Foodie Beauty & Salah's AWKWARD MOMENTS (2)

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  • @Flaulicower
    @Flaulicower 2 роки тому +1882

    Salah acts so robotic I bet he can't solve any captcha.

  • @Cookie12670
    @Cookie12670 2 роки тому +1599

    Chantal will never find a man that looks at her the same way Salah looks at himself on camera.

    • @rumham7466
      @rumham7466 2 роки тому +47

      He’s worse than ydhb

    • @say_what_again
      @say_what_again 2 роки тому +67

      He never took his eyes off himself

    • @NollconTroell
      @NollconTroell 2 роки тому

      He can take nice selfies and smile for the camera. Resting bitchface tho.

    • @ManateeMaiden
      @ManateeMaiden 2 роки тому +43

      It makes me so uncomfortable 😭

    • @doinked895
      @doinked895 2 роки тому +37

      He knows he deserves better, even as a narcissist 😂😂

  • @m.s.1335
    @m.s.1335 2 роки тому +759

    It took me almost the whole video to figure out why I find him so strange... HE ALMOST NEVER BLINKS!

  • @han-bonan
    @han-bonan 2 роки тому +930

    Salah’s face is always just him trying to calculate the risk versus reward of being with Chantal. 🙃

    • @DoYouLikeMyVest
      @DoYouLikeMyVest 2 роки тому +18

      Lmao! Yes!

    • @Masonsalinas
      @Masonsalinas 2 роки тому +23

      Hes set he can fulfill his feeder kink 😳 and get paid to do it. Plus free easy 🐈.

    • @dexterdouglas
      @dexterdouglas 2 роки тому +18

      @@Masonsalinas this made me vomit a little 🤢🤮

    • @annas9720
      @annas9720 2 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHA omg you’re right!

    • @Masonsalinas
      @Masonsalinas 2 роки тому +7

      @@dexterdouglas exactly what komboucha said. It's all reward he's a weirdo and a creep no normal woman wants him on a bad day.

  • @dispekfulpieceofshrimp
    @dispekfulpieceofshrimp 2 роки тому +673

    The second hand embarrassment from watching him watching himself is F A T A L

    • @doinked895
      @doinked895 2 роки тому +22

      Like when girls look at themseleves on the selfie cam when on video chat

  • @Cookie12670
    @Cookie12670 2 роки тому +874

    The fact that she has fooled anyone into thinking this “marriage” is real just boggles my mind. All I see is a man who is in love with seeing himself on camera and a woman so desperate, she’ll put up with anything as long as she’s “married”.

    • @TheTrueKarin
      @TheTrueKarin 2 роки тому +19

      Damn, I was way too long out of foodie beauty universe. They are know married?😂

    • @adventuresofdixie8133
      @adventuresofdixie8133 2 роки тому +22

      @@TheTrueKarin no. It’s all fake.

    • @Bunny11344
      @Bunny11344 2 роки тому +33

      Idk how some men and women can be so desperate. I’ve met a few of them. They’re willing to settle with anyone even if it’s not love for the sake of not being alone. I couldn’t do that. There’s nothing worst than being with someone who isn’t right for you wasting time and energy. Same goes for people I dislike I just can’t be bothered nor can I lie to myself I have too much self respect.

    • @Hadria7777
      @Hadria7777 2 роки тому +5

      @@Bunny11344”self respect”? What is this crazy concept?

    • @wendym.7648
      @wendym.7648 2 роки тому

      Her followers are idiots.

  • @littleghozt
    @littleghozt 2 роки тому +520

    Dude he is eye forking the camera WAY TOO HARD. It's just as bad as when Amberlynn does it while reacting to her old videos.

  • @CCam1732
    @CCam1732 2 роки тому +172

    "You're perfect,
    You're beautiful,
    you're the most precious thing in the world to me;
    oh, how I love you!" Salah said to Salah while looking at himself on camera.

  • @justadragonryu
    @justadragonryu 2 роки тому +156

    He has more chemistry with his reflection in the camera than with his new wife.

