Omg They aren’t even lying I’m an ex chipotle worker and can confirm all this 😂😂 except for the cross contamination and food handling that’s a big NOOOO. I would always eat at a chipotle thanks to the strict regulations
0:56 Me, a Brazilian: The black beans are black (Duh) and are less “mushy” than the pinto beans, and are excelent for more heavy dishes. Pinto beans on the other hand… Are a brown-ish gray, and are good to eat with rice, and evertging else really.
It is a vegetable! I've never seen a fruit salad with avocado! Or to someone say "hmmm i'm out of bananas, but nevermind because I have some avocados!"
NetDevil2000 There are certain classifications that judge if something’s a fruit or vegetable, avocados don’t fulfill the vegetable class but instead the fruit one. You can look it up if you still don’t believe it.
"Yo would like muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles en salsa picante. Bellamose." "I would like a very large burrito with carnitas, beans, and spicy salsa. Beautiful."
@@Conorator bro, I said when there are also spanish speaking customers, some dont know english and queso is just cheese in spanish that's when its confusing -_-
Jajaja curiosamente trabaje en uno hace algunos años y un cliente gringo llego haciendo esa broma le respondí en español... no tuvo idea de que responder
One of my favorite Shaymien moments was at the beginning of a board AF, when someone asked who was the loudest in the Smosh fam and everyone pointed at Shayne (naturally) and Dames was like: I love you dude, but 95% of your jokes are *lets out Shayne scream*
6:18 "this is an authentic Mexican experience" 😂 funniest thing I've heard all week
Right the first time I went I was like where is your repollo... the fresh cabbage that we actually use instead of lettuce 😂
Well, the week just started!
“And that is the swan’s head,”
I died of laughter
Same
3:40
What's so funny
"Really improv'ed yourself into a hole there."
Jackson Dunlay “that time”*
they. put. a new... brain.. in me - ian hecox attempting improve
honestly me every time i do improv....
Jackson Dunlay Hey, we’ve all done it. Doesn’t mean I won’t call him out.
I’m your 1k likes
“I like to remind people the guacamole is extra just to put them In their place” lmao that’s so true
I’ll take the avocado salsa then :D
@@royalpain9281The guacamole.. its extra.
Nobody:
Literally no-one:
Olivia: *_more cheese._*
😂
Remember me when this comment gets famous
@Alfie The doggo never
*_more_*
Lonely Animator more lettuce
Chipotle doesn’t have pizza, not my favorite pizza place. Smosh has pizza, you’re my favorite pizza place
Shayne reference from the pizza place phone calls
They have pizza because of copyright
No one:
Smosh: every chipotle ever
Me: literally at chipotle
Good name
okay but how is the “no one” necessary at all there
good for you buddy
“No one:” doesnt add anything to the joke
Zoë E. If you were at chipotle while watching this, were their stereotypes right?
As someone who actually worked at chipotle I would say 90% of this is accurate af😂
What is the 10% that isn't
@@seezytheboy6330 I guess the black and other beans and rice
@@trillionairedan9052 Ok then
That is extremely sad.
Jermaine Jackson sure. Sure
Guy: **actually wraps burrito correctly**
Also Guy: NO THAT WILL NEVER WORK
Cheesys' Minecraft Parodys his name is daimien
@@lily_iscrying2861 His namien is Damien.
Will you activate Bites the dust if your burrito is cold
Mason MacDonald r/ wooooooooosh
Lily Conn r/ wooooooooosh
No-one :
Still no-one :
Ian and Olivia : *more cheese and lettuce pls*
Shane: this is Taco Bell
The sign in the background: do I mean nothing to you
He said this isn't Taco Bell though lol
I work at Chipotle, and this is TOO TRUE 😂😂😂🤣😭dying of laughter
Does that include the part where Damien got scolded at just for changing his mind about the rice?
“Would you like black or pinto?”
“Yes”
6:13 definitely taco bell
6:02
Legit crying with laughter over here
Also Shartney
Make it happen
Bru I smacked my phone thinking your profile pic was real 😂😂
@@8-d8-d12 ...
S p I c y k e t c h u p
Marguerite Olivia 3:57
That look on Shayne in the start, was priceless.
