Barstool Pizza Review - Beto's Pizza (Pittsburgh, PA)

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  • Dave reviews Beto's pizza and the girl working there thinks he is here from her Tik Tok (spoiler alert: he isn't).
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  • @CIARUNSITE
    @CIARUNSITE 4 роки тому +2877

    Dave has ascended to his final form: a Slavic gangster.

  • @BobBWag
    @BobBWag 3 роки тому +2811

    Imagine actually getting ran over by a car and the last thing you hear is Dave saying, "you're dead"

    • @brysedog1649
      @brysedog1649 3 роки тому +51

      underrated comment

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 3 роки тому +49

      “Most underrated comment in the country. Hands down.”

    • @AlexanderWDowns
      @AlexanderWDowns 3 роки тому +19

      It would be an honor.

    • @jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422
      @jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 3 роки тому +8

      At first I actually thought he was talking about the guy that wanted to hang himself because he was just talking about him and then he said, "your dead !" But then I realised he was talking about Frankie.

    • @daviemorales8385
      @daviemorales8385 3 роки тому +15

      Ya dead

  • @anthonyparker8113
    @anthonyparker8113 2 роки тому +2785

    Dave was stalling so the cheese would melt, everybody knows the rules.

    • @JStock1032
      @JStock1032 2 роки тому +51

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @biged680
      @biged680 2 роки тому +8

      literally 😂

    • @mikelucas9916
      @mikelucas9916 2 роки тому +18

      It’s most definitely Not as good with melted cheese.

    • @SIXPACFISH
      @SIXPACFISH 2 роки тому +1

      And the shit was still falling off like lemmings jumping off a cliff.

    • @livinlicious
      @livinlicious 2 роки тому +60

      Disgusting unmelted cheese should be illegal.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 2 роки тому +826

    "It's like a Lunchable on crack."
    If lunchables are mentioned to describe a pizza, I want out.

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 2 роки тому +23

      Doesn’t mean it isn’t good xD. It’s fucking pizza, not a steak

    • @SgtBuck01
      @SgtBuck01 2 роки тому +55

      @@FecalMatador ...okay, but imagine steak Lunchables

    • @FUNKOfilms
      @FUNKOfilms 2 роки тому +16

      @@SgtBuck01 I didn't want to

    • @AlexanderWebster_
      @AlexanderWebster_ 2 роки тому +7

      @@SgtBuck01 *Michael Scott voice "OH GOD NO. NO GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

    • @danf.5718
      @danf.5718 2 роки тому +1

      You have a good point

  • @naomelescroart7390
    @naomelescroart7390 3 роки тому +3920

    Dave: “I didn’t see your tik tok”
    Girl: “Dave saw my tik tok omg”
    Lmao

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 3 роки тому +28

      Whats your number.

    • @ryancasey7963
      @ryancasey7963 3 роки тому +147

      @@juggerswood down astronomically

    • @Petrock77
      @Petrock77 3 роки тому +26

      That was the perfect way to end it. I laughed so hard.

    • @iamblackieadams1858
      @iamblackieadams1858 3 роки тому +8

      You have a snap?

    • @WarrenPuffet
      @WarrenPuffet 3 роки тому +13

      I’m sorry that so many thirsty ass dudes on here harass you.

  • @feraskadadu6718
    @feraskadadu6718 4 роки тому +1192

    watched one episode of the Sopranos now he thinks he’s a mobster, everybody knows the rules

    • @scottdavidson7543
      @scottdavidson7543 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @coolioholio
      @coolioholio 4 роки тому +11

      Fuggetaboutit!

    • @coolioholio
      @coolioholio 4 роки тому +4

      @@donmcbean7465 Who did wah??

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 4 роки тому

      lmao just made a similar comment and then scrolled through the comments.

    • @thediddler
      @thediddler 4 роки тому

      he and lebron james really would be best friends.

  • @John-mu2bv
    @John-mu2bv Рік тому +229

    Who let Dave go out in public like that? 😅

    • @thepikachuoftexas3871
      @thepikachuoftexas3871 11 місяців тому +8

      Dudes making billions. He don’t care

    • @antoniovera6484
      @antoniovera6484 10 місяців тому +2

      He still looks like fairy 🧚‍♀️ 😂😂

    • @richardduffy3115
      @richardduffy3115 10 місяців тому

      He wears that cheese on his chin and that wrap on his neck very well! 🚫

    • @jasonurban3597
      @jasonurban3597 4 місяці тому

      Lol ikr

  • @Nards_1997
    @Nards_1997 2 роки тому +1113

    I would be mad as hell if I got a pizza covered in cold cheese

    • @philliam111
      @philliam111 2 роки тому +153

      ya but she did a tic tac

    • @Machoke.
      @Machoke. 2 роки тому +45

      Don’t knock it till you try it Betos is awesome. You can ask for it melted, but why would you. Defeats the purpose.

