I found the worst iPod dock.
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2020
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In this you get
•3 pisces of emergency toilet paper
•2 emergency fire starters
•2 shoe laces
•and a piece of musical plastic
oh god 3 pisces in the same room would drive me insane
One of the fire starter is also a desperation buttplug
•and 1, grit
Its a neck pillow lol.
•1 toilet seat
Only after watching this for about the 5th time I noticed:
the box says "charge"
you cannot charge an iPod with this
i mean it looks like you can put your own charger and slip it on through but I don't think that counts
@@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 you can't fit a 30 pin in there flush
Charge it into the dumpster
@@schnootschnooso Yes.
who would have thunked.
"You know movies that just go straight to DVD? This is like a product that goes straight to landfill." - DankPods 2020
Lol
Lol I read this 1 minute before he said this.
As soon as I started reading this he started saying this.
What’s the difference?
read this as he said it
“It bit me” made me laugh so much
I read that as soon as he said it oml.
charlie bit my finger
HONEY THE DOCK BIT ME AGAIN
For me it was the maximum disrespect with the rubber feet
Same thing I said when trying to get the lid off my dang PS4.
As an epileptic, I really appreciate the fact you put a flashing lights warning at the beginning. Thanks friendo
I’m not epileptic but I also have seizures at flashing lights
It’s less about the lights and more that it’s shocking
@@joshuastrong2398 "i dont have seizures at flashing lights, but i do tend to have seizures at flashing lights." you're mildly epileptic. My brother is very mildly epileptic and he just gets sick after long gsme sessions
@@lookbehindyousuka very mildly?
Ha, “shocking”
That poor ipod is like "Either fix me or kill me already"
Dingo Dash I see so many ponies lately
169th like
“Kill me”
“Later”
The shrek pod?
@@BoserPSN they're called bronies, and they should be killed
The best saying on this channel:
"Can you believe no one bought this?"
I FOUND IT AT CASHIES MATE WHERE YOU CAN FIND YOUR DREAMS! (random aussie screaming that i dont understand) SO GET OF THE FLOOR GET OUT THE DOOR AND LOOSE YOUR LIFE AT CASHIES mate
@@floobergoober_ hmmm should I do a little trolling g h.mmm
right up there with "gotta be careful, this is a collectible"
@@mimikyoo That, and "That's a quality egg bag!"
If any technology could cry it would have to have been that shrek pod set up. Never seen something scream "KILL ME!" Without words so hard in my life.
Or the iPad at the start...
Dank: "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!" *yeet*
iPad: *ouch*
It's like seeing someone get resuscitated for the 5th time in a row. Their body is clearly giving up, but the medics are obliged to keep trying.
They didnt even go into an image editing software, they just threw it all into an html and css script and said eh itll work
Lol
But it did tho didn’t it. it worked
They literally chose to make the whole thing 10 times larger than it needed to be for the inside components.
ikr
People in 50 years: Why is there more plastic garbage in the ocean than water??
People 10 years ago: YEAH JUST MAKE A GIANT PLASTIC TOILET SEAT TO KEEP THESE 2 SQUARE INCHES OF COMPONENTS. IT LOOKS HI TECH.
I mean if it was smaller it sound even worse
Can you imagine how this must look to his neighbours? How often do they look outside to see sir basher grinding tech to bits with a chunk of pavement, truly a majestic sight!
Its Australia no one is sane down there
One Grit is number One
thats just a tuesday in australia
@@bloodakoos or the day after unemployment benefits pay out in Florida.
Florida man powers activate!
Or texas man after many many beers with their Australian friends and 4x4s. Great fun!
@@donnerblitzen1388Or Trini dude when he realizes the B15 Sunny ain’t starting anymore
I just love how at 5:15 his brain completely malfunctions, it's the funniest shit to me.
Brain not braining
Looks like one of those rubberized seats older people sit on to rise their butts on the toilet seat.
Made me laugh.
I’d poo through this.
@@DankPods With the smell of that plastic, I would have thought your answer would be "I Wouldn't", but oh well, each to their own 😂😂
I think it's supposed to evoke images of the JBL OnStage and its like.
Or a neck pillow for airplanes
Me 2019: the internet is a magical place full of wonderful content and a place for discussion and learning
Me 2020: angry Australian man destroys terrible outdated iPod dock
And with a 1 grit sandpaper
Naw that was 2014
entertaining and angry Australian! 😄
dankpods is australian?
