Idk why but i prefer allied with Wazir than Caliph, because how Wazir still acknowledge you as a good king and good fighter while Caliph is selfish lol
@@kurrwa I thought the same, but it can actually happen. you just have to make sure his castle is unharmed and he has plenty oasis to work with. leave him be like that for long enough and you'll eventually be allowed to ask something from him, but yes he doesn't give much.
I fooking hate Caliph. His attack can be easily countered but his ego is unbearable. Hearing him again makes me want to make shitton of catapults for his puny tall towers and make him cry
@@Ugh718 he's a UA-cam channel that "tests" units from RTS like red alert 2. Hell compare costs, damage, armor, speed, ect. of units and shows off their competitive viability.
ive never heard some of these quotes like "Pft, don't waste your breath". Are there unused quotes or am I just being small brain and not remembering that quote?
Caliph hands down favorite ally. And well someone will argue but hes a selfish arsehole, I've needed to ask an ally for resources or protection or order an attack I just did it because I could.
Though In a fight the wazir would just beat the caliph. He's got no chance unless you reduce his raid slaves so that he raids earlier with less to set the wazir on fire
I wish there were so more sound editing involved (so that they could say some stuff like "sos", "b*tch", "coc 🐓", "foc u" etc.... But still a good baby steps for a fun idea 🙂
Some of them are unused or extremely rare! These are found in game's folder! Also a few of them are edited, not real quotes! (They sound obvious though)
@@Jefflenious anyways last night i was too busy watching your videos it was fun and it's morning again here in Pakistan and today I'm gonna watch more of your videos i really like your content i have never seen this much detailed videos.
Idk why but i prefer allied with Wazir than Caliph, because how Wazir still acknowledge you as a good king and good fighter while Caliph is selfish lol
exactly
So you can fight a little, well, *fight a little harder*
@@proximityclockworkx1572
Me : defeating Wolf with Horse Archer + Shield
Caliph : fight a little harder!
Me : 😑
b-but caliph knows how to buuuuuuuuuurnnn
No, infidel!
What a heartwarming conversation
@Arabic dude I'd say enemy Saladin is still a lot friendlier than allied caliph.
@@Aqua-pl8qw Not saying much. Even the Wolf is somehow nicer as an enemy than the Caliph as an ally.
I really like the Emir, too.
Wazir is only slightly nicer than Caliph.
Jeff, you should have included Caliph's ultra rare dialogue "Yes." in this video. People don't know it exists.
from trade? :D I had only once this and I was like wtf hahaha I thought it was bug or something xD
@@kurrwa I thought the same, but it can actually happen. you just have to make sure his castle is unharmed and he has plenty oasis to work with. leave him be like that for long enough and you'll eventually be allowed to ask something from him, but yes he doesn't give much.
@@fadhilyudistira8819 that happen to me like 20 years ago haha i remeember as kid playing this game a lot
I had to send like 10k gold and 1000 stone to him so he can attack when I say lmao, needy bastard xD
we in "Caliph Simp Squad" call it "ticket to a fan sign"
LMAO this is gold, please make this into a series.
Hahaha, this is actually pretty good. GG Jeff!
Plot twist : they were playing multiplayer as an allies
This is an absolute gem! You should do more of these!
I just hate Caliph. His ego is too much.
This is such comedy gold. Thank you so much
I fooking hate Caliph. His attack can be easily countered but his ego is unbearable. Hearing him again makes me want to make shitton of catapults for his puny tall towers and make him cry
You'll want to catapult him anyway. No towers= no pitch ignition.
@@proximityclockworkx1572 That one is nice, but I feel another satisfactory for occupying his puny towers and kill him with danmaku of arrows.
Thats why if he is my ally I put pitch everywhere in his castle and light it
I remember Udwin's video about that pitch XD
@@gombarjozsef8666 I did it fuck ton of times, fuck caliph.
I hope this channel becomes the tg-sacred of stronghold.
What's a tg-sacred lol
@@Ugh718 he's a UA-cam channel that "tests" units from RTS like red alert 2. Hell compare costs, damage, armor, speed, ect. of units and shows off their competitive viability.
ive never heard some of these quotes like "Pft, don't waste your breath". Are there unused quotes or am I just being small brain and not remembering that quote?
