Every CVS Ever
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2020
- Here's your receipt with fifty coupons you'll literally never use! This is EVERY CVS EVER!
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Monica Vasandani, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, Kurt Maloney, Patrick McDonald, Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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I feel like they just told Shayne to act like a middle schooler in this sketch
hello Horse. btw hot girls
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!
Act?
JODisHere your too dangerous to be kept alive
JODisHere shout me out senpai
Smosh: So how many awkward interactions do you want to have this sketch?
Kimmy: Yes.
Graeme Edwards 🔴all of the awkward!
I'm super glad someone notices Kimmy 🥺🥰
Overused just a bit
y e s
@@pleasemyytcommentsaredumb.8189 ikr SHES DA BEST
Is it just me, or did it seem like all of Kimmy’s characters were bullied
Lol
Lol
Lol
Not the shoplifter 😂
What about the bad girl
The condoms being locked reaction was like that stand up comedian who did an impression of "every guy in his 20s who is asked to wear a condom" AND "a third grader told to wear a rain jacket over his Halloween costume" simultaneously
Taylor Tomlinson
EY 69
smosh: starts out with a meter long reciept
me: *this is legit*
throwing shade meter
@@aduba774 what about it?
idk "foot long" seemed too short. i measured it once.
throwing shade meter
throwing shade idk the word made me laugh
ILove yousheena
The awkwardly watching while the cashier is super friendly with someone in front of you is too real
I’ve been the guy he’s friendly with and the guy behind him
One of my closest friends works in the pharmacy department in CVS. Super depressing when its another worker whose dog just died
I want to know the secret on how to make cashiers talk to you
hello Umu. btw hot girls
@@MrDankTM Sup Jod, not sure what hot girls you're refering to specifically but yes they are
“The home of cvs, the home of giant t-shirts, and giant cat food.”
...And giant receipts
...And...
Leggings!!😂
What's with the long receipts?
long receipts that you will never need, and will end up expiring within days 😂
cfg
I read this the moment I heard that.
Petition for every “every blank ever” ever
YES.
Why Is This Not A Thing?!
they already did it. It was the first video ever of this series
@@jaydenlee2092 wasn't that the "every smosh video ever"
Ohhhh good idea
Rapunzel's hair: Can anyone provide me with a decent challenge?
CVS: Hold my receipts.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache lol
hi some guy. btw hot girls
@@MrDankTM hey jodishere.btw hot girls.
@Just some guy without a mustache Tell me how I see you everywhere? In many significantly different videos from different channels I seem to see a comment from you everywhere. How bizarre. Anyways hope you're well.
@@MrDankTM why do u keep writing that on everyone's replies
Shayne “but babe the box is locked”
Courtney “well this box is locked until you get the condoms”😂😂
Nocturnal Gamer there’s a difference between a quote and a DIRECT quote
Yes, we watched the video as well.
Charles Crews put the stick in the box 😂
“Yeah, well this box is locked until you use a condom”
Oh nice, you watched the video too?
@@gabethebabe8187 lmao fr
AAaaAaaaAaaaaaAaaaaAaAAaAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaAAaaaaAAAAAAa
Its ACTUALLYYYY "ok well this box Is locked until WE use a condom"
@@yeeterson7564 ACTUALLLLLLLYYYYYY IT'S "UNLESS" NOT "UNTIL"
"Shoplifting from a drug store is a right of passage for a bad girl."
Hahahah
Name
And birth date
And social security number
receipt or no receipt
Amber Mercado Love Your Profile Pic!
I love how gently Shayne put the Annie's box back during his melt down.
Clea Mathieu ikr that’s all I have been think about! Lol 😂
🔴Gotta respect the box
DirteeMartini lol
Over reacting with all of the screaming...
Take the fun out of the skit!!😢
Erica Leslie ......it didn’t take the fun out of the skit lol the whole point of that little part of the video was that he was upset so to make it funny he over reacted
"No i don't have a CVS card but can i try 10 of my friend's numbers"
*I FELT THAT*
Frankie Gomez 🔴let me run through my phone real quick I’ll get you a number
Ooff me too
“Can I ask why you talk to that guy but not to me?”