  • @janellek6022
    @janellek6022 2 роки тому +215

    The way he corrects chantal gives TOTAL destiny / alr vibes 😂 she’s trying to be cute and dainty and he has no time for it 👏

  • @Booteans
    @Booteans 2 роки тому +183

    So nice to see a mom out with her son!

    • @ApatheticfaxX
      @ApatheticfaxX  2 роки тому +58

      Honestly it's giving Destiny and Amberlynn vibes

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +7

      @@ApatheticfaxX Destiny was funny tho

  • @Mouse-
    @Mouse- 2 роки тому +108

    My favorite part is when he says the park is "adorable" and Chantal gets shy thinking he's talking about her, but he's not even paying any attention to her at all.

    • @dgreen97
      @dgreen97 2 роки тому +6

      Now THAT is funny,Mouse!

  • @DawnDiggetyNoDoubt
    @DawnDiggetyNoDoubt 2 роки тому +248

    Chantal: “you’re so cute!!! My little buddy”
    Also Chantal: “I hate children”

  • @Chamitammy
    @Chamitammy 2 роки тому +206

    At the end when they throw just some adjectives around and he stares at himself in the viewfinder saying "ADORABLE!" 😂😂😂

  • @shirleyalvarez4623
    @shirleyalvarez4623 2 роки тому +251

    He sure does like to stare at himself, the clips from Trisha cracked me up lmfaooo 😂😭 love ur vids too funny

  • @NegatorusRex
    @NegatorusRex 2 роки тому +69

    omg he never blinks when hes looking at the camera and the way he smirks 😭😭😭 its giving me the CREEPS

    • @rosieposie3690
      @rosieposie3690 2 роки тому +8

      Seriously!! I didn't see him blink once... Da fuq? So creepy!

    • @dgreen97
      @dgreen97 2 роки тому +3

      I get the impression he is subtly communicating with someone in his REAL life that is watching him on camera, like a wife maybe??? Especially all the winks, little smiles, and eyebrow raising.

    • @cambrialovescoheed7043
      @cambrialovescoheed7043 2 роки тому

      I get the feeling he likes Jim Carrey movies.

  • @SmartStart24
    @SmartStart24 2 роки тому +108

    Her saying “yeah it’s true” after him speaking Arabic was low key funny 😂

  • @shannonsullivan4858
    @shannonsullivan4858 2 роки тому +230

    Ewwww what is wrong with him? He is just as bad as Amber with the eye forking. Second hand embarrassment is real!

  • @believer2388
    @believer2388 2 роки тому +24

    They have zero chemistry together. Both fighting for the camera time, and Salah loves himself the most!

  • @LesOuefsBrouillés
    @LesOuefsBrouillés 2 роки тому +367

    Chantal prior to going to Kuwait: 'they're all fat and I'm gonna fit right in don't you know, you imbeciles'...
    Chantal trying to buy clothes for her newly 'slimmed down' frame: This mall is not fat friendly. 😂

    • @monicaredmon6546
      @monicaredmon6546 2 роки тому +6

      Just made me spit my coffee out..lol

    • @SausageSideways
      @SausageSideways 2 роки тому +9

      @@monicaredmon6546 no you didn't

    • @Jillysmom63
      @Jillysmom63 2 роки тому +33

      Well there is fat and then ther is FAT... I'lI bet they have large and extra large there.. they just don't have circus tent sizes lol

    • @HughMadBro
      @HughMadBro 2 роки тому +14

      Remember they were as big as Americans, she googled it & they were fatter than Americans!

    • @Ninikyu95
      @Ninikyu95 2 роки тому

      @@SausageSideways Calm down, Mando. I'm sure you know what figure of speech is. Do you try to police ppl saying "lmao" cause their a** isn't _literally_ falling off?
      The sad part is, you already knew this- you just wanted to be a dck to a stranger anonymously behind your keyboard.

  • @smidge_of_serotonin
    @smidge_of_serotonin 2 роки тому +111

    Him staring off into the viewfinder and contemplating all his life choices up to him being dragged around to different restaurants by Chantal is killing me 😭

  • @anitabath6118
    @anitabath6118 2 роки тому +458

    The video with the kids was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. The fact that she couldn't keep her hands off of them made my skin crawl.

