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dude tells jokes like its a TED Talk.
How it supposed to be
I think because he doesn’t have a microphone it reminds you of a TED talk.
Right!
I thought it was a Ted talk at first
@@loganturner2669 Came here to say the same thing.
It apparently wasn't supposed to be a joke but: Because he's dyslexic, he chooses videos over reading, can't understand them...and turns on the subtitles? That's some layered comedy there!
Ahhh finally someone who gets it
@@MosesStorm oMG IS IT ACTUALLY YOU? You are incredible
@@qwertyyxoxo you are very kind
@@qwertyyxoxo Senpai noticed you, well done sir
@@nickbirrer i'm a lady, but thank you I FEEL LIKE A WINNER
His delivery and content is fresh. Moses always entertains...I want to see more of his comedy here.
His gesture or mannerism is like Conan though.
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Shobhit
@@MosesStorm Whoa! Hey man...no need to thank me, I find your stand up hilarious and I really enjoyed the Ice in Iceland bit. I wish you all the success bro. Hope to see more of your stuff on here. Cheers
Yes, Android being for poor people, super fresh. You know, with Android phones that cost like 2500 dollars n all lol. Also I had a green bubble when I didn't re-enable iMessage, from an iPhone X. Otherwise his set was pretty tight.
@@MosesStorm you're great man! Excellent stand up, Conan fans love you. Here's hoping to see a lot more of you.
watching someone nail their set is such a wholesome feeling
I love how well-structured his sets are! He proves that stand-up is, indeed, an art form.
One of the nicest comments on here! Thank you for that
@@MosesStorm I guess you do don't not read betterer now, huh?
There is simply not enough Moses Storm material on the UA-cams.
Shane Hunter !!!!!!
Agreed.
He kinda sucks tho, maybe that’s why hahahaha
You remind me of Robin Williams. Thanks for manifesting your genius. Bring it on!!!
This boy needs a Netflix special!
Or six.
Boy people are lowering the bar for who they demand gets a Netflix special.
@@Chipwhitley274 If Hannah Gadsby can get a Netflix special - Moses storm can have a dozen IMHO. He is leagues ahead of that morose train wreck of a human in content, structure and delivery.
And I do agree with you; the bar has been set very low.
It's two years later and he's getting an HBO Max special thanks to Conan moving to that platform.
no
the way this comes full circle is AMAZING
He has that ingredient that all the greatest comics have: Rage
Bill Burr comes to mind xD
the tutorial part was ON POINT! hahahhahah
100% true
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it!
@@MosesStorm Thank you for your reply and comedy!
It's true, those youtube tutorials are the worst LOL everyone has seen at least one
btw Dwayne Perkins also has a whole bit about how there even are youtube tutorials on "how to wipe my butt"
I'm a college art & design instructor and anytime I have a student email me with a question about Rhino or Photoshop, etc, I always make the same mistake of thinking I can just google some pre-existing UA-cam tutorial and send them the link to save myself some time. Aaaannnnnd after about 20 minutes of trying to determine whether or not I can responsibly send anything I've just watched, I just do my own screen capture vid and send it to them (which can take time because I'll do multiple takes!) These jokes spoke to me so hard! Great stuff!
He's so right about how poor people are viewed as being stupid when in fact they are just as intelligent as affluent people but just don't have the same opportunities or resources to pursue a meaningful career. It's a pity because people from disadvantaged backgrounds have to work harder for every opportunity and therefore don't take things for granted unlike the wealthy privileged elite who exploit poor people.
Aw...
Glad you get it
I'm also from poor family and also dyslexic. But at least i can always use it as an easy scapegoat for not reading long ass boring texts from people.
@@Jebu911 So you're an optimist.
True story
That Eastern European 'janked' up accent is amazing. And it's TRUE- they do dominate the tutorial space of UA-cam for some reason.😂😂😂
Except Czech Republic (whom he talked about) aint Eastern Europe:-P And we kinda hate that misinformation. We are only like 50% Slavic. Yeah, our accent is shitty, tho.
@@skadi6750 come on, don't embaress yourself like that. Czechs are slav and nothing can change it. Be proud.
“Did you know Megan was poor?” 😂😂
I like how actual Moses replies to like 50% of the comments. Moses PLEASE upload more clips of your stand up for the love of god!!! You are an incredible boi
That is the plan. Working on recording some new stuff now. I have some tour dates coming up and I'm going to rec those. Thank you for watching
@@MosesStorm I can't wait!! ❤️
Moses Storm Funny bit about the green text bubbles, but the bubble of the person texting you isn’t green-yours is green.
maremacd green means android if you have an iphone. Its a VERY dumb joke. Haha poor people and their androids amirite haha? Oh your android phone costs 1800 dollars? Well green bubble so lol you still suck lawlz im clever.
