Why women live longer than men (2)

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  • me personally, I feel like I could make the jump
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  • @victorcruz5021
    @victorcruz5021 Рік тому +72263

    "I didn't hear him screaming"
    He was trynna superman it the whole way down

    • @Anonymouslikemydad
      @Anonymouslikemydad Рік тому +1629

      Bro thought he was Batman tryna land safely

    • @bayarea_pyro4159
      @bayarea_pyro4159 Рік тому +603

      @@Anonymouslikemydad the superhero landing

    • @AymanRedx
      @AymanRedx Рік тому +96

      😂😂😂

    • @taureanwooley
      @taureanwooley Рік тому +98

      I heard "I can hear him screaming" ... I must have wanted him to :/

    • @brycekliever6177
      @brycekliever6177 Рік тому +131

      It's " I don't hear him screaming" not didn't how do yall mishear thst ita clear as day

  • @theheroingreen
    @theheroingreen Рік тому +4412

    The silence during his fall was absolutely deafening

  • @superbuu122
    @superbuu122 11 місяців тому +2987

    " I dont need a running start"
    Oh he serious serious

  • @lionelassey6762
    @lionelassey6762 11 місяців тому +1502

    "I didn't hear him screaming"
    Dude accepted his death 😂

    • @munchsinister9055
      @munchsinister9055 5 місяців тому +8

      Never get screaming while falling makes it more scarier

    • @raneey3667
      @raneey3667 4 місяці тому +4

      Dude committed suicide, why scream when you want it to end?

    • @Volcarion
      @Volcarion 3 місяці тому +4

      "I don't hear him screaming"
      As in, he is dead on impact.

    • @natewilhelm6959
      @natewilhelm6959 2 місяці тому

      Now thats a way to go out, HA!

    • @JackDaniel-yl6hl
      @JackDaniel-yl6hl 2 місяці тому +2

      I imagine the Caleb city monolog of him just going im so stupid why did I think I could super man it I'm not even superman

  • @joshp1464
    @joshp1464 Рік тому +9160

    “Whatever happens, we tried to stop him, alright?”

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders Рік тому +13261

    Sometimes a true friend must raise a kind backhand to a friend before they do something terminally dumb

  • @razwangazi
    @razwangazi 7 місяців тому +318

    That **SPLAT** with that shook and the sit DOWN i am dying

  • @occboc844
    @occboc844 6 місяців тому +384

    Love the "Who's ready for Tomorrow" playing on the background

    • @Eli_Guy
      @Eli_Guy 6 місяців тому +59

      Ngl, this would be some common Night City gonk activity lmao

    • @nollie632
      @nollie632 6 місяців тому +8

      Fr😞

    • @LawfulChaotic1
      @LawfulChaotic1 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Eli_Guyhah, nice

    • @soggy_bagel2195
      @soggy_bagel2195 5 місяців тому +5

      I noticed that too

    • @rainbowmullet
      @rainbowmullet 5 місяців тому

      Alright, choomba. Don't let the corpos know we're here for biz, yknow'. Arasaka would get on our asses if we're spotted here. So shush, choom.

  • @birthdayboy5347
    @birthdayboy5347 Рік тому +19665

    Bro he fell for 3 days

  • @captainobvious7877
    @captainobvious7877 Рік тому +2691

    "I don't hear him screaming." Duh... cuz he clearly made it. 😏😏

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 Рік тому +23

      Lol yea u right 😊

    • @carmentasha2789
      @carmentasha2789 Рік тому +90

      Yea, made it into that spirit realm 😮 🫣 😇
      It's the sudden stop that gets everyone 💀

    • @shadowgaming-uf5yi
      @shadowgaming-uf5yi Рік тому +5

      Yh made it

    • @simplyskrypt3914
      @simplyskrypt3914 Рік тому +16

      I feel like there wouldve been more screaming if he did make it ngl

    • @MammaKush88
      @MammaKush88 Рік тому +4

      Made it all the way to Valhalla

  • @bibbobbeep
    @bibbobbeep 6 місяців тому +83

    This is low-key so dark, the reaction just made it even more realistic

  • @deadlyspaghetti1
    @deadlyspaghetti1 5 місяців тому +40

    Bro the “YOU GOT THIS ~no he doesn’t~” had me dying

  • @luccas.4273
    @luccas.4273 11 місяців тому +2928

    "I don't hear him screaming"
    That's because he's allright😂

  • @ihnikun
    @ihnikun Рік тому +2267

    Bro the sound got me lmfao

    • @sunray686
      @sunray686 Рік тому +47

      It got him too

    • @benjaminmartis857
      @benjaminmartis857 Рік тому +31

      For real. The entire time I was with it and it was cool but the last sound. 💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @lazygamer923
      @lazygamer923 Рік тому

      ​​​@@benjaminmartis857😆 Guess what...
      NO ONE FUCKING ASKED!!!!!

