@@skorlupa435 Pretty sure the oldest enemies for Eastern Europe would be given to the steppe hordes by far, going as far back as the mongols, maybe even before, not sure.
@english paka I'm not sure if it was Soviet anthem before alteration or I just had a massive brain fart as I was writing that (which might have been the case since I was laughing like crazy). Either way you are absolutely correct.
Poland cant go pure cav outside age of discovery. And Russian inf would be smashed to pieces since cav is stronger than inf and Commonwealth military ideas are space marine tier.
When you start as a tengri horde and conquer all the way to eventually turn into a tengri horde poland for the cavalry ideas, that's not just playing Poland anymore, that's just plain silly, doing it for the memes.
Since your starting tag wasn't Poland, in ironman mode you wouldn't get quite a few of the achievements, not to mention that playing as a released nation immediately kills most common achievements. The country you play as in that gameplay session is considered the first country tag you join the game with. Any further changes and reforms and whatever comes next is just for eccentricity sake only.
:) gl beating barbarosa cuz u will never do even with all luck in the. World and best part is he doesn't fall to the nomadic faint retreat hah hahahaha seems Europe till late 18s didn't know what was that :)))
The only time I can remember of Poland and Russia not having contempt for one another (and by that, I mean when they were allies) is The Holy League and that one time when they both fought with Sweden (during the rule of Peter the Great)
right before the dimitriads - series of private pillage campaigns of polish nobles- there was quite a serious talk of muscovy joining PLC. But Poland was really poor when it comes to dealing with szlachta and keeping them on a leash. Not with the proper russian tho, you're right. ever since russia was formed (and actually it was formed due to polish pillages, since before that russian ppl were divided) the relations were dire
I think that Poland and Russia could work very well but... Poland made big mistake. When Poland conquered Moscow(1610)... nobility of Russia agreed to rule of Władysław(prince of Poland). but our king (Sigismund) decided to seize the Russian throne for himself. It would be fun if Władysław would become tsar and later also king of commonwealth. This could be great country. Polish-Russian-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
1:00 Poland and Russia are like two brothers that live togather in one room that have a lot of arguments on... everything, especially who loves Ukraine more. And those two brothers sometimes need each other but they didn't figure out how to cooperate for literally a 1000 years. True story.
@@INecr0 yep, he was. As i said, Poland was on a conquering spree. But something went wrong, so wrong that after his three-year ruling the Kremlin, Poland lost the stability and finally became a part of the Russian Empire...
@@shigidaropupaypups5236 What went wrong? Great location of PLC - as the heart of Europe (at the intersection of the most important trade routes), economic position in Europe (PLC was called "the granary of Europe"), environment of land-hungry powers, one absurd law ("Liberum veto"), one stupid political system ("Nobles' Democracy"), few dumb kings, some foreign policy mistakes that have led it to many conflicts... No wonder that neighboring monarchies were doing everything to conquer this weakened country and possess such possibilities.
the actor is actually Serbian so him saying that was on Serbian... I hear people say that in very very very bad times... like near death... i only said it like that once... not the only way to say that but one of many :D
Humgary is oghur turkishs' country ??? But someone(christian europe) was. Asimilized hun turkish and they became a christian defender??? Someone is forgetting everything
@Slayer of the Dysgenics You want a war against Europe?Be careful not to angry France,Germany,Italy,Spain or Britain because we all know how that goes...
@Slayer of the Dysgenics First of all those countries are not divided especially in case of a war.Also I'm pretty sure U.S.A would help Europe.By the way check out Britain's and France's military ranking.They are number 2 and 3...
Ottoman's were the big scary monster to Europe for most of the high medieval ages into the early modern era. It was only after several hundred years of Janissary decadence they were forced out of Europe and weakened nearly beyond repair. Europe never really beat the Ottoman's. They beat themselves.