    • @LarsonChristopher
      @LarsonChristopher 2 роки тому +105

      @@Machoke. Because melted cheese is the best part of pizza.

    • @nikkybear
      @nikkybear 2 роки тому +22

      @@Machoke. have fun with your tapeworm

    • @nikkybear
      @nikkybear 2 роки тому +2

      @@___meph___4547 uncooked meat

  • @OG-Jakey
    @OG-Jakey 4 роки тому +1266

    One woman's track suit, everyone knows Dave's auditioning for Mob Wives.

    • @Redsoxking
      @Redsoxking 4 роки тому +3

      Miss doubtfire 2

    • @flamingdragon86
      @flamingdragon86 3 роки тому

      That’s my cousin

    • @LuckySage
      @LuckySage 3 роки тому +6

      @@flamingdragon86 WE ARE FWAMING DWAGON!!!

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

    • @ramayaruk
      @ramayaruk 3 роки тому +1

      This reminds of when Michael wore a woman's suit

  • @Junundu
    @Junundu 4 роки тому +1281

    One velvet tracksuit, everyone knows he’s becoming Adam Sandler from Uncut Gems

    • @Venividivici55555
      @Venividivici55555 4 роки тому +6

      ok that's not too bad but just don't end like Sandler in the end of Uncut Gems...

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 роки тому +14

      It's not even velvet, it's velour. No one straight is wearing a velour track suit.

    • @brendanmcgann8633
      @brendanmcgann8633 3 роки тому

      Classic assessment

    • @Adankam
      @Adankam 3 роки тому +3

      Definitely not velvet, that’s velour. Shit is super comfortable and fire.

    • @Friendlyneighborhoodalien
      @Friendlyneighborhoodalien 3 роки тому +1

      What a shitty movie that was

  • @microtasker
    @microtasker Рік тому +525

    Dave gave the pizza a 3.8. He gave the girl a 7.2, everyone knows the rules.

    • @Sneakycastro69
      @Sneakycastro69 Рік тому +36

      Naw she’s cute just probably talks too much

    • @patrickr2601
      @patrickr2601 Рік тому +22

      @@Sneakycastro69 Yep would rip my hair out listening to the thousands of tik toks

    • @swiftassociates
      @swiftassociates Рік тому +3

      machiavelli on point

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 місяців тому +14

      shes like 15 lol

    • @Nick-qq8en
      @Nick-qq8en 11 місяців тому

      It’s actually very good pizza. Obviously not your standard pizza, but still.

  • @lucianopietropaolo5329
    @lucianopietropaolo5329 2 роки тому +24

    The camera work when Dave says “do you know if…no no” and it’s that guy walking looking lost had me in tears 😂😂

  • @Mister_Belvidere
    @Mister_Belvidere 3 роки тому +1656

    One $60 lunchable, everyone knows the rules

  • @harrisonhope1573
    @harrisonhope1573 4 роки тому +2938

    one half zipped jacket, everyone knows he's coming out soon

    • @MACUhVelli
      @MACUhVelli 4 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @flatflat7923
      @flatflat7923 3 роки тому +20

      He wears a shirt that says a baseball guys guy

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 3 роки тому +36

      @Chris Simms No he has to wait until the scandal hits, then he has to come out as gay.

    • @kerl6859
      @kerl6859 3 роки тому +69

      He’s not gay he just has a sense of fashion boomer

    • @flatflat7923
      @flatflat7923 3 роки тому +18

      @@kerl6859 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colebyrnes7889
    @colebyrnes7889 10 місяців тому +147

    Dave's ability to mispronounce every pizza place name is astounding. Also, that is a Steubenville style pizza. That is how Dean Martin liked it and it became a thing.

    • @meziahdanieljolley8842
      @meziahdanieljolley8842 10 місяців тому +3

      His ability to be an asshole in every episode is also astounding. That's why I watch him 😅 It's fun to see a grown adult with no control at all.

    • @jimsonjohnson3761
      @jimsonjohnson3761 10 місяців тому +10

      Yeah there's a reason no one cares what Dean Martin ate

    • @trevorzinda9043
      @trevorzinda9043 8 місяців тому +2

      I grew up on this stuff

    • @meziahdanieljolley8842
      @meziahdanieljolley8842 8 місяців тому +2

      @@jimsonjohnson3761 🤣

    • @JoeMicc1973
      @JoeMicc1973 7 місяців тому

      LMAO!!! I was just thinking the same thing!