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo Рік тому +5

      That's actually more like what a jumper sounds like when they hit

    • @Southsideju
      @Southsideju Рік тому +10

      The flinch and sitting down was 100% accurate too 😂

  • @Stark0024
    @Stark0024 10 місяців тому +44

    This is why aliens don't visit us🗿

  • @lemonperson560
    @lemonperson560 6 місяців тому +11

    I never thought I would see these 2 together😂

  • @chaghetti
    @chaghetti Рік тому +28147

    Make sure y’all record these types of conversations so you can prove, yes, he was just that dumb. No, we did not push him.

    • @O4C209
      @O4C209 Рік тому +1416

      Facts.
      Every time my friends decide to do a jump, I say, "hold on, I'm recording this".

    • @vladislavohremenco3472
      @vladislavohremenco3472 Рік тому

      Yes officer, his mom did drop him on his head on a couple occasions.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie Рік тому +443

      Dude still encouraged him to jump.....

    • @Prince27918
      @Prince27918 Рік тому +226

      @@lulolie they said not too😂

    • @jehriasean6379
      @jehriasean6379 Рік тому +131

      Dude told him he could do it.

  • @trendytrenessh462
    @trendytrenessh462 Рік тому +680

    "superman has the ability to fly" was a much better answer than "superman isn't real"

    • @TheGameianDark
      @TheGameianDark Рік тому +38

      Nah! He's very much real... I just saw him flying around a few minutes before!!!!!!
      🤔 Or was it a bird? 🤔 Or was it a plane? Nah! That's definitely Superman! 🦸‍♂️

    • @stephanielu7694
      @stephanielu7694 Рік тому +9

      😂🤣

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets 10 місяців тому +12

    The reaction when your friend does something totally stupid and you're just left in shock and despair is so freaking real in here 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @di3aliv342
    @di3aliv342 6 місяців тому +7

    "Superman has the ability to fly philip"
    "😮I don't hear him screaming"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead af

  • @F4UC3
    @F4UC3 Рік тому +3078

    "Superman has the ability to fly, Philip"! I don't know why, but that had me rolling!

    • @emancules
      @emancules Рік тому +45

      “Im just gonna Super-Man it”
      *you’re missing a crucial detail*

    • @y.g.fcnote4293
      @y.g.fcnote4293 Рік тому +10

      Had me rolling to 😭he sounded so disappointed

    • @sebbacca4804
      @sebbacca4804 Рік тому +8

      This video is sponsored by hallucinogenic drugs

    • @peytonwalsh5219
      @peytonwalsh5219 Рік тому +5

      That was my favourite line bro

    • @HeWhoProclaims
      @HeWhoProclaims Рік тому +2

      Literally has me dead when I said it.

  • @curly_bill
    @curly_bill Рік тому +4496

    “You would need a running start but there’s a railing”
    Love that he implies he could make that jump even with a running start 💀

    • @joshrandall3632
      @joshrandall3632 Рік тому +244

      That was my favorite part. He gave him a way out. "Yeah, you're right, I could make it, but the railing."

    • @vang-toulee8351
      @vang-toulee8351 Рік тому +51

      With enough height maybe it's possible. I assume your knees and legs would hurt like shit tho.

    • @calebanderson5546
      @calebanderson5546 Рік тому +34

      ​@@vang-toulee8351I think minimal possibility from the roof to the landing but that would still require speed, a good jump, and not messing up the timing of the jump.

    • @SMJSelena
      @SMJSelena Рік тому +10

      I watch shorts of this parkour guy, Bob Reese, and feel like he could maybe do it 🤔

    • @Lodoelama
      @Lodoelama Рік тому +9

      He could definitely make that

  • @callidus5586
    @callidus5586 6 місяців тому +8

    "You think you can make a stand jump from there?" You don't even have to act that.😅😂

  • @jacobpowell5938
    @jacobpowell5938 2 місяці тому +2

    the cyber punk music goes fuckin crazy

  • @joelex7966
    @joelex7966 Рік тому +12462

    You will never hear a woman say to a group of her friends "watch this shit".

