with his deformed tiny member (his pics were leaked by Kaibella) he most definitely does not even have the ability to breach any part of Chantal (lol, sorry if that was gross, tried not to be too graphic but not sure I managed)
SHE leans her head over to him as much as she can while he admires himself. The 2 are so awkward together with no affection or loving chemistry at all. 🤔
Like a stray animal that walks up to someone being friendly and begging for food and that person awkwardly smiles and pets it but they really can’t wait to wash their hands.
According to Chantal, the reason he doesn’t kiss her in public is because public displays of affection aren’t allowed where they are. But wouldn’t openly walking hand in hand, hugging and “punching” her cheeks be considered acts of physical intimacy as well?! I think these awkward interactions are all he can muster - he’s obviously repulsed by her
They're like 6 year olds who are acting in their first school play in every single vlog. Took me ages to realize that was what we were watching. The lack of affect and stilted, flat delivery of their words is rivaled only by little kids telling us "there. is. no. room. at. the. inn. oh. no." 😑
Haven't seen couples act this awkward since I was in sixth grade... speculation here but maybe he's not into women and Chantel is his cover up girlfriend 🤷.
@@Cat-Benatar I’ve had this thought too! The cheating with KaiBella suggests maybe he really is into women … but that could have been another romance scam attempt too.
I have never ever seen anything so fake looking as then portraying a couple. In my 15 years with my husband I have never and will never call him sweetie. The worst part watching this is im much younger than Chantal and I have a much firmer grasp on reality then she does. It truly is pathetic. We can all see through the bs clear as day and she thinks she has one over on us
Not Lowered Expectations! 😂 Also, knowing how much Salad wants to strangle a woman, (Kaibella texts) seeing him put his hand under her chin/on her neck gives me the ick.
I think she feels the same way inside to be honest. She looks embarrassed by him sometimes like she did with Peetz. She doesn't care though because she thinks she has something to prove to the Internet, Nads and DD.
When they were walking in the dark desert with the headlights on, it brought back flashbacks of the night she went out and lifted her dress or top on the long dark road. 😂 🤢 🤮 🤢
The cringe is real
I'm here for it.😂😊
Toe curling. It’s fab! 😂
If two thirteen year olds played house this is what you’d get.
that’s what i’ve been saying!!!
Great comment, thank you
I believe that you’re giving them nine years too much credit.
@@UnintendedConsequences 😂😂
That's exactly right. All along I have been thinking 16 year olds, but I realize now I was giving them too much credit. That's truly a shame.
He pets her like a dog.. woof, woof
Salah's one true love - his own face in the viewfinder.
😂😂😂
And foodie’s is food LOL so incompatible
Poor Chantal, always a third wheel
😂😂😂 perfect 👍🏼
No one can convince me these two have ever been intimate
with his deformed tiny member (his pics were leaked by Kaibella) he most definitely does not even have the ability to breach any part of Chantal (lol, sorry if that was gross, tried not to be too graphic but not sure I managed)
RIGHT?!
He punches her cheeks
he’s repulsed by her, just like the rest of us
I saw Salah hold in the vomit. He has mor affection for Julia than this Seal hag!!
aww look at him pinching his grandma’s cheeks 😊
🤮🤮
Good grief this is awful but hilarious at the same time. Smugtal thinks she got one over on us. 😂😂
Seal hag still misses Nader and wants him back! There! I typed it and stand by it.
Potato face…how endearing.
I literally loled..who TF calls their so called wife that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Potato face, big back, freak of nature, these are just a few of the ways her husband has publicly referred to her as.
Same energy as Nader’s "buffalo" 😅😅😅
SHE leans her head over to him as much as she can while he admires himself. The 2 are so awkward together with no affection or loving chemistry at all. 🤔
"Lowered Expectations" Iconic. Great job. Thanks for the giggles.
That had me dying 😂
⬆️ omg lolololol
chantal: "i still get shy around him.. tee hee"
salah: "POTATO FACEEE!!"
like please lmfaoooo you can't make this stuff up
😂😂😂
Potato face????? 😂
He squeezes her face but be love the cat with a big passion and he's hugging her like he hugs his mother 😂
With a mother, it would come out more naturally and sincerely. This looks like the performance of the second cast of a provincial amateur theater
My husband and I have been together for a decade and he never awkwardly strokes my potato face! 😢 I guess I'll never know true love and passion!