TheyCalledMeHottestGuyInDiscord yes he is
Ah, the feeling of resolve when he finally says “can you believe nobody bought this”
i love how at some points he has to zoom out and you can get a peek at his grandpa shoes
4:27
Me: *about to sleep*
Dankpods: guess again kiddo
Nero Farreach
Marcus Cardoso why’d u even reply
Nero Farreach 3:00am. 🙄
Let’s see if it syncs with eye choons
As trash as UA-cam is, you gotta thank the UA-cam algorithms for showing one of the best channels talking about one of the coolest mp3 players of the time!
In alk honesty i prefereed zune, ipod was fine but i liked zune, and zune had that one hex puzzle gamr
"IT'S NOT AN MP3 PLAYER. IT'S AN IPOD! LEARN THE DIFFERENCE. MP3 PLAYERS ARE FOR PEASANTS!"
@@callummclachlan4771 sorry, lol, no need for all caps!
One of the times the UA-cam algorithm nails a recommendation.
“Its impressively long” thats what she said
_you forgot the funny part_
Time 2:05 AM
Homework: 5% complete
Me: Watching a review on the worst iPod dock
Mom: Disappointed
Dad: Unaware
Twin: Doing the same
Life efficiency:-100%
Do your homework, your future self will thank you 🤘
Mimose hi Future me. Nothing has changed🥰
oof
Hotel: Trivago
@@nyny7340 lmaooo
"There's one of the features"
That line makes me laugh every time lol.
“IT BIT ME!!!”
I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard
1:05 Windows Vista has invaded the box art!
This thing looks more like a neck speaker than an iPod dock.
WHOA, the speakers aren't soldered onto the mainboard? That's actually pretty nice.
ShrekPod: Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time
Dankpods:wow this is a collectable gotta be careful with is *continues to slam collectible against desk*
8:42 "I know who's perfect- this is a perfect setup"
Me: *expects the mojo*
Dankpods: *pulls out the frankenstein ipod*
Shrek pod
6:51 "The JaNk Is bEinG ReVeALeD!"
Fantastic
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended this to me
But it’s awesome
Welcome to the mess Alex 👋 🌊
It seems fun XD
@@xxtravdamanxx at first I thought you were a child,then I thought you were trolling and now I'm a hundred percent certain you're developmentally delayed
@@thepuppethead1188 oof size:large
@@8por345 agreement:yes
“And if that doesn’t work you bust out your 1 grit and you get er’ done RIGHT!”
3:13 ebay global shipping be like:
“A match made in heaven” omg I died laughing. Your sir are PURE GOLD
When I heard “straight to the landfill” I legitimately laughed out loud
congrats on 45k as well
Thanks Frenchy!
45k?
its been a month and he’s at 92k, damn
Yea this is all running away pretty quick!
DankPods lol
348k now
Wow
“Is there anything funny in this”
Doug: another interesting quirk is found in the manual on page 7
Yonas Don’t forget to check out his other iPod docks listed for sale on his column on DockTrader
THIS, is an iCoustic 7 in 1 accessory kit for the iPod touch. And it is, quite simply, the worst iPod dock ever.
Another interesting quirk of this product is, unlike any other iPod accessories, this, on the other hand, uses an AUX port instead of a 30-pin connector
Damm,im so happy i got another channel to bingewatch and get angry when there is no content left,but still tell everyone to calm down and wait for a new video
0:30 My sister screamed “THE WHAT?!” outside my room lmao
DankPods uploads a new video.
Me: *I JUST WOKE UP!*
For me it was about 3pm when he posted
@@budgieboy1388 For me 12pm
For me 10 am
It 10:00 pm for me
James Lustre same lol
Everybody gangsta
Till he brings out the Shrek pod
Beatboxminer 9995 what is the story behind the shrek pod?
Ebay Global Shipping program destroyed his ipod parts package. Thats what he did with it
"It bit me!"
I can relate so hard to that.
1:14 That “Wait” killed me.