“No, you can’t”
Nice 420 likes
@@trophyish *571
@@spammer44 577
@@vanex1043 629
Ian: turns out I have blood pressure
Courtney: hell yea
Shane having a breakdown bc the box is locked
Also Shane: put box of Annie’s back perfectly
lol
your told him he wasn’t allowed to throw anything else off the shelves after that first scene
Shayne*
Also also Shane: thinks screaming is funny when it's not, refuses to think of a real joke
😂😂😂
Shane: *continues to whine about buying a condom*
Also Shane: *gently puts a box of mac and cheese back on the shelf while whining*
It shows you how mature he is.
K
Ian get a bowl cut
@@MrDankTM 3 i):^6$$:
Krista Johnson 3:00
The part where he talks to the first customer and ignores the second one is litterally everyone who has ever worked behind a register lol. Coming form a gas station employee 😂.
CVS: gives you 8 meter long receipts
Me: uses it as wrapping paper
Great idea for next year, thanks!
Can also be used as toilet paper also 69 likes noice
everytime Kimmy gets screwed in a short, She makes those puppy eyes that melts my heart :'(
hello tasty. btw hot girls
@@MrDankTM why do I see you everywhere? But never heard of you?
Who gives a shit, it's a skit.
Me: *Bursts in sterical laughter*😂🤣😂
CVS actually stands for condoms viagra and snacks
😂😂😂😂😂
CVS sells viagra?
@@logandh2 I imagine so
😂😂😂😂
Logan Huntley well they are a pharmacy so I’d imagine
"But babe the box is locked"
"Uh okay and this box is locked ask for one" loved that🤣🤣
Kimmy's experience in that chatty pharmacist scene is my deepest fear.
“Hello would you like a receipt?”
“Uh yes please”
“Ok” *proceeds to cut down Amazon
hello Boot. btw hot girls
Boot ** what’s left
JODisHere wtf?
JODisHere
Every time I see you, I report you for spam.
🔴You’re getting a damn receipt!
I worked as a cashier at CVS for 7 months, and I can confirm that every bit of this is true
Same. I've worked for one for a year and this is basically true. Especially the receipts
Not enough phones ringing to be accurate
JODisHere go away
@@MrDankTM Who are you
Wow.sad.
Every
Hobby lobby
Ever
“Christmas stuff in February.
Forth of July stuff in December”
They probably have Halloween stuff out by now
Nah man their Christmas stuff is out in July
My sister works at hobby lobby and I can confirm that they get all of their stuff at least 10 months before the holiday
Damien: So are my dogs! They have been needing a walk!
His Cats: so you think I’m a joke
It’s so wierd to me that now Ian looks like a “serious” person, he doesn’t look out of place as a pharmacist.
If he still had the bowlcut, it wouldn't work
It’s so weird your grammar is that bad
🔴he has assimilated!
@@ijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjable he didn't said anything wrong tho?
Davy Jones' he spelled weird wrong
As a CVS employee, I'm disturbed by how accurate this is.
They forgot to pressure shoppers into signing up for CarePass.
They also forgot to have a sketch where some worker is trying to put up new sales tags and then 5 customers ask were something is and backup is called 5 times.
Same lol
@Aorist Exactly.
I like how they have the water fountains right by pharmacy so you can see the old men walk over and immediately take their Viagra right after buying it.
3:05 Shayne trying not o make a mess while having a tantrum😂
"this box is locked" and shane continuing to have a tantrum but gently put down a box a mac and cheese is the best thing I've seen
The whole video should have just been 4 minutes of a receipt printing. With a dead pan Courtney standing there.
still wouldn't be accurate. Another 8 minutes of printing at least
Guess CVS certainly has NOT **gone green** yet...😢
Very sad...😢
There is just **more than enough** paper waste on this earth of ours than really should be allowed...😱
When I go shopping...
The only 3 receipts that I actually have with me when I leave a store are...
#1)Walmart...
They either put it in your bag or hand it to you...
...And...
#2)SDM...
To keep track of my points on my membership card...
...And...
#3)Save On Foods Grocery Store...
Where again, I can keep track of my points on my membership card...
...And...
This is it!!😁
"Did the blood pressure machine tell you anything?"
"Yep! Turns out I have blood pressure"
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME CHOKE LAUGHING ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY WTF SFHJLHADFJKSHDGKJHFASDLKHKAKJDSF
I'm gonna say the delivery made it funnier
You are a girl aren't you.
You are from anime that’s why
Stroke
“Did the blood pressure machine tell you anything?”
