Ranking The Safety Of Nintendo Universes

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  • @totallyahuman4497
    @totallyahuman4497 Рік тому +630

    Reasons why I would survive longer than you in these games:
    1. I’m just that crazy
    2. I did 3 months of karate when I was 8 years old

    • @Accountthatexists
      @Accountthatexists Рік тому +22

      U can "definitely" one-two punch that guardian to oblivion, or when the gloom hands appear out of nowhere u can just kick them before they grab u
      Genuis

    • @Jellyfishlady
      @Jellyfishlady Рік тому +8

      @@Accountthatexists mhm, yes. genuis.

    • @Hambs23
      @Hambs23 Рік тому +10

      I did like 5 months of Judo when I was 10, so I can probably imobilize an E.M.M.I. in a reversal.

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Рік тому +10

      I played the piano fairly decently in the (combined) year that I had to play it in music class in 7th and 9th grade. I'd say I'd survive Hyrule. Just join a mediocre band and have Link be a deus ex machina all the time. Problem solved.

    • @Hambs23
      @Hambs23 Рік тому +6

      @@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Well, one of the first other musicians we meet in Zelda dies at first sight, so idk. If you find a legendary instrument you might get some easy cash tho, and probably turn into a quest NPC so Link can get your instrument.

  • @dolphinhispanic
    @dolphinhispanic Рік тому +713

    Let's remember that in the first pikmin game, the gieger counter was rapidly beeping, indicating that pnf-404 has an ungodly amount of radiation.

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 Рік тому +60

      I don't know much about the Pikmin lore beyond seeing some game play in passing, and to my understanding, you play as tiny alien humanoids exploring a planet that has a ton of very earthly objects out in garden like settings, that all look rather fresh still.
      Does this imply that the Planet is Earth but like...recently irradiated and abandoned?

    • @kawaiidere1023
      @kawaiidere1023 Рік тому +42

      @@lilpetz500 2 really important spoiler aspects. Pikmin 1 and 4 take place in alternate timelines, since Olimar has his first journey in both. Pikmin 2 and 3 also seem to take place after the first point in the series. I think Pikmin 4 is probably a much safer environment, possibly just left after humans got intergalactic space travel, since Oatchi is either from Earth or has Earth Dog Genetics, like Moss, despite being like 20 generations removed through Captain Shepard. I think it really does depend which version of PNF 404 someone would be on, since each one has different traces of humanity and different conditions

    • @marb1tzz
      @marb1tzz Рік тому +18

      @@kawaiidere1023also pikmin 4 is just weird timeline wise anyway bc despite it being olimar’s first crash landing he does appear to have history with louie as if pikmin 2 and 3 had somehow already happened

    • @SpicyCurryWurst519
      @SpicyCurryWurst519 Рік тому +16

      ⁠@@lilpetz500yes, because in North American Release of Pikmin 2, the first item the player obtains is a Duracell battery (branding and all).
      Other pikmin Games have you exploring abandoned homes while finding similar items, like Pasta Sauce cans, toys, etc.
      The characters all comment on what creatures they believe made such Items, clearly never having seen a human, or what remains of them.

    • @СССР-СоветскийСоюз-в6и
      @СССР-СоветскийСоюз-в6и Рік тому +1

      He was talking about pikmin 4

  • @florence.5088
    @florence.5088 Рік тому +642

    To be fair to BOTW and TOTK, it's mostly dangerous if you're trying to survive in the wild like Link. But if you live in a town like most NPCs, you won't have to worry about enemies, divine beasts or Ganon (assuming Link will take care of them).

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Рік тому +105

      kakariko and lurelin from botw are definitely the safest. most of the other villages have a lot of monsters/guardians around, and the major settlements have the divine beasts

    • @totallyahuman4497
      @totallyahuman4497 Рік тому +38

      @@endless_del in totk lurelin village ain’t that safe to live in lmao

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Рік тому +19

      @@totallyahuman4497 yeah thats why i specified botw

    • @ggholdengo
      @ggholdengo Рік тому +22

      @@endless_del Kakariko seemed a bit hard to live in since you aren't a sheikah and that meant you couldn't acquire residence. the only way you can make a living in that place is to live in the inn and sell stuff like other travelers to make a living. As far as my skills go, I would've gone bankrupt 20 times back to back before I even manage to TOUCH a hot footed frog.

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Рік тому +11

      @steem8749 i could be wrong, but i believe it's confirmed in creating a champion that some hylian survivors of the calamity went to kakariko for refuge, so not everyone there is sheikah. not many because they couldn't expand the village due to its geographical location, and most went to hateno. making a living there would be tough but if your goal is just surviving then it's relatively safe (until totk happens). i do think the best option is definitely lurelin though. and even that would be a-tier at best (again, until totk happens)

  • @SpaceLobster21
    @SpaceLobster21 Рік тому +43

    So uh... About pikmin...
    In the first game, it's sorta implied that humanity was wiped out due to nuclear warfare, and that there's still a lot of radiation in the area (explaining the weirdly mutated creatures)
    So uh, everything would seem fine for a while, but you'd probably start to notice some unfortunate side effects of living in the pikmin universe after some time
    Also Olimar might misinterpret you as an enemy and try to take you down with a pikmin army, so there's that

  • @Viktoria_Selene
    @Viktoria_Selene Рік тому +145

    I feel like if in Botw you went to a town, you'd be fairly safe, though your main concern would be how to get a house or something

    • @uralink3485
      @uralink3485 3 місяці тому

      You can always just rent a bed, maybe you can get paid by helping farmers or just go in a walk and collect apples and random stuff to sell animal crossing style

  • @ohhadivist
    @ohhadivist Рік тому +345

    I would not trust Kirby to keep me safe as I feel that he is a creature of whims and convenience rather than actual morality much of the time. Like I feel like one day we'd be sitting together hanging out and he would just eat me without a second thought for absolutely no reason.