😹
Like a stray animal that walks up to someone being friendly and begging for food and that person awkwardly smiles and pets it but they really can’t wait to wash their hands.
⬆️ omg lololol😂😂😂😂😂
This is so embarrassing
Salah looks like he's wondering how long he has to keep up this charade. I felt Salah had more chemistry with the cat.
the "lowered expectations" bit sent me 💀💀
she is always the one leaning in to get closer together. eve single time it’s instigated by her
Well he loves himself 😂😂
Absolute nightmare fuel, these two! 😅
It's all awkward but they look like they had a better friendship at the beginning than they do now, that's for sure !
Gee, it doesn't seem the least bit contrived.
A man and his manatee.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😅
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf
Omg 😂
Pinching my cheeks and petting my head to placate my need for affection would be grounds for a divorce.
it's really embarrassing to see both of them together
1:22 calling her potato face and laughing his head off 3:23 and a drum 🤣 how romantic 🥰 6:58 he wanted to drown her 🤣
I would be super annoyed if my husband was pinching my cheeks all the time and saying “cute” 😤
You mean cute as hell..😂💀
I can't wait until he tries to leave her.
My popcorn will be fresh and hot for the mess it'll bring.
The two least authentic people on the planet in a totally believable … marriage? Sure, Jan 😂
They tried harder in the beginning to make believe
He’s so weird!!!
A FREAK !!!
Fact.
SOO AWKWARD 😂🤢
He's soooo creeeeepy!
This whole arc is WEIRD!!! Worst acting I’ve ever seen!!!😬👀😖
4:10 I’m cringed out of this world….wtf is that laugh…oh my oh my
He learned it from Dumb and Dumber.
10:46 He can't even pinch her cheek because it's so huge! LOL!!!!!!!!! So cringey!!!!!!!!!!
According to Chantal, the reason he doesn’t kiss her in public is because public displays of affection aren’t allowed where they are. But wouldn’t openly walking hand in hand, hugging and “punching” her cheeks be considered acts of physical intimacy as well?! I think these awkward interactions are all he can muster - he’s obviously repulsed by her
He could have kissed her in Thailand
9:29 damn, Julia getting more action from Salbot than Chantal 😂
Can’t stand these two so fake
The way he patted her on the head, as if she were a dog...How awkwardly does he hug her? Definitely not genuine , all an act
I only find myself saying this watching them:
WHAT THEE FUCK?!?!?!?
When they’re spraying eachother with windex.
LOL "Windex" 🤣🤣
All i think when i see him is woof woof lol😂
Gross.
They're like 6 year olds who are acting in their first school play in every single vlog. Took me ages to realize that was what we were watching. The lack of affect and stilted, flat delivery of their words is rivaled only by little kids telling us "there. is. no. room. at. the. inn. oh. no." 😑
They don’t even pretend to like each other anymore
Their relationships gives co-host vibes 😂
Haven't seen couples act this awkward since I was in sixth grade... speculation here but maybe he's not into women and Chantel is his cover up girlfriend 🤷.
His beard
@@Cat-Benatar I’ve had this thought too! The cheating with KaiBella suggests maybe he really is into women … but that could have been another romance scam attempt too.
I so forgot how she giggled like a school girl around the handsomest man. 😅 so beautiful, 😂😂
The tiniest peen, tiniest peen 🎶 🎵
The way he lovingly rubs scratches and pinches her giant red splotchy cheek 😮
“Lowered Expectationssss…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I always sing that when I see them
It just fits so well
This is the first time I've fully realised how cringe Chantal and Salah are.
Man, Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev had more romantic chemistry than these two do.
Ahhhhh I wanna crawl outta my skin!!! But thank you for this... seeing this altogether really shows the awkwardness of it all
She has gotten so much bigger
I was thinking the same thing
She looks 65 months pregnant now. She has a whole 30 year old grown adult living inside her belly
He sounds like goofy …all he does is squeeze her face
Not the lower expectations 😂😂😂 talk about a flashback!