Mamluks never win against The OTTOMANAMPIRE Persia was in this time in controll of other turkic nation 🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿 So pleace learn and than write in the comments 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
An old saying my friend told me came from an age-weathered Pole: "We kill Russians out of duty, and Germans out of pleasure." I have never found such an appropriate summary of Poland.
in my Spain game the only one alive out of these is Austria, novgorod could form russia but its unlikely. I havent touched eastern europe and I am dead serious, They have three provinces each except austria who has taken out venice Also mamulks took Ottoman land so they are alive just hadnt gotten to that point in the video yet
@@TalesStahl Yeah, and Denmark is so arse that you either gotta gank the scots or the teutons before poland, otherwise you will spend around 200 years dealing with Sweden and its attitude problems.
It's funny that since emperor dlc every time I try to form Prussia and the accident in HRE launch my game crash... So strong that Prussia CRASH THE GAME.
It was an alliance of some central and east European christian countries, to oppose the Ottoman Empire (and France :P ), who were attacking Europe. Which ended with victory for Holy League. The biggest members were the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, the Holy Roman Empire, the Papal States and the Tsardom of Russia.
Man I love Prussians and Ottomans. Sadly both gone, one was pulverized by World War I, other by Attaturk who looked so good, Turks worship him despite all of the glorious Ottoman history. Thats why I love this video back to the good old days.
It doesn't matter if you're slovenian, croatian, bosnian or herzegovinan, chernogorec, kosovo, albanian, serbian, bulgarian or macedonian (western bulgarians) because there is one thing we all agree on and that is that Turkey (Ottoman empire) has the big gay.
![[EU4] Religious War - Revange of Ottomans](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TLMMY6egf1Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![[EU4] Religious War - Revange of Ottomans](/img/tr.png)
![[EU4] How to Treat the Coalition](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rwxt1v1rvAA/mqdefault.jpg)
"I'm gonna annex you whole and change your culture to Polish" You sir, just figured out the greatest insult for any russian XD
Not quite. The greatest insult would be changing their culture to Ukranian.
@@furioussherman7265 no. Poland is our oldest enemy(sorry , my english sucks dick)
@@skorlupa435 Oldest enemy of Russia was Golden Horde propably.
Poland i always Russian enemy. We will never reconcile. We will always fuck up
@@skorlupa435 Pretty sure the oldest enemies for Eastern Europe would be given to the steppe hordes by far, going as far back as the mongols, maybe even before, not sure.
"I am gonna annex you fully and change your culture to Polish" XD
Emre Nuriyev Best insult you can give
Emre Nuriyev oof
Wolfe p but then its gonna get partitioned in 2795.... and then get revived in 2807... then partitioned again, then re-revived again in 2919
Commonwealth is the lithuanians and polishs, you dumb...
Fire Castle GT yeah but he was Russia
1:00
Russia is like: c'mon guys communism hasn't even been invented yet can you stop with the Soviet memes
Nah sorry man
whats the song?
Red alert 3 soviet march
@@ZlewikkTV Funny part is it isn't Russian, it was composed by an Englishman.
@@ErikaWeiss633 it would be better if he used russian music cause it sound nice
Playing multiplayer
“Only best buddies dismantle the HRE together”
Straight fucking A, polak Weiner dwa bratanki
Damn autocorrect
*wegier
I nickered for like half a minute when Poland put the Soviet anthem on apologising for False Dmitriy. Great job, dude.
@english paka I'm not sure if it was Soviet anthem before alteration or I just had a massive brain fart as I was writing that (which might have been the case since I was laughing like crazy). Either way you are absolutely correct.
It's actually Soviet march from Red Alert 3
@@tomsowplays8035 through normal YT walk, it led me up to Napolean Wars and Duchy of Warsaw on wiki 1 hour later :v
please, call it commonwalth, it wasn't only Poland
@@zosia_4191 it was basically Poland.
True. Too little 357k Russian pure infantry vs. 248k Polish pure cavalry though.
Poland cant go pure cav outside age of discovery. And Russian inf would be smashed to pieces since cav is stronger than inf and Commonwealth military ideas are space marine tier.
When you start as a tengri horde and conquer all the way to eventually turn into a tengri horde poland for the cavalry ideas, that's not just playing Poland anymore, that's just plain silly, doing it for the memes.
Im aware you can do this trick however notice how I said "Poland cant go pure cav", not "random horde that shifted to Poland cant".