“Yep, turns out I have blood pressure.”
“Hell yeah.”
*Couple goals*
XD
Me with my boyfriend be like when we are 60
Ikr
CVS: Sells Christmas decorations in November
Meanwhile at Walmart: Selling Halloween decorations immediately after July 4th.
Most of the times school supplies with be middle the summer
@@aspergersgirl3386 No around June they would sell school items LOL
That's just effiency
When Damian said: “I come on February 15th to buy all the stuff no body buys.”
I felt that✋🏾😂
Halloween too tho😂😂
Lori that’s my birthday
Lori omg perfect timing dude said it at the right time
idothat.
SDT PokemonGo that’s my birthday to
“No, we’ve only got Professional Strength flavor.” Underrated.
Nolan Daniels 🔴I was dying at this
Nolan Daniels check me out
I know
at 3:00 it sounds like every child ever when their mom says it's time for bed-
1:10 damian looks like the cop from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
He runs like him when shayne can’t remember his birthday.
Literally just found out CVS was an acronym for "Consumer Value Store."
Wait, wut
Wat
I thought this was common knowledge
Notice how he jonined 14 years ago
I was told it meant “Cutips, Vaseline and stuff” lol
“Okay well this box is locked unless you use a condom”😂 best line ever
Reazy 🔴 I can respect that
"Fornication is a sin"
Best line ever
You're Getting A Recipt.
*LITERALLY TAKES 10 MINUITES TO PRINT OUT*
“Turns out i have blood pressure”
“Hell yeah”
You guys should do “Every Tourist Ever”
My dads a tourist so I get you
Dude i sugested that in every ikea ever
Yes
Every youtube comment ever
It would just be dead bodies
“I thought it was fruit punch flavoured”
“no they’ve only got professional strength flavoured”
I laughed harder than I should
Elizabeth Smith 🔴same here professional strength 😂
7:18 this might be the funniest line in Smosh history
Courtney: Oh hi honey, what did the blood pressure machine tell you?
Ian: Turns out I have blood pressure
Courtney: *hell yeah*
Me: the earth isn’t flat
Shane: but the box is locked
Roo Han interesting never thought about it that way🤔 lol
“no they only have professional strength fravored”
U guys should do a every "every blank ever" ever
I was thinking of that
That would take hours now
8:42 lmao Kimmy nervously laughing and running away
Holy shit, as an ex-retail worker, this is giving me PTSD flashbacks
What happen in the Store? That it was bad enough for you to get ptsd
3:20 There's a whole episode of South Park about this clip
BrassWing there sure is.
Not wrong
I just watched that episode
Which one is it?
That’s a good episode
Here are some ideas for “every blank ever”
-every hike ever
-every field trip ever
- every tourist ever
- every news ever
- every sitcom ever
- every interview ever
- every 4th of July ever
- Every Tim Hortans ever
- every pharmacy ever
- every musical ever
Probably my favorite performance by Courtney. Absolutely killed it. Characters were consistently fantastic.
So happy that Kimmy has shown up in so many of the vides lately.
I Love her so much! 😍
Plot twist shayne’s medication was for memory loss
Courtney: Oh your getting a receipt. Me: Now I know which pharmacy I'm not going to next time.
“I thought it was fruit punch flavor”
-Shayne Topp 2020
Duyem_theDoge what is that profile pic is it dio or giorona
Cheeseit
"This box is locked unles we use a condom."
Oscar line right there
hello korsha. btw hot girls
@@MrDankTM .
Unless
JODisHere wassup JOD
Every Beach Ever
Every Nightmare Ever
Every Disney Show Ever
Every Call of Duty Ever
Every Doctor's office Ever
Every Wal-Mart Ever
Thank all of you for the likes. Really appreciate it.
They already done the Walmart one. But the others are good
Every Blank Ever Ever
We had every Disney princess ever so that counts and they have had every gamestore ever so that counts as every cod ever
And every dentist ever counts as doctor
the beach would be good!!
Ryan S. *Every Every Blank Ever Wver
1:20 That look on Ian's face is priceless.
Shayne just screaming and gently putting back a box of mac is so funny😂🤣😂🤣
2:00 Goth Kimmie is back and I’m thriving
6:20 “yup. Turns out I have blood pressure.”
Raman Nagavarpu 🔴lol you don’t say!