    • @pimi310
      @pimi310 Рік тому +11

      Yes it would axorb myself😅

    • @JC_JN4
      @JC_JN4 Рік тому +16

      Just dont try to punch him in the face, then youll be fine
      Trust me i would know

    • @supersquirrels7
      @supersquirrels7 Рік тому +14

      I feel like I’m not cute enough to survive in the world of Kirby

    • @WyrmSanchezpetty
      @WyrmSanchezpetty Рік тому

      I’m going to destroy you KIRBY IS A CREATURE OF WHIMSICAL FUN AND JOY THAT IS THEIR PURPOSE AND LIFE!!! They live to eat sweets and FISH!!!! Im going to eat your goddamn gravestone

    • @darrenmacqueen9884
      @darrenmacqueen9884 Рік тому +18

      He did go on a rampage against Dedede, devouring countless innocent soldiers, just because he thought Dedede took his cake. He didn't. I'd stay as far away from Kirby as possible.

  • @ULuvsTink
    @ULuvsTink Рік тому +114

    PLEASE do more of this type of video. Your humor and quips really shine in this format

  • @HighOnCosyGaming
    @HighOnCosyGaming Рік тому +63

    Also, don't forget there's a ghost on ACNH!!! The place is positively haunted not forgetting to mention there's killer bees and spiders.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +15

      Yeah but the ghost freaks out and splits into multiple pieces if you try to address him

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 8 місяців тому +1

      @@BJGvideos me too

    • @fluffybunny3622
      @fluffybunny3622 6 місяців тому

      don’t forget the night clowns

  • @KirboYT
    @KirboYT Рік тому +41

    I think the funniest thing about the Kirby world is that it can kinda just be on the verge of destruction at any given moment, in Forgotten Land, the final boss tries to merge Planet Popstar (Kirby's home planet) with the forgotten land's dimension, you literally see the entire planet being pulled in at speeds planets shouldnt be moving at

  • @rainbowdash8003
    @rainbowdash8003 Рік тому +25

    It's safe to assume that Peachs Castle contains restrooms, kitchens, a dining hall, and plenty of other facilities we don't see in the games.
    It's established that the Mushroom Kingdom is at a modern level of technology and would have electricity and indoor plumbing. In some games Peach uses air travel; she probably has cars and carts to use at her castle.
    From Mario & Luigi Partners in Time we know her castle has a throne room, library, gardens, guest rooms, even a gift shop. Inside Story shows a conference room. Paper Mario visits the treasury.
    The classic Mario 64 lets you explore some fun secret passages. There's even a slide! We also see the gorgeous foyer, the courtyard, and the cool clock on floor three.
    Some of the painting worlds may be fun to visit if you're careful and avoid hostile wildlife. A swim in Jolly Roger Bay. A chiliy walk in Snowmans Land. Picnic on Tall, Tall Mountain.
    In the majority of Mario media, her castle adjoins Toadtown, so you would be nearby a small town for groceries and things to do.

    • @nathanroyallee
      @nathanroyallee Рік тому

      don’t forget her kitchen and bedroom in paper mario!

    • @acsound
      @acsound Рік тому +1

      Unless Bowser opts to be a fucknugget, things will be chill in the Mushroom Kingdom.

  • @beccacroce7380
    @beccacroce7380 Рік тому +36

    Galar may be an alternate version of Britain that seems perfectly livable.. You are still sharing that world with magical creatures that can electrocute, incinerate and steal the soul from you.

    • @MrSonicHedgehog
      @MrSonicHedgehog Рік тому

      I see it as an extension to areas around Hogwarts so sign me up

    • @Movedaccounttt
      @Movedaccounttt Рік тому +2

      As a uk resident that's just like it is normally

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 6 місяців тому

      To be fair, most of those pokemon are handled by competent trainers. As long as you dont go in the long grass or gyms you should be fine.

  • @Juliette-ez3gb
    @Juliette-ez3gb Рік тому +76

    This video has the exact opposite energy of those guys saying they could land a commercial plane despite their total lack of training. Like, a lot of self-awareness and realistic expectations. Love it.

  • @dungeontortoise2432
    @dungeontortoise2432 Рік тому +32

    I NEED a video on safety violations in Luigi’s Mansion games

    • @nickl2854
      @nickl2854 Рік тому +3

      I think you might like Polygon's Unraveled if you haven't watched them already

  • @cchloennicole
    @cchloennicole Рік тому +99

    I would somehow die in all of these worlds

    • @caprikosero
      @caprikosero Рік тому +26

      Well i mean in this world you will die as well, don't be so hard on yourself:D

    • @indigopines
      @indigopines Рік тому +9

      ​@@caprikoseroHow darkly optimistic!! 😄

    • @caprikosero
      @caprikosero Рік тому +7

      @@indigopines wdym? its just nature

  • @PenCatStudio
    @PenCatStudio Рік тому +28

    Super great video! I really enjoyed it. But uh, small correction thing about Pikmin, the entire world is actually incredibly radioactive at all times (according to Pikmin 1)

  • @Goldlucky13
    @Goldlucky13 Рік тому +7

    when i was a kid i really wanted to live in wind waker hyrule... i would totally just chill on the oasis island and not think of the horrifying zombies in the tunnels underneath the house (seriously, those things make my blood run cold. i wasn't expecting to be totally scared by that game after happily sailing around the world)

  • @lilpetz500
    @lilpetz500 Рік тому +28

    I was a budding ARMS fan until I loaned the game to a friend early in and they never gave it back, and homestly? Didn't think this video would be the thing to finally answer my lore questions.
    It wasn't what I expected, I thought it was like some wild mind control organisation and not...face masks as mobility aids? And also like, only Twintelle having some variant that leaves her arms intact but allows her to fight in the league?