MadTv reference was fantastic 👏 😂
What up with all the face pinching and touching Salad? He hugs her like she's an ex that awkwardly he ran into on the street. 🤣
she has no idea what love is
@@catholicfaithofmine2664 And desperate. lol
@@boosqueezy2418 Accurate. You can't love someone else until you love yourself. Ans she hates herself.
And this is the woman who swears she was so traumatized by cokey she can’t even let her husband touch her face without flinching 🙄
How gross...
The only good thing I can say about my ex husband who was Muslim and using me for a visa was he probably did like me at the beginning lol
Lmao weird flex
The “Lowered Expectations” part made me LAUGH SO LOUD I woke up my dog!!! Perfection!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's lucky all this is on camera, he reads like a serial killer
Watching this I threw up in my mouth. I can't imagine what u went thru to make this video.
⬆️ omg lolololol
It was a trial for sure 🤣
He kisses the cat more than he kisses her
how does she find him attractive? i mean she is a 0 and he is a 2, so…
So that makes them 20 😝 (imagine the 🥁 for a bad joke after this)
They’re both in the negative on a 1-10 scale.
I would pass out at this point, then start screaming when i woke up 1:17
The slow, raunchy jazz soundtrack is epic!
Ewww!! 🤮🤢 This is pure cringe at its most horrific level. When Salah dumps the Seal Hag, it will be epic! And, I'm here for it!
Seal hag. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you’re brave for putting all these clips together, this was painful omfg. and Salad’s laugh is F’KING WILD 😂
Very awkward
I feel bad for him when she comes back, and then I remember that I don't feel bad at all.😂❤
this video caused me some pain, but I still immediately subscribed
Hey salad, the drugs are good.
Hilarious and weird 😅
😂 Lowered expectations
Fast forward to present day, and salah is loosing the will to pretend he even remotely tolerates her
🤯💥Speechless
She’s gained lots of weight and lost lots of mobility since he met her.
If I ever give up on luv, I'll come back to this for inspiration.
It’s like looking to a cheap budget soap opera with really bad actors
31 years old …….
My best, best, man husband 😅
Man husband…wtf
I have never ever seen anything so fake looking as then portraying a couple. In my 15 years with my husband I have never and will never call him sweetie. The worst part watching this is im much younger than Chantal and I have a much firmer grasp on reality then she does. It truly is pathetic. We can all see through the bs clear as day and she thinks she has one over on us
You should try SweetLove on him just once. Then you can both throw up.
@@Bevityi just tried it on my husband (35 years married) the look on his face was gold,en then we could not stop Laughing😂😂😂😂😂 love from Amsterdam
@@jansjeSoesje You really did it! You made my day! 😂
@@Bevity😂😂😂 and our evening, glad we have some fun in our life ❤ have a great day ❤❤❤
@@jansjeSoesje ❤️❤️
Not Lowered Expectations! 😂
Also, knowing how much Salad wants to strangle a woman, (Kaibella texts) seeing him put his hand under her chin/on her neck gives me the ick.
I am gonna quote Rachel Zegler: "Weird, weird!"
Pure gold. Thanks for the laugh. 🤣🤣🤣
8:39 She's HUGE!!!
Ew he thinks he’s being so cute and can’t stop staring at himself In the viewfinder 🤮🤮🤮 also wtf is up with him pinching her face??? It’s so weird….
Mortifying 🤮🤮🤮
It's like middle schoolers, especially him. He is embarrassing.
I think she feels the same way inside to be honest. She looks embarrassed by him sometimes like she did with Peetz. She doesn't care though because she thinks she has something to prove to the Internet, Nads and DD.
He wants that passport baaaaaad. I’m convinced he is king of simple. 😂
That weird laugh 😮goofy
Yes!!! And just like Goofy from Disney!!
When they were walking in the dark desert with the headlights on, it brought back flashbacks of the night she went out and lifted her dress or top on the long dark road. 😂 🤢 🤮 🤢
Barf.
GOD SHE'S TREMENDOUS!!
This was disturbing.
One of the realest, most moving love stories the world has ever seen. We’re blessed to see this develop in real time.
Why does he always look so skeezy?
so kind of this gentleman to spend so much time with his mother
9:36 is this their weird mating ritual???
Well she was right about needing to call animal control if he "punched" her cheeks!! 😂
GROSS!