  • @Alex-tm4th
    @Alex-tm4th Рік тому +8

    “Heads up, ya dead.”
    Yooooo wtf. Lmfao.

  • @twohandsandaradio
    @twohandsandaradio 4 роки тому +2813

    The age of consent is 16 in PA... Dave is verifying the rules.

    • @Jumalten001
      @Jumalten001 4 роки тому +100

      He checked twice just to make sure

    • @GNXperimental
      @GNXperimental 4 роки тому +187

      One guy with a age of consent map, everyone knows he's a sick puppy.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 4 роки тому +10

      Martin Quin bruh 😂😂😂

    • @notabotta3901
      @notabotta3901 4 роки тому +302

      One felony, everybody knows the rules

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 4 роки тому +3

      @@GNXperimental 🤣🤣

  • @kevinkarsnia109
    @kevinkarsnia109 4 роки тому +1896

    7 uncooked pizzas, everyone knows they didn't pay their gas bill.

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 3 роки тому +19

      A pizza oven is always on. The cheese is supposed to not be melted. You can remove the cheese.

    • @MrPotatoesLatkie
      @MrPotatoesLatkie 3 роки тому +13

      The crust wouldn't crunch if it was uncooked. It's hot pizza, and cold, or room temp cheese.

    • @Extrasauce674
      @Extrasauce674 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfaooo

    • @shavonnestacia2865
      @shavonnestacia2865 3 роки тому +22

      That's the way the cook it....I laughed when i 1st heard about it.....And its cold Provolone cheese @ that. As a NY'er thats crazy.....It's a giant (small by NY standards) lunchable pizza....

    • @lonwon7502
      @lonwon7502 3 роки тому +3

      It’s really good dude

  • @Pe4nutButter
    @Pe4nutButter 2 роки тому +14

    "Heads up, you're dead" not much of a warning dave 🤣 fucking hilarious

  • @Sh4tterdL0g1c
    @Sh4tterdL0g1c 2 роки тому +27

    That girl will never forget that moment, even though she had nothing to do with it lol. Still cool to see you are making peoples day

    • @bnobston
      @bnobston 11 місяців тому +2

      Can't say she had nothing to do with it. He did speak to her outside afterwards. Lol but I know what you meant

    • @Sh4tterdL0g1c
      @Sh4tterdL0g1c 11 місяців тому +1

      @@bnobston yea lol all around cool little interaction

    • @bnobston
      @bnobston 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Sh4tterdL0g1c it's cool to see people so happy that they're almost wilfully oblivious to the actual interaction. Blissfully happy I could only wish to achieve. It's oddly charming.

  • @AS-is4dt
    @AS-is4dt 4 роки тому +647

    She’s lucky dave didn’t see the tik tok. No ones showing up after that dancing

    • @jaytrock3217
      @jaytrock3217 4 роки тому +41

      Also come on who wants to eat pizza from Beto, I mean he wants to take out guns.

    • @TicklerDude
      @TicklerDude 4 роки тому +36

      I'd tap that!!!

    • @absoluteunit8628
      @absoluteunit8628 4 роки тому +40

      Her ass was prime.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 роки тому +38

      Tik tok is a kids app for pedos

    • @hotdogs8607
      @hotdogs8607 3 роки тому +4

      JustShaq Simp

  • @moderatesunited
    @moderatesunited 4 роки тому +750

    One visit from Chris Hansen everyone knows the rules except Dave.

    • @michaelwikoff6081
      @michaelwikoff6081 4 роки тому +11

      " I like that dance , were going to put that in theire"
      Lols

    • @Nick-qm7qc
      @Nick-qm7qc 4 роки тому +16

      Why don't you have a seat?

    • @xavierdisante2071
      @xavierdisante2071 3 роки тому +1

      Nick what’s happening??

    • @NoMoreBsPlease
      @NoMoreBsPlease 3 роки тому

      Yeah, google age of consent and the city your in. Hint, his is 16 it's all good.

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

  • @TonyMontana-lh5bp
    @TonyMontana-lh5bp Рік тому +22

    I'm somewhat impressed that he continued to hold up that entire tray worth of pizza with his right arm. There's about 10 pounds of cheese in those boxes.

  • @ace_Knows
    @ace_Knows 8 місяців тому +11

    Her lil dance tho …. 🤣😂 She killed it 🤣😂

  • @Andrew-cr7rd
    @Andrew-cr7rd 4 роки тому +347

    One Betso's pizza, everyone knows Davey did not pop his adderall this morning.