    • @ZlyJaszczomp
      @ZlyJaszczomp Рік тому +245

      Legend says they exist

    • @RyubearSaysGao
      @RyubearSaysGao Рік тому +404

      Oh, teenage girls get up to some- Questionable stuff. It just does not involve 'I can jump that far' situations.
      Shoplifting lipgloss, pranking their friends by pretending to be someone else online. Not to mention sleepover shenanigans.
      I had a lot of female friends, as a teenager. They are better at hiding these things.

    • @joelex7966
      @joelex7966 Рік тому +60

      @@ZlyJaszczomp I am sure there are a few out there and they usually go on to win Darwin awards.

    • @joelex7966
      @joelex7966 Рік тому +19

      @@RyubearSaysGao more so now than they used to.

    • @TheCoffeeCrow
      @TheCoffeeCrow Рік тому +56

      No, no I say that daily. We just have the self restraint when we know we don't want to suffer specific consequences.
      ....
      Now if you don't care about the consequences-

  • @jonosono
    @jonosono Рік тому +3311

    Knew this shit was going to go left as soon as I heard that Cyberpunk music. Those two better get outta Night City, 'cause they are next!

    • @stonegod95
      @stonegod95 Рік тому +89

      He should've just put a pile of garbage bags on the ground for a safe landing

    • @sampackman69
      @sampackman69 Рік тому +57

      Just be thankful Everett didn't add the other song at the end
      Because Phillip didn't "want to stay at your house"

    • @biggiracc
      @biggiracc Рік тому +29

      ​@@stonegod95 Average Kyle Crane enjoyer

    • @stonegod95
      @stonegod95 Рік тому +5

      @@biggiracc 😆

    • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
      @KhoaLe-uc2ny Рік тому +23

      Cyberpunk AND dying light in the same thread? Damn I love this community.

  • @kittkattcrearions
    @kittkattcrearions 7 місяців тому +10

    That crunch as he hit the bottom😂😂

  • @dx6512
    @dx6512 7 місяців тому +3

    "I didn't hear him screaming"
    Bro took the L silently

  • @alexwilliams2419
    @alexwilliams2419 Рік тому +6391

    “I didn’t hear him screaming”
    Bro I want that type of confidence when even though you’re about to kiss concrete, you still think you’re making it

    • @yifangyuan3719
      @yifangyuan3719 Рік тому +29

      yeah…. that’s what happend

    • @mrwombo9840
      @mrwombo9840 Рік тому +61

      “I don’t hear him screaming” How are so many people messing that up.

    • @alexwilliams2419
      @alexwilliams2419 Рік тому +14

      @@mrwombo9840 idk maybe i was in public or whatever. Tho it's good that you heard it correctly bro, i mean the sheer impact that your comment has by showing me how fucking bad i am at hearing any sound, bro your the guy, trust me your that guy

    • @30pranaypawar17
      @30pranaypawar17 Рік тому +2

      ​@@alexwilliams2419he fell and break the sound barrier, thats why you heard no sound untill a sonic splash in end.

    • @stranger342
      @stranger342 Рік тому +9

      @@mrwombo9840 past tense. He died how tf would he screaming? They saying he didnt scream at all while falling bruh

  • @MrCantfindanynames
    @MrCantfindanynames Рік тому +1815

    🤣🤣🤣🤣... It's always that one friend. "You got this!" "You can do anything you put your mind to bro!" NOOOOOOOOO! 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @Unknown-UpTown-Resident
      @Unknown-UpTown-Resident 11 місяців тому +24

      Lol fr, they the worst type

    • @darcylea2993
      @darcylea2993 10 місяців тому +19

      😂 I'm that friend.
      Cause it's true!.. You can literally do anything you put your mind to. The end result is irrelevant. At least you lived your best life!

    • @breadcastle6867
      @breadcastle6867 10 місяців тому +15

      ​​@@darcylea2993with friends like you, who needs enemies

    • @Daveighna
      @Daveighna 10 місяців тому +4

      ​​@@breadcastle6867😂 I need friends like that. I usually choose achievable goals, but I don't have the courage and self-confidence to move, so I often have to struggle with my demons, support from such friends would help a lot 😅

    • @breadcastle6867
      @breadcastle6867 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Daveighna Well, as long as they are "sensible" goals. I hope you meet good people who'll cheer you on towards achieving those goals.

