He missed out the best part about the paralympics joke - he wrote it at headley court, the military rehab facility. The first people he told it to, were a room full of squaddies with limbs blown off in Iraq & Afghanistan and they fucking loved it!
@@DmacDomageyeah, the military will also inject that kind of humour into its members anyway it helps to tackle all the adversity before even getting to that point
After a year of seeing Jimmy on various podcasts talking about his cancellation (among other topics), I finally heard the joke. And I was buffled (clearly, I share this kind of dark humor). All along, thought it was some political joke that people got insulted…
He is unbelievable at improv with a live audience participating. I saw him in a serious interview & he had a excellent comand of history & a wonderful moral world view.
I have watched Jimmy in his TV Programs, but his sense of humor is being held back by them , he is a truly bloody hilarious comedian, watching him above i couldn't stop laughing.
Apparently he told it first to people who were in rehab after being over there... So people who lost limbs.. And they all laughed. *headley court military rehab facility* is where he made it
I get what you mean, but it's hardly a sleeping tiger, the man's usually been telling hilarious jokes for a bit before anyone heckles, that tiger is obviously awake lol!
"I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger." Is that true? Do tigers give you witty retorts if you kick them while they're asleep? Now I want to try it, has anyone got a sleepy tiger that I can borrow?
Holy crap, no wonder people love JC. He forces people to look at themselves and reality, and "get on the program". Fully excellent 'therapeutic' comedy. Thank you, JC!
Btw... if Jimmy or his staff sees this, come to Bangkok. Because I'm not fucking coming to some "Bristol" to watch you, but would love to see you live. :)
It's all laugh and giggles - but he's right. In 1976, after the war, we got the 3rd place in medal count. 2028, here we come ) Correction, here we roll.
Jimmy has made me laugh for years and I wrote this because he inspires me. He is a prolific joke writer. Jimmy Carr is a fucking Machine who also Occasionally tells jokes.
Hey Jimmy, I'm a big fan of your show. I've seen a lot of your stuff, but lately, it feels like I've heard all your jokes before. When are you gonna come up with some new material?
In my multimedia degree 20 years ago I devised a technology where people at an event could post messages to a screen. I see it still has no useful application.
I think it's because there was some confusion on whether she was a "classical artist" or a "make up artist" and if he were replying to "classical artist" (the last thing I heard her say) it didn't make sense.
He missed out the best part about the paralympics joke - he wrote it at headley court, the military rehab facility. The first people he told it to, were a room full of squaddies with limbs blown off in Iraq & Afghanistan and they fucking loved it!
Well of course they did, cause it fucken funny.
If anyone knows humour, it's those that look death right in the face. 😜
@@DmacDomageyeah, the military will also inject that kind of humour into its members anyway it helps to tackle all the adversity before even getting to that point
@@DmacDomage It's not that they know humour, its that they need it more than most.
After a year of seeing Jimmy on various podcasts talking about his cancellation (among other topics), I finally heard the joke.
And I was buffled (clearly, I share this kind of dark humor). All along, thought it was some political joke that people got insulted…
"If I was Paul, I would have died an all" That heckle almost killed me 😂
I don’t get it 😅
@@TomStevenson-PVM He's implying the woman is so annoying he would've died too mate
That comment even tickled jimmy....😂
"Smashin pasties' 😂
I laughed like a drain at that heckle
Haha, when the crowd cheers the girl as she walks back in is priceless 😂
He is unbelievable at improv with a live audience participating. I saw him in a serious interview & he had a excellent comand of history & a wonderful moral world view.
Check out Matt rife, he's brilliant at crowd work, probably the best, Jimmy is great though.
@@snelgrave101 Thanks, will do with your heads up. Cheers.
@@paulmcmurray5777 👍
Have you seen the interview on the diary of a CEO? He is so intelligent and caring.
I have similar but most of the time..I get minimal laughter, but seriously Chatty man has the gift, the bast**d : )
I have watched Jimmy in his TV Programs, but his sense of humor is being held back by them , he is a truly bloody hilarious comedian, watching him above i couldn't stop laughing.
As an infantry veteran who served in Iraq & Afghan... that was fucking funny.
"If they gave a fk they'd run it," dead. Lmao.
Sounds like Paul got the better deal 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Death or smashing pasties?