Ictus ooh someone’s got an android
I love that Conan came in and said "what'd I tell ya?!" He's such a sweetie!
Go watch his previous Conan stand-up. It's amazing. You won't regret it.
link, please
@@cookowl don't be a lazy daisy, search storm Moses In the search box.
@@officialdirtmcgurt what if I'm a nosey rosey
+Robert Hennington Lazy is suggesting it and not putting up a hyperlink or html. It's 2019 not 1996. Dinosaur.
reality851 Don’t you know who my father is?!
this guy is such a verbal artist. I can't form a sentence with so much info, much less weave them together into a story in a perfect flow and then act it out
I don’t know why, but I always gets so excited when someone mentions the Czech Republic...
same
@@AlexaBellaMuerte haha
Gotta give em a shout out
Same here. Perhaps because we're a pretty small country that many people don't know about. Props to Moses for knowing something about our history and incorporating our country (and our Slovakian brother's country) into his standup.
Because it's amazing!
Moses storm is one of the best Conan standup the past few years. Can’t wait til he blows up
Ali Ruckstadter him and Daniel sloss
The Wingdings font joke gets me every damn time
Good will hunting joke was gold 🤣🤣🤣
I was dying after the wingdings delivery!
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Carter
I love how lively and fresh he is, can't wait to see more of him in the future.
I’ve never repeatedly watched a UA-cam video more than this one! Moses Storm needs a comedy special! Delivery is perfect 👌🏻
The Wingdings font joke @4:40 had me wheezing!
He could be the successor of Conan. Just Saying...
Team Momo
You know what, u might actually be right, his standup feels fresh and unique . I hope he gets super successful and even more funny
It may just be me, but did you get a little bit of a Robin Williams vibe with his movements and face expressions?
I like that idea
Yes i can see it.
iPhone users: Green text bubbles are ew.
Android users: So just change it, oh wait, you can’t. Sorry just used to text bubbles being any color we want....🤣
💯
My android phone was 1000 dollars what do you mean I'm poor lol
SaphricPCGaming peasant
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@@MosesStorm lol I think it's pretty cool that you reply to the comments. You probs won't do that when you get bigger tho hey lol. Also I don't think that was Apple's intention, as regular non-iMessage texts show up as green as well. Blue just indicates that they're using iMessage lol. I liked your set btw. I especially liked the UA-cam tutorials part, as someone who prefers to watch videos as I have ASD.
SaphricPCGaming
Yeah they cost the same amount... also I have an iPhone and I changed my text bubbles to green.
Same
People do the same thing with depression. They’re like oh my goodness this video cured my depression. You probably didn’t have depression. I feel like people with like legit issues don’t say things like this video cured my depression.
Maybe they're people with depression going through denial. Just because they say it doesn't make it true.
Maybe it's just a joke. Maybe they either know they don't have depression or they have it and the video didn't actually cure it.
I think if someone watched a video that cured their depression they'd be too busy being not depressed to comment on YT about it.
I have depression, have had it for years, and I joke about it all the time. Even then, that's just kind of a saying, like do you think everyone who says "well that just butters my eggroll" is actually holding an eggroll?
@@JoseGranny the "butters my eggroll" vine...? omg is that now a really obscure reference? "grinds my gears", "pushes my buttons", etc
Love him, took too long to be back. Waiting for the Netflix special
Easily one of the most entertaining stand ups currently. Hope he has massive success
Damn! This guy is really good.
As a UA-cam tutorial creator, I'd like to add that some of us are allergic to second takes and pauses in recording.
(Spot on and hilarious stand up!)
Seeing that green bubble is really a significant moment in a new relationship. It’s like...sigh...everything’s going to be a little bit difficult with this one.
omg the tutorial bit is SO spot on
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it!
USB cord is almost always the right side up the first time, still does not go in, flip it with no luck, flip it back and then it goes in.
Also, aderall is amphetamines (speed), not cocaine.
Yeah but coke sounds funnier. Whoops
@@MosesStorm Also more relatable, amirite little dude
Yeah, I hate that 4th dimension...
I hope John Mulaney has a good financial manager
As a Slovakian watching Conan all the time, nice to hear my country mentioned :D
Shout out to you!