Wow Damien wraps a burrito better than me.
ToxiicRush Gaming sad but true
Souubway: more lettuce
Chipotle: more cheese
McDonalds: more mayo
Taco Bell: more chilli
KFC: more chicken
7-Eleven: more *stuff*
Odd1sout reference??
@@celynwilliams9695 yes
I like how I get a Spanish McDonald’s ad for the video.
Also, when you ask for a “little” sour cream, they put on a metric ton of it.
And when you ask a alot of sour cream they give you a little
Shayne’s faces at 1:53 kill me every time 😭😭
Shayne trying to speak Spanish 😂
I'm dying
when ur mom only gives u enough money for a single burrito but not enough for guacamole and its the only reason why u went to chipotle
Bruh shaynes face when damien changes his mind about rice is hilarious. 🤣
Worked at Chipotle for 2 years. Picky customers makes the job harder.
“Yeah can I get more beans”
“A little bit more”
“A little bit more”
“A little bit more”
“A little bit more”
“A little bit more”
Etc
Biohazard omg so accurate
I have never been to chipotle
Welcome to working in customer service for a living.
oof
I worked at a chipotle and once had a lady come in and ask for hotdogs in her bowl 😂
6:02 why do I feel like this would actually be them if they ever get into a relationship 😂❤️
Hey UA-cam I uploaded a video of me eating a banana with the peel on
JakeEatingFruit r/veryrandom
Customer:I need a salad worker: what type of bread
4:01
DeUsGuSStiNgA
"More Cheese"
"and queso (CHEESE)"
At chipotle, the Cheese is shredded and the Queso is a dip.
I legit thought you were a verified UA-camr.
Lol that bugged me
Lol...
That cat prductions you know what bugged me? on how she pronounced queso really wrong
Was anyone just looking at Shayne at 2:07. Cause i was and hot damn was that an accurate representation of the employees there
larva lol that funny
"You really improved yourself into a hole in that one ey buddy?"
Damien 2019
Son? I thought u died in that fire? I did
Where is this said in the video time stamp please
@@private2102 7:22
@@tqukos7530 thanks
As a cooking Channel... I agree 😂
Why dont you make "Every Comment Ever"?...Just a option...
Doodling When Board Cool beans. I also do things when I’m bored. Btw u spelled bored wrong. NO QUALMS!!
Bloo stfu
Example: 'I miss old-Smosh!'
Omg They aren’t even lying I’m an ex chipotle worker and can confirm all this 😂😂 except for the cross contamination and food handling that’s a big NOOOO. I would always eat at a chipotle thanks to the strict regulations
Sad to see that they had to waste all that good food😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It could be fake food. A lot of commercials and movies/tv use fake since it is cheaper using fake food than real
@@charlottearnett5497 We'll i hope so🙏✨
@@charlottearnett5497 But Shane ate it.
So much food. 😭😭😭😭😭
Why, it’s less people getting cancer
0:56 Me, a Brazilian:
The black beans are black (Duh) and are less “mushy” than the pinto beans, and are excelent for more heavy dishes.
Pinto beans on the other hand… Are a brown-ish gray, and are good to eat with rice, and evertging else really.
That's interesting to know
Also, the lady was acting racially mean towards the beans. The customer has NO IDEA what just happened
3:39 me trying to figure out if my gf actually wants something from McDonalds or not
4:07 oh ho quitting time
"could i get a... mustard hoagie." - olivia 2019
DO EVERY PANERA EVER!!!! I once went to Panera and I ordered a turban grilled chicken and they forgot the grilled chicken!!!🤣🤣🤣
So you just got a turban ?😂
Wiktor 91018 yeah I did 🤣
@@fabulousfright4986 let's make out
Mike Warski
4:06 me when i don't know the answer on a test
Aahh damien avocado is a freaking fruit not a vegetable
Putera Mansis so is beef
It is a vegetable! I've never seen a fruit salad with avocado! Or to someone say "hmmm i'm out of bananas, but nevermind because I have some avocados!"
NetDevil2000 There are certain classifications that judge if something’s a fruit or vegetable, avocados don’t fulfill the vegetable class but instead the fruit one. You can look it up if you still don’t believe it.
scientifically yeah but culinarily no
@@NetDevilVZLA They say Knowledge is knowing avocado is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put avocado in a fruit salad.