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +4

      Go pester that friend again

    • @nebulawings
      @nebulawings Рік тому

      ​@@BJGvideosI support this decision

    • @TheDarkEnigma
      @TheDarkEnigma Рік тому

      make that friend return ARMS or throw HANDS. Its an underrated gem and the world of oingy boing woohoo people needs more love

  • @browncow5210
    @browncow5210 Рік тому +10

    I realized that if you shift the perspective from a bunch of goofy gods to regular humans, Kid Icarus Uprising might be Nintendo's darkest game. Starts off with your standard fare of war with the Underworld, complete with armies headed by dark lords led by a vindictive goddess. Then a world war breaks out. Then nature itself goes full genocide against humanity and starts dropping nukes everywhere. Then aliens show up and start ravaging the planet. Then as soon as the aliens leave, the one deity in humanity's favor decides she wants everyone dead too for no reason, and there's no one left to defend them for 3 years. You get a firsthand look at the passage of souls in the afterlife, and there's a torrent of dead there to rival the ending of Smash Ultimate. Oh, and your soul is going to either be eaten by Satan or crafted into a monster, so odds are you aren't getting an afterlife or reincarnation.

  • @ScribbleSpirit
    @ScribbleSpirit Рік тому +56

    Pokemon is more dangerous than you'd expect solely because of the biological facts of the creatures living *in* it. Walk within a few hundred metres of a sentient magma snail and you'd be literally roasted to death lol

    • @triggeredcheese5318
      @triggeredcheese5318 Рік тому +6

      The trainers are more dangerous due to the fact they have at most 6 of them, and are conditioned for Pokémon on Pokémon combat

    • @danielmalinen6337
      @danielmalinen6337 Рік тому +2

      Gengar is one of the most dangerous. It is a ghost that hunts people for food and lurks in corners and shadows waiting for its victims. You can't escape from Gengar and you're not safe even in your home, if Gengar catches you, the Pokedex tells you to give up because it's already too late. And every new generation game makes Gengar even more terrible.

    • @triggeredcheese5318
      @triggeredcheese5318 Рік тому +2

      @@danielmalinen6337 dugtrio would keep the gengar population in check

    • @MsMoonDragoon
      @MsMoonDragoon 11 місяців тому +2

      @@danielmalinen6337skill issue. sleep with a dusk ball by your bed.

  • @scoobydoo5934
    @scoobydoo5934 Рік тому +14

    I feel like Peach’s castle might be one of the most dangerous places to be in the Mushroom Kingdom considering Bowser attacks it like every other week 😭

    • @acsound
      @acsound Рік тому +1

      Unless there's a Kart race, a sports tourney (soccer, tennis, golf), or a LARP board game Party; at that point, Bowser just wants to race and/or play.

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 8 місяців тому

      @@acsound he's chill like that

  • @TomMooreT2S
    @TomMooreT2S Рік тому +20

    1. I’d see myself settling down in post-Twilight era Hyrule. (completely leaving FSA out of the equation because timeline debate…) An era of that specific timeline so far into the future (present day) that Hyrule is starting to know more about the world beyond the land; Mushroom Kingdom, DK Isles, etc. but still retains its medieval-like traditions and its ideals of morality. Any monster I might encounter, that’s what guns are for.
    2. I’d see myself having a vacation in the Mushroom Kingdom; taking in the Mario Kart series’ locations and completely ignoring the affairs between Mario and Bowser… Mario Golf: Super Rush had an interesting concept of bringing the Miis to settle down in Mario locations and coexisting “Bowser’s minions” and Toads… (too bad that was implemented into an underwhelming game…)
    3. Inkopolis and Splatsville; while I’d definitely take a vacation in Inkopolis, but would not rule out Splatsville; despite the latter being known as the “city of chaos,” it’s the polar opposite of what I was expecting, so it’s okay too (just don’t piss off Deep Cut; I love Deep Cut!)
    4. I wouldn’t mind going to any region of Pokémon, but the Kanto region is so nostalgic. I wouldn’t interact with wild Pokémon unless one wants to befriend me.
    5. Popstar is one I would just visit. I’d just pray to God that my visit there doesn’t turn into a disaster when an otherworldly force suddenly invades the planet out of nowhere and without warning.
    6. Smash HQ; just ignore everything you’ve seen in Subspace and WOL; all of that was just filmed because Smash wanted cinematics just for show; Smash has a massive headquarters and wide array of tourist attractions. I participate in Smash rounds casually and get along with my favorite fighters; Princess Zelda seeks me out to practice with her; I already earned her trust. We’re BFFs! She, Mewtwo, and I always have a get-together with other fighters! She even invites me to one of her retreats.