    • @Lunchbox-Friends
      @Lunchbox-Friends 2 роки тому +100

      I know right it’s like she WISHED they were her kids💀 the kids looked uncomfy asf

    • @wlaopMnakmapann
      @wlaopMnakmapann 2 роки тому +106

      You can tell she's never held a kid EVER 😂

    • @MajorTomGroundControl
      @MajorTomGroundControl 2 роки тому +82

      Hiding her face cuz "modesty and respect" while filming small kids is peak Chantal.

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 2 роки тому +41

      While I agree it was awkward , if that’s “the weirdest thing you ever seen,” I have several concerns

    • @joshpointoh
      @joshpointoh 2 роки тому

      @@wlaopMnakmapann would you let her hold your kid?

  • @Mouse-
    @Mouse- 2 роки тому +87

    "I never used to be able to walk this much, ever."
    "Oh,. interesting."
    "Yeah, without sitting a million times."
    "That sounds good, baby."

    • @okaycola2
      @okaycola2 2 роки тому +5

      Just heard it irl

    • @mindyourbusinesbro6813
      @mindyourbusinesbro6813 Рік тому +3

      Lmaooo as soon as she started saying that I started reading this comment and had to read it as they were talking 😂

  • @csf801
    @csf801 2 роки тому +40

    "b-e-a-utiful day". At least, Salah knows better English spelling than our gorl Amberlynn.

  • @CSondie
    @CSondie 2 роки тому +78

    Oh hell no 😮the car singing was the most awkward thing I have ever seen… this relationship is beyond odd 🫠y’all think they smashed lol 😂???

    • @Callimo
      @Callimo 2 роки тому +22

      Lol nah. Salad probably told Chantal some Muslim premarital bs that removes sex from the table (or this is all fake and no sex or ANY pda was part of the...agreement).

    • @JNB520
      @JNB520 2 роки тому +16

      No fkg way! You know he telling everyone it's his rich aunt from Canada or some shit.

    • @CSondie
      @CSondie 2 роки тому +1

      @@JNB520 🤣🤣

    • @CSondie
      @CSondie 2 роки тому +2

      @@Callimo you probably right!!?

  • @Shadow_of_Yharnam
    @Shadow_of_Yharnam 2 роки тому +186

    When salad said “no need to go back” when she was scarfing down the food you can tell like he was not wanting to be seen with her😂

  • @BubblesandMarshmallows
    @BubblesandMarshmallows 2 роки тому +44

    He’s so into himself. And walking her everywhere is him trying to get her to lose weight. The relationship will crack soon I bet.

    • @samaelameer
      @samaelameer 2 роки тому +6

      Kinda prefer that over the enablers she's had before idk

  • @Mandy7D7
    @Mandy7D7 2 роки тому +240

    Chantal: I had to stretch and rip my hijab to fit it on my head.
    Also Chantal: It's loose because I'm losing weight.

  • @irisfriedman2576
    @irisfriedman2576 Рік тому +4

    I'm cracking up at the way he stares at himself. He dosrnt even blink 😂😂😂😂 Sometrhing makes me think he's looking directly at a specific person. The little wink. 😂😂😂

  • @wlaopMnakmapann
    @wlaopMnakmapann 2 роки тому +47

    He is sooo weird dude! He's obsessed with himself!

  • @wlaopMnakmapann
    @wlaopMnakmapann 2 роки тому +63

    Lmao when he was gonna KICK that ball straight at her face 😂

  • @blackqueen5330
    @blackqueen5330 2 роки тому +62

    Why is he kept staring and winking at the camera. So weird 😂😂😂

    • @rickgames634
      @rickgames634 2 роки тому +14

      This guy Screams his name during passionate love making 😘

  • @SimsDesigns
    @SimsDesigns 2 роки тому +97

    I too would be embarrassed to be eating next to her. She has no manners. The fact that he has to tell her how to eat properly is mind-boggling, even more considering she's quite older than him 🤦‍♀️

    • @emiliewilburn2525
      @emiliewilburn2525 2 роки тому

      Eating next to her???? He looked like a fucking animal scarffing down that rice. They're both equally cringe af.