As a self taught music producer I can totally back up how many terrible tutorials there are on UA-cam 😂
Yes! This guy gets it. These are painful
He snorted his Adderall before his set.
As someone with a green text bubble, I can ensure you I am full of red flags.
Ohh that’s not Joffrey ?
Wow this actually taught me that green message bubbles are texts and blue message bubbles are iMessages.
Started wondering why I had both blue's and green's.
Did it tho? lol. That's true, but all I got from him was "Android is for poor people, if you send me green texts don't talk to me because you most likely don't have an iPhone so I'm better than you"... No?
I had to go check my texts and instantly learned what kinds of phones my friends have. Mind blown.
I know I had my iPhone for like 3 months before I figured that out haha
Ahahahah someone hasn't checked Samsung's latest price tags...
seriously, plus nothing is poor about the quality of androids either lol
They’re just Apple sheeps
crapple fans harp about the price to make themselves feel superior. While generally it is true iphone users have more money than their android brethren, they also seem to be dumber on average.
mashkakiska005 yeah you are correct. But majority of people think that if you own an Apple product you’re considered rich. Lol.
Samsung is not the only company that makes Android phones. I guess, you don't live near poor people lol.
This is actually one of the funniest stand up routines I’ve seen in a long time
Oh my god so spot on with the tutorials
I love shark tank and I loved his home about it. This guy was confident and acted well. Great act.
YEEEESSS
I was today years old when i found out that iphones show android massages in green. Then i realized I don't even KNOW anyone with an iphone.
This dude is great!
Very refreshing content and style indeed.
The Android joke doesn't even work because there are heaps of Android phones that are just as expensive or more expensive than iPhones. You can make fun of Android users but you can't really argue that owning an android means you're poor.
OH MY GOD NETFLIX GET THIS GUY A SPECIAL
Ya hear that Netflix
Reminds me of a young Robin, and I do like it.
Funniest, real stand-up I've seen in a while! Kudos!
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it
YES I love a stand-up act with a chronology and beginning-to-end flow that make sense!
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it
@@MosesStorm wow, hello! well, you deserve it! Clever and original content, and good stage presence. :) Best of luck to you, looking forward to seeing more from you in the future. Keep it up, I'm sure you'll go far!
I loved his delivery and transitions, great stuff! His speech also reminded of Kumail Nanjiani
haha other people have told me that. I totally see it
3:07 this part killed me
Ok he won me over.
“ building a mouth”
“Did you know Megan was poor?” 😂😂😂
Dyslexia must be so frustrating.
I think it varies in severity as my dad has it... he’s super intelligent but always has to ask how to spell things, but he can read just fine it seems.
I’ve heard there’s actually some font that can help people with dyslexia where the letter gets bolder from top to bottom... it’s certainly a frustrating issue.
I tried that font. It was not very helpful. Everybody's dyslexia is a little different. But grateful they are at least trying
Full comedy special is needed.. ty
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it
Yeah but I can drop my android phone and it will still work. Also not have a cracked screen...so...lol
Androids are superior. We know it😉
Triggered.
You leave me and my green text bubble alone funny man
Accent sounds like someone is still building a mouth... 😂😂😂😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in months 😂😂🤣
so bad! but what a great description. I spent 3 weeks in Glasgow last summer and the whole time I was thinking, I really don't think these people are supposed to be speaking English, their mouths were built for something else (clearly Gaelic!)
I had to double check that the date of this video is not from 2011.
lol nice, because of the Android/Poor people bit, I get it. Even if he was joking about that, there are still so many iPhone owners who truly think that.
I have ADHD, it’s not just focusing, it messed my life up, just got prescribed medication at 28 after years without even though diagnosed at 12, it’s not like “cocaine” for those of us with ADHD it actually calms us down..
I’m totally with you. I was finally diagnosed with ADHD (which is a real thing) in my 20’s and as soon as I was put on the correct medication which ended up being Adderall XR I could finally sleep, had an appetite, and was able to stop moving around so much like a person who might appear to be on drugs. I’m 41 now and function like a normal human being. ADHD drugs including Adderall have the opposite affect on people who abuse them but if you truly have ADHD these drugs calm you down enough to be able to function in society. I suffered terribly before being correctly diagnosed and put on Adderall, I was put on every anti depressant you could think of even though I wasn’t depressed.
Right me too, but.... it's.... a joke.... so laugh
Same here. I wasn't diagnosed until my mid twenties, and my meds are a complete game changer.
The Good Will Hunting joke really got me.
No doubt most people who have iPhones are actually poor, because they blow their money on status objects like iPhones.