Well the game rules says that when you play as released nation of Poland you're playing as Poland guys
Since your starting tag wasn't Poland, in ironman mode you wouldn't get quite a few of the achievements, not to mention that playing as a released nation immediately kills most common achievements. The country you play as in that gameplay session is considered the first country tag you join the game with. Any further changes and reforms and whatever comes next is just for eccentricity sake only.
So well done. If only every one was willing to fight ottoman together like this in game
:) gl beating barbarosa cuz u will never do even with all luck in the. World and best part is he doesn't fall to the nomadic faint retreat hah hahahaha seems Europe till late 18s didn't know what was that :)))
Polish did it in real. İn return they got backstabbed and became puppets of Russians and Germans later on
@@potatodragon123 wtf is wrong with you?
@@potatodragon123 huh?
Traitor
Ottoman vs ALL MAP
kanka kusura bakma ama o kadarda güçlü değildi
Kanka manyakmısın oyunu bilene god ottoman
1552 Hungary stopped you alone. When our countrys economy went bad, you just won then
κrιsτοφ Szécsi leeeel defenders were hungarian czech and german bro we beat ur ass so hard we had ur land until 1700’s
κrιsτοφ Szécsi hahahahah contunie to cry hahahaha
Best 5 mins of my life*
Such a miserable life
Get a life man
As a Historybuff with extensive knowledge of Eastern Europe.
With 100% certainty, I can confirm that this is accurate.
K-E-B-A-B-TIFUL...
No this was Blyatiful
@@tomq9568 nope
@@oceanman6418 ur fking spanish how you can call someone cancer?
@@alexxiii6380 insulting nations doesnt Makes you cool or clever
@@alexxiii6380 ur fking brainless
-can I have one of those Fekete sereg?
-no
-I'm just gonna use this winged hussar!
Top 10 Anime Ships
Poland x Russia
Actually Poland and Russia really do like each other...
Said nobody ever.
welp... there was a time just before dimitriades ;p and had pretty nice relations with novogrod
The only time I can remember of Poland and Russia not having contempt for one another (and by that, I mean when they were allies) is The Holy League and that one time when they both fought with Sweden (during the rule of Peter the Great)
right before the dimitriads - series of private pillage campaigns of polish nobles- there was quite a serious talk of muscovy joining PLC. But Poland was really poor when it comes to dealing with szlachta and keeping them on a leash.
Not with the proper russian tho, you're right. ever since russia was formed (and actually it was formed due to polish pillages, since before that russian ppl were divided) the relations were dire
I think that Poland and Russia could work very well but... Poland made big mistake.
When Poland conquered Moscow(1610)... nobility of Russia agreed to rule of Władysław(prince of Poland).
but our king (Sigismund) decided to seize the Russian throne for himself.
It would be fun if Władysław would become tsar and later also king of commonwealth. This could be great country. Polish-Russian-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
"Boże mój" 😂😂
Gorn12 Still can't understand why not in Cyrillic.
Coz I dont speak Russian :v
"Boże mój" = ''OMG''
Boże mój is in Polish, means OMG. Polish and Russian are very familiar.
Боже мой, они написали это на польском транслитом
p.s теперь этот чат принадлежит матушке россии
1:00 Poland and Russia are like two brothers that live togather in one room that have a lot of arguments on... everything, especially who loves Ukraine more. And those two brothers sometimes need each other but they didn't figure out how to cooperate for literally a 1000 years. True story.
Once Poland had a good chances to become what Russia now is. And there is no second try in history...
@@shigidaropupaypups5236 Dude... Władysław IV Waza was king of Poland, grand duke of Lithuania, king of Sweden and tsar of Russia.
@@INecr0 yep, he was. As i said, Poland was on a conquering spree. But something went wrong, so wrong that after his three-year ruling the Kremlin, Poland lost the stability and finally became a part of the Russian Empire...
@@INecr0 and what about Sweden? Vladislav had never visit it, and never really ruled it))
@@shigidaropupaypups5236 What went wrong? Great location of PLC - as the heart of Europe (at the intersection of the most important trade routes), economic position in Europe (PLC was called "the granary of Europe"), environment of land-hungry powers, one absurd law ("Liberum veto"), one stupid political system ("Nobles' Democracy"), few dumb kings, some foreign policy mistakes that have led it to many conflicts... No wonder that neighboring monarchies were doing everything to conquer this weakened country and possess such possibilities.
