Dark Holes (Dark Souls Parody)
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- The epic tale of dumbass dragons who can time travel but can't find their asses with both hands. Philokolo, the pervert; Marvyn, the droopy-eared asshat; Tivon, the big lug.
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Outro Track: Incompetech - "Vivacity"
"Use your imagination to fill in the blanks."
"Uh, there's a lot of blanks."
There you go. There's the most perfect summary of Dark Souls ever made.
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@@cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740 hey me 2
Lil Gae because no one can argue against him
So damn true.
That shit is hard to get out
The dialogue in this is beyond amazing
"It seems the world is more concerned with making references to Berzerk than its own artistic integrity"
Berserk*
Ethanal Spencer "Sir, are you aware that you were doing 55 in an era that cars do not exist?"
Luke Mcfillen I'm sorry officer. I forgot.
HoodiedGamer "Well dont drive to near drangleic, you'll forget more than that."
"You can slip-and-slide off my taint for all I care!"
"Sir are you aware that you were doin 55 in an era in which cars do not exist"
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir."
"I forgot."
Is it area or era? I heard era.
@@Ajc-ni3xn it's era
Well, don't drive too near Drangleic, you'll forget more in there.
Thats like a xavier renegade angel line
"He ain't deaf dumbass, he's just ugly." Favourite quote of my life
I don't get it
Andrei Skobtsov its in the...
yea....
For some reason Seath in his lil nightcap going "I like that story" is the most wholesome thing in the world to me
And then they burnt it down.
Yes
I love that part
@KingArthurII fuck seath. He gets to bang Gwynevere
@@GameLover45408 idk chief, sounds gay
Look, I don't care if it's sketched, the dialog and drawn reactions of this thing are absolutely beautiful. This is a piece of art. I don't care if ALL of your animations from now on look like this, I NEED MORE.
I've been a Marvyn fan since I saw Dark Souls: In summary.
This must be the 7th time I've watched this since it came out and I'm still laughing my ass off.
The Blank King The sketch is due to everything in the world being gray.
Marv is tremendous. "OOOOHHHHH NO"
i wang more pls dud
Holy shit 17 minutes?!? Oh god did we forget to feed him?!
+sir shalo I...I thought it was your job!
SnowyPlays Dont look at me, I just throw toilet paper in there from time to time!
I'll run and get the big fish.
Mr.Popadopalis is gonna kill us!
Don't get the big fish, he'll just fuck it.
Nito and the Funky Bunch is now my Headcanon.
+Jefferey Waldrip I lost it at "a nudist colony in a cave"
+Sla Nahesh
I believe that is an Ultima reference.
skeleton warriors du- na-na-na
+nemsis gini our general must raise morale
I call this one bitey lol
I adore the idea of a stone dragon yelling at Father Gascoigne to invent TV
"Naaaiiil"
This looks like it could be on Adult Swim.
No.
Yes
Doctress Calibrator you say that but this is basically the Dark Souls Version of "The Brak Show" the droopy eared dragon REALLY reminds me of Brak.
You beat me to the punch 2 years ago
Reminded me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"Probably not, but I heard you making up lore without presedence, so why the hell not?"
Jesus this is the dark souls lore community in a nutshell.
Precedence, but yeah I agree
I don't know why but "We should stop and get gas station candy" cracked me up, the idea that you have to differentiate between candy and gas station candy is amazing
+Dmorktry There is a difference. Gas station candy on road trips is always better. Fact.
+PlagueOfGripes It's true, i was there.
+PlagueOfGripes this is true, i can confirm this.
+NomineName This is true, i saw it happen.
"Are you aware you are doing 55 in an area in which cars do not exist" made me lol
I consider this cannon.
mock 20 yes
It pretty much is
Same
The Channeler wearing three pairs of glasses never ceases to amuse me.
ah so this is where ironpineapple stole his memes from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Suguri Ceaseless amusement.