    • @Jaydeedub_
      @Jaydeedub_ Рік тому +6

      Just writing a fanfic at the end I see

    • @TheDarkEnigma
      @TheDarkEnigma Рік тому +1

      I wonder where sheik gets too then. Ive been there a few times to help with sponsors and whatnot, and even seen Zelda and mewtwo (must have kept missing you) but shiek always seems to dip out whenever zelda is there. maybe Sheik's shy😅 never lets me talk to em for long

  • @FullaEels
    @FullaEels Рік тому +6

    With metroid, you could probably survive as like, an office worker for the federation on one of the many planets they govern that are not shown, but in space? you're cooked.

  • @phyllojoe5346
    @phyllojoe5346 Рік тому +14

    Imagine the hell of the pikmin universe, leading a normal life but the wraith music plays and concrete rollers come to crush your toes and you are defenseless....

    • @theepikduck7716
      @theepikduck7716 Рік тому

      Not necessarily, There is SOME hope. Keyword, ‘SOME.’

  • @ShimmeringVapidCoal
    @ShimmeringVapidCoal Рік тому +11

    Metroid should be re-evaluated because he said at the beginning that he didn't have to be the main character, and he puts himself solely in the role of the main character when he looks at Dread.

    • @browncow5210
      @browncow5210 Рік тому +9

      Metroid's interesting here, since it's set over a broader galaxy. Your odds range from 'normal civilization' to 'Samus is running, so the planet is probably about to explode.' There's also the odd existential threats of things like Phazon or the X parasites that could wipe out all life if not dealt with.

    • @ShimmeringVapidCoal
      @ShimmeringVapidCoal Рік тому +2

      @@browncow5210 There's no human life in the planets Samus has visited in the games, as far as I can remember, so the latter is probably irrelevant.

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido Рік тому +2

      Samus puts herself through hell so the rest of the galaxy doesn’t have to. At the beginning of Super, Samus states that "the galaxy is at peace", so we should believe her that that is mostly the case, save for a few space pirate skirmishes, but hey, the galaxy is vast. And most of the significant threats that Samus encounters are ones that she nips in the bud for the sake of the galaxy. So I‘d say it’s pretty safe, A tier at least anyway, but potentially even S tier.

    • @ShimmeringVapidCoal
      @ShimmeringVapidCoal Рік тому +1

      @@Buphido I guess, but there's not really much information on what civilization is like, and how many planets are actually habitable. Even in times of peace there could be political contention or at least planets where you aren't welcome. But I agree, mostly safe.

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 Рік тому +2

    Laughed when you brought up "mauled to death by a lion with sunglasses" as a potential death in New Horizons when I started a New Leaf town for the first time in ages yesterday and got Mott as a starting villager.
    He *did* call me something that would be easily considered adjacent to a rather cutting insult upon our first interaction, though, so maybe you're onto something with his murderous intent

  • @lil.redrobin
    @lil.redrobin Рік тому +63

    Personally I’d live in Animal Crossings world- building, farming and constantly designing sounds so calming.
    Also I am ashamed to admit that I had no idea that song came from Donkey Kong, I always just associated it with the cat meme 😂 😭

    • @TheDarkEnigma
      @TheDarkEnigma Рік тому

      I dunno. The immense amount of debt Nookie boy gives out would make me wary, especially if he started adding things to my home then charging me without my request. If its an area where i can get transport to other towns or cities for work then i can try, but i would definitely try to avoid any Nook related services.

    • @cavatica11
      @cavatica11 Рік тому +1

      Interest free debt, tho with no timeline. You'll definitely catch me by the ocean in the meantime.

  • @XanderW7381
    @XanderW7381 Рік тому +3

    For xenoblade
    Xenoblade 1- unless you are in Colony 9 you are probably screwed and even then you have a decent chance of dying (C)
    Xenoblade 2- if you are in Fonset or argentum you’ll be fine but anywhere else would be at risk (B)
    Xenoblade 3- you will go to war and die anywhere, even if you survive countless battles you’ll die after 10 years (D)

  • @Donobodude
    @Donobodude Рік тому +5

    Splatoon 3 Hero Mode spoilers
    In the story mode of S3, the dude that used to run Grizzco tried to mammalize all of the people. If you were a human, this wouldn’t be an issue, but if you were an Inkling, you’d be pretty much dead. Also, in S2 Octo Expansion, a telephone attempted to destroy the world.

    • @poke4074
      @poke4074 9 місяців тому

      The Inklings wouldnt die to grizz, they would just become mammals

  • @DJ_Hyperfish
    @DJ_Hyperfish Рік тому +11

    We’re throwing hands for splatoon

  • @glowstickofdestiny1290
    @glowstickofdestiny1290 Рік тому +3

    I feel like F-Zero would be a very easy one to survive so long as you're just a spectator and don't join the mach speed super death races.
    Sure, there are a lot of dangerous criminals running around as well, but they're probably not even a threat most of the time because they're too preoccupied with the mach speed super death races.

  • @The_JLav
    @The_JLav Рік тому +3

    I'm having a pretty bad day today. But the line, "Now if you told me there was an entire country, full of Donkey Kongs, I wouldn't believe you." made me smile really wide.

  • @beanyinabeanie
    @beanyinabeanie Рік тому +22

    the most deadly nintendo world HAS to be the original mario cart. its just a racetrack, no food, no water

  • @DJ_Hyperfish
    @DJ_Hyperfish Рік тому +6

    Also they announce BEFORE the big run happens so, just stay home

  • @sollato0293
    @sollato0293 Рік тому +15

    So, I don’t wanna come off as an eletist, but for a tier list about the safety of the universes of Nitendo games, there’s only like half of Nintendo IPs represented.