  • @yuhjt
    @yuhjt 6 місяців тому +3

    " you can't do that with the railing right here"... proceeds to hold the railing on the other side😅

    • @Greg_tha_rushin
      @Greg_tha_rushin 6 місяців тому +2

      Finally! I feel like no one else is talking about this or didn't notice it, lol

    • @tubester358
      @tubester358 2 місяці тому +1

      Daym I watch in lowres so I thought maybe I wasn't seeing right lol

  • @shadowghost815
    @shadowghost815 6 місяців тому +2

    He said, "You got it," trying to give him words of encouragement 😭😭😭

  • @daigozidashi4376
    @daigozidashi4376 Рік тому +1742

    Honestly, that reaction felt so real, the disbelief of watching him jump the railing, turning away, and then hearing the crash and dropping to the floor breathless and stunned...

    • @maclex7046
      @maclex7046 10 місяців тому +19

      For you to know is real you must have experienced it. Are you alrigth, mate?

    • @knightingirl
      @knightingirl 10 місяців тому +39

      ​@maclex7046 The OP is right. That acting was top-notch. The way they turned away after he jumped, and their reaction to the sound was 👌🏽.
      You don't need to experience that to know.

    • @Sabersafe
      @Sabersafe 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@knightingirl
      Yeah, there's that feeling of guilt after convincing your friend that it's okay to do a stupid dangerous thing.
      That's why you turn around as if you don't want to witness how they get hurt or die.
      You just can't.

    • @unique9719
      @unique9719 10 місяців тому +3

      The commentssssss y'alll plssss 😭😭😂😂

    • @FinesseKidd_22
      @FinesseKidd_22 10 місяців тому +9

      right? why was this lowkey dark asf💀

  • @Rikenbo
    @Rikenbo Рік тому +7496

    Those 6½ seconds of silence before the SPLAT, plus their shocked and horrified reaction? 😱 PRICELESS!!! 🤣

    • @Ed_Entertainment_III
      @Ed_Entertainment_III Рік тому +226

      The formula used to calculate distance using time fallen for and gravity is 1/2•g•t², using a stopwatch I found that he fell for about 7.5 seconds plugging this into the equation gives you 1/2•9.8•7.5², the output is the distance fallen in meters which is 275.625 meters or around 904 feet, on average every floor is 14 feet meaning that he fell around sixty four floors before becoming a fine red mist on the road

    • @bread9923
      @bread9923 Рік тому +38

      ​@@Ed_Entertainment_IIImy brain

    • @Ed_Entertainment_III
      @Ed_Entertainment_III Рік тому +64

      He would be going about 164mph or 264 kph when he hit the ground

    • @Ed_Entertainment_III
      @Ed_Entertainment_III Рік тому +60

      Assuming he weighed the average for someone of his height, (around 156lbs or 70.76kg) the energy his body would impart when striking the ground would be around 191131.61 joules of force

    • @Ed_Entertainment_III
      @Ed_Entertainment_III Рік тому +49

      ​@bread9923 that's like 119 punches by Mike Tyson ALL AT ONCE or 166,600 lbs of force

  • @mythicmind
    @mythicmind 11 місяців тому +6

    The sudden bang impact got me deceased 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 9 місяців тому +1

    the cyberpunk music in the background LOL

  • @deadbattery3224
    @deadbattery3224 Рік тому +817

    “No balls.”

    • @Patrick-zr8tv
      @Patrick-zr8tv Рік тому +59

      Not anymore

    • @Metronati
      @Metronati Рік тому

      @@Patrick-zr8tv when they find his dead body they’ll see two little cracked pellets where his balls where

    • @Phantomx_Strider
      @Phantomx_Strider Рік тому +40

      ​@@Patrick-zr8tv no head either 💀💀

    • @-m.d.n-9019
      @-m.d.n-9019 Рік тому +8

      No life too

    • @riglowkun
      @riglowkun Рік тому +16

      "You won't"

  • @bigonesolutions1658
    @bigonesolutions1658 Рік тому +253

    “I don’t hear him screaming” was a great touch

  • @janortiz420Friedly
    @janortiz420Friedly 10 місяців тому +1

    “I don’t hear him screaming” He was fighting demons

  • @justicetaylor8052
    @justicetaylor8052 4 місяці тому +1

    OH SHIT! IM JUST REALIZING YALL KNOW EACH OTHER! That’s dope!