    • @weskingston264
      @weskingston264 2 роки тому +20

      He's not much better..."No no, don't lean back...Lean over the food, shove some in your mouth, and let some fall back onto the other food!" 🤢

    • @delusionalchannel
      @delusionalchannel 2 роки тому +2

      How old is he?

    • @SimsDesigns
      @SimsDesigns 2 роки тому

      @@delusionalchannel he is 29

    • @Sahara237
      @Sahara237 2 роки тому

      The way he eats is just as gross tbh

  • @puufyppoossaayy
    @puufyppoossaayy 2 роки тому +101

    Dude the way he likes to split the food open makes my skin crawl!

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 2 роки тому +23

      Esp the meats 🤢

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 2 роки тому +25

      She always manages to find a guy who is weirdly, obsessed with food, it’s presentation, it’s every quality and adjective… And of course, feeding it to her

    • @illydilly8140
      @illydilly8140 2 роки тому +24

      Utterly hamfisted that fried chicken, it was horrific.

    • @TheSuperBanana8747
      @TheSuperBanana8747 2 роки тому +11

      Y'all are so dramatic 😂😂😂

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому

      @@GypsyRock fam she found two, calm down. Nader and Salah. That is hardly every guy she's dated, or even shown on camera.

  • @hemz772
    @hemz772 2 роки тому +13

    Salah doesn’t blink just in case he misses a glimpse of himself. Once the camera is off, he blinks so much that he takes off 🦅

  • @lyraginn8332
    @lyraginn8332 2 роки тому +332

    Can't understand how Chantal can ' keep' a man with her miserable personal hygiene. It's gross

    • @adventuresofdixie8133
      @adventuresofdixie8133 2 роки тому +133

      Because….. this is a business transaction. Period.

    • @discardedroses
      @discardedroses 2 роки тому +114

      He wants that citizenship. He doesn't have to touch or sleep with her. Just keep her fed and play along with the couples channel 🤣🤣

    • @diannadolly
      @diannadolly 2 роки тому +57

      He’s a feeder they’re into that kinda stuff lol

    • @shaycat13
      @shaycat13 2 роки тому +18

      "Fame" and money cover a lotta hurt

    • @ladymargaret6186
      @ladymargaret6186 2 роки тому +12

      Ikr... I can only hope she practice more hygiene now🤣🤣

  • @puufyppoossaayy
    @puufyppoossaayy 2 роки тому +34

    "you HAVE to try it NOW...Try it!!" then tells her she needs to lose weight 😅

  • @Recalledshoe
    @Recalledshoe 2 роки тому +15

    “Salah’s intrusive thoughts trying to take over” sent me lmao that was great !

  • @LaDolorez
    @LaDolorez 2 роки тому +33

    Salah : « My lovely wife »
    also Salah : *keeps eye contact with HIMSELF*

  • @DoYouLikeMyVest
    @DoYouLikeMyVest 2 роки тому +146

    This marriage sham is just that, a sham. We all know the only reason he's "with" Booty is to further is own social media agenda. Since Booty is utterly shameless, she's happy going along for the ride, for as long as he'll have her. Both can't fit in the frame not bc he's so tall but bc she's as wide as he is tall. This whole situation type deal is getting more weird, creepy & cringy by the minute. "The world isn't fat friendly" & neither is Salah 😆

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 2 роки тому +19

      No “situation type deal” talk in this comment section please. I came here to *escape* all things insulLynn

    • @DoYouLikeMyVest
      @DoYouLikeMyVest 2 роки тому +9

      @@GypsyRock Understandably so. I apologize for bringing you back to the dark depths of ALR lol

    • @adventuresofdixie8133
      @adventuresofdixie8133 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly. He could hold the camera phone up over his head pointing downward and get them both in frame. He’s too busy m@st¥rb@ting to his own reflection in the viewfinder 🥳🤩🤮

    • @DoYouLikeMyVest
      @DoYouLikeMyVest 2 роки тому +7

      @@GypsyRock "Excape" fixed it for you. Dammit, I did it again! Lol sorry, last one

    • @DoYouLikeMyVest
      @DoYouLikeMyVest 2 роки тому +3

      @@adventuresofdixie8133 Facts.