    • @CookieTwoStep
      @CookieTwoStep Рік тому +2

      He’s probably do a part 2 or something

  • @evelynbeil900
    @evelynbeil900 Рік тому +1

    THAT SONG IS FROM DK CONTRY!!!! 15:07 I LOVE THIS SONG

  • @Jerry-ir8nd
    @Jerry-ir8nd Рік тому +8

    I've thought about this a bunch but for cartoon TV shows.. Top 2 equally would be bobs burgers and king of the hill lol if I had to live in a game I guess stardew valley would be nice. Good video!

  • @SGT.Sroom-ji1pb
    @SGT.Sroom-ji1pb 4 місяці тому

    Fun fact: in Pikmin 1, one of the items you collect is the geiger counter, which is a device used to measure radiation. When you collect it, the needle is pointing towards the middle. I don't know how to read a geiger counter, but that probably means you'll get like 5 or 10 years

  • @Mr_DPZ
    @Mr_DPZ Рік тому +3

    Here's the ultimate question... would you survive a Fire Emblem game? Considering how they all take place during wars and entire cities get burned down, that would be a difficult endeavor. No one appears to have WMDs, but there are evil magic users and creatures to worry about. If I'm living in Classic Mode, once the soldiers who defend my community die, they don't respawn like heroes in other games. Considering that many battles take place in residential areas, if I don't evacuate in time, I'm screwed. What if I sleep in that day? I'd have to hope the good guys get to my house mid-battle before the bad guys to rescue me.
    B tier because people do survive wars in real life with weapons that are far more deadly.

  • @mr.wheelchairperson8963
    @mr.wheelchairperson8963 Рік тому +1

    I would argue that Tarrey Town is the most safe place in Hyrule. It is secluded from all enemies in both games, and the main town has only two entrances. (One main entrance and the elevator.) so in that regard I would say Totk is A tier and BoTW is C.

  • @nathanskretkowicz4705
    @nathanskretkowicz4705 Рік тому +3

    5:16 Actually, looking up causes them to spawn more frequently.

  • @quantafreeze
    @quantafreeze Рік тому +10

    I would survive ACNH by wrapping 10 pieces of fruit and gifting to any carnivores on my island. Feed the bears so they aren't hungry 😅

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 Рік тому +1

      Befriend the bears, and have them bring you gifts/elect you as head of the village. It's a classic Woodland survival tip.

  • @DNP_10
    @DNP_10 Рік тому +5

    I can’t be the only one who noticed that Alrest, Aionios, and the Bionis/Mechonis of Xenoblade were left out.

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 Рік тому

      Xenoblade 1: stay in one of the settlements and pray it doesn't get attacked.
      Xenoblade 2 (Alrestian human): same as Xenoblade 1, but also don't be tempted with the prospect of becoming a driver; attempting to do so might just kill you right there.
      Xenoblade 2 (modern human): you might actually still be alive... as a zombie.
      Xenoblade 3 (City): Same as Xenoblade 1, but with the added complication of potential altitude and motion sickness.
      Xenoblade 3 (Keves or Agnes): You won't just die; you will have already died countless times and will die again countless more until the local god takes pity on you and offers you immortality, or you manage to survive for a while 10 years straight in which case you earn the privilege to die for real.

  • @kiwilemontea4622
    @kiwilemontea4622 Рік тому +2

    I'm in the same survival category as you in everything except Tears of the Kingdom.There are actually much safer places to be than Lookout Landing. I think I'd probably be pretty safe if I lived in Hateno. And once the game's storyline is over, the lore pretty strongly implies that all the monsters will cease to exist- either they would all despawn immediately, or they just won't be resurrected by the blood moon anymore, which means that Link and other experienced fighters would be able to wipe them out. Even if that didn't happen and the monsters were still out there, I could live in one of the main cities pretty safely. Ganon attacks only seem to have gaps of hundreds or thousands of years between them.

  • @JoonyTv
    @JoonyTv Рік тому

    id kinda compare the splatoon big run problem to real life tsunami warnings.
    like sure, sucks if you happen to be there right when it happens but also they always give us at least 1 week warning to evacuate the area in advance (via twitter announcements funny enough) so just keep yourself updated on where the catastrophe happens and avoid whatever 1 area per 3 months gets hit with the fish

  • @periodicgaming5159
    @periodicgaming5159 Рік тому +1

    “5 foot . . . 6 feet tall.” Dang! You’re 11 feet tall. You’re surviving in a lot of worlds then.

  • @wFresitaw
    @wFresitaw Рік тому

    I love this setup with the tier list in the back, very creative, good job!

  • @Fabstron
    @Fabstron Рік тому +7

    Yo why is the lovechild of Markiplier and John Wick telling me all this???

  • @raquelgarcia3253
    @raquelgarcia3253 9 місяців тому +1

    i don't know about totk, but in breath of the wild you do find npcs being attacked by bokoblins on the regular and they just... don't die. so I'd like to think that npcs in botw are just unkillable (they don't even take damage if you swing weapons at them, they just get startled! npcs are less likely to die than link)

  • @darrenmacqueen9884
    @darrenmacqueen9884 Рік тому +1

    Peach's castle is constantly being invaded by a giant fire breathing turtle and his turtle army. Plus there are deadly ghosts in the courtyard. I wouldn't put it at C, but I wouldn't make it an S either.
    Those grabby hands in TOTK are way scarier than the guardians and there's gloom everywhere... I think TOTK is more dangerous than BOTW.
    Each of my villagers in New Horizons has a job on the Happy Home Paradise Island. You could probably get a job in the restaurant or the cafe or something.