  • @raneahester5612
    @raneahester5612 Рік тому +3079

    “I didn’t hear him screaming”
    Just killed me xDDDd

    • @bakanim1888
      @bakanim1888 11 місяців тому +37

      That's not the only thing it killed 😂

    • @RobbWes
      @RobbWes 11 місяців тому +11

      I guess he skipped the "A" in S.P.L.A.T

    • @RobbWes
      @RobbWes 11 місяців тому

      .
      |
      |
      \/
      Squat.
      Pray.
      Leap.
      AHHHH.
      Touchdown.

    • @diqital_aviator
      @diqital_aviator 11 місяців тому +11

      Yeah killed him too 😂

    • @rykerhippen9983
      @rykerhippen9983 10 місяців тому +4

      I DONT hear him screaming

  • @Chef_nO-shiRt
    @Chef_nO-shiRt Рік тому +1839

    “You got it.”
    He was so sure of his abilities 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kuronokarasu2307
    @kuronokarasu2307 10 місяців тому +1

    "I don't hear him screaming" that part got me

  • @kurotama_doublebread
    @kurotama_doublebread 10 місяців тому

    I love how the acting is taken seriously but managed to make a death funny

  • @BenBePlayin333
    @BenBePlayin333 Рік тому +265

    “You got this”
    *quietly*
    “He doesn’t”

  • @smokedravioli3208
    @smokedravioli3208 Рік тому +503

    Bro the crash actually made cry wtf, I was not expecting that LMAOOO😭

    • @Just_Call_Me_Pagton
      @Just_Call_Me_Pagton Рік тому +10

      That was a long ass fall

    • @Kyharra
      @Kyharra Рік тому

      It's not like it was sad lol

    • @ogbmt
      @ogbmt Рік тому +1

      ​@@Kyharra I think they meant cry laughing

    • @smokedravioli3208
      @smokedravioli3208 Рік тому

      @@ogbmt that is what I meant thanks bb

    • @BigblackDavis
      @BigblackDavis Рік тому +1

      @@ogbmt oh cry laughing, I’ve been on Reddit for too long

  • @Spy-re9ee
    @Spy-re9ee Місяць тому +1

    Nah the delayed splat was chilling 😂

  • @Adhd.energy
    @Adhd.energy 9 місяців тому

    Just so you know I’m taking notes. You’re editing this teaching me a lot :)

  • @benchmarknerd
    @benchmarknerd 11 місяців тому +3650

    Given that we hear him jump at 0:45 and hit the ground at 0:52, even if we assume he was able to hit his peak height a whole second after he leaves the ground, he still fell nearly 180 meters, or about 575 feet.
    Bro had the confidence to jump from OVER 50 STORIES UP. Honestly massive respect

    • @dogfangss
      @dogfangss 10 місяців тому +229

      They did the math.

    • @lostplug
      @lostplug 10 місяців тому +59

      @@dogfangssPhysics not math

    • @Shawn-yo4oc
      @Shawn-yo4oc 7 місяців тому +342

      ​@@lostplugphysics is math.

    • @alostduckling5024
      @alostduckling5024 7 місяців тому +122

      MATH IS MATH

    • @lostplug
      @lostplug 7 місяців тому +8

      @@Shawn-yo4oc 🥲😞

  • @WestAirAviation
    @WestAirAviation Рік тому +158

    "You thinking what I'm thinking, partner?"
    "Aim for the bushes."

  • @theplaceholder3
    @theplaceholder3 6 місяців тому +1

    That sounds like a closed casket funeral to me

  • @unpapubasico
    @unpapubasico 10 місяців тому +1

    Everyone is ready for tomorrow in the background gives me edgerunners vibe from the way he dies

  • @eddy.gdelaleu3860
    @eddy.gdelaleu3860 Рік тому +366

    The head holding…. That’s the moment he suppressed all the trauma

  • @Xerithx
    @Xerithx Рік тому +582

    "You got it" 💀💀Knowingly sent this man to the grave lmao

    • @DavidRLentz
      @DavidRLentz Рік тому +2

      It's a skit. They pranked you!