When you test out the worst Product ever
GET OUT OF MY WALL
5:59
Quality bum wipe
“Hey what’s up guys, techrax here. I am here joined by my good friend DankPods”
Well that'd be lit😂🔥
The entire earth would explode
So the *_iNiTiAL iMpAcT_* guys
I like how I started at your first video and noticed a very distinct difference in how you talk starting right about here. Your voice gets slightly higher but also you just seem like you enjoy it more
There are only 2 things in this world that can BITE
1. Franks
2. Bootleg product packaging
Finally a youtuber that makes fun of shit ipod docks i love this
mom: the food is burning come stir it
me: that can wait
The dank always comes first Mom
Dude I love your icon. How fitting lmao
I've watched this a few times, and I think my favorite line is "oh look tiny oven mitts" 😂
You bought an aux cord, a microfiber cloth, and some yellow plastic for $30.
*Congratulations on your purchase!*
I'm glad UA-cam recommended me your channel; this is a goldmine
People in 2019:cool. people in 2020: I WILL BUY THAT BUM WIPE FOR 100$!!
0:50 - "Hold mah beer, mate" (c) Apple
"Quality bum wipes” that got me 😂😂😂
@5:18 I know you probably figured it out, but for those that didn't notice: you can actually remove that little plate that sits around the 30-pin connector so you can swap in different generations of iPods n such, it'll work without the adapter plate, that was a bomb ass feature for the time actually.
As an Australian, I absolutely love dankpods humour! I genuinely wanna go buy this guy a beer and see his band play!
Paul Brown EEV blog is better as he dose not try to be funny. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
@@pyeltd.5457 cool...
that laughter while discovering the docks connector was the most fear ive felt in a long while
I'm a few weeks early, but with the end of 2020 near I figured I'd say this. Dankpods, mate, thank you for making my 2020 much better. Yeah, I watch other channels, but this one feels special to me. I watched this channel grow, and become something awesome, and, to top it off, it's about something I love. A channel that scratches my audiophile and "shitty tech" itches all in one, and I can say I liked it before it was cool. Hell yeah, that's a complete package.
Joking aside, thanks for the great year, and congrats on 500k!
"Listing a cleaning cloth is pretty desperate"
Meanwhile Apples Pro XDR Display site:
Included with the display in the box:
"Cleaning Cloth"
Doesnt come with a vesa mount or a stand though lmao
Well Apple isn't advertising the fact it comes with a cleaning cloth.
Wait what!? It dosent come witha stand?
Goat Summoner nop
Goat Summoner da apple stand cost a cheap 1000$
Anyone going to ignore the fact it said "charge" but there isn't even a way to plug in your iPod to charge it?
mineTurtle DXR Yeah! I noticed that!
there’s even a divider in the center so you can’t put a cord in yourself
Fake news
Q. U. A. L. I. T. Y. B. U. M. W. I. P. E
My guess was that you had to get an actual charging cable and run it up through a hole to the iPod so to charge it, which could explain that hole to the left of the Aux connector, but there doesn't seem to be a hole to run the cable through, so unless you make your own, that can't really be done, and unless you can somehow find a way to charge your iPod through the headphone jack, which I don't think is possible (I can imagine that connector being used for charging, but not when it's specifically meant for connecting s device to headphones or speakers), that's straight up false advertising.
these videos are timeless to me, i can watch these whenever and i'm always having a good time. also i love the destruction segments in the older vids about crap products, i miss them. maybe some more in the fututre?
I had a very similar iCoustic kit to this when I was a kid. The dock was slightly different, it was this vertical-oval shaped thing with the same tiny speakers and actually had a 30-pin connector, in the middle of the loop. Because it didn't have a backing, it was theoretically really easy to just snap the 30-pin off by putting an iPod on there and pressing too hard. Used it a grand total of twice then decided that it was more convenient to just put my iPod in a cereal bowl and get the same volume and quality.
And the bowl is useful
Orks cord
A man of high culture i see.
*chord
DankPods r/whoosh?
@@revelati_n No it ain't
Random22 ok I was just checking...
@@revelati_n r/woooosh* never attack my dank pod again boomer
I would honestly watch you look at other stuff too. You have a good sense of humor and your editing style with the zoom ins works well with your excitement.
I actually have heaps planned with broadening the scope to iPods competitors and such. Found some choice stuff new in box 💪 stay tuned!
Ooh.Im holding out hope for the Zune.