  • @F0Hero
    @F0Hero Рік тому +5

    I'd like to see him survive F-Zero, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Punch Out, Wii Sports, and Mario Kart.

    • @triggeredcheese5318
      @triggeredcheese5318 Рік тому

      You would die in ALL of these, except with sports, just don't get TOO good at boxing

  • @torishiro514
    @torishiro514 Рік тому +11

    ☝🤓 I think the splatoon world is a B+tier world to survive personally. And this has nothing to do with big run, but the issue of race in splatoon lore. (plz I am not that splatoon fan, your understanding of the splatoon lore is perfectly correct. It's just that I think most people including most splatoon fans don't realize that there is some kind of r*cism in splatoon world, but I'm super nerd so I want to talk about it + I know no one asked. )
    In fact, the big run is not the problem, because in the days before each big run is about to happen, every time you turn on the TV, the news and locations of the upcoming big run will be played, and more obviously, the sky will turn RED until The big run is over. I guess that's enough of a warning to not go to where the big run is about to happen. What worries me is the r*cism in splatoon...
    *SPOILER ALERT* If you are trying to understand the plot of splatoon yourself, please do not read the following information.
    Basically, the world of Splatoon is set in a future where all mammals (except 2 cats) have become extinct, leaving only evolved sea creatures. The two playable races, Octoling and Inkling, are the one who finally evolved into humanoid forms. A long time ago. There was a huge war (turf war) between these two races, and whoever lost had to live underground, and then in this war the Octoling lost and were forced to leave the surface. But why can the player choose Octoling and Inkling at the same time? This is because 1. Octoling has been away from the surface for too long. It's like unicorn to Ink, and everyone thinks it is impossible to exist on the surface. 2. Inkling is too innocent and pure. They only want to have fun, and they care more about enjoying the moment, trends and fashion. 3. “Would it be rude to bother someone just because they look a little different?”
    *End of spoiler warning*
    Because of this plot reason, I think that if I exist there as a human, there is a certain possibility of being felt left out. They probably won't treat me differently, and there is a high chance they will think I'm cool. And most not humanoid form have their own life in the splatoon world. But after all I'm still a mammal not a squid. I know this sounds a bit too serious and pessimistic, but if I need to really live there, I may feel too out of place to live anywhere near advanced town life. Survive? I guess. Happy? can not be so sure. So I do not think It will be better than ACNH world cause there are other human living there.
    After typing this much, I realized that I really wrote too much but decided to post it anyway. Maybe it's weird to have such a long comment, but I feel like it's a shame to write so much and not post it. I don't know what is driving me much as I write this, but I feel it is autism

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому

      Why are you censoring the word racism?

    • @torishiro514
      @torishiro514 Рік тому

      @@BJGvideos As far as I know, UA-cam itself has a problem of filtering comments. I don't know exactly how it works, but I did experience it when I replied to others but others didn't see it a couple of times. I guess it has something to do with the words you used so I censored any possible word :(

  • @poke4074
    @poke4074 9 місяців тому

    as a splatoon fan, I think you put it in a pretty good spot yeah, Unless the agents get the bad endings in the story mode, then everyone is dead

  • @reaganmonkey8
    @reaganmonkey8 Рік тому +3

    One other problem you didn't mention with surviving in Paper Mario is that fact that you would probably have to eat paper.

  • @kevingreenley1765
    @kevingreenley1765 Рік тому +1

    In the first mario game, the game guide said bowser turned several of the toads into bricks.

  • @raerae304
    @raerae304 Рік тому +10

    I love your ranking videos.

  • @slightcurve98
    @slightcurve98 Рік тому

    19:13 when you have played a lot of Metroid games you just get used to using rockets on most walls

  • @TRUONGY
    @TRUONGY Рік тому +10

    1:18 consistently safe as stuff is falling from the sky 😂

  • @theoneandonlyever
    @theoneandonlyever Рік тому

    everything you said about paper mario made sense to me until i realized: wouldn't all the food be paper too? i think you're toast
    great vid, you're very entertaining!

  • @avatarninjacat
    @avatarninjacat 9 місяців тому +1

    The "Context: Climate Change" info from UA-cam on this video is hilariously amazing.

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Рік тому

    2:14 oh, you're just being silly. Go to the pisscorner like the rest of us!

  • @reaganmonkey8
    @reaganmonkey8 Рік тому

    17:10 "I see no reason why I couldn't just step on the enemies." Expect for the spiky one you were showing. That would hurt, even it is like 6 inches in diameter, it would hurt. Maybe even badly.

  • @rockmega1209
    @rockmega1209 Рік тому +1

    I would love to live in Hyrule, I would change my name to something ending in "son" and go join up with either Hudson or Bolson, depending on whether it's BOTW or TOTK. But even if they don't accept me, just existing in Hateno would be amazing

  • @Hambs23
    @Hambs23 Рік тому +2

    I think size, special properties or rules matter a bit in some of those. Like, in Mario or Animal Crossing all would be fine and dandy since they're human-sized and feature overall very nicely guarded and liveable places.
    Kirby is kinda small, like, he's barely half the size of a traffic cone going by Forgotten Land's proportions. That would mean that a lot of the enemies that just headbutt or bump Kirby to death probably aren't a threat, but the armed ones, tank-sized ones, and the reality-shattering beings could be kind of a pain.
    Paper Mario, at least 1, TYD and Super (which are the ones I played and know more of), are supposedly Pop-up Books. I don't think you can interact with them aside from just opening and closing the book. Tho the real-life objects in Origami King do pose a question, "What if the whole world was now the Book?". Granted while the objects do imply that the citizens are still very small, likely not posing any threat whatsoever, I think either you'd die due to your weight drilling a bottomless hole into the carton ground/floor, or just starve and thirst to death since food and water are also paper. At least you wouldn't be missing toilet paper.
    Pretty much everyone in Pokemon is a trainer and has a few mons around, it's a cheap and handy lifestyle. The cities and villages are very safe for the most part, unless an evil group tries to stir up something. So I guess if you can find a job in your local town you can just live there with no worries. Traveling somewhere else with anything other than a train, ship, plane or flying mon would be extremely dangerous, however. Even if you strip away the horror inducing tidbits lurking on the Pokedex and just base your expectations on the various wild mons basic descriptions, you'd still be left with a vast array of super fast predators, poisonous beasts of every flavour, bulky and aggressive territorial monsters of every size, and of course, natural hazzard incarnates that can go nuts in the blink of an eye. I still think it's mostly safe, since for the most part the monsters tend to prioritize other monsters more often, so if you have a buddy out they can protect you, and they never seem to die from fights, only faint. Legends Arceus tho...

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 Рік тому

    I can survive Hyrule because there is a simple solution:
    Before multiverse hopping, bring a gun with an excessive amount of ammo and stay away from Ganondorf’s castle.

  • @Eligames2009
    @Eligames2009 Рік тому +2

    so if you're playing pikmin 4 in pikmin 4 and you go to the house in-game, would you see yourself?

  • @TheCoolChocolate_Official
    @TheCoolChocolate_Official Рік тому +2

    If you ate a poison mushroom in Mario, you would become 3 feet tall

  • @Bucketnetta
    @Bucketnetta Рік тому

    In splatoon big run is safe as long as you don’t go to the places where it is. And you’ll definitely know where it is since posters are put up, it’s said in the news and the only way you’re allowed to go there is if you go there to fight back

  • @Godzillaguy_129
    @Godzillaguy_129 Рік тому +5

    I honestly think I'd survive Hyrule. Not thrive. Just survive, I know all those game maps like the back of my hand and am familiar enough with how Hyrule works to avoid the most dangerous areas regardless of how Hyrule's geography shifts around. Plus I do HEMA fencing so Im capable of using a sword a little proficiency. This is a topic my ADHD brain keeps going back to whether or not I want it so I've been mentally planning what I would do in that situation for quite a long while lol 😂

  • @arthurwilliams4249
    @arthurwilliams4249 Рік тому +4

    Very good video! But super Mario would be like A tier, with all the ennemies attacking you and BOWSER wanting the world for himself
    😊

  • @supercamborg4218
    @supercamborg4218 Рік тому +1

    In Pokémon not only would you die, your soul could be consumed by some ghost Pokémon. F tier for safety.

  • @insectoid_creature
    @insectoid_creature Рік тому

    For pikmin, I believe there’s a reason all the creatures are so small, the biggest animal we’ve seen (that i know of) is like the size of a small cat, I doubt the conditions of earth would allow you to stay alive, not even mentioning the Geiger counter

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 Рік тому +5

    Okay… but Aionios from Xenoblade 3. Metroid can use some company in that tier.

    • @magicalleaf727
      @magicalleaf727 Рік тому +1

      Aionios is kinda paradoxical lol
      Xenoblade 3 spoilers below
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      Like yes you can easily get killed in the war but you would just get reincarnated through Origin so did you really truly “die”?

    • @totalradlad
      @totalradlad Рік тому

      With Aionios, you could probably be born in the City and potentially survive, or you could be born as a soldier and die many times

  • @sandrasepaniak3229
    @sandrasepaniak3229 Рік тому

    "If you've gotten to the end of this video you are probably lonely enough to learn Kirby lore." Modern solution: date a person who knows Kirby lore

  • @angietrif
    @angietrif Рік тому +2

    I’d love to hear about Xenoblade and fire emblem

  • @moozel
    @moozel Рік тому +8

    Loved this, a totally original ranking video!

  • @MagneticGlove
    @MagneticGlove Рік тому +2

    In Pokémon this is the chance of survival per game: 99% Kanto and 99% Johto (unless you are a grown man). 75% Hoenn. 66% Sinnoh. 50% Unova. 40% Kalos. 80% Alola. 70% Galar. 90% Paldea. 60% Kitakami.

    • @Halomeowmeow788
      @Halomeowmeow788 Місяць тому

      legends arceus (hisui region) would probably be hell to survive in though

  • @DanielLCarrier
    @DanielLCarrier Рік тому +1

    I think I'd survive in the metroid universe, as long as I never share a planet with Samus. There's civilians in that universe. It's not like everyone needs power armor. As long as you don't have to fight space pirates or the wild animals on some death world or Samus blowing up the planet, it's fine.

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 Рік тому

    12:48 The delivery of this line sent me

  • @DKdrop
    @DKdrop Рік тому +2

    Every game is an F tier. You will die, for death comes for us all.

  • @danielmalinen6337
    @danielmalinen6337 Рік тому

    Living in the Pokemon world would be quite dangerous. Gengar is a ghost that has evolved to hunt people and you are not safe anywhere and everything evaporates near Slugma and Macargo. The world's animals, Pokemon, have elemental powers anyway, like the squirrel (Pikachu) shoots electric shocks of thousands of volts while some are able to influence the local weather. In addition, there are many people (such as the corporation and evil teams) who want to ruthlessly use the abilities and powers of Pokemon, for example, in Hoenn, Team Aqua wants to sink the whole world. And the culture of the Pokemon world has developed entirely around dog and cockfighting, for example in Galar this has developed into a sport that is contested in arenas, while elsewhere there are gyms.

  • @smashfanx7560
    @smashfanx7560 Рік тому +1

    the mario verse is safe, but i wouldnt say becouse of the castle n stuff, its mostly due to the high chances of surviving bowser.
    like the guy rampages many kingdoms and captures civilians left n right, yet coins, powerups n' toad houses seem to be common round there so that evens it out a tad bit.

  • @Su_tarman6-Bio
    @Su_tarman6-Bio Рік тому +1

    I'd die in half of them.

  • @n3onag3nt
    @n3onag3nt Рік тому +1

    The fact my good friend chuu is in this video as cat! In splatoon makes it funny (no I’m not putting on deodorant 👿)

  • @g00bleck
    @g00bleck Рік тому +1

    In the best way possible, you look like a 26 year old Keanu Reeves

  • @mr.wheelchairperson8963
    @mr.wheelchairperson8963 Рік тому

    Also I think you could move to an ACNH island move in ready. Heck the villagers (post prologue) do! As for income, I suppose you could be a gardener. It wouldn’t net much but it’s an option.

  • @bug-box
    @bug-box Рік тому +5

    Loved the vid, would be great to see more like it! Happy new year gamers

  • @mr.wheelchairperson8963
    @mr.wheelchairperson8963 Рік тому

    Imagine how fun it would be to live in the Luigi Mansion 3 hotel post-game after reconstruction. THAT would be a safe space (I would think.)

  • @StarlightNkyra
    @StarlightNkyra Рік тому +2

    Thanks, this will help me in my travels!

  • @MaxH0ward
    @MaxH0ward Рік тому +16

    Woah youre 6 feet tall? Thats really impressive you could totally beat ganondorf

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 Рік тому +2

      I mean, Ganondorf also has a sword and a 40% damage kick, but like. This 6 foot man could (and should) also be given a sword.

    • @pinkdarkman
      @pinkdarkman Рік тому

      Ability to beat Ganondorf is actually inversely proportional to height. That is why Link is always either a short king or child.
      Edit: oh my god I just realized the games where Link is a child are probably times when he was going to grow up to be tall so he had to beat Ganondorf while he was still a short child cuz once he grew to his adult tall height he could never defeat him. Wow. New headcanon unlocked.

    • @Jaydeedub_
      @Jaydeedub_ Рік тому

      ⁠@@pinkdarkmanWas the fierce deity link not tall??? (Just realized he fights the mask thing idk the lore good)

  • @cherrylaqueen2340
    @cherrylaqueen2340 Рік тому

    On that comment about Splatoon lore I have two things to say.
    1 : You almost got it fully right, what happenned is that a world war broke out, all humans died but not all of them at once. Most of them died from the flood that happenned because of a nuke that melted the north pole but a few of them survived for like, a year or something. The group that survived tempered with weird science and accelerated evolution happened to all of the sea wildlife.
    2 : I'd be willing to bet you need deodorant more than Splatoon lore lovers do. Take back your insult and I'll do as well, thank you and goodbye.

  • @scarletnishimoto7916
    @scarletnishimoto7916 Рік тому +1

    I'm allergic to mushrooms. I could never live in the mushroom kingdom!

  • @jasonrandom372
    @jasonrandom372 Рік тому

    2:23 Everybody probably does their business in the boswer port in the basement or the bowser port all the way on the top floor.

  • @MixingMagic09
    @MixingMagic09 9 місяців тому

    I laughed so hard at the tomodachi life section

  • @moodyteeem
    @moodyteeem Рік тому

    tbf for the pikmin world, if tiny creatures have been really mutated until they are what we see ingame, there's nothing going against the idea that there might be huge ass creatures like the ones we see ingame

  • @angeldude101
    @angeldude101 Рік тому

    Xenoblade 1 and 2: you might be able to live _relatively_ peacefully in one of the settlements, but _do not leave them._
    Xenoblade 3: You will die. Immediately.
    And then you will die _again._
    And _again..._
    And...
    Alternatively if you're a current day human, there's a very slight chance you might be alive in Xenoblade 2 as a zombie.

  • @maryswonders
    @maryswonders Рік тому

    I cant believe that all the tiktoks ive seen of nostalgic childhood stuff is just donkey kong swimming music

  • @arielle5752
    @arielle5752 Рік тому

    Not a topic i think I'd ever hope to think of, but damn I'm really glad i found it, this was so fun!

  • @linav6260
    @linav6260 Рік тому

    In Breath of the Wild, you could live in one of the villages and be completely safe there.

  • @mr.wheelchairperson8963
    @mr.wheelchairperson8963 Рік тому

    Wait but the Waddle Dee common folk don’t have to interact with the eldritch horrors that Kirby does. Right?!!! They just look up into the sky like “oh look over there. Wonder what’s goin’ on?” So it should be safe rIgHt?!

  • @marblecakesp9307
    @marblecakesp9307 Рік тому

    With splatoon, other than big run, I don’t know if ima survive a massive roller just completely steamrolling over me.