    • @Xerithx
      @Xerithx Рік тому +10

      @@DavidRLentz what 🤯🤯 mind blown

    • @DavidRLentz
      @DavidRLentz Рік тому +2

      @@Xerithx ,🤣 They smacked you with APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

    • @Xerithx
      @Xerithx Рік тому +3

      @@DavidRLentz I got fooled hard like I really thought they uploaded a video of someone jumping off a building 😳😳 on UA-cam no less that's crazzzzyyyy 💀💀

    • @cavemanindustries5102
      @cavemanindustries5102 Рік тому +2

      Sounds like me and my friends

  • @uCruz_
    @uCruz_ 2 місяці тому

    The acting on this one was on point, to the turning around and sitting down lmao

  • @ItsThatKidGreg
    @ItsThatKidGreg 6 місяців тому

    The confidence and him not screaming leads me to believe the conclusion wasn't an accident

  • @podawe8051
    @podawe8051 Рік тому +800

    This is exactly how this exchange would go too. There'd be some push back from one friend, and the other friend would egg you on.

    • @nakamuraasuka7561
      @nakamuraasuka7561 Рік тому +10

      Then there's me in the background telling him that it's the most stupidest idea that I have ever heard, and then rationally explain why it's dumb and that he shouldn't do it. Only to be ignored. Then I would have a 'I told you' face as I witness their end.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Рік тому +1

      @@nakamuraasuka7561 but imagine if you were the dumb one and he does it cause he actually has been trying to do it for year and did it 3 times in a row one day and realized he has perfected it, and did all of this so you could feel so dumb.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Рік тому +3

      @@nakamuraasuka7561also yeah you are the pushback? Not a new variant of friend.

    • @nakamuraasuka7561
      @nakamuraasuka7561 Рік тому +1

      @@emrahalien2972 I would honestly applaud them for deceiving me, and I would be in shock and awe that they could pull the stunt off numerous times!

    • @nakamuraasuka7561
      @nakamuraasuka7561 Рік тому

      @emrahalien2972 I wasn't saying that I was a new variant, I was just inserting myself as a third friend that happened to be there. Of course, I'm a pushback.

  • @kicktheball2703
    @kicktheball2703 11 місяців тому +1170

    *invades personal space* “Superman has the ability to fly , Phillip.” 💀💀

    • @silverwind9906
      @silverwind9906 6 місяців тому +4

      I gonna gave to to drive the point lol

    • @danielperez8489
      @danielperez8489 6 місяців тому +9

      @@silverwind9906what on earth did you just say, my guy

    • @nigru6599
      @nigru6599 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@silverwind9906Did you have a stroke good ma'am?

    • @silverwind9906
      @silverwind9906 6 місяців тому

      @@nigru6599 did you?

  • @whitneydenise2786
    @whitneydenise2786 4 місяці тому

    😂 it was the….. “you got it” for me🤣🤣🤣

  • @yowelwilson9990
    @yowelwilson9990 10 місяців тому +1

    The look on his face when he says “he doesn’t even believe you” made it funny and horrifying at the same time.

  • @RangerA588
    @RangerA588 Рік тому +185

    I was still processing what happened until he hit the ground

  • @freecandynvan2816
    @freecandynvan2816 Рік тому +396

    “Right. . . You write the note and I’ll call the police. If we tell them what actually happened then we’ll be doing 25-life because no one will believe that’s what really happened.”

  • @sunbear9374
    @sunbear9374 10 місяців тому

    Appreciate the music y'all chose that's one of my favorite cruising

  • @dowtuluv-3701
    @dowtuluv-3701 3 місяці тому

    The best part is these kind of thoughts come in our minds casually

  • @kingrjPlays_YT
    @kingrjPlays_YT Рік тому +1251

    Nah bro the silence was loud and clear 😂😂😂 got me laughing my behind off

    • @leejayson7047
      @leejayson7047 Рік тому +12

      I know 5 dudes in my life tht are like tht
      "Yeah I think I can fight the gator dude"
      "Nah, the pitbull with scar aint gonna do nothin"
      "Dude, trust me.....if you look gorilla in the eyes you gonna assert authority over them.......and the glass is strong"

  • @TheMMMification
    @TheMMMification Рік тому +135

    That ending was brutal.