Omg i love these types of video’s they make yes keep the good work up take care you guys
Ian is like the best cashier, lovely emotion towards them
After she asked why he won’t talk to her : “OMG HII!” (NEXT PERSON IN LINNNNNNE)
Kimmy: I don't want a receipt.
Courtney: oh, your getting a receipt.
*proceeds to cut down the whole amazon*
Kimmy: Appears in various every blank ever episodes and a is contestant summer games apocalypse.
Smosh Wiki: Not an official Smosh Member.
hi max. btw hot girls
They're really doing Kimmy dirty. Hoping that Kimmy and Jacklyn both become full-fledged Smosh members in the future.
Eternal
There hasn’t been a new member since Damien in July 2017.
Anyone gonna talk about how much money the first girl saved with that long receipt
“They only have professional strength flavor”
"this box is locked unless you use a condom"
BEST LINE EVER
“It’s really long”
“Mines longer”
*shows receipt*
What did you think
Nothing
Oh Wait
This guy is green minded
Di-i mean ye
Is this....a Thomas Sanders reference?!?! :0
I love the hard work on the vids
"CVS sells real good leggings." As a previous employee, can confirm this was one of my FAVORITE things to check in. The UPS guy even knew I'd get excited... and I hated leggings before them. xD
I’m glad that they actually listen to us commenters and made an “every cvs ever.”
I love seeing Rachel in the backgrounds. I Stan.
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@@MrDankTM sorry man I'm bored.btw hot girls
The way that Damien ran in to arrest Shayne got me rolling xD
4:32 i think doctor Ian only talks to people with boy hair
Here’s an idea:
Every school assembly ever
Yesss
Y E S
Yessss
7:02 that hit too close to home. This guy came in returning 50 plus item and it 15 minutes before closing and we were stuck there because on this guy for more than an hour (I was one of the employees closing). Also this wasn't a CVS.
Yep people seem to think closing is just a suggestion whenever they have long returns
I actually work st CVS and when that scene played I face palmed so hard. We stayed st least an hour and a half after closing one time because the lady kept changing things around and constantly having to void things and redo the transaction. I almost lost it
@@kyolovers I worked in a retail store and just straight up told someone they needed to come to the register and make their purchase or they would have to leave as we were closed (they had come in like 10 minutes before close and it was already 10 minutes after close). I'm not getting paid after 15 minutes so best believe I was gonna kick people out. It's also a safety hazard for them being in the store after close. Our manager also gave us permission to do this.
@@itrickyalove I still got paid. As long as I'm clocked in I get paid. for me they lock the entrance doors while the customer is still inside then when the customer leaves we unlock the doors.
Just HOW AND WHY could anyone RETURN 50 + items in 1 go??!!...😱
SHAKING MY HEAD!!💫
i love the part at 3:30 the casheir was talking to the customer but got serious with the second customer but went back to happy with the third customer came in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear the best part of these videos are the outtakes
It's amazing how much I learn about US facilities through these videos...
The only thing not right about this is CVS stores are literally never full😂🤣
It is full in Olney Maryland lol.
Walk your sorry ass down to mine. You’ll never leave the pharmacy with medication, ever
I love the part at the beginning🤣
Shayne’s face when he’s trying to remember his birthday 😂😂😂😂 I love that Ian is using that cash register like it's a computer.
“Okay well this box is locked until you get a condom” i- 💀💀💀😂😂😂
Ok but when Courtney did that tee hee thing and Ian said "do that again it was so cute" That was so cute I ship
Adorable Dog-Dad Vibes Damien might be my favorite Damien
They have such good backgrounds/sets
I’m not first
I’m not last
But when I see Smosh
I click fast
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BARZ
roses are red
violets are blue
I do not
disagree with you
JODisHere hot girls for 10hours
9:42 aaaahhh Courtney's so cute!!!
And Kimmy looks amazing with that hair in 2:00 !!!
the wigs look so good wut!
01:10 - The way Damien ran, plain hilarious 🤣🤣
courtney and ian are such a good comedic duo together
6:25 Relationship goals at their finest
hello ben. btw hot girls
JODisHere why are you doing that on people’s commits?
@@MrDankTM is everything all right at home?
I've never seen ian so happy in his acting between now and when anthony left...
🥺
Watching your videos on facebook for a while now and finally subbed to your UA-cam channel