I remember that joke about the paralympics. He was absolutely correct, and the guys from the forces would agree
Indeed. It's only the ones that have no business being offended by a joke like that, who would be offended by it.
Apparently he told it first to people who were in rehab after being over there... So people who lost limbs.. And they all laughed. *headley court military rehab facility* is where he made it
I love the the heroes of my country
I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger.
I get what you mean, but it's hardly a sleeping tiger, the man's usually been telling hilarious jokes for a bit before anyone heckles, that tiger is obviously awake lol!
@@ABVW92 jesus christ, bet you're fun at parties
@@Sean-tj5cu - l bet YOU aren't.
"I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger."
Is that true? Do tigers give you witty retorts if you kick them while they're asleep? Now I want to try it, has anyone got a sleepy tiger that I can borrow?
What's with all the autistic replies here, geez
Love ya, Jimmy! Especially after learning more about you and your incredibly interesting story on Diary of a CEO. Cheers!
A beast of a comedian , so bloody quick.
There's a bit of 💩at the end of your racket...😂😂bravo sir👏👏
must be his accent, but what was the heckler's answer after Henman looked at his racket?
@@howiestoffberg "not that end" 😂 as in, not the end of the racket Hernman was looking at
@@malikazeez3743 got ya 🤣
Holy crap, no wonder people love JC. He forces people to look at themselves and reality, and "get on the program".
Fully excellent 'therapeutic' comedy.
Thank you, JC!
I think it's even more funny when hecklers start heckling each other
You bring so much joy to the world!
I was at that show in tel Aviv - the guy shouted how does it feel to be the only guy not circumcised! Jimmy
Yeah, that would admittedly make a lot more sense.
Normal?
Came to the comments just to see if someone corrected that joke because it didnt make sense when he said it. Lol
@@lostagain7292 the place erupted… it was the funniest bit of the night . Never seen jimmy lost for words ever
Jimmy is looking better every day. Lost weight, looks healthy. Good on him.
What? It's the opposite.. Looking like he'll be the next Sean Lock (RIP legend)
Jimmy is just getting better, awesome to see an artist's evolution!
Any soldier would love that joke. Comedy was born a dark place. Comedy has won us wars.
Bit of a reach mate. Won wars FFS.
Mr Carr you are hilarious sir. Thank you for the laughs. Have a great day.
2:07 "I dress like a ... grownup" Love it!
Nah, he has skinny legs and is too insecure to wear shorts.
"If I was Paul, I would've died an all" Nice!
Please explain
@@leonarddekkers5904 Really? He would rather be dead than with her?
"If I WERE Paul " is the better way of saying it.
@@timpullen4941dude...
i was
you were
he was
she was
it was
@@sirrus6666 Tiswas
surely the only guy NOT circumcised in tel aviv
‘I’m not sensitive on the point’ would have been a good comeback on the circumcised heckle
Except he told that part wrong, he was asked how it feels to be the only guy NOT circumcised... it's tel aviv, everyone is circumcised there.
@@Dreadpirateflappy therefore ‘I’m quite sensitive on the point’
For a guy who gets canceled a lot, he's a nice guy. lol
They usually are, it's the 🔔 ends that cancel that need a sense of humour!
Brilliant work. Thank you.
You're brilliant! You've brought laughter back into my life. I only wish, I had stumbled upon you while you were still touring the United States.
The only comedian that actively engages the audience
I admire his quickness in replying
Love you Jimmy your a genius and a legend in my eyes.... From Colombia
And still going strong. Good
Yeah because he was never cancelled
Jimmy looks like a Thunderbirds Puppet these days 🎭🗿
...these days?
@@tehfiredogbeat me to it!
Oh jesus , he does.. 😂😂😂😂
Big! , for someone who can't even put his own profile pic up!!!😮😅😅😂
@@tehfiredoghe hasn't changed noticeably in the last 20 years! 😮😅😂
Stellar comebacks 🏆👏
The Bromley court line is amazing
Dont let them get you down say what ever you want as long as its funny😂
He isn't canceled!
Paul saved himself a painful existence with that then... Clever man
Got my tickets already, looking forward to seeing you!
Don't change a thing Jimmy. Greets from Vancouver Island in Canada
I'd say Jimmy is also a makeup artist. He makes up brilliant fucking jokes!