    • @simpsons721
      @simpsons721 4 роки тому +16

      What chu mean? Addy was in full force, he couldn't stop talking.

    • @Landosmallwood
      @Landosmallwood 4 роки тому

      Lmaoooo

    • @eliyahuohiyon7461
      @eliyahuohiyon7461 3 роки тому +2

      @@simpsons721 adderall calms people down who have ADHD

    • @simpsons721
      @simpsons721 3 роки тому +3

      @@eliyahuohiyon7461 I agree, but at the same time it will get you in the zone. You will eventually rail talk (so zoned in) and then have to stop yourself. I only had a script, what do I know.

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

  • @jonram7593
    @jonram7593 4 роки тому +47

    3:21 “heads up, you’re dead” I started laughing like a mad man. Lmao

  • @WrathofTron
    @WrathofTron 10 місяців тому +50

    This is one of the first pizzas I’ve seen that I legit wouldn’t eat

    • @WilkesBarreWrestling
      @WilkesBarreWrestling 10 місяців тому +5

      What are you seven? Its just unmelted cheese.

    • @limbitsafe6620
      @limbitsafe6620 10 місяців тому +2

      @@WilkesBarreWrestlinghe's deadass making a stand ab some unmelted cheese 😭

    • @AnthonyWilliams-kx4lr
      @AnthonyWilliams-kx4lr 9 місяців тому +4

      @@WilkesBarreWrestling looks horrible

    • @anarchistfuture
      @anarchistfuture 8 місяців тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @undeterredsoulslayer17
      @undeterredsoulslayer17 7 місяців тому +1

      Same. As a Native of Pittsburgh,this pizza place is dogshit. Go to Fioris or Lil nippers literally anywhere that isnt here

  • @MonkeyJazz75
    @MonkeyJazz75 2 роки тому +3

    "Heads up. You're dead" Priceless lol.

  • @rjtrev
    @rjtrev 4 роки тому +320

    "Why am I hearing voices?" Everyone knows it's the whispers in his head from the coke

    • @arindustries5848
      @arindustries5848 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shavonnestacia2865
      @shavonnestacia2865 3 роки тому +2

      It was the pizza.

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 3 роки тому +4

      Too many oxy's.

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому +1

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 3 роки тому +4

      one case of cocaine psychosis everyone knows the rules

  • @sminter7521
    @sminter7521 3 роки тому +188

    Dave seems to recall every pizza he's ever sampled

    • @allanr6132
      @allanr6132 2 роки тому +1

      Kind of like my dating life.

    • @Falconforge89
      @Falconforge89 2 роки тому +10

      @@allanr6132 he has photographic pizza memory

    • @timothyharshaw2347
      @timothyharshaw2347 2 роки тому

      A good or bad pizza is like a blow job, you're probably going to be able to recall every experience. 60% of the time your brain's BJ memory works 100% of the time, coincidentally the brain's memory for pizza is in the same spot as the BJ memory. Shares the same syntax or some shit

    • @BigDicTRP
      @BigDicTRP 11 місяців тому +1

      of course, its like pokemon, once you force yourself to notice these things it gets really easy to remember their names

    • @SpeedBoost
      @SpeedBoost 11 місяців тому +1

      He's Rainman, except for him it's pizza slices instead of toothpicks.

  • @claycollins9852
    @claycollins9852 2 роки тому +141

    Never in a million years would I ever be comfortable wearing an outfit in public like that.

    • @telephonic
      @telephonic 2 роки тому +6

      Screams of i'm in the Mob hahah.

    • @redeyejedi3700
      @redeyejedi3700 2 роки тому +10

      Sorry you dont have confidence

    • @Farquad76.547
      @Farquad76.547 Рік тому

      @@redeyejedi3700 LOL

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb Рік тому

      That's what you wear to tell everyone you like it in the ass. Looks fruity as hell.

    • @Nakura-dj8mg
      @Nakura-dj8mg 11 місяців тому

      Dave's confidence makes it work for him

  • @brians2733
    @brians2733 2 роки тому +32

    The whole ‘putting cheese on after the pizza is out of the oven’ is considered ‘Ohio Valley-style’ pizza, it’s very common in places like Steubenville/Wintersville OH.

  • @kelpking4484
    @kelpking4484 3 роки тому +283

    That whole cold cheese thing makes me uncomftorable

    • @cardbored_
      @cardbored_ 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah, who even thinks of that? And WHY?