When russia said,, boże mój" i felt that
Russians don't usually say that. more often you hear "oh hospodi" (oh my god)
the actor is actually Serbian so him saying that was on Serbian... I hear people say that in very very very bad times... like near death... i only said it like that once... not the only way to say that but one of many :D
@@CrimsonRed gospod means "lord" actually
As a Turk, I have to confess, yes we have some "butthurts" from history but not like this.
Hehehe cyka blyat!
@@tedodor1 siktir!
Boş yapma
Ho god, the attention to the details
Commonwealth:Lets help austria
Actually dismantles HRE like a boss
"1612, hungaria stops teutons before they become prussia"
BRANDENBURG?!
SOMEONE IS FORGETTING SOMETHING
OH GOD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Humgary is oghur turkishs' country ??? But someone(christian europe) was. Asimilized hun turkish and they became a christian defender??? Someone is forgetting everything
@@turplexx233 good joke, we arent turkish, we are hungarian. And ofc we arent huns...
@@DarkGandar okay HUNgary. Thats why your named like that. However, the amount of Hungarians that can trace anything to the huns is very low.
@@EnderMan314-USA We are magyars not hungarians. That name is inventid by the western countries.
@@tamasszily8235 Sure blame Western countries for the name your people acknowledge yourself as. Point is, it was almost always the kingdom of Hungary.
EU4: the game where Hungary is the strongest
Crusader Kings: am I a joke to you?
Nice profile pic Magyar. 😉
Cringe
Cringe
@@6153_ it is the truth, dont be mad : P
Giren yine bize girdi, kahretsin.
Juggernaut en taşşaklı karakterlerdendir X-Men evreninde gayet iyi seçilmiş. Memlük, İran, Rusya üçü girince bi zahmet tecavüz etsinler.
Cihan Genç işin kötü yanı Rusya nın sokması tarihsel açıdan da biraz gerçekçi olmuş
harbiden o 16. yy-20. yy rus-osmanlı savaşları nasıl rezil şeyler ya :/ en azından yıkılma dönemindeydik diyip işin işinden çıkabiliyosun :3
@@BADOLODON oyunda 3ü aynı anda gelsin Osmanlı her türlü siker beyler.Pardon 3ü bir arada dedim.Belki rusya ayakta kalmıştır
@@fangyuan1796 hep sarıkamış
Polak węgier dwa bratanki i do szabli i do greetings from brother hungary!
I Love Hungary from Poland
A long live to our friendship!!!
I love Poland I'm from Hungary
Lengyel Magyar két jó barát együtt harcol s issza borát.🇵🇱👉❤👈🇭🇺
I think it would have made sense for it to be Austria asking the PLC for help after Hungary is dead, and Bohemia is under threat
You can't stop him, he is ottoman. :)
4:35
kerem ozdemir been dead since the 1920s
Just wrotten subtitle on the screeen :D (since 1919)
@@germanyballwork4834 we are living since 1299. Thats enought. When 1299, your country isnt born yet
@@germanyballwork4834 not just 1299. Turk history is since BC 1000
This is truly the masterpiece of eu4 memes
1:50 AH yes Moldavia being an Homie
Reality = coomonwealth annexed all of moldovia
If the composer of the Red Alert 3 Soviet march got paid a quarter per use on UA-cam he'd make Jeff Bezos look like a hot dog stand owner.
10/10 would watch that entire movie.
Everyone against USA: ''lel eazy win''
Everyone against Kebab:
*OH SHIT GOD SAVE US WE'RE GETTING KEBABED!*
@Slayer of the Dysgenics You want a war against Europe?Be careful not to angry France,Germany,Italy,Spain or Britain because we all know how that goes...
@Slayer of the Dysgenics First of all those countries are not divided especially in case of a war.Also I'm pretty sure U.S.A would help Europe.By the way check out Britain's and France's military ranking.They are number 2 and 3...