Holy shit, the descriptions in Fraampts little book are hilarious
"maybe they're all futanari" i laughed so much on that part
Shit, is the key word.... mwhhaha
the obsession about poop is my favorite
And surprisingly lore-accurate, too
This felt like an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force to me... and it is amazing.
THAT'S WHAT THIS REMINDED ME OF!
Anonymous Turnip just copied comment word for word lol
The lady is master shake, the dumb one is meatwad (of course), and the skinny one is frylock.
Jrz2 the first Philokolo even has a Goatee like Fryloc 💀
"Man, this shit's turned into political commentary." That line cracked me up.
My favorite line for sure
"Your breath smells like the septic tank from a New Londo brothel."
*Steps in and sniffs* "Yes"
" You can slip and slide off my taint for all I care. "
" Now, unless you got another thousand buckets of water, you can kindly fuck off. "
" N-Now hold on..."
" FUCK OFF! "
"You can slip and slide off my taint for all I care" I'm stealing this..
How's it feel, Seeeeeaaaaath?
To be a bitch
To be a, bitch
To be forever alone
+bob jackson man that was just uncalled for
+thomas machado it's fine. He murders the most dragons out of anyone. Which is ironic because he was the only mortal dragon.
Seathe the Scaleless just wants to live a peaceful life, but he keeps getting kinkshamed.
Sir are you aware you are doing 55 in an area in witch cars do not exist?
I fucking lost it.
*Which
Sorry.
era
@@jugemujugemu4690 witch cars dumbass
I just noticed Kalameet was the hype man in the tape!
leroy shane yea that made me lol
leroy shane why you gotta assume the black dragon's the rapper/hype man? when'd we start being dragon-generalizers here?
Yal Rathol because it is a black dragon. It’s kalameet.
Black dragon spit dat black fire.
Which dragon is which
*Sex toys wont save us this time* lmao
*Nudist colony in a cave*
Maybe he'll enjoy the cosmic tentacle monsters in Yharnam? LOL
Pantsu God "This Time" - This isn't the first time apparently. And it worked before.
you shut your mouth....wait I have an idea. take gag with a big smile. come here
My life won't be completed until I say that in real life
"i call the big one bitey"
+phoenixsplash135 I don't understand where that is from, and I'm too lazy to look it up on google.
+OMGbeta The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. The Monorail"
+OMGbeta Simpsons. It's a possum that lives in the fire extinguisher cupboard of the monorail.
+phoenixsplash135 "A la grande le puse Cuca"
+exaIgnus I always thought it sounded funnier in Spanish.
Her tail's awfully lovely tho...
also pretty fluffy ;-)
Jane Doe yea let's stop talkin
It's so FLUFFY!!!
PonzooonTheGreat I killed her for that tail.
NhmF What a dick.
Kaathe: ''That's my testicle'' - That shit got me
This is like Aqua Teen in the souls universe. Why isn't this a whole series?
The way that the characters dealt with the setting of the game is to put things in boxes in DaS. Too many hollows? Put them all in a box. Corrupt crazy demon city? Seal all of the entrances and make it into a box. Dark magic shit that can kill gods? In a painted box. Still one dragon left, lets make him a library that he will seal HIMSELF into like a box full of books.
In DkS2...
-a giant fell through a floor? Stick it in a box. An abomination can't make rock toys anymore? Stick it in a flaming box. A shitton of giants and undead? Cut them up, experiment on them, THEN stick them in boxes. A bunch of giant monsters? Send them to Aldia to stick them each in a box. A psychopath made a body controlling split personality? stick him in a box. A throne that acts as the Kiln? Stick it in a box.
Looks like you were the only ones whose predictions came true.
Pontiff stuck everyone in a box, Gwyn stuffed the pygmies into the Ringed box, once again there was a painted box, and even firelink is back and also in a box.
@@bustinarant The Lords of Cinder and player character all rise out of boxes too.
"OOooh...Seath...how's it feeeel...to be forever alone?"
"Oh no, the bitches' archive! The annals of lonely bastards will be lost forever!"
"Oh, well, gotta run!"