Damien got how to wrap a burrito but he was doing it to aggressively 😂
Some one: can I get a water?
Noah: *what kind of bread?*
The work that goes into these setts is incredible
Bruh I’m dead I’m literally eating Chipotle right now while watching this video. 😂😂💀💀
5:49 big brained move
August 14 2019
To Olivia Sui
Happy birthday
I love you❣
4:01 There is just something so funny to me about Damien saying ✨Discustiing✨
4:00 My mum when she gave birth to me
😂
Yassy Stars idk if that was supposed to be a gacha style edge
@@casterexists9806 other people who don't use gacha also this type of joke
3:56 is more like it
3:53 tucked tucked tucked
6:12 Nobody:
Not a soul:
Shane: Calls Chipotle a taco bell
Wtf I ain't know smosh was still around, and on trending!
Nickelbran lol smosh will always be around :)
@@kiinngphoenix1437 but old one was better
terminatörkayu01 all good things come to a end
How about every chick Fila ever, that would be interesting
Ande Brown that would actually, they could have a riot on Sunday’s
My pleasure
Me: can I get light sour cream
Chipotle worker pulling up a shovel: light, got it
watching the opening was hell with earbuds on
Courtney: Can I have one torTILLA pls
Shayne: No no no no excuse me let me handle this, can she have Uno topatopatilla
You want a quesadilla it’ll be ready in two days
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't have to worry about it lol
1:30
@@Jiujolyjitsu wrong its 1:32
1:35 if Chipotle is run by Twitter users
6:13 did nobody notice the taco bell
Omg just noticed
I feel like whenever people say they’re og fans they actually subbed a second ago
Ignat Kolmakov I bet they don’t even remember food battles
Ikr I’m not a go fan by any means I’ve only been subbed for like a year but still
If I go to us I’m gonna try chipotle
3:56 That's me when I die in my video game.
i don’t know if i’ve ever mentioned this, but damn damien is the absolute funniest
2:34 that sound of the cheese tho. 😬
If this is every Chipotle, I must've got the one that is actually nice and doesn't do any of the stuff in the video
Olivia casually murdering Ian in a Chipotle is the best thing i have ever seen
Me when someone gets an easy question wrong in class: 0:50
Every shayne ever
He’s the best but I’ll give it to keith tho
Hey I didn't know that chipotle cheese girl and subway lettuce guy
Were related???
When Damien was trying to wrap a bourrito look at the toppings on it 😂😂😂
3:03 Good catch
I can confirm making a perfect burrito is hard, You need layers and don't put so much stuff on it but people from chipotle are magic.
"SHUT UP"
(only og fans know what I'm talking about)
They still use it
Dre_ daking Yassss
Bruh shut up
Dre_ daking I have the app
4:01 Gordon Ramsay after trying bad food
hahahahahaha
0:44 GET OU DEMON!!!
The good old days! Smosh is #1 trending
3:58 My parents everytime they see me
Smosh is #1 in trending in 2019?! Yaaas
0:33 me When My mom Ask me for Hot coco
This just made me soooooo hungry for chipotle!
"can i get a mustard hoagie" that made me die
customer: can i get a burrito with just meat and cheese
noah: *what kind of bread*
Yes you can
Can I get a salad?
United 1 yeah sure what kind of bread
A S A L A D
@@United1158 yes WHAT TYPE OF BREAD OPTION
Underrated moment: shayne speaking “Spanish” and saying “yo would like una tortilla”
It dosebt
That was hilarious
"Yo would like muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles en salsa picante. Bellamose."
"I would like a very large burrito with carnitas, beans, and spicy salsa. Beautiful."
Courtney saying the guac is extra is underrated too
Im learning spanish i only know a bit amigo
Shayne,
“Hi Chipotle, you’re my favorite pizza place.”
As a chipotle employee, "my pick" for people is what ever is the least energy for me to get them out the door.
That’s smart
Bowl rice beans cheese guacamole dont
Bro same
Subway-''More LETTUCE!''
Chipotle-''More CHEESE!''
MaximGamerTv wait. really? LETTUCE?
