"What Was The Joke That Got You Cancelled?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers | Jimmy Carr
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Jimmy recalls the first time one of his jokes landed him in hot water. Later, Jimmy gets invited to a wedding!
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He missed out the best part about the paralympics joke - he wrote it at headley court, the military rehab facility. The first people he told it to, were a room full of squaddies with limbs blown off in Iraq & Afghanistan and they fucking loved it!
Well of course they did, cause it fucken funny.
If anyone knows humour, it's those that look death right in the face. 😜
@@DmacDomageyeah, the military will also inject that kind of humour into its members anyway it helps to tackle all the adversity before even getting to that point
@@DmacDomage It's not that they know humour, its that they need it more than most.
After a year of seeing Jimmy on various podcasts talking about his cancellation (among other topics), I finally heard the joke.
And I was buffled (clearly, I share this kind of dark humor). All along, thought it was some political joke that people got insulted…
"If I was Paul, I would have died an all" That heckle almost killed me 😂
I don’t get it 😅
@@TomStevenson-PVM He's implying the woman is so annoying he would've died too mate
That comment even tickled jimmy....😂
"Smashin pasties' 😂
I laughed like a drain at that heckle
"If they gave a fk they'd run it," dead. Lmao.
I remember that joke about the paralympics. He was absolutely correct, and the guys from the forces would agree
Indeed. It's only the ones that have no business being offended by a joke like that, who would be offended by it.
Apparently he told it first to people who were in rehab after being over there... So people who lost limbs.. And they all laughed. *headley court military rehab facility* is where he made it
I love the the heroes of my country
He is unbelievable at improv with a live audience participating. I saw him in a serious interview & he had a excellent comand of history & a wonderful moral world view.
Check out Matt rife, he's brilliant at crowd work, probably the best, Jimmy is great though.
@@snelgrave101 Thanks, will do with your heads up. Cheers.
@@paulmcmurray5777 👍
Have you seen the interview on the diary of a CEO? He is so intelligent and caring.
"If I was Paul, I would've died an all" Nice!
Please explain
@@leonarddekkers5904 Really? He would rather be dead than with her?
"If I WERE Paul " is the better way of saying it.
@@timpullen4941dude...
i was
you were
he was
she was
it was
@@sirrus6666 Tiswas
I have watched Jimmy in his TV Programs, but his sense of humor is being held back by them , he is a truly bloody hilarious comedian, watching him above i couldn't stop laughing.
Sounds like Paul got the better deal 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Death or smashing pasties?
Jimmy looks like a Thunderbirds Puppet these days 🎭🗿
...these days?
@@tehfiredogbeat me to it!
Oh jesus , he does.. 😂😂😂😂
Big! , for someone who can't even put his own profile pic up!!!😮😅😅😂
@@tehfiredoghe hasn't changed noticeably in the last 20 years! 😮😅😂
2:07 "I dress like a ... grownup" Love it!
There's a bit of 💩at the end of your racket...😂😂bravo sir👏👏
must be his accent, but what was the heckler's answer after Henman looked at his racket?
@@howiestoffberg "not that end" 😂 as in, not the end of the racket Hernman was looking at
@@malikazeez3743 got ya 🤣
I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger.
I get what you mean, but it's hardly a sleeping tiger, the man's usually been telling hilarious jokes for a bit before anyone heckles, that tiger is obviously awake lol!
@@ABVW92 jesus christ, bet you're fun at parties
@@Sean-tj5cu - l bet YOU aren't.
"I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger."
Is that true? Do tigers give you witty retorts if you kick them while they're asleep? Now I want to try it, has anyone got a sleepy tiger that I can borrow?
What's with all the autistic replies here, geez
Jimmy is looking better every day. Lost weight, looks healthy. Good on him.
For a guy who gets canceled a lot, he's a nice guy. lol
They usually are, it's the 🔔 ends that cancel that need a sense of humour!
surely the only guy NOT circumcised in tel aviv
I was at that show in tel Aviv - the guy shouted how does it feel to be the only guy not circumcised! Jimmy
Yeah, that would admittedly make a lot more sense.
Normal?
‘I’m not sensitive on the point’ would have been a good comeback on the circumcised heckle
Except he told that part wrong, he was asked how it feels to be the only guy NOT circumcised... it's tel aviv, everyone is circumcised there.
@@Dreadpirateflappy therefore ‘I’m quite sensitive on the point’
Jimmy is just getting better, awesome to see an artist's evolution!
Love ya, Jimmy! Especially after learning more about you and your incredibly interesting story on Diary of a CEO. Cheers!
You bring so much joy to the world!
And still going strong. Good
Yeah because he was never cancelled
You're brilliant! You've brought laughter back into my life. I only wish, I had stumbled upon you while you were still touring the United States.
The jokes are timeless, but every year his face looks more like Slappy from Goosebumps.
The predictable going to court in a suit joke wasn't timeless, he just swapped it from scouser.
