh. RIP, Norm

[@gronkpatrol]

"Can't show you his number. That wouldn't be fair." Turns phone towards camera showing his number...

[@sweetswing1]

I was dying laughing at that

[@davisyoung4658]

I like how Adam Eget is not in Norm’s address book.

[@michaelklemp5510]

Hahaha

[@TexasGit]

mid 17th century: from Italian quarantina ‘forty days’, from quaranta ‘forty’...

[@cornflakekiller11]

Inferno

[@lindamurr6250]

Still crying my eyes out
Love that old chuck of coal
Can't wait to see you live in heaven....♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@michaelleonard2144]

He’s a diamond now

[@dawnkeyy]

Fun fact: the word quarantine comes from the medieval republic of Ragusa (today the city of Dubrovnik in Croatia, they filmed some game of thrones there). They were the first to come up with the concept because of the bubonic plague. If you were an outsider, you had to wait for 30 days in front of the town's walls before they let you in. The Venetians followed the trentino, or "thirty-day isolation" with "quarantena".
So they got the idea for quarantine at Ralphs in Dubrovnik...

[@adamjones5554]

Had a buddy with those same pillows. . . He didn't have a doghouse either.

[@kamuelalee]

Norm's only deeply closeted

[@kazkaskazkas8689]

Did he invite you to his place to have some chicken?

[@anunnakimenagerie]

"The practice of quarantine, as we know it, began during the 14th century in an effort to protect coastal cities from plague epidemics. Ships arriving in Venice from infected ports were required to sit at anchor for 40 days before landing. This practice, called quarantine, was derived from the Italian words quaranta giorni which mean 40 days" (not 14 days)

[@hickorydragon8114]

Norm definitely knows this

[@wildonutube]

On a ship to Guantanamo bay

[@NWPaul72]

Sure, if you want to believe what some so-called "expert" says.

[@inglewoodwhb]

At least the Germans would have us believe

[@rainbowbgood]

Phoenicians!!

[@ec5018]

he did look like he was sick in this

[@daakrolb]

Hindsight, right? I figured he was just aging… gaining some weight…

[@johninjersey]

What's the most expensive Chinese takeout order ever?
Wuhan Bat Soup - 10 trillion dollars

[@DigitalVomitTV]

hey norm! my father died of complications in the hospital the other day, he had stage four melanoma and the therapy was too much for his body.... in his later days he and i drifted but we were able to start bonding again over our love of your comedy, and i just wanna say thanks for doing what you do! you make a lot of people's days brighter :)

[@RoryMonaghan]

I thought you were spinning a Norm style yarn and was going to end on a punchline. Sorry for your loss.

[@danielstewart3507]

@@RoryMonaghan Me too.

[@DigitalVomitTV]

Rory Monaghan haha, i was thinking about it but i went for sincere. double subversion! and thank you 🙏

[@bosssqueeze2851]

At least now you can look back and laugh. ❤

[@evilcam]

@@bosssqueeze2851 Since the camera angle was looking down on Norm most of this video, maybe it would be more accurate to say: "It's only now I can look down, and laugh at it."

[@thepinkpolarbear77]

Please bring the podcast back please it was the best thing ever produced

[@adonirammccarthy3994]

Reading Based on a True Story. Started scrolling through Norm's old Twitter likes. Found this. I miss Norm. More than can be explained to anyone who doesn't also miss him.

[@dannycrockett9878]

What would we do without Norm? I wandered into an L.A comedy club in 1979 and saw a young sorta deadpan delivery guy named Norm Macdonald, never forgot him after that, been a fan ever since. I remember how some people in the audience were actually groaning a bit. I felt almost proud that I got him; I understood and thought he was amazing, brilliant. I told a friend at the time that this guy would be huge. Well, I don't know if he ever became huge, but he's the funniest man alive. When you ask people like Chris Rock, Seinfeld, Chapelle, they tell you Norm is the best. I hope he's around for many more years

[@koengerts]

:-(

[@roymunson1]

Brilliant to share and RIP to a genius and the greatest of all time

[@chesterpesko]

Remember the good old days when we took all of the old NML episodes on here for granted?

[@jumbo4billion]

I found out about the podcast 4 minutes after the last episode.

[@newwavex8665]

They are out their

[@jangolub8240]

Archive.org

[@dominicbennettmusic]

I always took it for granite.

[@ReformedAgnostic]

Norm: "I'm not doing another podcast until the plague comes back."
Corona: slides into frame

[@kevinrhea7332]

👍🏻

[@RyanJ504]

Or until Margaret Thatcher is DEAD AND BURIED!

[@ReformedAgnostic]

@@RyanJ504 KFC: slides into frame

[@floresaza253]

I remember watching it the day it came out. I binged on so many Norm Macdonald clips and even before then my wife and I would watch his Netflix show. There will never be another Norm.

[@irishbear76]

Normie Normie Normie.
You are with Him.
Thanks for all the laughs.
With Love,
Your biggest fan.

[@Cenyon]

God I hope the podcast is coming back for real. Even if it’s just Norm and Adam skyping without guests it’ll be great

[@Chrispypullen]

Norm could be on the toilet and I'd listen lol

[@Sonofgrievous]

I saw him underneath the Queens Burrough Bridge

[@juanisaias8308]

His income really dropped due to quarantine.

[@wackydsquarediv3805]

T R
Rival head givers?

[@Kloxbyn]

Steff, got any coke?

[@Sonofgrievous]

@@Kloxbyn 15 dollars a man

[@Kloxbyn]

@@Sonofgrievous I can swing that.
btw, say 'hi' to Blane for me.

[@adamkessler6246]

"Remember when it was in China, and it was just funny?" LOL!