@Alrayzk Your empire still fell due to Britain's and France's attacks...
@@mariosmatzoros3553 Spain...
Russia: *had 12 wars against Ottomans since 15th century*
Also Russia: *lost just 2 wars* (including WW1)
This has both reminded me how good Deadpool 2 is, and made me want to play eastern Europe
That’s gold, take my like comrade
Imagine the Teutons actually surviving 10 years
They do now.
K-E-B-A-B but it's V-O-D-K-A
4:28 I'm gonna annex you fully and change your culture to Polish 😂lol it was strange
Why are always the ottomans fighting multiple enemies lol
Because the ottomans can take on multiple enemies.
Cuz ottoman was really strong and face multiple enemy , if the fight was solo the ottoman will win
Because historically it took basically a huge coalition of europeans to keep the ottomans from conquering europe lmao
Ottoman's were the big scary monster to Europe for most of the high medieval ages into the early modern era. It was only after several hundred years of Janissary decadence they were forced out of Europe and weakened nearly beyond repair. Europe never really beat the Ottoman's. They beat themselves.
@@cantdebunkthetruth true my dude.
The fact that Colosus is Russian here makes it more funny
4:47 RIP Zlewikk's profile lol.
Chateu de cyka had me in tears, thanks Zlewikk.
If this was like my most recent commonwealth game RUSSIA ALLIES WITH THE OTTOMANS
As a korean, background's korean sub make me to cant focus on eng sub lol
same
Sorry guys :(
Admit XD
Same XDDD
Rīga at the beginning was hilarious
In my timeline: Ottoman Empire getting thicker every year, so as my British empire
In a game I played as Spain to have some fun, I had to ally with the commonwealth against the RUSSIAN-OTTOMAN alliance. Not a piece of cake, ngl.
Gg. Did you restart or barely continued
Русско-османский союз? Звучит как 100% поражение
1:24 Nice joke with Switzerlake :)
you know what I realized just now. Deadpool has killed so many people while trying to stop the boy from killing someone.
4:35 Turkey 2020 :(
wtf ?
ottomans biggest fears
1.Viena
2.Mother Russia
Russia's biggest fear:
Finland.
and afghanistan :D
Soo... Byzantium is Professor X?
No
@B. B. Old, crippled, but clever.
B. BoB. 1:25
Austria: the head master of the European orphanage that is the HRE
And just like Deadpool, Poland refuses to die.
2:56
That excalated quickly
It was really funny but we are actually the best friends with the poles! (Im hungarian)
I like how Otomania got his ass literally beaten up
Ottomans: well this is like equal but i think im winning
Mamluks and Persia : Think again
Mamluks never win against The OTTOMANAMPIRE
Persia was in this time in controll of other turkic nation 🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿
So pleace learn and than write in the comments
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
@@phonkgermania4037 ne diyorsun oğlum sen ? video hakkında yorum yaptım
@@sexhaver2741 shot up my friend
yse 0815 tam malsın he
@@sexhaver2741 you are an maniyak
An old saying my friend told me came from an age-weathered Pole: "We kill Russians out of duty, and Germans out of pleasure."
I have never found such an appropriate summary of Poland.
I like the idea that Poland is the guy that can't be killed xd
Poland declares my Austria as rival mid-game, switches to protestant league, and attacks me with the ottomans....
I’ve never seen AI form Prussia, maybe once but even then it was the minimum effort by Brandenburg to do so
ive seen it form exactly once then die instantly
so good, thoroughly enjoyed that
in my Spain game the only one alive out of these is Austria, novgorod could form russia but its unlikely.
I havent touched eastern europe and I am dead serious, They have three provinces each except austria who has taken out venice
Also mamulks took Ottoman land so they are alive just hadnt gotten to that point in the video yet
What have i done with watching this
marvelous.
Should have been brandenburg not the teutonic order, obly bad pepople form prussia as the teutonic order.
It wouldn't match to the story. The boy has to be Polish vassal
its kinda hard to form Prussia as Teutons because normally at the beginning both Poland and the dans think that teutons are free real estate
@@TalesStahl Yeah, and Denmark is so arse that you either gotta gank the scots or the teutons before poland, otherwise you will spend around 200 years dealing with Sweden and its attitude problems.