He’s like a British robin Williams. So quick and hysterically funny
Paul saved himself a painful existence with that then... Clever man
A beast of a comedian , so bloody quick.
2:21 Not with that mouth.🤣
Stellar comebacks 🏆👏
Brilliant work. Thank you.
Holy crap, no wonder people love JC. He forces people to look at themselves and reality, and "get on the program".
Fully excellent 'therapeutic' comedy.
Thank you, JC!
I'd say Jimmy is also a makeup artist. He makes up brilliant fucking jokes!
Btw... if Jimmy or his staff sees this, come to Bangkok. Because I'm not fucking coming to some "Bristol" to watch you, but would love to see you live. :)
The Bromley court line is amazing
As an Ex-Catholic performing in Israel, shouldn't the heckle have been 'How does it feel to be the only UNCIRCUMCISED guy in the room'?!
“Smashing pasties” 🤣👌🏻
Love you Jimmy your a genius and a legend in my eyes.... From Colombia
I have seen Jimmy Carr in Longleat. And yes he was the most well-groomed and dressed person I had seen.
He isn't canceled!
Don't change a thing Jimmy. Greets from Vancouver Island in Canada
Completely skipped over the woman saying Paul died next week.
That portable haze machine is pretty cool.
The only comedian that actively engages the audience
“Where’s Alan?” 😂
I’m here 😂
you know what Jimmy would have answered
"He's at your house, fucking your dad" is what Jimmy would say 😛
“He’s at your house fucking your dad”
@@nikolakozhuharov1042 - “He’s fucking your Dad!”
Dripping like an egg sarny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr Benn the movie. Perfect casting.
As an infantry veteran who served in Iraq & Afghan... that was fucking funny.
Got my tickets already, looking forward to seeing you!
Abandoned by your own 😂
Any soldier would love that joke. Comedy was born a dark place. Comedy has won us wars.
hilarious JC keep up the great work
Love British comedy,💯👍🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
Paul had a lucky escape!
You can only be "canceled" if you "cancel" yourself.
The prison is in your mind
Guys put subtitles when someone from the audience is speaking. Cant hear/understand the accent
Hes Genius !🎉
Jimmy's uncancelable
I love him so much
Jimmy has made me laugh for years and I wrote this because he inspires me. He is a prolific joke writer.
Jimmy Carr is a fucking
Machine who also
Occasionally tells jokes.
Why would he be the only person in Tel Aviv not circumcised? I would have thought they'd all be circumcised.
Yeah he miss spoke, they said how does it feel not to be circumcised- it was absolutely hilarious- never seen jimmy lost for words
yeah, cocked that up.
@@Dreadpirateflappy Maybe it was different live... that was just a snip!
Even with the paralympic joke, still had a political comment underneath it. He's a clever guy
Was just thinking about the court joke before he said it.......peasrsonally court and funerals hahahaaaaa😂😂😂
You look quite dapper in a suit, actually.
Nasty humour
why buy tickets? iv pretty much seen the full show on youtube xD
I didn't expect Robbie Rotten to move into standup comedy
Dripping like an egg sarnie. 😮😂
Great
9:57 Come and fix this afterwards. LOL. Nobody understood that.
I think it's because there was some confusion on whether she was a "classical artist" or a "make up artist" and if he were replying to "classical artist" (the last thing I heard her say) it didn't make sense.
In my multimedia degree 20 years ago I devised a technology where people at an event could post messages to a screen.
I see it still has no useful application.
This geezer is something else. #LEGEND4LYF
Just realised Jimmy Carr is the new Johnny English 😂
Where was this in Bromley?
Gota be Churchills
why do the jokes frequently get reposted?
Snowflakes can't cancel Jimmy, he's to talented and uber funny...
A joke, you told. He repeated and you said " weve found the person with the memory of a goldfish"
Redbar is watching...
Make Jimmy the UK PM..
love it!
You look like Walter (Jeff Dunham) 😂
It's all laugh and giggles - but he's right.
In 1976, after the war, we got the 3rd place in medal count.
2028, here we come )
Correction, here we roll.
Miles? Thought y’all used kilometers and the metric
JIMMY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEED
Hilarious!
I wonder how you go to a show by mistake.
Would love to work with you editing your audio to fix the reverberation
good video
Why does he look like Kenneth Copland lite?
You think he pays his fair share of taxes?
Glad to behold him not using that pathetic forced laugh. It was as bad as people on here doing LOL with cackling emojis.
Larry David
Its not happened yet
maybe prince harry have u as a guest at next invintus games lol netflix would buy that
We walk 90 miles just for fun once a year in the isle of man....they need to up their game!
Click bait.
It is food when the performer repeats what the audience member said...otherwise 🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂
people are bizarre.
he just don't care so funny
fucking legend
The face is not the problem. Get the hair sorted.
..never in my life did I ever think had vote Labour and like a Jimmy carr video...