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan 3 роки тому +14

      It’s a travesty

    • @JaredHyder420
      @JaredHyder420 3 роки тому +16

      It's a terrible idea to me

    • @PlutoTheGod
      @PlutoTheGod 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah that’s literally disgusting. Maybe melting cheese on after so the pizza is less oily and droopy..? Possibly. But legitimate big chunks of cold cheese? Fuck off. I’ll just thaw out a frozen pizza if I want to be disrespected

    • @A1_Obie
      @A1_Obie 2 роки тому +10

      I live in Pittsburgh this pizza is top tier it’s amazing

  • @koreyhinkle9097
    @koreyhinkle9097 3 роки тому +431

    Daves the only guy that can get a 4 character word like Beto wrong, Betsos lol

    • @jarellsigue4694
      @jarellsigue4694 3 роки тому +7

      It was actually beto’s with an S at the end

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 2 роки тому +1

      @@jarellsigue4694 Sbetos.

    • @shinomustdie
      @shinomustdie Рік тому +6

      @@justiron2999 asbestos

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 Рік тому

      It's actually 2. "Bet" and then "toes". Try clapping your hands as you say it out loud to yourself and you will see that it's only 2 claps. So it's 2.

    • @rawbmar1166
      @rawbmar1166 Рік тому +1

      @@mojojojo6400 First off it's "Be" "toes" and secondly that is a syllable you're talking about not a character.

  • @blowchunkz
    @blowchunkz 10 місяців тому +21

    Cold cheese on cooked pizza dough is a level of insanity that I never want to experience.

    • @user-hh2xd5or5t
      @user-hh2xd5or5t 9 місяців тому +2

      This pizza look's digusting! I am wonder how he have that a "7"🤢

  • @vanessacunningham6846
    @vanessacunningham6846 Рік тому +14

    This is my favorite kind of pizza. I grew up eating pizza from a place called DiCarlos, they made pizza just like this. Now that I live in Pittsburgh and travel Banksville Road daily... I MUST TRY THIS!

    • @mooch6666
      @mooch6666 Рік тому +1

      DiCarlos in WV?

    • @vanessacunningham6846
      @vanessacunningham6846 Рік тому

      @@mooch6666 yep!!!

    • @vanessacunningham6846
      @vanessacunningham6846 Рік тому

      @@mooch6666 Glen Dale location will always be the best. :)

    • @mooch6666
      @mooch6666 Рік тому

      I agree! I was building a drywall plant by Mitchell powerhouse and I’d stop once a week for supper. It was delicious

    • @vanessacunningham6846
      @vanessacunningham6846 Рік тому

      @@mooch6666 I haven't had it in so long and now I REALLY need to go back home to get some. Lol.

  • @NSWE-tc4iq
    @NSWE-tc4iq 4 роки тому +258

    One jugoslavian national suit, everyone knows the rules

  • @ricksazama
    @ricksazama 3 роки тому +316

    I love that she can’t get it through her head that he never seen the tik tok

    • @cronoesify
      @cronoesify 2 роки тому +29

      Shh, shhh...
      Just let her have this.

    • @memejesus4294
      @memejesus4294 2 роки тому +10

      She probably filmed that before meeting and him telling her he hadn’t seen it

    • @Bibleguy89-uu3nr
      @Bibleguy89-uu3nr 2 роки тому +2

      He probably saw the tik tok

    • @El_Scorcho_
      @El_Scorcho_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@memejesus4294 No. He told her before the review he hadnt seen the tiktok. To this day, she probably still thinks hes there because of her tiktok 😂.

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 2 роки тому +4

      @@El_Scorcho_ I'm pretty sure he didn't watch it and forgot by now.

  • @johndough7039
    @johndough7039 3 роки тому +3

    5:30 after the jump suit rant, the guy must have thought, why is this flamer asking me about carts?

  • @zachmccabe7510
    @zachmccabe7510 11 місяців тому +3

    This pizza looks like if you asked a kindergartener to draw a pizza.

  • @isaafridi7146
    @isaafridi7146 4 роки тому +258

    One mobster from GTA 4, everybody knows the rules

  • @EdwardAlcala
    @EdwardAlcala 4 роки тому +242

    Noises in the background, everyone knows he’s coming down on his coke binge

    • @jtjtjtjt9
      @jtjtjtjt9 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @kerl6859
      @kerl6859 3 роки тому +1

      You can literally hear noises in the background bro

    • @EdwardAlcala
      @EdwardAlcala 3 роки тому +1

      Kerl it’s a joke man

    • @kerl6859
      @kerl6859 3 роки тому

      Edward Alcala what’s the joke lol

    • @EdwardAlcala
      @EdwardAlcala 3 роки тому +1

      Kerl God damn you lol

  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 2 роки тому +30

    Did she really say they cook the dough with sauce, then add cold toppings and uncooked cheese? Wtf

    • @buckfuddy5561
      @buckfuddy5561 2 роки тому +10

      Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that’s kinda gnarly

    • @rogerlosh3537
      @rogerlosh3537 2 роки тому

      It's called ohio valley style

  • @rc121crx
    @rc121crx 2 роки тому +1

    " I'm super! Thanks for asking! "

  • @claykemper7193
    @claykemper7193 3 роки тому +260

    Dave, you geared your brain to accept whatever they threw at ya. Like "carts" and 18 boxes of pizza with cold provolone for $60. You gave a 7.2 and made their TicToc employee very happy. Whadda guy!

    • @bongwaterbear
      @bongwaterbear 2 роки тому +6

      Whadda comment :)

    • @1cryogen
      @1cryogen Рік тому +5

      7.2 is a very strong Western PA score. He obviously liked something about the pizza. I'm confused.

    • @412pgh2
      @412pgh2 Рік тому +2

      @@1cryogen Its damn good pizza

    • @ronyeahright9536
      @ronyeahright9536 Рік тому +6

      what's nuttier than putting unmelted, shredded provolone on top of pizza? Dave giving it a 7.2. What's next? Dave reviewing an uncooked cheeseburger, without the bun? This is insanity.

  • @trevorlonergan324
    @trevorlonergan324 3 роки тому +49

    He never said “one bite, everybody knows the rules”. That’s my favorite part

  • @codycoldbrewski572
    @codycoldbrewski572 2 роки тому +30

    7.2 there’s a 0% chance that slice is over a 2.5

  • @donaldlippert6374
    @donaldlippert6374 Рік тому +2

    Love Beto’s! Was located on Banksville Road when i was a kid. Could barely see the pizza for the cheese! 🍕♥️

  • @SunnnyDay
    @SunnnyDay 4 роки тому +90

    The best part about Dave's reviews are the people, not the pizza. Great review !

  • @bradsly3386
    @bradsly3386 3 роки тому +72

    I love how she got so hyped even though he literally said he had no clue XD

  • @shayeasy
    @shayeasy 2 роки тому +2

    every time he calls it betso’s is funnier than the last

  • @Ughitshuber
    @Ughitshuber 2 роки тому

    “Heads up you’re dead 🤷🏼‍♂️” LMAOO 3:18

  • @broimpeccable4219
    @broimpeccable4219 3 роки тому +125

    “A lunchables on crack” A cold cheese pizza does sound a little odd, but if that’s your pitch, I’m in.

    • @shavonnestacia2865
      @shavonnestacia2865 3 роки тому +1

      It's an accurate description. Trust.

    • @philo2189
      @philo2189 3 роки тому +3

      Only the toppings is cold everything else is hot but this looked gross lol

    • @spoderrr
      @spoderrr 2 роки тому

      Omae wa mo Shindeiru cold cheese looks gross? lol

    • @codymays9943
      @codymays9943 2 роки тому

      I live in Pittsburgh and it’s not bad at all.

  • @9SecondStreetMustang
    @9SecondStreetMustang 4 роки тому +34

    As soon as I heard her say we put the cheese on at the end I said to myself he ain’t gonna like it!

    • @sav22rem22
      @sav22rem22 3 роки тому +2

      I see a 5.0 badge I’m immediately intrigued

  • @gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler
    @gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler 3 роки тому

    "Nah, no time" that guy walking away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CBlasek
    @CBlasek Рік тому +2

    Im so thankful for this - it brought us Jersey Jerry

  • @onedrink7770
    @onedrink7770 4 роки тому +50

    She’s not 18 everyone knows the rules

    • @TyyTheFlyGuy
      @TyyTheFlyGuy 3 роки тому +1

      She’s too young for Dave, she’s not 16 yet.

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 3 роки тому +2

      @@kind2311 you're going through a video from 6 months ago correcting people on "everyone/everybody". get a life lol

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому +1

      @@TRUE_GR1T so if it was a brand new video it'd be OK? Shits new to me, guy.

  • @phillicheesestake
    @phillicheesestake 3 роки тому +59

    Jesus christ it's like she's trying to break her own back as she stands there

    • @iandunn2998
      @iandunn2998 3 роки тому +4

      I appreciate this comment. lol

  • @spoopsmagoops1911
    @spoopsmagoops1911 9 місяців тому

    As soon as she saw the camera she started messing with her hair and flippin it 😂

  • @jonnymattis
    @jonnymattis Рік тому +1

    The fact they hired Jersey Jerry after this is even better

  • @rogerdodger4307
    @rogerdodger4307 4 роки тому +43

    Everybody knows El Prez is waiting till she's "legal".

  • @Smsrules1
    @Smsrules1 4 роки тому +58

    One "Betso's", everyone knows that Dave's mind is on his future gambling losses.

    • @ItzzTesta
      @ItzzTesta 3 роки тому

      Legit though barstools picks are so fucking garbage😂

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

  • @nodrama490
    @nodrama490 3 роки тому

    “ this place is buzzing zzzzzzzz”
    Just you Dave . Lol

  • @chadlovell5982
    @chadlovell5982 9 місяців тому +1

    Cracks me up he always holds the box. Surprised at his ability to do so.

  • @jeffreykiesnoski7984
    @jeffreykiesnoski7984 4 роки тому +12

    One bite “everyone know’s little Vincent’s lives in Dave’s head rent free forever” 😂😂 love you Dave!

  • @fallingleafmotion
    @fallingleafmotion 4 роки тому +25

    Dave wearing Kleinfeld's jogging suit from CARLITOS WAY

    • @michaelolin2219
      @michaelolin2219 4 роки тому +2

      He needs the hairdo and glasses

    • @brendanmcgann8633
      @brendanmcgann8633 3 роки тому

      Classic. Hopefully Tony Tagaliucci doesn’t try to whack him for stealing a cool million for snow.

  • @zstrode.8953
    @zstrode.8953 2 роки тому +3

    This is literally me in Adderall sometimes ! 😂

  • @jameelmohammed4995
    @jameelmohammed4995 Рік тому +1

    He keeps calling it Betso's dressed like a real goomba😂😂😂

  • @GoatchainOfficial
    @GoatchainOfficial 4 роки тому +5

    I like how you tell her you didn't see the tick tock she made, then proceeds to go back inside and make another tick tock claiming you saw it.

  • @rogersaunders231
    @rogersaunders231 2 роки тому +1

    LOVE the Little Vincent's reference!!! Huntington NY, my hometown!!!!!

  • @JoboMcFakeAF
    @JoboMcFakeAF 8 місяців тому +1

    I always go back to this one because it looks so good... the pizza not the suit😂😂

  • @jw2troublemaker106
    @jw2troublemaker106 4 роки тому +22

    She seems fun. I give her a 6.9

    • @michaelhorner4011
      @michaelhorner4011 4 роки тому +1

      With a 6 pack of shock top .....I could swing the score to a 6.9 also !

    • @actionjackson442
      @actionjackson442 4 роки тому +3

      @@KhubbaS one commenter doesn't get the pun, everybody knows the rules

    • @michaelhorner4011
      @michaelhorner4011 4 роки тому +1

      @@KhubbaS It takes more to get me drunk now...I'm older....more wise.....and a few lbs heavier :)

  • @1999bartender
    @1999bartender 3 роки тому +10

    "She's got my number". We all do, Dave.

  • @xomischley
    @xomischley Рік тому

    “heads up you’re dead” LOL

  • @Sassyglbeauty
    @Sassyglbeauty 4 місяці тому

    Hilarious - Dave tells her, “I didn’t see your Tik tok”…. She makes a tik tok, “Dave saw my tik tok and he’s out there right now” 🤣

  • @TheTrojanman83
    @TheTrojanman83 4 роки тому +30

    Dave wouldn’t know a tik tok from a Tic-Tac.

  • @njpatriot6068
    @njpatriot6068 3 роки тому +5

    Dave must be half Italian talking with his hands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VIKING33NY
    @VIKING33NY 5 місяців тому +1

    Dave Portnoy, you're a class act. What you do for Fallen Officer's families, you're one decent guy.

  • @RayRaeTV
    @RayRaeTV 2 роки тому +3

    2:42 idk what more depressing, the unmelted cheese or her awful dancing.

  • @Bobbnoxious
    @Bobbnoxious 4 роки тому +82

    One young fangirl can't into Dave's track pants, even with a bonus booty shake. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @MrSkarbek36
      @MrSkarbek36 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfaoooooooo

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 роки тому

      *everybody
      he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?

  • @suede2608
    @suede2608 4 роки тому +7

    Dressed like a full fledged Coke dealer. Dave on his coke swag everybody knows the rules.

  • @DrocoMac
    @DrocoMac Рік тому +1

    Ngl little Vincent’s is the most hyped pizza place fs😂

  • @hondafoxrider08
    @hondafoxrider08 11 місяців тому +1

    I expected a lot of comments about how Jersey Jerry is now a Barstool employee!

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 4 роки тому +5

    I like how she’s insistent that Dave saw her tick tock video then stopped by, even though Dave repeatedly said he did not.

  • @Jakealex57
    @Jakealex57 4 роки тому +51

    Aiellos and Mineos have a 60 year old rivalry and they are right next to each other in squirrel hill

    • @ohioryan3953
      @ohioryan3953 4 роки тому +9

      And Aiellos is better 100x

    • @kxkali5189
      @kxkali5189 4 роки тому +2

      Jake he went to Aiellos a friend of mine works there. Video should be coming out soon.

    • @ohioryan3953
      @ohioryan3953 4 роки тому

      KxKali the one is squirrel hill? Or the one Pete owns?

    • @ShooterStojakovic
      @ShooterStojakovic 4 роки тому

      Mineos sucks

    • @craigruston3110
      @craigruston3110 4 роки тому +1

      AIELLOS THE BEST IN PITTSBURGH

  • @brianlehman7624
    @brianlehman7624 2 роки тому +2

    this was my dads pizza place when he was a kid. We went here after a family reunion once. Wild

  • @fyoutube585
    @fyoutube585 2 роки тому

    Like a true tiktokker she cant help but lie at the end there lol

  • @AbcXyz-zn5ep
    @AbcXyz-zn5ep 4 роки тому +17

    One black suede tracksuit everybody knows he blames coke residue on sweat

  • @lancestein3692
    @lancestein3692 4 роки тому +19

    As a native Pittsburgher a 7.2 is pretty fair for Beto’s. It’s a unique take on pizza and I think it’s a solid taste. If you’re staying in Pittsburgh for a few days I recommend Mineo’s pizza in squirrel hills as well as Fiori’s in Dormont.

    • @donniedeligatti7314
      @donniedeligatti7314 3 роки тому

      You should try DiCarlo‘s pizza! It’s the original and they have been doing it for almost 100 years. This place is a joke. Look into it. Especially if you appreciate real Sicilian pizza

    • @guins99
      @guins99 2 роки тому +1

      Fioris is the king…

    • @bigfluppus5461
      @bigfluppus5461 Рік тому

      @@donniedeligatti7314 the diCarlos in wellsburg WV is the king

    • @laine3633
      @laine3633 Рік тому

      DiCarlo's is amazing. Also, it's a cut not a cart

    • @southparkmexican8838
      @southparkmexican8838 Рік тому

      I recommend leaving the city immediately

  • @wjlintz
    @wjlintz 2 роки тому +3

    Hey Tony Soprano, when you were talking to the chick that works in Beto's, that would've been the ideal time to ask why they call a slice a "cart".

    • @ITm4n
      @ITm4n 2 роки тому

      Tone would never rock a turtle neck

  • @jasonheiss9498
    @jasonheiss9498 2 роки тому

    I love the Jersey Jerry Foreshadowing in this

  • @andrejancina3690
    @andrejancina3690 4 роки тому +13

    One glass bottle necklace, everyone knows it's full of yeyo.

  • @phillipedwardness9591
    @phillipedwardness9591 4 роки тому +9

    6:53 No he didn’t. He literally said he didn’t.

  • @datguy7709
    @datguy7709 Рік тому +1

    3:03 love how jerry ended up working for barstool now

  • @miken8876
    @miken8876 2 роки тому

    “Dave saw my tictoc and he’s doing a review right outside”
    Dave: “ I haven’t watched it”

  • @rustychopps
    @rustychopps 4 роки тому +6

    Dave looks like Pauly Walnuts from the Sopranos!

  • @grsy764
    @grsy764 4 роки тому +32

    Pres definitely dogged that chick post pizza review.

    • @AntKardano
      @AntKardano 4 роки тому

      why do you think that, is he not gay?

    • @grsy764
      @grsy764 4 роки тому +5

      @@AntKardano He is probably bisexual in all honesty

    • @absoluteunit8628
      @absoluteunit8628 4 роки тому +4

      Those shorts split her cheeks when she turned around god bless the pizza industry.

    • @adamnir6791
      @adamnir6791 4 роки тому +7

      Absolute Unit I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to turn you in to the horny police, I feel there’s no other option.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 4 роки тому +1

      Dog is definitely the right word for that chick! Arf!

  • @MidnightNad
    @MidnightNad 11 місяців тому

    "Heads up, your dead" 😂😂😂

  • @Ask_lu
    @Ask_lu Рік тому +4

    She wears a mask so she can pull it down when talking to people 😂. It makes as much sense as “her” unmelted cheese pizza. 7.2 is an insult

  • @zachcampbell4726
    @zachcampbell4726 3 роки тому +5

    The way he recovered that piece of cheese at 5:15 was straight reptilian like