  • @meowthtroplaysvideogames
    @meowthtroplaysvideogames 9 місяців тому +1

    “I don’t hear him screaming”
    Bro was traumatized 💀

  • @FloWoodEnT123
    @FloWoodEnT123 Рік тому +1978

    "Superman has the ability to fly, Philip".
    Bro had the most top tier realistic acting throughout this video 😂👌🏾
    Edit: two weeks later, I'm still laughing at this line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Winnerbro123
      @Winnerbro123 Рік тому +5

      Fella*

    • @justinbutler591
      @justinbutler591 Рік тому +7

      ​@Duolingo what are you trying to correct to "fella"

    • @FloWoodEnT123
      @FloWoodEnT123 Рік тому +2

      @duolingo-zi8vp you do know, he said "Phillip", right?

    • @Winnerbro123
      @Winnerbro123 Рік тому +2

      @@FloWoodEnT123 my bad

    • @SiriHakuoh
      @SiriHakuoh Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂 I came here for this comment!

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 Рік тому +106

    "Your Honor, he said he thought he could do it."

  • @darianrg7879
    @darianrg7879 10 місяців тому

    Just when I was dead laughing because of their reaction when he jumped😂😂 the splatt sound just made me cough my lungs out😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fearlessoraine12
    @fearlessoraine12 5 місяців тому

    Nah that crunch was the best jump scare of 2024 I ain’t expect it

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 Рік тому +273

    My man said “you got it” 💀
    Yeah he got a one way ticket straight to fu**in’ hell 🤣

    • @rihamy2nd
      @rihamy2nd Рік тому +2

      The “you got it” absolutely slayed me 😂

  • @ZaeRod
    @ZaeRod Рік тому +1218

    "He'd still be alive right now if yall niggas ain't gas him up"

  • @LilYungWulf
    @LilYungWulf 5 місяців тому

    The lack of screaming or fear of failure makes me feel like this was a different kind of jump…

  • @Stewiethegrinch
    @Stewiethegrinch 3 місяці тому +1

    MOST UNEXPECTED COLLAB OF THE YEAR BRUHHHH

  • @gptstudios9580
    @gptstudios9580 Рік тому +298

    “Wait Really?” I’m in fuccin tears😭

  • @its__ashy4818
    @its__ashy4818 Рік тому +278

    I haven't seen a better punchline delivery in a while

  • @thekanable
    @thekanable 10 місяців тому

    The long pause before the impact eas everything. 😂

  • @etherealstreamer
    @etherealstreamer 10 місяців тому

    Love how the guy encouraging him and saying he could do it is just…himself.

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo Рік тому +414

    “Ok…… he was feeling REALLY depressed these last couple days.”

    • @30pranaypawar17
      @30pranaypawar17 Рік тому +23

      "and... why didnt you stop him?"
      "officer, it was a canon event."

  • @malindaredix9703
    @malindaredix9703 Рік тому +227

    When he said.."you got it" ..and the other guy said " no he doesn't " that shii killed my soul🤣

  • @collectivewrld6209
    @collectivewrld6209 5 місяців тому

    "You're gonna have to show him bro" if fvkn wild 😭

  • @MAX-oq8rd
    @MAX-oq8rd 10 місяців тому

    I just mad out laughing to that "splat" sound😂😂🤣🤣

  • @justinm693
    @justinm693 Рік тому +228

    That was honestly a pretty good Superman impression.
    This dude's soul just went "Up up and away!".

  • @naheleshiriki5496
    @naheleshiriki5496 Рік тому +1222

    Ladies and gentlemen, if a person states that they're going to jump from a ledge to their death thinking they can make it. You have every right to physically restrain them from making the last mistake they will ever make.

    • @albinoblksheep9231
      @albinoblksheep9231 Рік тому +275

      Their body, their choice.

    • @hames7405
      @hames7405 Рік тому

      ​@@albinoblksheep9231 Well, once they're dead, it's gonna be, "Burn the body, it's the only choice."

    • @gigajesus
      @gigajesus Рік тому +128

      @@albinoblksheep9231 💀

    • @reka10
      @reka10 Рік тому +21

      Just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean you should. If law enforcement just took this to heart, there'd be fewer ''accidental'' shootings.