Btw... if Jimmy or his staff sees this, come to Bangkok. Because I'm not fucking coming to some "Bristol" to watch you, but would love to see you live. :)
Ah ah this guy is hilarious. Just discovered him.
I have seen Jimmy Carr in Longleat. And yes he was the most well-groomed and dressed person I had seen.
hilarious JC keep up the great work
cheers Paul.
Completely skipped over the woman saying Paul died next week.
Odd that some people aren’t clear about comedy vs reality
4:49 start of build up to the best part of this
That portable haze machine is pretty cool.
The jokes are timeless, but every year his face looks more like Slappy from Goosebumps.
The predictable going to court in a suit joke wasn't timeless, he just swapped it from scouser.
He’s like a British robin Williams. So quick and hysterically funny
Mr Benn the movie. Perfect casting.
It's all laugh and giggles - but he's right.
In 1976, after the war, we got the 3rd place in medal count.
2028, here we come )
Correction, here we roll.
Even with the paralympic joke, still had a political comment underneath it. He's a clever guy
Abandoned by your own 😂
I love him so much
If you've ever had something amputated you wiuld not make that joke. The pain is indescribable and sometimes chronic.
Where was this in Bromley?
Gota be Churchills
2:21 Not with that mouth.🤣
Snowflakes can't cancel Jimmy, he's to talented and uber funny...
Jimmy really could use some floor light
“Where’s Alan?” 😂
I’m here 😂
you know what Jimmy would have answered
"He's at your house, fucking your dad" is what Jimmy would say 😛
“He’s at your house fucking your dad”
@@nikolakozhuharov1042 - “He’s fucking your Dad!”
Love British comedy,💯👍🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
Dripping like an egg sarny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great
Jimmy has made me laugh for years and I wrote this because he inspires me. He is a prolific joke writer.
Jimmy Carr is a fucking
Machine who also
Occasionally tells jokes.
“Smashing pasties” 🤣👌🏻
You look quite dapper in a suit, actually.
Peter Woolsly. Star gate Atlantis
Jimmy's uncancelable
As an Ex-Catholic performing in Israel, shouldn't the heckle have been 'How does it feel to be the only UNCIRCUMCISED guy in the room'?!
Hey Jimmy, I'm a big fan of your show. I've seen a lot of your stuff, but lately, it feels like I've heard all your jokes before. When are you gonna come up with some new material?
Why would he be the only person in Tel Aviv not circumcised? I would have thought they'd all be circumcised.
Yeah he miss spoke, they said how does it feel not to be circumcised- it was absolutely hilarious- never seen jimmy lost for words
yeah, cocked that up.
@@Dreadpirateflappy Maybe it was different live... that was just a snip!
Nasty humour
A joke, you told. He repeated and you said " weve found the person with the memory of a goldfish"
I could not imagine wearing a suit, every fkn day.
why buy tickets? iv pretty much seen the full show on youtube xD
No you haven't - this is just the crowd work which differs every night.
Make Jimmy the UK PM..
Guys put subtitles when someone from the audience is speaking. Cant hear/understand the accent
good video
This geezer is something else. #LEGEND4LYF
why do the jokes frequently get reposted?
In my multimedia degree 20 years ago I devised a technology where people at an event could post messages to a screen.
I see it still has no useful application.
I didn't expect Robbie Rotten to move into standup comedy
Dripping like an egg sarnie. 😮😂
You can only be "canceled" if you "cancel" yourself.
The prison is in your mind
9:57 Come and fix this afterwards. LOL. Nobody understood that.
I think it's because there was some confusion on whether she was a "classical artist" or a "make up artist" and if he were replying to "classical artist" (the last thing I heard her say) it didn't make sense.
8:05
Jimmy is the closest we'll ever get to Bob Monkhouse. Actually, his live audience improv is better than Bob's ever was.
didn't get the tennis racket joke
It was where you grip the handle.
Hes Genius !🎉
It is food when the performer repeats what the audience member said...otherwise 🤔
people are bizarre.
he just don't care so funny
Was just thinking about the court joke before he said it.......peasrsonally court and funerals hahahaaaaa😂😂😂
Hilarious!
Its not happened yet
Glad to behold him not using that pathetic forced laugh. It was as bad as people on here doing LOL with cackling emojis.
Paul had a lucky escape!
love it!