Zlewikk TV then Danzig
+ Yannik i played without DLCs pretty much every time poland and Denmark invaded me from the start. With DLCs this game is much easier and more fun
“Its time to fight dirty” XD
It's funny that since emperor dlc every time I try to form Prussia and the accident in HRE launch my game crash... So strong that Prussia CRASH THE GAME.
Ottomans:"Lets fuck some shit up, is my legal middle name!" 15/10 XD
Jajajaja nisiquiera hablo inglés y me estoy cagando de la risa XD
4:22 rise of Persian for a little help
Wait Sweden wasn't part of Holy League, was they?
They weren't
What the fuck was the holy league?
It was an alliance of some central and east European christian countries, to oppose the Ottoman Empire (and France :P ), who were attacking Europe. Which ended with victory for Holy League.
The biggest members were the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, the Holy Roman Empire, the Papal States and the Tsardom of Russia.
Ohh, thank you
YOU CANT STOP HIM HE IS THE OTTOMAN (music)
what song is that actually
4:26 the best part😂
siikkikikkkk
Wow amazing vídeo
Ottoman ❤
2:47 nice use of soviet March
4:03 Боже мой=)
Ottoman , in their zenith during sultan Suleiman basically fought with while world the three continents..
Man I love Prussians and Ottomans. Sadly both gone, one was pulverized by World War I, other by Attaturk who looked so good, Turks worship him despite all of the glorious Ottoman history. Thats why I love this video back to the good old days.
Dude wtf you dont know anything about turks. We dont worship him, just love him. And also we are proud of both Ottoman History and Ataturk
XDD 4:03 i litteraly thought he said boje moi in bulgarian, damn i need to stop with the memes and watch the actual movie it looks so cool
Aga son havuza dusme tam osmanlinin son hali
Wow this was good
What’s the song that plays when Russia rips that pole out of deadpool’s head
Soviet march from red alert 3
This is like streaming until you find out all of your enemies are stream snipers
1:00 song?
Red alert 3 soviet march
wtf this is a whole movie out of it.
But in history commonwealt and hungary destriyed by ottomans and russia attack commonwealth too
And fucking memluks died too
+Mahmut Tuncer
No they turn a new leaf and became ottoman Mamluks
And then Russia destroys Ottomans.
"sure"
because The Young Turks didn't have blind faith to Western Nationalism, right??
and sweden attcaked commonwealth, and prussia attacked poland, and... Damm i feel bad for poland now
2:28 As Korean I'm sure that word is the most famous Korean word
Ottoman ottoman ottoman 👏👏👏👏👏🇹🇷
This is fake, Poland would never have an argument with Hungary. Realistically it would be: Hungary:"I need your help" Poland:"ok"
Especially in eu4 where they are rivals every second game ;>
4:03 wait wait... Russia speaking polish?
But good video anyway.
Its the same in plenty of slavic languages
Almost same to hear in not so old polish langue "Boże mój !"
In my chase Commonwealth was the juggernaut and gobbled up bohemia, Russia, Hungary, and then ate the Balkans aswell
Swedan war Ottoman? They alliance
2:30 wtf singer is really saying that words Nice
1:33😂😂
I always laugh when Juggernaut says: LET’S FUCK SOME SHIT UP IS MY LEGAL MIDDLE NAME
Unrelated to EU4 but the guy portrayed as Hungary sounds oddly like Thanos to me.
Because he is thanos
This has never been more true after "Lion of North" Update
It doesn't matter if you're slovenian, croatian, bosnian or herzegovinan, chernogorec, kosovo, albanian, serbian, bulgarian or macedonian (western bulgarians) because there is one thing we all agree on and that is that Turkey (Ottoman empire) has the big gay.
Most definitely, but I think many Kosovars like Turkey actually.
+Stormcloak Shreds
?
@@TazKidNoah ottoman empire mate
+Stormcloak Shreds
U lose me
@@TazKidNoah ?
"Commie Mothefucker"
I died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:01 haahahahahah :D
This was amazing.