    • @Champ0222
      @Champ0222 Рік тому +88

      @@reka10 you don’t have the right to shooting someone in some circumstances just because you’re a cop. And yes, you should physically restrain someone trying to jump to their death

  • @kevincervantes4783
    @kevincervantes4783 6 місяців тому

    The pain in bros facing when he said ur gonna do a standing jump from here to there 😂😂

  • @grantdelaino4411
    @grantdelaino4411 Місяць тому

    "You got it!"........................................... "CRUNCH!"
    WOW, just.. WOW

  • @X0verXDriveX
    @X0verXDriveX Рік тому +130

    - "I feel like I can make this jump.".
    - "What jump?".
    I'm already laughing.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc Рік тому +125

    "I will spend the rest of the day talking with the police, doctors, lawyers and your family. You're NOT doing that."

  • @heycowild8814
    @heycowild8814 2 місяці тому

    Prolly still my fav so far. With grandpas lore as a close second.

  • @neo7538
    @neo7538 6 місяців тому

    "I didnt hear him screamin" I actually got chocked up when dude said that 💀

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 Рік тому +139

    Anytime a bro says he's going to jump it, you are obligated to say, "hold on, I'm gonna record this".

    • @csguy3223
      @csguy3223 Рік тому +1

      True, need proof that he was stupid.

    • @Matt_H_
      @Matt_H_ Рік тому

      Bro code

  • @jacobgonzalez3297
    @jacobgonzalez3297 Рік тому +68

    “Superman has the ability to FLY PHILLIP” had me deceased lmao

  • @lesleykhanye9945
    @lesleykhanye9945 5 місяців тому

    "I don't him screaming " got me on the floor

  • @Mila_Kim_VIP
    @Mila_Kim_VIP 10 місяців тому +1

    -Trying to hype :" You got this ! "
    -Whispering " He doesn't " 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Shadow31ex
    @Shadow31ex Рік тому +120

    As a man, I officially approve this message even when it hurts.

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel Рік тому +11

      As a mother of boys this message terrifies me out of my wits.

    • @Jono_93
      @Jono_93 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Brievel
      I gave my mum a few scares when i was 8, first i fell out a tree i climbed and got scratched up by the branches on the way down, looked like my back had been malled by a Bear.😄
      Later that year i fell off my bike into the corner of a wall and cracked my skull, i can still feel the crack from the top of my fore head to my right eyebrow, no permanent damage though so i'm fine.
      But yeah your right to be terrified to a degree. 😅

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel Рік тому +4

      @@Jono_93 I have never actually had any men in my life - except my husband who turned out be a predator 🙄 so can't judge by him - so I'm looking up videos of men and boys to know what to expect from my sons and... ignorance is, as they say, bliss. 😶

    • @Jono_93
      @Jono_93 Рік тому

      @@Brievel
      Woah, sorry to hear about your husband or ex rather, just know most of us aren't fu**ed in the head but there are a lot of sick f**ks out there.
      I would recommend Jordan Peterson's work, he's a psychologist, you've probably heard of him. Regardless of whether you like him or not, he has a lot to teach about male and female psychology.

    • @BlackMoridin
      @BlackMoridin Рік тому +2

      ​@@Brievel ohh boy.... get your kid on a good martial art and he'll be fine. But boys need male role confidants to learn how to channel aggression and testosterone in to productivity. But I'm glad to read your doing the research.
      And it's non of my business but I've got to mention this. Teach yourself to recognize the difference between, displays of male competence and assertiveness vs tyranny and aggression. They appear similar. I say this because sadly many female survivors can't tell the difference, and they end up squashing their sons potential. Bit a good martial art like muay thai, bjj or if you want something more traditional, kali jeet ku do. If you'd want something different chess also a good one. 😉
      And srry to hear about the kids dad

  • @ZombiemanOhhellnaw
    @ZombiemanOhhellnaw Рік тому +127

    This is an accurate summary of what it's like thinking you're going to start a successful company 😭

    • @R8ISH
      @R8ISH 6 місяців тому +2

      😭😭

  • @Chicken92774
    @Chicken92774 10 місяців тому

    My guy just fell for like 10 seconds. You ain't gonna heat him screaming!

  • @edwinperez9878
    @edwinperez9878 10 місяців тому

    They way the turn around made me feel like someone actually jumped and they are in disbelief and waiting for the hit of the impact lol

  • @raku744
    @raku744 Рік тому +120

    That confident: " *You got it!* " is what got me 😂