Preach
People who own Apple thinking it's a good thing are like people who own exploding Nikes thinking they have better shoes because they were duped into paying more for inferior quality.
@@doc-holliday- isn't Samsung more known for exploding?
@@OrokanaMkIII Sure if you read the tech headlines in 2016. Fun fact tho. Apple have had more phone models explode than Samsung ;-) The Note 7 had a battery flaw. No one knows why the iPhones blew up.
djlobb Sure buddy. Now Samsung has shitty fingerprint scanners 😂
First time seeing a stand-up talking about youtube tutorials and it's soooo true, this is an absolute riot!
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The people that are not laughing at that: commenting on a Note9. 🤣 Ohhh, iSheep...
This really is one of the best routine in the last x yr. Please do a Netflix special.
where is he now? love this guy need more of him
This dudes gotta be huge someday. Such a great stage presence already
It's so hard to end that perfectly 😂 he was awesome
His delivery at 1:10, nah un, not for us 1 percenters, really reminded me of Anthony Jeselnik
I've seen this about 5 times now. I keep coming back for the "Give it every Oscar!" line :D
He looks like he belongs at hogwarts on the thumbnail🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Second takes? This man is attacking my terrible content and I think he has a good point.
have been waiting for new material ever since i saw his first set on Conan I'm so glad i haven't killed myself
Wow. me too. Glad you stuck around Ariana
all of my friends that have iPhones say my android texts show up gray
the good will hunting bit was funny
Can this dude get a Netflix special?
The funny thing is that Czech language is more complex to pronunce than english
Meghan isnt poor. Shes intellegant and not easily manipulated
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@@MosesStorm green? like highlighted green or green letters?
Yes it comes free in a can of soup
@@MosesStorm I just caught on that your the comedian in the video. Great set! Looking forward to more of your work.
@@MosesStorm Does your dyslexia affect your UA-cam replying? :-)
This dude is great. Unique, charming, & hilarious.
This guy definitely goes places we wudnt even fathom....prolly a latenight show
Where has Moses been my entire comedian deprived life? So glad I found him...ty UA-cam recommendations!
He's back!! Daniel Sloss and now Moses, Conan is bringing back the best of the best
I love Daniel as well!
lol, one thing ppl don't realize about green text bubbles is that iphone ppl are the only ones that see green vs blue...
We Android folks, we don't see any of that.
Galaxy Fold: green bubbles, $2000 dollars
Totally lol. Most everyday iPhone users don't really know anything about technology. He probably also didn't know that iPhone users also can send green text bubbles when they're not using iMessage (when roaming or not enabling/re-enabling it for example). But that's ok. It was a comedy bit for the average audience member, not the tech savvy.
Galaxy Ford: Extinct auto.
@@wildman2012 lmao. Well it's still getting a release, once they fix the hinge system.
djlobb They send green bubbles when they have to text an Android peasant. Always ruining the flow of a group chat lmao.
djlobb Okay, you literally just answered my question about why my bubbles are sometimes green. Thank you.
Owning an Android phone doesn't mean you're poor lol Samsung's phones cost the same as Apple's
RyanPm40 its a stereotype, and a funny one, but we just like joking around
Well we all know what you own.
It seems like everyone owns an apple or most are just leasing so they look rich.
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@@MosesStorm Haha I'm glad you're here to see how much we all enjoyed your set, even if I was watching it from my android😭😂😂 You're going places, man, you're really good!
Literally just commented on your Tape Video how I'm eager to see a new set from you, cause I loved your last one and there it is! Funny af, keep it up, hope you go on tour some day!
Yes! Thanks for making it over to this one J
I could have sworn Ron Funches made the Green Text Bubble joke first. They were both on the Conan standup tour, maybe my memory is just bad?
The east east Eastern European accent killed me XD
He must be a certifiable genius!
The great part of Apple's design strategy is that the received text is always gray. It is your bubbles that are colored. They purposefully made your text ugly.
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@@MosesStorm Weird! it should show up as Magenta.
Nokia 4 lyfe!
I was hoping they'd post more of him.
Awesome set... So incredibly funny! Learnt something about Green text bubbles too 😂😂
That is what I am here for :) Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Jeya
@@MosesStorm OMG It's you!! I've watched all your videos! Can't wait to watch another set! Keep slaying!
His timing and facial expressions look just like a white Aziz Ansari. How is this possible!?
Its not. Youre a crazy person
He looks like the villain from spoorloos and the father of Marty McFly
hahah yup