  • @Elizabeth-nt7uq
    @Elizabeth-nt7uq 2 роки тому +36

    So, he's Not a feeder??? Tell me another one! He brought her a family meal to eat alone! Keep blowing up Chinny, love that for you!

  • @depperoni
    @depperoni 2 роки тому +153

    You can see with salas grimacing and micro facial expressions that he holds a lot In... He wants to PhatSame chantal like he did scamberlynn but he’s got a lot on the line to lose. IMO.

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 2 роки тому +1

      What does he have to lose?

    • @Seawitch555
      @Seawitch555 2 роки тому +30

      @@GypsyRock over 500 pounds

    • @LeveldUp11
      @LeveldUp11 2 роки тому +23

      Bruh for real, when she said "this world is not fat friendly" the struggle for him tol hold back...

    • @expatannie6958
      @expatannie6958 2 роки тому +23

      @@GypsyRock Umm, like maybe a direct line to emigrating to Canada and getting a residence permit there? I suspect that is his only reason for putting up with her.

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 2 роки тому +5

      @@expatannie6958 I hope someone at the Canadian embassy is watching this. Major scammer incoming! What are his valuable skill sets that cannot be found locally?

  • @sweetwithapinchofsour5775
    @sweetwithapinchofsour5775 2 роки тому +24

    He touches that food with more passion than he does her 🤣🤣
    He can't stop looking at himself

  • @gentryPR
    @gentryPR 2 роки тому +80

    Wtf!? Lol just months ago she was licking DEDE's cooter cat with Nader...now she's this new character!? So bizarre!

  • @B-Real-Pshh
    @B-Real-Pshh 2 роки тому +47

    The way he stares at the camera is creepier than any scary Halloween character! Stara and his penguin OO🐧

  • @nivarazat6670
    @nivarazat6670 2 роки тому +119

    Watching this feels so uncomfortable 🙈 But hey, this video contains more walking than all of the ALR videos I've ever seen combined 😳👍

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 2 роки тому +6

      -Hamburtt-
      -insulLynn- amber could *never*

    • @cococrooks2638
      @cococrooks2638 2 роки тому +2

      Gorl its JOAQUIIIIIIN where have you been 🙄😂😂😂

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Рік тому

      ​@@GypsyRock Scamber-Lard

  • @kiranofearth9234
    @kiranofearth9234 2 роки тому +51

    Trisha makes this mess perfect 🤣 Great Video!💚

    • @k8.715
      @k8.715 2 роки тому +1

      hahaha it sent meee

  • @KourttneyL
    @KourttneyL 2 роки тому +32

    The edits with Trisha in this makes it so much funnier 😂😂

  • @miquelquiles727
    @miquelquiles727 2 роки тому +17

    He can't resist but to keep winking at himself what an embarrassment bro... LMFAO!!! 😉

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 2 роки тому +218

    The country that has very few super morbidly obese people doesn't have clothes for super morbidly obese people? What a shock.

    • @alexismercer3965
      @alexismercer3965 2 роки тому +64

      Not defending her because she is a monumental heifer but kuwait is actually pretty high on the obesity scale

    • @onerva.
      @onerva. 2 роки тому +55

      Kuwait is actually one of the most obese countries on earth according to the WHO

    • @ameramangopie
      @ameramangopie 2 роки тому +8

      @@onerva. yes thats true

    • @fb2732
      @fb2732 2 роки тому +24

      Her mistake was going to à mall, with western boutiques, instead of à market or traditional boutiques.

    • @romz11khan
      @romz11khan 2 роки тому +16

      You definitely haven't travelled to any Arab nations, lol. Since halal fast food is so readily accessible in these countries, the majority of the population is overweight. Not to mention, being overweight is seen as a symbol of affluence by Arabs.

  • @onerva.
    @onerva. 2 роки тому +27

    REALLY feels like he gets off on not just feeding her but humiliating her as well 😬

  • @Psych911
    @Psych911 2 роки тому +118

    Here faster than Salah gaineen weight after being around Hijabba

    • @anitabath6118
      @anitabath6118 2 роки тому +6

      hijabba! ha!