@@DankPods ok now I'm stoked for you and your future videos!!!! But can brasso work with the 3rd gen? I just bought a nice 20 gig one. Everything works for 20 bucks! But want to clean up the fine scratches. Do a video on the 3rd gen ipod games!!!!
gr8gassy
... said no-one
This comment aged well. Legitimately lol
I've never watched anything so simultaneously anxiety inducing and entertaining as you performing impromptu emergency surgery on a nugget
this was the first video I saw of dankpods and immediately, I was hooked. keep up the good work, mate.
2:53 "it's a aux cable what do you want?"
Me: A headphone jack so I can use it.
"Keep it up Adobe premiere!" 😂
5:59 *GET OUT OF MY WALL!!!!*
It's so weird going back to this then watching his latest video it's like the exact same but with better quality and different angle it was pure perfection even at the start it's also fun seeing stuff go into the HOARD under the monitor
_"Made outa hate!"_ So good... To become THE best channel of 2020 for me man.
I'm ashamed of how many times I've rewatched 6:47 and how hard I laughed every time
RRRRAAAAOWWW IT BIT ME
“GET OUT OF MY WAAAAALLLL!”
That line killed me
4:20 yay a mini greenscreen for ipod
"it bit me!" LMFAO
“HRRRRRRREEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!”
Something about THIS man smashing THOSE objects with THAT particular rock in slow motion is extremely, extremely satisfying
I miss going into tech stores when I was very young (around 2008) and seeing all these amazing products.
1:57 "It's brand new!! Noone's been in here!"
Could you imagine?!
NOONE
I was pretty heartbroken when I realized you’ve only been making videos for a season, and I finished them all. I binged everything you’ve made because... well fuck its entertaining ya crongus. Patiently subbing and waiting for more hilarity and intrigue :y
Genuinely the funniest video about a product I’ve seen in a long time
CONGRATS ON 1MIL! I came back here because this was the first DankPods video I watched. It was so entertaining so i immediately subscribed and the rest was history
8:59 I was wheezing 😭
God i love this channel. On lockdown, life has fallen into an abyss and watching an Aussie ipod enthusiast destroy stuff is so soothing.
Man that was some intense sanding at the end there
Literally stumbled upon this channel cause I seen the 1 grit rock in a thumbnail. Enjoying the content, mate!
This was my first DankPods video ever and I come back to it constantly because it makes me happy.
9:50 its as if hes got a really old car and hes trying to get it to start
lol you predicted Garbage Time
3:08
Don’t get me started on that plastic, rubber, cancer smell. I’ve smelled it on basically everything that comes in a sealed plastic bag.
Was it just mine or does it smell like puke....... But OLD puke........ you know the kind that was left out in the 40 deg Celsius sun for a day but was too wet to dry completely?
Thought I would just add some "Visual" stimulation to what I was trying to describe 😂😂😂
Hi man, subbed yesterday, love your videos I think I watched 15 of them today
I remember some of these useless gadgets being advertised in the stuff magazine and the T3 mag growing up
Glad we have some pretty decent gadgets now
10:40 Mosquito corpse be like - PLEASE DEAR GOD HAVE SOME MERCY
5:30 "sorry this is my first time"
3:23 when you taunt as the scout in TF2
This was the first video I watched of yours. I come back to it all the time :D
Gotta love how when he says he has the perfect thing for the speakers I then automatically assumed it was the speaker frying mojo
Lol at 9:35 him asking the iPod "u good?" when it looks like it's screaming in absolute pain and misery
Oh God I remember selling so many of these kits from that same brand in Target in the early 2010s they always came "bundled" with the ipod for an extra $5-10. When the next generation ipods came in and so a new compatible dock bundle would be released these would be on clearance for literally 30 cents.
I just found your channel the other day and I lover it
Dude you are one of the most exciting youtubers to watch.
My favourite part of the video, you screaming at the powerboard. Lost my fuckin shit hahaa
2:15 hommie farted
I like how in the 2000s they tried to make everything all futuristic, and now everything is just as simplistic and minimalist as possible
9:09 is what I imagine is the jankiest setup ever
9:21 Did I just watch a man do chest compressions on an ipod and bring it back to life?
Yes 5 months ago
I'm so addicted to your content and I'm not even sure why but please never change.
Oh I’d better change then.
DankPods no you too cute 🥺