That was too funny, I almost died.
I wish this was a mini-series.
That book though. . .
"My Lustful Gay Anor Londo Manager Craves Hollow Ass"
HAH!
Also. . .
Frampt's Big Book of Things That Feed Me Poo Poo
- Foreword by King Allant
Also, the book the Channeler reads to Seath. "101 Tales to Make Master STFU"
this feels like watching an existential film
101 tales to make master STFU
I'm sure Dio's minions have a few copies
I know I do.
+Solqueen86 pet shop just caws them at him
loved the witches and nito and the funky bunch descriptions
"Hey what's that on the floor. Is that the script?"
nito and the funky bunch is the best
That was my favorite part :D
Dylan Halford fuck yeah
Ravelord Neato
"Seath, I misjudged you. your blind, crippled, and a pervert!"
best line ever
Still cracks me up hehe
"Sir, are you aware that you are going 55 mph in an era in which cars do no exist?"
"I'm sorry, officer... I forgot."
I feel like I just watched an Aqua teen hunger force episode...Dark Souls edition. o.o;;
+Isrend
It does have an "Adult Swim Show" type of feel.
+The Love Artist makes me love Plague even more to be honest
+Isrend These guys do come across as Frylok, Shake, and Meatwad. Resemblance is kinda on the nose.
My thoughts exactly!
Isrend ikr
What the hell is this....
PLAGUE, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!?!?!
+Questionable Videos Amazing, that's what.
+Questionable Videos Its Amazing Amazinggggggg..............
+Questionable Videos It would appear to be a Dark Souls parody video.
+Questionable Videos Live action fanfic revealing the true Abyss that is Plague's mind.
This is plagues magnum opus
“To find weird alien life, and to fuck that life. And make weird half-breed babies with whatever that shit is.”
This quote understands me on a spiritual level
Humanity's new life goal
I can't even count how many times I've re watched this.That dialog and animation too good!
I keep it saved just to get a chuckle.
I love the little notes on Frampt's notebook. It talks more about delivering poop than anything else.
Plus, hurray for Nito and the Funky Bunch.
Honestly, I want Tivon to be a real character in Dark Souls. Something about the idea of a big scary demon guy who actually likes humans and acts nice to them is strangely endearing.
Demon? Ah-em, he is a Draco Northern American, thank you. Racist, that's what this is.
He's a dragon.
Honestly with a simple mod you could just give a voice to the dragon in the ash lake and give the covenant a little more flavor
Basically South Park Satan
Jesus christ, I loved this way too much. I need more of this.
+Dr. Ironbuddah Yea me too! I have watched it twice for now! xD
+Dr. Ironbuddah ayyy da cakebaker
Kaathe: "that's my testicle".
-Everybody laughs
I like how frampt's book cares more about what feeds him literal shit than actual lore lmao
philokolo...see what you did there
+Harry Panagiotidis I was curious if anyone at all would understand the implication.
+PlagueOfGripes can't hide it from the Greeks ;)
+Harry Panagiotidis What is the implication of that word?
+mamuburaa it's from the greek φιλώ which means love and κώλος that means ass
+Harry Panagiotidis I thought it was from the spanish word for butthole. Fill a culo.
"Some holes should remain unplugged" wise words
Poor fools, this is a dream within a dream, conjured from eyes of the sky, born without a child!
@Numinous123 Father Gascoigne
“Gray skies all day..”
“And now there’s sunlight...n’ People...n’ Bullshit.”
*Literally me after months of spending miserable time indoors*
How does it feeeeeeeel seath
to be a bitch....
to be forever alone...
ALIENAK 47 I watched this months ago and it was clearly "bitch". What happened?
JhoTerra You're thinking of Dark Souls in Summary by the same guy.
Oh no the bitchs archives
"use your imagination to fill in the blanks."
"theres a lot of blanks"
lmfao
"Yes. There seems to be a lack of diversity. And while gentle behaviors are engaging, they lack depth, fairness, and everyday living is about witlessly encouraging aggression without really understanding it! Also, connecting with others is difficult and is only possible in specific areas and the people you engage with are two-dimensional. The inherent hubris or driving flaw that made people of our own era parallel the thematic nature of existence has instead been replaced with convolution of irrelevant history in a world that rightfully should be more about how people deal with the setting rather than why the setting exists in the first place!"
You're welcome.
FurnaxIkki isn't that just all of the Dark Souls games?
Yea, I feel like this criticism of Bloodborne applies to all Souls games.
Zeeboon honestly this could apply to life now in general
@@RedFloyd469 That's all well and good, but good luck finding somebody to relate to or care about in Bloodborne. Remind me, what's the point of a bloated setting and convoluted lore when there's nothing for the player to connect with? I would say comparing Dark Souls to Bloodborne is like comparing Lord of the Rings to the Silmarillion, but at least the Silmarillion had a few memorable characters.
But the point was to have you not connect with anyone. You're an outsider, and everyone hates you.
Amazing. Nothing short of amazing.
"I am eternal. Kind of. Maybe."
i would love to see more of these three
"Oh no! The annals of lonely bastards will be lost forever!" such a good line lmao
Holy shit imagine a sci-fi souls how the fuck would that work
you get pewpews and shit and humanity on the brink of extinction
+Sir Laughsalot
Undead astronauts fighting off eldritch horrors, dragons & big, heavily armored space marines.... IN SPACE!
It'd be epic!
I feel like it's been done already, some how. That WOULD be interesting, though.
+Sir Laughsalot
Maybe just hold off the dragons and berserk-references and it should be fine.
+Feels Man yeah its called borderlands...except the souls currency is money.....lots and lots of money
jose Leal
ha the difference in tone and game depth could not be more different though...
I like that sassy slithery one's voice whenever he says
'how's if FEEEEEEEEL SEEEATH'
My Digga my Digga.
My Digga my Digga.
My motherfucking Digga !
+Chips Light Only Dragons can say that word, you racist !
WerDeDeDe
Don't worry, I'm a dragon.
+Chips Light Cast thy name in with stone.
Dragon. Yee be not.
diggy-mo
The Flame: "Now unless you've got another thousand buckets of water you can kindly fuck off"
Aldrich and his faithful: **Furious deep bucket filling**
This seems like something that should be on adult swim. Fucking love it.
I'll accept futanari witches of Izalith as canon.
+FigmentofJustice YES
+FigmentofJustice absolutely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+FigmentofJustice Gwyndolin is love, Gwyndolin is life!
+FirstName LastName You. I like you.
+FigmentofJustice If they can set people on fire, surely they can modify their bodies into whatever they wish.
So what died millions of years before the age of the Greylands in order to fossilize and make the fuel for their car?
THE LORE JUST KEEPS GOING DEEPER!
"I love chocolate hollows, oh wait I'm thinking of chocolate holes. That's another thing."
I'm fucking dying.
I think that's the witch.
"We gotta do something, we gotta, we gotta leave the house!"
"Woah Woah let's not get crazy here" 😂😂😂
i watched this three times
I WELL NEVER STOP. MAKE THIS A SERIES
This pog should just write the lore.
I just realized that the car scene can be easily cut out of the story. but I'm glad you left it in. it seems you learned something from Dark Souls 2 after all.
That Azura's star thing cracked me up.
10:14 The best sentence of the video: "Oh, yeah! I was wondering where all this 'time' is coming from!"
"I like that story..."
Generally makes me feel bad for Seeth.
"Sir are you aware that you were doing 55 in an era which cars do not exist?" Why the fuck does that get me every time
Marvyn looks like Brak if he was a dragon instead of... What the fuck is Brak anyways? Also it isn't surprising Plague and the crow women got together. I don't blame him they have a nice ass.
+SuperInsanewolf Looks kinda like woolie with that hat on.
+SuperInsanewolf No one wants to be father to a half-bird mutant but we are all of us merely human.
+Limey Lassen Truly, what hope did any of us have? None, I say. None.
+SuperInsanewolf Actually, now that i think about it, the whole thing feels like a Adult Swim show.
***** Plague could put shows on adult swim.
Do you ever plan on returning to this? I don't care if you leave the animation like this! It's simple and fun, and the voices are fantastic! Please! I absolutely love it!
WARTHOGVANGUARD he can't they died at the end.
@@GOLD-gr8hg Can always bring them back for the sake of a joke.
Also keep the likes at 69.
@@warthogvanguard7292 fair enough
Xeon Chan yeah it was ruined awhile ago.
Xeon Chan we can dream
7:00 Hold up. Am I hearing "Azura's Star will surely be filled by tonight"?
I was confused too
@@brandontaylor6677 Probably a reference to The Elder Scroll series, where Azura's star is a piece of equipment that can be filled with souls and used in equipment enchantment
By Azura, by Azura, the Grand champion!
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE- wait wrong prince
I'm on a pilgrimage to the Shrine of Azura, if you'll excuse me.
Sex toys won't save us this time, Phil.
"101 tales to make master STFU"
HA !
10:34
Did ... did you just make a fire shrug its shoulders?
"Are you aware you were going 55 in an era when cars do not exist?"
thank you fucking much Plague, you made me google "Futanari", now it can't be undone
+patataton Basics of the internet #699- if someone says a word or phrase you don't understand and you have the urge to look it up, be prepared for a creepy sex thing, especially if it sounds Japanese
With Creepy Male & Female part...
+patataton You didn't know? How disappointing...
+MelBrooksKA yeah Japan is basically the land of creepy sex things.
metalwater81
Just No?
It's weird, frampt says "I think we all know what that is" but ironically, I do not
Poop
It's obviously Velka. I mean, obviously. For sure. It's very obvious.
I think it’s a mix of all the races he threw in the box, not sure though.
I immediately thought of that crow hunter lady from Bloodborne
I watch this 14 times a day, it's just too many great quotables, subtle vocal inflections, tremendous little touches and I cant get enough of these dragons. Seaths movements during the bedtime story and smile gets me every time.
I can't tell if this is the best thing you've ever done, the worst thing you've ever done some sort of gooey residue from between.
But i approve.
+IsNation so much gooey residue
I love how Channeler got three pairs of goggles on.
"And blindy aint got no legs" "yeah we covered this"
Love it!
6:55
“Dragon Jesus fuck what is that!?”
“It’s the penis deity!”
The WHAT deity?!
I would love to see another video of this dragon trio. This video was just comedy gold.
I love the fact that the channeler is reading to seath. nice touch.
I don't have the foggiest of what video games you all may be referencing with this, but its funny nonetheless. It's somehow foul-mouthed & crude as anything on "Adult Swim" but its intelligent & realistic to boot. That I can still genuinely enjoy this without any frame of reference & numerous excuses I could make about being cynical or crude, its still art. Reminds me of Monty Python. Has to be some term for this type of humor.
"Is that a rock monster made out of urine?" Because we know that brand of creativity todays video games get, lol...
Widdershins dark Souls
dark souls 1 and 2, and also bloodborne, all made by fromsoftware
... It's Dark Souls. the urine rock monster was a crystal golem. The only reason it was yellow was because it had a special drop that let you access the DLC
"There's no Root Chalice for that bitch" papapapapap
I didn't know you could write as well as you draw. This was fantastic, and I don't even know much about Dark Souls. The "He ain't deaf, dumbass, he's just ugly" line got me laughing harder than I have in a while.
4:20 "101 Tales to make Master STFU" OMG MY SIDES ROFL
"You we're doing 55 in an era where cars do not exist."
This is canon
"Nito and the funky bunch"
"Frampt's Book of Things to get Retconned in 2 Sequels" made my day.
"Use your imagination to fill in the gaps man!"
"There's a lot of gaps..."
so true xD
I like the fact that Seath didn’t even say anything while they were there. He just dealt with it lol