    • @RhamanaChan
      @RhamanaChan 2 роки тому +3

      Hijabba 💀🤣

    • @chelsidawg
      @chelsidawg 2 роки тому +2

      NOT HIJABBA LMAO😭😭

    • @Callimo
      @Callimo 2 роки тому +1

      Loooool not hijabba🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BakedRiceCracker
      @BakedRiceCracker 2 роки тому

      “Bah wee doe la camawa MOOOO…AHH HA HA HA!” {{smokes hookah}}

  • @5feet393
    @5feet393 2 роки тому +118

    For some reason, for me this is a lot tolerable to watch than watch Amberlyn and Wipey call each other baby while Amber is over the top screeching laughter and Wiley’s constant boob grabbing Amber! I actually had some genuine laughs in some of these clips, which I don’t think I ever had watching Amber.

    • @nathans.5911
      @nathans.5911 2 роки тому +14

      I had some genuine laughs though but it was due to the awkward nature of this. Not due to the chemistry or one of them being directly funny as opposed to indirectly funny .

    • @SausageSideways
      @SausageSideways 2 роки тому +1

      Oh no you'll hate her too in no time.

    • @5feet393
      @5feet393 2 роки тому

      @@SausageSideways oh trust me, I don’t like Chantal either! But for some reason, Amber annoys and infuriates the hell out me! From the way she speaks, the way she uses and pronounce words, from her constantly gendering objects, to the way she laughs, to the ways that she is in desperate portrayal of corniness and trying so hard to show how dainty she is, then the next video she will claim that she grew up with nothing! So where the hell being dainty came from? Her persona changed from what clothes she’s wearing to what make up or hair do she has. Even changed when she has fake lashes to fake nails! Her personality changes to whoever is her gf. She is annoying when she’s crying, she is annoying when she’s happy, she’s absolutely annoying when she’s angry! The sad thing is, the older she gets, the more annoying she is. Her old annoying videos can be understood, since she is just on her early 20s. But for gods sake she in her 30s now and she’s acting like a child than ever now she’s claiming she don’t like cutting onions, cutting spa, cutting chicken??? Why do you think there is way more reactors to Amber than Chantal, because I’m sure more people has a lot more things to react about her than Chantal. Chantal maybe a trash, but at least when she rage, she address it directly to the person that said it, so if you don’t say it even if you watch her raging, it doesn’t affect you, you are just observing her rage. Amber will majority of the time generalize her rage so you as an audience will get annoyed to what she’s even saying! I didn’t watch Amber or any reaction about Amber the whole 2021 the last I saw of her was when she was covering her knuckles with foundation! From there I’m done getting annoyed! I clicked “don’t recommend” to all the channels I watched about her. For some reason, sometime October it started to pop Amber reaction channel to my UA-cam again, and I thought to see what’s going on to catch up! I can’t believe nothing has changed at all, the same, lying, manipulation, gaslighting annoying and infuriating Amberlyn, she didn’t grew up at all! I don’t think I would mind if she stayed 500 lbs but at least had obtained some maturity! But exactly the same if not worst! That’s why when I saw this video and surprised that I was laughing, I can’t help not to compare. Because the only video about Amber that I laughed was with the Cheyenne parody. I just truly believe that Amberlyn is 9 out of 10 so much more fake to herself than Chantal! That’s all!

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому

      But were you laughing WITH them or AT them? Important context

  • @rosemary2792
    @rosemary2792 2 роки тому +47

    Honestly I love that you can take molments and make them even more awkward with your genius editing 🤣

  • @freyaandyasmin
    @freyaandyasmin Рік тому +3

    The way she bends her neck to get in the frame 😭😭😭🤣

  • @mandytaylor1893
    @mandytaylor1893 2 роки тому +27

    The amount of times I was made to feel uncomfortable watching this video, I feel like I'm the one that shoulda gotten paid! Lol Thanks for all the hard work, AF! 🥰