Very funny Do you think that?
The odd1sout I get the reference
MaximGamerTv sure, what kind of bread?
If chipotle gave you some lettuce you’d probably get E. Coli
You guys have to do an every ikea ever
Like so they can see
They already did that video but they deleted it.
LIke beg btw
GACHA ICEBERG - Project commet. Why did they delete it?
v3xxx1107 smosh dont check comments so i dont like
They gotta do a every Walmart or uber idk
6:19 You know he's laughing in his insides.
English: If i would like a very large burrito with carnitas and beans and hot sauce, beautiful
@@robinasebastian1873 thanks
Anybody noticed that he said Taco Bell
Damien wrapping the burrito is how I handle every tortilla
Same 😕
Cade Taylor thats how i handle my life...
😁😁
@@bookies5309 lol worried for you
@@JadaTheSupreme why did my brain automatically think it as the Wrong way.
My senior quote is now: “Beans are beans right?”
Nice
And mine: "I don't know, are they?"
I read this and they said it.
Black or pinto?
Mine will be: “you go Denise!”
“I want cheese... and queso”
Me: *confused af *
Queso to english speakers is a spicy cheese sauce.
queso is cheese in spanish but has a different texture and flavor profile than shredded cheese
@@Conorator yeah but its sometimes most populated with spanish speaking workers/customers so its confusing 😂
@@kitsuneakage22 Well, in a restaurant that sells a sauce called nothing but 'queso', they should know what the customer is talking about.
@@Conorator bro, I said when there are also spanish speaking customers, some dont know english and queso is just cheese in spanish that's when its confusing -_-
“I just order a bowl and use chips as a utensil”
That’s so big brain...
Polkadot Pictures it’s like nachos it’s so good
What I wanna know is why anyone orders the bowls
The Guitarman like she said in the vid the burritos have so many calories.
Spaghetti Master IK but if they were trying to cut down why don’t they eat greens or something like that
Pudding Cup EXTREME BIG BRAIN
Watching Damien wrap the burrito just gives me anxiety.
Ikr
Ikr
He's wasting
Same here
I agree with u + he wasn't giving any emotions while wrapping the burrito
Damien folding a burrito was defintley Randall Pibbers.
disgustang
@@imboredwhatever1585 *well it was fockin one of yus.*
@@ultrabigfella p ml l mp
Loop
When Damien was trying to wrap the burrito.... that scene was my whole life
He forgot to heat the tortilla anyway 😂 (ik its a joke but you can tell by the way it folds)
Hey Damien ain’t alone, alright? 😂😂
I felt kind of disgusted by how much they wasted. I came from a developing country and all these idiots like Damien wasted perfectly good burritos.
Yea
“And that, is the swans head.”
I’m a Chipotle manager and I’m sad there was no: “Black or Pinto? Yes.” joke
Bruh momento
Thisssss!
@6:49 that secen
If you’re a manager, can you confirm if the Cheeserito is real or not?
@@Jaketendo YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! MUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!
6:19
For me, a mexican, it's very funny and weird at the same time
Si pero lo dice bien 😂
@@Yanas55 Eso no te lo voy a negar jajaja
Jajaja curiosamente trabaje en uno hace algunos años y un cliente gringo llego haciendo esa broma le respondí en español... no tuvo idea de que responder
Estuvo loco escuchar a shayne hablar español pero aparentemente está aprendiendo
Hahahaha igual
2:07 look at shayne's face lol
That was the only thing I could see the first time I watched this
No u
PepePoot that’s Damien
Mr Longg that’s shayne
Now watch this face: 7:05
“Since I’m eating healthy I might as well treat myself!”
You go Denise!
lmao thats like saying for fun im gonna light a bush on fire after putting out a huge flame from a burning building
*pat own back*
-Everyone on Weight Watchers
You go Denise!
3:56 😂
The infamous Shayne Scream by BFF Damien.
One of my favorite Shaymien moments was at the beginning of a board AF, when someone asked who was the loudest in the Smosh fam and everyone pointed at Shayne (naturally) and Dames was like: I love you dude, but 95% of your jokes are *lets out Shayne scream*
@@whateverworksmate.721 and it always gets us 😂