[@wealthywop]

“I don’t know that movie”
Love that

[@werdna3891]

I haven’t had a good laugh in a while like the one I got from “Impossible Bat”. Thanks for that Norm!!!

[@Stellamaeby]

I second that.

[@robbosuave6165]

@W 9797 me either

[@noahtirapelli-jamail425]

Reply to the comments above, not the original post:
It's a play on "impossible burgers" (vegan beef patties)

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

@W 9797 It's a plant based bat
Very good for you and the climate 👍

[@largepimping]

That line made me yell/laugh so loud my wife run across the house to see if I was OK... I don't have the virus, but I definitely was having shortness of breath.

[@loneranger5654]

Not many clients under Queensboro Bridge right now, so Adam Eget is finally available

[@maskof]

I thought perhaps he had a BOGO special going on right now. 😷

[@RyanJ504]

He has to use one of those grabbers that old folks use in order to maintain "social distance"

[@CasperLD]

No he's still there I just saw hi......said too much.

[@iggypopshot]

@@maskof more of a JOGOF

[@gojiralives3698]

RIP Norm. Love you so much.

[@skatchmo]

RIP to the GOAT, Norm Macdonald

[@themagicbuzz5728]

“You can dig your own grave when that other stuff doesn’t work” Now that’s the Norm I know and Luv❣️

[@AztecMC1]

nothing cheers us up in a time of crisis like dark humor about death...

[@themagicbuzz5728]

Aztec MC Laugh in the face of danger...

[@inhalemusic8926]

This whole outbreak kinda reminds me of that national tragedy.

[@Juggla6699]

August 10th...never forget.

[@theflanman420420]

MrNecryptic the stories.... fell down

[@HACUNA89]

@@Juggla6699 thats my birthday

[@johndowns3839]

Don't laugh about that

[@derkavondangerkill7628]

@@johndowns3839 hahahahahahahahahhahahha

[@ChristianSimpson]

"The Impossible Bat". So good.

[@kalentaylor7916]

I remember watching this at the very beginning, what a gem. RIP bud

[@flatplant]

The way Adam answers the phone, you can tell he saves Norm by name.

[@jessylee9673]

Lmao it's so funny and sad at the same time 😂

[@shapes9495]

Vanilla Storm wait why is that sad

[@cheesestick2562]

is that.. not a normal thing to do lmao

[@luckypilot5]

Norm has Adam's number memorized....I'd think that's more endearing than having someone's number saved to your phone.

[@fletcherb4728]

@@luckypilot5 yeah not many people pick up on that, its a joke because he says he's not that important to save but he puts in the whole number off by heart.

[@lovedicedtomatoes9653]

I love Norm and Adam so much. They have given me so many laughs over the years and helped me through some rough times.

[@eliasgolf2024]

you can tell Adam was Norm's best friend.

[@robovac3557]

Why didn't I cop he was ill when I watched this back then. Seems very evident in hindsight.
I'm very sad, like so many others.

[@fullyverified7491]

Yeah I thought it was weird how he got so old suddenly but didn't really think of it beyond that

[@deb9806]

I can't believe his "friends" didn't see it even if they say they didn't. I can't imagine seeing a coworker or friend or sister age like that, lose hair, grey, gain weight, lose weight, and think, "never noticed a thing"

[@briansexton2011]

“The Impossible Bat” is brilliant, I got the joke immediately but only started laughing like 3 minutes later

[@Cypeq]

Sure....

[@sethiddings7293]

Took me a tenth of a second

[@4thworldwilderness390]

The asymptomatic phase for contagious humor is 2-14 minutes

[@kanavaan8609]

still dont get it.. iassumw i8ts some reference to a show i havent heard of but i lsughrd anyway

[@David98004]

@@kanavaan8609 yeah me neither, whats the reference guys?

[@Bearbytez]

Is this real life? This really turned my day around.

[@penske_material]

I know!

[@daltysmilth]

He didn’t look good. Back then, we all figured it was because everyone looked horrible during quarantine. Now we know…

[@StephNuggs]

Didn't connect the dots at the time . Didn't wanna think it I suppose

[@makethisgowhoosh]

"Go to your quarters, Enson." Yeah. Glad they had Adam do the closed captioning.

[@bonesofanidol]

You don't know Enson? Enson Jones? He's that famous murderer! Nah, he's a good guy.

[@BonelishOfficial]

Ensign

[@rebeccarosales7391]

“Why don’t you get a horse and live in a mountain someplace and don’t bother anybody.” Don Rickles Dirty Work

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Fuck INN. _We'll_ be right back.

[@Untershmur]

Wax museum

[@20alphabet]

Ya look like a bucket of lard on a bad day.

[@UnremarkableMarx]

Norm knew to have his condfidante Adam Eget on first. Norm's heart is so radiant. You can tell we all owe it to ourselves to be a friend the way Norm is, you know. And also in a similar fashion Norm has really been a friend to all of us. Thanks Norm.

[@philipp4340]

"I dont't want to give away the number"
* immediately turns phone screen to the camera with the number clearly visivble *

[@samir6047]

Kitchner Lesley is quarantined in his quaters with his lady

[@youtube_fantastic]

it's a pig god damn it

[@rassault]

she's a real battle axe

[@rawzjd8527]

Lesley or Leslie? The name is a tribute to a real person, one I think about too much.

[@fuferito]

@Jasper Freebird,
Used to beat hobos to death.

[@evilcam]

@@fuferito Now I understand it was the Rail Cops job to make sure the hobos didn't hurt themselves by getting free rides, but it seems like you're taking it a mite too far when you beat them to death for it. That doesn't help anyone.