    • @ApatheticfaxX
      @ApatheticfaxX  2 роки тому +5

      😂 That made me laugh! You're so welcome gorl ☺️💚💚

    • @venuss2000
      @venuss2000 2 роки тому +4

      Legit, RIGGHHTTTTT?!?!?!🤣

  • @missingmimic
    @missingmimic 2 роки тому +44

    I love the greens here lol mam you're in a desert, the greens in Canada were probably more *fresh* and edible 😫

  • @arnoldhey6515
    @arnoldhey6515 2 роки тому +6

    Salah and Chantal look like one of those deranged couples on 90 day fiancée💀

  • @missingmimic
    @missingmimic 2 роки тому +43

    The zooms of Salah eye fvcking himself 🤣💀

  • @BigBackPinkyPondue
    @BigBackPinkyPondue 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 the way he looked when she plopped down beside him

  • @paulief3817
    @paulief3817 2 роки тому +24

    That platter of food looks exactly like a munchie box you'd get from a Glasgow kebab shop at the end of a night out. I don't think you are allowed to eat it in daylight or when you are sober

    • @lcmclean7624
      @lcmclean7624 2 роки тому +2

      😂👍

    • @chee8572
      @chee8572 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah I feel embarrassed watching her pretend these are foreign delicacies while there’s a smattering of French fries all over the plate lol

    • @FuncleFester
      @FuncleFester 2 роки тому +4

      Yas looks like something you see dropped on the floor at 4am on a Friday night in the uk

    • @krystyna207
      @krystyna207 Рік тому

      😂

  • @lasvegasbeet
    @lasvegasbeet 2 роки тому +2

    Not sure what Im watching, never seen these people before, but almost lost it when it cut to Paytas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @manonales
    @manonales 2 роки тому +23

    5:39 "This world is not fat friendly?" EXCUSE me. *spits coffee*

    • @Mitreme
      @Mitreme 2 роки тому +3

      the way he just looked like he was disassociating and went “mm.” to her when she said that 💀

  • @oliviainnlondon
    @oliviainnlondon 4 місяці тому +1

    This is was so so funny. Well put together 😂😂

  • @katy_h
    @katy_h 2 роки тому +48

    I haven't seen the mockingbird clip before and it made my soul physically flee from my body. Physical, all-over cringe. And I say that as someone who enjoys Dumb and Dumber.

    • @janana321
      @janana321 2 роки тому +5

      It’s the all time worst cringiest thing I’ve ever seen!

  • @Ploots21
    @Ploots21 2 роки тому +4

    My God…this is fantastic. Your editing and dead on interspersed clips make this horror show of a “relationship” watchable. Thank you.

  • @ellenfrancis6961
    @ellenfrancis6961 2 роки тому +11

    I feel so unsettled every time Salam stares at the camera. I know he’s eye f-ing himself but I didn’t consent to be a part of it

  • @cassilove6606
    @cassilove6606 Рік тому +2

    I’m obsessed with these videos you have made!!!!

  • @HollyG1903
    @HollyG1903 2 роки тому +4

    I don't know how he hasn't wrecked yet the way he gazes lovingly at himself while driving.

  • @septembersapphire347
    @septembersapphire347 2 роки тому +4

    He will wait for Foodie to get back to Canada and then tell her "please don't come back here, stay there please!" 😂

  • @Listentotheread
    @Listentotheread 2 роки тому +34

    The whole video was so weird and uncomfortable, but also weird that Chantal and I have the same shoes.

  • @Urallrobots731
    @Urallrobots731 8 місяців тому +1

    🤣 I’m laughing my ass off ..the chemistry is off the charts 📈 “oh interesting honey”

  • @JoJo-gr1rp
    @JoJo-gr1rp 2 роки тому +18

    Desmonds laugh always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emsedgwick9521
    @emsedgwick9521 2 роки тому +1

    Omg!!! The slowed down voice, of the vine, of that little girl saying, "Look at All those Chickens!"😂😂😂😂
    Everything seems so forced with them.

  • @RKS0008
    @RKS0008 2 роки тому +22

    The way he touches and SPLITS OPEN the food makes me irk!

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 2 роки тому +10

    Salah can't keep his eyes off himself.