Only happens when Wazir is your ally and you ask him for help!
@Gamer_Gangster7 fun fact, if you ask him for help, while he is the one being attacked, then he will crash your game. Source: happened to me
@@BlackoutGootraxian nope, he will just say. "I CAN NOT HELP! get yourself out of trouble...
Funiest roasting
Amazing content 🔥
*WATCH YOUR BACK KNIGHT,WATCH YOUR BACK*
bro this was the scenes between real life caliph and his wazir in baghdad while being invaded by the mongols (wazir betrayed the abbasid caliph)
Well but anyway Caliph was a kind of sus lord, just imagine you're playing using Arab Islamic Lord but he's still calling you infidel as enemy
@@Al.Nuaimi No real caliphs have never done this in real life it's just ISIS and they are not real caliphs
INFIDEL!
Bro this is peace of art
bro it was really good
love U BRO
Caliph has enough men to attack Wazir but not enough to defend his castle it seems.
me hear Wazir and Caliph talking each other: *i sleep*
me when see Caliph use Assasin as the main Army not Slave or Arabian Swordsman: *REAL SH**#T*
Match the dialogues perfectly
Nice video man❤️
Historical Accurate Islamic Leaders:
Yes THIS HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE
Caliph hands down favorite ally. And well someone will argue but hes a selfish arsehole, I've needed to ask an ally for resources or protection or order an attack I just did it because I could.
@Gamer_Gangster7 Haahahah yes has happened to me aswell
ok this is gold
That's awesome !
nice editing
This was hilarious
i love voices of both characters... their appearance are also badass... as badass as their mouth 😂😂😂
Loved this very funny
I really really liked that
This is gold xd
Amazing.
Jeff. What's about playing Stronghold Crusader Extreme without any magic?
Last mission ( The big one) is very hard
Yea you tell 'im Wazir
Half of the words i have not heard in crusader
Most friendly shia & sunni muslims conversation in MW2 lobby:
Though In a fight the wazir would just beat the caliph. He's got no chance unless you reduce his raid slaves so that he raids earlier with less to set the wazir on fire
this is what a toxic relationship looks like
love it
Wazir is an honorable Infidel i guess lol
Good video
This is exactly how I picture a "friendly conversation" between Bakugo (Boku no Hero) and Inosuke (Demon Slayer).
Average MemriTV debate:
I wish there were so more sound editing involved (so that they could say some stuff like "sos", "b*tch", "coc 🐓", "foc u" etc....
But still a good baby steps for a fun idea 🙂
Wazir and Nizar are my favorite allies 😄 Maybe thats why I use only horse archers and assassins 😂
Fantastic Caliph and Where to find Wazir
I love this game
Rip Wazir xD
innnnfidelllllll
Bro I liked it
Dialog best
So nice and funny😂😍
LOL ! This is Funny
I just realized they sound like Skaven
ouch!
Bye Bye Wazir 😂
The "Caliph" be on a takfeering speedrun...I wonder who else did that irl...🤔
In fact , that the voice actor is not a Muslim.
Yeah probably not, this game was made by some British people!
Isn‘t it „Vizir“?
But really he wants to be Caliph in place of the Caliph.
I have never seen messages like this most of these messages are different why is it not exist in my game.
Some of them are unused or extremely rare! These are found in game's folder!
Also a few of them are edited, not real quotes! (They sound obvious though)
@@Jefflenious anyways last night i was too busy watching your videos it was fun and it's morning again here in Pakistan and today I'm gonna watch more of your videos i really like your content i have never seen this much detailed videos.
How did you manage to see caliph's traps?
Be his ally
Hahahaah
yo
Very funny 🤣
🇧🇩🇵🇰
Lmao
WHERE IS nazir?
Their accents dont resemble arabic and they dont have big beards.
Infidel !! I need goods send me the following 🤣🤣
why is Wazir in game? just cheap copy of caliph!
I did a fight, Caliph vs Wazir, Wazir took time but at least ended him like 3 times
Cheap you mean? Just fight wazir and see how strong and annoying his horse archer are
the voices sound ridiculous in english, I don't think, any arabian is sounding like that...
Ottoman trying to fight the urge to fought against another muslim nations in the middle east: