Dark Sauce (Dark Souls Parody)

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @quarryspanish
    @quarryspanish 5 років тому +3418

    "This isnt even the right way"
    I felt that.

    • @deadprank947
      @deadprank947 4 роки тому +13

      snakeinmybewts most true thing in this video

    • @brandonhuber8618
      @brandonhuber8618 4 роки тому +56

      The first time I played I was going down into The Catacombs and got most of the way to Pinwheel. Then I discovered the Undead Burg...the first 90-120 minutes were rough.

    • @ehmehsmeh824
      @ehmehsmeh824 4 роки тому +3

      @@brandonhuber8618 ikr

    • @ehmehsmeh824
      @ehmehsmeh824 4 роки тому +1

      @Guilherme DeCarvalho alot of ppl are

    • @cruc1fye
      @cruc1fye 4 роки тому +3

      Me my first playthrough when I killed the headless statue thing and went to Darkroot Garden 😂😂

  • @BaggyMcPiper
    @BaggyMcPiper 11 років тому +6497

    This isn't a parody. This is exactly what the game is like.

    • @catchyjam4608
      @catchyjam4608 11 років тому +160

      Daaamn straight

    • @KKcesarin666
      @KKcesarin666 11 років тому +10

      Hitomi miju but funny scenes

    • @JeffTheWiz1
      @JeffTheWiz1 11 років тому +10

      too true

    • @oliver6185
      @oliver6185 5 років тому +36

      Unless you count dying 30 times to the bell gargoyles after losing all your humanity

    • @oliver6185
      @oliver6185 5 років тому +7

      But I ain't going hollow yet.

  • @1bful
    @1bful 4 роки тому +1268

    One of the most accurate portrayals of how Solaire actually is.

  • @zweePOP
    @zweePOP 4 роки тому +4071

    Really inaccurate. He didn’t go and try to fight skeletons in the graveyard for hours

    • @ericeaton2386
      @ericeaton2386 4 роки тому +281

      Oh god. The memories.... But hey, at least I got a Zweihander! (which I can't use because my strength isn't high enough)

    • @mayonnaise2396
      @mayonnaise2396 3 роки тому +14

      @Crippled Kaiju don’t waste your time.

    • @reinerzufall978
      @reinerzufall978 3 роки тому +82

      the mistake that everone of us did....

    • @originalname1237
      @originalname1237 3 роки тому +6

      I never did that but ok

    • @mayonnaise2396
      @mayonnaise2396 3 роки тому +13

      @@originalname1237 I think very few of us did. Myself included

  • @NO-su3mf
    @NO-su3mf 7 років тому +5874

    "do you understand?"
    "K I L L M O R E B O S S E S"
    " damn straight"
    that is too accurate

    • @juku-oi1op
      @juku-oi1op 5 років тому +22

      just played as i read that

    • @a.s.g8334
      @a.s.g8334 5 років тому +8

      Dark Souls

    • @tyskenfan
      @tyskenfan 4 роки тому

      Who is that and when does he say that? I’m in anor landor right now and have not met this guy yet

    • @NO-su3mf
      @NO-su3mf 4 роки тому +6

      @@tyskenfan yeah thats kingseeker frampt and he rolls up right after the first bell of awakening is rung and hes right behind the crestfallen night at firelink, he is important

    • @uplift3145
      @uplift3145 4 роки тому

      N O yup

  • @oscarofastora7422
    @oscarofastora7422 8 років тому +2346

    Doesn't even care that I saved him from the undead asylum and put the linking cycle in motion... I have no dignity anyway

    • @milgos5269
      @milgos5269 5 років тому +70

      F

    • @Back2Life
      @Back2Life 5 років тому +38

      @@milgos5269 F

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 років тому +119

      Oscar of Astora it’s fine Oscar of Astora I care about you

    • @Back2Life
      @Back2Life 5 років тому +80

      @@orthodoxy6470 You are so grossly incandescent my friend.

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 років тому +26

      Back2Life yes I am

  • @Chocl8215
    @Chocl8215 8 років тому +4122

    Wait, what breathes fire on you after Taurus?
    ... Oh, right, repressed that memory.

    • @prismot.7192
      @prismot.7192 7 років тому +63

      Chocl8215 who was it im at that part oh now i know

    • @Xxxsorrow
      @Xxxsorrow 7 років тому +122

      Chocl8215 "I" killed it only after 74 hours of playing. And I said "I" because it somehow fell off the bridge and died. I hate that thing more than any monster in DS.

    • @SeriousGamer753
      @SeriousGamer753 6 років тому +16

      What does breathe fire on you? I can't remember

    • @brandontaylor6677
      @brandontaylor6677 6 років тому +46

      @@SeriousGamer753 a red dragon

    • @SeriousGamer753
      @SeriousGamer753 6 років тому +26

      ​@@brandontaylor6677 Jfc my mind completely jumbled up the whole map layout, cant figure out how you come from taurus to the bridge

  • @dallasquinton4168
    @dallasquinton4168 7 років тому +518

    "This isn't even the right way!" Said everyone ever.

    • @Netsuki
      @Netsuki 3 роки тому +2

      Me, as a gamer, always: "F... this *is* the right way". Why would You want to go right way? You do that in the end. Exploration first. Getting secrets, hidden equipment etc.

    • @LuanaSouza-fw1iz
      @LuanaSouza-fw1iz 2 роки тому +3

      @@Netsuki well, I used to be like that until dark souls

    • @Falconhawk3784
      @Falconhawk3784 Рік тому

      Dude in my first playthrough, I killed the moonlight butterfly and sif because I thought that was the bell "Down Below"

  • @SixthAllicard
    @SixthAllicard 8 років тому +518

    This is so unbelievably accurate, but so confusing to people who haven't played it.

    • @RatKing2137
      @RatKing2137 8 років тому

      +Alucard Hellsing What XD

    • @nicolasr9255
      @nicolasr9255 8 років тому +9

      i bought The game today....i saw this video yesterday....and now Its all clear @.@

    • @starkill97
      @starkill97 8 років тому +6

      +Nicolás Retamal lol welcome to the pain train

    • @cheriftekouk7870
      @cheriftekouk7870 6 років тому +1

      it is 100% accurate

  • @handsomejack8758
    @handsomejack8758 8 років тому +2153

    Try holding with both hands
    Amazing chest ahead

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 8 років тому +89

      i had enough with these motherfucking trolling messages, especially the illusion wall ahead messages!!!!
      me playing dark souls 2

    • @metalmilitia623
      @metalmilitia623 7 років тому +42

      if you play the game enough, youll learn where all the illusory walls are ;)

    • @ThePrimith
      @ThePrimith 7 років тому +40

      I'm not sure how, but on my first playthrough, neither message appeared near Gwynevere.

    • @SantanaBanana47
      @SantanaBanana47 7 років тому +13

      Handsome Jack I love seeing all the puns over there XD

    • @ulivolga228
      @ulivolga228 6 років тому +10

      try jumping down

  • @1ab23c4d5e6f
    @1ab23c4d5e6f 8 років тому +1995

    It took him 14 minutes to go from the Taurus demon to Solaire?
    Something doesn't feel right.

    • @rdub9051
      @rdub9051 8 років тому +211

      I tried getting past the dragon for about 30 minutes before I discovered the stairs off to the right. completely missed solaire until I came back for the lower burg

    • @theaussiebogan9680
      @theaussiebogan9680 8 років тому +158

      Engineer Beast huh.
      From what i recall i was just like 'dragon? Nope' and walked off and found solaire

    • @urbanbourbon3905
      @urbanbourbon3905 8 років тому +24

      The Aussie Boy I did the exact same thing.

    • @espi742
      @espi742 7 років тому +46

      and 3 minutes from firelink shrine to the Taurus Demon

    • @ROTCairforcePFC
      @ROTCairforcePFC 7 років тому +22

      10 hours for him to find out he went the wrong way.......Pretty much how long it took me

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 5 років тому +660

    "Oh my god, oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my GOD! This isnt even the right way!?" Not only my entire dark souls 1-3, demon soul and blood borne experience, but a commentary on my life in total.

    • @kaijū317
      @kaijū317 4 роки тому +20

      except that ds3 is the most linear out of them all with virtually no incorrect path

    • @IRomKom
      @IRomKom 3 роки тому +3

      Sekiro, dude

    • @HeavenlyHavoc
      @HeavenlyHavoc 3 роки тому +12

      Is it even possible to go the wrong way in ds3? Other than getting turned around in the swamp before the abyss watchers that game is almost entirely just following the most obvious road to progress

    • @anton.chigrinetc.96
      @anton.chigrinetc.96 3 роки тому +5

      @@HeavenlyHavoc
      Technically, yes. Depends on your priorities. Like technically you can skip the entire Irithyll thing and go straight to the Profaned Capital...which would later mean you'll still have to go to the Irithyll.

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 3 роки тому +6

      Only dark souls that confused me was 2......
      Like holy fuck if it were up to player exploration I'd have ended up in dark souls 7 - or wandered back to demon souls.
      Soooo many areas to explore and shit

  • @PoisonedCherry
    @PoisonedCherry 4 роки тому +842

    Best quote about dark souls ever.
    "Why would they even-....dark souls, i keep forgetting im playing dark souls."

    • @Mistowgan
      @Mistowgan 3 роки тому +44

      we all had that moment where the game was so unfair and then it hits you. "This is Dark Souls."

    • @wanderingcalamity360
      @wanderingcalamity360 3 роки тому +5

      That's a mood.

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 2 роки тому +4

      I still call my brother sun bro.

  • @Kerubu
    @Kerubu 8 років тому +1142

    This, Happy Souls, and Dark Souls in Summary are my favorite Dark Souls animations.

    • @RebelOfTheNorm242
      @RebelOfTheNorm242 8 років тому +18

      check out: Dark souls x evangelion

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 8 років тому +5

      I looked it up and i just wanted to say: thank you!

    • @foxistriggering8307
      @foxistriggering8307 8 років тому +1

      SAME?!

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 8 років тому +3

      Thank you stranger, for introducing me to Dark Souls x Evangelion. That was gold.

    • @RebelOfTheNorm242
      @RebelOfTheNorm242 8 років тому +5

      +CidGuerreiro1234 you're welcome my Souls Family.
      its incredible what 1 random youtube search can find

  • @funnwithknives258
    @funnwithknives258 8 років тому +2115

    This entire video describes my first time playing dark souls

    • @yeomanwhisper2336
      @yeomanwhisper2336 8 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @LinksMusic01
      @LinksMusic01 8 років тому +3

      true

    • @TheDwagonHD
      @TheDwagonHD 8 років тому

      yeah... but it only took ~36 hours... (skipped some optional bosses, (mostly the DLC ones... wanted to go on and play the second and third game asap)) Priscilla was the most intressting of all the bosses. (Yes, i faught her)

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili 8 років тому +11

      Add the part where you go into the graveyard first by mistake, and yup.

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili 8 років тому +6

      I blame everyone saying the game's meant to be insanely hard so I thought it was normal :s

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +350

    “What’s so hard about this?”
    Dark Souls: *_So you have chosen death_*

    • @TodayiAteMyCat
      @TodayiAteMyCat 4 роки тому +6

      Bro you are everywhere

    • @Power56798
      @Power56798 3 роки тому

      @@TodayiAteMyCat what do you he's everywhere

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 3 роки тому

      Sir, with respect, shoo.

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 2 роки тому

      - Is this.. too EASY for you?
      - ...I actually think the game is quite challenging.
      - Then I'll see you laterrr.

  • @magicscreenman
    @magicscreenman 10 років тому +76

    "You can summon other players to your world...if you have the patience for it!"
    I died laughing at that point.

    • @watayukikimihyra7132
      @watayukikimihyra7132 10 років тому +1

      kinda true though....it's really do that forever

    • @magicscreenman
      @magicscreenman 10 років тому +1

      Watayuki Kimihyra
      That's exactly why I died laughing at that point lol - cause I used to rage like you wouldn't believe when Dark Souls first came out and my friend and I couldn't co op to save our lives. It's TOTALLY spot on.

    • @dementedp
      @dementedp 10 років тому +3

      Now in DkS II you cant summon anyone, but because they have been already summoned in another world D:. It really is a fight to win a phantom haha

    • @magicscreenman
      @magicscreenman 10 років тому +3

      dementedp Lol that's actually a good thing! Summoning speed and connection is fantastic in this game, but if you are trying to play with a friend or someone specific, just use the Name Engraved Ring: You and the other person both put on the ring and both pick the same God's name (I think there are 10 to pick from) and then only other people wearing the matching name will be able to see your sign. So in my opinion, Namco and FromSoftware fixed BOTH problems: Connection speed is now great and consistent, AND they made it easier to play with friends. They even allowed voice chat this time although, ironically enough, I never use it. After complaining constantly that it wasn't in Demon's or Dark Souls 1. Go and figure lol. I guess I prefer talking with emotes and maintaining the charming cryptic element to player interactions.

    • @dementedp
      @dementedp 10 років тому +1

      magicscreenman Im still waiting for the Pc version so i didnt understand too much about the Gods thing haha but i got the point. Wow really? I was asking myself just yesterday if there was a chat system now hehe thanks for the info and definitively it is a good thing because theres a lot of people in the game :D

  • @TerminalM193
    @TerminalM193 10 років тому +253

    LMAO the blighttown framerate part was fucking hilarious.

    • @narfoshin3726
      @narfoshin3726 10 років тому +2

      I didn't get it

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 10 років тому +16

      Narf Shin you must of played dark souls for the first time on PC then.

    • @lostspartan9874
      @lostspartan9874 10 років тому +6

      Yeah on console Blighttown is the worst place to go for frame rate, and well....it's just the worst place

    • @narfoshin3726
      @narfoshin3726 10 років тому +13

      No I had it on Xbox and I got no lag problems in blight town. Just a lot of falling.

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 10 років тому +8

      Narf Shin lol, alot of falling indeed.... Couple in the framerate problem and the falling almost doubles.

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur 8 років тому +377

    Aw I wanted to see him go up against Ornstein and Bro

    • @griffinfaw5697
      @griffinfaw5697 6 років тому +7

      That guy with the face is the face you have . . . yours?

    • @sampreetbharali1421
      @sampreetbharali1421 5 років тому +24

      Ah yes... Snorelax and Pikachu

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 4 роки тому +1

      @@sampreetbharali1421 thank you for making my sides enter orbit at Mach 10

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 роки тому

      Then you get attacked multiple enemies then you get cursed and have no souls to buy that frickin cure!!!!!

  • @bordwithasword
    @bordwithasword 7 років тому +333

    I first played dark souls at 7 years old, and I specifically remember the Taurus demon being a giant winged, horned lion that could breath fire, and was like 20 times bigger. Or my mind made it look that way

    • @spookyscarysteve
      @spookyscarysteve 4 роки тому +51

      That was a DLC boss

    • @astronautical1060
      @astronautical1060 4 роки тому +50

      You're thinking the Sanctuary Guardian, from the Artorias DLC. Also, it breathed lightning.

    • @ehmehsmeh824
      @ehmehsmeh824 4 роки тому +66

      How did a 7 year old figure out how to get into the dlc?

    • @ceciladams4882
      @ceciladams4882 3 роки тому +37

      @@ehmehsmeh824 he was the chosen one

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey 3 роки тому +2

      @@ehmehsmeh824 Does everyone have to save, exit, and reload the game after getting to the hydra's cave in order for the crystal golem to appear and start the DLC?

  • @Spirelord122
    @Spirelord122 11 років тому +50

    "yepp; kill more bosses"
    "Damn straight!"

  • @thirdeyeguy481
    @thirdeyeguy481 8 років тому +126

    3:57 Most priceless moment in a video parody ever

  • @somelowbudgetanimator3210
    @somelowbudgetanimator3210 3 роки тому +47

    2:17 “this church is full of big knights I’ll just summon my friends” “THATS NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS” lol

  • @arthurblackfire5247
    @arthurblackfire5247 5 років тому +134

    *shows up in my recommended*
    Oh cool I remember this
    *sees solair*
    Sun bro... *cries externally*

  • @OldRustyBones
    @OldRustyBones 10 років тому +310

    I've seen it so many times but I still laugh my ass off at this.

    • @jacobalan39
      @jacobalan39 10 років тому +1

      Me.to lead solare is to funny in this

    • @OldRustyBones
      @OldRustyBones 10 років тому +5

      I know right? "What's up my sun bro?" Gets me everytime.

    • @iiohunteroii8384
      @iiohunteroii8384 10 років тому +8

      LeadxGuitarist Yo what's up my sun bro ready for some j j j jolly cooperation!

    • @jrpalmieri
      @jrpalmieri 10 років тому

      LeadxGuitarist ikr

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud 10 років тому +12

      And the best part about it is that this video is basically darksouls in a nutshell.

  • @bharatk.n.v6210
    @bharatk.n.v6210 8 років тому +571

    Oh my god that nostalgia. Also, am I the only person who never used summons (because I was too dumb to realise that you had to be human to summon someone)?

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 8 років тому +11

      +Bharat K.N.V You're not the only one)

    • @morthemex
      @morthemex 8 років тому +4

      +Bharat K.N.V Nope, they were too much of a hassle to use.

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames 8 років тому +3

      +Bharat K.N.V Not the only one but you're one of VERY few who didn't understand how it worked.
      +Mad Phoenix Not really.

    • @hughmungus661
      @hughmungus661 8 років тому +2

      don't feel bad I figured it out by accident

    • @pexio4402
      @pexio4402 8 років тому +4

      I played offline the first time

  • @m.a.dmatt6689
    @m.a.dmatt6689 8 років тому +56

    "Okay...I see where this game stands." My god that gets me every time.

  • @spragoodle9518
    @spragoodle9518 Рік тому +16

    Some may judge, but dark souls is my comfort game

  • @JeffTheCuteShark
    @JeffTheCuteShark 7 років тому +47

    *The sun is like a magnificent father that I happen to have too many feelings for. I could gaze at it all day!*

  • @xXLunatikxXlul
    @xXLunatikxXlul 7 років тому +81

    Arin: Finally I can summon Solaire.
    Solaire: Yo what's good my Sunbro? You ready for some J-J-J-Jolly Cooperation?!
    This encompasses the Dark Souls experience for me ✊✊✊

  • @mohamedchibanibahiamar9555
    @mohamedchibanibahiamar9555 8 років тому +661

    Frame.
    Rate.
    Slowin.
    Me.
    Dooooowwwwn

  • @Lemontarts01
    @Lemontarts01 3 роки тому +84

    "Dat Abdomen"
    Godamnit - that's THE most relatable shit on the planet as a dark souls player or no 🤣

  • @charmanchu2437
    @charmanchu2437 8 років тому +857

    "Are you ready for some, J-J-JOLLY COOPERATION?!"

    • @wolftaffy2162
      @wolftaffy2162 8 років тому +14

      +The Random Gamer let's do this! [player has disconnected]

    • @charmanchu2437
      @charmanchu2437 8 років тому +3

      Heheh!

    • @dahkohtaah
      @dahkohtaah 8 років тому +9

      DOES THOU NOT PRASE THE SUN?
      \[T]/

    • @charmanchu2437
      @charmanchu2437 8 років тому +4

      KNAIVE! I DOETH PRAISE THY SUN AND ITS GROSS INCANDESCENCE! \[T[/

    • @darknessdragon190
      @darknessdragon190 8 років тому +4

      \|T|/ praise the sun

  • @christianvanengen9202
    @christianvanengen9202 10 років тому +242

    That's how I reacted to the Moonlight Butterfly and that's how it reacted to me!

    • @lward53
      @lward53 10 років тому +47

      I was like "Daw its so pretty, Do i have to kill it?" It was like LAZORBEAMS! i died. Was like :O
      The wolf has been my most enjoyable boss fight so far though. Sword in mouth and everything.

    • @christianvanengen9202
      @christianvanengen9202 10 років тому +31

      Sif for the win, definitely. I admit, I didn't want to kill him.

    • @mountaindrew2624
      @mountaindrew2624 10 років тому +19

      Christian Van Engen Killing Sif legitimately made me cry. Mainly because I knew the lore behind him and Artorias and the fact that he starts limping when he gets low on health.

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 років тому +15

      MountainDrew
      When he starts limping you can let him get away and be happy. :3 And he appears later as a buddy.

    • @PandemicalShade
      @PandemicalShade 10 років тому +20

      dburrs1
      Yeah right... "try jumping"

  • @boomba4087
    @boomba4087 8 років тому +263

    3:50 everytime I walked into a fog finding a unexpecting boss fight with little to no health with loads of souls to spend.

    • @asgth6147
      @asgth6147 8 років тому +14

      if you see a fog wall ALWAYS expect a boss

    • @blackomega34
      @blackomega34 8 років тому +1

      Funnily enough, none of the monsters shown are behind fog gates.

    • @greatestnoob11
      @greatestnoob11 8 років тому +8

      I had trust issue the entire time.

    • @lindseyvoiers464
      @lindseyvoiers464 8 років тому

      What's your Gamertag? We could play

    • @miguelthemoisturizer940
      @miguelthemoisturizer940 8 років тому +1

      What's yours?

  • @Zik3y
    @Zik3y 4 роки тому +38

    Honestly, in the first 6 hours I'd still be at the beginning

  • @bmombaerts
    @bmombaerts 10 років тому +49

    Wait... it took you a full 15 or so minutes to go from "beating taurus" to "meeting Solair" ?

    • @TheLastLineLive
      @TheLastLineLive 10 років тому +6

      got burned by the dragon, so had to run back through there :p

    • @bmombaerts
      @bmombaerts 10 років тому

      downphoenix
      Well yeah, but that took him a minute

    • @DrMcFly28
      @DrMcFly28 10 років тому +8

      He got addicted to the soul-farming bridge....

    • @bmombaerts
      @bmombaerts 10 років тому

      McFly
      That bridge is great if you are missing a handfull of souls to level up.

  • @djmbubba
    @djmbubba 11 років тому +44

    This has got to be the most accurate representation of playing this game I've ever seen, its hilarious. Great video.

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 4 роки тому +12

    It's been three years since I found this and I still find myself coming back to rewatch it all the time. This is a classic

  • @Aetohatir
    @Aetohatir 11 років тому +18

    every time I play dark souls with one particular friend of mine and someones invades us we always say "Oh D1ckypr0st41nt is back"

  • @nothingspecial9015
    @nothingspecial9015 11 років тому +39

    "Do you understand what I've been explaining to you? Yes, kill more bosses. Damn straight"

  • @spencerhodges3950
    @spencerhodges3950 11 років тому +99

    "Dont praise me, praise the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"

    • @dinoc2222
      @dinoc2222 11 років тому +30

      your picture contributed to your likes : )

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 6 місяців тому

      "What a swell guy." :3

  • @Floatanims
    @Floatanims 4 місяці тому +3

    Even 10 years later and it still holds up

  • @CodenameMEGAN
    @CodenameMEGAN 8 років тому +810

    He actually made Frampt look better than he actually is XD

  • @Huvpalto
    @Huvpalto 8 років тому +886

    The voice in intro seemed familiar... was that Vaati?

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar 11 років тому +39

    Oh..my..god, this is absolutely BRILLIANT!! You are a genius, you have managed to capture the feelings that EVERY Dark Souls player goes through on the first gameplay. Well done sir!

    • @leomurtas2291
      @leomurtas2291 11 років тому +7

      It's actually impressive that a game made every single player think the same things and feel the same things!

  • @jasonquiver6907
    @jasonquiver6907 7 років тому +24

    Why does the knight have to look so damn *ADORABLE* ?

  • @hundredknight7252
    @hundredknight7252 8 років тому +408

    PRAISE THE SUN!!! \ [T] /

  • @pharoahtaharqa4018
    @pharoahtaharqa4018 8 років тому +639

    Dat abdomen! 😂

    • @pb25801705
      @pb25801705 8 років тому +53

      Be weary of amazing chest

    • @patrick0uch
      @patrick0uch 8 років тому +7

      good times

    • @sain2530
      @sain2530 8 років тому

      Thomas Potts Dat Abdomen

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 6 років тому +1

      Dat abdomen

    • @christianchan1144
      @christianchan1144 4 роки тому +1

      as a fellow connoisseur of spidertaurs and insectaurs...
      DAT ABDOMEN!

  • @ethanhoogy
    @ethanhoogy 8 років тому +87

    "I'll invite my friends!" Ha, what friends? Amiright guys?

    • @stepanserdyuk4589
      @stepanserdyuk4589 5 років тому +4

      what 'guys'?

    • @ImNot
      @ImNot 5 років тому

      @@stepanserdyuk4589 what what?

    • @bronzekilla
      @bronzekilla 5 років тому

      Bu dum tush

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 6 місяців тому

      *T H A T ' S N O T H O W T H E G A M E I S M E A N T T O B E P L A Y E D*

  • @marcokrauss5320
    @marcokrauss5320 Місяць тому +1

    This is still one of the best videos ever even all those years ago.

  • @crashcan2583
    @crashcan2583 7 років тому +45

    "It's like a magnificent father I happened to have to many feelings for.'' You killed me a bit there x)

  • @gigabic7487
    @gigabic7487 8 років тому +432

    1:21 Am i the only one who checked for archers on top of that tower BEFORE rushing into the fight? Guess i am.

    • @DaleKamp
      @DaleKamp 8 років тому +47

      I scout first as well. It's the best way to play.

    • @marinchapuis6203
      @marinchapuis6203 8 років тому +7

      I also did. guess I was lucky

    • @sirquaffler542
      @sirquaffler542 8 років тому +1

      I scour the area if the game gives me any opportunity to (so disregarding bosses like the Capra Demon who bull-rush you from the start). In fact, that's the only way I found to kill the Tauros Demon, luring him onto the tower and carpet-bombing him from a distance until he died.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 8 років тому +6

      Took me a minute to find the ladder, but once I did, I was like, "Sweet, a height I can drop from! LeRoy Jenkins!"

    • @whatwhat7652
      @whatwhat7652 7 років тому +2

      i did too after i died 5 times first

  • @Scruffii
    @Scruffii 8 років тому +121

    Shame you
    Didn't
    Mention
    THOSES
    FUCKING
    MOSQUITOS
    IN BLISTTOWN!

    • @hohnmcransi54
      @hohnmcransi54 7 років тому +3

      Imbred I hate everything Forget the mosquitos, that framerate is the real pain in that area

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 7 років тому

      Is it bad that I've never gone through Blighttown the long way?

  • @Joedaddy42069
    @Joedaddy42069 4 роки тому +10

    I fucking lost it at 4:40
    "Wanna help me slay the boss?"
    "HPPKVJRBRBRLBLFBDBD"

  • @Varitus
    @Varitus 10 років тому +43

    This is possibly the most correct and hilarious representation of Dark Souls I've ever seen :D

    • @zemaumm
      @zemaumm 10 років тому +5

      El. Psy. Congroo

  • @dannylamb456
    @dannylamb456 10 років тому +11

    "Dark Souls, I keep forgetting that I'm playing Dark Souls."
    Sums up the two games pretty well. My God was it satisfying when I realized how to fight like a pro.

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 11 років тому +44

    The Blitghttown scene was just topping the whole video off for me.

  • @ursosexmachina
    @ursosexmachina 5 років тому +15

    *"What follows is front line combat. You are not expected to survive."*

  • @desmondtiny1016
    @desmondtiny1016 11 років тому +16

    I absolutely lost myself crying of laughter when he got obliterated by D1CKYPR0ST41NT.

  • @tipsheda
    @tipsheda 11 років тому +27

    This was too great. Thank you for your contribution to awesomeness, you have been warmly accepted.

  • @GreatKingIso
    @GreatKingIso 9 років тому +9

    This guy is so skilled he got the elite knight set before opening the cell door

  • @magnusdarkslayer3012
    @magnusdarkslayer3012 6 років тому +9

    Solaire's melted helmet cracks me up every time I see it.

  • @DarkHeartLazerath
    @DarkHeartLazerath 11 років тому +23

    Just started playing this game again, This video has far too much truth in it.

  • @chariot1668
    @chariot1668 10 років тому +24

    Ready for some J-J-J-JOLLY CO-OPERATION?

  • @MrMadness1
    @MrMadness1 10 років тому +1090

    Fake, no first time player beats the taurus demon in 30 minutes

    • @SomersKnightSky
      @SomersKnightSky 10 років тому +30

      Define First time

    • @ArinsMind
      @ArinsMind  10 років тому +295

      i can confirm that this video is indeed fake

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 10 років тому +104

      I did, I spammed the ladder jump attack.

    • @Gamersbienbenidos
      @Gamersbienbenidos 10 років тому +13

      I beat him the first time, was not hard at all, just used gold pine resine and atack + doge

    • @francolautti
      @francolautti 10 років тому +5

      Dude wtf, if you can't do it it is your problem... well I played demon souls before, because of that I knew that rolling = invulnerable... I went light, the taurs surprised me, one arrow hit me... I rolled, saw the ladder, waited for the obvious thing... to roll away from 1 hit and then climb... kill them and jumped onto the taurus... I mean, the tutorial boss taught you about that... maybe it took me 40 minutes to reach him, but nailed it on 1 try... I can totally say that there are some that you can't do on the first try usually even if you have experience on the previous souls game... for example, capra demon or ornstein and smough if you try to kill ornstein last...

  • @bilbowagons7932
    @bilbowagons7932 5 років тому +54

    youtube: alright what should we put in this persons recommended
    *reaches to the way back of the pantry
    ahh here we go

  • @ookaookaooka
    @ookaookaooka 11 років тому +36

    Welp, that sums that up perfectly.

  • @FreeForAllFreak
    @FreeForAllFreak 8 років тому +257

    Visions of rolling

  • @HalfBloodBrony
    @HalfBloodBrony 8 років тому +20

    this is the perfect summuation of most playlers first time playing dark souls (if they didnt play demons souls) i rember going through every moment in this episode myself

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 8 років тому

      no... even playing demons souls first this is accurate for me.

  • @highonlife7717
    @highonlife7717 10 місяців тому +1

    I can’t believe it’s been 10 years. It feels like I saw this come out a few weeks ago.
    This feeling scares bagel man.

  • @animangacircle
    @animangacircle 10 років тому +85

    "It's like a magnificent father I happen to have too many feelings for."
    I died....I just died. XDDD

    • @animangacircle
      @animangacircle 10 років тому +23

      Obsidian Wasp
      NEED HUMANITY

    • @FallenxMalo
      @FallenxMalo 10 років тому +6

      The "eye-smoke" after his eyes melted away and the dying feather on his helmet makes it complete....^^

    • @matthewlinus4691
      @matthewlinus4691 9 років тому +2

      RIP in piece

  • @devourerofnuggets
    @devourerofnuggets 10 років тому +7

    I remember how it took me 8 hours before i even got to the gargoyles. There was so much to explore and so many enemies to be killed by.

  • @ironeleven
    @ironeleven 9 років тому +4

    2:40 Oh Undead Parish invasions. 2 years later, nothing's changed.

  • @mrjukeboxparty4563
    @mrjukeboxparty4563 4 роки тому +75

    "Dark souls this games been out for a while” 2020: uhh yeah just a little while

    • @GenosectKingRevived
      @GenosectKingRevived 4 роки тому +7

      TheTrueMitch This video came out in 2013.

    • @The17Faith
      @The17Faith 4 роки тому

      This is the same reaction when I was playing game .. Ahhh the good old days.

    • @monkeboy121
      @monkeboy121 3 роки тому +3

      2021... this videos been out a while... a little while

    • @lxdm26
      @lxdm26 3 роки тому

      sup

  •  8 років тому +1087

    3:57 me

  • @azure401
    @azure401 11 років тому +12

    Jesus it's scary how accurately this video explains my first play through of the game.

  • @711warlock9
    @711warlock9 10 років тому +110

    I would do anything for my first playthrough back :(

    • @jokairou489
      @jokairou489 10 років тому +1

      Oh god..... PinkiePie. *twitches*

    • @CapeEniEer
      @CapeEniEer 10 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @juliet4093
      @juliet4093 9 років тому +2

      Atreuso Um no offense but, the game is still challenging with a good weapon

    • @711warlock9
      @711warlock9 9 років тому

      Have you played Demon's Souls?

    • @1234wowww
      @1234wowww 9 років тому

      Nahr Alma yes

  • @slambotv1334
    @slambotv1334 4 роки тому +27

    1:36 Why does it take you 14 minutes to walk a few steps from the Drake to Solaire?

    • @ketchup_lube
      @ketchup_lube 4 роки тому +3

      They fell and died

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 6 місяців тому

      I think it might be closer to *This is how far into the playthrough it is*

  • @23Kite
    @23Kite 11 років тому +36

    Awesome video. sums up multiplayer, love the ending song

  • @cludokizuna4740
    @cludokizuna4740 11 років тому +4

    I lose it everytime I hear "DAMN STRAIGHT".

  • @baronteapot4265
    @baronteapot4265 10 років тому +136

    Hahah, this is hilarious - and spot on!
    Also, only played 99 hours? Pft. Hurry up and commit, you tourist! ;-P

    • @ArinsMind
      @ArinsMind  10 років тому +75

      Don't even joke about the hours I've spent in Souls games when I could've been being productive. Part of my being exists on a disc.

    • @Artitheintelligent
      @Artitheintelligent 9 років тому +2

      ArinsMind over 600 hours logged across 3 characters . . . .PER souls game.

    • @RapirBezimienny
      @RapirBezimienny 9 років тому +1

      LOL I finshed this game in 40 hours.

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 8 років тому

      +Baron Teapot My best is around 7 hours to complete the game.

    • @xBLAMERMINERx
      @xBLAMERMINERx 8 років тому

      +Noah Leach i already have like nine and i only beat the capra, bell gargoyles, and the bridge one wtf

  • @nodopamine6243
    @nodopamine6243 11 місяців тому +1

    10 years later and my first playthrough. Saw a ton of summon signs on the ground in Anor Londo.

  • @88Ferro
    @88Ferro 11 років тому +29

    18 minutes? The first run I played at least 4 hours before I reach taurus demon bridge XD

  • @Zeppelee
    @Zeppelee 11 років тому +13

    4:18 Ah yes, the infamous Blighttown frame-rate issue. Many have been claimed victim to it, if not already to the annoying toxic blowdarts.

    • @kkikkiki
      @kkikkiki 11 років тому +8

      if your awsome its like watching yourself destroy everything in slow-motion. but yeah it sucks.

    • @acexhearts
      @acexhearts 11 років тому +5

      oh god THE BLOW DARTS :[

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 8 років тому +38

    That was my experience for the Capra Demon as well.

    • @Walkingdog1000
      @Walkingdog1000 8 років тому +1

      I walked into that fog gate thinking there was nothing behind it

    • @ginrodino8542
      @ginrodino8542 8 років тому +6

      +Mr. Vulcanator I walked into the fight thinking it was JUST the capra demon. 2 seconds later I was basically yelling "Down boy" at the dogs.

    • @esoteric404
      @esoteric404 8 років тому +1

      +Mr. Vulcanator i've spent countless hours on Demons souls, DS1, DS2, DS2 SOTFS and i've never been as frustrated as i was the first time i fight the capra demon

    • @Baelish-fx7ew
      @Baelish-fx7ew 7 років тому

      LowKlassIntelekt same. its the tiny space you have to fight him in. and then of course theres the fucking dogs.....

  • @Kalixxen
    @Kalixxen 4 роки тому +4

    This video ages like fine wine

  • @Guciom
    @Guciom 10 років тому +13

    3:24 Ultimate bro moment!

  • @rbc13183
    @rbc13183 11 років тому +48

    Brilliant, and ridiculously accurate too. lol.

  • @bagolbones5997
    @bagolbones5997 10 років тому +15

    Dat Abdomen, best part.
    this pretty much sums up dark souls, love it.

  • @w95tv35
    @w95tv35 7 років тому +29

    Anyone else rewatching this before Dark Souls Remastered comes out?

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 років тому +1

      W95 TV I looked better in that version

  • @BrentKirgan
    @BrentKirgan 7 років тому +6

    So perfectly executed. Nice animation Arin. Loved it! Good choice on the ending song also.

  • @sol5649
    @sol5649 9 років тому +28

    PRAISE THE SUN!
    \o/

    • @sol5649
      @sol5649 9 років тому

      ***** u.u

    • @sol5649
      @sol5649 9 років тому

      ***** >.>

    • @gman5289
      @gman5289 9 років тому

      Tio Foxy "dont prasie me prasie the sun "
      if i did that wrong im very sorry

    • @OmegaHaster97
      @OmegaHaster97 9 років тому +6

      Tio Foxy \[T]/

    • @robertchampion9001
      @robertchampion9001 9 років тому

      \[T]/

  • @huntersharp9445
    @huntersharp9445 8 років тому +214

    At 4:20, that is exactly how the game was on Xbox 360.

    • @Ser_Jorah
      @Ser_Jorah 8 років тому +4

      +Hunter Sharp Even worse on ps3.

    • @huntersharp9445
      @huntersharp9445 8 років тому +1

      +Derpleton Herpson I know. it's terrible!

    • @DBZHGWgamer
      @DBZHGWgamer 8 років тому +4

      No it wasn't...
      There were frame stutters yes, but it wasn't that bad.

    • @huntersharp9445
      @huntersharp9445 8 років тому +1

      +DBZHGWgamer My game was digital and was an older version of Xbox 360 so it made it worse than newer Xbox 360's

    • @matthewaskins664
      @matthewaskins664 8 років тому +1

      I wanted to kill myself every time that happened. Caused so many unnecessary deaths.

  • @nathanielthomson3455
    @nathanielthomson3455 5 років тому +36

    4:00 dark souls in a nutshell.

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 3 роки тому

      If only the butterbitch was actually that tough.

  • @BeekoBaggins
    @BeekoBaggins 9 років тому +11

    "i know il invite my friends" *"THAT'S NOT HOW THE GAME WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!!"* that always cracks me up even after two years.

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker 9 років тому

      +beeko345 Still did it for Artorias. That guy really gave me Headaches.

  • @samanthaleavitt06
    @samanthaleavitt06 8 років тому +22

    This explains dark souls so accurately

  • @derrickkunstmann3699
    @derrickkunstmann3699 11 років тому +18

    Soo true. that was just a comedic version of the truth...

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 4 роки тому +3

    You know what's awesome? Beating the game and rewatching these just to see how much you understand and relate with the videos.

  • @EVILOSERUN
    @EVILOSERUN 11 років тому +30

    i finished the whole game and i was so happy.. then only i found that it was the tutorial :(