  • @ReneeZme
    @ReneeZme 2 роки тому +10

    Salah feels so self obsessed, it's awkward to watch lmao

  • @JNB520
    @JNB520 2 роки тому +3

    Salah loves him some Salah. Yo this is so damn funny 🤣🤣 Faxx you do not have me laughing this hard when I'm half asleep!! And these comments omg you guys are great!

  • @really5448
    @really5448 2 роки тому +12

    He really can’t stand her.

  • @gracevictoria228
    @gracevictoria228 2 роки тому +11

    I want a man that looks at me the way Salah looks at himself in the view finder

  • @marye3974
    @marye3974 2 роки тому +8

    32 seconds ago this video was posted. Apathetic faxX score on my day off!!!! Bwahahaha 😁❤️❤️❤️

    • @marye3974
      @marye3974 2 роки тому +1

      A+ for adding Clara

  • @miquelquiles727
    @miquelquiles727 2 роки тому +3

    Look at all those God damn Chickens though... LOL!!! 😄

  • @normalizrd
    @normalizrd 2 роки тому +4

    oh nauuuurrrrr the way he scoots over when they’re touching on the couch lmfao

  • @GermanPrincess-pe8rl
    @GermanPrincess-pe8rl 2 роки тому +5

    "Hit is salah"LMFAO LAWD have mercy this relationship is embarrassing

  • @fallen_star977
    @fallen_star977 2 роки тому +15

    Well at least salad is taking his dog out for a walk instead of her sitting on the couch all day and stuffing her face.

  • @CrunchyTofu
    @CrunchyTofu 2 роки тому +4

    The edit with Trisha LOL Perfection.

  • @LimewirePirate
    @LimewirePirate 2 роки тому +7

    This guy gives Narcissus a run for his money.

  • @nerdalertnow2257
    @nerdalertnow2257 2 роки тому

    That is just crazy. And you are a master at bringing in comments that bring me joy, such as the ground meat on the bread or the kids in the car guffawing, and let's not forget Michael Scott. Thank you so much! ❤️

  • @IneffableExistence777
    @IneffableExistence777 2 роки тому +8

    They Really Took “Fake It Till You Make It” To Another Level Too Bad They’re Not Making It Anywhere 😭😭 They Seem Extremely Uncomfortable

  • @3030hp
    @3030hp Рік тому +1

    these edits are so perfect

  • @LIPPZ91
    @LIPPZ91 Рік тому +4

    I always thought there was something a Lil off with him....can't put my finger on it. He's just OFF somehow.

  • @bloodrainicorn6193
    @bloodrainicorn6193 2 роки тому +1

    Chantal keeps blinking like she’s trying to signal for help

  • @EnglishVirgo
    @EnglishVirgo 2 роки тому +5

    Salah eye bangs himself so hard.

  • @perpetualgrimace2709
    @perpetualgrimace2709 2 роки тому +2

    Hol-ey sh•t was that sound coming from the escalator at 4:11?

  • @Deer548
    @Deer548 2 роки тому +4

    I had to make another comment. This video was brilliant as well as your edits. I laughed my butt off!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lolliet1075
    @lolliet1075 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious video. Good job

  • @Tickles_The_Oaf
    @Tickles_The_Oaf 2 роки тому +13

    ARRRGGHH! That was…an experience! I never in a million years thought I’d say this, but I felt homesick for the Amberverse! I’m feeling kind right now - Our gorl gets 10 free cringe molments.

  • @broughttoyoubybaiel
    @broughttoyoubybaiel 3 місяці тому +2

    The way he pulls food apart and fingers through sandwiches makes me physically ill

    • @Userxxxx974
      @Userxxxx974 Місяць тому

      Yes that was disgusting .She probably by told him she was making loads of money doing mukbangs and then reality hits 😂😂

  • @Cjewell0422
    @Cjewell0422 Рік тому +4

    I knew he loved looking at himself but omg these videos really show you how much he truly does look at himself! Also I never noticed all those weird condescending looks he gives constantly.

  • @susannavivian1018
    @susannavivian1018 Рік тому +2

    I’m positive Salahs real name is narcissus, looks at himself enough